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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#4 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user cockassunited ** 04/26/2016 on League Randoms 17/? REUPLOAD 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on League Randoms 17/? REUPLOAD 0
#4 - krasnogvardiech (04/26/2016) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user cockassunited **
#3 - Enduring an extinction-level event does not mean that all elec…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on Shower thoughts +4
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#5 - brobathehutt (04/26/2016) [-]
If the internet goes out then something wiped out the electricity, too. Any extinction level event that wipes out a DSLAM for instance is going to wipe out a power grid. They aren't so different than an event that would completely wipe out one wouldn't wipe out the other.
#17 - Picture 04/26/2016 on oh Dimitri how I miss you. +1
#7 - Become The Vengeful One, thinking I'm Indestructible and join …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on I get pretty disturbed +8
#15 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
I fuckin loved that album
#744 - [INCANDESCENT SCREAMING] 04/26/2016 on Roll for GOD POWERS 0
#743 - **krasnogvardiech used "*roll picture*"** **krasnogvardiech…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on Roll for GOD POWERS 0
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#744 - krasnogvardiech (04/26/2016) [-]
[INCANDESCENT SCREAMING]
#10 - And this is where the magic happens. 04/26/2016 on GET OVER HER U LIL BITCH +9
#1028 - **krasnogvardiech used "*roll picture*"** **krasnogvardiech… 04/25/2016 on ROLL for your sexuality 0
#3 - I get the feeling Jameson hates Spiderman, not Peter.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/25/2016 on jonah +125
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#32 - rabaneristo (04/26/2016) [-]
This reminded me of Hush, when batman says Jim Gordon is too good of a detectivr to not know who he is. And something about the daily planet editor probanly knowing about clarck too.
#29 - thechosentroll (04/26/2016) [-]
>and you were fired eight years ago
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#17 - thereisaguy (04/26/2016) [-]
Well he is his step-brother, and he respects him quite a bit.

Yes you read that right, Aunt May married JJ's dad.
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#4 - solidusisballadis (04/25/2016) [-]
Well yeah. In fact he probably respects Parker a lot more than Spider-man.
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#12 - phoenixprince (04/26/2016) [-]
once when the rhino was holding him by the throat he gave peter directions to escape with his free arm while denying to the rhino that he knew where he was
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#5 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
Well he's the best at getting pictures. Pictures of spiderman.
#96 - I swear, something about these poses fukken never fails to get to me. 04/25/2016 on (ART) Wallpaper for your... 0
#3141 - It's not rocket science. 04/25/2016 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#3139 - I DRINK I DIE I DRINK AGAIN  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2016 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#3140 - omarakbar (04/25/2016) [-]
you drink vodka to live
non alcoholic vodka kills you
real stuff brings you back
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#3141 - krasnogvardiech (04/25/2016) [-]
It's not rocket science.
#92 - Sounds like you got a good gig going on. I've finished my late… 04/25/2016 on matexius's profile 0
#2 - Make monday into the cheat day. Can't be pissed at the week st… 04/24/2016 on How I feel on monday +1
#2 - Video source Song source  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2016 on This Is So Beautiful +9
#3 - yatush (04/24/2016) [-]
Yeah that's great, you get to go to super-heaven now.
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#9 - thelastpaco (04/25/2016) [-]
Nah man, thats two sources. He is going to super-SUPER heaven.
#4 - lethurg (04/24/2016) [-]
yerh. that guy must get soooo much pussy
#3 - Picture 04/24/2016 on Yare Yare Daze +1
#49 - In that case, I've got nothing.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2016 on why tanks and drones... 0
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#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2016 on How to badass +4
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#55 - ComradeBritish (04/24/2016) [-]
Then he gets executed for tech-heresy for using Tau weaponry.
#90 - How's ****, man?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2016 on matexius's profile 0
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#91 - matexius (04/24/2016) [-]
Eh, you know...
I'm finishing up my last year of middle school, got this week off to prep for the last 3 week stretch, so that's good. I was in Finland for 3 weeks on a school exchange. I was invited to play some DnD 5e with some friends.
I was at a nerd convention, which was cash as fuck.
When I can, I write just a bit on my next WH40K comp, but the progress is minimal. Grey Knights; shhh
Met a nice girl, trying to make something out of that...
Days just fly by, lately; like 'Poof!'' Gone.

Other than that; same old, same old.
What about you? It's been a while since last time we had a chat...
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#92 - krasnogvardiech (04/25/2016) [-]
Sounds like you got a good gig going on. I've finished my latest work contract and have gotten myself in touch for a guy that runs a station for stonemason labourers. It's a damn fine job and I'm happy to have it.

I like your progress, man. Let's keep at it, someday we'll have things to be proud of.
#43 - Stories from /k/ in general, or strictly military-related fact…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2016 on why tanks and drones... 0
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#48 - elenalkarnur (04/24/2016) [-]
Stuff about American rebellion / civil war scenarios.
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#49 - krasnogvardiech (04/24/2016) [-]
In that case, I've got nothing.
#50 - elenalkarnur (04/24/2016) [-]
#32 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2016 on why tanks and drones... +7
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#63 - geofalke (04/24/2016) [-]
fun fact, if something is shipped by train, truck, or Fed-Ex in the US, it probably came through Memphis, and it, like St. Charles is one of the few cities that has direct bridge access across the Mississippi River.

meaning that if you really wanted to fuck up logistics for the US, you'd hit my town and shut down the bridges and the airport. you'd effectively cut at least 1/3 of the US off and put a strangle-hold on the east coast.

we're probably on Russia's list of cities to hit if shit ever hits the fan.

YAY WARGAME EXPERIMENTS
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#37 - elenalkarnur (04/24/2016) [-]
If you have more of these, post plox.
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#43 - krasnogvardiech (04/24/2016) [-]
Stories from /k/ in general, or strictly military-related factual things?
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#48 - elenalkarnur (04/24/2016) [-]
Stuff about American rebellion / civil war scenarios.
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#49 - krasnogvardiech (04/24/2016) [-]
In that case, I've got nothing.
#50 - elenalkarnur (04/24/2016) [-]
#30 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2016 on why tanks and drones... +12
#32 - krasnogvardiech (04/24/2016) [-]
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#63 - geofalke (04/24/2016) [-]
fun fact, if something is shipped by train, truck, or Fed-Ex in the US, it probably came through Memphis, and it, like St. Charles is one of the few cities that has direct bridge access across the Mississippi River.

meaning that if you really wanted to fuck up logistics for the US, you'd hit my town and shut down the bridges and the airport. you'd effectively cut at least 1/3 of the US off and put a strangle-hold on the east coast.

we're probably on Russia's list of cities to hit if shit ever hits the fan.

YAY WARGAME EXPERIMENTS
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#37 - elenalkarnur (04/24/2016) [-]
If you have more of these, post plox.
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#43 - krasnogvardiech (04/24/2016) [-]
Stories from /k/ in general, or strictly military-related factual things?
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#48 - elenalkarnur (04/24/2016) [-]
Stuff about American rebellion / civil war scenarios.
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#49 - krasnogvardiech (04/24/2016) [-]
In that case, I've got nothing.
#50 - elenalkarnur (04/24/2016) [-]
#52 - Fundamental or Modern? 04/24/2016 on Being liberal on FJ 0
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#3176 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/25/2016) [-]
Kras has no chill
Ukraine is game to you
#3177 to #3176 - krasnogvardiech
(19 hours ago) [-]
ayyy

dats me
#3178 to #3177 - omarakbar ONLINE
(7 hours ago) [-]
> invaded by russia
> invaded by germany
> invaded by russia again
> invaded by america

ukraine not weak, ukraine survive so many invasions
#3175 - matexius
(05/21/2016) [-]
Krasle, I have a challenge/question for you.
What would be your ideal video-game? The one that you'd never get tired of; that accustomed to your every interest and passion.
You can use parts of other games if you want for describing.

Also, I didn't know Falmer were Slavs... Look at him, just barely holding onto the counter...

#3171 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
you must cossack dance
#3172 to #3171 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
later

for now

Dark Souls awaits me
#3173 to #3172 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
you died
#3159 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
Krasputitsa
tell me of your gaming... tell me war stories
#3160 to #3159 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
I have no stories. Only ********.
>be me, a while back
>playing in an internet cafe downtown
>Battlefield 2 cuz why not
>playing german-made map, Black Hawk Down style where we capture crashed points
>playing USA
>team rolling down the center, taking heavy casualties and generally not making much headway
>be me, inna Abrams
>decide to sneak around enemy
>go to the side alleys, expert maneuvering lets me move to cap a few points
>enemy flails trying to figure out who the **** is capping their points
>their fw SURPRISE TANK IN CRAMPED SIDE ALLEY
>I loop around and flatten more than a few of them
>most of enemy team switches to antitanks
>tfw my team starts mopping the floor with support LMGs aplenty
>tfw we flattened them with 415 tickets remaining
>tfw tankery

Considering getting World of Tanks for that very reason.
#3161 to #3160 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
krasno zhukov the tank officer
#3163 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
Battlefield games are always good for tankery, no?
#3164 to #3163 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
yet to see how things go with BF1 tanks

especially your WTF russian tanks
#3165 to #3164 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
There were crazier.
#3167 to #3165 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
those were more practical

what the hell do huge bicycle wheels do
#3168 to #3167 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
They don't get caught in trenches, apparently. That's what the huge bloody things were made for.

Howzit?
#3169 to #3168 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
just do things the russian way

throw enough men on the front till the bodies fill the trenches
#3170 to #3169 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
That would be the Kriegsman way.
#3162 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
da

also

>be me, fukken ages back
>get invited to hang at an internet cafe and play the store's modded BF2
>older boys mostly, but I accept anyway
>I get in onto the Iraqi team
>we play some ****** trailer map for starters, I get my ass handed to me
>then to a vehicle heavy map
>tfw there were helicopters
>tfw there were gunships
>tfw there was the ************* HIND-D
>take one and hop to the skies
>all the other idiots flail around with tactical infantry ****
>I just fly around and rain death from above
>most other players had 20ish kills at the end,
>I had 164
>became the designated airman in the next month's worth of games
#3158 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/16/2016) [-]
Krassle dazzle

tell me what you know of WW1
i need stuff to make a WW1 comic an need ruski information
#3156 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/09/2016) [-]
how to make cheap booze:

fill a barrel with water and dunk kras in like a teabag.... his natural alcoholic sweat will turn the water to vodka
#3157 to #3156 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
>relying on body fluids
>not using Woozy Aura

It's like you're not even one of the faithful.
#3153 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/09/2016) [-]
KRASSLE
its your day

SING kras
SING

National Anthem of USSR
#3154 to #3153 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
YOUR DAY TOO, GERMON

Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen
#3155 to #3154 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/09/2016) [-]
after whats going on in germany now, im taking to my polish side, bratishka
#3152 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/06/2016) [-]
soon
Krasnos people will be called to rescue europe from the kebabs

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#3147 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/04/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**omarakbar rolls Clams.**
how will Krasputin kill islam
#3148 to #3147 - krasnogvardiech
(05/04/2016) [-]
With clam gun on the shooter car I can remove the kebab.

Victory is mine.
#3149 to #3148 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/05/2016) [-]
> kebabs invade motherland
> Kras shows no mercy


красный медведь будит
#3150 to #3149 - krasnogvardiech
(05/05/2016) [-]
удалить кебаб удалить кебаб
Шашлык является гадость
#3151 to #3150 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/05/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**omarakbar rolls Ask again later**
is Kras really a kebab in disguise
#3142 - omarakbar ONLINE
(04/27/2016) [-]
wai ruzzki bro never talk to me
#3143 to #3142 - krasnogvardiech
(04/27/2016) [-]
I talk back good. Just do so through messages, I'm a bit busy now man.
#3144 to #3143 - omarakbar ONLINE
(04/27/2016) [-]
youre turning into shekelnator

"im busy im busy"
#3145 to #3144 - krasnogvardiech
(04/28/2016) [-]
IRL stuff is IRL stuff, man. **** needs taken care of, period, end of story.
#3146 to #3145 - omarakbar ONLINE
(04/28/2016) [-]
kras gonna go all jack nicholson

all work and no play makes boris a dull boy
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