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#59 - is that brianna wu? 02/26/2015 on TRIGGERED! 0
#192 - i am so sorry to hear that you went through that.... 02/26/2015 on 10 Animal Facts Part 3 0
#304 - **** though, i've never heard of this game, and t… 02/26/2015 on That feminist logic though... +1
#295 - "Be Advised"  [+] (24 new replies) 02/26/2015 on That feminist logic though... +2
User avatar #330 - danrmanalt (02/26/2015) [-]
What is this, a PS1 game?
User avatar #332 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
no. because i'd actually PLAY a ps1 game
User avatar #333 - danrmanalt (02/26/2015) [-]
good joke pal
#334 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
#335 - danrmanalt (02/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #336 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
dude you just gave me the sample for my next weird beat. thanks.
User avatar #338 - danrmanalt (02/26/2015) [-]
I shall need to see it when you're done.
#347 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
uh-oh spaghetti-o's - soundcloud.com/auralsex-beats/jazzy-tunes
Just tagging a couple people I always mention when fj inspires me to make some weird music - smartasshobo zahidlol
User avatar #360 - smartasshobo (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh man that beat is awesome, real good job on homer's voice also, love it!
User avatar #348 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
Very good.
I shall now make you listen to a recent production of mine.
soundcloud.com/leon-farkington/black-sabbath-iron-man-trap-remix
User avatar #350 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
Did you actually make this If so.. to be honest, I don't like the main sound, that horn.. but i have a feeling the intention wasn't supposed to be "wow what amazing instrument/vst is that??" haha. It seems you dabble in the wtf yourself
User avatar #351 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
I actually went and got a midi, and just used all the shittiest stereotypical trap sounds I had.
The horn was supposed to be a joke, yeah.
I do a lot of experimental stuff, but I have this problem of making tracks either too long or too short.
User avatar #352 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
lmao yeah sometimes its just fun to make retarded shit. Like, remember sharkeisha? i sampled her. and that bitch that got hit with a shovel. and i got a beat dedicated to angelina jolies forehead vein and.. well, yeah. haha

but I feel you, mine are almost always too short because I just pretty much make an intro, then do a pattern, loop it 3 times - make a switch up for the 4th, then loop that into 16 bars.. then just fuck with a vst on top of that haha

but like i said, what i take serious more is rapping on other beats.. even though I don't lease them so I can't really do shit with most of them even if I wanted to haha - see what you think of this. It's some project i'm working on where I only write and record to it if 1.) it's raining and 2.) i have rillos - soundcloud.com/dathashtronaut/hits-taste-the-raindrops

btw, couple things - lmfao @ yung flipphone as a name, and that nah song had me cringin but dyin at the same time. Gotta just put ya ass on your shoulders sometimes with this music shit. But s/o for the repost on that one i sampled homer on
User avatar #359 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
I listened to an Eyedea and Abilities album a few weeks ago, and I didn't really like it, but I think what I didn't like so much was the production.
I think right now I'd say Lil Ugly Mane is one of my favorite artists and producers, even though I haven't listened to him much these past couple weeks, but from his music I got into underground memphis hip-hop from the 90's, which I think is like the most amazing shit I've ever heard.
but, this is my last.fm , prettymuch shows what I've been listening to lately www.last.fm/user/danrman
User avatar #361 - hashtronaut (18 hours ago) [-]
I actually wouldn't know who LUM is, except for the fact someone told me a song of mine reminded them of me before so I looked him up haha - but only underground memphis I know of really is 36 when they still had skinny. (which tbh is some of my favorite shit that group ever did lol. I dunno wtf juicy is doing these days... hanging out with miley too much)


and hm i actually love abilities production, but i guess it kinda needs to grow on ya lol I been rockin with it for years. You should try listening to Oliver Hart (it's a project eyedea did completely on his own- production included) when you got some time to just sit and listen for a lil bit. It's probably his deepest, and subjectively "best" work
User avatar #353 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, when it comes to rapping, I never try to write anything, I don't record with a good mic or anything, and I take influence from songs like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQ-NMTEIdY
User avatar #354 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
that's ight, i'm influenced by a guy named after his little dick. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uegGoPuf_ZI
User avatar #355 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
That is a pretty hard beat.
User avatar #356 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
i been killin bitches michael vick in the booth
User avatar #357 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
I had plans to make an EP and have some features on it, like Lil Shark for example, but I haven't been too interested in making any hip-hop type stuff lately.
Plus I've also went back to listening to more serious music, so I kinda don't wanna make a meme-rap EP.
I wish I could freestyle like this, but I'm far from it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoW12I3f1_8
User avatar #358 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah I actually think i have this video on a dvd disc somewhere in my piles of discs from when i used to burn a bunch of shit i pulled from youtube haha. Keith is slept on like crazy, and X.. people know him but more for cars than bars and that's a shame.

And I feel you completely I make a lot of shit to just have fun but i wouldnt really wanna upload any of the dumb shit these days haha. If you ever want an ear for some shit serious or otherwise just let me know though. Or hell even if you want me to try to mix your stuff a little clearer or jump on it or w/e. music is basically all i do haha besides you know.. get faded.

This dude right here is probably my favorite right now.. at least alive. (Eyedea was my favorite years before he died, but I mean.. this dude was mikey's best friend so that's the closest living thing to eyedea's music) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nuVn4Om_U0
User avatar #349 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
Well in that case after I jam this I wanna show you something I did the vocals on, not the instrumental. That's what I take more serious lol I just like make people go wtf with the beats
User avatar #339 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
it'd be even better if you heard it instead, wouldn't it?

ba-dum-tss. but just be warned: my drug instrumentals are fuckin trainwrecks. i think ill get started now haha
User avatar #337 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
(well, the sax-a-ma-phoneee homer does. not this)
#288 - what the **** is that third one?  [+] (27 new replies) 02/26/2015 on That feminist logic though... 0
User avatar #304 - landartheconqueror (02/26/2015) [-]
fuck though, i've never heard of this game, and this whole article makes me want it to burn to the ground.

fucking half a million dollars to make a game, and she makes utter shit.
#295 - landartheconqueror (02/26/2015) [-]
"Be Advised"
User avatar #330 - danrmanalt (02/26/2015) [-]
What is this, a PS1 game?
User avatar #332 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
no. because i'd actually PLAY a ps1 game
User avatar #333 - danrmanalt (02/26/2015) [-]
good joke pal
#334 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
#335 - danrmanalt (02/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #336 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
dude you just gave me the sample for my next weird beat. thanks.
User avatar #338 - danrmanalt (02/26/2015) [-]
I shall need to see it when you're done.
#347 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
uh-oh spaghetti-o's - soundcloud.com/auralsex-beats/jazzy-tunes
Just tagging a couple people I always mention when fj inspires me to make some weird music - smartasshobo zahidlol
User avatar #360 - smartasshobo (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh man that beat is awesome, real good job on homer's voice also, love it!
User avatar #348 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
Very good.
I shall now make you listen to a recent production of mine.
soundcloud.com/leon-farkington/black-sabbath-iron-man-trap-remix
User avatar #350 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
Did you actually make this If so.. to be honest, I don't like the main sound, that horn.. but i have a feeling the intention wasn't supposed to be "wow what amazing instrument/vst is that??" haha. It seems you dabble in the wtf yourself
User avatar #351 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
I actually went and got a midi, and just used all the shittiest stereotypical trap sounds I had.
The horn was supposed to be a joke, yeah.
I do a lot of experimental stuff, but I have this problem of making tracks either too long or too short.
User avatar #352 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
lmao yeah sometimes its just fun to make retarded shit. Like, remember sharkeisha? i sampled her. and that bitch that got hit with a shovel. and i got a beat dedicated to angelina jolies forehead vein and.. well, yeah. haha

but I feel you, mine are almost always too short because I just pretty much make an intro, then do a pattern, loop it 3 times - make a switch up for the 4th, then loop that into 16 bars.. then just fuck with a vst on top of that haha

but like i said, what i take serious more is rapping on other beats.. even though I don't lease them so I can't really do shit with most of them even if I wanted to haha - see what you think of this. It's some project i'm working on where I only write and record to it if 1.) it's raining and 2.) i have rillos - soundcloud.com/dathashtronaut/hits-taste-the-raindrops

btw, couple things - lmfao @ yung flipphone as a name, and that nah song had me cringin but dyin at the same time. Gotta just put ya ass on your shoulders sometimes with this music shit. But s/o for the repost on that one i sampled homer on
User avatar #359 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
I listened to an Eyedea and Abilities album a few weeks ago, and I didn't really like it, but I think what I didn't like so much was the production.
I think right now I'd say Lil Ugly Mane is one of my favorite artists and producers, even though I haven't listened to him much these past couple weeks, but from his music I got into underground memphis hip-hop from the 90's, which I think is like the most amazing shit I've ever heard.
but, this is my last.fm , prettymuch shows what I've been listening to lately www.last.fm/user/danrman
User avatar #361 - hashtronaut (18 hours ago) [-]
I actually wouldn't know who LUM is, except for the fact someone told me a song of mine reminded them of me before so I looked him up haha - but only underground memphis I know of really is 36 when they still had skinny. (which tbh is some of my favorite shit that group ever did lol. I dunno wtf juicy is doing these days... hanging out with miley too much)


and hm i actually love abilities production, but i guess it kinda needs to grow on ya lol I been rockin with it for years. You should try listening to Oliver Hart (it's a project eyedea did completely on his own- production included) when you got some time to just sit and listen for a lil bit. It's probably his deepest, and subjectively "best" work
User avatar #353 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, when it comes to rapping, I never try to write anything, I don't record with a good mic or anything, and I take influence from songs like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQ-NMTEIdY
User avatar #354 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
that's ight, i'm influenced by a guy named after his little dick. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uegGoPuf_ZI
User avatar #355 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
That is a pretty hard beat.
User avatar #356 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
i been killin bitches michael vick in the booth
User avatar #357 - danrmanalt (02/27/2015) [-]
I had plans to make an EP and have some features on it, like Lil Shark for example, but I haven't been too interested in making any hip-hop type stuff lately.
Plus I've also went back to listening to more serious music, so I kinda don't wanna make a meme-rap EP.
I wish I could freestyle like this, but I'm far from it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoW12I3f1_8
User avatar #358 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah I actually think i have this video on a dvd disc somewhere in my piles of discs from when i used to burn a bunch of shit i pulled from youtube haha. Keith is slept on like crazy, and X.. people know him but more for cars than bars and that's a shame.

And I feel you completely I make a lot of shit to just have fun but i wouldnt really wanna upload any of the dumb shit these days haha. If you ever want an ear for some shit serious or otherwise just let me know though. Or hell even if you want me to try to mix your stuff a little clearer or jump on it or w/e. music is basically all i do haha besides you know.. get faded.

This dude right here is probably my favorite right now.. at least alive. (Eyedea was my favorite years before he died, but I mean.. this dude was mikey's best friend so that's the closest living thing to eyedea's music) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nuVn4Om_U0
User avatar #349 - hashtronaut (02/27/2015) [-]
Well in that case after I jam this I wanna show you something I did the vocals on, not the instrumental. That's what I take more serious lol I just like make people go wtf with the beats
User avatar #339 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
it'd be even better if you heard it instead, wouldn't it?

ba-dum-tss. but just be warned: my drug instrumentals are fuckin trainwrecks. i think ill get started now haha
User avatar #337 - hashtronaut (02/26/2015) [-]
(well, the sax-a-ma-phoneee homer does. not this)
#136 - ******* taxis, always thinking they're above the law  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on If you don't keep traffic... 0
User avatar #139 - thunderkrux (02/26/2015) [-]
A lot of cab companies will pay their drivers tickets as long as the customer is satisfied and you got them there as fast as fucking possible
#356 - reminds me of this 02/25/2015 on descript. +3
#45 - i dated a girl in middle school thinking she was someone else 02/25/2015 on awkward comp 0
#44 - Retail: saying "have a good day" to someone, thinkin… 02/25/2015 on awkward comp 0
#176 - when i was younger, i was totally crazy for raven  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Teen Titans comp +2
User avatar #208 - worldofwarcraftdog (02/25/2015) [-]
me too. lol i didnt want to put it like that, but thats exactly what it was

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[4:32:00 PM] landar beisel: 1, 2, or 3? my life is in your hands here
User avatar #39 to #38 - landartheconqueror (02/11/2015) [-]
excellent choice!
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User avatar #29 to #28 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
[youtube movie=Q5Vl1YD0WOQ]
User avatar #30 to #29 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
**** i'm retarded, i give up...
User avatar #31 to #30 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
The quotes are needed.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Proud of you.
#16 - anonexplains (01/15/2015) [-]
massive faggot,die in a fire
User avatar #18 to #16 - pootismang (02/01/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to him over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
H-Hello friend. Welcome to... nowhere special. Please enjoy your stay.
Landar I made a mistake, help.
User avatar #24 to #20 - landartheconqueror (02/02/2015) [-]
you're saying my profile is nowhere special?
User avatar #25 to #24 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Me no Ingles senor arriba.
#22 to #21 - pootismang (02/02/2015) [-]
Well excuuuuuuse me princess.
You must get a lot of Navy Seals copypasta summons.
User avatar #17 to #16 - landartheconqueror (01/15/2015) [-]
i figure it'd be better that than downing
#14 - pootismang (01/12/2015) [-]
wuv u 2   
 i dont have any cute animal .gifs like the one you used
wuv u 2
i dont have any cute animal .gifs like the one you used
User avatar #12 - rahzma (01/06/2015) [-]
You're fun, I like you.
User avatar #13 to #12 - landartheconqueror (01/06/2015) [-]
why thank you, i try my best
User avatar #11 to #9 - landartheconqueror (01/02/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
I THINK I JUST ******* DIED
OH MY GOD
hey... what's up?
User avatar #8 - admin (01/01/2015) [-]
happy new years from Admin <3
User avatar #10 to #8 - landartheconqueror (01/01/2015) [-]
so did you go to everyone's page individually, or is this just a mass message that you can post?

but thanks <3
#5 - Fgner ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Who are these people talking to you? Do I need to be worried?
#6 to #5 - pootismang (12/24/2014) [-]
I will ********* you to death.
#4 - anonexplains (12/10/2014) [-]
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
Damn if only you lived closer to me I could make you a computer cheaper than most company's charge.
User avatar #7 to #4 - landartheconqueror (12/30/2014) [-]
well, i'm making it myself. it's the parts that are expensive
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User avatar #2 to #1 - landartheconqueror (05/27/2013) [-]
coolest of guys
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