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#1312 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
< the motherland does not tolerate those who preach heresy Kras

tbh this is real, russian cops taking away a guy with a chaos shirt
#1313 to #1312 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
Just like 40k...

His Cult is active and present. The Illuminati are merely individuals of power and intrigue whom the Emperor smiles upon with pride.
#1314 to #1313 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
worship your emperor
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
Putin is merely the previous reincarnation to Malcador the Sigilite. I swear, his Psyker abilities are developing even now.
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
Putin is the emperor and Medvedev is his malcador
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]

Putin is one incarnation of the Emperor.

The God-Emperor has not chosen to walk openly. Yet.
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
well think about it
nobody knows who putin really is, his family line stops at his grandfather...before that, no putins existed.....

noone knows who the emperor is or was either....

the putin family appeared from nowhere and will bring about the emperor
User avatar #1297 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
*locks Kras in a prison cell with a cup of vodka 4 feet away, just out of reach from the bars, where he can smell it but not get it*
User avatar #1332 to #1297 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
then, by that logic, Krasnogvardiech is as heretical as a space marine. they are born with the ability to recieve new information, training, and even special abilities by devouring enemies - chaos and xenos alike.
User avatar #1334 to #1332 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
yep and the books ive read....the ones who ate xenos demanded to have purgatives after to cleanse themselves and the one i read who ate chaos brains was a marine tricked into serving chaos and ate brains to learn the truth and hand himself in for execution for his crimes

Kras isnt trying to eat me for military reasons hes eating me out of heretical hunger, and he can purge his body all he likes, he cant remove the tain on his soul from consuming chaos
not that would be a problem much, one story i read where kroot ate chaos, within 5 minutes they were mutating and turning chaos themselves...so Kras would be welcoming corruption...like a heretic
User avatar #1335 to #1334 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
survival isn't heretical. yes, the inquisition would launch an investigation to see if anything heretical came of it, and he would be detained - probably tortured - for a period of time, but he would not break and he would be aquitted of all charges
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
choosing to consume chaos for the unnecessary desire to fuel an addiction...surely his maintaining such an addiction as alcoholism is a sin, and allowing himself to fall so far that he would willingly consume the stuff of chaos to fuel his sin is the mark of a heretic

he made no mention of eating my brains for learning, he wanted my intestines teeth and kidneys....such cannibalism makes the inquisition question the Flesh Tearers as potential heretics with a corrupt gene seed....Kras is on a similar boat

plus with him and you trying to justify such sins and heresy i name BOTH of you heretic

*begin virus bombing*
User avatar #1340 to #1336 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
I think it's amusing how we get into arguments and I argue based off of the lore, yet you seem to pull whatever you want out of your ass.
#1341 to #1340 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
i base my arguments off the lore and stories too

unnecessary consumption of resources is a sin, cannibalism is a sin and usually only tolerated within the blood angels when some of theirs fall to the black rage, and usually those who preach their own innocence are the biggest heretics
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
space wolves
death korps
eighth cadia

you know what they all have in common? an addiction to alcohol. it's not treated as heresy. yes, it can be used heretically, but it is not treated in and of itself as heresy. about the whole 'he didn't want to eat my brain' - space marines don't have to eat the brain. depending on what they eat dictates what they recieve from eating them. staying alive in order to come home is not a sin in any way. as I said, there'd be an investigation by the inquisition but ultimately he'd be found innocent. I base my argument on Lore and not on the books for a major reason: they're different authors interpreting the lore differently. the things that are truly official (the horas heresy, etc.) are considered lore, not stories.

Kras - nor I - are not faggy heretics. stop trying to shove everyone into your faction. the only people who like chaos in 40k are mouth breathing neckbeards who want to be dark and edgy. It's not cool, it's not cute. It's pathetic. I am in no mood to deal with your **** , Konrad.
Burn Heretic - Ultramarines Movie
stop being a basement dwelling manchild
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
yes but the alcohol provided to them is not only rationed but also made from acceptable pure ingredients...Kras saying he wants to consume xenos and chaos ingredients is heresy

hes not consuming these to stay alive, hes doing so to fuel a decadent lifestyle...clearly Slaaneshi, so strongly wired into his addictions that he'd do ANYTHING to fuel them....

the imperium is for sheeple who like the lifestyle of conformity and blind obedience, because having others tell you what to do makes their lives easier

chaos is freedom, independence, and truth....chaos has been around long before mankind existed and even you wh claim to be 'loyal' fuel chaos

your rage and pride fuel Khorne, your politics and scheming fuel Tzeentch, your planetary lords and nobles who live lives of luxury fuel Slaanesh and your mass hives of workers living short lives in animal squalor fuel Nurgle
humanity fuels chaos simply by existing and your imperium having countless trillions upon trilions of people makes good fuel
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
as kras stated before: valhallans make alcohol from orks. It's a common practice. Space wolves get drunk regularly: most in the middle of battle. Death korps get 'rationed' - aka they practically drown in - hard liquor to steel themselves before battle. eighth cadia routinely drink copious amounts. terrans are greedy little ********** who indulge in a multitude of alcohol - and other pleasures.

the thing about chaos is it isn't pleasure, or rage, or schemes, or even death. it is rage, pleasure, schemes, and death corrupted

that is what you don't seem to get.
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
you seriously dont get what chaos is do you....its the collection of all the emotions experienced by all living things, rage, pleasure, schemes and death dont need to be corrupts...even the most pure soldier ends up feeding chaos simply by having emotions

all people even pure, who feel ANY pride in themselves, be it their skill with weapons, pride of their planet, etc, like the strict almost aggressive loyalty of modians, feeds khorne

all people who scheme...be they politicians, lords, or even inquisitors plotting how to defeat agents of chaos feed chaos and Tzeentch

the imperiums billions and billions of slave workers, be they in factories on planets, or in the bowels of starships, living like animals in filthy conditions and getting sick and diseased easily, or even the mutant slaves everywhere kept in conditions like africa, feed nurgle

and all forms of personal pleasure be it the aforementioned wild drinking, of feasting, games, guardsmen sleeping with ******* , planetary nobles living lives of luxury, and hell even the brotherly love marines share, fuels Slaanesh

the only way one could stop chaos would have everyone perhaps mechanize themselves like the mechanicus and iron hands , giving up their emotions and humanity
#1346 to #1345 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
Nah. The Emperor had a plan to march against Chaos, actually. Here.
User avatar #1338 to #1336 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
I am definitely not heretical.
now, I will say krasnogvardiech is a heretic if you can answer one question. how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real.
User avatar #1339 to #1338 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
denying heresy
i have read somewhere that 'failure to confess thoughts of heresy' is a crime and punishable by death in the imperium

our eyes are not real and mirrors simply reflect the lies
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - inquisition (04/22/2014) [-]
please stop mentioning me
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
I will do push-ups. Eventually I will graduate onto holding myself up in the flagpole position.
Then I will RIP OFF THE BARS and get that damn vodka.
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
ill shoot the cup as soon as you start bending the bars and all your work will be for nothing
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
so youre saying you'll consume the organs of a chaos marine
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]

User avatar #1303 to #1302 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
twice admitting to heresy

you are a heretic....the inquisition has been notified
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
Acknowledgement is the first part of treating it.

Death in combat ain't gonna come too soon, and I'm not going to be shot in the head like some useless sack of **** that shouldn't be standing upright.

lordgeneral, this is right, right? The good Commissar LORD wouldn't execute someone who wants to go down fighting, right?
User avatar #1319 to #1304 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
I see no heresy on your part. carry on.
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
there is no 'treating'' heresy...its just a long and painful death by the inqusition making you repent your sins, then eternity in the hell of the warp

a commissar lord would not tolerate your words of heresy and simply put a bolt round in your forehead
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
In case you haven't noticed, Konrad fukken Curze, we're stuck on the frontlines fighting Chaos Space Marines.
We need every man we can get, and I'm not going down easy.
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
suffer not the heretic to live

a commissar would rather take the risk of a harder fight than be damned fighting alongside a heretic
the absolute best you could hope for is service in a penal legion till you die
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]


common fukn sense, m8
#1309 to #1308 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
you claim loyalty while spouting heresy, the only thing you get is dying as a penal legion trooper

< say hello to the boss
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
Heresy is worship of chaos. Anything else is simple treason.
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
no, treason is betraying your side, heresy is simply having a different view of things

case in point...imperium says dont associate with chaos...BUT Krassie want to eat dead chaos marines
User avatar #1320 to #1311 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
I see no heresy from your side, Krasnogvardiech. Konrad is just a ******* moron. that is all
User avatar #1325 to #1323 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg Krasnogvardiech and I's face when
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]
He's been a) dead and b) heretical for the past ten millenia. Give the guy a break.
#1322 to #1321 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
well in that case
User avatar #1324 to #1322 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
Kras mentioned he wants to use my body parts to brew alcohol, surely such talk of cannibalism and worse, eating parts from a CHAOS marine is heretical
User avatar #1328 to #1324 - krasnogvardiech (04/22/2014) [-]



And therefore resistant to the temptations of Chaos. I LIVED WITH MY ASS-PLATE BEING HOLIER THAN YOUR HAT FOR THE ENTIRETY OF MY LIFE.

I'm also hungry. Either I eat dead bodies fresh, or processed beyond belief in the form of nutrient bars.
User avatar #1331 to #1328 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
okay this bs is getting annoying
User avatar #1327 to #1324 - lordgeneral (04/22/2014) [-]
no more heretical than slaying an ursine and using its pelt for clothing in the harsh winter of tiberis. No more heretical than feasting on the flesh of the massive crabs on handor. A guardsmen must survive for his emperor. to die in any place other than battle... that is a form of heresy
User avatar #1330 to #1327 - konradkurze (04/22/2014) [-]
consuming the flesh of chaos brings corruption from within....Kras desires to eat chaos flesh so ergo, he welcomes corruption.....

plus Kras' repeated attempts to justify his crime is just what heretics do, they try to give reasons to why they did it
#1291 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
so quiet all of a sudden

did the prospect of no booze make Kras flip his ****
#1292 to #1291 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
You think?

busy with **** tho
User avatar #1294 to #1292 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
....oh and all forms of porn banned
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
This is why people turn to Chaos.

Good thing those aren't banned though.
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
imagine i can go worse

no alcohol, no meat, no cigarettes or drugs of ANY kind if youre into any of that,...and no sex

User avatar #1296 to #1293 - konradkurze (04/21/2014) [-]
not banned outright..., just for you
#1289 - matexius (04/21/2014) [-]
Kras, would you kindly hold this...
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2014) [-]
Emperor be praised...
User avatar #1277 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
as a soviet, whats your opinion on the russian author Ayn Rand
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2014) [-]
Never heard of him till you mentioned him, honestly.
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
Ayn Rand was a woman
was about 10 when the russian revolution happened so she had some bad memories about how everything was collectivized and the hardship of living in the early days of the leninist/stalinist state

been pretty big in her books against that kinda thing, how the value of personal freedom is fundamental
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2014) [-]
True to that extent, then. I'd say her books need to be marked as a national treasure.
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
youre an odd one Kras

on one side you want to lead the soviet army through europe in conquest...then on the other youre against communism
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2014) [-]
Okay, you dense ************ , I'll lay it out for ya.

I'm all indeed for getting Europe's act together and unifying it for trade, industry and prosperity. I'm also for the preservation and publishing of life stories of certain individuals.

I'm not going to lie about it, socialism is a tough pill to swallow. It'll pan out for the best in the end, though, when we have peace, prosperity and plenty for everyone.
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
as in one unified europe, like the EU but NOT a puppet of the banks or new world order

aka real europe
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2014) [-]

aka real Earth.

Peace for everyone means peace and prosperity and plenty for EVERYONE.
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - konradkurze (04/14/2014) [-]
everyone human that is

the monkeys from africa, india, and the pacific islands must go byebye for there to be true peace
#1273 - konradkurze (04/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1275 to #1274 - konradkurze (04/13/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kojinus **
Kras is on top of this person
#1276 to #1275 - krasnogvardiech (04/13/2014) [-]
hey bby gurl wait til u see my dik
#1286 to #1276 - kojinus (04/14/2014) [-]
the both of you....
the both of you....
#1263 - lordgeneral (04/11/2014) [-]
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#1269 to #1268 - lordgeneral (04/11/2014) [-]
“You see… Khajiit person… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war.&quot; - Aggy (prequel)
“You see… Khajiit person… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war." - Aggy (prequel)
#1261 - krasnogvardiech (04/07/2014) [-]
****** picture with a ****** camera. Beard not shown.
#1251 to #1250 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
I will when I have the money.

In the meantime, 40k.
User avatar #1252 to #1251 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
it's free
#1253 to #1252 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
Stop. My penis can only get so hard.
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
***** , I **** you not it's free
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
On steam? F2P?
#1257 to #1256 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
Brother. I love you.
#1258 to #1257 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
all the homo, right?
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - krasnogvardiech (04/06/2014) [-]
It's not homo if it's between brothers-in-arms if not blood.

You wouldn't question Turk and JD from Scrubs, would you?
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
#1239 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
If only everyone could see the world through Kras' eyes
#1240 to #1239 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2014) [-]
Nobody being a bitch, everyone having what they want.

Such is life that it is not true.
#1241 to #1240 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
< fight the capitalists
#1229 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
Kras in a nutshell
#1231 to #1230 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
Captain Communism will crush the capitalists
#1233 to #1232 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
<fave one ever

Russia: we turn deserts into cities
The west: they turn cities into deserts

strange how a 30 year old poster carries alot more meaning today...usa has turned the cities in the middle east into deserts
#1234 to #1233 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2014) [-]
That's all it really is, man.

Communism is the average joes getting what they want. If you're a decent, hard-working and honest dude then we like people like you.
It's greed and corruption that ****** the whole system up. In the beginning it was just building things, getting jobs and working hard. Everybody was happy.

Real Communism thrives in peacetime. But a small element of industry should still be there. People should get just the basics and just be able to live, but they should all still have the chance to go to great heights.

I think neither of the systems quite work right, and it's in fact a mix of both which will move things forward.
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
well there is a form of communism that does grant a bit of freedom to the market, but doesnt encourage greed or exploitation like democratic market systems do

people in the west have their heads filled up with **** thinking money is the means and the end....they forget money is just a otol and REAL things like home, family and love are the most important things
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2014) [-]
If you took the atypical village life, the mentality of 'need to do this, can do this, should I do this?' is the real form of Communism. You're just doing your bit and contributing, but free to do more if you feel up to it.

The west is generally accepted as capitalist. America especially so. America's rooted around that ideal of making it big and doing the best. Of course, nowadays it's turning into the Imperium of Man, but that's a point aside.

Love, home and family are secondary things. Important, but still secondary. You need to sustain yourself and also them, so the job comes first for the sake of the second.
User avatar #1238 to #1236 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
think of a proper lifestyle....
everyone in a committed relationship for life....a couple with kids, maybe a couple pets,...being able to afford a modest home big enough for them all and have a back yard for the kids to play in,...

everyone had guaranteed employment in jobs they like, they can work a mere 8-9 hours a day and earn more than enough to not only support their family on 1 income earner but also be able to save for family vacations every year, while the other parent can stay home and look after the house and the kids,
and both parents have enough time to spend with their kids to bond with them....

traffic isnt a problem because people carpool when they can or use an efficient public transport service

everyone in the neighborhoods know each other and occasionally hang out with each other at public gatherings or at least weekend barbeques to socialise....

laws are obeyed and enforced by text book cops who are firm yet fair and the people actually have a fair respect for the law that police dont have to do much,.....law enforcement, fire service and medical service are all efficient and keep people safe secure and healthy in ways they can afford

people grow their own veggie gardens for proper organic foods to stay healthy, they know practical skills to help them through a variety of areas in life, like doing minor fixes on their own homes or cars, know basic fire safety and first aid,

you look at all this and think communism, but no, this used to be the 'American Dream' sad how americans used to have a dream of the perfect communist society that would have made their country great, but corporations destroyed it
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - konradkurze (04/05/2014) [-]
plus also add some common sense democracy lacks
communists are more 'i can do this but SHOULD i?"....democrats are like "i can do this so i just will, MUH FREEDOMS"
thats why westerners are fat, lazy and are okay with drugs because they tel themselves "i can put off doing things so i will, i can eat more than i need so i will, i can abuse substances so i will"

User avatar #1218 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
*jams a keg tap into Kras' liver and pours a glass of alcohol*
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]

User avatar #1220 to #1219 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
you have enough to go around

youve got more alcohol in you than bavaria in Oktoberfest
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]


User avatar #1222 to #1221 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
we'll drop you in thr middle of the atlantic...youre pure alcohol content will brew the ocean waters into vodka
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]
Fish vodka? **** that man
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
fish vodka

sounds norwegian
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]

User avatar #1226 to #1225 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
**** the brits, they drink beer at room temperature

and i dont even know what spanish drink
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - krasnogvardiech (04/04/2014) [-]
The french can go screw themselves too.
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - konradkurze (04/04/2014) [-]
they wont drown, the norwegians will drain the sea dry
User avatar #1189 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
The Tea Party - Lullaby
#1211 to #1189 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]

But I'm more Kiwi than I am Ukrainian now. Been here twice as long now.
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
a carnation planted in a cheap daisy garden is still a carnation

ukraine may be full of drunks, sluts and headcases but still better than new zealand with a better history
User avatar #1214 to #1212 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
I'll take it as a compliment, you fifteen-foot tall harbinger of terror.
User avatar #1215 to #1214 - konradkurze (03/31/2014) [-]
well as an East German i feel the eastern europeans are better people than places like australia and new zealand that were dumping grounds for englands convicts
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2014) [-]
You've got it all wrong. New Zealand was the VIP club. The place the convicts were allowed to go for good behaviour.
User avatar #1217 to #1216 - konradkurze (03/31/2014) [-]
still a country about convicts vs tribals
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
guns girls and booze....simple yet Kras is happy
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
It's the simplicity OF it, man. You learn to stop criticizing the show for not having the finest of wines and ******** salads, and learn to enjoy the delicious, delicious ice cream.
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
booze and icecream?
swamp stomach
#1195 to #1194 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
* large body
* gurgling stomach
* likes killing
* vomits toxic chemicals

**** , Kras is a BOOMER
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
Vomiting is for lightweights.
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
can i ******** you a bit Kras
#1199 to #1198 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
after a few drinks to loosen my mind up a bit

id **** the spitter
#1201 to #1200 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
I was expecting you to be like this
I was expecting you to be like this

#1202 to #1201 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
Very little phases me anymore.
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
fine i take the spitter you get the witch
#1204 to #1203 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
They're so tsuntsun.
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
#1206 to #1205 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you just said.
User avatar #1207 to #1206 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
cto - russian for what?
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
You're doing it wrong.

Shto. Што.

Trust me, I'm relearning it.
#1213 to #1208 - shto (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #1210 to #1208 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
anyway Comrade Ukraine....this old man needs sleep
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - konradkurze (03/30/2014) [-]
relearning your home language.....
sad that
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User avatar #1186 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
< what Kras wants the most
World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Trailer (1080p)
#1187 to #1186 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2014) [-]
No. I want to be in that most glorious endeavour, not merely see it happen.
User avatar #1170 - konradkurze (03/27/2014) [-]
got to the part where soviet tanks are rolling through france and thought Kras might like this

Soviet March
User avatar #1172 to #1170 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Mother of god...
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
admit it
you want to drive in a soviet victory parade through europe
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Admit it? I would state it with pride in a victory speech.
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Awesome. But this is a better song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZLHsqOXFkc
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]

You like Red Army Choir?

User avatar #1179 to #1178 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
< take this
its great

Russian Red Army Choir - O Field, My Field (Polushko Pole)
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Already have that song. Planning on getting the Definitive Collection.
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
well think of O field my Field then listen to the song on this

World in Conflict Soviet Assault Trailer (HD)
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
Fantastic! I have nothing else to offer, though...
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
< one day, in usa

World in conflict soviet assault cutscenes  5
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - krasnogvardiech (03/29/2014) [-]
One day...
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - konradkurze (03/29/2014) [-]
< this is how evil russian paradrops can be....best part is at 1:50

High-Speed Russian VDV Airborne: Air-Mech Paras Jump with Drogues
#1162 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2014) [-]
Don't comment on this, just my desktop.
User avatar #1160 - MaelRadec (03/22/2014) [-]
don't i know you from somewhere?
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - MaelRadec (03/22/2014) [-]
but of course, from deviant art
User avatar #1163 to #1161 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2014) [-]
Yes, yes you do. No you don't. Maybe. I don't know. YES. Tetris theme song.
User avatar #1164 to #1163 - MaelRadec (03/25/2014) [-]
i'm known as daemonicprince from deviantart
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2014) [-]
Sup homie.
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - MaelRadec (03/26/2014) [-]
good, and how is you?
#1167 to #1166 - krasnogvardiech (03/26/2014) [-]
Casual as **** , in between being late for my course and having one character who I just cannot stop writing the backstory of.
I plan for it to reach more than 3000 words.
#1168 to #1167 - MaelRadec (03/26/2014) [-]
you really count it's words?
User avatar #1171 to #1169 - MaelRadec (03/27/2014) [-]
that still is considered word counting
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