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#121 - Hate to be that guy, but technically, the law states that if s…  [+] (25 replies) 09/09/2013 on just don't +1
#129 - neelix (09/09/2013) [-]
What if you get video evidence of her concenting while drunk?
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#132 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Still nothing. The consent DOES NOT COUNT as long as she is drunk. Ever. Period.
#133 - neelix (09/09/2013) [-]
Calm down, captain caps. What about her giving concent while sober, before drinking? Also, how is it determined when she's drunk or sober - her word vs yours?
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#135 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Prior consent also doesn't count. If at 6pm, she is sober and says "Hey I want you to fuck me tonight," but the act doesn't occur then, the consent is considered null and void. That law is in place so you can't go rape your ex and claim she consented once therefore you can get it whenever you want. And unfortunately, usually it is word against word unless there are witnesses, blood/breath tests, videos, or any other definitive proof, which there usually isn't.
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#128 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It's so unfortunate girls pull this shit and if it were me, and some chick was trying to say I raped her I'd tell get a lawyer and say she was trying to get away with raping me by playing the victim. Also something I tell all my friends (I don't drink so..) is to vine/instagram the chick giving consent. Vine or Instagram so you have the exact date and time.
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#130 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Again, as long as she is drunk, even having a signed, notorized contract showing consent means literally nothing. A vine would probably hurt your case more than help it if she seems drunk in the vine. If she seems sober, however, you might be golden. Its a huge legal sink-hole that still needs to be fixed, but everyone needs to be protected, male and female. We obviously don't want people getting raped, but also we don't want people being falsely accused of rape.
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#134 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Do you know how quickly blood alcohol levers drop? Like say someone gets absolutely piss drunk to the point they can't even stand on their own, but they wake up the next day having slept it all off, is it possible to test the blood to see how drunk they were the previous night?
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#137 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Alcohol is a fickle bitch. Smoke weed one, and you'll piss hot for about 2 weeks. Alcohol, its out of the blood stream within hours. It makes it incredibly hard to create a rape defense because of exactly that.
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#138 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
What about a liver screen? I'm actually going to the docs tomorrow to get the results for a liver and kidney screen.
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#141 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
A liver screen (to the best of my knowledge) will show if there is a history of chronic alcohol use, but won't show alcohol in the system if the blood doesn't. Since the liver filters out the alcohol and is what takes it out of the blood, I would think that it would dissolve the alcohol pretty quickly. I could be wrong on that one.
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#142 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I'll ask my Doc tomorrow then!
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#144 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Actually, do me a favor and let me know what he says. That info could be helpful in my career field.
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#145 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
She but yep will do! I just put a stickynote on my monitor to remind me.
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#146 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
She. There I go sounding sexist.
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#147 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha general rule of thumb is people go to see doctors who are their gender. I'm not sure if you picked up on my being-a-woman-ness from the picture and username but there you go.
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#148 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, I feel like that kinda depends on what kind of doctor you're looking for. For example, I (male) have my regular physician (male), my cardiologist (female), and my orthopedic doctor (male). However, if I ever found myself looking for a eurologist, I would probably find a female doctor. Same for proctologist. There are some things that I just don't want a male doctor to do.
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#151 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant for just GP sorta doctors. You know it's weird, men going to a proctologist seek a woman out of comfort and women going to a gynocologist seek a woman out of comfort.
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#152 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I makes sense to me. Nobody trusts men when it comes to sex! I don't want him near my junk because frankly, its just awkward and weird. You don't want a male gyno because hey, you know what, its kinda weird.
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#155 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
I just feel like despite the fact that they studied for years on end, a male gyno is flying blind a little bit.
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#156 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Haha. Not many things actually make me laugh out loud like that. But I feel like you are probably right.
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#157 - thirdjess (09/09/2013) [-]
It still boggles my mind that most men don't understand that the vagina is 5 inches deep on average. Anyway, it's 1:30am here in the land down under appropriate pun, don't you think? so I'm off to bed. Nice to meet you and good luck in law!
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#158 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
True. Nice meeting you! Let me know how that doc visit turns out! Goodnight.
#122 - thebjur (09/09/2013) [-]
I can see how that line i blurry if the guy is sober. But if their both drunk..
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#139 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
I just remembered hearing about a case in the early 2000's in which the defendant claimed because he was also intoxicated, he was unable to determine if the sex was actually consentual. He claimed that if the plaintiff was in no state of mind to consent to sex, he was in no state to understand the difference between drunk-and-consenting and actual consent. I believe he actually won his case, so that may be a good defense, so long as you have a good lawyer and he draws heavily on legal precedent.
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#123 - ktjacobs (09/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, no. If they are both drunk, they really could have a case on each other for rape. I wouldn't want to be the judge in that case.
#209 - Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 med…  [+] (1 reply) 08/06/2013 on Up until it became a web of... 0
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#210 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.
#205 - I just don't want to be the guy that makes people not want to …  [+] (3 replies) 08/06/2013 on Up until it became a web of... 0
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#206 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Good Good. No harm done. Now to deal with another guy who called me a thumbwhore for pointing out a lie being espoused by an anon about the sociological findings that find homosexuals to be bad parents... they don't exist.
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#209 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 mediocre gay parents than in the best orphanage or foster home.
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#210 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.
#202 - The problem was that it was too much sarcasm. Laid on way thic…  [+] (5 replies) 08/06/2013 on Up until it became a web of... 0
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#203 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, you just saved yourself a contemptuous "I'm real sorry someone shat in your oatmeal this morning, buddy" reply.

I don't take anything seriously. Generally the more absurd the better in my eyes. Guess outside of friendly people still take themselves seriously..
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#205 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
I just don't want to be the guy that makes people not want to live on this planet anymore, so I shan't be a troll, unless a troll is necessary.
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#206 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Good Good. No harm done. Now to deal with another guy who called me a thumbwhore for pointing out a lie being espoused by an anon about the sociological findings that find homosexuals to be bad parents... they don't exist.
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#209 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 mediocre gay parents than in the best orphanage or foster home.
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#210 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.
#199 - Wow. Hilarious. That was the funniest thing I have ever read. …  [+] (7 replies) 08/06/2013 on Up until it became a web of... 0
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#200 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
...you really couldn't catch the sarcasm in my entire comment?
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#202 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
The problem was that it was too much sarcasm. Laid on way thick. And hey, I just want to say I'm sorry about the cancer comment. That was a bit harsh. For all I know, you could have lost a loved one to cancer, and I would have just reminded you of that. I apologize, and hope you can understand that I don't want to become that kind of douche over the internet.
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#203 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, you just saved yourself a contemptuous "I'm real sorry someone shat in your oatmeal this morning, buddy" reply.

I don't take anything seriously. Generally the more absurd the better in my eyes. Guess outside of friendly people still take themselves seriously..
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#205 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
I just don't want to be the guy that makes people not want to live on this planet anymore, so I shan't be a troll, unless a troll is necessary.
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#206 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Good Good. No harm done. Now to deal with another guy who called me a thumbwhore for pointing out a lie being espoused by an anon about the sociological findings that find homosexuals to be bad parents... they don't exist.
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#209 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 mediocre gay parents than in the best orphanage or foster home.
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#210 - Sethorein (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.