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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#93 - LOOK AT THIS THING. How can you think this is even remotely harmful? 06/15/2016 on Trainers Of Overwatch +1
#91 - And this.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2016 on Trainers Of Overwatch 0
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#92 - shadowkingdr (06/15/2016) [-]
well they are not thaaat far apart
#93 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2016) [-]
LOOK AT THIS THING. How can you think this is even remotely harmful?
#90 - Well, it's sure nice to know your eyesight's not failing. And … 06/15/2016 on Trainers Of Overwatch +1
#85 - AGGRON. Not Angron. One's a metal plated dinosaur, th…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2016 on Trainers Of Overwatch 0
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#88 - shadowkingdr (06/15/2016) [-]
aggron is not a word in my chrome dictionary but Angron is, auto corrected it
#91 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2016) [-]
And this.
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#92 - shadowkingdr (06/15/2016) [-]
well they are not thaaat far apart
#93 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2016) [-]
LOOK AT THIS THING. How can you think this is even remotely harmful?
#90 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2016) [-]
Well, it's sure nice to know your eyesight's not failing. And that you can tell the difference between this:
#84 - shialabeouf.meme 06/15/2016 on Trainers Of Overwatch +1
#260 - This kind of behaviour would be called 'mighty white' by a lot… 06/15/2016 on I need a girl like this +6
#44 - Reinhardt continues to be the best.  [+] (14 new replies) 06/15/2016 on Trainers Of Overwatch +6
#53 - skebaba (06/15/2016) [-]
Can you recommend a game with ALL pokemons that is a multi-player game?
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#57 - servernotfound (06/15/2016) [-]
Always go for the latest - Pokemon omega Ruby and alpha sapphire. Pokemon sun and moon come out at the end of the year though.
If you don't have a 3ds, pokemonshowdown.com is a free online battling simulator but it has a steep learning curve
#70 - skebaba (06/15/2016) [-]
Does it allow ONLINE multiplayer with all pokemon in existence? I hate the DS games because of the lack of online multiplayer.
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#61 - aximil (06/15/2016) [-]
It's also probably not what they're after. It looks like skebaba wants to actually play the game.
#71 - skebaba (06/15/2016) [-]
Indeed. I want to play ONLINE multiplayer pokemon duels with all pokemons to choose from against other players.
#72 - skebaba (06/15/2016) [-]
I read that there is some kind of a online Pokemon card-game, like those collector cards we used to collect as kids. Might try that if nothing else.
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#73 - aximil (06/15/2016) [-]

Try that. It's still in BETA but it's pretty much exactly what you're looking for.
#79 - skebaba (06/15/2016) [-]
Trying it out now. Thanks m8.
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#49 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2016) [-]
All I see is "Rock-type" and Grass Master Race rings in my ears.
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#60 - aximil (06/15/2016) [-]
So you're blinded to the Steel typing that makes it neutral to your attacks instead of taking super effective damage? Fighting and Ground are what you're looking for to be super effective on Aggron.
#63 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2016) [-]
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#65 - aximil (06/15/2016) [-]
Don't be dumb. At least use options like Torterra or Breloom to deal with Aggron.
#66 - subaqueousreach (06/15/2016) [-]
Why would I choose anything less than #1?
#45 - wattlegobbler (06/15/2016) [-]
Especially since the fairy ourbreak. One shielddash and they are puddin. They to kill my absol now you piece of $%#¥
#3237 - Am never having made borscht. Is of pelmenyi making season.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2016 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#3238 - omarakbar (06/15/2016) [-]
then i claims that

your pelmenyi and your booze
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#3239 - krasnogvardiech (06/16/2016) [-]
You can try

I will borrow guns from IVAN and stop you
#3240 - omarakbar (06/16/2016) [-]
you shoot comrades?\

you traitor
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#3241 - krasnogvardiech (06/16/2016) [-]
I am of not let you take what is mine

make yuor ownings
#3242 - omarakbar (06/16/2016) [-]
you of ukraine
EVERYONE walk in and take what they want of you
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#3243 - krasnogvardiech (06/17/2016) [-]
And we have weapon to attack back

Take it from my cold, dead hands surrounded by spent casings and broken knives
#9 - Accurate. Still a nice place to be, if you go to the …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2016 on Daily Reminder 0
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#15 - ruba (06/15/2016) [-]

I can't wait for when NATO and the US (for all that is worth) get tired of Putin's bullshit and annex Russia.
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#16 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2016) [-]
That won't be easy, by any means. Simply too much resistance all around. And also, it'll open up a chance for even more of the Russian men to get militant/criminal, if they aren't already.
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#17 - ruba (06/15/2016) [-]
Good, they'll get killed off and stop polluting the gene pool.

The kind of mentality they carry is not fit for modern society, and war is kind of the ultimate tool to kill off carriers of aggressive genes.
#18 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2016) [-]
And it will arise again from the very same sources. People were fighting long before the century or so that the world could even remotely be considered modern, or civilized.
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#19 - ruba (06/15/2016) [-]
I know.

But fewer aggressive genes in the gene pool means very slightly less chance of them being pronounced.

It's just statistics.

Not to mention, the kind of delusions that Russian men and Russians in general have can't be fixed with anything other than the systematic deconstruction of their culture.

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#21 - krasnogvardiech (06/16/2016) [-]
So you mean to tell me that you want thousands of people to be slaughtered for the very small chance that those who come afterward won't take on a certain path of action, because you believe they're delusionary and deserve their entire culture systematically deconstructed.

I would call you childish, but frankly I'd like to see the same shit happen to Islam, so there's that.
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#22 - ruba (06/16/2016) [-]
I'm simply stating the facts, that people with aggressive genes are more likely to go to war, die in that war, and cease polluting the gene pool.

Islam is actually a good comparison, it's the same mentality.

Engrained from birth to the point where even thinking that something else might be the case is unthinkable.

And if I had to pick between mudslimes and russians, I'd have the shitty russians and shitty mudslimes kill eachother off while the salvageable ones are integrated into modern society.

Because, y'know. Nuance exists.
#6 - This takes things from the 50's, though. When people knew how … 06/15/2016 on Fallout Logic +32