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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#14 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Forged in Flame +7
User avatar #24 - shogg (01/11/2015) [-]
Didn't they have a Toyota on Top Gear once?
and it wouldnt fucking break
why the fuck would you want a rolls royce
User avatar #38 - redrex (01/11/2015) [-]
Because its a fucking rolls royce
User avatar #25 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Toyota HiLux, 1988 diesel series.

Rolls-Royce? Two words. Shit's fancy.
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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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#13 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Forged in Flame +12
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User avatar #24 - shogg (01/11/2015) [-]
Didn't they have a Toyota on Top Gear once?
and it wouldnt fucking break
why the fuck would you want a rolls royce
User avatar #38 - redrex (01/11/2015) [-]
Because its a fucking rolls royce
User avatar #25 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Toyota HiLux, 1988 diesel series.

Rolls-Royce? Two words. Shit's fancy.
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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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#118 - floran (01/11/2015) [-]
Get Motivated In 60 Seconds
well I needed something to wake me up today, looks like this is it
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User avatar #24 - shogg (01/11/2015) [-]
Didn't they have a Toyota on Top Gear once?
and it wouldnt fucking break
why the fuck would you want a rolls royce
User avatar #38 - redrex (01/11/2015) [-]
Because its a fucking rolls royce
User avatar #25 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Toyota HiLux, 1988 diesel series.

Rolls-Royce? Two words. Shit's fancy.
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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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#42 - With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one. …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
#37 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger ** I… 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#36 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux ** May a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
#35 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony ** I…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
#34 - Comment deleted 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#33 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user hongkongdingdong ** …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony **

I hope you walk in on your girlfriend giving a double barrel blowjob.
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
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#32 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user graboidzero ** May …  [+] (28 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #44 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
you know what
I hope when you go to tear your finger nail off, the very end starts pulling up skin
and then you're faced with the choice of bleeding, or cutting off the nail prematurely so that it gets caught on everything and hurts and makes you wince like a bitch
User avatar #47 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a hole in your shoes on a rainy day!
User avatar #48 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
jokes on you, I live in california. we don't get rain.
User avatar #49 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a back so wet that it starts dripping down into your crack.
User avatar #51 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a hole in every new pair of socks you buy, before the day is over
User avatar #53 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
May that new song you like cause your music player to up and be corrupted.
User avatar #54 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
may that new song that you DON'T like get stuck in your head for weeks.
User avatar #55 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope your neighbor wakes you up in the morning too early, throwing off your entire schedule!
User avatar #57 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope on a day when you have a really important appointment, you lose your car keys and find them 2 minutes before you have to be there.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope your children end up being snotty brats when someone else is over, while being perfect angels the other half of the time!
User avatar #59 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you're the guest
User avatar #60 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope the lasagne you prepared was made with cheese that was minutes from expiring and the dish ended up being ruined!
User avatar #61 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
man that was too far
#62 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I meant what I said and I said what I meant.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user hongkongdingdong **

I hope you break your headphones as soon as you buy them.
User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony **

I hope you walk in on your girlfriend giving a double barrel blowjob.
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
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#1953 - Since '02.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#1951 - Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state. That's …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#33 - To be fair, those things are about 20 feet tall.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Based on a true story +2
#48 - woofman (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, he could have tossed out a few other imperials that he most likely has stashed in there to make room.
#1949 - You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#75 - Consensual heterosexal sex in the missionary position for the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Nope +35
User avatar #203 - perform (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh god
#1947 - This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own iso…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#1945 - Very well.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1946 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
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User avatar #1944 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, that's awesome... I was just asking since, they're not very far apart, but there's a decent chance that it's completely different....

Also, remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
User avatar #1945 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #1946 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
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#1993 - matexius (01/18/2015) [-]
Krasno, we may have a problem...   
   
Ivan broke physics... Any ideas?    
I'd tie an anchor to his legs...
Krasno, we may have a problem...

Ivan broke physics... Any ideas?
I'd tie an anchor to his legs...
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - krasnogvardiech (01/22/2015) [-]
Let him swim. He is killing submarine tank for the motherland.
User avatar #1991 - konradkurze (01/17/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**
is Kras a weeaboo
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - krasnogvardiech (01/17/2015) [-]
kawaii sugoi pocky desu ne~
User avatar #1969 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 4**
what do i buy for Kras

1-2 a T34
3-4 a T90
5-6 a KV1
7-8 an IS2
9-0 a T13
User avatar #1971 to #1969 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Hold me tight and never let go, you wonderful scholar.
User avatar #1972 to #1971 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
no homo tovarisch
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Homo? What's that?
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you gay
#1975 to #1974 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
Gay? What's gay?
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you have sex with men
#1977 to #1976 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
But they have no vaginas. Where are you supposed to put the cock?
User avatar #1978 to #1977 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
men put cock in your russian ass
#1979 to #1978 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
But poop comes from there.
#1982 to #1981 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
its only gay for the one taking the D

aka you
#1983 to #1982 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 20**

You failed to tell the difference between me and this thing, and instead are *********** it. Roll for damage, no saves.
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you talk alot about ghey stuff

makes me wonder did you leave motherland because putin is anti-gay
User avatar #1989 to #1988 - krasnogvardiech (01/16/2015) [-]
I ********** a dude to prove a point once. Does that count?
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
yes
you gay
#1970 to #1969 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
ahhh motherland
User avatar #1966 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 5**

what do i buy for Kras

1-2 german beer
3-4 russian vodka
5-6 japanese sake
7-8 the bottled piss americans call beer
9-0 french wine
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
FJ decided...you must accept that decision
User avatar #1959 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
time for evil plan

i shall go onto russian social media sites...spam Kras face and addess...and let psycho girl know where Kras is to find him
#1960 to #1959 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
That is the exact opposite of a good plan. Do not do that.
#1961 to #1960 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
come on Kras   
you took the risk of sticking your dick in crazy....you gotta follow it through
come on Kras
you took the risk of sticking your dick in crazy....you gotta follow it through
#1962 to #1961 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
I stuck dick in crazy, and I am prepared to remove crazy.
User avatar #1963 to #1962 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
new plan

joshlol wants a russian girl...maybe your ex's aura of psycho cling will break joshlols forever alone forcefield and he will have a girl for once
#1964 to #1963 - krasnogvardiech (01/15/2015) [-]
This can't fail. Do it.
User avatar #1965 to #1964 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
josh already made it clear he doesnt care is shes dominating....

al in all he'll be a limey married to a ruski, and living in norway
User avatar #1937 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Brokranian! You seeing what I think I'm seeing?

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Ultimate+transformation/YaLXLLn/
User avatar #1938 to #1937 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
A techpriest got creative with a servitor. Big deal.
User avatar #1940 to #1938 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh, I almost forgot... How've you been lately?
It's been a little while...
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Alright for the most part. Money troubles are the same as always, while I've fallen into the routine of week with money, week with no money.
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Cool. Also I've been meaning to ask, does NZ have the animals that the Aussies have? Like all the venomous **** that makes you want to take a flammenwerfer to the entire island?
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
The exact opposite. ******* sheep and birds everywhere, and deer and some other nice crap.

Think of it as the Britain of the southern hemisphere, without bogans instead of chavs and maori instead of blacks/asians, and tourists ******* everywhere.
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, that's awesome... I was just asking since, they're not very far apart, but there's a decent chance that it's completely different....

Also, remember this song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 to #1948 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best ***** , assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 to #1951 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That **** was dope.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and **** ?
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that **** hardcore.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
User avatar #1939 to #1938 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
What? Oh....nah, well that too...
I meant that chick that so wanted that artilerr-D afterwards... To fire it, I mean...

and yes, I did just make this comment to use that atrocious pun... I'm ashamed of myself
User avatar #1928 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**
has Kras ever stuck his dick in crazy and regretted it
User avatar #1929 to #1928 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
Magic 8-ball is correct.
User avatar #1930 to #1929 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
is Kras scared to go back to motherland in case crazy bitch finds him
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
I will neither confirm or deny.

Your text color is lovely, by the way.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah since so many kids cried over my night lords color i went for blood color
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
The **** you do that for? Let 'em cry, their tears can lubricate your power armor.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Flash flooding.**
what should i do to Kras
User avatar #1936 to #1934 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
ahhhhh time for Rasputitsa on Krasnogvardiech
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - krasnogvardiech (01/08/2015) [-]
I've got a rebreather. Bring it, bitch.
User avatar #1927 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Shedding skin like a snake.**
what should Kras do this weekend
User avatar #1926 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls You may rely on it**
should Kras find a crazy girl to stick his dick into
User avatar #1920 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
Krassle
wake up
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
found the perfect girl for you

League of Legends Music: Get Jinxed
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - krasnogvardiech (01/06/2015) [-]
**** no. Don't stick yer dick in crazy.
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
hence why you left motherland?
them soviet bitches be crazy
User avatar #1925 to #1924 - krasnogvardiech (01/06/2015) [-]
Nah, they're mostly alright.
User avatar #1907 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
*locks Kras in a room with damping and syrianassassin*

3 way battle between soviet yankee and arab....who will win
User avatar #1909 to #1907 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
None.

I pull out a seat out of the table, offer drinks, and plot how we will unite the world and ascend to the stars.
User avatar #1910 to #1909 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
unite with america?
kras is traitor to motherland
User avatar #1913 to #1910 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
Unite with the world.

One Motherland, one Republic, one Islam state, one people, one planet, one purpose.
User avatar #1916 to #1913 - syrianassassin (01/05/2015) [-]
let us go bomb america!!

gib airplan plz
User avatar #1917 to #1916 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
****** old Afghanistan airplanes, sure.

Modern SU-47 Berkuts? Keep your filthy hands off them.
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - syrianassassin (01/05/2015) [-]
gib Sokhoy airjet plz
User avatar #1919 to #1918 - krasnogvardiech (01/05/2015) [-]
**** OFF BACK TO REDNECKISTAN


URAAAAH!
User avatar #1915 to #1913 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
no islam casual krasual

we whould all worship the chaos gods
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - syrianassassin (01/05/2015) [-]
I am the bomb
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - syrianassassin (01/05/2015) [-]
no really i am the bomb!
#1914 to #1912 - konradkurze (01/05/2015) [-]
we know yorue a bomb
User avatar #1904 - konradkurze (01/03/2015) [-]
**konradkurze kidnaps Kras and drags him back to ukraine**
#1888 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
i found where you live
#1891 to #1888 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
Ah, home sweet home.
User avatar #1892 to #1891 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
is Kras actualy a post-chernobyl mutant born with a liver capable of filtering not only alcohol but also all forms of poison
#1887 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1890 to #1889 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
KRASNOgvardiech
KRASNOdar

User avatar #1893 to #1890 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
Hence the 'he's got a point'.
User avatar #1894 to #1893 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Don't count on it**
should i send Kras back to Kiev

User avatar #1895 to #1894 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
I'm too comfy here. Thank thee, Roll Gods.
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**
should i send Kras to bavaria
User avatar #1897 to #1896 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
Efficiency, beer, hot kinky women, fast cars... **** , if I'm not down kick me in the ballsack.
#1899 to #1897 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
kras in germany
this is all he sees
User avatar #1901 to #1899 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
We weren't too unhappy with the occupation. That Iron Curtain business was trash though.
User avatar #1903 to #1901 - konradkurze (01/02/2015) [-]
better being occupied by the ruskis than the ******* americans

User avatar #1898 to #1897 - tentaquil (01/02/2015) [-]
okay i'll kick you
User avatar #1900 to #1898 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2015) [-]
Piss off, kindly.
User avatar #1886 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
Stalingrad 2013 - gas tanks explosion and burning soldiers
#1883 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
love your emperor
User avatar #1884 to #1883 - krasnogvardiech (12/30/2014) [-]
Putin's a ******* psyker. You know this.
User avatar #1885 to #1884 - konradkurze (12/30/2014) [-]
like the emperor
noone knows where the putins came from
there are no records of their origins
they just simply are

emperor denies beign a god...but still is one
putin denies trying to get reelected but still does
#1881 - matexius (12/29/2014) [-]
Found something new...
User avatar #1882 to #1881 - tentaquil (12/29/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #1879 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
Santa Kras gives many gifts to syrianassassins people

C&C Generals - "AK47s for everyone!"
#1878 - bionicpanda (12/24/2014) [-]
Hope you have a nice one
Hope you have a nice one
User avatar #1880 to #1878 - krasnogvardiech (12/25/2014) [-]
Cheers, mate.
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