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kristophskie

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Date Signed Up:5/23/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#2145
Highest Content Rank:#11040
Highest Comment Rank:#2158
Content Thumbs: 52 total,  143 ,  91
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Content Level Progress: 93.22% (55/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:17436
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:221
FJ Points:1523
Favorite Tags: funny (4) | lol (3) | bunny (2) | Cute (2) | Suicide (2)

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#100 - Well Shepard, have fun with your student debt, and ****** … 03/08/2014 on Freaky Friday +1
#4 - holy hell that chase was intense.. especially the part where t…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2014 on QUICKCHANGE +3
#7 - John Cena (03/07/2014) [-]
look again, they're running the whole time, but they're so far off it looks like they walk then run. notice the distance between the lamp poles, notice that they also pass this distance in relatively the same amount of time for both sets of lamp poles, so they're moving at a constant speed
#38 - goergesstpierre (03/08/2014) [-]
#24 - dontread (03/08/2014) [-]
to be fair they look like they're running on the low setting on a treadmill the entire time
#85 - John Cena (03/08/2014) [-]
They run the same speed if not slightly faster than the guy they're chasing, they're just way behind. The speed you see them run at when they round the corner is the speed they're pretty much at the whole time I think
#92 - dontread (03/08/2014) [-]
No i mean even when they pass the corner just look at their hand movements

I mean i havent ran track since high school 3 years ago and even i instinctively knew this was a casual running form.
#37 - this is.... unsettling 01/27/2014 on Disney Princesses as Princes 0
#1 - One is before, one is after... dont get me wrong, im sure its … 01/21/2014 on 'Cause drunk rednecks +2
#43 - Wreck-It Ralph 12/16/2013 on I'm supposed to be studying 0
#477 - Stinky Bikini Hunter.... I am Kazuhara Fukuyama... 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault 0
#2 - you did naught just do that  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Pokemon in a Nutshell +21
#33 - djequalizee (11/01/2013) [-]
#4 - nsfwanon (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh ches he did
#2 - Pokemon is not selfies... its a photographer who follows you e… 10/29/2013 on Year of the selfies 0
#7 - I would inject ALL the cocaines 10/29/2013 on Iron Man +1
#49 - im ashamed at how long that took me... 10/05/2013 on this literally made my day 0
#42 - Benders Origin and Hermes part in it 10/02/2013 on I always did 0
#9 - and then you rot because you are completely empty and useless… 09/30/2013 on couldn't resist. +60
#2 - I am... Sportsball  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Caption Contest +3
#3 - John Cena (09/30/2013) [-]
(Sportsballs Internally)
#27 - With my size and stature I shall live like a king in the world… 09/23/2013 on How fucked are you? 0
#26 - **kristophskie rolls 1,743**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on How fucked are you? 0
#27 - kristophskie (09/23/2013) [-]
With my size and stature I shall live like a king in the world of the malnourished and superstitious
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on so true +3
#2 - metallantern Comment deleted by kristophskie
#86 - Ontario Canada, at a buddies wedding 09/06/2013 on funnyjunkies +1
#1 - "I will suck as many dic- Rip out as many throats as I ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on new people's face trying to... +5
User avatar #29 - jakedertree (08/28/2013) [-]
Gruber- "Every day is a workout when you're carrying a 20 pound python in your jeans"
Jericho- "You and your dick comments."
Gruber- "It's fun to say them."
Jericho- "It's fun to hear them."
Gruber- "That's why I say them."
Jericho- "That's why I_ listen_."
#8 - The last human on earth was sitting in a room. Then there was … 08/03/2013 on Scary Short Stories 0
#2 - 19 in canada... just sayin 07/10/2013 on You Can Hate But Its True 0
#5 - Humerus.... not Humorous... bone pun.... read a book  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on quite a humerus loop 0
User avatar #7 - duskmane (06/27/2013) [-]
I think your response was to cranial for most.
#4 - 2005 Movie dude  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on quite a humerus loop +9
User avatar #6 - kirkbot (06/27/2013) [-]
close enough
#6 - well played random internet person... well played  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Facts 0
User avatar #7 - threadz (06/21/2013) [-]
Yay I'm an internet person
#4 - a compressed spring is heavier.... well of course it is, somet…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Facts 0
User avatar #5 - threadz (06/19/2013) [-]
No, if you weigh the spring and a heavy object, it will weigh more than the combined weights of the spring and the object when the object is not compressing the spring. If it hurts your brain to think about this, just know that no one else understands why either
#6 - kristophskie (06/20/2013) [-]
well played random internet person... well played
User avatar #7 - threadz (06/21/2013) [-]
Yay I'm an internet person
#34 - i took mine to a party where i blacked out and I got 100% on i… 05/05/2013 on Doug +15
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