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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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#15 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2014 on 4chan wewt +39
User avatar #127 - broswagonist (11/23/2014) [-]
A chinese peasant girl? See you in few minutes, I guess.
#80 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
#66 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
"Every religion is right in its own way."
ALL HAIL ZORBLAX THE ALIEN GOD!!!
User avatar #59 - nustix (11/22/2014) [-]
But if time is something they don't perceive he already had lived every life. Making him mature already.
#64 - galiogolem (11/22/2014) [-]
you shut your mouth you little cunt
#58 - fuckmymen (11/22/2014) [-]
so this originated from 4chan? who would have guessed
User avatar #79 - reloyjerkins (11/23/2014) [-]
tumblr comments vs 4chan comments
I guess we have a winner.
#46 - brahdin (11/22/2014) [-]
classy ending as always!
#43 - poshblobfish (11/22/2014) [-]
#13 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 11/22/2014 on 4chan wewt +108
#21 - plasticcup (11/22/2014) [-]
OH FUCK eve

dat ass was Phat!
User avatar #19 - noahlikespie (11/22/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #47 - mrpotatofudge (11/22/2014) [-]
life
#15 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #127 - broswagonist (11/23/2014) [-]
A chinese peasant girl? See you in few minutes, I guess.
#80 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
#66 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
"Every religion is right in its own way."
ALL HAIL ZORBLAX THE ALIEN GOD!!!
User avatar #59 - nustix (11/22/2014) [-]
But if time is something they don't perceive he already had lived every life. Making him mature already.
#64 - galiogolem (11/22/2014) [-]
you shut your mouth you little cunt
#58 - fuckmymen (11/22/2014) [-]
so this originated from 4chan? who would have guessed
User avatar #79 - reloyjerkins (11/23/2014) [-]
tumblr comments vs 4chan comments
I guess we have a winner.
#46 - brahdin (11/22/2014) [-]
classy ending as always!
#43 - poshblobfish (11/22/2014) [-]
#14 - omfganame Comment deleted by krasnogvardiech
#14 - WHO GAVE DRUGS TO THE SORCEROR? 11/22/2014 on My DnD story 0
#13 - I sincerely doubt we'll create a functional, reliable method o…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/22/2014 on more tumblr shit +4
User avatar #88 - crampers (11/22/2014) [-]
Probably not, but on a side note have you seen the designs for a interstellar travelling body - with a possible theory of travelling faster than the speed of light when considered the Higgs boson particle might not be the Higgs Boson particle For more reading try look at my earlier Physics professor Mads Toudal Frandsen, he has been rocking the physics world the last month
User avatar #16 - therealtjthemedic (11/22/2014) [-]
Dude. Just chemical rockets have been developed that can send a probe to Alpha centuari in around 50 years, and that's ignoring currently experimental forms of propulsion, like ion drives and solar sails. Even nuclear engines.
We have the technology.
But not the funding, or public interest.
#19 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm well aware of said capabilities. I'm just taking funding and public interest (or lack thereof) into account and stating that we won't get anywhere this century, at least by official government operations. Corporations and celebrities, the likes of them are what will be making space travel a reality.

Google recently bought a naval base for robotics, aviation and astrotechnical research, did you know that? The first civilian corporation is in on the space race.
User avatar #20 - therealtjthemedic (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure SpaceX has been in the hole 'space' thing for longer than google.
U.S. is even developing the MPCV Orion Capsule for manned missions around mars and stuff. We just might be seeing the next 'space age' since the sixties.
#21 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
I can only hope, tovarisch. It's a real high-profile thing, no dipshits allowed.
User avatar #22 - therealtjthemedic (11/22/2014) [-]
Just don't mention Buran or Kliper
User avatar #24 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Hopefully, it's the Germans who will be heading the advance into space this time around. They can get shit done.
#25 - therealtjthemedic (11/22/2014) [-]
Well, the Russians are currently doing the majority of work in space, but aren't advancing.
Americans won't put any money into it, but they seem to be trying.
Japan and China don't have shit, but at the rate they're going at they'll probably catch up to everyone else soon.
If Germany puts a lot into the ESA I could easily see shit going down there.
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Norwegian oil will go across Danish ships to German facilities which make use of Russian steel and British oils/lubricants/chemicals, which will then be organized by Swiss administration and lauched by NASA...

Let's face it, going into space will be a worldwide effort. Man will stand not as their ethnicity but as their species.
User avatar #23 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Both of these were Soviet in origin. Coincedence? I think not.
#1 - This is just making both things worse. 11/22/2014 on Tumblr Rhapsody -1
#10 - I give you the bare basics, red-lined and indelible, ineroxabl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Poverty or fame? +2
#11 - onyxxx (11/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#8 - I'll give you a piece of **** of a pickup truck, …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Poverty or fame? +3
#9 - onyxxx (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm in, then. That's a heck of a pitch you've got.
#10 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
I give you the bare basics, red-lined and indelible, ineroxable. You want anything more, work for it on your own.
#11 - onyxxx (11/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#6 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user onyxxx ** I'd adopt…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Poverty or fame? +2
#7 - onyxxx (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm nothing but trouble.
User avatar #8 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
I'll give you a piece of shit of a pickup truck, a toolkit to fix said pickup with, a decent laptop with wifi included, a place to crash/chill, and a baseball bat to crack skulls with.

Food consists of whatever I can afford for the week, which is some combination of steak, potatoes and veg-mix.
#9 - onyxxx (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm in, then. That's a heck of a pitch you've got.
#10 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
I give you the bare basics, red-lined and indelible, ineroxable. You want anything more, work for it on your own.
#11 - onyxxx (11/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#8 - Picture 11/22/2014 on I Am Groot 0
#4 - The best defence against this is to have no ******* … 11/22/2014 on Got it easy +1
#33 - From those, only two. More mods and the actual names. Still, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Fallout 4 Wishlist 0
#34 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
No problem.
#31 - This time, you hit. More perks + Project Nevada + Ski…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Fallout 4 Wishlist 0
User avatar #32 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
These might peak your interest
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/34870/? - No companion limit,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/39651/? - More weapon Modifications,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/51338/? - changes weapon name to the actual guns,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/37908/? - Adds working lights,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/35369/? - Puts more people in casinos,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/39463/? - Brighter light from Pipboy.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
From those, only two. More mods and the actual names. Still, thank you!
#34 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
No problem.
#29 - Still, though.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Fallout 4 Wishlist 0
#30 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
I aim to please
#31 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
This time, you hit.

More perks + Project Nevada + Skills scaling + Long Range Combat + no level cap...

I am a happy.
User avatar #32 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
These might peak your interest
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/34870/? - No companion limit,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/39651/? - More weapon Modifications,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/51338/? - changes weapon name to the actual guns,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/37908/? - Adds working lights,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/35369/? - Puts more people in casinos,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/39463/? - Brighter light from Pipboy.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
From those, only two. More mods and the actual names. Still, thank you!
#34 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
No problem.
#27 - Have I ever mentioned how much I want to make sweaty, muscly, …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Fallout 4 Wishlist +1
#28 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
I gotta get some use out of the 200 bookmarked mods on my currently bad PC, might as well show people them.
#29 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Still, though.
#30 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
I aim to please
#31 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
This time, you hit.

More perks + Project Nevada + Skills scaling + Long Range Combat + no level cap...

I am a happy.
User avatar #32 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
These might peak your interest
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/34870/? - No companion limit,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/39651/? - More weapon Modifications,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/51338/? - changes weapon name to the actual guns,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/37908/? - Adds working lights,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/35369/? - Puts more people in casinos,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/39463/? - Brighter light from Pipboy.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
From those, only two. More mods and the actual names. Still, thank you!
#34 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
No problem.
#24 - Idea. No ceiling for any skill. It'd all be pure rand…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Fallout 4 Wishlist 0
User avatar #25 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
Hey, it's you again.
If you can play New Vegas on a PC take this:
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/35562/?
User avatar #27 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Have I ever mentioned how much I want to make sweaty, muscly, manly homosex with you?

My money. Take.
Take it, you beautiful slut of a train-wreck.
#28 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
I gotta get some use out of the 200 bookmarked mods on my currently bad PC, might as well show people them.
#29 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Still, though.
#30 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
I aim to please
#31 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
This time, you hit.

More perks + Project Nevada + Skills scaling + Long Range Combat + no level cap...

I am a happy.
User avatar #32 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
These might peak your interest
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/34870/? - No companion limit,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/39651/? - More weapon Modifications,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/51338/? - changes weapon name to the actual guns,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/37908/? - Adds working lights,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/35369/? - Puts more people in casinos,
nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/39463/? - Brighter light from Pipboy.
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
From those, only two. More mods and the actual names. Still, thank you!
#34 - anotherponyaccount (11/22/2014) [-]
No problem.
#14 - Picture 11/22/2014 on 2EZ 0
#1817 - doubt. Spetsnaz would blow up the rifles before they got them.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1818 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
my russian friend told me about 2 movies with spetsnaz being awesome

one...a spetsnaz was checking an area with for enemies...a guy jumped out and grabbed his rifle....the struggled for a moment but when the spets figured it was taking too long he just pushed his rifle at the guy, drew his pistol and shot him them got his rifle back

another one had a bad guy with an ak....the spets ran up, and kicked under the gun twice...first time unloading the magazine the second cocking out the chambered round.....the guy was in a state of shock...how did the spets do that....the spets took his rifle....reloaded it, gave it back to the guy....double kicked again to unload it...the guy was impressed...then the spets killed him
#4 - Nine planetary bodies we may be able to reach within the next …  [+] (13 new replies) 11/22/2014 on more tumblr shit +6
#11 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
dude, there are trillions of planets in the universe.
#78 - captainbalu (11/22/2014) [-]
Reading all the replies, i feel like you are the only one who got what i meant
User avatar #13 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
I sincerely doubt we'll create a functional, reliable method of relatavistic transportation within the next century. Hence, we're stuck in our current solar system.
User avatar #88 - crampers (11/22/2014) [-]
Probably not, but on a side note have you seen the designs for a interstellar travelling body - with a possible theory of travelling faster than the speed of light when considered the Higgs boson particle might not be the Higgs Boson particle For more reading try look at my earlier Physics professor Mads Toudal Frandsen, he has been rocking the physics world the last month
User avatar #16 - therealtjthemedic (11/22/2014) [-]
Dude. Just chemical rockets have been developed that can send a probe to Alpha centuari in around 50 years, and that's ignoring currently experimental forms of propulsion, like ion drives and solar sails. Even nuclear engines.
We have the technology.
But not the funding, or public interest.
#19 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm well aware of said capabilities. I'm just taking funding and public interest (or lack thereof) into account and stating that we won't get anywhere this century, at least by official government operations. Corporations and celebrities, the likes of them are what will be making space travel a reality.

Google recently bought a naval base for robotics, aviation and astrotechnical research, did you know that? The first civilian corporation is in on the space race.
User avatar #20 - therealtjthemedic (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure SpaceX has been in the hole 'space' thing for longer than google.
U.S. is even developing the MPCV Orion Capsule for manned missions around mars and stuff. We just might be seeing the next 'space age' since the sixties.
#21 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
I can only hope, tovarisch. It's a real high-profile thing, no dipshits allowed.
User avatar #22 - therealtjthemedic (11/22/2014) [-]
Just don't mention Buran or Kliper
User avatar #24 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Hopefully, it's the Germans who will be heading the advance into space this time around. They can get shit done.
#25 - therealtjthemedic (11/22/2014) [-]
Well, the Russians are currently doing the majority of work in space, but aren't advancing.
Americans won't put any money into it, but they seem to be trying.
Japan and China don't have shit, but at the rate they're going at they'll probably catch up to everyone else soon.
If Germany puts a lot into the ESA I could easily see shit going down there.
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Norwegian oil will go across Danish ships to German facilities which make use of Russian steel and British oils/lubricants/chemicals, which will then be organized by Swiss administration and lauched by NASA...

Let's face it, going into space will be a worldwide effort. Man will stand not as their ethnicity but as their species.
User avatar #23 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Both of these were Soviet in origin. Coincedence? I think not.
#1815 - /k/rasniy gopnik  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1816 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
a spetsnaz with a fork is more deadly than 100 soldier with rifles
User avatar #1817 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
doubt. Spetsnaz would blow up the rifles before they got them.

Failing that, just remove all the firing pins. Bam, instant 100 clubs.
User avatar #1818 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
my russian friend told me about 2 movies with spetsnaz being awesome

one...a spetsnaz was checking an area with for enemies...a guy jumped out and grabbed his rifle....the struggled for a moment but when the spets figured it was taking too long he just pushed his rifle at the guy, drew his pistol and shot him them got his rifle back

another one had a bad guy with an ak....the spets ran up, and kicked under the gun twice...first time unloading the magazine the second cocking out the chambered round.....the guy was in a state of shock...how did the spets do that....the spets took his rifle....reloaded it, gave it back to the guy....double kicked again to unload it...the guy was impressed...then the spets killed him
#1813 - >remove chechen >acquire ******** &…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1814 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
Kraspetsnaz
#1815 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
/k/rasniy gopnik
User avatar #1816 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
a spetsnaz with a fork is more deadly than 100 soldier with rifles
User avatar #1817 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
doubt. Spetsnaz would blow up the rifles before they got them.

Failing that, just remove all the firing pins. Bam, instant 100 clubs.
User avatar #1818 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
my russian friend told me about 2 movies with spetsnaz being awesome

one...a spetsnaz was checking an area with for enemies...a guy jumped out and grabbed his rifle....the struggled for a moment but when the spets figured it was taking too long he just pushed his rifle at the guy, drew his pistol and shot him them got his rifle back

another one had a bad guy with an ak....the spets ran up, and kicked under the gun twice...first time unloading the magazine the second cocking out the chambered round.....the guy was in a state of shock...how did the spets do that....the spets took his rifle....reloaded it, gave it back to the guy....double kicked again to unload it...the guy was impressed...then the spets killed him
#3 - Picture 11/22/2014 on all hail the helix fossil! +2
#8 - Even politicians.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Avert Your Eyes +65
User avatar #24 - TardytheTurtle (11/22/2014) [-]
That's Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots and the New England Revolution
Billionaire philanthropist and general nice guy, he's what people should be like if they get rich
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
#7 - Proof that everything looks good in a suit.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Avert Your Eyes +8
User avatar #8 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Even politicians.
User avatar #24 - TardytheTurtle (11/22/2014) [-]
That's Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots and the New England Revolution
Billionaire philanthropist and general nice guy, he's what people should be like if they get rich
#19 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Canadian street gangs +15
User avatar #15 - sympathyforme (11/22/2014) [-]
That 'calfstabber' guy, is it me or is something weird going on with his left hand?
User avatar #17 - darcandkharg (11/22/2014) [-]
Just you, he's doing the badass Spider man web shooter hand motion mabob jabob thingy.
#26 - Picture 11/22/2014 on MLG Pokemon +1
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User avatar #1821 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
ahhhh motherland

Kras youre missing out on weird ****

Mickey Mouse and Spongebob Beat Up RUSSIAN Driver FIGHT!
User avatar #1822 to #1821 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Seen it already. We're culturally desensitized to this sort of **** .
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
* weird **** every day
* people are feisty as hell
* gunfire is just a daily thing
* people are desensitized to it all

holy **** ..russia is like a huge new york
User avatar #1819 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1812 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*kidnaps Kras and dumps him in the middle of chechnya with out a 9mm pistol*
User avatar #1813 to #1812 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
>remove chechen
>acquire ********
>ditch ***********
>migrate south
>remove kebab
User avatar #1814 to #1813 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
Kraspetsnaz
#1815 to #1814 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
/k/rasniy gopnik
User avatar #1816 to #1815 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
a spetsnaz with a fork is more deadly than 100 soldier with rifles
User avatar #1817 to #1816 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
doubt. Spetsnaz would blow up the rifles before they got them.

Failing that, just remove all the firing pins. Bam, instant 100 clubs.
User avatar #1818 to #1817 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
my russian friend told me about 2 movies with spetsnaz being awesome

one...a spetsnaz was checking an area with for enemies...a guy jumped out and grabbed his rifle....the struggled for a moment but when the spets figured it was taking too long he just pushed his rifle at the guy, drew his pistol and shot him them got his rifle back

another one had a bad guy with an ak....the spets ran up, and kicked under the gun twice...first time unloading the magazine the second cocking out the chambered round.....the guy was in a state of shock...how did the spets do that....the spets took his rifle....reloaded it, gave it back to the guy....double kicked again to unload it...the guy was impressed...then the spets killed him
User avatar #1802 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you Russian-Bear-Man, I avoided egg on my face with that last image
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
I lost track of the subject. Which image?
User avatar #1804 to #1803 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
How so I expect no Australian to read the last pic (Fallout wishlist)
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh, that. All good.

So, howzit? I reckon Fallout 4 will bring in either something completely new, or disappointingly less.

Personally, I'd like it to be even more rich with potassium (/k/) than New Vegas was. Each weapon type being a different system, with each different weapon being a different version of so.

Rails, trigger systems, firing pins and barrels, rifling, the works. And silencers and scopes and other such things.
User avatar #1806 to #1805 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Strength at 10, Dual wield Gatling lasers
User avatar #1807 to #1806 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Give me specifics, you dense ************ !

Strength 10 allows you to hold and effectively use a weapon ~15 kilograms in each hand. Since there is no way you are able to dual-weild heavy minigun laser weapons, they will have to be systems similar to an RCW mounted on submachinegun frames. Since they're laser weapons, recoil will be minimal.
The focusing and optics will be shot to hell right quick. About 30 seconds of sustained fire equalling 600 full-power shots, 3500 half-power shots.
#1808 to #1807 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
I this not think this through, I just said what I thought was cool but did stop to think if it should.   
 And I meant two gatling lasers, one in left hand and one in right hand
I this not think this through, I just said what I thought was cool but did stop to think if it should.
And I meant two gatling lasers, one in left hand and one in right hand
User avatar #1809 to #1808 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Gatling lasers akimbo is just impractical. They're weapons designed to be operated with two or more hands, with the reloading and such.
Pistols are much more easily managed. In that case it's tricky, but not impossible to reload with just one hand.
User avatar #1810 to #1809 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Well **** . ************************ .gif and I'd love to continue this conversation but her in Australia it's midnight - so, peace
User avatar #1811 to #1810 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Cheers. But I'm actually over in the Scotland of the southern hemisphere, aka Kiwiana. Over the ditch and all that. Anyhoo, have a good one.
User avatar #1798 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
*prods Kras' jiggly beer belly*
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2014) [-]
It's plump, but flattening and hardening gradually. Still hairy as **** .
User avatar #1801 to #1799 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
beer BEAR belly
User avatar #1784 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 79**
what percent casual is Kras
#1785 to #1784 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I only need 21% to kick your ass buddy boyo
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 31**
what percent lazy is kras
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Siesta.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
this is how many hours a day Kras actually gets out of bed
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Brain inside skeleton
cerebral cavity is bed for brain

ergo
never leave bed
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #78 ** :
suffocated by everything

the voice Kras hears in his head
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I killed it
#1792 to #1791 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? **** that **** outta here.
#1794 to #1793 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, **** you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 to #1796 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also **** 'em right in the pussy.
#1779 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
i must be really ******* bored if i thought of this
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were.

Come on mate, you're a bloody Primarch. Pull your **** together.
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
well not everyone is as boring and 'sane' as you loyalists

a focused mind is a dull mind
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Dull equals getting **** done. I'll gladly trade that off for things.
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
dull means stagnation.....
#1778 - matexius ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
Brokranian... I've found something...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2M5l__vCwo

I'd try to translate it... but... I'm still trying to figure out Cyrilic letters...
pic not related...just one of my current background...although I have been listening to Iron Maiden in the last few months...possibly best decision I've made yet...
User avatar #1762 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
Krasnogvardiech is:

1:an Imperial Guard
2: a Space Marine
3: a Chaos Marine
4: a Necron
5: an Ork
6: a Sister of battle
7: a Tyranid
8: an Eldar
9: a Dark Eldar
10: a Squat
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
I ******* hate your text color.
#1764 to #1763 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
ahhhh
the russian is filled with rage as always
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Rage buried deep beneath the drink and soul-crushing cynicism .
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
Kras needs anger management....aka vodka
#1767 to #1766 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
No, just a magical creat to remove soreness and blisters. I have a large blister on the underside of my foot, right on the pad. It is on the most annoying and pointless place to have a blister of all time.
#1768 to #1767 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
i shall fix that for you
#1769 to #1768 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Augmentic legs... yes please, tovarisch it will be of so cool
#1770 to #1769 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
ill put your head on a cyborg body so nothing below the neck shall ever bother you
#1771 to #1770 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
But then the face is completely exposed, ******* . Who designed that dude?

Go superheavy or go home, chuck my remains in a Dreadnought shell and put me in this thing.
#1772 to #1771 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
duh youre a dirty loyalist....you'd get iron hands armor
#1773 to #1772 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Screw the Space Marines. Imperial Knights all the way.
#1774 to #1773 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
awwww look at that itty bitty guy...

have your knight...ill take an imperator
#1775 to #1774 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Good luck not trampling cities when you try to move. I'm providing close walker support to my homies on the ground.
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, SOMEONE didn't appease the Machine Spirits.
#1761 - matexius ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Found it...   
   
 Flawless physics... great success...
Found it...

Flawless physics... great success...
User avatar #1752 to #1731 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
I've got no evidence as of now, and I'll probably have forgotten this in the morning. My point is lost.

The liberal media is /composed/ of them, no doubt about it. Hence the distortion of the view on the matter.
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
so those groups was in russia and they have been captured?
#1732 to #1731 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
The alcohol tolerance is questionable, but I'm sure there can be some sort of working-out for the Middle East.
#1733 to #1732 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
>2014 near 15
>still hatin russians
>still hatin putin
#1734 to #1733 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
Just imagine, though. Every angry man, woman and child in the middle east, all bearing Nagants, Kalashnikovs, Makarovs and PKMs...

Magnificent, no?
#1735 to #1734 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i find it ironic that CIA i mean the QSIS is upgraded with NATO-MURICAN weapons.

while the SAA is upgraded with soviet gears weapons and armor.
#1736 to #1735 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
You KNOW the U.S gave a ton of weapons to those places. And then there was the looting done by ISIS on the government arms caches. Guns aren't bio-degradable, and there are probably arms dealers all over the place down there.
#1737 to #1736 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
and then the baboon says it is a mistake, no time for niglet american ****** stupidity. also the coon boon trained some rebels with the best weapons and those rebels surrendered to the terrorist group the next day. OH! THE IRONY!


#1739 to #1738 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Coon, Coon.
Black Baboon.
Brutal, Worthless,
Thieving Goon.
Often High, Thrives In Jail,
His Welfare Check Is In The Mail.

#1740 to #1739 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
Makes me miss the days where acting like a complete retard would get you lynched and deported.
#1741 to #1740 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i do find executing degenerates and those waste of human DNA is something right.

we are having enough inbreed of stupidity.
User avatar #1742 to #1741 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
Hitler was correct in his prognosis of the untermensch. They are indeed a cancer plaguing us, but it's not so easily identifiable as race or religion. There was a massive deficiency in the fields of science and medicine and engineering just because a lot of them were Jewish in the time of the Third Reich.

It's identifiable by the ways they behave and the patterns of thought they follow, not by the circumstances about them.

They're the likes of hysterical soccer moms, 'social justice warriors' and feminist extremists, ISIS, the Westboro Baptist Church, the Renaissance-era French Nobility. The untermensch are literally deserving of their label as sub-human, and completely incapable of rational thought.
User avatar #1755 to #1742 - deficiency (11/07/2014) [-]
Also communism is for ******* retards.
#1754 to #1742 - deficiency (11/07/2014) [-]
Stop blaming your 						******					 life on the Juden and actually better yourself.   
Better your life.   
Make smart choices and become who you want to be, what you ought to be.   
   
Instead of screaming like 'soccer moms' like the SJW.   
Go out there and prove to yourself that you can become heroic.
Stop blaming your ****** life on the Juden and actually better yourself.
Better your life.
Make smart choices and become who you want to be, what you ought to be.

Instead of screaming like 'soccer moms' like the SJW.
Go out there and prove to yourself that you can become heroic.
#1756 to #1754 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
My life's not ****** at all, I'm in the process of doing the second part, aim to do the third, and merely am noting the situation.
Being heroic consists of two parts: being in the right place at the right time, and doing the right thing. I'd gladly do the latter, while the former still eludes me.

This account was made partly for satire, d00d. I picked a theme and it stuck to me. Besides the subject's one of the few links back to my home country that I have.
#1757 to #1756 - deficiency (11/07/2014) [-]
lol why so easy to trick you out of our cause.
you are too weak to the wills of the jew goyim

too easy to manipulate.

you are not fit to be a soldier against the modern world
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
I've got little idea where the hell this came from, and I'm not sure I want to know.
User avatar #1743 to #1742 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
the reason why we find those groups now is because we are not giving a single **** about them in reality.

like church of Scientology. you know if all the people gone out and did beat the **** out of them, those groups will be exterminated.

and like QSIS, the social Jewstice warriors and all those faggotry around us must have this kind of solution. yes it is violent but it is the only way now.
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
The world's too comfortable right now, I think. Maybe if we're lucky the nukes will launch and we'll holocaust ourselves back into hardness and mental sharpness.
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
the solution is in our table. but we are unable to grab it
User avatar #1746 to #1745 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
Who says we need to? The subhumans are poking at the bear, and eventually the bear will get mad and crush their **** back to Age of Empires.
#1747 to #1746 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
so you say let them do what they want until    
   
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   
   
now i know what is happening here.
so you say let them do what they want until

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

now i know what is happening here.
User avatar #1748 to #1747 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
This was't obvious from the beginning? Let those involved beat the nickel they swallowed last Christmas out of them, we don't even need to do anything.
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
and when do you think the bear will wake up from his sleep?
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
It already has. You seen the reports on how they're cracking down on their **** ? FBI and DoD is making arrests and has been investigating their cases for weeks. Odd, how all this is centered in the U.S, though.
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
what is this are you talking about and who are they?


as the media here is **** .
User avatar #1728 - konradkurze (11/06/2014) [-]
9 Rota
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - konradkurze (11/06/2014) [-]
the ****
you dont know the movie 9th company

russian movie about the war in afghanistan
User avatar #1726 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
*sets Kras on fire just for fun*
#1724 - konradkurze (10/16/2014) [-]
You are the Stalin Marine
#1725 to #1724 - krasnogvardiech (10/17/2014) [-]
Astartes are overrated. One in a billion, too.
User avatar #1716 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
the perfect Kras song

USA open your eyes.Russia's destiny
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - krasnogvardiech (10/13/2014) [-]
My god, it's amazing.
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
americans love to preach how awesome they think they are without ever checking what others pack

they need to check how russian stuff beats them on the curve most of the time

and how ive seen some american kids bleat on about how americans get more hours doing stuff somehow makes them better.....they get edgy when i tell them "well maybe the russians dont need to spend so long to learn the same or better skills...."
User avatar #1719 to #1718 - krasnogvardiech (10/13/2014) [-]
It's the Tesla versus Edison argument. Yes, the Russians know what works, but the Americans spend time testing out and confirming what doesn't work.
User avatar #1720 to #1719 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
and the americans pack in a whole bunch of shiny **** they dont need and costs more while the russians just say "heres the budget, make it work"
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - krasnogvardiech (10/13/2014) [-]
Pretty much. You know you love the latter.
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
russian stuff: so much better that R Lee Ermey had to **** with a gun trial just so the AK47 didnt pwn the m16 too badly
#1723 to #1722 - matexius ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
I should start learning Russian more seriously...
seriously...
User avatar #1710 - konradkurze (09/21/2014) [-]
comrade
can i please have your FJ points
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
No.

I wanna hoard them this time. See how high I can get them.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - konradkurze (09/21/2014) [-]
Kras and his shekels
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
FJ points. No jews here.

Imma hoard them like one tho still
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - konradkurze (09/21/2014) [-]
Kras the jewkrainian
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
Pretty much ae
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
absolutely disgusting
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - konradkurze (09/17/2014) [-]
wanna know the scary part of that pic?
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
It was an artist's approximation?
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - konradkurze (09/18/2014) [-]
no.....

scariest part is

I commissioned that Snooki pic to be drawn
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - konradkurze (09/18/2014) [-]
and thats just the cheap picture....i had another artist commission a more detailed pic of her to make it lifelike
#1702 - matexius ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Nevermind that message, I got it for now...
Fukken bronies, man; turning our love of The Emperor against us...

Sometimes, you have to do stupid **** for the things you believe in...
User avatar #1701 - konradkurze (09/05/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1698 - matexius ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Hey Kras I need you to test something for me...
*injects Kras with a vial of Russianum 34 and after a brief period, he becomes a superhero of Mother Russia.*
And for the love of The Emperor; try to keep your underpants ''inside'' your suit...
there is the... ''minor'' side effect though...
#1700 to #1699 - matexius ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Speaking of which... Have you heard that the 'Muricans are gonna go and try to bomb/ invade Russia?
Haven't they learnt anything from Hitlers and Napoleons tries? I mean, waging war with Russia, with the coming of Winter...?
That's not war, that's a Deathwish...
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