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#425 - **kurtr used "*roll picture*"** **kurtr rolled image ** 05/29/2016 on ROLL for your sexuality +1
#4 - Source i know what it is, just asking what do i have…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/24/2016 on batman +3
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#9 - ranoche (05/24/2016) [-]
justice league:war
part 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GXXBOmKz2I
mynameisnightwolf
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#10 - ranoche (05/24/2016) [-]
sorry didn't realize it was the shite edited version one sec
#12 - keligus (05/25/2016) [-]
**keligus used "*roll picture*"**
**keligus rolled image**this was two hours ago...
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#13 - ranoche (05/25/2016) [-]
>>#11
#14 - keligus (05/25/2016) [-]
**keligus used "*roll picture*"**
**keligus rolled image**thank you, sorry for roll
#5 - mynameisnightwolf (05/24/2016) [-]
Would also like show (specific episode would be sexy)
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#6 - episode (05/24/2016) [-]
Sorry specific and I no longer are involved together...... We have very different tastes....
#7 - mynameisnightwolf (05/24/2016) [-]
God damn it.
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#8 - episode (05/24/2016) [-]
;)
#81 - Try Lothric Knight Sword. It has 30 less da… 05/22/2016 on I can finally die 0
#58 - >Dork Sword You're already dead inside.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2016 on I can finally die 0
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#63 - colax (05/22/2016) [-]
But the dork sword looks sick with the crystal magic weapon buff
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#62 - colax (05/22/2016) [-]
im ashamed of myself
#81 - kurtr (05/22/2016) [-]
Try Lothric Knight Sword.

darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Lothric+Knight+Sword

It has 30 less damage, but scales jıst like dark sword. It will also fit into your Fashion souls nicely, and 110 crit multiplier is pretty nice to have
#307 - A man who is supported by your arch nemesis. This fact alone w… 05/18/2016 on How America looks from Yurop 0
#32 - "Magnus seized upon the entity's offer, breach…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2016 on ERIC TRUMP WAS JUST ON... +4
#36 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
I believe that wall was just a way to keep the plans for the webway secret from other psykers and stuf, not really close to Trump wall
#34 - lollypopalopicus (05/13/2016) [-]
Well maybe if his father had given him and his other children a better education about the "mexicans", and had listened to "the dick", none of this would have happened.
#48 - cigma (05/13/2016) [-]
Hello Magnus, can I talk to you and your thousands sons again?
#26 - You know, there actually are similarities between Donald and E…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/13/2016 on ERIC TRUMP WAS JUST ON... +15
#75 - deutschblut (05/14/2016) [-]
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#30 - mrshrapnel (05/13/2016) [-]
When did the emperor build a wall agaisnt the warp?
If anything he tried to make a gate into the webway within the warp.
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#72 - esioh (05/14/2016) [-]
>webway
>in the warp
yeah nice
#32 - kurtr (05/13/2016) [-]
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Magnus_the_Red

"Magnus seized upon the entity's offer, breaching the barrier and bursting into the Emperor's throne room. This act penetrated the powerful psychic wards the Emperor had raised around the Imperial Palace and..."

The guy basically let the mexicans in.
#36 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
I believe that wall was just a way to keep the plans for the webway secret from other psykers and stuf, not really close to Trump wall
#34 - lollypopalopicus (05/13/2016) [-]
Well maybe if his father had given him and his other children a better education about the "mexicans", and had listened to "the dick", none of this would have happened.
#48 - cigma (05/13/2016) [-]
Hello Magnus, can I talk to you and your thousands sons again?
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#29 - ScottP (05/13/2016) [-]
The Warp
#22 - Then who is Horus?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/13/2016 on ERIC TRUMP WAS JUST ON... +13
#23 - sgtmajjohnson (05/13/2016) [-]
Who do you think?
#26 - kurtr (05/13/2016) [-]
You know, there actually are similarities between Donald and Emperor. Emperor built a psychic wall between the reality and the chaos realm(or whatever the name was)
#75 - deutschblut (05/14/2016) [-]
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#30 - mrshrapnel (05/13/2016) [-]
When did the emperor build a wall agaisnt the warp?
If anything he tried to make a gate into the webway within the warp.
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#72 - esioh (05/14/2016) [-]
>webway
>in the warp
yeah nice
#32 - kurtr (05/13/2016) [-]
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Magnus_the_Red

"Magnus seized upon the entity's offer, breaching the barrier and bursting into the Emperor's throne room. This act penetrated the powerful psychic wards the Emperor had raised around the Imperial Palace and..."

The guy basically let the mexicans in.
#36 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
I believe that wall was just a way to keep the plans for the webway secret from other psykers and stuf, not really close to Trump wall
#34 - lollypopalopicus (05/13/2016) [-]
Well maybe if his father had given him and his other children a better education about the "mexicans", and had listened to "the dick", none of this would have happened.
#48 - cigma (05/13/2016) [-]
Hello Magnus, can I talk to you and your thousands sons again?
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#29 - ScottP (05/13/2016) [-]
The Warp
#6 - The fact that there are people who walk by and do absolutely n…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/10/2016 on 200% mad +177
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#164 - hornyfurry (05/11/2016) [-]
Must be a pretty shit country if people actually do that there
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#160 - cheeseboyofdoom (05/11/2016) [-]
In China it is possible to get sued or arrested from helping someone in distress. They basically have no Good Samaritan laws, or any that work. So they see someone in distress on the street they need to ask themselves, "is it worth it to help this stranger while I possibly throw my livelihood away, and thus endanger my own family?" There are people who will help, but the laws or lack thereof makes it dangerous. Fucked up sure, but that's the way it unfortunately is.
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#163 - cheeseboyofdoom (05/11/2016) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Shoulan_v._Peng_Yu
A well known case where a man helped an old woman to a hospital, then she sued him.
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#155 - skullzero (05/11/2016) [-]
It's cause China's a huge shithole likle North Korea, why do you think they're allies. They're the only shitheads left.
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#111 - useroftheLOLZ (05/11/2016) [-]
In China, it's very much a thing of "Its not my job."

It may seem stereotypical, but that's what I've been told by family who's traveled there to work.
#47 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
Try to at least pretend to understand a culture instead of just defaulting to ethnocentrism?
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#169 - xdiabolicx (05/11/2016) [-]
Confirmed for not knowing what ethnocentrism means. Educate yourself, troll.
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#166 - unladenswallow (05/11/2016) [-]
You should be killed, even though you're obviously shit posting. The fact that you'd shit post like that about something like this...yeah...you deserve to die.
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#161 - captainchina (05/11/2016) [-]
god fuck man i know youre shit posting but that comment made me so fucking mad
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#156 - mrlosthaze (05/11/2016) [-]
fuck you and fuck any culture that allows this to happen
#145 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
that's the dumbest shit i've ever seen someone post on this site. literally the dumbest. you wanna explain how it's a "culture thing" if even the people around him eventually stop him and kick his ass. It sure doesn't look like it's part of THEIR culture
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#138 - scissoredlizard (05/11/2016) [-]
Get your pussy fuck ass right back here and log in.
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#126 - plazmaflare (05/11/2016) [-]
Get the fuck out of here. we're not anthropologists that'll just sit there and watch some child get fucked up.
#35 - verycoolcat (05/11/2016) [-]
In china it is considered bad to help people outside of family.
#32 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
It's China, their legal system is so fucked up if you try to help someone you're liable to get your life ruined for no reason.
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#151 - toosexyforyou (05/11/2016) [-]
Same thing in the US.
#183 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Are you retarded? Ever heard of good samaritan laws?
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#184 - toosexyforyou (05/19/2016) [-]
Yeah they don't guarantee your protection. You're ignorant and naive.
#22 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
If they had stopped the guy they would have been charged for the crime. Yay china!
#18 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
its an asian country their whole im not going to get involved when something clearly wrong is happening infront of their eyes is the most sickening thing in this entire world. i some aspects they are worse than muslims for christs sake.
#171 - therealbadman (05/11/2016) [-]
Why the fuck are Muslims bad in the first place you ignorant piece of shit? At least they have morals to hold onto that force them to help other people.
#82 - ...and it has been proven that these people consume more... … 05/09/2016 on /pol/ does it again +3
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#16 - brcstar (11/03/2015) [-]
Happy Fourth birthday
#15 - isolovegames (03/26/2015) [-]
May Luck and Protection ever be in your favor, Kurtr.
#12 - liero ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Since breadposting OP is a douche, I've decided to deliver bread to the neglected users myself.
Enjoy your bread
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**** you
#1 - linkofreekthree (09/29/2012) [-]
what country are you from?
#2 to #1 - kurtr (09/29/2012) [-]
Turkey.
#3 to #2 - linkofreekthree (09/29/2012) [-]
marhaba, nasilsin?
#4 to #3 - kurtr (09/29/2012) [-]
iyiyim nolsun, sen nasilsin
#5 to #4 - linkofreekthree (09/29/2012) [-]
ben iyiyim kardes.

i'm not turkish lol i know a tiny bit of the language
#6 to #5 - kurtr (09/29/2012) [-]
yes, its mErhaba not mArhaba

are your mother and/or father is turkish, or you learnt turkish by coming here as a tourist
#7 to #6 - linkofreekthree (09/29/2012) [-]
I have turkish friends, i'm from sudan
#8 to #7 - kurtr (09/29/2012) [-]
Republic of sudan, in africa i suppose

So... Is there any specific reason why youre talking with me
BTW im cool with it, youre the first one who send me a message :D
#10 to #8 - linkofreekthree (09/29/2012) [-]
just saw you on one of the contents on the front page talking about islam and christianity, and yeah north sudan, just wanted to say hi
#9 to #8 - kurtr (09/29/2012) [-]
sent*