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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
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#23 - The wizard in the sky did it.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Best green text +48
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User avatar #107 - arstya (08/07/2014) [-]
Thanks for the new wallpaper.
#62 - syrenthra (08/07/2014) [-]
welp, that is awesome, pic related, MFW
#196 - Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. The best and the worst. 08/07/2014 on Mewssingo, use corrupt save! 0
#96 - la la Cthulhu flagtn! 08/06/2014 on Mewssingo, use corrupt save! 0
#91 - Picture 08/06/2014 on Du Hast +1
#1407 - Foreign retarded asshole. 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... 0
#90 - Well, of course. The lightsaber is a deadly weapon, and there … 08/06/2014 on Who wouldn't?? :O +4
#237 - This was fitting, oddly enough. 08/05/2014 on A Little Movie Moment:... 0
#33 - It's great how /k/ and Russia are practically inseparable now.…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2014 on You see vladmir +92
#117 - xxmemosxx (08/06/2014) [-]
I'm pretty anti-guns Sorry, Britfag but this story makes me feel so happy.

Whether I agree with your laws or not, teaching kids about gun safety is #1 concern for the exact reason this bitch showed. Lack of knowledge is dangerous... especially when that knowledge is concerning an object that kills.
User avatar #130 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
Most gun-related crimes are committed with illegal firearms though.
#147 - xxmemosxx (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, let's teach criminals how to use them properly then
User avatar #118 - severepwner (08/06/2014) [-]
Gun safety is the first and most important thing to each and every user of a firearm. If it is not, then that person should not be holding a firearm.

If the mother was actually paying attention, this wouldn't have happened. Even kids are more careful than she is.
#99 - swagbot (08/06/2014) [-]
Thumbed Up before I read it - did not disappoint.

Forget all these Tumbr-Im-So-Done or Athiests-versus-Christians-versus-Athiests stories...

THAT greentext represents TRUE, DEEP, unyielding stupidity...

... I honestly wonder if these people had Bad Notions / Stupidity worked into them over their life... or if they actually are some kind of not-quite-human race, with diminished brain capacity... where certain neurons just don't connect the way they should.
User avatar #105 - renespar (08/06/2014) [-]
psst, it's 4chan so it's most likely either made up or exaggerated
User avatar #87 - undeadwill (08/06/2014) [-]
#49 - Russia has Tank Biathlons nowadays. 08/05/2014 on Soccer and Football +2
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#763 - Picture 08/05/2014 on What do people assume about... 0
#442 - What's the best part about ******* twenty one yea… 08/05/2014 on Stupid Puns +2
#629 - I'm a serial killer.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on What do people assume about... 0
User avatar #668 - lolwutthef (08/05/2014) [-]
is that a confession or...?
#676 - Jesusnipples (08/05/2014) [-]
That is an excellent question
#763 - krasnogvardiech (08/05/2014) [-]
#81 - Picture 08/05/2014 on Autism in the genders +2
#79 - I have a new goal in life and that is to insult someone using …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Autism in the genders +1
User avatar #80 - nimithecat (08/05/2014) [-]
here i'll repost it again;

"bitch, cunt,ass,fucker,dickweed,douchebag,whore,buttmunch,motherfucker,phanact, cocksucker,saggytits,shrimpdick, pussy" not good enough anymore?

Then i think some anger management counseling is in order.
#81 - krasnogvardiech (08/05/2014) [-]
#9433022 - So why did you just type all that out brah? 08/04/2014 on retard forum +1
#30 - Picture 08/04/2014 on grandma got tired of your shit +1
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#11 - The sauce eludes me, but I have indeed perused what you imply I have. 08/04/2014 on lol 0
#1 - Of course it's for kids. It's to help them grow up. 08/04/2014 on for kids +43
#1 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user glycogen ** 08/04/2014 on The Good, The Bad and the... 0
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User avatar #1677 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1672 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Kras when meeting girls
#1673 to #1672 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Ну што, нз проблема.

>Мое лицо когда
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
ваша кровь водка
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i want one thing to happen

we both know what it is

Red Alert 2 intro
User avatar #1678 to #1676 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The start of World War III?

Emperor's blood. No.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
russia putting the americans in their place

Gamehelper.com - WiC: Soviet Assault TrailerNew

needs to happen
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a stupid idea. A better one would be a long-term military alliance. Less lives and less resources lost. The way we're headed, Fallout might become a reality. And that is a terrifying thought.
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
well allying with usa means theyll try to ******** russia out of so much to profit usa and leave russia in ****

User avatar #1683 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You didn't forget about the states' massive debt, right?
#1682 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Russia's better off financially than the U.S is. It would be a blow to the Federation, certainly.

The only answer is space, tovarisch. Even a small asteroid is worth billions in scientific resources - as well as elements and materiel alien to our world.

I think the space race ought to be started up again.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah there is space but then you'd have usa and the un bitch about "anything russia colonizes should be international access
same deal as that moon treaty where somehow the moon is supposedly international property

yeah usa has a massive debt even more reason theyd ******** russia out of its wealth

hell alaska was an illegal sale and usa refused to hand it back
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The race would be combined. International access means that its resources would go to whoever needs it, with a hefty percentage going towards the nation/organization that did it.

The whole reason the US would ask for money is to pay off their debts in the first place. No reason save that - they hate the russkies too much. The States have the largest and most well-equipped army overall, no major need for military support.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
then that just leaves it open for greedy corporations to buy everything up over time thus ******** on other planets like they do to earth

best russia takes and holds on its own and lets normal people migrate to said planets and forbids corporate ownership
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You've obviously never heard of the oligarchy. It's heading that way - the few, all over the world, are taking control of all its resources. Disney's doing it, BP Oil's doing it, everyone is.

It's all over the place. I actually care, though, about what they're going to do and what opportunity does it open up for the everyman.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i say we need another yeltsin to march in with part of the army....kick out the government and also get rid of the oligarchs trying to own eveything
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The oligarchs' owning it all isn't the problem. Having much under the control of many means that it's easier to organize **** .

That's part of the reason why the Red Army failed in the initial stages of World War 2's Soviet front. Poor, disorganized leadership. So much resources eventually got the work done, but it floundered about for a while.

Mobilization, tovarisch, is the issue. Putting resources in the right place. Space is the new place for funds - the Chinese are already on the plan, for ****** sake.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yah but chinese are also a problem,,their leadership SUCKS....its still the few privileged and their friends / family getting rich and making the poor poorer and dispossessing the independent rich

like just a couple years back....some guy who owned a hotel near a river was forced to sell it for 10% of its value because the government wanted to flood the ricer to build a hydro power damn which meant his hotel would have been in the flood are otherwise

and oligarchs are one of the problems.....the rich shouldnt be allowed to buy more and create monopolies on resources...if we go to other planets we go without them and let normal people have a fresh start at prosperity
#1671 - konradkurze (08/10/2014) [-]
Kras vs america
#1662 - matexius ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
**** can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the ********** on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1670 to #1661 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2014) [-]
I successfully disarmed a ********** with something very close to what he is *********** about. What you donna do about it?
User avatar #1660 - matexius ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No ******* clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to **** with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The **** would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>don't work

***** please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his **** and called ben garrision is false

what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
#1618 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#1619 to #1618 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh no you don't. Not again.
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