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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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#84 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Wallpaper thread +4
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#7 - BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on It's only 9mm 0
#26 - Bobdolenade (08/09/2014) [-]
U.S Soldiers Intense Mountain Helmet Cam Firefight With A-10 Support Afghanistan

At 3:53.
#18 - Well, he achieved in life what many of us could only dream of.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Heard You Guys Like High FPS +110
User avatar #24 - leadstriker (08/09/2014) [-]
yes
#14 - The lazers from the gun and your headset slowly evaporate the … 08/09/2014 on Neat 0
#188 - Not a problem. 08/09/2014 on Why I need veganism. +3
#185 - Here.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Why I need veganism. +11
User avatar #280 - schnizel (08/09/2014) [-]
There is always tatar meat.
User avatar #281 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Which is still meat. Tasty too, from what I hear.
User avatar #282 - schnizel (08/09/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #186 - kouzan (08/09/2014) [-]
Thank you sir.
#188 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Not a problem.
#58 - I haven't started collecting let alone playing because I…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Purge the bigger heretic +3
User avatar #61 - thewhitezombie (08/09/2014) [-]
If you are ever looking to start, always watch ebay. I got my first black templar army for $200 and it was fully panted with four Land Raiders and plenty of foot soldiers!
#55 - Fair enough. All good man.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Purge the bigger heretic +2
User avatar #56 - thewhitezombie (08/09/2014) [-]
What is your army?
#58 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
I haven't started collecting let alone playing because I'm a broke ass grad student Imperial Guard, duty until death.

There's just something about mere mortal men going up against the horrors of the galaxy with naught but their armor, weapons, training, experience and comrades which calls to me.
User avatar #61 - thewhitezombie (08/09/2014) [-]
If you are ever looking to start, always watch ebay. I got my first black templar army for $200 and it was fully panted with four Land Raiders and plenty of foot soldiers!
#52 - This is the official intro to every novel out of the Black Lib…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Purge the bigger heretic +2
User avatar #54 - thewhitezombie (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I said that in my previous comment, but I suppose I should have used quotes and made it more obvious.
User avatar #55 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Fair enough. All good man.
User avatar #56 - thewhitezombie (08/09/2014) [-]
What is your army?
#58 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
I haven't started collecting let alone playing because I'm a broke ass grad student Imperial Guard, duty until death.

There's just something about mere mortal men going up against the horrors of the galaxy with naught but their armor, weapons, training, experience and comrades which calls to me.
User avatar #61 - thewhitezombie (08/09/2014) [-]
If you are ever looking to start, always watch ebay. I got my first black templar army for $200 and it was fully panted with four Land Raiders and plenty of foot soldiers!
#45 - You dense ************ , you just do not simplify …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Purge the bigger heretic +4
User avatar #94 - prycebear (08/09/2014) [-]
Hey what's sex like Oh wait
#43 - sytheris is a monumental faggot, but he did indeed provide a r…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Purge the bigger heretic +6
#44 - sytheris (08/09/2014) [-]
Nigga he asked for a simplified version. I wasn't wrong, just didn't go into excessive detail.
User avatar #45 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
You dense motherfucker, you just do not simplify with Warhammer 40,000. This is the setting which arguably rivals Tolkien's work.

Giving simplified explanations to someone new to the genre is just not an option.
User avatar #94 - prycebear (08/09/2014) [-]
Hey what's sex like Oh wait
#103 - Picture 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage +50
#32 - Related to all the aerospace and aeronautical discussion up in… 08/09/2014 on the forces +5
#135 - You got it all wrong, mate. Cows are pretty chill dow… 08/09/2014 on PETA and bikers - enjoy! 0
#162 - Same picture, **** quality, better resolution. … 08/09/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#160 - Your picture is **** and you should feel *…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#162 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Same picture, shit quality, better resolution.
Iunno what happened.
#158 - Yep. Do you have The Tanker Truck Incident?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#159 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
That was part of the yacht one. Posting.
#160 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Your picture is shit and you should feel shit.
#162 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Same picture, shit quality, better resolution.
Iunno what happened.
#156 - I've got pretty much all of it. Post and I'll fill in whatever…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#157 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
Do you have the one I just posted, the yacht theft, and the final skating arena thing?
User avatar #158 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Yep.

Do you have The Tanker Truck Incident?
#159 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
That was part of the yacht one. Posting.
#160 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Your picture is shit and you should feel shit.
#162 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Same picture, shit quality, better resolution.
Iunno what happened.
#75 - Picture 08/08/2014 on Hard Road to get to the Front +1
#83 - If you so desire.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +1
#155 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
It's a big one, and it starts after a couple posts.
User avatar #156 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
I've got pretty much all of it. Post and I'll fill in whatever I might be missing.
#157 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
Do you have the one I just posted, the yacht theft, and the final skating arena thing?
User avatar #158 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Yep.

Do you have The Tanker Truck Incident?
#159 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
That was part of the yacht one. Posting.
#160 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Your picture is shit and you should feel shit.
#162 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Same picture, shit quality, better resolution.
Iunno what happened.
#30 - Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior… 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +2
#26 - Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little dualit…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +4
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that shit, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that shit in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
#17 - I do declare it is storytime, FJ. This be the only re…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +28
User avatar #85 - metalheadtildeath (08/08/2014) [-]
shitty gm. any good gm would have accepted defeat and moved on.
User avatar #134 - admiralen (08/08/2014) [-]
well, he did mention that it was an entire group of that guys (except for the tribal shaman dude)
User avatar #41 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Can someone give me a vocab list for this post
BBEG etc
User avatar #53 - Stamyham (08/08/2014) [-]
BBEG=big bad evil guy
Retcon= Retroactive continuity, which basically rewrites the rules after the fact.
Uhm. I can't remember any others. Ask and I'll answer.
User avatar #54 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
I knew Retcon from comics (as in Marvel etc)
thanks though!
User avatar #46 - psykobear (08/08/2014) [-]
BBEG = Big Bad Evil Guy, or the main villain
Psionics = Mind magic, like the force, but does more firey stuff and mind fuckery. I don't really like it.
Minmax = Making an overly powerful character by putting absolutely no effort into skills/abilities you don't use, even making them lower to the point of retardation (I.E. Giving a fighter 6 intelligence, wisdom, and charisma to have 20 strength, dexterity, and constitution. Min maxing)
Spellcraft = A skill to determine what kind of magic was just casted or is currently in effect
IC/OOC = In Character/Out Of Character
Polymorph = Turn into an animal
Any other terms, let me know.
User avatar #89 - kandazz (08/08/2014) [-]
WASP ethics? UMD rogue?
User avatar #91 - psykobear (08/08/2014) [-]
UMD is short for Use Magic Device, a skill that comes into play when a player who is not an arcane caster tries to use an arcane wand, staff, or the like, or when a player who is not a divine caster tries to do the same with a divine instrument. He was gonna make a Rogue who has the ability to use wands and the like easily.

WASP ethics isn't really a DnD term. WASP is a derogatory term for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. I'm assuming he means that the character acted like a stuck-up rich white bitch.
User avatar #90 - kandazz (08/08/2014) [-]
DARVO-ing...
#50 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Nope that's pretty much it, thanks bud
#32 - greyhoundfd (08/08/2014) [-]
This man kills psionics. A glorious work.

I can find the original Henderson if you want it.
User avatar #83 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
If you so desire.
#155 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
It's a big one, and it starts after a couple posts.
User avatar #156 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
I've got pretty much all of it. Post and I'll fill in whatever I might be missing.
#157 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
Do you have the one I just posted, the yacht theft, and the final skating arena thing?
User avatar #158 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Yep.

Do you have The Tanker Truck Incident?
#159 - greyhoundfd (08/09/2014) [-]
That was part of the yacht one. Posting.
#160 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Your picture is shit and you should feel shit.
#162 - krasnogvardiech (08/09/2014) [-]
Same picture, shit quality, better resolution.
Iunno what happened.
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User avatar #1691 - konradkurze ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
*genetically modifies Kras to be a bear*
#1693 to #1691 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
LOOK AT ME YOU DENSE ******
#1694 to #1693 - konradkurze ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
i see an alcoholic bear on a unicycle
#1695 to #1694 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
how the **** do i drive this thing
#1696 to #1695 - konradkurze ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#1697 to #1696 - krasnogvardiech (6 hours ago) [-]
ubercharge is disgusting
User avatar #1677 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1672 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Kras when meeting girls
#1673 to #1672 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Ну што, нз проблема.

>Мое лицо когда
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
ваша кровь водка
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
i want one thing to happen

we both know what it is

Red Alert 2 intro
User avatar #1678 to #1676 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The start of World War III?



Emperor's blood. No.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
russia putting the americans in their place

Gamehelper.com - WiC: Soviet Assault TrailerNew

needs to happen
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a stupid idea. A better one would be a long-term military alliance. Less lives and less resources lost. The way we're headed, Fallout might become a reality. And that is a terrifying thought.
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
well allying with usa means theyll try to ******** russia out of so much to profit usa and leave russia in ****

User avatar #1683 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You didn't forget about the states' massive debt, right?
#1682 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Russia's better off financially than the U.S is. It would be a blow to the Federation, certainly.

The only answer is space, tovarisch. Even a small asteroid is worth billions in scientific resources - as well as elements and materiel alien to our world.

I think the space race ought to be started up again.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah there is space but then you'd have usa and the un bitch about "anything russia colonizes should be international access
same deal as that moon treaty where somehow the moon is supposedly international property

yeah usa has a massive debt even more reason theyd ******** russia out of its wealth

hell alaska was an illegal sale and usa refused to hand it back
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The race would be combined. International access means that its resources would go to whoever needs it, with a hefty percentage going towards the nation/organization that did it.

The whole reason the US would ask for money is to pay off their debts in the first place. No reason save that - they hate the russkies too much. The States have the largest and most well-equipped army overall, no major need for military support.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
then that just leaves it open for greedy corporations to buy everything up over time thus ******** on other planets like they do to earth

best russia takes and holds on its own and lets normal people migrate to said planets and forbids corporate ownership
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You've obviously never heard of the oligarchy. It's heading that way - the few, all over the world, are taking control of all its resources. Disney's doing it, BP Oil's doing it, everyone is.

It's all over the place. I actually care, though, about what they're going to do and what opportunity does it open up for the everyman.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
i say we need another yeltsin to march in with part of the army....kick out the government and also get rid of the oligarchs trying to own eveything
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The oligarchs' owning it all isn't the problem. Having much under the control of many means that it's easier to organize **** .

That's part of the reason why the Red Army failed in the initial stages of World War 2's Soviet front. Poor, disorganized leadership. So much resources eventually got the work done, but it floundered about for a while.

Mobilization, tovarisch, is the issue. Putting resources in the right place. Space is the new place for funds - the Chinese are already on the plan, for ****** sake.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
yah but chinese are also a problem,,their leadership SUCKS....its still the few privileged and their friends / family getting rich and making the poor poorer and dispossessing the independent rich

like just a couple years back....some guy who owned a hotel near a river was forced to sell it for 10% of its value because the government wanted to flood the ricer to build a hydro power damn which meant his hotel would have been in the flood are otherwise

and oligarchs are one of the problems.....the rich shouldnt be allowed to buy more and create monopolies on resources...if we go to other planets we go without them and let normal people have a fresh start at prosperity
#1671 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Kras vs america
#1662 - matexius ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
**** can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the ********** on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1670 to #1661 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2014) [-]
I successfully disarmed a ********** with something very close to what he is *********** about. What you donna do about it?
User avatar #1660 - matexius ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No ******* clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to **** with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The **** would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

***** please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his **** and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
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