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#6 - im not astrophysicist but im pretty sure what one about all th…  [+] (21 replies) 03/10/2016 on science +103
#78 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
it checks out
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#50 - Ballbreaker (03/10/2016) [-]
well its true actually
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#46 - whitechino (03/10/2016) [-]
Between the projector and the Earth.
#45 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
Don't really need astrophysics to figure out if it's true or not. Google the distance from the Sun to the Moon, Google the diameters of the planets, and do some arithmetic .
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#54 - psykobear (03/10/2016) [-]
Earth* to the moon.
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#9 - NosEater (03/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, with the average distance from Earth to the moon actually being about 238,900 miles and adding all of the diameters of the other planets, being 236,130 miles in total, they would fit just fine with a little over 2700 miles to spare. Honestly never thought about that before until now.
#117 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
"Just fine" with less than half a percent of room for error. And I thought I had a hard time pulling into my garage.
#105 - ninjaflapjack (03/11/2016) [-]
Actually they wouldn't fit because this value doesn't take into account the earth's radius (3963 miles) and also the moon's (1,079 miles). Adding their radiuses to the diameters of the planets you get 246,102 Miles which is more than the average distance between their centers (239,228 miles). And this is before going into the fact this average distance also varies by 31,200 miles
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#101 - zight (03/11/2016) [-]
with that little amount of space left over, its no wonder the sun can't fit
#52 - magaiver (03/10/2016) [-]
Using data from Wolfram-Alpha I got that all planet diameter, except for Earths, would be 16548.4 kilometers BIGGER then average distance from earth to the moon so I call bullshit. Although it is pretty close when you consider the actual size of it, but still false.
#53 - magaiver (03/10/2016) [-]
Ahh shit, my bad, I used current moon distance. Using average moon distance it has 9451 km to spare. I'll be damned.
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#13 - diegotan (03/10/2016) [-]
Yah, but wouldn't Saturn's ring and moons fuck our shit up?
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#58 - wiredguy (03/10/2016) [-]
the whole point of the fact is to show how far away natural satellites are

besides, saturn's moons would not exactly be the biggest problem with all of this
you know, uh, gravity, and the planets fucking crashing into each other
probably wouldn't be ideal
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#20 - xxbutthurtxx (03/10/2016) [-]
Just put Saturn sideways you stupid fuck :^)

I bet you would propose to attack the sun during daytime too.
#102 - fresighto (03/11/2016) [-]
Enjoy. She is Maximum lovely
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#34 - diegotan (03/10/2016) [-]
lol, I like your style.
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#14 - ahnerma (03/10/2016) [-]
I dont thinkvthats part of the discussion like its clearly a bad idea. Its just that they would fit.
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#15 - diegotan (03/10/2016) [-]
Clearly bad idea. Right. Even radiation from the Jupiter would kill us, if not that we fall into their fuck-your-shit tornado.
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#16 - ahnerma (03/10/2016) [-]
Well thats what I mean. No one should ever TRY to put the planets there. But they would fit.
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#31 - samlusiewski (03/10/2016) [-]
Ok so obviously now I want a movie with a super villain who won't get his mind off the idea of putting all the other planets between the Earth and the moon.
Like "Garrett you can't do that ! Everyone will die !"
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#8 - chris chris (03/10/2016) [-]
nah man, it's correct
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