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krasnogvardiech

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"I feel like I should." has been a key factor for all my antics nowadays.comment
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#2837 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
all work and no play make Kras a slave
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
I play every day. When I'm not working.
#2839 to #2838 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
dont turn into Schnzel and syrianassassin....working too much and shutting your friends out
User avatar #2840 to #2839 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
You got in, didn't you?
#2841 to #2840 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
but kras never talks to me unless i speak first
User avatar #2842 to #2841 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
I wish to not be a bother.

In unrelated news, my chair exploded.
#2843 to #2842 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
wtf did bear do to his chair
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
I sat on it. Then the metal supports ripped through the plastic casing.

Typing this from my bed. In unrelated news, I found my wallet.
#2845 to #2844 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
how did you lose your wallet
User avatar #2847 to #2845 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
****** the Loch Ness Monster, swirlie'd Satan and spat on Cthulhu's sofa.

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#2848 to #2847 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
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is Kras' real name Groot
#2849 to #2848 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
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is Kras' real name Groot
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
Gotta go. Take drugs and kill a bull for me.
#2851 to #2850 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
the only drug i do is alcohol
User avatar #2824 - murrlogic (09/02/2015) [-]
Alright I feel like I have been a massive asshole to you so far. Reason why I haven't given you clear enough details is because I am literally typing **** on the ******* go. I've had like zero time to sit down and I don't wanna leave you in the dark

So now that I am finally ******* home I can sit the **** down and clarify things.

First and foremost. The timeline. Here is what my timeline is looking like right now

Legend of Sato. A prequel to Book 1. Its about Asami dealing with the loss of her mother and how it eventually effects her on a psychological level due to triggering from her corrupt maid Chishi

Legend of Beifong. A prequel to Book 1. Its about Toph telling Lin to keep her composure because its getting in the way of her police work. Lin feels personally responsible due to the attack on the Sato family when she wasn't around in time to save Asami's mother. She's also under thin ice because Toph is trying her damndest to not make it look like her youngest daughter is sucking Triad dick for money.

The Book 1 retelling about a different what if scenario on if Korra and Asami met and the attack of the equalists
Legend of Varrick which is a sub-prequel taking place during Book 1
Book 2 retelling a completely retconned version of Book 2's plot.
Legend of Vaatu
Red Lotus Stories: Azula on how P'li came to be
Red Lotus Stories Ming Hwa which is a story about Kya and Ming
Red Lotus Stories Zaheer which is about Tenzin and Zaheer
Book 3 retelling which is nothing to do with the Equalists because they're more subchapters than an entire arc. This story is completely original
Book 4: endgame. A crossover between LoK and Xenoverse
Multiple chapters of endings.
User avatar #2825 to #2824 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
Noooice. Why'd you delete the conversation, though? I had thought that stuff good to come back to later.

You were an asshole in the same way that I was - you didn't give a damn about feelings and being offended since we're mature adults with enough of a handle on ourselves not to get offended at the tiniest things. And I don't count that as being an asshole, so you weren't.
#2826 to #2825 - murrlogic (09/02/2015) [-]
I wanted to start fresh.

Now then.

If i'm going to ask for your help I need you to give me very simple instructions particulary in the form of writing critiques and not massive plot dumps. Take everything you just said and simplify it for me.

Here is everything you need to know about young Asami at this point

She is around say 8 in this story
Its a prequel to book 1
In this universe, Sato Industries is a lot more bigger than in the show. Its a monopoly that is very popular amongst the citizens of Republic City. Anything with a Sato Industries trademark on it means its name brand and therefore good
Sato Industries deals with more products than in the show. Outside of building Sato Mobiles, Sato Industries is like the Buy n Large from Wall-E. You need something done Hiroshi can have it done for you for a fee and Asami is the same way once she takes control of the company
Its never really clear how much money the Sato's have. Around this time Hiroshi's networth is estimated to be somewhere around 100 billion dollars. However, when Asami takes over the company she quadruples that amount and its somewhere around 800-900 Quadrillion dollars making Asami absurdly wealthy and because of her wealth very powerful
Republic City was built by Aang and funded by Hiroshi's father who is only mentioned briefly because he is non important. Essentially boiling it down to the Sato's own and will always own Republic City so long as Fan demand remains positively consistant
Asami turns Republic City into her own Orwellian Utopia where she has eyes and ears and propaganda everywhere.
User avatar #2827 to #2826 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
Didn't really know what you wanted to start fresh from. I was quibbling over the details of the plot and the structure of it all, and had offered you a new one that worked. I just keep in mind that things don't happen for no reason. Fist of the North Star kept that up pretty well, for example.

Story seems good so far. I'll try tie together something in a point-by-point list.
#2828 to #2827 - murrlogic (09/02/2015) [-]
Now here is the thing about the maid. Her name is Chishi.

Chishi isn't human but Hiroshi or Asami don't know this yet. Chishi is a demon from the spirit world disguised as a human. She has existed since the beginning of the first Avatar: Wan. Her powers rival that of Vaatu's. Vaatu is the spirit world equivalent of a nuke it destroys everything in its wake as fast as possible until existence is nothing more than a void of nothing.

Chishi is a creature of personalized destruction. She in one way or another is the reason why terrible things happen to good people since you're cursed with the dred of living for all of eternity you wanna remind people how unhappy you're all the time. Chishi is the kind of person who would laugh at a violent genocide like it was a knock knock joke. As a demon she has zero sympathy for mortals and is amused when they slaughter each other for pety reasons. In fact she encourages this violent behavior because negativity is her food source which keeps her human looking.

She is the main antagonist of Book 3. Zaheer ends up helping Korra take her down since Korra is powerless to do it alone.
#2829 to #2828 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
Fantastic. I'm guessing you want me to help stitch it all together?
#2830 to #2829 - murrlogic (09/02/2015) [-]
You don't mind being my editor/proof reader do you right?

Its funny because I went thru several different ideas for Chishi during the beta

>An affair angle where Chishi seduces Hiroshi so she can selfishly glutton all his money and live comfortably for the rest of her life
>A maid Asami would beat to death with an alarm clock while Hiroshi was forced to watch
>A former Dai-Li agent who left the force because it paid like **** but she still stayed true to her methods so at one point I was going to make her an Earth bender.

Eventually I decided upon demon since this character is my self insert I might as well make full use of her.
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
... How about you keep the three ideas and have them all be extra people around the child Asami?

I agreed to start on this. That ought to answer any concerns.
#2832 to #2831 - murrlogic (09/02/2015) [-]
This leaves the matter of Hiroshi and his terrible parenting skills.

Normally Hiroshi was busy all the time and he was always at meetings so Asami and Yasunko her mom's name would spend the days together. Little is known about Asami's mom so I made up a story about her owning a Jewlelry shop that sold Blood Diamonds and made a lot of money.

When her and Asami went to go get some ice cream that was when the Ag Ni Kai triad made their move and killed Asami's mom in broad public. In book 3 we learn that it was Chishi's doing as to why this happened because one of her powers allows her to "alter reality" by switching events in history to benefit her sick pleasure of destruction in chaos

If Asami's mom lived, Sato Industries wouldn't be seen in a negative light come the end of the story. People would loved it and appreciate it. Also Korra and Asami would have been friends, teammates....*sigh*...lovers...just like in the show

But since Chishi implimented her death, Korra and Asami are destined to hate each other forever because of it and from now till the end of her Avatar cycle, Asami will always be Korra's 1 major concern. Like Lex to Superman. Like Joker to Batman.
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
It was more or less through random accident they met to begin with, wasn't it? That's what I recall.
#2834 to #2833 - murrlogic (09/02/2015) [-]
Asami's "Equality thru Poverty" idea came to be when she realized she own at least 3/4 of the entire earth's resources and the other 1/4 is owned by Varrick industries showing just how gluttonous Asami is when it comes to power.

The one thing she needed to own more than anything was Korra who Asami sees as a weapon and nothing more. Since weapons are Asami's favorite source of income because no one profits off peace, Asami felt it was nessessary that for Avatar Korra to exist at all in her city she needed to be owned physically like a piece of property.

Asami then dresses her in a maid outfit and bullies her and Korra can't do anything about it since she has something called an "Anti-Bending" collar wrapped around her neck which turns off her bending and can be used as a shock collar to keep Korra's attention focused on her.
User avatar #2835 to #2834 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
For a version of things that is ******* sick and grim, I guess it's fairly well written out, and you've got the artistic skill to put it into life. I'll be ironing it all out, I guess.

A full and proper critique on it all would take a while, and I've got my own **** to deal with in the meantime. You don't mind too long of a wait, do you?
#2836 to #2835 - murrlogic (09/02/2015) [-]
Im not even half way done of Legend of Sato. Everytime a part of it gets done I'll let you in.

Also a LOT of characters in this show are getting personality swaps and I cannot ******* WAIT to see your reaction to Lin and Mako.
User avatar #2846 to #2836 - krasnogvardiech (09/02/2015) [-]
Sounds damn good. Gotta run now though, so mail me when you hit a stumbling block. I'll get to work on the thing eventually.
#2812 to #2811 - krasnogvardiech (09/01/2015) [-]
Asami looks ******* disgusting as a valley girl. Get that degenerate crap out of here.
#2813 to #2812 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
>Not liking Valley Girl Asami

You're a Korra fag aren't you. Tell me in vivid detail how you want to lick Korra's disgusting feet
#2814 to #2813 - krasnogvardiech (09/01/2015) [-]
Nah, too much of a bitch for my tastes. I just despise any chick that looks, thinks and acts like a overgrown schoolchild. Making that character, who is reputed to have been capable by non-bender standards, into something as ******* basic as that?

Well, yeah. **** stinks to me like how evil stinks to Paladins.
#2815 to #2814 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
Biggest missed oppertunity was not making Asami a villain
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - krasnogvardiech (09/01/2015) [-]
Making her the direct antagonist, the out-and-out villain to be slain, isn't profitable in the slightest. Nobody can fault a smith for selling a sword, and likewise nobody can fault a weapons manufacturer for selling their product.

As it stands, she benefits most from being just off the side of directly aligning herself with either faction - she helps out a little when Korra asks, and sells potent weaponry to the 'villains' when asked as well. Profit from both sectors and good relations with both.

Like Otto Von Bismarck. Good external politics and good internal success.
#2817 to #2816 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
You clearly watched Legend of Korra wrong. Asami is literally Zuko's story told backwards

so naturally it should function backwards going from hero to sociopath.

>Watched her mom the most precious thing on earth getting lit on fire by Triad
>No sign of psychological scaring
>Father turned into a deranged sociopath after the event
>Still no sign of mental tissue tearing like wet cardboard as she slowly goes down the same road of losing her mind.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - krasnogvardiech (09/01/2015) [-]
You posted the same pic twice.

And maybe I did. And I have near no prior knowledge of the thing, so the only option available to me is to look at things objectively.
#2819 to #2818 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
Accident. I really need to name these pictures better

Anywho I am making Avatar Comics.
User avatar #2820 to #2819 - krasnogvardiech (09/01/2015) [-]
Just don't try make Asami into a one-dimensional retard. Hate it when writers do that.

Otherwise, link it to me when you're done pls. Or chuck me up on a mention list.
#2821 to #2820 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
Define 1-dimensional.

My comic is about how Asami developed PTSD and Sociopathy after her mother died as well as an inferiority complex where she feels she constantly needs to be in control of other people's live to prevent catastrophe.

She feels the only way true equality can happen is if everyone is equally poor and miserable.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - krasnogvardiech (09/01/2015) [-]
Weren't we friends already? Good to have you onboard anyway man.
#2822 to #2821 - krasnogvardiech (09/01/2015) [-]
A communist leader, then? Excellent.

Sounds like you've already gone past one-dimensionality. Much like Waffle House Millionaire, I get attached to well-developed characters. I see them as proof that the setting and the effort put into making them are sufficiently complex. In my view, realism means detail - if something is to be handwaved, it's done so because the handwave has rules and specifics of its own.

Lose a character due to bad rolls? Them's the shakes.
Made the wrong choice at a critical moment? Tough luck.
Rational, reasonable events that end in character death? Shrug and carry on.

But *****
assbutt
anal acrobat
************
spearchucker
If you degrade the characters to ************ through everything through the power of love
or show the world the depths of your anal cavity with Naruto level ass-pull
then ******
I will choke you.

But you seem to not be doing that. So ****** good mane
#2800 - falloutvictim (08/28/2015) [-]
*prods Kras flabby bear belly*
User avatar #2801 to #2800 - krasnogvardiech (08/28/2015) [-]
AAARGGGRRRAAARRGAGGAAARRAAAARRGHRRRRAAARRRHHHH
#2802 to #2801 - falloutvictim (08/28/2015) [-]
kras is full of cheap steak and lolly water new zealand beer
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - krasnogvardiech (08/28/2015) [-]
I've got green fungal **** growing on my tongue because of it.
#2804 to #2803 - falloutvictim (08/28/2015) [-]
thats what you get for buying cheap stuff from a poor country
#2806 to #2805 - falloutvictim (08/28/2015) [-]
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< kras after drinking NZ beer
#2808 to #2807 - falloutvictim (08/28/2015) [-]
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how long before Kras pepsi
#2797 - matexius (08/25/2015) [-]
Yo Kras, I heard you liked Bolters so I... *insert overused joke here*
User avatar #2798 to #2797 - krasnogvardiech (08/26/2015) [-]
This is from that Chapter Master game, right?
User avatar #2799 to #2798 - matexius (08/26/2015) [-]
Yep, it's actually quite good, though, it's sorta like Dark Souls, as in, it screws you over immensely fast, and doesn't have a tutorial yet and still a bit buggy, but it's getting there...
#2790 - falloutvictim (08/25/2015) [-]
Krasno fashion
User avatar #2791 to #2790 - krasnogvardiech (08/25/2015) [-]
WHAT IN **** YUO OF SAY BLYAT CYKA I OF SET YORR HOUSE FIRES AAH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI
#2792 to #2791 - falloutvictim (08/25/2015) [-]
Kras is soviet chav

tracksuit, sneakers and vodka.....
User avatar #2793 to #2792 - krasnogvardiech (08/25/2015) [-]
[Incoherent Slavic screaming]
#2794 to #2793 - falloutvictim (08/25/2015) [-]
with plenty of govno's and yebat' tvoyu mat's
User avatar #2795 to #2794 - krasnogvardiech (08/25/2015) [-]
remove fishandchip remove fishandchip
#2796 to #2795 - falloutvictim (08/25/2015) [-]
youre in new zealand


its "remove curry"
#2783 - matexius (08/15/2015) [-]
Hey Kras! What would happen if someone reversed the function of a Psychic Hood?
Since the hood amplifies the wearer's psychic powers and protect against an assault by enemy psykers; would a reversed hood work as a Psyker-power-nullyfying-construct sort of like Seastone in One Piece , if correctly reversely constucted and strapped onto a psyker?
I've been thinking with how Rogue Psykers (and to a lesser extent Daemon Hosts) could be contained, for interogation, transport and possible later execution.

Heck, it technically wouldn't even be Tech-Heresy, since the technology has been there for more than a few thousand years.
User avatar #2784 to #2783 - krasnogvardiech (08/15/2015) [-]
Something along those lines would be the psyker-nullification wards aboard the Black Ships. Handy for when you don't have Blanks around.
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - matexius (08/15/2015) [-]
That's what I've been trying to figure out.
Now that I think about it; how does G. Eisenhorn even contain that Daemonhost, Cherubael.
The thing killed a Chaos Titan for the Emperor's sake, surely a few chains and a human host aren't enough to cage a Daemon of that power, are they?
User avatar #2786 to #2785 - krasnogvardiech (08/15/2015) [-]
With the above and some Dark Age tech, probably.
User avatar #2787 to #2786 - matexius (08/15/2015) [-]
Right now, I'm just thinking that someone should really make those Wards in a smaller variety.
Anyway, thanks!
User avatar #2788 to #2787 - krasnogvardiech (08/15/2015) [-]
They likely do. 'They' being the Adeptus Mechanicus, so it's no bloody wonder they're hoarded.
User avatar #2789 to #2788 - matexius (08/15/2015) [-]
Hoarding often very useful stuff for yourself, but never using it- every Skyrim player ever.
#2781 - falloutsurvivor (08/08/2015) [-]
Krasno Kiwi's newest technology

Canine hay spreaders

/hdgifs/5639842/Farm+dog+level+expert/
User avatar #2782 to #2781 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2015) [-]
must spread hay for food of motherland
#2767 - falloutsurvivor (08/05/2015) [-]
Krasno in a nutshell

lose booze, lose will to live
User avatar #2769 to #2767 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Today was a fine example of that. Everything that could have gone wrong, did.
#2770 to #2769 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
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how sad is Kras
User avatar #2771 to #2770 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Woke up, got to the bus stop just to see the bus leaving, went to the bank, found out my card was invalid/damaged, went to Night'n'day, found out my card actually works, took taxi to work, worked, came home an hour ago. **** is eternal.
#2772 to #2771 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
thats NZ for you

public transport is ****** up and expensive
technology works half the time
NZ is miles behind the world
User avatar #2773 to #2772 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Not to mention broadband. Australia has thirteen undersea fiber-optic cables going to it, NZ has one.
#2774 to #2773 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
face it
nz isnt important enough for the world to give a ****
User avatar #2775 to #2774 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Wait for the signing of the construction of the oil rigs off the south island. We'll be the next Norway.
#2776 to #2775 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
implying NZ will get that much out of that

the TPP will most likely give the oil companies the lions share and NZ gets pocket change
User avatar #2777 to #2776 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
From what I understand of it, it was supposedly for the purpose of making profits equal for everyone. Or some such **** .

I don't pay attention anymore.
#2778 to #2777 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
like how usa is bleeding the middle east dry for oil and telling everyone "theyre helping the arabs|
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Looking at it from the US's point of view...

They have a resource, and are unwilling to trade fairly for it. They are likely to mount attacks against your nearby allies. You need that resource, and to protect your allies.

Every country in the world is looking after themselves and their interests first. And if they say otherwise they're selling something.
#2780 to #2779 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
well you havent seen the dark side of new zealand

its selling off its land to china and letting dirty indians migrate in by the ton and live here

auckland will soon be an indian mandate territory....thats not looking after the country thats selling it out
#2764 - matexius (08/04/2015) [-]
Dude, I may have just figured out why the Tau 			*********		 everything at long range. I was doing some research involving railguns and weapons using electromagnetic propulsion I get bored very easily..., and started to wonder why the Tau have broke as 			****		 guns.    
Turns out they essentially use sub-atom railguns; that don't require enough power to light up half of New Jersey like a Christmass tree to operate. Though, I feel I haven't told you anything new...   
   
Also... have I showed you this game yet? I can't quite remember...   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP_OjpmcamY   
I know that you're ''balls-deep'' in Last Stand; I just wanted to show you it and wondered if I already have...
Dude, I may have just figured out why the Tau ********* everything at long range. I was doing some research involving railguns and weapons using electromagnetic propulsion I get bored very easily..., and started to wonder why the Tau have broke as **** guns.
Turns out they essentially use sub-atom railguns; that don't require enough power to light up half of New Jersey like a Christmass tree to operate. Though, I feel I haven't told you anything new...

Also... have I showed you this game yet? I can't quite remember...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP_OjpmcamY
I know that you're ''balls-deep'' in Last Stand; I just wanted to show you it and wondered if I already have...
User avatar #2765 to #2764 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2015) [-]
You haven't.

The Tau's pseudo-plasma weaponry is centered around firing hollow balls filled with compressed gas mix which at some point ignites and turns into plasma. Presumably upon leaving their weapon's barrel. Imperial plasma weapons are superior in the sense that there is no solid container holding the gas tight. I theorize that the compexity of the plasma guns come from the magnetization arrays which stabilize the energy bolt before it flies out to his the enemy.
#2766 to #2765 - matexius (08/04/2015) [-]
Well, now I have; I guess. I kinda remember you like this type of stuff, considering it's basically Space Engineers, only apparently a bit easier on the computer; and you're able to build a bit more stuff. Though... it's ''supposed'' to be quite difficult; but also easier to create one giant War-Engine and steamroll over pretty much everything.

Here's the desc. for one of their Pulse Rifles:
''It works by using an electromagnetic induction field to propel a subatomic particle, which breaks down to create a plasma pulse as it leaves the barrel of the weapon.''

So the sub-atomic particle isn't something like an atom, but a capsule? Like in a Paintball-gun?

Laser rifles are all well and good, but I still like regular bullets just a bit more... I'm a bit conservative. Though, the obvious dillema with gunpowder and lugging around a huge ammo canister is... unfortunate... Lasers sear through materials, bullets punch through.
User avatar #2761 - anotherponyaccount (08/04/2015) [-]
How is your name meant to be read? I only just thought about it
User avatar #2768 to #2762 - anotherponyaccount (08/05/2015) [-]
weren't - **** me, I can't type
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - anotherponyaccount (08/04/2015) [-]
You were joking when you said accent is strong
#2736 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
Kras
what are you up to
User avatar #2758 to #2736 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Continued. And [aaaaah of understanding].

Why not buy your own internet modem and router? Stop his bitching outright by getting your own source.
#2759 to #2758 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
coz then i have to buy my own phone line to get installed
you got money for me Kras?
User avatar #2760 to #2759 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
A bit. How much would it be?

Couldn't you just get a wi-fi hookup, though?
User avatar #2737 to #2736 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
REACTOR...ONLINE
SYSTEMS...ONLINE
LOCOMOTORS...ONLINE
PROCESSOR...LOW
MANIPULATORS...CRITICAL

VENTING EXCESS ACID FROM TANKS
#2738 to #2737 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
< Kras in gaming

Warhammer Space Marine: Dreadnought DLC Gameplay

skip to 5:40 for best part
User avatar #2739 to #2738 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
yeeee

yourself?
#2740 to #2739 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
im bored...
entertain me Kras
User avatar #2741 to #2740 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
want to play Last Stand with me?
#2742 to #2741 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
i dont have that game
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
I got you the ******* thing

Dawn of War II: Retribution. Last Stand mode. With all the ******* DLC

Did you give it away to someone, or something?
#2744 to #2743 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
OH that
sorry i knew it was DoW didnt remember title name

still got it

just cant play right now...flatmates bitch when i play games and steam lags out the net connection
User avatar #2746 to #2744 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Steam -> Settings -> Downloads -> Download Region. Works for me, anyway.
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
connect to Australia, faster download and not so much lag.

And the **** is this about your flatmates bitching? They can play music or something, why should you give a **** ?
#2747 to #2745 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
DLing the game isnt a problem, its using up the internet speed with steam to play games that is
youtube doesnt eat up bandwidth like steam does
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Set up your internet account as a metered connection or some **** .
#2749 to #2748 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
head flatmate in charge of the bills is a hippy / political activist and doesnt believe in being too into the internet to get a better provider
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Tell your flatmate that you frankly don't give two ***** about what they think, and that you want to play video games on your own computer. If she has a problem with it, just ask her what ******* right does she have to tell you what to do. If she gets pissy, have a few words with your landlord.

It's a free ******* country. Does she seriously think she has any goddamn say in what you do?
#2751 to #2750 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
ah **** , landlord is asian and hasnt been in the country for almost 2 years....and only head flatmate has their contact details

User avatar #2752 to #2751 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Request the contact details from your head flatmate, then. This is a serious concern and it needs to be addressed.
#2753 to #2752 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
and how do i force them to tell me?
theyve already been feisty over the internet use..i doubt theyre gonna hand over the details so i can rat them out
User avatar #2754 to #2753 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
So you mean to tell me that your flatmates think that just because they pay a bit more of the bills, they have the right to tell you what to do - and even denying you what you want to do in your spare time, like they own you or something. And giving you the contact details of the landlord, which any reasonable, decent person would do, is so far against their little regime that they'll deny it viciously.

Didn't you move out from Communist Germany? That level of corruption is just rank, now.
#2755 to #2754 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
we all pay equally....split the bills by the number of people here

thing is main flatmate doesnt want to pay a higher share for gaming internet and doesnt believe that others should game even if i paid the higher amount myself

only thing hes agreed to is me waiting till later at niht when hes gone to bed and not using th net i can game then
User avatar #2756 to #2755 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Why the **** would he do that? You're footing your own internet for yourself. Your account, your password. Nothing to do with him. How is he relevant whatsoever?
#2757 to #2756 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
its a shared internet split over one modem / phone line
User avatar #2734 - matexius (08/01/2015) [-]
Hey Kras!
Wanna go hunting when if this game turns out good in a number of updates?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=He3liV9r348
The developer's who's Ukranian gonna add multiplayer in the next update; I guess if we wait a bit and see how it turns out... It's on Steam right now for basically pocket money.
User avatar #2735 to #2734 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm already balls deep in Last Stand. Ask someone else.
#2731 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
cheeki breeki
#2733 to #2732 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
Kras
when you go to the gay disco...do you prefer sparklers or glowsticks
#2730 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Very doubtful**
should i buy Kras a T34
#2712 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
whats new in the life of Kiwi Kras
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
Weekend is here. Time to sleep and intensify workout.

Will be getting on with my novel, or at the very least trying to.
#2714 to #2713 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
what novel?
tell me
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
The one I'm writing. Still at the very beginning of the thing due to myself being a lazy cunt.
#2716 to #2715 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
whats it about
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
People discovered magic and improved themselves massively. In the process of trying to make the earth bigger, the world blew up into tiny chunks and the oceans all flash-vaporized and massively expanded the atmospheric bubble. Gravity still applies. People live in sky-islands and get around with either aircraft (of all kinds) or teleport spells.
The main cast are still being developed/introduced, mc1 goes through trauma and work, mc2 learns more magic. Reeeal ****** up setting, it is. 12 years old is seen as the perfect time to start working.

#2718 to #2717 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
SOUNDS COOL...ID LIKE TO SEE A NOVEL LIKE THAT PUBLISHED
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
I'm still working on it ***** chill
#2720 to #2719 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
sorry i made a new reaction gif and had caps on
#2721 to #2720 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
And here I thought you jizzed.
#2722 to #2721 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Concentrate and ask again**
should i jizz on Kras
#2727 to #2724 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
time to get lucky
with Kras butt
#2723 to #2722 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls As I see it, yes**
should i jizz on Kras
#2726 to #2725 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
now change this blood drops to jizz drops
#2729 to #2728 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
the 8 ball has spoken
#2704 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
wake up Kras
#2706 to #2705 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
*prods your jiggly belly*
#2708 to #2707 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
*prods your belly*
is like balloon filled with borscht
#2710 to #2709 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll pokemon*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Horsea** <kras is this
#2683 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor has all the hair from head to ankles shaved off Kras body**
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Great, no need to go for that haircut.

Stubble will be a bitch, though.
#2685 to #2684 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras the human kiwifruit all stubbly
#2686 to #2685 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
ARG BLARG ZARG NARG
#2687 to #2686 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
making odd noises and pretends its speech

Kras is pinky
#2688 to #2687 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
MALKUTH YESOD HOD NETZAH TIF'ERET GEVURAH HESED DA'AT BINAH HOCKMAH KETER
#2689 to #2688 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras is summoning cthulhu?
#2690 to #2689 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
I recited the names of each sphere of the Kabbalah, you foolish slut.
#2691 to #2690 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
quoting jewish stuff?

Kras...i disappoint
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Jewish mysticism. Old, old **** from before even religion. ****** mad interesting. Or at least it was when I found it in a fan fic by an utterly fantastic author.
#2693 to #2692 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras the jewkrainian
#2694 to #2693 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Never. My faith is to the God-Emperor and the Murderkube.
#2695 to #2694 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
you and your misplaced loyalty to the corpse
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
He'd be a corpse if he was dead. Which he isn't, in his nearly-dead state. NEARLY.

Besides, both the Orkz and his Paradox Poker buddies would never let him die. Orkz because if da humiez' boss goes ded, den da 'oomies can't WAAAGH! no more. An dat's verry bad. And the other group because **** , you need SOMETHING to liven up the millenia.
#2697 to #2696 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
hes a potato in a chair

plus in one of the novels...a demon of tzeentch mentioned something about if the emperor died properly his soul would enter thee warp and destroy the chaos gods
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Shows what that faggot knows. Tzeenie's the only one keeping **** moving, and fighting off the Greenskins' reality-warping WAAAGH! ******** .

Perpetual static of eternal war? Of course that's the perfect Orkish win state.
#2699 to #2698 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
> ork truck breaks down
> ork hits it with hammer
> truck works again

> orks are russians
#2700 to #2699 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Funny, considering that a type of Imperial Guard regiment loathes them to the bitter end.
#2701 to #2700 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
then theres the german orks
#2702 to #2701 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Come on, you know this guy totally nails the Space Stalin look. Or he would if he had a hat.
#2681 - falloutsurvivor (07/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls It is certain**
will Kras nuke chechnya off the face of the earth
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - krasnogvardiech (07/29/2015) [-]
When Twisted Fate had an Ionian kid. /movies/5629739/11+10+magic/#
#2669 to #2668 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
old man kras picking a slow song
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
What can I say, I like rhythm.

Manowar - Warriors of the World United [HD 720p]
#2671 to #2670 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 to #2674 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 to #2676 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
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