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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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User avatar #24 - shogg (01/11/2015) [-]
Didn't they have a Toyota on Top Gear once?
and it wouldnt fucking break
why the fuck would you want a rolls royce
User avatar #38 - redrex (01/11/2015) [-]
Because its a fucking rolls royce
User avatar #25 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Toyota HiLux, 1988 diesel series.

Rolls-Royce? Two words. Shit's fancy.
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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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User avatar #24 - shogg (01/11/2015) [-]
Didn't they have a Toyota on Top Gear once?
and it wouldnt fucking break
why the fuck would you want a rolls royce
User avatar #38 - redrex (01/11/2015) [-]
Because its a fucking rolls royce
User avatar #25 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Toyota HiLux, 1988 diesel series.

Rolls-Royce? Two words. Shit's fancy.
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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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#118 - floran (01/11/2015) [-]
Get Motivated In 60 Seconds
well I needed something to wake me up today, looks like this is it
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User avatar #24 - shogg (01/11/2015) [-]
Didn't they have a Toyota on Top Gear once?
and it wouldnt fucking break
why the fuck would you want a rolls royce
User avatar #38 - redrex (01/11/2015) [-]
Because its a fucking rolls royce
User avatar #25 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Toyota HiLux, 1988 diesel series.

Rolls-Royce? Two words. Shit's fancy.
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#42 - evanxzile (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn right.
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#42 - With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one. …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
#37 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger ** I… 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#36 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux ** May a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
#35 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony ** I…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
#34 - Comment deleted 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
#33 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user hongkongdingdong ** …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony **

I hope you walk in on your girlfriend giving a double barrel blowjob.
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
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#32 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user graboidzero ** May …  [+] (28 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Realistic spite comp 0
User avatar #44 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
you know what
I hope when you go to tear your finger nail off, the very end starts pulling up skin
and then you're faced with the choice of bleeding, or cutting off the nail prematurely so that it gets caught on everything and hurts and makes you wince like a bitch
User avatar #47 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a hole in your shoes on a rainy day!
User avatar #48 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
jokes on you, I live in california. we don't get rain.
User avatar #49 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a back so wet that it starts dripping down into your crack.
User avatar #51 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get a hole in every new pair of socks you buy, before the day is over
User avatar #53 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
May that new song you like cause your music player to up and be corrupted.
User avatar #54 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
may that new song that you DON'T like get stuck in your head for weeks.
User avatar #55 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope your neighbor wakes you up in the morning too early, throwing off your entire schedule!
User avatar #57 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope on a day when you have a really important appointment, you lose your car keys and find them 2 minutes before you have to be there.
User avatar #58 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope your children end up being snotty brats when someone else is over, while being perfect angels the other half of the time!
User avatar #59 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope you're the guest
User avatar #60 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I hope the lasagne you prepared was made with cheese that was minutes from expiring and the dish ended up being ruined!
User avatar #61 - therealfell (01/11/2015) [-]
man that was too far
#62 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I meant what I said and I said what I meant.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user hongkongdingdong **

I hope you break your headphones as soon as you buy them.
User avatar #35 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user anonymousbrony **

I hope you walk in on your girlfriend giving a double barrel blowjob.
#41 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
>girlfriend
>me
kek
#42 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
With an attitude like that, of course you won't get one.

Man the fuck up and go out. Don't be a prick, don't be a dumb shit. Simple instructions to follow.

Be casual about it. It's not as if you're not going to try again.
#43 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't find confidence a problem. I can and have been able to walk up to a girl and ask them out. The problem is me.
#45 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, are you going to sit around being a sad cunt or go and fix it?
#50 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
but I don't think anything is wrong for me
#52 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Up and ask the next person close to you that you see. Then work on that problem.

Don't associate with people that would be polite rather than tell the honest truth.
#64 - anonymousbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
WHat would a stranger know about me that's wrong.
My appearance is average
Physicality is lack luster, but nothing horrendous
I've been known as the guy that makes people laugh

The only thing that would be a turn off for people is my obsession with anime. But I don't consider that a problem, and would rather not go out with someone than give it up.

Also politeness and honesty are both qualities you want in someone. Being blunt can result negatively and being polite as well. It's always best to talk/associate with people with whom you recognize with and can pull out the truth if needed.
#65 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't.

I saw a problem and decided to fix it.

You seem to know what you're doing, and I'll leave you to it.
User avatar #36 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user imagnetsux **

May a small rodent curl up in your microwave and die.
User avatar #93 - imagnetsux (01/11/2015) [-]
it was no accident that the hamster ended up in the microwave.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user derangedberger **

I hope your pizza comes facing downward.
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#1953 - Since '02.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#1951 - Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state. That's …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#33 - To be fair, those things are about 20 feet tall.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Based on a true story +2
#48 - woofman (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, he could have tossed out a few other imperials that he most likely has stashed in there to make room.
#1949 - You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
#75 - Consensual heterosexal sex in the missionary position for the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Nope +35
User avatar #203 - perform (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh god
#1947 - This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own iso…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
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User avatar #1946 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm trying to learn the lyrics, already know Katyusha in my sleep, but this one's giving me serious trouble, mainly the fact that the letters I find are...how shall I put this... off like a Storm Troopers aim, for me atleast. I know that the Cousins of Russia have their own letters, but when they're translated, their sounds don't match up with the song...
User avatar #1947 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
This is why you treat each letter and each word as its own isolated thing. Just like a symphony; make sure every note is good, the whole will carry itself.
User avatar #1948 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
I should take learning Russian a bit more seriously... Already speak fluent English and German, since I was like 8, now at 17, learn Russian. Brilliant... Also, my Bela-Russian girl space friend is pretty Q3.14.

Also, does cheeki breeki actually mean anything?
User avatar #1949 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
You speak German. My inadequacy intensifies.
User avatar #1950 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Too bad I can't stand them... Always having the best shite, assholes. They've been trying to take our clay ever since the 6. century AD.
I actually learned it uncounsiously, there were no good channels with cartoons, other than the German ones... I have no idea how, but by 7 I spoke it fluently. I guess living 30 minutes from the border with them has that effect...
If you're implying that I'm somehow better than you, because I speak German, dude... come on now...
User avatar #1951 - krasnogvardiech (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you are. I don't imply, I outright state.

That's sort of like how I learned English, too. One day when I was 8 or so I just stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English. Like the flick of a fukken switch.
User avatar #1952 - matexius (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, German is all well and good, till you get to Switzerland or Austrian Styria. Even if you speak perfect German, you still need subtitles. They just accent everything off... I've got a small part of my relatives in Switzerland, I know what I'm talking about.

I'm guessing that's how long you've been in NZ, too?
User avatar #1953 - krasnogvardiech (01/11/2015) [-]
Since '02.
User avatar #1954 - matexius (01/11/2015) [-]
Damn dude... 12 years.
How do you remember Ukraine?
User avatar #1955 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
It's one-half slums, one-half farms. Really, I'm not missing much.

Except for cool underground/under-building places. That shit was dope.
User avatar #1956 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Like bunkers and shit?
User avatar #1957 - krasnogvardiech (01/12/2015) [-]
Sort of. There are such things as basements, and street entrances for them. My school was one such place. Miss that shit hardcore.
User avatar #1958 - matexius (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, like the ones the 'Muricans have in the movies, the ones with the doors on the outside as well...? Atleast a bit similar. Through which they normally GTFO in horror movies...
Why do you miss them so much?
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User avatar #2399 to #2398 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
click and watch
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
Did.

Bloody hate that conspiracy **** , but the video did have a point. The US is again at war with an ideology that wants to destroy them.
#2402 to #2401 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
see?   
   
we must unite and 			****		 			*************		 from the east and west
see?

we must unite and **** ************* from the east and west
#2386 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
wake up soviet comrade
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - krasnogvardiech (7 hours ago) [-]
What is the happening?
#2388 to #2387 - rageblade (6 hours ago) [-]
just taking it easy before work
whats crazy red bear up to
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
Just come back from work. Popped a tire on the way home, but my hours are set later from today so I can just walk.

Going shooting in a while.
#2390 to #2389 - rageblade (6 hours ago) [-]
russians and guns

such evil
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
My highest score, out of 100.10, is a 98.1.

Fear me.
#2392 to #2391 - rageblade (6 hours ago) [-]
kras is the sniper from 9 Rota

User avatar #2393 to #2392 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
Maaaaaaybe.
#2394 to #2393 - rageblade (6 hours ago) [-]
hand Kras a dragunov and he can shoot the star off a soviet coin at a mile off
User avatar #2395 to #2394 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
With a good enough scope to see the bloody thing, maybe.
#2396 to #2395 - rageblade (6 hours ago) [-]
you need a scope?
russian pleb
finland sniper does it without scope

Simo Hayha > > > Vasily Zaitzev
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
Finns outsnipe basically everyone on the planet tho, bruh

Simo was a hunter and a woodsman for years before WWII. Vasily was a similar dude who got handed a rifle and went to town, and he forgot all that **** since he was a little boy in a peasant village.

Also Simo didn't train any other snipers, Vasily trained like, 90.

Simo had ********* targets, too, Russians that were Southern Slavs, weren't skilled in winter warfare. Zaystev had the ******* Germans, in the ruins of Stalingrad.
#2367 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.**
how badass is Kras
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll cah answer*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls Sunshine and rainbows.**

Damn straight. Now, how badass are you?
#2369 to #2368 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
so Kras is the new Tzar

and i burst into flame in the evil sun
#2370 to #2369 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
So I'm the leader of a new world superpower and you become a ******* Solar Exalted?

******** , absolute ******** .
#2371 to #2370 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
no no...i burst into flame aka burn to death
sunlight bad....very bad

#2372 to #2371 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
So you become a ******* Fire Elemental.

For ****** sake man, I'm trying to be comparable here.
#2373 to #2372 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
fine if youre trying to keep me alive ill be judge fire
#2374 to #2373 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Sweet, you're appointed to be my new Minister of Law.

If judging and being fire is all you do may as well get paid for it. And hell, you're not corrupt like the other guy.
#2375 to #2374 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Tsar Kras
User avatar #2378 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
That's Tsar Nicholas II. Useless ******* cunt.
#2379 to #2378 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
wasnt it tsar peter who travelled the world gathering up as much knowledge from other countries for russia to learn from
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
**** you

no ******* way am I being that incompetent *******

He got cucked by Rasputin for ****** sake

Piss off with that ******** .
#2377 to #2376 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
so you can be Tsar Piotr who helped russia move forwards
#2380 to #2377 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes.

Fancy ************ , led the empire with science and steel. Nicholas was a faggot who spent all his time partying and jacking off.
#2381 to #2380 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
so Kras is tsar peter to revolutionize russia again

imagine russia more advanced than japan
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
It is a good dream.
#2383 to #2382 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
russia might actually fulfil its 40K prediction of being the hub of a galactic empire

and the primarchs will be born in the urals
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Hell no, wasn't the Emperor's laboratory underneath the Himalayas?
#2385 to #2384 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
just checked....his lab was actually on the moon

though im sure the 40k novels said the urals
i hate how they keep retconning 40k
#2363 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls A crappy little hand.**
how gay is Kras
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
boo

None of that.

Crash Bandcoot playan here. Thinking of a sauna tomorrow.
#2365 to #2364 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
< kras moment
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
yaaaassssss
#2361 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Naruto headbands.**
what is kras superpower
#2360 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
is the lazy bear awake?
#2354 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor buys Kras a russian havoc copter**
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
ffs kurze

i need to sleep

stop tempting me from it
#2356 to #2355 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf its only 10pm
you lazy blob
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
I need to get up for work tomorrow tho

and my alarms fail to wake me.
#2358 to #2357 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
lazy bear does not wake easily
#2353 - rageblade (05/23/2015) [-]
i think we need to post fake porn of kras out in the fields with the sheep
#2351 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Hot Pockets©.**
what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
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