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landartheconqueror

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: xbox 360
X-box Gamertag: landon777
Date Signed Up:7/28/2012
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Canada
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#188 - shoots it and just leaves it there isn't that illegal? 6 hours ago on why i never go outside -1
#49 - thx buddy 7 hours ago on Energy +7
#156 - that's an odd way to spell fluttershy  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Finally a safe space for... +1
#157 - aibu (19 hours ago) [-]
Fluttershit and rara are worst pones. She isn't even white
#7 - it seems like soccer is just a whole lot of pointing 07/03/2015 on Worst of Luck 0
#37 - Picture 07/03/2015 on Y(c)ummy 0
#21 - well, i was thinking of going into game design.. maybe not  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Worst kind of person. -1
#23 - sunnyrain (07/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #22 - kyrozor (07/03/2015) [-]
Yeh the type of people in the field are a deterrent.
#55 - i didn't say i didn't like it... i never intended for this…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Score! +1
#67 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
You didnt expect literally any statement, no matter how small and inane, to spark a lrngthy and serious debate?

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#64 - "rightly-priced piece of **** " 07/03/2015 on Oi, can someone Translate? +6
#62 - "over-priced piece of **** "  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Oi, can someone Translate? 0
User avatar #63 - roxasftw (07/03/2015) [-]
It was 20$
User avatar #64 - landartheconqueror (07/03/2015) [-]
"rightly-priced piece of shit"
#14 - australian football is just plain silly  [+] (29 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Score! -3
User avatar #55 - landartheconqueror (07/03/2015) [-]
i didn't say i didn't like it...
i never intended for this to happen
#67 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
You didnt expect literally any statement, no matter how small and inane, to spark a lrngthy and serious debate?

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#16 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Yeah mate we should all get dressed up in riot gear and put our hands between each others legs ay cobba?
User avatar #17 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
something most people dont realize. football pads dont protect everything but they do protect the people tackling. a proper football tackle is led with the shoulder into the mid section. the shoulder is padded much more than the mid section meaning you can put a lot more force into the hit on the mid ection without taking much damage yourself
User avatar #54 - datassman (07/03/2015) [-]
The thing is, whereas unlike sports like Rugby and Australian rules football, while they look violent and unruly, there's a strictly regulated way to do things, and they're in place to keep the players safe. You know, because they don't want to die while they're playing a sport for fun? American football players are encouraged to go for the most spectacular hits, and do anything to stop the ball carrier, often leading with their heads. This leads to the higher incidence of long term head injuries in college and pro football players, leading to them dying 20 years early and otherwise living their lives with brain damage. It's just a stupid way to do things, and shows how much Americans only care about spectacle and don't seem to care that it's actual people putting the show on for them.

A sport that's kinda the opposite of both of those is Men's Lacrosse I specify men's because women's is almost a completely different game where there's a lot of padding, including helmets, but also fairly strict rules about hitting and checking. Lacrosse helmets don't protect wearers from head injury nearly as much as football helmets, they sacrifice some things for lightness and aerodynamics, but lacrosse players don't hit people with their heads. And as a result, lacrosse doesn't have nearly the incidence of former players suffering from lifelong head injuries and dying 20 years earlier.
#18 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Yeah nah fella you're still wearing them.
User avatar #19 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
you ever been tackled before? pads hurt a lot more than no pads to the point where more people die in a year than have died in 100 years of rugby or australian football
#21 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
>pads protect people
>pads hurt more and caus more deaths

...so why the pads again? Style?
User avatar #22 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
why do UFC fighters where gloves? they dont protect the person being punched.it improves over all safety of a high contact sport
#23 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
But you just said with pads more deaths and pain?
Gloves cause less death and pain thats why they're safe?
Protip; your arguement of american handegg being more dangerous and painful was retardedly dumb, im just mocking you at this point.
User avatar #41 - Blindside (07/03/2015) [-]
There's been a considerably higher death rate in boxing since the introduction of gloves, before they were used boxers very rarely punched to the head. Skulls are hard, hands are less so.
#66 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
So then... why use them?

>less deaths
>begin using safety gear
>more deaths
>still using "safety" equipment

Wut
#42 - djlite (07/03/2015) [-]
This is information that I support
User avatar #26 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
no i said american football has more deaths than other kinds. thats because of the type of sport it is. with the breaks in betwean players are able to put more effert every play.
#28 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Dude you got your rib cracked by a skinny white kid - you seriously dont see how soft and doughy you are?
>inb4 u lift brah
sinew is stronger than muscle
User avatar #29 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
insults arent necessary. just in general why does europe and the rest of the world care so much? just seem kind of insecure
#31 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Ok sorry i didnt mean to insult, i figured this for some good natured ribbing fellow Fjunkie my bro. But most of our afl player wake up to a box in the head and go to sleep bleeding from the hands. Something like 70-80% of our landmass is farmland. Its in our blood (its in mine at least)
User avatar #34 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
oh no i understand. i have family in maryland so when i wasnt made to go outside when its so cold the moisture in your lungs freezes i was splitting wood in 90 degree f with 100 percent humidity
#37 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
I have always pondered the benefit of cold vs heat and how it shapes a man. Its crazy the temps muricans/brits find hot.
nut then again im dying of hypothermia while you bastards are taking layers off. Crazy shit
User avatar #38 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
yeah weve got some weird weather this year. it got up to about 80 F on the north slope a few weeks backwhich for the northern most point in the US is pretty hot. the worst ive been in is -60 but comfortable for me is 50
#39 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Wow man 80 is 26c and thats a fair weather day for us. 32-35 and it starts getting hot. Not trying to act hard just haha jk yes i am XD
is true though, we are right next door to the sun lol
#20 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Been tackled heaps. We're not roided out soft cocks and dont die when some bloke sidewinds us. You can times that number by ten if you yanks were playing afl caus you gotta have balls. It does hurt - but not that much when you're not a pussy using science to determine how tough you are. We dont have deaths because bar the city dwelling faggots of our country, we're bred tough - thus no pads.
User avatar #24 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
ive been tackled by a skinny samoan (the crazy athletic ones) with no pads and it didnt hurt that bad. small white kid with pads cracked a rib and gave me a concussion. without pads you will subconciously limit the amount of force you put into a tackle because your brain will try to protect your body. sorta how you could easily bite of your own finger but your brain prevents you. with the pads on your body wont limit itself as much.
#25 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA
>AFL players limit themselves out of fear
Grow up in the bush, then say that son.
User avatar #27 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
subconcious. if thats not the case then bite your own finger off. i grew up in a different bush. im from alaska
#30 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
So you're a hard cunt. But got your ribs cracked by someone smaller than you?
Wut

Also for survival alaska's cool always wanted to go there.
But the bush is at par with the jungle for shit that tries to kill you. We have a plant that if you come in contact with, will make you want to kill yourself/cut off the exposed limb. If i didnt need my thumbs for masturbating id probably get drunk and bite them off for you
User avatar #32 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
never underestimate what a smaller person can do when they dont hold back. i was a defensive player. a running back with a full head of steam on me will get the job done.

#33 - derpinstock (07/03/2015) [-]
Well i dont judge size. You made him sound like a spindly little nerd is all lol.
User avatar #35 - sketchE (07/03/2015) [-]
he was a sprinter during track season F=m*a sorta thing. besides offensive players dont get to hit people very often so when they do they go all out

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User avatar #39 to #38 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2015) [-]
excellent choice!
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User avatar #30 to #29 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
**** i'm retarded, i give up...
User avatar #31 to #30 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
The quotes are needed.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Proud of you.
#16 - John Cena (01/15/2015) [-]
massive faggot,die in a fire
User avatar #18 to #16 - pootismang (02/01/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to him over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
H-Hello friend. Welcome to... nowhere special. Please enjoy your stay.
Landar I made a mistake, help.
User avatar #24 to #20 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
you're saying my profile is nowhere special?
User avatar #25 to #24 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Me no Ingles senor arriba.
#22 to #21 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Well excuuuuuuse me princess.
You must get a lot of Navy Seals copypasta summons.
User avatar #17 to #16 - landartheconqueror (01/15/2015) [-]
i figure it'd be better that than downing
#14 - pootismang (01/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #12 - rahzma (01/06/2015) [-]
You're fun, I like you.
User avatar #13 to #12 - landartheconqueror (01/06/2015) [-]
why thank you, i try my best
#5 - Fgner (12/24/2014) [-]
Who are these people talking to you? Do I need to be worried?
#6 to #5 - pootismang (12/24/2014) [-]
I will ********* you to death.
#4 - John Cena (12/10/2014) [-]
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
User avatar #7 to #4 - landartheconqueror (12/30/2014) [-]
well, i'm making it myself. it's the parts that are expensive
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User avatar #2 to #1 - landartheconqueror (05/27/2013) [-]
coolest of guys
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