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#25 - he dog was barking at him not once did the dog lunge …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2016 on Liveleak Comp: Protect and... -10
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#37 - captanyonomus (05/10/2016) [-]
He walked to the house because he was called there m8.
Not only that but the dog gets within lunging distance several times before the officer either kicks it or later shoots it.

Tasers have been known to kill dogs, pepper spray is more reliable here.

Many officers have neither.

So the solution here according to you is that the officer should have ignored the call to the house because of the dogs.
#9 - I feel like if I witnessed that first hand, i'd just black out…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2016 on Liveleak Comp: Protect and... +4
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#53 - geothermal (05/10/2016) [-]
edgy little fucker arent ya
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#10 - chuchiereaper (05/10/2016) [-]
No, no, I completely understand you, if someone did that to my dog/cat/baby brother, I'd just see white and go berserk, but I'm just warning you, that would most likely, 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% assure you, that's going to be the last thing you would do if they were cops.
#16 - comradecommissar (05/10/2016) [-]
Then he will die honorably in glorious battle.
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#99 - captchakid (05/11/2016) [-]
No, he'd die quickly with multiple bullet holes.
#6 - that **** eating pig ****** walked right up to that dog and gu…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/10/2016 on Liveleak Comp: Protect and... -24
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#125 - lwlarcopolio (05/11/2016) [-]
Quality trolling
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#123 - spoogle (05/11/2016) [-]
You are the ultimate shitlord
#114 - donfailed (05/11/2016) [-]
You're always responsible for your actions
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#98 - captchakid (05/11/2016) [-]
Then you'll be dead with your dumb dog.
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#62 - xdiabolicx (05/10/2016) [-]
The only sorrow I feel in any of those cases is for the dog. Because of fuck tard owners that don't know how to raise them not to bark or act aggressive randomly.
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#56 - gowge (05/10/2016) [-]
It's the guys fault for letting his dogs run around the front yard when they fucking run around people barking.
#48 - warioteam (05/10/2016) [-]
youd probably die because they have a fucking gun
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#24 - captanyonomus (05/10/2016) [-]
And he should let the dog bite him or not do his job?

What would the proper action have been, since it is very clear the dog was hostile and non-restrained/ supervised?
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#25 - lamarsmithgot (05/10/2016) [-]
he dog was barking at him

not once did the dog lunge at him or make any move to attack

HE walked up to the dog and shot it to death

hell, taze the fucker if it's really that much of a threat.

i have a feeling this piece of human garbage was looking for an excuse to kill a dog
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#37 - captanyonomus (05/10/2016) [-]
He walked to the house because he was called there m8.
Not only that but the dog gets within lunging distance several times before the officer either kicks it or later shoots it.

Tasers have been known to kill dogs, pepper spray is more reliable here.

Many officers have neither.

So the solution here according to you is that the officer should have ignored the call to the house because of the dogs.
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#8 - chuchiereaper (05/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, what the guy did was fucked up, but, you thinking you could be responsible for your actions if that to your dog? Mate you'd be joining this comp and end up on the wrong side of the barrel.
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#9 - lamarsmithgot (05/10/2016) [-]
I feel like if I witnessed that first hand, i'd just black out and go ape shit.

logic would go out the window
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#53 - geothermal (05/10/2016) [-]
edgy little fucker arent ya
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#10 - chuchiereaper (05/10/2016) [-]
No, no, I completely understand you, if someone did that to my dog/cat/baby brother, I'd just see white and go berserk, but I'm just warning you, that would most likely, 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% assure you, that's going to be the last thing you would do if they were cops.
#16 - comradecommissar (05/10/2016) [-]
Then he will die honorably in glorious battle.
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#99 - captchakid (05/11/2016) [-]
No, he'd die quickly with multiple bullet holes.
#16 - If you think of music only as sounds in your ear, check your r…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2016 on When someone doesnt like... +10
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#17 - kevinenter (05/09/2016) [-]
Well physically, music is just a series of sounds
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#23 - schwoazapeda (05/09/2016) [-]
Physically music doesn't exist, only vibrating air.
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#25 - kevinenter (05/09/2016) [-]
Which is more or less what I just said.
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#26 - schwoazapeda (05/09/2016) [-]
Not even close.
Technically =/= physically
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#27 - kevinenter (05/09/2016) [-]
Sound=vibrating air
"Well physically, music is just a series of sounds" = "Well physically, music is just a series of vibrations in the air"
"Physically music doesn't exist, only vibrating air." = "Physically music doesn't exist, only sound"
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#33 - schwoazapeda (05/09/2016) [-]
Nice that you know how to switch words, doesn't change the fact that physically music doesn't exist. "physically, music is -" when it's actually "physically, music isn't".
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#32 - you can tell by the vocabulary i chose and the webm i posted t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2016 on Carlos comments on Steve Irwin 0
#47 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
Read comment, can confirm.

Absolutely not humorous.
#38 - no you're totally right people on this site will lite… 05/08/2016 on anon on /pol/ +3
#23 - **** off with your boo boo ass undertale meme game and let us …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2016 on Carlos comments on Steve Irwin -1
#30 - knightbean (05/08/2016) [-]
it was a pun. Sans makes puns.

Also one of the rules of the internet is that jokes will be made regardless of the subject. Get over it.
#51 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
"Stings" pun was already made. Kind of lame. Like Steve Irwin's body before he went into cardiac arrest.
#32 - lamarsmithgot (05/08/2016) [-]
you can tell by the vocabulary i chose and the webm i posted that my statement was completely and utterly serious with no humorous or ironic undertones whatsoever

stay autistic fj, jesus christ lmao
#47 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
Read comment, can confirm.

Absolutely not humorous.
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#66 - i would ruin that twink's asshole i dont even give a **** 05/05/2016 on Shit that makes my dick... +3