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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#26 - 10(10d10) + 10/(10d10) 03/22/2015 on Dragons 0
#25 - [battle enroaches] "DAD!" 03/22/2015 on Dragons 0
#114 - The same reason Genghis Khan is on Mongolian money. 03/21/2015 on Silly Wymen +1
#268 - You. I am going to love you and it's going to be better for yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Grammar 0
#273 - russianexplain (03/21/2015) [-]
#105 - You can talk, Hitler. Go put all the trout in concentration ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on god bless murica 0
User avatar #106 - fishhitler (03/21/2015) [-]
No trout are master race. Put lowly catfish in camp
#107 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #109 - fishhitler (03/23/2015) [-]
Already on it
#12 - Tru salsa 03/21/2015 on may +1
#20 - Picture 03/21/2015 on 4chan Compilation #2 +1
#41 - Russian grammar. Surprisingly musical.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Grammar +35
User avatar #183 - russianexplain (03/21/2015) [-]
I think the Russian isn't so hard to learn. Because every letter is pronounced, and so I taught some of my friends to speak and read Russian decently in about a month. They still sound stupid though but they'll never know that
User avatar #268 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
You. I am going to love you and it's going to be better for you if you don't struggle.
#273 - russianexplain (03/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #52 - guitarassassin (03/21/2015) [-]
Dammit. If only I was good with photoshop. This bear be shouting "fabulous" at the top of his lungs..
#11 - Javelin versus darts. 03/21/2015 on Shocking +2
#110 - That much is obvious. Some people would be just that … 03/21/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... 0
#106 - I've not answered because some of their points are true. It do…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... 0
User avatar #108 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
either way, threatening him with a weapon is assault and completely unnecessary to get the point across, especially when the other party is of no harm to you beyond annoyance. If your roommate decided to shout you awake each morning, you sit down with him face to face and explain why his bullshit isn't okay, and if he doesn't listen, get someone of authority to enforce, or ask for another dorm room if possible, not do something as far as point a gun to their head and say "if you want your brains in tact, dont do that again".
User avatar #110 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
That much is obvious.

Some people would be just that pissed, though, to go straight to the wrong answer. In their eyes, it'd be better to do something stupid than do nothing at all. I took a guess as how pissed off the writer of the note was, and extrapolated from there.

#102 - I was making a joke, man. And referring to their skill i… 03/21/2015 on god bless murica 0
#61 - No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... -4
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#50 - Why? They've done nothing to me. The point was that w…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... -6
User avatar #51 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
do you have a lot of friends? have you ever successfully handled a situation with violence like this?
did you know that things count as deadly weapons even if they aren't sharp?
I just want you to find someone who's really pissing you off and use your dull sword to threaten them. then come back and tell us how it goes.
it's a simple request. if it goes well, you'll have completely proven your point.
User avatar #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not many people who really piss me off. That would imply I reserve thoughts and feelings for them.

Don't you think an angry dude with a lump of metal in his hand is enough of a stop sign? Things escalated to this point deliberately - the offender clearly knew what he was doing. Some people just don't know that no means no, you know? And in this exercise, well, if they threaten you with violence, are clear on intending to use violence and you carry on, exactly what do you think will happen?
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#66 - Of course! Then I have TWO rifles! 03/20/2015 on god bless murica +8
#65 - Be of calm down Ivan Walmart has 7.62x54r in stock  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on god bless murica +2
#87 - keitheespieces (03/20/2015) [-]
#39 - How likely is the gay guy to not care about it? From what one …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... -10
User avatar #103 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
and you're ignoring sunpraiser's and sherlock's conveyances of basic logic towards you.
User avatar #106 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
I've not answered because some of their points are true. It doesn't solve the problem, though, and a whole lot of their argument is ad-hoc arguments against irrelevant shit.

Point still stands, though, and I have not seen anyone try to solve it. He (the roommate in this scenario) just clearly doesn't know when to stop, and a confrontation of some kind is necessary if the OP's note is ignored. If a sword is such a sensitive subject, then a crowbar would do the trick too. In the event, it's better to focus on the fact that one would simply be that pissed off by the annoying cunt of a roommate. I was going on from that point.

Things got to that point, where the OP was pissed enough to write that note. If one were to follow the general trend of the roommate carrying on making advances, the assumption that the note would be ignored is reasonable to conclude at.

From then on, confrontation.
User avatar #108 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
either way, threatening him with a weapon is assault and completely unnecessary to get the point across, especially when the other party is of no harm to you beyond annoyance. If your roommate decided to shout you awake each morning, you sit down with him face to face and explain why his bullshit isn't okay, and if he doesn't listen, get someone of authority to enforce, or ask for another dorm room if possible, not do something as far as point a gun to their head and say "if you want your brains in tact, dont do that again".
User avatar #110 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
That much is obvious.

Some people would be just that pissed, though, to go straight to the wrong answer. In their eyes, it'd be better to do something stupid than do nothing at all. I took a guess as how pissed off the writer of the note was, and extrapolated from there.

User avatar #68 - accolgate (03/20/2015) [-]
HAHA ARE YOU FOR REAL
"JUST GONNA RAISE SWORD AGAINST HIM, THAT'L SOLVE THE FUCKING PROBLEM"
BIG DICK BALLER RIGHT HERE GUYS
User avatar #49 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
go fucking threaten someone at swordpoint right now. post results. if it works like you think it does, we'll consider your suggestion
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
Why? They've done nothing to me.

The point was that well, fuck. Gay flatmate refuses to stop getting up in your shit and probably won't care about the note you put up. Whatchagonnado?
User avatar #51 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
do you have a lot of friends? have you ever successfully handled a situation with violence like this?
did you know that things count as deadly weapons even if they aren't sharp?
I just want you to find someone who's really pissing you off and use your dull sword to threaten them. then come back and tell us how it goes.
it's a simple request. if it goes well, you'll have completely proven your point.
User avatar #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not many people who really piss me off. That would imply I reserve thoughts and feelings for them.

Don't you think an angry dude with a lump of metal in his hand is enough of a stop sign? Things escalated to this point deliberately - the offender clearly knew what he was doing. Some people just don't know that no means no, you know? And in this exercise, well, if they threaten you with violence, are clear on intending to use violence and you carry on, exactly what do you think will happen?
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#37 - And with ordinary human reaction time, he'd have a good chance…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... -10
User avatar #38 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
Or just make a fucking note that says "don't enter my room."
User avatar #39 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
How likely is the gay guy to not care about it? From what one may gather, he's ignored the OP's request numerous times before.
User avatar #103 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
and you're ignoring sunpraiser's and sherlock's conveyances of basic logic towards you.
User avatar #106 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
I've not answered because some of their points are true. It doesn't solve the problem, though, and a whole lot of their argument is ad-hoc arguments against irrelevant shit.

Point still stands, though, and I have not seen anyone try to solve it. He (the roommate in this scenario) just clearly doesn't know when to stop, and a confrontation of some kind is necessary if the OP's note is ignored. If a sword is such a sensitive subject, then a crowbar would do the trick too. In the event, it's better to focus on the fact that one would simply be that pissed off by the annoying cunt of a roommate. I was going on from that point.

Things got to that point, where the OP was pissed enough to write that note. If one were to follow the general trend of the roommate carrying on making advances, the assumption that the note would be ignored is reasonable to conclude at.

From then on, confrontation.
User avatar #108 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
either way, threatening him with a weapon is assault and completely unnecessary to get the point across, especially when the other party is of no harm to you beyond annoyance. If your roommate decided to shout you awake each morning, you sit down with him face to face and explain why his bullshit isn't okay, and if he doesn't listen, get someone of authority to enforce, or ask for another dorm room if possible, not do something as far as point a gun to their head and say "if you want your brains in tact, dont do that again".
User avatar #110 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
That much is obvious.

Some people would be just that pissed, though, to go straight to the wrong answer. In their eyes, it'd be better to do something stupid than do nothing at all. I took a guess as how pissed off the writer of the note was, and extrapolated from there.

User avatar #68 - accolgate (03/20/2015) [-]
HAHA ARE YOU FOR REAL
"JUST GONNA RAISE SWORD AGAINST HIM, THAT'L SOLVE THE FUCKING PROBLEM"
BIG DICK BALLER RIGHT HERE GUYS
User avatar #49 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
go fucking threaten someone at swordpoint right now. post results. if it works like you think it does, we'll consider your suggestion
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
Why? They've done nothing to me.

The point was that well, fuck. Gay flatmate refuses to stop getting up in your shit and probably won't care about the note you put up. Whatchagonnado?
User avatar #51 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
do you have a lot of friends? have you ever successfully handled a situation with violence like this?
did you know that things count as deadly weapons even if they aren't sharp?
I just want you to find someone who's really pissing you off and use your dull sword to threaten them. then come back and tell us how it goes.
it's a simple request. if it goes well, you'll have completely proven your point.
User avatar #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not many people who really piss me off. That would imply I reserve thoughts and feelings for them.

Don't you think an angry dude with a lump of metal in his hand is enough of a stop sign? Things escalated to this point deliberately - the offender clearly knew what he was doing. Some people just don't know that no means no, you know? And in this exercise, well, if they threaten you with violence, are clear on intending to use violence and you carry on, exactly what do you think will happen?
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#34 - That's why you don't keep them sharp? And it'd be mor…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... -15
User avatar #36 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
Consider the following. You get a steel blade to threaten your roommate, he attempts to go in your room. You go to point the blade at his neck, but swing too fast and hit him in the neck with the blade. That's assault with a deadly weapon.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
And with ordinary human reaction time, he'd have a good chance of jumping backwards. Limit the force of the swing and go for intimidation rather than speed.

Besides, what the gay guy did is likely already grounds to make a (homo)sexual harassment lawsuit, if the OP was anal enough about it. No pun intended.
User avatar #38 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
Or just make a fucking note that says "don't enter my room."
User avatar #39 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
How likely is the gay guy to not care about it? From what one may gather, he's ignored the OP's request numerous times before.
User avatar #103 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
and you're ignoring sunpraiser's and sherlock's conveyances of basic logic towards you.
User avatar #106 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
I've not answered because some of their points are true. It doesn't solve the problem, though, and a whole lot of their argument is ad-hoc arguments against irrelevant shit.

Point still stands, though, and I have not seen anyone try to solve it. He (the roommate in this scenario) just clearly doesn't know when to stop, and a confrontation of some kind is necessary if the OP's note is ignored. If a sword is such a sensitive subject, then a crowbar would do the trick too. In the event, it's better to focus on the fact that one would simply be that pissed off by the annoying cunt of a roommate. I was going on from that point.

Things got to that point, where the OP was pissed enough to write that note. If one were to follow the general trend of the roommate carrying on making advances, the assumption that the note would be ignored is reasonable to conclude at.

From then on, confrontation.
User avatar #108 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
either way, threatening him with a weapon is assault and completely unnecessary to get the point across, especially when the other party is of no harm to you beyond annoyance. If your roommate decided to shout you awake each morning, you sit down with him face to face and explain why his bullshit isn't okay, and if he doesn't listen, get someone of authority to enforce, or ask for another dorm room if possible, not do something as far as point a gun to their head and say "if you want your brains in tact, dont do that again".
User avatar #110 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
That much is obvious.

Some people would be just that pissed, though, to go straight to the wrong answer. In their eyes, it'd be better to do something stupid than do nothing at all. I took a guess as how pissed off the writer of the note was, and extrapolated from there.

User avatar #68 - accolgate (03/20/2015) [-]
HAHA ARE YOU FOR REAL
"JUST GONNA RAISE SWORD AGAINST HIM, THAT'L SOLVE THE FUCKING PROBLEM"
BIG DICK BALLER RIGHT HERE GUYS
User avatar #49 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
go fucking threaten someone at swordpoint right now. post results. if it works like you think it does, we'll consider your suggestion
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
Why? They've done nothing to me.

The point was that well, fuck. Gay flatmate refuses to stop getting up in your shit and probably won't care about the note you put up. Whatchagonnado?
User avatar #51 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
do you have a lot of friends? have you ever successfully handled a situation with violence like this?
did you know that things count as deadly weapons even if they aren't sharp?
I just want you to find someone who's really pissing you off and use your dull sword to threaten them. then come back and tell us how it goes.
it's a simple request. if it goes well, you'll have completely proven your point.
User avatar #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not many people who really piss me off. That would imply I reserve thoughts and feelings for them.

Don't you think an angry dude with a lump of metal in his hand is enough of a stop sign? Things escalated to this point deliberately - the offender clearly knew what he was doing. Some people just don't know that no means no, you know? And in this exercise, well, if they threaten you with violence, are clear on intending to use violence and you carry on, exactly what do you think will happen?
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#15 - /shrug Guy didn't get the message the first time.  [+] (18 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... -26
User avatar #16 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
>Sharp, dangerous, deadly weapon
>Soft, fleshy human neck
As someone who enjoys swords and also being safe with them, you are a fucking retard, and are the reason that people who collect weapons look bad.
User avatar #34 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
That's why you don't keep them sharp?

And it'd be more for the 'oh fuck' factor rather than anything. Really, the guy keeps going into your room and refuses to stop, what are you going to do? The police would just laugh at you, and not even the legal system in the states is that bad.
User avatar #36 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
Consider the following. You get a steel blade to threaten your roommate, he attempts to go in your room. You go to point the blade at his neck, but swing too fast and hit him in the neck with the blade. That's assault with a deadly weapon.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
And with ordinary human reaction time, he'd have a good chance of jumping backwards. Limit the force of the swing and go for intimidation rather than speed.

Besides, what the gay guy did is likely already grounds to make a (homo)sexual harassment lawsuit, if the OP was anal enough about it. No pun intended.
User avatar #38 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
Or just make a fucking note that says "don't enter my room."
User avatar #39 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
How likely is the gay guy to not care about it? From what one may gather, he's ignored the OP's request numerous times before.
User avatar #103 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
and you're ignoring sunpraiser's and sherlock's conveyances of basic logic towards you.
User avatar #106 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
I've not answered because some of their points are true. It doesn't solve the problem, though, and a whole lot of their argument is ad-hoc arguments against irrelevant shit.

Point still stands, though, and I have not seen anyone try to solve it. He (the roommate in this scenario) just clearly doesn't know when to stop, and a confrontation of some kind is necessary if the OP's note is ignored. If a sword is such a sensitive subject, then a crowbar would do the trick too. In the event, it's better to focus on the fact that one would simply be that pissed off by the annoying cunt of a roommate. I was going on from that point.

Things got to that point, where the OP was pissed enough to write that note. If one were to follow the general trend of the roommate carrying on making advances, the assumption that the note would be ignored is reasonable to conclude at.

From then on, confrontation.
User avatar #108 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
either way, threatening him with a weapon is assault and completely unnecessary to get the point across, especially when the other party is of no harm to you beyond annoyance. If your roommate decided to shout you awake each morning, you sit down with him face to face and explain why his bullshit isn't okay, and if he doesn't listen, get someone of authority to enforce, or ask for another dorm room if possible, not do something as far as point a gun to their head and say "if you want your brains in tact, dont do that again".
User avatar #110 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
That much is obvious.

Some people would be just that pissed, though, to go straight to the wrong answer. In their eyes, it'd be better to do something stupid than do nothing at all. I took a guess as how pissed off the writer of the note was, and extrapolated from there.

User avatar #68 - accolgate (03/20/2015) [-]
HAHA ARE YOU FOR REAL
"JUST GONNA RAISE SWORD AGAINST HIM, THAT'L SOLVE THE FUCKING PROBLEM"
BIG DICK BALLER RIGHT HERE GUYS
User avatar #49 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
go fucking threaten someone at swordpoint right now. post results. if it works like you think it does, we'll consider your suggestion
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
Why? They've done nothing to me.

The point was that well, fuck. Gay flatmate refuses to stop getting up in your shit and probably won't care about the note you put up. Whatchagonnado?
User avatar #51 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
do you have a lot of friends? have you ever successfully handled a situation with violence like this?
did you know that things count as deadly weapons even if they aren't sharp?
I just want you to find someone who's really pissing you off and use your dull sword to threaten them. then come back and tell us how it goes.
it's a simple request. if it goes well, you'll have completely proven your point.
User avatar #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not many people who really piss me off. That would imply I reserve thoughts and feelings for them.

Don't you think an angry dude with a lump of metal in his hand is enough of a stop sign? Things escalated to this point deliberately - the offender clearly knew what he was doing. Some people just don't know that no means no, you know? And in this exercise, well, if they threaten you with violence, are clear on intending to use violence and you carry on, exactly what do you think will happen?
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
#96 - cloakndagger (03/21/2015) [-]
#6 - Picture 03/20/2015 on Damn, he is everywhere... 0
#10 - Get a sword. Put it to his neck every time he pisses you off i…  [+] (32 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Gay Guy Keeps Going Into... -100
#70 - patchiguess (03/20/2015) [-]
#21 - protomanrulezz (03/20/2015) [-]
#14 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
fucking child
#11 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
What kind of spaz says something like that?
#88 - speedy turtle (03/20/2015) [-]
Clearly Krasnogvardiech is a leader not a follower
User avatar #104 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
how so
#136 - speedy turtle (03/26/2015) [-]
Alpha as fuck
User avatar #137 - garymotherfingoak (03/26/2015) [-]
more like in need of mental help if his response to annoyance is death threats.
#138 - speedy turtle (03/26/2015) [-]
you seem like a follower
#139 - garymotherfingoak (03/26/2015) [-]
#83 - hongkonglongdong (03/20/2015) [-]
I guess if you want them to get your point.

But yeah, you'd have to be pretty edgy to do something like that.
User avatar #119 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/21/2015) [-]
that's funny because swords have edges and points
User avatar #45 - corrosionx (03/20/2015) [-]
Someone trying to be an edgy faggot.
User avatar #15 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
/shrug

Guy didn't get the message the first time.
User avatar #16 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
>Sharp, dangerous, deadly weapon
>Soft, fleshy human neck
As someone who enjoys swords and also being safe with them, you are a fucking retard, and are the reason that people who collect weapons look bad.
User avatar #34 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
That's why you don't keep them sharp?

And it'd be more for the 'oh fuck' factor rather than anything. Really, the guy keeps going into your room and refuses to stop, what are you going to do? The police would just laugh at you, and not even the legal system in the states is that bad.
User avatar #36 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
Consider the following. You get a steel blade to threaten your roommate, he attempts to go in your room. You go to point the blade at his neck, but swing too fast and hit him in the neck with the blade. That's assault with a deadly weapon.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
And with ordinary human reaction time, he'd have a good chance of jumping backwards. Limit the force of the swing and go for intimidation rather than speed.

Besides, what the gay guy did is likely already grounds to make a (homo)sexual harassment lawsuit, if the OP was anal enough about it. No pun intended.
User avatar #38 - thesunpraiser (03/20/2015) [-]
Or just make a fucking note that says "don't enter my room."
User avatar #39 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
How likely is the gay guy to not care about it? From what one may gather, he's ignored the OP's request numerous times before.
User avatar #103 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
and you're ignoring sunpraiser's and sherlock's conveyances of basic logic towards you.
User avatar #106 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
I've not answered because some of their points are true. It doesn't solve the problem, though, and a whole lot of their argument is ad-hoc arguments against irrelevant shit.

Point still stands, though, and I have not seen anyone try to solve it. He (the roommate in this scenario) just clearly doesn't know when to stop, and a confrontation of some kind is necessary if the OP's note is ignored. If a sword is such a sensitive subject, then a crowbar would do the trick too. In the event, it's better to focus on the fact that one would simply be that pissed off by the annoying cunt of a roommate. I was going on from that point.

Things got to that point, where the OP was pissed enough to write that note. If one were to follow the general trend of the roommate carrying on making advances, the assumption that the note would be ignored is reasonable to conclude at.

From then on, confrontation.
User avatar #108 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2015) [-]
either way, threatening him with a weapon is assault and completely unnecessary to get the point across, especially when the other party is of no harm to you beyond annoyance. If your roommate decided to shout you awake each morning, you sit down with him face to face and explain why his bullshit isn't okay, and if he doesn't listen, get someone of authority to enforce, or ask for another dorm room if possible, not do something as far as point a gun to their head and say "if you want your brains in tact, dont do that again".
User avatar #110 - krasnogvardiech (03/21/2015) [-]
That much is obvious.

Some people would be just that pissed, though, to go straight to the wrong answer. In their eyes, it'd be better to do something stupid than do nothing at all. I took a guess as how pissed off the writer of the note was, and extrapolated from there.

User avatar #68 - accolgate (03/20/2015) [-]
HAHA ARE YOU FOR REAL
"JUST GONNA RAISE SWORD AGAINST HIM, THAT'L SOLVE THE FUCKING PROBLEM"
BIG DICK BALLER RIGHT HERE GUYS
User avatar #49 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
go fucking threaten someone at swordpoint right now. post results. if it works like you think it does, we'll consider your suggestion
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
Why? They've done nothing to me.

The point was that well, fuck. Gay flatmate refuses to stop getting up in your shit and probably won't care about the note you put up. Whatchagonnado?
User avatar #51 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
do you have a lot of friends? have you ever successfully handled a situation with violence like this?
did you know that things count as deadly weapons even if they aren't sharp?
I just want you to find someone who's really pissing you off and use your dull sword to threaten them. then come back and tell us how it goes.
it's a simple request. if it goes well, you'll have completely proven your point.
User avatar #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2015) [-]
No to the first, yes to the second and third, and there's not many people who really piss me off. That would imply I reserve thoughts and feelings for them.

Don't you think an angry dude with a lump of metal in his hand is enough of a stop sign? Things escalated to this point deliberately - the offender clearly knew what he was doing. Some people just don't know that no means no, you know? And in this exercise, well, if they threaten you with violence, are clear on intending to use violence and you carry on, exactly what do you think will happen?
#87 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Or you could buy a lock, you fucking retard.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (03/20/2015) [-]
threatening someone with violence like that is illegal. usually people don't care and let it slide, but not if it's this damn petty. violence isn't a toy, save it for serious situations. this guy doesn't need to jump to death threats just because his roommate is annoying. proportionate response is always something to consider.
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#32 - captainprincess (03/20/2015) [-]
Looks like some silly mud-raking to me but k

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#2104 - rageblade (6 hours ago) [-]
baby Schnizel versus baby Krasnogvardiech   
   
round 1   
FIGHT
baby Schnizel versus baby Krasnogvardiech

round 1
FIGHT
User avatar #2105 to #2104 - krasnogvardiech (5 hours ago) [-]
We agree on a whole lot of things, actually.

#2103 - matexius (03/26/2015) [-]
You see Ivan, when fire mortar like me, the enemy will be of bombed by both artillery and air-strike...   
   
 I tried...
You see Ivan, when fire mortar like me, the enemy will be of bombed by both artillery and air-strike...

I tried...
#2101 - rageblade (03/26/2015) [-]
holy ****

they were your people?
User avatar #2099 to #2098 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#2097 - rageblade (03/18/2015) [-]
mother of god
i found the Krasnogvardiech swim club

Swimming in the pool after using a bottle of vodka
#2091 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
Kras
dont be antisocial
talk to me comrade
User avatar #2092 to #2091 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
This you kurzy?

I barely keep up with **** as it is, don't be cutting my ballsack off
#2093 to #2092 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
who else makes soviet taunts about you?

yes it is Konrad

whatcha been up to comrade
User avatar #2094 to #2093 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
Work, Study, eating, gaming, ******** , lifting, sleeping. Repeat.

That's about it. Tired as balls most of the time now.
#2095 to #2094 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
efficient soviet man
but you forgot drinking....

comrade....i am disappoint
User avatar #2096 to #2095 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
That happens in every single ******* stage, you fukn casul

step it up fag
#2089 - matexius (03/07/2015) [-]
Komrade...I'm gonna need an opinion-check from you...
What do you think?
I kinda like it...
User avatar #2090 to #2089 - krasnogvardiech (03/08/2015) [-]
Must be a fan of the Astartes. Didn't think Sororitas would go that far, but apparently they would.
#2074 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
Kras....
i require your alcohol
User avatar #2075 to #2074 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
BE OF ******* OFF

GOPNIK
#2076 to #2075 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
nyet
all your alcohol are belong to me
User avatar #2077 to #2076 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Come a little closer so I can shishkebab you with bayonet

I dare yuo comrade
#2078 to #2077 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
good luck with that little Kras
#2079 to #2078 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Boris managed it just fine
#2080 to #2079 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
you got a real purdy mouth, comrade
#2081 to #2080 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
And you're a real big target

You'll be such a pain to scrape off my treads
#2082 to #2081 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
awwwww Kras has a toy tank

let me show you my imperator titan
#2083 to #2082 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I saw that on the scopes coming over to the world.

Niiice big target for an orbital bombardment, ey?
#2084 to #2083 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
fine fine

ill bring in unicron
#2085 to #2084 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Bring it on, then.

The Emperor is with us.
#2086 to #2085 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
whats he gonna do
hit me with his walking stick....feed me his medication

old fart cant fight
User avatar #2087 to #2086 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 1: Adorable Centurion (REMAKE)

No, but he can rage and complain about things.

And the whole point was that the Emperor would become the head and center of the galaxy Titan that Terra would become.
#2088 to #2087 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
unicron can just eat terra with the emperor on it

Kras is food
#2072 - vorasharaptor (03/06/2015) [-]
kras
make me some borscht
User avatar #2073 to #2072 - krasnogvardiech (03/06/2015) [-]
Xорошо
#2062 - vorasharaptor (03/05/2015) [-]
i smell vodka
must mean comrade kras is online
User avatar #2063 to #2062 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
[Hymn of the USSR playing in the distance]
#2064 to #2063 - vorasharaptor (03/05/2015) [-]
[T90's rolling down the street and mig29's flying in the sky]
User avatar #2065 to #2064 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
SU-47's, rather. Raptor killers all.
#2066 to #2065 - vorasharaptor (03/05/2015) [-]
kras wants to kill me?
#2067 to #2066 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh, you know what I meant.
#2068 to #2067 - vorasharaptor (03/05/2015) [-]
comrade kras should say american killer
#2069 to #2068 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
But it doesn't kill Americans. It was built as a counter to these.

To be fair, both are great aircraft.
User avatar #2071 to #2070 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
MiGs are old hat, m8.
User avatar #2058 - arena (03/03/2015) [-]
WOW calm down,.
User avatar #2059 to #2058 - krasnogvardiech (03/03/2015) [-]
w0t m8?
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - arena (03/03/2015) [-]
AH HELL NAW
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - krasnogvardiech (03/03/2015) [-]
Wrong person?

Nice text color, by the way.
#2056 - matexius (03/02/2015) [-]
Krasno, get over here! You need to check this out...    
This is bigger than that Russian Lake Monster I sent a while ago...    
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipe6CMvW0Dg   
 It's 8 minutes long...
Krasno, get over here! You need to check this out...
This is bigger than that Russian Lake Monster I sent a while ago...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipe6CMvW0Dg
It's 8 minutes long...
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - krasnogvardiech (03/03/2015) [-]
Cool. I'm leaving a comment on it.
User avatar #2046 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2048 to #2047 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
In 13 minutes it'll be midnight so good morning

cool profile. nice shade of red.
User avatar #2049 to #2048 - krasnogvardiech (03/02/2015) [-]
In thirteen minutes I'll be lifting.

All is well.
User avatar #2050 to #2049 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
**** did I come at a bad time
User avatar #2051 to #2050 - krasnogvardiech (03/02/2015) [-]
I said in thirteen minutes. Does the internet have a stutter function?

Eleven minutes, now. No time is bad.
User avatar #2052 to #2051 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
I dunno I was hoping deep enriching thought provoking commentary but nah

Getting swole tho.
User avatar #2053 to #2052 - krasnogvardiech (03/02/2015) [-]
Did you really think feelings weigh greater than weights?

Stupid. Feelings are what you burn to fuel the lifting.

Ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
>Men don't have emotions. Women have them...in their ovaries- Stan Smith American Dad
#2055 to #2054 - krasnogvardiech (03/02/2015) [-]
Oh, men have emotions alright. Just conserve and let them fuel your actions.
#2042 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
The Fix

starting off fixing yourself the Kras way.....then using the turtletroll helper
#2044 to #2043 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
did you watch it
User avatar #2045 to #2044 - krasnogvardiech (03/01/2015) [-]
Yes.

What a pussy that guy was.
#2038 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll 1, 15-99*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls 85**
what year wil Kras' soviet army conquer europe
#2039 to #2038 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
2085 confirmed
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - krasnogvardiech (03/01/2015) [-]
Blood Red and Soviet Steel will conquer the world.
#2041 to #2040 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic

'85 attack europe
'89 attack usa
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That's a telling trait of sociopathy, friend.
#2037 to #2036 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
not really
can also be a case of seeing too much and being dead inside

#2021 to #2020 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
ill bring her right to your house

Breaking Up with Overly Attached Girlfriend
#2022 to #2021 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 20**
#2024 to #2022 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
*krasnogvardiech becomes omnipotent....knowing the outcome of everything before it happens*
User avatar #2025 to #2024 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That would be Omniscient.
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 13**

I kick her in the face hard enough to shatter the front of her skull.
#2026 to #2023 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
implying you could beat a russian woman

ive met a few.....get a mouth guard so you dont lose teeth
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 4, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 14**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 08**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 06**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 03**

I go for a four-hit combo.
#2028 to #2027 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
the 14 was a fair hit....then the other three just got weaker each time....aka she counterattacks and you get raped
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That is the opposite of a problem. I get pusi b0ss
#2030 to #2029 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
right......
new zealand style
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
Russian women aren't sheep, m8
#2032 to #2031 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
soviet she-bear?
#2034 to #2033 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
USA: big boobs are silicone
Russia: big boobs are natural

checkmate
#2017 - vorasharaptor (02/26/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Hello Kitty vibrator.**
if i hunt down Kras' psycho ex and fly her here to new zealand...what will Kras do
#2014 - arena (02/24/2015) [-]
King Fedora.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - arena (02/24/2015) [-]
This is legit everything he is.
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - krasnogvardiech (02/24/2015) [-]
By the Emperor, how horrifying.

Seriously, I didn't think people came as retarded as you described him. Thought they must've just drawn the bad card in looks.

Exactly why is he still alive, again? Any idea?
#2000 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"****vorasharaptor rolls Signs point to yes**   
should i hook Krassle up with a psycho girl
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Signs point to yes**
should i hook Krassle up with a psycho girl
#2001 to #2000 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Who the hell are you?

Depends on her looks, though. And whether or not she takes meds.
#2002 to #2001 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
you forgot me that easily?

well **** you too kras
#2003 to #2002 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Fairly certain no pinknames are in my friends list.

This you, Kurze?
#2004 to #2003 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
yes its me you damned commie
#2005 to #2004 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Pinknames. Pinknames.

How was I supposed to know, in all fairness? Nothing to indicate but writing style.
#2006 to #2005 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
well who else posted a pic of that crazy girl and said you hook up with her

ill make sure you stick your dick in crazy again
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Point. Still, when you assume you make an ass out of 'u' and 'me'.
#2008 to #2007 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
ill put you to sleep wit ha tranquilizer and feed you viagra so the psycho girls can do you while youre out
User avatar #2012 to #2008 - tranquilizer ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Well if it's kurze I'm not surprised
You mention me a lot
#2013 to #2012 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
what can i do

i cant always kill people...sometimes i need to use you to put people to sleep
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Sounds like something that would happen at a party.

I'm in.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Everybody gets some.
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