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Do you call something the best because it's legitimately better-constructed, or because you like it more?comment
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#2683 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
**falloutsurvivor has all the hair from head to ankles shaved off Kras body**
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
Great, no need to go for that haircut.

Stubble will be a bitch, though.
#2685 to #2684 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
Kras the human kiwifruit all stubbly
#2686 to #2685 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
ARG BLARG ZARG NARG
#2687 to #2686 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
making odd noises and pretends its speech

Kras is pinky
#2688 to #2687 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
MALKUTH YESOD HOD NETZAH TIF'ERET GEVURAH HESED DA'AT BINAH HOCKMAH KETER
#2689 to #2688 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
Kras is summoning cthulhu?
#2690 to #2689 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
I recited the names of each sphere of the Kabbalah, you foolish slut.
#2691 to #2690 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
quoting jewish stuff?

Kras...i disappoint
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
Jewish mysticism. Old, old **** from before even religion. ****** mad interesting. Or at least it was when I found it in a fan fic by an utterly fantastic author.
#2693 to #2692 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
Kras the jewkrainian
#2694 to #2693 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
Never. My faith is to the God-Emperor and the Murderkube.
#2695 to #2694 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
you and your misplaced loyalty to the corpse
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
He'd be a corpse if he was dead. Which he isn't, in his nearly-dead state. NEARLY.

Besides, both the Orkz and his Paradox Poker buddies would never let him die. Orkz because if da humiez' boss goes ded, den da 'oomies can't WAAAGH! no more. An dat's verry bad. And the other group because **** , you need SOMETHING to liven up the millenia.
#2697 to #2696 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
hes a potato in a chair

plus in one of the novels...a demon of tzeentch mentioned something about if the emperor died properly his soul would enter thee warp and destroy the chaos gods
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
Shows what that faggot knows. Tzeenie's the only one keeping **** moving, and fighting off the Greenskins' reality-warping WAAAGH! ******** .

Perpetual static of eternal war? Of course that's the perfect Orkish win state.
#2699 to #2698 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
> ork truck breaks down
> ork hits it with hammer
> truck works again

> orks are russians
#2700 to #2699 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
Funny, considering that a type of Imperial Guard regiment loathes them to the bitter end.
#2701 to #2700 - falloutsurvivor (3 hours ago) [-]
then theres the german orks
#2702 to #2701 - krasnogvardiech (3 hours ago) [-]
Come on, you know this guy totally nails the Space Stalin look. Or he would if he had a hat.
#2681 - falloutsurvivor (21 hours ago) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls It is certain**
will Kras nuke chechnya off the face of the earth
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - krasnogvardiech (21 hours ago) [-]
When Twisted Fate had an Ionian kid. /movies/5629739/11+10+magic/#
#2669 to #2668 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
old man kras picking a slow song
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
What can I say, I like rhythm.

Manowar - Warriors of the World United [HD 720p]
#2671 to #2670 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 to #2674 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 to #2676 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2639 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
time to experiment on Kras and turn him into Omega Red
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
**** no. remove niemcy and i would say yes
#2641 to #2640 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
Kras will be soviet super soldier
#2642 to #2641 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
wait ****

thought you meant the nazi enemy of captain america

pic unrelated
#2643 to #2642 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
no not red skull you basic potato
OMEGA RED
#2644 to #2643 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
i'M not basic

im acidic
#2645 to #2644 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 3**
Kras is:
1: alkaline
2: neutral
3: acidic
#2647 to #2645 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
Whaddid I sai?
#2649 to #2647 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 1:
never trust a russian and always seek a second opinion
User avatar #2651 to #2649 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 2:
never trust a russian, unless you are trusting them to **** **** up.
User avatar #2659 to #2655 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
yaaaasssss

rule 3:
never trust a russian. It is considered rude to immediately assume they will not backstab you in some form. Always keep your own assets in mind.
#2650 to #2648 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Rifts™.**
Kras is god of this
#2652 to #2650 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
And open up anomalies?

It's like you want New Zealand to become a new Zone.
#2653 to #2652 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
kras and rifts
#2656 to #2654 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
wanna see somehing strange
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
go on

but know i will be collapsing from fatigue in a couple of mins
#2660 to #2658 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
******* boring

get that tame **** out of my face
#2662 to #2661 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I thought you chaos types were supposed to have a little Slaanesh in you?

Боже мой, it's like you WANT to be forever vanilla.

well-made pictures, could use improvement, but well made still. Yours?
#2665 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
what kinda porn is Kras into
#2663 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
i commissioned them, so yeah kinda mine

User avatar #2666 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm off.

may Putin not kill you for another day.
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
niiice

not my cup of tea though. I'm fukken picky about everything of mine.
#2629 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
one day the KGB got a call from a random citizen
"comrades, i think my neighbor has stolen gold buried in his back yard"

the KGB storm the neighbors house, and begin digging up the back yard.....after an hour and the whole back yard is dug up, they cant find anything and leave

the neighbor leans over the fence and tells his neighbour "there yo go, its all dug up ready for you to plant potatoes....tomorrow you can call them to dig my back yard
User avatar #2630 to #2629 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
The same joke was told, except it was a kid who was in prison who couldn't come over to break the hard clay of his grandfather's yard for the old man. He told the old man "don't dig up the tomato patch, that's where I hid the body". Police storm the area, dig up the patch, but find no body. Kid says "There papa, that's the best I could do under the circumstances."
#2631 to #2630 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
lets do the Kas dance
#2633 to #2632 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasno Fortress
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
I won't deny it.
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Fukken fantastic.
#2637 to #2636 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Kras may not live in motherland but motherland lives inside him
#2620 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
КАТЮШA (Katyusha) - Red Army Choir

Спой со мной
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
*Спокий в мине
#2622 to #2621 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
что?
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Я не думал, извини.
#2624 to #2623 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasnogvardiech является картофель
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
At least I don't have as many chromosomes as one.
#2626 to #2625 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
soviet kras
only one potato
only on chromosome
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
But is not potato, is secret police
#2628 to #2627 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
crap that reminds me of a joke
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Top one. Bottom is an old account which I ****** up in using.
User avatar #2610 to #2609 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
nah m8

just forgot password.
#2611 to #2610 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
and you didnt have the safety of sending a password reminder to your email?
User avatar #2612 to #2611 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
I was a retard.
#2613 to #2612 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
krasnogvardiech не умный человек
User avatar #2614 to #2613 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
kek

yep

You get my gift thing?
User avatar #2616 to #2615 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
all good mate
#2617 to #2616 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
saying mate
like a kiwi

Krasno is losing his sovietness
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
tovarisch takes too long to type. In that space of time someone could have one-shotted my character in Last Stand.

That's where I'll be. Lord General character.
#2619 to #2618 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
what about comrade
or друг
#2602 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
that moment when america likes to boast about how big its country is
User avatar #2603 to #2602 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Also the moment when they dropped the soap.

Bubba the Butt Blaster isn't around, but Boris will be more than happy to fill that role.
#2590 - matexius (07/18/2015) [-]
Basketballs? Seriously?
User avatar #2596 to #2594 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
I WANT TO DRIBBLE ONE ALL OVER THEM AND KNOCK THEM ALL DOWN
#2581 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
Kras potato
#2583 to #2582 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Tabasco in your pee-hole.**
why is kras potato
User avatar #2584 to #2583 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Just had to squeeze it all up in there.
#2585 to #2584 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
hot sauce up your dick

Kras is doing KGB torture on himself?
#2586 to #2585 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Took me months to stretch it all out.

Gotta grind the CON score, m80
#2587 to #2586 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
> Kras half dead
> cannot register pleasure or pain

Kras confirmed Death Guard
#2588 to #2587 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
No, just an Imperial Infantryman. You have to be dead to sensation to stand against the voices for too long.
#2597 to #2595 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.**
what is Kras military specialty
User avatar #2598 to #2597 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Speciality? Never. Maybe as an inspirational figure, but he's not worth the effort to specialize a career around.
#2599 to #2598 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
Kommissar Kras with flag and gun

if he cant inspire patriotism he inspires FEAR
#2600 to #2599 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Whichever works, I'm not picky.

What about you? Konrad fukken Curze. Dying ain't much of a living, huh?

I know this is Lupercal, but I lost my other **** of you.
#2601 to #2600 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
i died knowing the only reason i did was because i LET it happen

the false emperor sent so many assassins to kill me...they all failed
its only the one i let do it who could
User avatar #2604 to #2601 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
And let's face it, you banged her beforehand too.

In other matters, do you have Steam and DoW2: Retribution?
#2605 to #2604 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
got steam but not DoW2
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
gimme ur Steam bruh
#2580 - falloutsurvivor (07/17/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls All my friends dying.**
how will Kras come back as a zombie
#2570 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
KRASSLE
speak to me
User avatar #2571 to #2570 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm here, what's exploding outside what the mission parameters say is supposed to be?
#2572 to #2571 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
i feel the need to send you back in time to fight the battle of stalingrad

#2573 to #2572 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
You say that like I'm not already there.
#2574 to #2573 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
and you need to watch dead snow 1-2
2 has zombie russians
#2575 to #2574 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
"Reporting for duty"

"Tovarisch, you are dead."

"Da. But I am still reporting for duty."

Dedication, even by Russian standards.
#2576 to #2575 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
do you know how to turn movies into gifs
< this would be a perfect "you came to the wrong neighborhood, ************ ", reaction

Dead Snow 2 - Russian Entrance
#2578 to #2577 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
where will Kras' zombies invade first
#2579 to #2578 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
isnt that alan alda from mash

aka Kras invading usa

World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic
#2569 - falloutsurvivor (07/15/2015) [-]
< ill buy you one and watch you dance around the **** america calls its airforce

MIG-29 OVT МиГ-29 Awesome Promo Video
#2567 - falloutsurvivor (07/15/2015) [-]
*sticks refrigerator magnets onto metal Kras*
#2565 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
sing with them Kras

Russian soldiers singing Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
#2539 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Your identity is not considered a mental pathology (“gender identity disorder” in the DSM IV) by the psychological and medical establishments.**
kras privilege
#2543 to #2540 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
OMOH made Kras a HOMO
#2563 to #2543 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Just imagine having a battery of Earthshaker cannons for small-scale bombardment. So you could cruise in low orbit and fire and fire and fire and fire.

Of course, it would go all the way up to the bigger guns. Planet-cracking Exterminatus ought to be a one-time thing in the game.
#2564 to #2563 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
seriously...these little bastards made dawn of war a ******* snap

Dawn Of War - Basilisk Short

like "hey you see that enemy objective over there.... **** it up"
a couple missions require you to take heavily defended buildings....basilisks mean you never have to go anywhere near them
#2545 to #2544 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
lets have usa invade russia
#2546 to #2545 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Tuesday.
#2547 to #2546 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
but seriously the game was ****

aside from the very notion of usa ever being able to get a single aircraft over russian airspce being ******** ....the usa chopper was so overpowered blowing up everything with minimal shots
User avatar #2548 to #2547 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Haven't played it. But it sort of sounds like Shadow of Chernobyl.

Mods ought to make it as difficult as humanly possible.
#2549 to #2548 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
*nuclear facepalm*

mod a ******* playstation ONE game?

User avatar #2550 to #2549 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Emulators make everything a blessing.

Just tugging your chain, man. It'd be ******* nice if someone did make a game based around flying aircraft. Maybe like Eve met the Dropship PS2 game.
#2552 to #2550 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
imagine flying the thunderhawk or jumping from low orbit from one

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Intro 1080p HD
User avatar #2553 to #2552 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Heavenly.
#2554 to #2553 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
thats one thing games havent had really

i mean theres like games where you can bail out from half a mile up like battlefield....but thats not freefall from low orbit......or having jump packs to steer where you go
User avatar #2555 to #2554 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
It would probably be a long time to wait to drop.

And more time and effort would be spent on the game's system and mechanics rather than its graphics.

Which in perspective would be nice, but still.
#2556 to #2555 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
well the way computers and games are evolving it may just become a real thing in our lifetime

we've got space engineers for space travel.....kerbal space program for getting in and out of the atmosphere...and spore for interplanetary travel....put them together?
User avatar #2557 to #2556 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
It'd be too large and too complicated a system to fix within reasonable parameters of human understanding of code, and normal human timescale.

If we had a few Adeptus Mechanicus Techpriests, then they could probably do it.
#2558 to #2557 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
they got world of warcraft going....and that ***** a huge ******

User avatar #2559 to #2558 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
That ****** also been around since 2004. They just had time.
#2560 to #2559 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
well pcs are getting more powerful...games are getting bigger....we will see full-on games

spore had like a million planets you could go to with minimal loading time to bring each up and all the **** you put on it
WoW had miles and miles of places to travel with only small loading times between zones

we'll see 40k in planet-space travel
User avatar #2561 to #2560 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
EVE and Planetside 2 had a joint-operation thing they could do, right?

Combine those and...
#2562 to #2561 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
Iron Warrior Kras will invade planets and lay siege to ****

kras will cherish the destructible terrain
#2551 to #2550 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
i want a total 40K game in FPS with ground air and space battles and ability to quick travel between

The Lord Inquisitor - Thunderhawk Gunship - Landing gear Wip - [HD]
#2541 to #2540 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Police brutality.**

why is kras gay
#2510 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
wake up kras bear
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
Am awake, what is the happening?
#2512 to #2511 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
no opinion on that comic?
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
I've seen tons of comics since then. Got confused.

I feel nothing.
#2517 to #2516 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
How did you know that?!
#2520 to #2519 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Reply hazy try again**

can Kras even bake cookies
#2523 to #2522 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
make me some chocolate and sultana cookies
#2521 to #2520 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Without a doubt**
can lazy bear bake cookies
#2526 to #2525 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
сука влагалище
#2528 to #2526 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
вернуться на кухню
#2530 to #2529 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
less talk
more cookies
#2538 to #2530 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor rolled user mondominiman ** is Kras secret lover
#2536 to #2530 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls An angry mob with torches and pitchforks.**
why is Kras gender confused
#2531 to #2530 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
Only when you deepthroat this
#2534 to #2531 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll gender*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Genderqueer** Kras is this
#2532 to #2531 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
i cant....im not american
i dont have their snake-like quality of eating too much
#2509 - falloutsurvivor (07/08/2015) [-]
real life problem for Krasno
#2507 - falloutsurvivor (07/03/2015) [-]
kras
when are you dragging your flabby ass to auckland
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - krasnogvardiech (07/03/2015) [-]
Maybe someday.
#2500 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Surprise sex.**
what must Kras do to get more attention on fj
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
It's not rape, it's struggle snuggle.
#2502 to #2501 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
Krasno vs ************

who will rape who
User avatar #2503 to #2502 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
I'll win.

It's either a rape or a homicide.
#2504 to #2503 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
kras is black?
User avatar #2505 to #2504 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
No, just more willing to not be the raped one.
#2506 to #2505 - falloutsurvivor (07/02/2015) [-]
kinda caught you out on that
implying it'd be rape on ************

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