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#17 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
something most people dont realize. football pads dont protect everything but they do protect the people tackling. a proper football tackle is led with the shoulder into the mid section. the shoulder is padded much more than the mid section meaning you can put a lot more force into the hit on the mid ection without taking much damage yourself
#54 - datassman (07/03/2015) [-]
The thing is, whereas unlike sports like Rugby and Australian rules football, while they look violent and unruly, there's a strictly regulated way to do things, and they're in place to keep the players safe. You know, because they don't want to die while they're playing a sport for fun? American football players are encouraged to go for the most spectacular hits, and do anything to stop the ball carrier, often leading with their heads. This leads to the higher incidence of long term head injuries in college and pro football players, leading to them dying 20 years early and otherwise living their lives with brain damage. It's just a stupid way to do things, and shows how much Americans only care about spectacle and don't seem to care that it's actual people putting the show on for them.
A sport that's kinda the opposite of both of those is Men's Lacrosse I specify men's because women's is almost a completely different game where there's a lot of padding, including helmets, but also fairly strict rules about hitting and checking. Lacrosse helmets don't protect wearers from head injury nearly as much as football helmets, they sacrifice some things for lightness and aerodynamics, but lacrosse players don't hit people with their heads. And as a result, lacrosse doesn't have nearly the incidence of former players suffering from lifelong head injuries and dying 20 years earlier.
#31 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Ok sorry i didnt mean to insult, i figured this for some good natured ribbing fellow Fjunkie my bro. But most of our afl player wake up to a box in the head and go to sleep bleeding from the hands. Something like 70-80% of our landmass is farmland. Its in our blood (its in mine at least)
#20 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Been tackled heaps. We're not roided out soft cocks and dont die when some bloke sidewinds us. You can times that number by ten if you yanks were playing afl caus you gotta have balls. It does hurt - but not that much when you're not a pussy using science to determine how tough you are. We dont have deaths because bar the city dwelling faggots of our country, we're bred tough - thus no pads.
#24 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
ive been tackled by a skinny samoan (the crazy athletic ones) with no pads and it didnt hurt that bad. small white kid with pads cracked a rib and gave me a concussion. without pads you will subconciously limit the amount of force you put into a tackle because your brain will try to protect your body. sorta how you could easily bite of your own finger but your brain prevents you. with the pads on your body wont limit itself as much.
#30 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
So you're a hard cunt. But got your ribs cracked by someone smaller than you?
Also for survival alaska's cool always wanted to go there.
But the bush is at par with the jungle for shit that tries to kill you. We have a plant that if you come in contact with, will make you want to kill yourself/cut off the exposed limb. If i didnt need my thumbs for masturbating id probably get drunk and bite them off for you