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landartheconqueror

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/28/2012
Last Login:8/24/2016
Location:Canada
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Content Ranking:#4498
Comment Ranking:#1905
Highest Content Rank:#4464
Highest Comment Rank:#25
Content Thumbs: 126 total,  145 ,  19
Comment Thumbs: 48874 total,  52547 ,  3673
Content Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 9 Content: New Here → Level 10 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56.59% (566/1000)
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Content Views:12105
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:9171
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#20 - is that nancy grace one real? 8 hours ago on uos sɯqǝM 0
#105 - that would make sense 11 hours ago on Anon describes life in... +1
#53 - Minnasota sounds like the American version of Manitoba  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on Anon describes life in... 0
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#62 - anonemous (16 hours ago) [-]
they share a part of the border....
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#105 - landartheconqueror (11 hours ago) [-]
that would make sense
#30 - the last girl i texted is also the last girl i've ******, and …  [+] (24 new replies) 21 hours ago on Anon texts a question +12
#95 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
You've got nothing to lose some do it faggot
#67 - abmts (17 hours ago) [-]
I feel ya, fam. My ex cheated on me with her roommate last week, so we broke up. Shit sucks.
#42 - aldothenazi (20 hours ago) [-]
"Waah, waah gil bwoke my hawrt!"
Pic related, its you.
#45 - anotherponyaccount (19 hours ago) [-]
"Waah, waah sum 1 shared a part of their life!"
Pic related, its you.
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#46 - aldothenazi (19 hours ago) [-]
Atleast you dont have to worry about girl breaking your heart you ponyfaggot.
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#47 - anotherponyaccount (19 hours ago) [-]
Jokes on you I AM into dudes
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#48 - aldothenazi (19 hours ago) [-]
Thats gay tho dont worry, no dudes gonna touch you even with a hazmat suit on either.
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#49 - anotherponyaccount (19 hours ago) [-]
bruddah, I've reached a point where I don't care If I'm also because I'll always have karate
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#51 - aldothenazi (18 hours ago) [-]
my kung-fu beats your karate tho
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#52 - anotherponyaccount (18 hours ago) [-]
no it doesn't, YOU beat ME. styles don't fight, fighters fight
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#53 - aldothenazi (18 hours ago) [-]
i made a special kind of kung-fu that goes around beating different styles of fighting, he just went out and beat brazilian jiu-jutsu
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#54 - anotherponyaccount (18 hours ago) [-]
well now you're just plain wrong
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#55 - aldothenazi (18 hours ago) [-]
how would you know, its my kung-fu, stop being so ruwd dude!
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#56 - anotherponyaccount (18 hours ago) [-]
it's pronounced rood
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#57 - aldothenazi (18 hours ago) [-]
wow, thats rude.
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#58 - anotherponyaccount (18 hours ago) [-]
not as rood as the guy who lives down the street
#59 - aldothenazi (18 hours ago) [-]
**aldothenazi used "*roll picture*"**
**aldothenazi rolled image** lets go kick his ass! with my good looks and your gayness we will wreck him!
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#60 - anotherponyaccount (18 hours ago) [-]
I like this plan
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#61 - aldothenazi (18 hours ago) [-]
no homo tho right?
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#62 - anotherponyaccount (18 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm there so at least 1 homo
#63 - aldothenazi (18 hours ago) [-]
**aldothenazi used "*roll picture*"**
**aldothenazi rolled image**okay, lil bit homo but not full on homo then? dont convert him to homoism, or there is more homo than hetero !
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#64 - anotherponyaccount (18 hours ago) [-]
which is bad news for you
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#50 - anotherponyaccount (19 hours ago) [-]
alone, not also
#31 - thebluestar (21 hours ago) [-]
sorry to hear that. Girls like that are shit people.
#66 - i'm conflicted. i want to thumb up because i like the picture,… 21 hours ago on Soldier in Training -1
#12 - bots initiate conversation in many ways 08/22/2016 on Alpha Anon Makes a Girl His... 0
#50 - it could've been a discount circumcision. y'know, half-off  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on Anon is a furfag. +1
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#55 - miknab (08/23/2016) [-]
hah good one!
#151 - he's just so romantic and always knows how to make his wife ha… 08/21/2016 on Malcolm in the Middle +1
#115 - because laws are stupid. i know in Canada, someone would be ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2016 on Electronic Sales Associate... +1
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#131 - PheonixWright (08/20/2016) [-]
Im afraid you're incorrect, if that incident with the GM were to happen in Canada then either he would be charged and later acquitted or never charged at all assuming they follow a few key rules.
-When possible state that the person is being placed under citizens arrest
-Avoid using force if possible otherwise use minimal force
-Alert proper authorities without delay
-Do not question or search the person as the purpose of a citizens arrest is to hold somebody until the police arrive
You can read more about it here: www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/other-autre/wyntk.html
#77 - are there people who do deny that Germany ****** the Brazilians hard?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2016 on German vs French +4
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#84 - shoryuken (08/19/2016) [-]
David Luiz maybe