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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#2 - Aspire to be like this man. Pray for a shred of the same menta…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on A real human bean +59
#13 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
He is clearly the One
#176 - Regigigas. We can have fun building **** , I'm … 12/13/2014 on Poke Rolls +1
#175 - Picture 12/13/2014 on Poke Rolls 0
#174 - **krasnogvardiech used "*roll 3, pokemon*"** **krasnogvardi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Poke Rolls 0
User avatar #176 - krasnogvardiech (12/13/2014) [-]
Regigigas.

We can have fun building shit, I'm certain he isn't only good for towing around continents.
#152 - Comment deleted 12/13/2014 on New roll types 0
#151 - **krasnogvardiech used "*roll pokemon*"** **krasnogvardiech… 12/13/2014 on New roll types 0
#18 - Entertaining the thought. 12/13/2014 on TL;DR 0
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Nothing to say anymore. +1
#49 - politicsnstuff (12/13/2014) [-]
It very clearly says that Jesus did not come to abolish the law.
#68 - In Mass Effect 1 when you spoke to Sovereign it felt like you …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Pregnant Ferret +1
User avatar #72 - mapleknight (12/13/2014) [-]
Agreed.
#91 - Christ taught compassion and to generally not be a dick to you… 12/13/2014 on Game 0
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User avatar #56 - mapleknight (12/13/2014) [-]
"There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign."
Wonderful scene from Mass Effect.
User avatar #68 - krasnogvardiech (12/13/2014) [-]
In Mass Effect 1 when you spoke to Sovereign it felt like you were speaking to a fuckin' Elder God.

In the third, they all but became the washing machines of the galaxy. Enacting cycle after cycle.

Knowledge is power... and it just ruins the ride, too.
User avatar #72 - mapleknight (12/13/2014) [-]
Agreed.
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#1842 - Big bloody deal. You live off yer thumb ratio or something?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1843 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
trying to collect items and reds slow me down
#1840 - красно армеец готов  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1841 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me, can you please greenthumb my comments before he logs in
User avatar #1842 - krasnogvardiech (12/12/2014) [-]
Big bloody deal. You live off yer thumb ratio or something?
User avatar #1843 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
trying to collect items and reds slow me down
#24 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Centaurs and Personal Hygiene 0
#5 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Fat Cat is best Kitteh +2
#41 - Thugs and crazed maniacs. They are not fighting for Social Jus…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Game +5
#90 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
Did u just put Christ, Moses and Ghandi on the same category as Lenin and Castro??? Gr8 b8 m8.
User avatar #91 - krasnogvardiech (12/13/2014) [-]
Christ taught compassion and to generally not be a dick to your fellow man.
Moses led a slaved people from the Romans.
Ghandi led India to protest against the British without raising a single weapon in hostility.
Lenin led a revolution which changed a country and let tens of thousands of starving workers get something a little better than what they had before.
Castro or at least from what I know of him overthrew a military junta in the Dominican Republic, and do more from there.

Shit happened, and things were vaguely improved afterward.
User avatar #46 - mrselfdestruct (12/12/2014) [-]
don't forget Hitler!
User avatar #49 - epicpoke (12/12/2014) [-]
Stalin, too.
User avatar #50 - mrselfdestruct (12/12/2014) [-]
Ah, don't forget good ol' Kim-Jong Un.
#67 - I felt nothing. 12/12/2014 on Warning: Horrible ending +1
#34 - No they don't. Drone strikes are a whole other league in the s… 12/12/2014 on Col. Quaritch Humanity Speech. +23
#125 - Would a cop have money? gimme one of everything. 12/12/2014 on NYPD's new helmet cams in... 0
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#36 - jaevel (12/12/2014) [-]
#28 - And the magnificent response.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Col. Quaritch Humanity Speech. +3
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User avatar #2200 - krasnogvardiech (04/16/2015) [-]
>>404
#2198 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Cannot predict now**
will Kras be the next tsar of the motherland
User avatar #2199 to #2198 - krasnogvardiech (04/16/2015) [-]
It cannot predict because I decided it would not.
#2191 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls A monkey smoking a cigar.**
what makes Kras cringe
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
noooooooo
#2193 to #2192 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
cigar monkey time
User avatar #2194 to #2193 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
remove ****** remove ******
#2195 to #2194 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
****** already in motherland
User avatar #2196 to #2195 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
will die

******* cannot live rape kill steal in cold weather
#2197 to #2196 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
these ******* look okay to me
maybe they learned to handle snow
#2176 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
здравствуйте
User avatar #2177 to #2176 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
Guten tag.
#2178 to #2177 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
wie gehts kamerad Kras
User avatar #2179 to #2178 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
Ничего важности
#2180 to #2179 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> in NZ
> doing nothing important

so relevant
User avatar #2181 to #2180 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm going to go shooting in about two hours. And I intend to get above 100 points this time.

I swear upon the Emperor, the Murderkube and Ireland.
#2182 to #2181 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> russian
> giving a **** about accuracy

lel
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
My ancestors and heroes are looking down upon me. I must cheeki the breeki and ooga the chaka.
#2184 to #2183 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
your ancestors would say "the **** are you using a gun you pussy....charge in with swords drawn like a real ruski warrior"
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
*like a Cossack

And i say **** them, I fight the way that is effective.
#2186 to #2185 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
go to war as 100% russian
#2187 to #2186 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
DA

And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.
#2188 to #2187 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 to #2188 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 to #2189 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
User avatar #2150 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2174 to #2151 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
>Implying they can't be mutual business partners

The thing about being a selfish corportized sociopath is you have a tendency to demand more because there is no such thing as "enough"

>No more room for stripmalls
>No more oil to drill
>No more diamonds to mine
>No more animals to slaughter

Asami is a very VERY greedy woman. She could offer to find hostile planets for the Emperor to wage war with since his ego revolves around feeding the itchy trigger fingers of angry marines.

Meanwhile he would offer to find peaceful, heavily resourced planets for her to destroy. Think Avatar only this time the Megacorporation wins.
#2175 to #2174 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Dude

Dude

Doooood

Bruh

Broski

You're not thinking long-term enough.

Emperor dictates that the Imperium must expand in X galactic arm. Asami Goto, High Lord of Terra and (for the purposes of this conversation) Mistress of the Rogue Traders, spies a nice cluster of sectors not yet under Imperial Law. Said sectors are populated by a nice assortment of humans, xenos, assets and valuables. Asami Goto 'advises' a few of her Rogue Traders to go there. Her lieutenants fund shadow and civil wars alike, leaving the sectors in desperate want. Goto herself extends a token effort which is calculated and placed for maximum efficiency - the sectors end up serving her.

Once mercantile dependancy is placed under Goto's rule - calculated so that maximum output whilst providing wealth and decent standard for operation of the assets, by miss Goto - the Emperor would order in his Liberation fleets, after which it would be very simple and normal Imperial life.

Basically, it's not so much a matter of being mutual business partners. The Emperor would likely very astutely recognize her business capability and hand over all of his Imperium's commercial authority in exchange for her working for him. After which he'll basically leave her to her own functioning, and the Imperial war machine will only profit.

And in the long term, not a lick of difference will be made to canon because you know **** could've happened this way and nobody would be able to tell the difference.

Come on, you know she wouldn't say no to having this and thousands many times more things like it. Small price to pay in exchange for putting up with the rest of the Imperium.

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The (slight) heresy against the Emperor is in your assumption of ego. It's all an act until he needs it otherwise. Should there be a threat the Imperial Army cannot handle, a tactical assessment is done. The solutions are simple. If the threat afflicts the Imperium, such as a xenos invasion or suchlike, send a Liberation Fleet. If even a Crusade-level Liberation fleet spearheaded by the Astartes can't handle it, then and only then is Exterminatus a viable option.
User avatar #2161 to #2151 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Absolutely none of those

Rich Girl with desire to become richer and powerful best fetish.
User avatar #2163 to #2161 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Logical. Man and woman have to complement each other in status, right?
User avatar #2164 to #2163 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Nah man I want a Shallow Materialistic Bitch who takes her lavish lifestyle to an extreme

We're not talking acctress rich

or even "I'm pro right wing everything" rich

We're talking "I have transcended the realm of mortal peasantry" rich.
#2165 to #2164 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
So rich you measure your wealth not by numbers, but by which order of magnitude you are wealthier than the person next to you.

Niiiiice.
#2166 to #2165 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Asami would look at a billionaire and laugh   
   
>I'm sorry. Unemployment line is over there   
   
Trillionaire would be like a kid with a shiny new quarter   
   
It would boggle the mind.
Asami would look at a billionaire and laugh

>I'm sorry. Unemployment line is over there

Trillionaire would be like a kid with a shiny new quarter

It would boggle the mind.
#2167 to #2166 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Quadrillionaire. Like, Bill Gates rich. A Rogue Trader in the making.

her fw
User avatar #2168 to #2167 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
KEK

Sounds about right. The kind of spoiled rich girl who lives in a 2000 ft tall mansion and complains that the decor is all wrong and we need to start over from scratch

>Bulldoze the entire house down. One wall is not the color I want we need to start over.
#2169 to #2168 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Concrete and steel is cheap anyway. And hiring the woman who designed Saddam Hussein's bunker (who herself is descended from the man who designed Adolf Hitler's bunker) is a pittance, right?

her fw people come asking for money
User avatar #2170 to #2169 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Well she is a Weapon's developer among other things. Monopolists don't like it where there is something or someone they don't own yet

Private Mercenaries? **** that I'll take an entire army, navy, marine force, air force, ALL OF IT

My life is worth more than 6 billion people I have ever right to be a teensy bit paranoid so die for your queen.
#2171 to #2170 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Ah, Rogue Trader-funded colonies in a nutshell. Or the megacorporations of Borderlands.
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Megacorporation is an understatement

Remember when Mitt Romney said on live TV "Corporations are like people?"

Asami takes that to an extreme. A corporation is like a new born baby you need to love and nurture it and show it no harm. So keep your taxes and laws away from her baby.
#2173 to #2172 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Not even Rogue Traders are beyond the law of the Imperium, though. Big Boss says jump, she still asks how high. That's just what you do when the guy who mandated just everything you do tells you to.

And besides, just look at this magnificent superhuman demigod. He is twenty-one feet tall, at minimum. And he still managed to find time to hand-make all that **** . You bow to that kind of guy.
User avatar #2152 to #2151 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Morning Draken its midnight

sup.
#2153 to #2152 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
The ceiling is up, despite all my efforts.

I have the day off tomorrow in exchange for having to work on a saturday. Good thing I'm contracted.

Give me three random words and I'll try to include them in my novel I'm currently writing.
#2154 to #2153 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
3 random words? OK

Asami

Best

Waifu.
#2155 to #2154 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Those words were most decidedly not random, but I'll include them in this work anyway.

The name will be the wife of a skyport repair-dock worker that he'll be phoning home to, 'Best' is fairly common so I'll use it as a colloquialization for 'Bestie', a type of propeller engine for airships that fell out of production (though the repair-dock at which the main character works's stationed wizard will retell tale after tale of those reliable little things) and I'll have a shored mercenary that doesn't know a lick of English try to pronounce 'Rifle' and fail horrendously.

Pic only slightly related.
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User avatar #2157 to #2156 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
I don't really care, to be honest. I posted it because it seemed relevant.

How have things been happening and how have you been attempting to milk them for all their worth in this great ******** we call life?
User avatar #2158 to #2157 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Man **** you then I care greatly I love my art projects

Its like 12:30 AM where I am right now thinking of new porn ideas to fap to.
User avatar #2162 to #2158 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Wait a sec. You aren't seriously one of the dudes who works on LoK, are you?
#2159 to #2158 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
*roll fetish*

Spin the wheel!
#2139 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
*puts a bowl of borscht in the middle of a minefield and waits for Kras*
#2140 to #2139 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
I equip Soyuzkoptr and retrieve the borsht
I equip Soyuzkoptr and retrieve the borsht
#2141 to #2140 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
allahu akbar
#2143 to #2142 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
you remember the scene from 9 Rota where the plane gets shot down

allahu akbar
#2145 to #2144 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Outlook good**
will syrianassassin fly a plane into the kremlin
#2146 to #2145 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
Never   
   
Russia give even less of a 			****		 than America   
   
SAMs will shoot down before he descends past 10,000 feet.
Never

Russia give even less of a **** than America

SAMs will shoot down before he descends past 10,000 feet.
#2147 to #2146 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
what is kebab comes down from space and just drops like a meteor

AA wont have time to track him
User avatar #2148 to #2147 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
********

radar is quick

missile is quick

kebab b gon
#2149 to #2148 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
then you have burning debris of kebab fall out you


ans what if kebab packs plane with bombs and scatters them before missiles hit him...then you have bombs rain down
#2136 - rageblade (04/08/2015) [-]
Krasno admits south siders are ******* idiots

same rule no mater where you go
User avatar #2137 to #2136 - krasnogvardiech (04/08/2015) [-]
Oi. Inverz ain't that bad.
#2138 to #2137 - rageblade (04/08/2015) [-]
yeah but are people on the south side of town idiots
#2126 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Kras... I think I found your great, great, great, great... *1.5 hour later*... great grandson...
#2127 to #2126 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, there is a resemblance.
User avatar #2128 to #2127 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Seriously though... I just found the Vostroyans'... and kind of a '' ********** thing right here they're Space Russians... That makes me think... Are there Space Germans, Americans, Slovenes and Brits, too?
User avatar #2129 to #2128 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
Specifically, they are Tsarist Cossacks IN SPAAACE!.

Now, in order:

Armageddon Steel Legion is Wehrmacht Armoured Divisions (Heer, not SS) IN SPAAACE!.
Death Korps of Krieg is WWI Prussian/German Trench Fighters IN SPAAACE!.
Elysian Drop Troops are a mix between the French Foreign Legion and American Airborne Infantry IN SPAAACE!.
Cadian Shock Troops are WWII Allied forces IN SPAAACE!, which counts as American, I'd say.
Mordian Iron Guard alternate between the USMC Dress Uniform and Zulu/Boer War British Colonial Infantry IN SPAAACE!.
No idea about Slovenes.
User avatar #2131 to #2129 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Also... What is ''CREEEEEEEEEDDD'' supposed to mean?
#2132 to #2131 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
It's part cry of frustration and the rest the lament of the defeated. Most often sounded when the enemy has been the victim of a commander that bore tactical genius on Lord Castellan Creed's level.
User avatar #2133 to #2132 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh...now that picture makes sense...
I saw a picture in the comments that was a Greater Daemon of Tzeench, who's essentially an overgrown bird with anger issues that played...I think Chess or something with a Guardsman with a big cloak and a cigar; the bird thing was screaming ''CREEEEEEEED'' and flipping the table...
I asked what it meant, but nobody answered... Now I feel like the guy who never heard of Marneus Calgar...
User avatar #2130 to #2129 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
You think they still remember the old Terra Dance?

Cadians are the 'Muricans, kinda makes sense... only that they don't bomb your ass with artilerry...
How did I not see the Krieg guys... I need to think before I think out loud...

Eh, just asking about Slovenes, since I'm one...
I'll be completely frank with you... we probably wouldn't survive the next 38 milleniums, well, maybe; we've survived under near constant assault since the 4. century from the Germanics, Italians (Romans), Turks, Hungarians, the Spaniards, even our neighbours from the Balkans, etc. and we're still here. I don't know why I'm telling you this... we just might have a chance...
#2124 - falloutsurvivor (04/03/2015) [-]
just another day in the land of Krasnogvardiech

Russian Security Guards Group Fight 4 on 1.avi
#2125 to #2124 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
No **** is given for traitor to motherland.
#2123 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
Call o Duty 5 : World at War    Soviet song
User avatar #2115 to #2114 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
you know it
#2116 to #2115 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
you gotta make more soviet OC krassle
User avatar #2117 to #2116 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
i don't wanna
#2120 to #2119 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
do it you lazy chechen
#2121 to #2120 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
but if I am of chechen how is chechen of me?
#2122 to #2121 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
Krasno is cheeki breeki
#2105 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
*prods Kras fat belly*
too many easter chocolates
User avatar #2106 to #2105 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
nig I ate them months back
#2104 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
baby Schnizel versus baby Krasnogvardiech   
   
round 1   
FIGHT
baby Schnizel versus baby Krasnogvardiech

round 1
FIGHT
User avatar #2105 to #2104 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
We agree on a whole lot of things, actually.

#2107 to #2105 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
time to put kras through red army fitness to work the flab off
User avatar #2108 to #2107 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
Gone through that already

Siberian gulag is cold. need spare tire of fat.
#2109 to #2108 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
youre in new zealand
kras bear should be strong enough to handle the weather
#2110 to #2109 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
Exchange student program.
#2111 to #2110 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
youre in motherland now?
#2113 to #2112 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
< how kras feels back in russian cold

Terminator 2 (The Best Scenes) - "Hasta La Vista, Baby"
#2103 - matexius (03/26/2015) [-]
You see Ivan, when fire mortar like me, the enemy will be of bombed by both artillery and air-strike...   
   
 I tried...
You see Ivan, when fire mortar like me, the enemy will be of bombed by both artillery and air-strike...

I tried...
#2101 - rageblade (03/26/2015) [-]
holy ****

they were your people?
User avatar #2099 to #2098 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#2097 - rageblade (03/18/2015) [-]
mother of god
i found the Krasnogvardiech swim club

Swimming in the pool after using a bottle of vodka
#2091 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
Kras
dont be antisocial
talk to me comrade
User avatar #2092 to #2091 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
This you kurzy?

I barely keep up with **** as it is, don't be cutting my ballsack off
#2093 to #2092 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
who else makes soviet taunts about you?

yes it is Konrad

whatcha been up to comrade
User avatar #2094 to #2093 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
Work, Study, eating, gaming, ******** , lifting, sleeping. Repeat.

That's about it. Tired as balls most of the time now.
#2095 to #2094 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
efficient soviet man
but you forgot drinking....

comrade....i am disappoint
User avatar #2096 to #2095 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
That happens in every single ******* stage, you fukn casul

step it up fag
#2089 - matexius (03/07/2015) [-]
Komrade...I'm gonna need an opinion-check from you...
What do you think?
I kinda like it...
User avatar #2090 to #2089 - krasnogvardiech (03/08/2015) [-]
Must be a fan of the Astartes. Didn't think Sororitas would go that far, but apparently they would.
#2074 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
Kras....
i require your alcohol
User avatar #2075 to #2074 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
BE OF ******* OFF

GOPNIK
#2076 to #2075 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
nyet
all your alcohol are belong to me
User avatar #2077 to #2076 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Come a little closer so I can shishkebab you with bayonet

I dare yuo comrade
#2078 to #2077 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
good luck with that little Kras
#2079 to #2078 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Boris managed it just fine
#2080 to #2079 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
you got a real purdy mouth, comrade
#2081 to #2080 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
And you're a real big target

You'll be such a pain to scrape off my treads
#2082 to #2081 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
awwwww Kras has a toy tank

let me show you my imperator titan
#2083 to #2082 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I saw that on the scopes coming over to the world.

Niiice big target for an orbital bombardment, ey?
#2084 to #2083 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
fine fine

ill bring in unicron
#2085 to #2084 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Bring it on, then.

The Emperor is with us.
#2086 to #2085 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
whats he gonna do
hit me with his walking stick....feed me his medication

old fart cant fight
User avatar #2087 to #2086 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 1: Adorable Centurion (REMAKE)

No, but he can rage and complain about things.

And the whole point was that the Emperor would become the head and center of the galaxy Titan that Terra would become.
#2088 to #2087 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
unicron can just eat terra with the emperor on it

Kras is food
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