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|#15 - Emperor beats him by a long shot [+] (2 new replies)||04/25/2014 on warhammer 40k||0|
|#13 - Tau are ghey. Since when were you a stickler for the vagina-faces? [+] (4 new replies)||04/25/2014 on warhammer 40k||0|
|#12 - Also, expanding on the Emperor one. + His psyker powe…||04/25/2014 on warhammer 40k||+1|
|#10 - derpwolf, I summon thee. I pick the Emperor and the G… [+] (7 new replies)||04/25/2014 on warhammer 40k||+1|
#12 - krasnogvardiech (04/25/2014) [-]
Also, expanding on the Emperor one.
+ His psyker powers are so damn strong just being around him pretty much guarantees you won't be eaten alive
+ He's the head of the entire Imperium, means he can get you all sorts of contacts and good shit if you want to get a career
- He's always busy and can rarely hang out in person
+ He can talk to you telepathically over pretty much any distance
+ He knows literally every single technology and advancement in the history of humankind, so he can help you with any conceivable problem you present him with.
+ Best. Drinking bro. Ever.
- You'll be flat-out ignored if you go anywhere with him and you'll have to put up with having armed bodyguards and people recording and watching your every move
- (?) If you catch him in the few rare moments when he's not busy and being introspective, he will open up to you. This means the entirety of his problems - namely, being space wizard Jesus and dealing with shit that will just flat-out blow your mind.
- You will have to put up with constant (and we mean CONSTANT) assassination attempts from the likes of Chaos and Xenos, to say nothing of the Officio Assassinorum and the other such personal assassins of the ruling elite...
+ If you survive long enough around him, you will meet the most fantastic people (war heroes, saints, awesome generals and the like) and they will also become bros you can hang with
- You know the guy which is just better than you in every way, despite not even attempting to be? Magnify that by about a billion. This is him.
+ The entire force of the Adeptus Custodes available to hang with at any time. They know how to play every single drinking game in existence. They may also become bros.
+ Can hook you up with the most fantastic technology in the Imperium of Man, if you prove yourself good enough to know how to use it
+ Just being around him changes you for the better-you pretty much never get sick, wounds heal quickly
- Will never give you up or let you down
|#6 - **krasnogvardiech rolled image ** There we go.||04/25/2014 on (untitled)||0|
|#5 - **krasnogvardiech rolled image ** Dammit. [+] (1 new reply)||04/25/2014 on (untitled)||0|
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|#41 - If we made a world sandwich, it would be sandwich with most of…||04/25/2014 on See description||0|
|#39 - Yes? [+] (2 new replies)||04/25/2014 on See description||0|
|#8580038 - I'm not sure if you're aware, sir, but this regiment don't giv…||04/24/2014 on retard forum||0|
|#8579897 - That got really confusing, really fast. Where do the Astartes … [+] (2 new replies)||04/24/2014 on retard forum||0|
|#8579877 - We're called MANkind for a reason, sir. [+] (1 new reply)||04/24/2014 on retard forum||0|
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|#8579835 - Another one, sir? You honor me! I hold no illusions a… [+] (7 new replies)||04/24/2014 on retard forum||0|
|#8579813 - I reckon the Basilisks can take care of those buggers. And oth… [+] (9 new replies)||04/24/2014 on retard forum||+1|
|#8579783 - As I said sir, we've got the Plasma guns. I don't see an issue. [+] (11 new replies)||04/24/2014 on retard forum||0|
|#8579766 - Daemons, sir? We've got the Plasma gun contingencies if that's… [+] (13 new replies)||04/24/2014 on retard forum||0|
|#8579752 - Capturing it was easy. Holding it will be hard. [+] (15 new replies)||04/24/2014 on retard forum||0|
|#8579727 - Imperial Guard reporting for duty, sir! [+] (17 new replies)||04/24/2014 on retard forum||0|
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