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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#24 - krasnogvardiech (11/29/2015) [-]
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#46 - thycupcake (11/29/2015) [-]
can'tdoanythingwhilestunned.jpg
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#39 - aximil (11/29/2015) [-]
"Are they stunned?" No. "Yes they are."

That's glorious. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.
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#37 - RisenLichen (11/29/2015) [-]
Riot knew what they were doing with that
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#34 - paraxo (11/29/2015) [-]
porn when
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#64 - tmgrskat (11/29/2015) [-]
zaun-underground or zaunderground
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#48 - retentions (11/29/2015) [-]
never because the guy can only draw cock teases
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#63 - tmgrskat (11/29/2015) [-]
zaunderground does draw stuff m8
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#65 - retentions (11/29/2015) [-]
fooled me at first too but it aint zaunderground its farahboom.deviantart.com/
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#66 - tmgrskat (11/29/2015) [-]
Well this guy doesn't do r34 so that's why it fooled me. I've seen almost every piece of league r34 in the past 6 months and still going strong
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#46 - thycupcake (11/29/2015) [-]
can'tdoanythingwhilestunned.jpg
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#39 - aximil (11/29/2015) [-]
"Are they stunned?" No. "Yes they are."

That's glorious. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.
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#134 - teratorn (11/28/2015) [-]
Do you have the one "I imagine having sex with earth when earthquake happen"?
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#134 - teratorn (11/28/2015) [-]
Do you have the one "I imagine having sex with earth when earthquake happen"?
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#134 - teratorn (11/28/2015) [-]
Do you have the one "I imagine having sex with earth when earthquake happen"?
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#134 - teratorn (11/28/2015) [-]
Do you have the one "I imagine having sex with earth when earthquake happen"?
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#153 - OneOfTheM (11/24/2015) [-]
what's that song?
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#159 - OneOfTheM (11/24/2015) [-]
Halo 2 Soundtrack - Unforgotten jk i found it
#181 - mcnizzlezz (11/24/2015) [-]
Actually Halo 3 - Never Forget
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#182 - OneOfTheM (11/25/2015) [-]
They're similar songs but have different keys and piano parts
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#115 - harbingerwolf (11/24/2015) [-]
Thats some robocop level shit right there.
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#92 - duelknight (11/24/2015) [-]
that was probably luck, not to insult how good he is or anything but that genuinely looks like it was a lucky shot
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#178 - doctorprofessornv (11/24/2015) [-]
There's no way it wasn't a lucky shot. For him to be able to just turn around, judge all those richocet angles, and get a perfect headshot in what looked like less than a second would have required literal superhuman reflexes and calculation ability. even getting a single richocet kill is very hard and takes a ton of skill and practice. And this was in Halo 3, when the terrain hitboxes were still kind of sketchy, and before they added the very slight bullet magnetism that exist in newer titles.
Still, I'm sure he will never forget that shot, for it is only so often that the game gods decide to shine down divine providence upon a lucky few.
#179 - duelknight (11/24/2015) [-]
Idunno, he might be cuhrayzee enough to do it.
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#96 - hopporto (11/24/2015) [-]
>probably
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#100 - duelknight (11/24/2015) [-]
Did i misspell it or something?
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#107 - metalexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
He's implying that it was a lucky shot for sure, not probably.
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#108 - duelknight (11/24/2015) [-]
Well given his record of crazy shots i wouldn't rule it out, i don't play halo at all so i don't know how the metagame is or if tricks like this are just advanced techs like bouncing grenades off walls in CS
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#110 - metalexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
Being honest, that's not something you could do on purpose. There's a lot of random variables. Or... OR... maybe he tried a shitton of times, recording all of them and only uploading the good ones. But I don't know, it still seems a lot of luck to me.
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#111 - duelknight (11/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, especially the way he pulled the trigger the moment he hit a spot where he thought the enemy was.
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#55 - advice (11/24/2015) [-]
shit like this is so amazing, and then there are some people who suicide to a traffic cone
#70 - rollfourexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
When death-by-traffic-cone started happening it got really popular. Even Bungie was astounded that it could happen in their game! I can't remember clearly since it was so long ago but I think they added something called "Classified Kills" in an update to keep track of prop deaths.
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#27 - digitalpariah (11/24/2015) [-]
I remember seeing this when it was first popular on the file share. God, that was almost a decade ago...
#87 - rollfourexplain (11/24/2015) [-]
Me too. I remember it too. I don't know if I read about it on the forums first or found it in someone's file share in the game, but it was pretty astounding.

I really wish Microsoft would port Halo 3 to the PC. I hear that the community hack of the Russian Halo free to play PC game is going really well.
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#134 - kunterz (11/24/2015) [-]
Any link to the game?
#35 - obxgamer (11/24/2015) [-]
halo 3 was a time that should've never ended
#185 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
Halo 3 was the first game I got on the 360 back in 2007. I got to play it again on the MCC, and that alone made the purchase worth it. Going through the campaign on Legendary again with my little brother, playing CTF on Longshore or Avalanche, and Team Slayer on Guardian and Construct were amongst the most fun I've ever had playing video games. Even now, with 2007 graphics I enjoy it a hell of a lot more than almost every currently released game. Halo in general has always been special for me; every time I hear those monk chants, I actually feel something in my chest.
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#142 - strangesir (11/24/2015) [-]
Halo 4 would've been a decent bit better if the fuckers let you be the Covenant still.
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#60 - sptnfouroneseven (11/24/2015) [-]
God if Halo 3 was still popular and I had XBL gold... I'd still play, god knows I would.
#54 - schindewolforch (11/24/2015) [-]
golden age of online gaming
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**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Dem Asian girls giving me super boners man!
#52 - ugoboom (11/24/2015) [-]
true that brother
anyone remember this shit
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#71 - wraithguard (11/24/2015) [-]
Those really were the days. I'm really glad that it all happened right as I was growing up too.
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#63 - vit (11/24/2015) [-]
oh my YES the file share screenshots! Totally forgot about those!
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#3176 - omarakbar
(05/25/2016) [-]
Kras has no chill
Ukraine is game to you
#3177 to #3176 - krasnogvardiech
(05/25/2016) [-]
ayyy

dats me
#3178 to #3177 - omarakbar
(05/25/2016) [-]
> invaded by russia
> invaded by germany
> invaded by russia again
> invaded by america

ukraine not weak, ukraine survive so many invasions
#3179 to #3178 - krasnogvardiech
(22 hours ago) [-]
Birds fly. Sun shines. Germany raises great leaders.

>Erwin Rommel
>Otto von Bismarck
>Siegfried Barbarossa

All of these told the politicians to go **** themselves. All of these Made Germany Great Again.

Soon, my Central Yuropanbro. Soon.
#3175 - matexius
(05/21/2016) [-]
Krasle, I have a challenge/question for you.
What would be your ideal video-game? The one that you'd never get tired of; that accustomed to your every interest and passion.
You can use parts of other games if you want for describing.

Also, I didn't know Falmer were Slavs... Look at him, just barely holding onto the counter...

#3180 to #3175 - krasnogvardiech
(22 hours ago) [-]
Sup, man. I didn't notice this until now.

The closest thing that ever came to a 'favorite' game for me is Supreme Commander II and its GOG expansion mod which took things back to a Forged Alliance style of things.

The Battlefield and Command & Conquer games take a pretty good standing for me, if only for nostalgia's sake.
#3171 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
you must cossack dance
#3172 to #3171 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
later

for now

Dark Souls awaits me
#3173 to #3172 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
you died
#3159 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
Krasputitsa
tell me of your gaming... tell me war stories
#3160 to #3159 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
I have no stories. Only ********.
>be me, a while back
>playing in an internet cafe downtown
>Battlefield 2 cuz why not
>playing german-made map, Black Hawk Down style where we capture crashed points
>playing USA
>team rolling down the center, taking heavy casualties and generally not making much headway
>be me, inna Abrams
>decide to sneak around enemy
>go to the side alleys, expert maneuvering lets me move to cap a few points
>enemy flails trying to figure out who the **** is capping their points
>their fw SURPRISE TANK IN CRAMPED SIDE ALLEY
>I loop around and flatten more than a few of them
>most of enemy team switches to antitanks
>tfw my team starts mopping the floor with support LMGs aplenty
>tfw we flattened them with 415 tickets remaining
>tfw tankery

Considering getting World of Tanks for that very reason.
#3161 to #3160 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
krasno zhukov the tank officer
#3163 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
Battlefield games are always good for tankery, no?
#3164 to #3163 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
yet to see how things go with BF1 tanks

especially your WTF russian tanks
#3165 to #3164 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
There were crazier.
#3167 to #3165 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
those were more practical

what the hell do huge bicycle wheels do
#3168 to #3167 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
They don't get caught in trenches, apparently. That's what the huge bloody things were made for.

Howzit?
#3169 to #3168 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
just do things the russian way

throw enough men on the front till the bodies fill the trenches
#3170 to #3169 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
That would be the Kriegsman way.
#3162 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
da

also

>be me, fukken ages back
>get invited to hang at an internet cafe and play the store's modded BF2
>older boys mostly, but I accept anyway
>I get in onto the Iraqi team
>we play some ****** trailer map for starters, I get my ass handed to me
>then to a vehicle heavy map
>tfw there were helicopters
>tfw there were gunships
>tfw there was the ************* HIND-D
>take one and hop to the skies
>all the other idiots flail around with tactical infantry ****
>I just fly around and rain death from above
>most other players had 20ish kills at the end,
>I had 164
>became the designated airman in the next month's worth of games
#3158 - omarakbar
(05/16/2016) [-]
Krassle dazzle

tell me what you know of WW1
i need stuff to make a WW1 comic an need ruski information
#3156 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
how to make cheap booze:

fill a barrel with water and dunk kras in like a teabag.... his natural alcoholic sweat will turn the water to vodka
#3157 to #3156 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
>relying on body fluids
>not using Woozy Aura

It's like you're not even one of the faithful.
#3153 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
KRASSLE
its your day

SING kras
SING

National Anthem of USSR
#3154 to #3153 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
YOUR DAY TOO, GERMON

Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen
#3155 to #3154 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
after whats going on in germany now, im taking to my polish side, bratishka
#3152 - omarakbar
(05/06/2016) [-]
soon
Krasnos people will be called to rescue europe from the kebabs

Gamehelpercom  WiC Soviet Assault TrailerNew
#3147 - omarakbar
(05/04/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**omarakbar rolls Clams.**
how will Krasputin kill islam
#3148 to #3147 - krasnogvardiech
(05/04/2016) [-]
With clam gun on the shooter car I can remove the kebab.

Victory is mine.
#3149 to #3148 - omarakbar
(05/05/2016) [-]
> kebabs invade motherland
> Kras shows no mercy


красный медведь будит
#3150 to #3149 - krasnogvardiech
(05/05/2016) [-]
удалить кебаб удалить кебаб
Шашлык является гадость
#3151 to #3150 - omarakbar
(05/05/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**omarakbar rolls Ask again later**
is Kras really a kebab in disguise
#3142 - omarakbar
(04/27/2016) [-]
wai ruzzki bro never talk to me
#3143 to #3142 - krasnogvardiech
(04/27/2016) [-]
I talk back good. Just do so through messages, I'm a bit busy now man.
#3144 to #3143 - omarakbar
(04/27/2016) [-]
youre turning into shekelnator

"im busy im busy"
#3145 to #3144 - krasnogvardiech
(04/28/2016) [-]
IRL stuff is IRL stuff, man. **** needs taken care of, period, end of story.
#3146 to #3145 - omarakbar
(04/28/2016) [-]
kras gonna go all jack nicholson

all work and no play makes boris a dull boy
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