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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#36 - Bless ye. 06/22/2016 on cute RWBY comp23: Velvet x... +1
#2 - It's nice to see that her Stand takes after her style so much.… 06/22/2016 on Wowee 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (27 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Hit that btch while I'm... +311
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#40 - latadam (06/23/2016) [-]
At 00:01, if you listen really good, you can hear him say "Nazis"
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#36 - kurbeh (06/23/2016) [-]
And a Heiled fucking Hitler to you too, Kamerad.
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#35 - sphincterface (06/23/2016) [-]
....I'm scared.
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#25 - sunfag (06/22/2016) [-]
This webm gave me a good impression of how fucked German (Spongebob) must sound to you guys
#24 - topcommentmime (06/22/2016) [-]
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#17 - crackalacking (06/22/2016) [-]
In all seriousness, it was immensely satisfying to see Spongebob flip out against that greedy bastard after taking enough of his and Squidward's shit.
#41 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
Are you serious?

Spongebob has been and always will be the biggest asshole in the show.
#18 - tacticalbacon (06/22/2016) [-]
which episode?
#23 - tacticalbacon (06/22/2016) [-]
thanks my dude
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#16 - thejusticar (06/22/2016) [-]
Jesus christ SSpongebob SSquarepants. Calm down
#15 - easycheesy (06/22/2016) [-]
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#13 - tenaciouslee (06/22/2016) [-]
Here we see SS Sturmfuhrer Spongeheim choking out lowly Jew Hymie Krabstein for hiding his shekels.
#5 - erotictentacle (06/22/2016) [-]
i grew up with that version.

I feel im missing out on the effect of German when you don't understand and are familiar with it....
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#10 - muffincannibal (06/22/2016) [-]
I always thought it was edited. This makes it 10x better
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#12 - erotictentacle (06/22/2016) [-]
it is edited.
The end where everything's magnified isn't actually there
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#6 - repitem (06/22/2016) [-]
Oh you poor person.You have no idea just how much you're missing out.It can't be put into words
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#7 - erotictentacle (06/22/2016) [-]
But, when i go back to spain, and girls as usual go all "say something in german!" and i do, they all go like "HIIIHIHIHIHIIIHIIHIHIHIII! That's so cool~!" because spanish girls aren't already easy enough

On the other side, since i grew up with swiss german, if i go to germany, people call my german cancerous. But they at least give credit for trying~
#32 - therealbadman (06/23/2016) [-]
I speak German and I can confirm that your dialect sounds weird as fuck lol
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#33 - erotictentacle (06/23/2016) [-]
Yeah, but its so beautifully comfy to speak~
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#14 - radicalkid (06/22/2016) [-]
So you know three languages English, Spanish, and German or do the people from Spain learn English?
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#26 - erotictentacle (06/22/2016) [-]
Well, technically i know 5 languages: German, English, Spanish, French and Italian skill in them is in that order too
I was born and raised in switzerland, which doesn't grant citizenship here, so i learned english here.
I can also assure you that the average spanish population speaks some really shitty english.....
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#8 - repitem (06/22/2016) [-]
How much is swiss german different from traditional german?
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#9 - erotictentacle (06/22/2016) [-]
The dialect itself is different. They can understand it somewhat, but apart from a few rare words and some french, its recognisable.

But if you mean when swiss people talk german-german so cancerous, its because prettymuch no switzer uses it in his free time. Only at school to write, as the dialects don't have any set-up rules.
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#2 - pizzaweed (06/22/2016) [-]
That was terrifying.





and oddly hilarious
#3 - anon (06/22/2016) [-]
And arousing
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#4 - pizzaweed (06/22/2016) [-]
Well that goes without saying
#3 - A banana is fine. 06/22/2016 on Don't disrespect the first... 0
#14 - As with all abridged series, Code Ment redeems it. 06/22/2016 on recomendations 0
#5 - Picture 06/22/2016 on Eurobeat webm comp 6 0
#26 - Picture 06/22/2016 on This anime was/is the best +3
#30 - MONTY!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2016 on cute RWBY comp23: Velvet x... 0
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#35 - pringlord (06/22/2016) [-]
this is a schedule, not a vote list.
#36 - krasnogvardiech (06/22/2016) [-]
Bless ye.
#56 - >> #14 , 06/21/2016 on oh danse +1
#55 - Picture 06/21/2016 on oh danse +1