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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#54 - Tumblr's getting it right. Slowly but surely. 07/27/2015 on The BTFO to end all BTFOs 0
#119 - >#117 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
#118 - And here's for the battalion following it. 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
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#118 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
And here's for the battalion following it.
#2680 - Picture 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2679 - Picture 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2678 - Sure thing. Have a good one m80 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2676 - Nemo was my first introduction to them. Over the Hill…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2674 - Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell. Here's…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2675 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2672 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2673 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
my ears hurt
User avatar #2674 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2670 - What can I say, I like rhythm.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2671 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
User avatar #2672 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
#2673 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
my ears hurt
User avatar #2674 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2668 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2669 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
old man kras picking a slow song
User avatar #2670 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
What can I say, I like rhythm.

Manowar - Warriors of the World United [HD 720p]
#2671 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
User avatar #2672 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
#2673 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
my ears hurt
User avatar #2674 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
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"cum to aisle 15 in the next 10 minutes if you want a ass fucking." i hope people get the reference.
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captainamericaunderstands.gif
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#2764 - matexius ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I may have just figured out why the Tau 			*********		 everything at long range. I was doing some research involving railguns and weapons using electromagnetic propulsion I get bored very easily..., and started to wonder why the Tau have broke as 			****		 guns.    
Turns out they essentially use sub-atom railguns; that don't require enough power to light up half of New Jersey like a Christmass tree to operate. Though, I feel I haven't told you anything new...   
   
Also... have I showed you this game yet? I can't quite remember...   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP_OjpmcamY   
I know that you're ''balls-deep'' in Last Stand; I just wanted to show you it and wondered if I already have...
Dude, I may have just figured out why the Tau ********* everything at long range. I was doing some research involving railguns and weapons using electromagnetic propulsion I get bored very easily..., and started to wonder why the Tau have broke as **** guns.
Turns out they essentially use sub-atom railguns; that don't require enough power to light up half of New Jersey like a Christmass tree to operate. Though, I feel I haven't told you anything new...

Also... have I showed you this game yet? I can't quite remember...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP_OjpmcamY
I know that you're ''balls-deep'' in Last Stand; I just wanted to show you it and wondered if I already have...
User avatar #2761 - anotherponyaccount (4 hours ago) [-]
How is your name meant to be read? I only just thought about it
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - anotherponyaccount (4 hours ago) [-]
You were joking when you said accent is strong
#2736 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
Kras
what are you up to
User avatar #2758 to #2736 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Continued. And [aaaaah of understanding].

Why not buy your own internet modem and router? Stop his bitching outright by getting your own source.
#2759 to #2758 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
coz then i have to buy my own phone line to get installed
you got money for me Kras?
User avatar #2760 to #2759 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
A bit. How much would it be?

Couldn't you just get a wi-fi hookup, though?
User avatar #2737 to #2736 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
REACTOR...ONLINE
SYSTEMS...ONLINE
LOCOMOTORS...ONLINE
PROCESSOR...LOW
MANIPULATORS...CRITICAL

VENTING EXCESS ACID FROM TANKS
#2738 to #2737 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
< Kras in gaming

Warhammer Space Marine: Dreadnought DLC Gameplay

skip to 5:40 for best part
User avatar #2739 to #2738 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
yeeee

yourself?
#2740 to #2739 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
im bored...
entertain me Kras
User avatar #2741 to #2740 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
want to play Last Stand with me?
#2742 to #2741 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
i dont have that game
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
I got you the ******* thing

Dawn of War II: Retribution. Last Stand mode. With all the ******* DLC

Did you give it away to someone, or something?
#2744 to #2743 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
OH that
sorry i knew it was DoW didnt remember title name

still got it

just cant play right now...flatmates bitch when i play games and steam lags out the net connection
User avatar #2746 to #2744 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Steam -> Settings -> Downloads -> Download Region. Works for me, anyway.
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
connect to Australia, faster download and not so much lag.

And the **** is this about your flatmates bitching? They can play music or something, why should you give a **** ?
#2747 to #2745 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
DLing the game isnt a problem, its using up the internet speed with steam to play games that is
youtube doesnt eat up bandwidth like steam does
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Set up your internet account as a metered connection or some **** .
#2749 to #2748 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
head flatmate in charge of the bills is a hippy / political activist and doesnt believe in being too into the internet to get a better provider
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
Tell your flatmate that you frankly don't give two ***** about what they think, and that you want to play video games on your own computer. If she has a problem with it, just ask her what ******* right does she have to tell you what to do. If she gets pissy, have a few words with your landlord.

It's a free ******* country. Does she seriously think she has any goddamn say in what you do?
#2751 to #2750 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
ah **** , landlord is asian and hasnt been in the country for almost 2 years....and only head flatmate has their contact details

User avatar #2752 to #2751 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Request the contact details from your head flatmate, then. This is a serious concern and it needs to be addressed.
#2753 to #2752 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
and how do i force them to tell me?
theyve already been feisty over the internet use..i doubt theyre gonna hand over the details so i can rat them out
User avatar #2754 to #2753 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
So you mean to tell me that your flatmates think that just because they pay a bit more of the bills, they have the right to tell you what to do - and even denying you what you want to do in your spare time, like they own you or something. And giving you the contact details of the landlord, which any reasonable, decent person would do, is so far against their little regime that they'll deny it viciously.

Didn't you move out from Communist Germany? That level of corruption is just rank, now.
#2755 to #2754 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
we all pay equally....split the bills by the number of people here

thing is main flatmate doesnt want to pay a higher share for gaming internet and doesnt believe that others should game even if i paid the higher amount myself

only thing hes agreed to is me waiting till later at niht when hes gone to bed and not using th net i can game then
User avatar #2756 to #2755 - krasnogvardiech (08/02/2015) [-]
Why the **** would he do that? You're footing your own internet for yourself. Your account, your password. Nothing to do with him. How is he relevant whatsoever?
#2757 to #2756 - falloutsurvivor (08/02/2015) [-]
its a shared internet split over one modem / phone line
User avatar #2734 - matexius ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
Hey Kras!
Wanna go hunting when if this game turns out good in a number of updates?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=He3liV9r348
The developer's who's Ukranian gonna add multiplayer in the next update; I guess if we wait a bit and see how it turns out... It's on Steam right now for basically pocket money.
User avatar #2735 to #2734 - krasnogvardiech (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm already balls deep in Last Stand. Ask someone else.
#2731 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
cheeki breeki
#2733 to #2732 - falloutsurvivor (08/01/2015) [-]
Kras
when you go to the gay disco...do you prefer sparklers or glowsticks
#2730 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Very doubtful**
should i buy Kras a T34
#2712 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
whats new in the life of Kiwi Kras
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
Weekend is here. Time to sleep and intensify workout.

Will be getting on with my novel, or at the very least trying to.
#2714 to #2713 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
what novel?
tell me
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
The one I'm writing. Still at the very beginning of the thing due to myself being a lazy cunt.
#2716 to #2715 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
whats it about
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
People discovered magic and improved themselves massively. In the process of trying to make the earth bigger, the world blew up into tiny chunks and the oceans all flash-vaporized and massively expanded the atmospheric bubble. Gravity still applies. People live in sky-islands and get around with either aircraft (of all kinds) or teleport spells.
The main cast are still being developed/introduced, mc1 goes through trauma and work, mc2 learns more magic. Reeeal ****** up setting, it is. 12 years old is seen as the perfect time to start working.

#2718 to #2717 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
SOUNDS COOL...ID LIKE TO SEE A NOVEL LIKE THAT PUBLISHED
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
I'm still working on it ***** chill
#2720 to #2719 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
sorry i made a new reaction gif and had caps on
#2721 to #2720 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
And here I thought you jizzed.
#2722 to #2721 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Concentrate and ask again**
should i jizz on Kras
#2727 to #2724 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
time to get lucky
with Kras butt
#2723 to #2722 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls As I see it, yes**
should i jizz on Kras
#2726 to #2725 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
now change this blood drops to jizz drops
#2729 to #2728 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
the 8 ball has spoken
#2704 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
wake up Kras
#2706 to #2705 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
*prods your jiggly belly*
#2708 to #2707 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
*prods your belly*
is like balloon filled with borscht
#2710 to #2709 - falloutsurvivor (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll pokemon*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Horsea** <kras is this
#2683 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor has all the hair from head to ankles shaved off Kras body**
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Great, no need to go for that haircut.

Stubble will be a bitch, though.
#2685 to #2684 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras the human kiwifruit all stubbly
#2686 to #2685 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
ARG BLARG ZARG NARG
#2687 to #2686 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
making odd noises and pretends its speech

Kras is pinky
#2688 to #2687 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
MALKUTH YESOD HOD NETZAH TIF'ERET GEVURAH HESED DA'AT BINAH HOCKMAH KETER
#2689 to #2688 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras is summoning cthulhu?
#2690 to #2689 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
I recited the names of each sphere of the Kabbalah, you foolish slut.
#2691 to #2690 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
quoting jewish stuff?

Kras...i disappoint
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Jewish mysticism. Old, old **** from before even religion. ****** mad interesting. Or at least it was when I found it in a fan fic by an utterly fantastic author.
#2693 to #2692 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras the jewkrainian
#2694 to #2693 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Never. My faith is to the God-Emperor and the Murderkube.
#2695 to #2694 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
you and your misplaced loyalty to the corpse
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
He'd be a corpse if he was dead. Which he isn't, in his nearly-dead state. NEARLY.

Besides, both the Orkz and his Paradox Poker buddies would never let him die. Orkz because if da humiez' boss goes ded, den da 'oomies can't WAAAGH! no more. An dat's verry bad. And the other group because **** , you need SOMETHING to liven up the millenia.
#2697 to #2696 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
hes a potato in a chair

plus in one of the novels...a demon of tzeentch mentioned something about if the emperor died properly his soul would enter thee warp and destroy the chaos gods
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Shows what that faggot knows. Tzeenie's the only one keeping **** moving, and fighting off the Greenskins' reality-warping WAAAGH! ******** .

Perpetual static of eternal war? Of course that's the perfect Orkish win state.
#2699 to #2698 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
> ork truck breaks down
> ork hits it with hammer
> truck works again

> orks are russians
#2700 to #2699 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Funny, considering that a type of Imperial Guard regiment loathes them to the bitter end.
#2701 to #2700 - falloutsurvivor (07/30/2015) [-]
then theres the german orks
#2702 to #2701 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Come on, you know this guy totally nails the Space Stalin look. Or he would if he had a hat.
#2681 - falloutsurvivor (07/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls It is certain**
will Kras nuke chechnya off the face of the earth
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - krasnogvardiech (07/29/2015) [-]
When Twisted Fate had an Ionian kid. /movies/5629739/11+10+magic/#
#2669 to #2668 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
old man kras picking a slow song
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
What can I say, I like rhythm.

Manowar - Warriors of the World United [HD 720p]
#2671 to #2670 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 to #2674 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 to #2676 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2639 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
time to experiment on Kras and turn him into Omega Red
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
**** no. remove niemcy and i would say yes
#2641 to #2640 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
Kras will be soviet super soldier
#2642 to #2641 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
wait ****

thought you meant the nazi enemy of captain america

pic unrelated
#2643 to #2642 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
no not red skull you basic potato
OMEGA RED
#2644 to #2643 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
i'M not basic

im acidic
#2645 to #2644 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 3**
Kras is:
1: alkaline
2: neutral
3: acidic
#2647 to #2645 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
Whaddid I sai?
#2649 to #2647 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 1:
never trust a russian and always seek a second opinion
User avatar #2651 to #2649 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 2:
never trust a russian, unless you are trusting them to **** **** up.
User avatar #2659 to #2655 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
yaaaasssss

rule 3:
never trust a russian. It is considered rude to immediately assume they will not backstab you in some form. Always keep your own assets in mind.
#2650 to #2648 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Rifts™.**
Kras is god of this
#2652 to #2650 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
And open up anomalies?

It's like you want New Zealand to become a new Zone.
#2653 to #2652 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
kras and rifts
#2656 to #2654 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
wanna see somehing strange
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
go on

but know i will be collapsing from fatigue in a couple of mins
#2660 to #2658 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
******* boring

get that tame **** out of my face
#2662 to #2661 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I thought you chaos types were supposed to have a little Slaanesh in you?

Боже мой, it's like you WANT to be forever vanilla.

well-made pictures, could use improvement, but well made still. Yours?
#2665 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
what kinda porn is Kras into
#2663 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor (07/24/2015) [-]
i commissioned them, so yeah kinda mine

User avatar #2666 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm off.

may Putin not kill you for another day.
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
niiice

not my cup of tea though. I'm fukken picky about everything of mine.
#2629 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
one day the KGB got a call from a random citizen
"comrades, i think my neighbor has stolen gold buried in his back yard"

the KGB storm the neighbors house, and begin digging up the back yard.....after an hour and the whole back yard is dug up, they cant find anything and leave

the neighbor leans over the fence and tells his neighbour "there yo go, its all dug up ready for you to plant potatoes....tomorrow you can call them to dig my back yard
User avatar #2630 to #2629 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
The same joke was told, except it was a kid who was in prison who couldn't come over to break the hard clay of his grandfather's yard for the old man. He told the old man "don't dig up the tomato patch, that's where I hid the body". Police storm the area, dig up the patch, but find no body. Kid says "There papa, that's the best I could do under the circumstances."
#2631 to #2630 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
lets do the Kas dance
#2633 to #2632 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasno Fortress
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
I won't deny it.
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Fukken fantastic.
#2637 to #2636 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Kras may not live in motherland but motherland lives inside him
#2620 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
КАТЮШA (Katyusha) - Red Army Choir

Спой со мной
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
*Спокий в мине
#2622 to #2621 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
что?
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Я не думал, извини.
#2624 to #2623 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasnogvardiech является картофель
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
At least I don't have as many chromosomes as one.
#2626 to #2625 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
soviet kras
only one potato
only on chromosome
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
But is not potato, is secret police
#2628 to #2627 - falloutsurvivor (07/19/2015) [-]
crap that reminds me of a joke
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Top one. Bottom is an old account which I ****** up in using.
User avatar #2610 to #2609 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
nah m8

just forgot password.
#2611 to #2610 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
and you didnt have the safety of sending a password reminder to your email?
User avatar #2612 to #2611 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
I was a retard.
#2613 to #2612 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
krasnogvardiech не умный человек
User avatar #2614 to #2613 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
kek

yep

You get my gift thing?
User avatar #2616 to #2615 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
all good mate
#2617 to #2616 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
saying mate
like a kiwi

Krasno is losing his sovietness
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
tovarisch takes too long to type. In that space of time someone could have one-shotted my character in Last Stand.

That's where I'll be. Lord General character.
#2619 to #2618 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
what about comrade
or друг
#2602 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
that moment when america likes to boast about how big its country is
User avatar #2603 to #2602 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Also the moment when they dropped the soap.

Bubba the Butt Blaster isn't around, but Boris will be more than happy to fill that role.
#2590 - matexius ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Basketballs? Seriously?
User avatar #2596 to #2594 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
I WANT TO DRIBBLE ONE ALL OVER THEM AND KNOCK THEM ALL DOWN
#2581 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
Kras potato
#2583 to #2582 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Tabasco in your pee-hole.**
why is kras potato
User avatar #2584 to #2583 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Just had to squeeze it all up in there.
#2585 to #2584 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
hot sauce up your dick

Kras is doing KGB torture on himself?
#2586 to #2585 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Took me months to stretch it all out.

Gotta grind the CON score, m80
#2587 to #2586 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
> Kras half dead
> cannot register pleasure or pain

Kras confirmed Death Guard
#2588 to #2587 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
No, just an Imperial Infantryman. You have to be dead to sensation to stand against the voices for too long.
#2597 to #2595 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.**
what is Kras military specialty
User avatar #2598 to #2597 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Speciality? Never. Maybe as an inspirational figure, but he's not worth the effort to specialize a career around.
#2599 to #2598 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
Kommissar Kras with flag and gun

if he cant inspire patriotism he inspires FEAR
#2600 to #2599 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Whichever works, I'm not picky.

What about you? Konrad fukken Curze. Dying ain't much of a living, huh?

I know this is Lupercal, but I lost my other **** of you.
#2601 to #2600 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
i died knowing the only reason i did was because i LET it happen

the false emperor sent so many assassins to kill me...they all failed
its only the one i let do it who could
User avatar #2604 to #2601 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
And let's face it, you banged her beforehand too.

In other matters, do you have Steam and DoW2: Retribution?
#2605 to #2604 - falloutsurvivor (07/18/2015) [-]
got steam but not DoW2
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
gimme ur Steam bruh
#2580 - falloutsurvivor (07/17/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls All my friends dying.**
how will Kras come back as a zombie
#2570 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
KRASSLE
speak to me
User avatar #2571 to #2570 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm here, what's exploding outside what the mission parameters say is supposed to be?
#2572 to #2571 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
i feel the need to send you back in time to fight the battle of stalingrad

#2573 to #2572 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
You say that like I'm not already there.
#2574 to #2573 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
and you need to watch dead snow 1-2
2 has zombie russians
#2575 to #2574 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
"Reporting for duty"

"Tovarisch, you are dead."

"Da. But I am still reporting for duty."

Dedication, even by Russian standards.
#2576 to #2575 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
do you know how to turn movies into gifs
< this would be a perfect "you came to the wrong neighborhood, ************ ", reaction

Dead Snow 2 - Russian Entrance
#2578 to #2577 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
where will Kras' zombies invade first
#2579 to #2578 - falloutsurvivor (07/16/2015) [-]
isnt that alan alda from mash

aka Kras invading usa

World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic
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