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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
X-box Gamertag: landon777
Date Signed Up:7/28/2012
Last Login:5/24/2016
Location:Canada
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Comment Ranking:#958
Highest Content Rank:#5920
Highest Comment Rank:#25
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#1163 - **landartheconqueror used "*roll picture*"** **landarthecon… 17 hours ago on Mystery Amazon Package 0
#26 - as soon as i saw the crocodile and the child, i started franti…  [+] (6 new replies) 17 hours ago on Pet +8
#27 - xbirk (17 hours ago) [-]
that's am alligator man...
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#34 - glitchygba (16 hours ago) [-]
how the hell are you able to tell
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#49 - heartlessrobot (12 hours ago) [-]
A crocodile wouldn't be able to fit through the door.
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#37 - Taliesin (16 hours ago) [-]
Snout and coloring. Alligators have the stubbier, more rounded snouts, while crocodiles have longer snouts. Alligators also have a more pronounced difference in coloring from belly to back, and their teeth don't fit all nicely interlocking like a crocodile.
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#38 - glitchygba (16 hours ago) [-]
oh.
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#41 - lyiat (15 hours ago) [-]
People can tell. I can't; I don't know the two well enough to really tell (know I know a caiman when I see one), but others can tell.
#26 - subconscious desires 19 hours ago on Piggy mc piggertan +24
#28 - why is it that any hot woman over 30 is a "milf"? li…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2016 on /pol/ack doesn't like milfs +13
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#36 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/22/2016) [-]
should her child sit in the video with their birth certificate? also because they're the same age as the mom of your friend that you had a crush on so they just default to the word milf.
#62 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
>should her child sit in the video
Reminds me of the time Mia Malkova sucked a dick in front of her mom
#18 - maybe that's a fern?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on Plants With Pants +8
#47 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
Thats not a fern bro
#81 - why oh why didn't the person taking the video record the back side? 05/21/2016 on Don't forget leg day +2
#2 - Picture 05/20/2016 on Hinata +14
#10 - "cosplayer" 05/19/2016 on Jessica be like: Pokemon... +28
#13 - this is so ******* funny 05/19/2016 on People with Vaginas are women +7
#13 - people usually scream loud enough for bands to hear them at concerts  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Metallica +169
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#14 - barakakaka (05/18/2016) [-]
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#38 - pootismang (02/11/2015) [-]
**pootismang used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**pootismang rolls 1**
[4:32:00 PM] landar beisel: 1, 2, or 3? my life is in your hands here
#39 to #38 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2015) [-]
excellent choice!
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#26 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Sci Fi Set - San Francisco Armory Set Tours
youtube movie="buL9GsYvKWY"
Put solid brackets around that, for this video; www.youtube.com/watch?v=buL9GsYvKWY
[these are solid brackets]
#28 to #27 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Dream Theater - Home ( Mike Portnoy ) Playing Drum
No sweetie.
that would be brackets around
youtube movie="Q5Vl1YD0WOQ"
#29 to #28 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
[youtube movie=Q5Vl1YD0WOQ]
#30 to #29 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
**** i'm retarded, i give up...
#31 to #30 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
The quotes are needed.
#33 to #32 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
wooo
#35 to #33 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
#34 to #33 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Proud of you.
#16 - anon (01/15/2015) [-]
massive faggot,die in a fire
#18 to #16 - pootismang (02/01/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to him over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#19 to #18 - corps (02/02/2015) [-]
#20 to #19 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
H-Hello friend. Welcome to... nowhere special. Please enjoy your stay.
Landar I made a mistake, help.
#24 to #20 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
you're saying my profile is nowhere special?
#25 to #24 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Me no Ingles senor arriba.
#21 to #20 - corps (02/02/2015) [-]
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#22 to #21 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Well excuuuuuuse me princess.
You must get a lot of Navy Seals copypasta summons.
#23 to #22 - corps (02/02/2015) [-]
#17 to #16 - landartheconqueror (01/15/2015) [-]
i figure it'd be better that than downing
#14 - pootismang (01/12/2015) [-]
wuv u 2   
 i dont have any cute animal .gifs like the one you used
wuv u 2
i dont have any cute animal .gifs like the one you used
#12 - rahzma (01/06/2015) [-]
You're fun, I like you.
#13 to #12 - landartheconqueror (01/06/2015) [-]
why thank you, i try my best
#5 - Fgner (12/24/2014) [-]
Who are these people talking to you? Do I need to be worried?
#6 to #5 - pootismang (12/24/2014) [-]
I will ********* you to death.
#4 - anon (12/10/2014) [-]
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
#7 to #4 - landartheconqueror (12/30/2014) [-]
well, i'm making it myself. it's the parts that are expensive
#1 - phanact (05/27/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - hotpost (01/10/2014) [-]
#2 to #1 - landartheconqueror (05/27/2013) [-]
coolest of guys