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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.


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#2800 - falloutvictim (17 hours ago) [-]
*prods Kras flabby bear belly*
User avatar #2801 to #2800 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
#2802 to #2801 - falloutvictim (17 hours ago) [-]
kras is full of cheap steak and lolly water new zealand beer
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
I've got green fungal **** growing on my tongue because of it.
#2804 to #2803 - falloutvictim (17 hours ago) [-]
thats what you get for buying cheap stuff from a poor country
#2806 to #2805 - falloutvictim (17 hours ago) [-]
**falloutvictim used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutvictim rolled image**
< kras after drinking NZ beer
#2808 to #2807 - falloutvictim (17 hours ago) [-]
**falloutvictim used "*roll 1, 1-50*"**
**falloutvictim rolls 04**
how long before Kras pepsi
#2797 - matexius ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Yo Kras, I heard you liked Bolters so I... *insert overused joke here*
User avatar #2798 to #2797 - krasnogvardiech (08/26/2015) [-]
This is from that Chapter Master game, right?
User avatar #2799 to #2798 - matexius ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Yep, it's actually quite good, though, it's sorta like Dark Souls, as in, it screws you over immensely fast, and doesn't have a tutorial yet and still a bit buggy, but it's getting there...
#2790 - falloutvictim (08/25/2015) [-]
Krasno fashion
User avatar #2791 to #2790 - krasnogvardiech (08/25/2015) [-]
#2792 to #2791 - falloutvictim (08/25/2015) [-]
Kras is soviet chav

tracksuit, sneakers and vodka.....
User avatar #2793 to #2792 - krasnogvardiech (08/25/2015) [-]
[Incoherent Slavic screaming]
#2794 to #2793 - falloutvictim (08/25/2015) [-]
with plenty of govno's and yebat' tvoyu mat's
User avatar #2795 to #2794 - krasnogvardiech (08/25/2015) [-]
remove fishandchip remove fishandchip
#2796 to #2795 - falloutvictim (08/25/2015) [-]
youre in new zealand

its "remove curry"
#2783 - matexius ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Hey Kras! What would happen if someone reversed the function of a Psychic Hood?
Since the hood amplifies the wearer's psychic powers and protect against an assault by enemy psykers; would a reversed hood work as a Psyker-power-nullyfying-construct sort of like Seastone in One Piece , if correctly reversely constucted and strapped onto a psyker?
I've been thinking with how Rogue Psykers (and to a lesser extent Daemon Hosts) could be contained, for interogation, transport and possible later execution.

Heck, it technically wouldn't even be Tech-Heresy, since the technology has been there for more than a few thousand years.
User avatar #2784 to #2783 - krasnogvardiech (08/15/2015) [-]
Something along those lines would be the psyker-nullification wards aboard the Black Ships. Handy for when you don't have Blanks around.
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - matexius ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
That's what I've been trying to figure out.
Now that I think about it; how does G. Eisenhorn even contain that Daemonhost, Cherubael.
The thing killed a Chaos Titan for the Emperor's sake, surely a few chains and a human host aren't enough to cage a Daemon of that power, are they?
User avatar #2786 to #2785 - krasnogvardiech (08/15/2015) [-]
With the above and some Dark Age tech, probably.
User avatar #2787 to #2786 - matexius ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Right now, I'm just thinking that someone should really make those Wards in a smaller variety.
Anyway, thanks!
User avatar #2788 to #2787 - krasnogvardiech (08/15/2015) [-]
They likely do. 'They' being the Adeptus Mechanicus, so it's no bloody wonder they're hoarded.
User avatar #2789 to #2788 - matexius ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Hoarding often very useful stuff for yourself, but never using it- every Skyrim player ever.
#2781 - falloutsurvivor (08/08/2015) [-]
Krasno Kiwi's newest technology

Canine hay spreaders

User avatar #2782 to #2781 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2015) [-]
must spread hay for food of motherland
#2767 - falloutsurvivor (08/05/2015) [-]
Krasno in a nutshell

lose booze, lose will to live
User avatar #2769 to #2767 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Today was a fine example of that. Everything that could have gone wrong, did.
#2770 to #2769 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls A mime having a stroke.**
how sad is Kras
User avatar #2771 to #2770 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Woke up, got to the bus stop just to see the bus leaving, went to the bank, found out my card was invalid/damaged, went to Night'n'day, found out my card actually works, took taxi to work, worked, came home an hour ago. **** is eternal.
#2772 to #2771 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
thats NZ for you

public transport is ****** up and expensive
technology works half the time
NZ is miles behind the world
User avatar #2773 to #2772 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Not to mention broadband. Australia has thirteen undersea fiber-optic cables going to it, NZ has one.
#2774 to #2773 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
face it
nz isnt important enough for the world to give a ****
User avatar #2775 to #2774 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Wait for the signing of the construction of the oil rigs off the south island. We'll be the next Norway.
#2776 to #2775 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
implying NZ will get that much out of that

the TPP will most likely give the oil companies the lions share and NZ gets pocket change
User avatar #2777 to #2776 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
From what I understand of it, it was supposedly for the purpose of making profits equal for everyone. Or some such **** .

I don't pay attention anymore.
#2778 to #2777 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
like how usa is bleeding the middle east dry for oil and telling everyone "theyre helping the arabs|
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - krasnogvardiech (08/06/2015) [-]
Looking at it from the US's point of view...

They have a resource, and are unwilling to trade fairly for it. They are likely to mount attacks against your nearby allies. You need that resource, and to protect your allies.

Every country in the world is looking after themselves and their interests first. And if they say otherwise they're selling something.
#2780 to #2779 - falloutsurvivor (08/06/2015) [-]
well you havent seen the dark side of new zealand

its selling off its land to china and letting dirty indians migrate in by the ton and live here

auckland will soon be an indian mandate territory....thats not looking after the country thats selling it out
#2764 - matexius ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
Dude, I may have just figured out why the Tau 			*********		 everything at long range. I was doing some research involving railguns and weapons using electromagnetic propulsion I get bored very easily..., and started to wonder why the Tau have broke as 			****		 guns.    
Turns out they essentially use sub-atom railguns; that don't require enough power to light up half of New Jersey like a Christmass tree to operate. Though, I feel I haven't told you anything new...   
Also... have I showed you this game yet? I can't quite remember...   
I know that you're ''balls-deep'' in Last Stand; I just wanted to show you it and wondered if I already have...
Dude, I may have just figured out why the Tau ********* everything at long range. I was doing some research involving railguns and weapons using electromagnetic propulsion I get bored very easily..., and started to wonder why the Tau have broke as **** guns.
Turns out they essentially use sub-atom railguns; that don't require enough power to light up half of New Jersey like a Christmass tree to operate. Though, I feel I haven't told you anything new...

Also... have I showed you this game yet? I can't quite remember...
I know that you're ''balls-deep'' in Last Stand; I just wanted to show you it and wondered if I already have...
User avatar #2765 to #2764 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2015) [-]
You haven't.

The Tau's pseudo-plasma weaponry is centered around firing hollow balls filled with compressed gas mix which at some point ignites and turns into plasma. Presumably upon leaving their weapon's barrel. Imperial plasma weapons are superior in the sense that there is no solid container holding the gas tight. I theorize that the compexity of the plasma guns come from the magnetization arrays which stabilize the energy bolt before it flies out to his the enemy.
#2766 to #2765 - matexius ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
Well, now I have; I guess. I kinda remember you like this type of stuff, considering it's basically Space Engineers, only apparently a bit easier on the computer; and you're able to build a bit more stuff. Though... it's ''supposed'' to be quite difficult; but also easier to create one giant War-Engine and steamroll over pretty much everything.

Here's the desc. for one of their Pulse Rifles:
''It works by using an electromagnetic induction field to propel a subatomic particle, which breaks down to create a plasma pulse as it leaves the barrel of the weapon.''

So the sub-atomic particle isn't something like an atom, but a capsule? Like in a Paintball-gun?

Laser rifles are all well and good, but I still like regular bullets just a bit more... I'm a bit conservative. Though, the obvious dillema with gunpowder and lugging around a huge ammo canister is... unfortunate... Lasers sear through materials, bullets punch through.
User avatar #2761 - anotherponyaccount (08/04/2015) [-]
How is your name meant to be read? I only just thought about it
User avatar #2768 to #2762 - anotherponyaccount (08/05/2015) [-]
weren't - **** me, I can't type
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - anotherponyaccount (08/04/2015) [-]
You were joking when you said accent is strong
#2736 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
what are you up to
User avatar #2758 to #2736 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Continued. And [aaaaah of understanding].

Why not buy your own internet modem and router? Stop his bitching outright by getting your own source.
#2759 to #2758 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
coz then i have to buy my own phone line to get installed
you got money for me Kras?
User avatar #2760 to #2759 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
A bit. How much would it be?

Couldn't you just get a wi-fi hookup, though?
User avatar #2737 to #2736 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]

#2738 to #2737 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
< Kras in gaming

Warhammer Space Marine: Dreadnought DLC Gameplay

skip to 5:40 for best part
User avatar #2739 to #2738 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]

#2740 to #2739 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
im bored...
entertain me Kras
User avatar #2741 to #2740 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
want to play Last Stand with me?
#2742 to #2741 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
i dont have that game
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
I got you the ******* thing

Dawn of War II: Retribution. Last Stand mode. With all the ******* DLC

Did you give it away to someone, or something?
#2744 to #2743 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
OH that
sorry i knew it was DoW didnt remember title name

still got it

just cant play right now...flatmates bitch when i play games and steam lags out the net connection
User avatar #2746 to #2744 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Steam -> Settings -> Downloads -> Download Region. Works for me, anyway.
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
connect to Australia, faster download and not so much lag.

And the **** is this about your flatmates bitching? They can play music or something, why should you give a **** ?
#2747 to #2745 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
DLing the game isnt a problem, its using up the internet speed with steam to play games that is
youtube doesnt eat up bandwidth like steam does
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Set up your internet account as a metered connection or some **** .
#2749 to #2748 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
head flatmate in charge of the bills is a hippy / political activist and doesnt believe in being too into the internet to get a better provider
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Tell your flatmate that you frankly don't give two ***** about what they think, and that you want to play video games on your own computer. If she has a problem with it, just ask her what ******* right does she have to tell you what to do. If she gets pissy, have a few words with your landlord.

It's a free ******* country. Does she seriously think she has any goddamn say in what you do?
#2751 to #2750 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
ah **** , landlord is asian and hasnt been in the country for almost 2 years....and only head flatmate has their contact details

User avatar #2752 to #2751 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Request the contact details from your head flatmate, then. This is a serious concern and it needs to be addressed.
#2753 to #2752 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
and how do i force them to tell me?
theyve already been feisty over the internet use..i doubt theyre gonna hand over the details so i can rat them out
User avatar #2754 to #2753 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
So you mean to tell me that your flatmates think that just because they pay a bit more of the bills, they have the right to tell you what to do - and even denying you what you want to do in your spare time, like they own you or something. And giving you the contact details of the landlord, which any reasonable, decent person would do, is so far against their little regime that they'll deny it viciously.

Didn't you move out from Communist Germany? That level of corruption is just rank, now.
#2755 to #2754 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
we all pay equally....split the bills by the number of people here

thing is main flatmate doesnt want to pay a higher share for gaming internet and doesnt believe that others should game even if i paid the higher amount myself

only thing hes agreed to is me waiting till later at niht when hes gone to bed and not using th net i can game then
User avatar #2756 to #2755 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Why the **** would he do that? You're footing your own internet for yourself. Your account, your password. Nothing to do with him. How is he relevant whatsoever?
#2757 to #2756 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
its a shared internet split over one modem / phone line
User avatar #2734 - matexius ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
Hey Kras!
Wanna go hunting when if this game turns out good in a number of updates?
The developer's who's Ukranian gonna add multiplayer in the next update; I guess if we wait a bit and see how it turns out... It's on Steam right now for basically pocket money.
User avatar #2735 to #2734 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm already balls deep in Last Stand. Ask someone else.
#2731 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
cheeki breeki
#2733 to #2732 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
when you go to the gay disco...do you prefer sparklers or glowsticks
#2730 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Very doubtful**
should i buy Kras a T34
#2712 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
whats new in the life of Kiwi Kras
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
Weekend is here. Time to sleep and intensify workout.

Will be getting on with my novel, or at the very least trying to.
#2714 to #2713 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
what novel?
tell me
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
The one I'm writing. Still at the very beginning of the thing due to myself being a lazy cunt.
#2716 to #2715 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
whats it about
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
People discovered magic and improved themselves massively. In the process of trying to make the earth bigger, the world blew up into tiny chunks and the oceans all flash-vaporized and massively expanded the atmospheric bubble. Gravity still applies. People live in sky-islands and get around with either aircraft (of all kinds) or teleport spells.
The main cast are still being developed/introduced, mc1 goes through trauma and work, mc2 learns more magic. Reeeal ****** up setting, it is. 12 years old is seen as the perfect time to start working.

#2718 to #2717 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
I'm still working on it ***** chill
#2720 to #2719 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
sorry i made a new reaction gif and had caps on
#2721 to #2720 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
And here I thought you jizzed.
#2722 to #2721 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Concentrate and ask again**
should i jizz on Kras
#2727 to #2724 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
time to get lucky
with Kras butt
#2723 to #2722 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls As I see it, yes**
should i jizz on Kras
#2726 to #2725 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
now change this blood drops to jizz drops
#2729 to #2728 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
the 8 ball has spoken
#2704 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
wake up Kras
#2706 to #2705 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
*prods your jiggly belly*
#2708 to #2707 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
*prods your belly*
is like balloon filled with borscht
#2710 to #2709 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll pokemon*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Horsea** <kras is this
#2683 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor has all the hair from head to ankles shaved off Kras body**
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Great, no need to go for that haircut.

Stubble will be a bitch, though.
#2685 to #2684 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras the human kiwifruit all stubbly
#2686 to #2685 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
#2687 to #2686 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
making odd noises and pretends its speech

Kras is pinky
#2688 to #2687 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
#2689 to #2688 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras is summoning cthulhu?
#2690 to #2689 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
I recited the names of each sphere of the Kabbalah, you foolish slut.
#2691 to #2690 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
quoting jewish stuff?

Kras...i disappoint
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Jewish mysticism. Old, old **** from before even religion. ****** mad interesting. Or at least it was when I found it in a fan fic by an utterly fantastic author.
#2693 to #2692 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras the jewkrainian
#2694 to #2693 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Never. My faith is to the God-Emperor and the Murderkube.
#2695 to #2694 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
you and your misplaced loyalty to the corpse
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
He'd be a corpse if he was dead. Which he isn't, in his nearly-dead state. NEARLY.

Besides, both the Orkz and his Paradox Poker buddies would never let him die. Orkz because if da humiez' boss goes ded, den da 'oomies can't WAAAGH! no more. An dat's verry bad. And the other group because **** , you need SOMETHING to liven up the millenia.
#2697 to #2696 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
hes a potato in a chair

plus in one of the novels...a demon of tzeentch mentioned something about if the emperor died properly his soul would enter thee warp and destroy the chaos gods
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Shows what that faggot knows. Tzeenie's the only one keeping **** moving, and fighting off the Greenskins' reality-warping WAAAGH! ******** .

Perpetual static of eternal war? Of course that's the perfect Orkish win state.
#2699 to #2698 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
> ork truck breaks down
> ork hits it with hammer
> truck works again

> orks are russians
#2700 to #2699 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Funny, considering that a type of Imperial Guard regiment loathes them to the bitter end.
#2701 to #2700 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
then theres the german orks
#2702 to #2701 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Come on, you know this guy totally nails the Space Stalin look. Or he would if he had a hat.
#2681 - falloutsurvivor (07/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls It is certain**
will Kras nuke chechnya off the face of the earth
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - krasnogvardiech (07/29/2015) [-]
When Twisted Fate had an Ionian kid. /movies/5629739/11+10+magic/#
#2669 to #2668 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
old man kras picking a slow song
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
What can I say, I like rhythm.

Manowar - Warriors of the World United [HD 720p]
#2671 to #2670 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 to #2674 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 to #2676 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2639 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
time to experiment on Kras and turn him into Omega Red
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
**** no. remove niemcy and i would say yes
#2641 to #2640 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
Kras will be soviet super soldier
#2642 to #2641 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
wait ****

thought you meant the nazi enemy of captain america

pic unrelated
#2643 to #2642 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
no not red skull you basic potato
#2644 to #2643 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
i'M not basic

im acidic
#2645 to #2644 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 3**
Kras is:
1: alkaline
2: neutral
3: acidic
#2647 to #2645 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
Whaddid I sai?
#2649 to #2647 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 1:
never trust a russian and always seek a second opinion
User avatar #2651 to #2649 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 2:
never trust a russian, unless you are trusting them to **** **** up.
User avatar #2659 to #2655 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]

rule 3:
never trust a russian. It is considered rude to immediately assume they will not backstab you in some form. Always keep your own assets in mind.
#2650 to #2648 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Rifts™.**
Kras is god of this
#2652 to #2650 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
And open up anomalies?

It's like you want New Zealand to become a new Zone.
#2653 to #2652 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
kras and rifts
#2656 to #2654 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
wanna see somehing strange
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
go on

but know i will be collapsing from fatigue in a couple of mins
#2660 to #2658 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
******* boring

get that tame **** out of my face
#2662 to #2661 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I thought you chaos types were supposed to have a little Slaanesh in you?

Боже мой, it's like you WANT to be forever vanilla.

well-made pictures, could use improvement, but well made still. Yours?
#2665 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
what kinda porn is Kras into
#2663 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
i commissioned them, so yeah kinda mine

User avatar #2666 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm off.

may Putin not kill you for another day.
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]

not my cup of tea though. I'm fukken picky about everything of mine.
#2629 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
one day the KGB got a call from a random citizen
"comrades, i think my neighbor has stolen gold buried in his back yard"

the KGB storm the neighbors house, and begin digging up the back yard.....after an hour and the whole back yard is dug up, they cant find anything and leave

the neighbor leans over the fence and tells his neighbour "there yo go, its all dug up ready for you to plant potatoes....tomorrow you can call them to dig my back yard
User avatar #2630 to #2629 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
The same joke was told, except it was a kid who was in prison who couldn't come over to break the hard clay of his grandfather's yard for the old man. He told the old man "don't dig up the tomato patch, that's where I hid the body". Police storm the area, dig up the patch, but find no body. Kid says "There papa, that's the best I could do under the circumstances."
#2631 to #2630 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
lets do the Kas dance
#2633 to #2632 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasno Fortress
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
I won't deny it.
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Fukken fantastic.
#2637 to #2636 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Kras may not live in motherland but motherland lives inside him
#2620 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
КАТЮШA (Katyusha) - Red Army Choir

Спой со мной
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
*Спокий в мине
#2622 to #2621 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Я не думал, извини.
#2624 to #2623 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasnogvardiech является картофель
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
At least I don't have as many chromosomes as one.
#2626 to #2625 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
soviet kras
only one potato
only on chromosome
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
But is not potato, is secret police
#2628 to #2627 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
crap that reminds me of a joke
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