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krasnogvardiech

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Do you call something the best because it's legitimately better-constructed, or because you like it more?comment
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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

latest user's comments

#26 - oh comrade, I am having much to tell you...  [+] (10 new replies) 04/14/2015 on YLYL 0
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#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on YLYL +3
User avatar #38 - semilunarknight (04/14/2015) [-]
That was funny. Also, who is that?
#70 - Minecraft. Not even once. 04/14/2015 on Homo Nazi Midget Porn -1
#284 - Found the masochist. 04/14/2015 on Dear fucking god why!? +1
#2189 - And just about anywhere else.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2190 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
#2187 - DA And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2188 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
#2185 - *like a Cossack And i say **** them, I fight t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2186 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
go to war as 100% russian
#2187 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
DA

And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.
#2188 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
#2183 - My ancestors and heroes are looking down upon me. I must cheek…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/14/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2184 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
your ancestors would say "the fuck are you using a gun you pussy....charge in with swords drawn like a real ruski warrior"
User avatar #2185 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
*like a Cossack

And i say fuck them, I fight the way that is effective.
#2186 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
go to war as 100% russian
#2187 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
DA

And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.
#2188 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
#2181 - I'm going to go shooting in about two hours. And I intend to g…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/14/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2182 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> russian
> giving a shit about accuracy

lel
User avatar #2183 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
My ancestors and heroes are looking down upon me. I must cheeki the breeki and ooga the chaka.
#2184 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
your ancestors would say "the fuck are you using a gun you pussy....charge in with swords drawn like a real ruski warrior"
User avatar #2185 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
*like a Cossack

And i say fuck them, I fight the way that is effective.
#2186 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
go to war as 100% russian
#2187 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
DA

And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.
#2188 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
#2179 - Ничего важности  [+] (11 new replies) 04/14/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2180 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> in NZ
> doing nothing important

so relevant
User avatar #2181 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm going to go shooting in about two hours. And I intend to get above 100 points this time.

I swear upon the Emperor, the Murderkube and Ireland.
#2182 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> russian
> giving a shit about accuracy

lel
User avatar #2183 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
My ancestors and heroes are looking down upon me. I must cheeki the breeki and ooga the chaka.
#2184 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
your ancestors would say "the fuck are you using a gun you pussy....charge in with swords drawn like a real ruski warrior"
User avatar #2185 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
*like a Cossack

And i say fuck them, I fight the way that is effective.
#2186 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
go to war as 100% russian
#2187 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
DA

And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.
#2188 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
#2177 - Guten tag.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/14/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2178 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
wie gehts kamerad Kras
User avatar #2179 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
Ничего важности
#2180 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> in NZ
> doing nothing important

so relevant
User avatar #2181 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm going to go shooting in about two hours. And I intend to get above 100 points this time.

I swear upon the Emperor, the Murderkube and Ireland.
#2182 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> russian
> giving a shit about accuracy

lel
User avatar #2183 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
My ancestors and heroes are looking down upon me. I must cheeki the breeki and ooga the chaka.
#2184 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
your ancestors would say "the fuck are you using a gun you pussy....charge in with swords drawn like a real ruski warrior"
User avatar #2185 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
*like a Cossack

And i say fuck them, I fight the way that is effective.
#2186 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
go to war as 100% russian
#2187 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
DA

And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.
#2188 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
#10 - "You're on K-DST-" [BADOOMBABOOMBOOMBOOM… 04/13/2015 on ''Stealth'' +8
#6 - Picture 04/13/2015 on Damn you, George +71
#8 - South Park. 04/13/2015 on The Simpsons Flubs +3
#16 - Yuo see Ivan When you are of monster You can… 04/13/2015 on Panorama Fails/Wins +3
#15 - When you O'd but she still lickin 04/13/2015 on Panorama Fails/Wins 0
#12 - So this is what happens in the European areas of all those sam… 04/13/2015 on I hate it when this happens +2
#66 - Is that the best insult you have? You politician . 04/13/2015 on admin insults you 0
#79 - I'd imagine so, after that much explosive. Any bigger… 04/13/2015 on Mighty SCP spooks 0
#73 - But has anyone tried putting many, many, many, many , MANY st…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Mighty SCP spooks +2
User avatar #78 - frenzyhero (04/13/2015) [-]
This SCP was terminated.
User avatar #79 - krasnogvardiech (04/13/2015) [-]
I'd imagine so, after that much explosive.

Any bigger dakka and we'd be reaching into planet-killer territory.
#13 - And today, your roll was good. So it is said, so it shall be. 04/12/2015 on The problem with feminists +4
#107 - Not easy if one is in a country where getting a gun is easier … 04/12/2015 on Getting roasted +3
#586329 - [SCREAMING] 04/12/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#586309 - ******* BRING IT U SOFT CUNT OIL REK U AN YER TOTS  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#586325 - syrianbro (04/12/2015) [-]
aight m8 just calm down...im just kiddin.
#586329 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
[SCREAMING]
#9 - I would probably end up being your Buddy. Your crazy B…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Is bendingtime still relevant? +52
#113 - anon (04/13/2015) [-]
How is that Mortiarty and sherlock?
#85 - MrKittyKat (04/12/2015) [-]
I want you as a bro :C
#73 - vgamefrk (04/12/2015) [-]
I dont feel that way about solaire. I'm glad I got that sunbro covering my back.
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#2731 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
cheeki breeki
#2733 to #2732 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Kras
when you go to the gay disco...do you prefer sparklers or glowsticks
#2730 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Very doubtful**
should i buy Kras a T34
#2712 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
whats new in the life of Kiwi Kras
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
Weekend is here. Time to sleep and intensify workout.

Will be getting on with my novel, or at the very least trying to.
#2714 to #2713 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
what novel?
tell me
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
The one I'm writing. Still at the very beginning of the thing due to myself being a lazy cunt.
#2716 to #2715 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
whats it about
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
People discovered magic and improved themselves massively. In the process of trying to make the earth bigger, the world blew up into tiny chunks and the oceans all flash-vaporized and massively expanded the atmospheric bubble. Gravity still applies. People live in sky-islands and get around with either aircraft (of all kinds) or teleport spells.
The main cast are still being developed/introduced, mc1 goes through trauma and work, mc2 learns more magic. Reeeal ****** up setting, it is. 12 years old is seen as the perfect time to start working.

#2718 to #2717 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
SOUNDS COOL...ID LIKE TO SEE A NOVEL LIKE THAT PUBLISHED
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
I'm still working on it ***** chill
#2720 to #2719 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
sorry i made a new reaction gif and had caps on
#2721 to #2720 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2015) [-]
And here I thought you jizzed.
#2722 to #2721 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Concentrate and ask again**
should i jizz on Kras
#2727 to #2724 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
time to get lucky
with Kras butt
#2723 to #2722 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls As I see it, yes**
should i jizz on Kras
#2726 to #2725 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
now change this blood drops to jizz drops
#2729 to #2728 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
the 8 ball has spoken
#2704 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
wake up Kras
#2706 to #2705 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
*prods your jiggly belly*
#2708 to #2707 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
*prods your belly*
is like balloon filled with borscht
#2710 to #2709 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll pokemon*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Horsea** <kras is this
#2683 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor has all the hair from head to ankles shaved off Kras body**
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Great, no need to go for that haircut.

Stubble will be a bitch, though.
#2685 to #2684 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras the human kiwifruit all stubbly
#2686 to #2685 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
ARG BLARG ZARG NARG
#2687 to #2686 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
making odd noises and pretends its speech

Kras is pinky
#2688 to #2687 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
MALKUTH YESOD HOD NETZAH TIF'ERET GEVURAH HESED DA'AT BINAH HOCKMAH KETER
#2689 to #2688 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras is summoning cthulhu?
#2690 to #2689 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
I recited the names of each sphere of the Kabbalah, you foolish slut.
#2691 to #2690 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
quoting jewish stuff?

Kras...i disappoint
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Jewish mysticism. Old, old **** from before even religion. ****** mad interesting. Or at least it was when I found it in a fan fic by an utterly fantastic author.
#2693 to #2692 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Kras the jewkrainian
#2694 to #2693 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Never. My faith is to the God-Emperor and the Murderkube.
#2695 to #2694 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
you and your misplaced loyalty to the corpse
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
He'd be a corpse if he was dead. Which he isn't, in his nearly-dead state. NEARLY.

Besides, both the Orkz and his Paradox Poker buddies would never let him die. Orkz because if da humiez' boss goes ded, den da 'oomies can't WAAAGH! no more. An dat's verry bad. And the other group because **** , you need SOMETHING to liven up the millenia.
#2697 to #2696 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
hes a potato in a chair

plus in one of the novels...a demon of tzeentch mentioned something about if the emperor died properly his soul would enter thee warp and destroy the chaos gods
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Shows what that faggot knows. Tzeenie's the only one keeping **** moving, and fighting off the Greenskins' reality-warping WAAAGH! ******** .

Perpetual static of eternal war? Of course that's the perfect Orkish win state.
#2699 to #2698 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
> ork truck breaks down
> ork hits it with hammer
> truck works again

> orks are russians
#2700 to #2699 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Funny, considering that a type of Imperial Guard regiment loathes them to the bitter end.
#2701 to #2700 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
then theres the german orks
#2702 to #2701 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2015) [-]
Come on, you know this guy totally nails the Space Stalin look. Or he would if he had a hat.
#2681 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls It is certain**
will Kras nuke chechnya off the face of the earth
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - krasnogvardiech (07/29/2015) [-]
When Twisted Fate had an Ionian kid. /movies/5629739/11+10+magic/#
#2667 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Disturbed - Land Of Confusion [Official Music Video]
#2669 to #2668 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
old man kras picking a slow song
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
What can I say, I like rhythm.

Manowar - Warriors of the World United [HD 720p]
#2671 to #2670 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
#2673 to #2672 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
my ears hurt
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 to #2674 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 to #2676 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2639 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
time to experiment on Kras and turn him into Omega Red
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
**** no. remove niemcy and i would say yes
#2641 to #2640 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Kras will be soviet super soldier
#2642 to #2641 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
wait ****

thought you meant the nazi enemy of captain america

pic unrelated
#2643 to #2642 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
no not red skull you basic potato
OMEGA RED
#2644 to #2643 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
i'M not basic

im acidic
#2645 to #2644 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 3**
Kras is:
1: alkaline
2: neutral
3: acidic
#2647 to #2645 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
Whaddid I sai?
#2649 to #2647 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 1:
never trust a russian and always seek a second opinion
User avatar #2651 to #2649 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 2:
never trust a russian, unless you are trusting them to **** **** up.
User avatar #2659 to #2655 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
yaaaasssss

rule 3:
never trust a russian. It is considered rude to immediately assume they will not backstab you in some form. Always keep your own assets in mind.
#2650 to #2648 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Rifts™.**
Kras is god of this
#2652 to #2650 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
And open up anomalies?

It's like you want New Zealand to become a new Zone.
#2653 to #2652 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
kras and rifts
#2656 to #2654 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
wanna see somehing strange
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
go on

but know i will be collapsing from fatigue in a couple of mins
#2660 to #2658 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
******* boring

get that tame **** out of my face
#2662 to #2661 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I thought you chaos types were supposed to have a little Slaanesh in you?

Боже мой, it's like you WANT to be forever vanilla.

well-made pictures, could use improvement, but well made still. Yours?
#2665 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
what kinda porn is Kras into
#2663 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
i commissioned them, so yeah kinda mine

User avatar #2666 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm off.

may Putin not kill you for another day.
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
niiice

not my cup of tea though. I'm fukken picky about everything of mine.
#2629 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
one day the KGB got a call from a random citizen
"comrades, i think my neighbor has stolen gold buried in his back yard"

the KGB storm the neighbors house, and begin digging up the back yard.....after an hour and the whole back yard is dug up, they cant find anything and leave

the neighbor leans over the fence and tells his neighbour "there yo go, its all dug up ready for you to plant potatoes....tomorrow you can call them to dig my back yard
User avatar #2630 to #2629 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
The same joke was told, except it was a kid who was in prison who couldn't come over to break the hard clay of his grandfather's yard for the old man. He told the old man "don't dig up the tomato patch, that's where I hid the body". Police storm the area, dig up the patch, but find no body. Kid says "There papa, that's the best I could do under the circumstances."
#2631 to #2630 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
lets do the Kas dance
#2633 to #2632 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasno Fortress
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
I won't deny it.
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Fukken fantastic.
#2637 to #2636 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Kras may not live in motherland but motherland lives inside him
#2620 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
КАТЮШA (Katyusha) - Red Army Choir

Спой со мной
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
*Спокий в мине
#2622 to #2621 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
что?
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Я не думал, извини.
#2624 to #2623 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasnogvardiech является картофель
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
At least I don't have as many chromosomes as one.
#2626 to #2625 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
soviet kras
only one potato
only on chromosome
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
But is not potato, is secret police
#2628 to #2627 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
crap that reminds me of a joke
#2607 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
wut one
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Top one. Bottom is an old account which I ****** up in using.
User avatar #2610 to #2609 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
nah m8

just forgot password.
#2611 to #2610 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
and you didnt have the safety of sending a password reminder to your email?
User avatar #2612 to #2611 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
I was a retard.
#2613 to #2612 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
krasnogvardiech не умный человек
User avatar #2614 to #2613 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
kek

yep

You get my gift thing?
User avatar #2616 to #2615 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
all good mate
#2617 to #2616 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
saying mate
like a kiwi

Krasno is losing his sovietness
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
tovarisch takes too long to type. In that space of time someone could have one-shotted my character in Last Stand.

That's where I'll be. Lord General character.
#2619 to #2618 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
what about comrade
or друг
#2602 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
that moment when america likes to boast about how big its country is
User avatar #2603 to #2602 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Also the moment when they dropped the soap.

Bubba the Butt Blaster isn't around, but Boris will be more than happy to fill that role.
#2590 - matexius (07/18/2015) [-]
Basketballs? Seriously?
User avatar #2596 to #2594 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
I WANT TO DRIBBLE ONE ALL OVER THEM AND KNOCK THEM ALL DOWN
#2581 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Kras potato
#2583 to #2582 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Tabasco in your pee-hole.**
why is kras potato
User avatar #2584 to #2583 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Just had to squeeze it all up in there.
#2585 to #2584 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
hot sauce up your dick

Kras is doing KGB torture on himself?
#2586 to #2585 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Took me months to stretch it all out.

Gotta grind the CON score, m80
#2587 to #2586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
> Kras half dead
> cannot register pleasure or pain

Kras confirmed Death Guard
#2588 to #2587 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
No, just an Imperial Infantryman. You have to be dead to sensation to stand against the voices for too long.
#2589 to #2588 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Krasno Guard
#2597 to #2595 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.**
what is Kras military specialty
User avatar #2598 to #2597 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Speciality? Never. Maybe as an inspirational figure, but he's not worth the effort to specialize a career around.
#2599 to #2598 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Kommissar Kras with flag and gun

if he cant inspire patriotism he inspires FEAR
#2600 to #2599 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Whichever works, I'm not picky.

What about you? Konrad fukken Curze. Dying ain't much of a living, huh?

I know this is Lupercal, but I lost my other **** of you.
#2601 to #2600 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
i died knowing the only reason i did was because i LET it happen

the false emperor sent so many assassins to kill me...they all failed
its only the one i let do it who could
User avatar #2604 to #2601 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
And let's face it, you banged her beforehand too.

In other matters, do you have Steam and DoW2: Retribution?
#2605 to #2604 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
got steam but not DoW2
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
gimme ur Steam bruh
#2580 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls All my friends dying.**
how will Kras come back as a zombie
#2570 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
KRASSLE
speak to me
User avatar #2571 to #2570 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm here, what's exploding outside what the mission parameters say is supposed to be?
#2572 to #2571 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
i feel the need to send you back in time to fight the battle of stalingrad

#2573 to #2572 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
You say that like I'm not already there.
#2574 to #2573 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
and you need to watch dead snow 1-2
2 has zombie russians
#2575 to #2574 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
"Reporting for duty"

"Tovarisch, you are dead."

"Da. But I am still reporting for duty."

Dedication, even by Russian standards.
#2576 to #2575 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
do you know how to turn movies into gifs
< this would be a perfect "you came to the wrong neighborhood, ************ ", reaction

Dead Snow 2 - Russian Entrance
#2578 to #2577 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
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where will Kras' zombies invade first
#2579 to #2578 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
isnt that alan alda from mash

aka Kras invading usa

World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic
#2569 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
< ill buy you one and watch you dance around the **** america calls its airforce

MIG-29 OVT МиГ-29 Awesome Promo Video
#2567 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
*sticks refrigerator magnets onto metal Kras*
#2565 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
sing with them Kras

Russian soldiers singing Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
#2539 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Your identity is not considered a mental pathology (“gender identity disorder” in the DSM IV) by the psychological and medical establishments.**
kras privilege
#2543 to #2540 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
OMOH made Kras a HOMO
#2563 to #2543 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Just imagine having a battery of Earthshaker cannons for small-scale bombardment. So you could cruise in low orbit and fire and fire and fire and fire.

Of course, it would go all the way up to the bigger guns. Planet-cracking Exterminatus ought to be a one-time thing in the game.
#2564 to #2563 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
seriously...these little bastards made dawn of war a ******* snap

Dawn Of War - Basilisk Short

like "hey you see that enemy objective over there.... **** it up"
a couple missions require you to take heavily defended buildings....basilisks mean you never have to go anywhere near them
#2545 to #2544 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
lets have usa invade russia
#2546 to #2545 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Tuesday.
#2547 to #2546 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
but seriously the game was ****

aside from the very notion of usa ever being able to get a single aircraft over russian airspce being ******** ....the usa chopper was so overpowered blowing up everything with minimal shots
User avatar #2548 to #2547 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Haven't played it. But it sort of sounds like Shadow of Chernobyl.

Mods ought to make it as difficult as humanly possible.
#2549 to #2548 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
*nuclear facepalm*

mod a ******* playstation ONE game?

User avatar #2550 to #2549 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Emulators make everything a blessing.

Just tugging your chain, man. It'd be ******* nice if someone did make a game based around flying aircraft. Maybe like Eve met the Dropship PS2 game.
#2552 to #2550 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
imagine flying the thunderhawk or jumping from low orbit from one

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Intro 1080p HD
User avatar #2553 to #2552 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Heavenly.
#2554 to #2553 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
thats one thing games havent had really

i mean theres like games where you can bail out from half a mile up like battlefield....but thats not freefall from low orbit......or having jump packs to steer where you go
User avatar #2555 to #2554 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
It would probably be a long time to wait to drop.

And more time and effort would be spent on the game's system and mechanics rather than its graphics.

Which in perspective would be nice, but still.
#2556 to #2555 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
well the way computers and games are evolving it may just become a real thing in our lifetime

we've got space engineers for space travel.....kerbal space program for getting in and out of the atmosphere...and spore for interplanetary travel....put them together?
User avatar #2557 to #2556 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
It'd be too large and too complicated a system to fix within reasonable parameters of human understanding of code, and normal human timescale.

If we had a few Adeptus Mechanicus Techpriests, then they could probably do it.
#2558 to #2557 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
they got world of warcraft going....and that ***** a huge ******

User avatar #2559 to #2558 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
That ****** also been around since 2004. They just had time.
#2560 to #2559 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
well pcs are getting more powerful...games are getting bigger....we will see full-on games

spore had like a million planets you could go to with minimal loading time to bring each up and all the **** you put on it
WoW had miles and miles of places to travel with only small loading times between zones

we'll see 40k in planet-space travel
User avatar #2561 to #2560 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
EVE and Planetside 2 had a joint-operation thing they could do, right?

Combine those and...
#2562 to #2561 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Iron Warrior Kras will invade planets and lay siege to ****

kras will cherish the destructible terrain
#2551 to #2550 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
i want a total 40K game in FPS with ground air and space battles and ability to quick travel between

The Lord Inquisitor - Thunderhawk Gunship - Landing gear Wip - [HD]
#2541 to #2540 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Police brutality.**

why is kras gay
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