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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#170 - Sadly, some are. Personally I don't give two ***** … 11/18/2014 on golly 0
#169 - **** that. Work to improve yourself and earn what…  [+] (27 new replies) 11/18/2014 on golly 0
#171 - afghanautopilot (11/18/2014) [-]
well, that list kind of says otherwise wouldn't you say?
User avatar #174 - krasnogvardiech (11/18/2014) [-]
... I thought you were referring to the list of shit in the content. My bad.

Still, the list you linked isn't anything more than the results of a quick survey. They worked for what they have, let them enjoy it. Not that's to say they ought to be given bullshit privileges like not being fined or arrested for any infractions they commit (parking tickets, breath testing, et cetera) but hell, they've got money which they earned.
User avatar #172 - krasnogvardiech (11/18/2014) [-]
Point, but your comment is still incorrect for the most part. I say again, gender and ethnicity have no productive part in simple work. In the opinion of many, the US is getting pants-on-head retarded in its 'diversity' garbage.
#175 - afghanautopilot (11/18/2014) [-]
well are we talking about specific examples or just society in general. Because if we're talking about society as a whole I would argue that gender as a social construct - not biological sex except for cases of manual labour - has huge effects not so much on your productivity but the expectations strangers have to you and how that pushes you to a behavioural pattern that separates you from the other gender. I don't have the statistics hera right now and it's 4 a.m. in Gothenburg but at least here women have for a really long time been alienated from the academic world and are just now starting to get their share. There are still fields dominated by males like economics and engineering which often give high paid jobs. the reason women don't go to those subjects isn't because it's illegal, it's because the second they escape their mothers vagina they are told that those subjects are for guys. Tinkering with dirty shit is for men. Little girls should be clean and wear pink. that's where I think the real problem lies.
User avatar #176 - krasnogvardiech (11/18/2014) [-]
You're correct, that is bullshit. However, the fields are only dominated by men because very few women decide to go into them. The choice to enter said fields is still completely down to the individual.
Again, gender and behaviour patterns and social constructs have no place in the workforce. You need to work and do your job, and if you do so well then you're doing it right. Go above and beyond and you may get a raise. Do poorly and you will be inquired upon.

It boils down to the choice of the individual. And whether or not one would say "Fuck it, I'm doing this" or not.
#177 - afghanautopilot (11/18/2014) [-]
I take it you are a philosophic libertarian? If we start in this end instead: Why did you choose to do whatever you are doing with your life?
User avatar #178 - krasnogvardiech (11/18/2014) [-]
I have no idea what I'm supposed to be. I state naught but my own thoughts.

I chose to get into engineering because it's a damn well-paying field. It's dirty, messy, hands-on and I personally love it. Hence why I haven't quit. But the underlying reason for it is to establish a career which I can then get into aviation via the engineering side of things. Because it's all well and good if I can fly a plane, better yet if I can fix it. But pilots are basically glorified truck drivers in terms of pay unless you're with a big airline. Engineers, on the other hand, are practically rolling in dosh in exchange for having a shit job sometimes. There's a whole lot of things I can list as to why I'm in my field, but in the end I can't really pick one. I'm just drawn to it, like a moth to a candle flame.
#179 - afghanautopilot (11/18/2014) [-]
Great! Now, where does your love for messy, dirty hands-on things come from? What I'm trying to get at is the underlying cause for why you are as you put it "drawn to it like a moth to a candle flame".
User avatar #180 - krasnogvardiech (11/18/2014) [-]
If I knew, don't you think I'd have stated it?

I've been drawn to the skies and the air since I moved halfway across the world, that's all I can say. Paragliding and parachuting's too short, nobody builds zeppelins anymore. Hence, aviation via piloting. And it's economically unsound to do that, thus I acquire funds and a backup via engineering. Therefore, I do work.
User avatar #189 - silverzepher (11/18/2014) [-]
i say we bring back zeplins, we are a smarter people now, we can make it work. imagine being able to take a month long holiday inn the air.
User avatar #196 - krasnogvardiech (11/19/2014) [-]
Rats, dust, oil and perpetual damn creaking. While it's an attractive idea, no thanks.

Plus, it'll be a damn nightmare for air traffic controllers to get over.
User avatar #197 - silverzepher (11/19/2014) [-]
we can make this work, i just need you, and a large sum of money, and maybe some assistance from the cartels in Mexico
User avatar #198 - krasnogvardiech (11/19/2014) [-]
Fuck you and your insinuations. If you're going to construct a zeppelin, which is supposed to be quite a damn bit more long-lasting than an aeroplane, then you need to do it properly. This means no untrained immigrants and no faulty equipment.

Do it once, do it properly.
User avatar #199 - silverzepher (11/19/2014) [-]
but how will we get the large sums of money to cover the initial overhead if we do not deal with the cartels? we are very few who would like to make this work
User avatar #200 - krasnogvardiech (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't know and frankly don't care. While steel isn't at all that expensive (in fact, pure iron is actually more expensive than finished-process steel) it will be expensive indeed to hire the facilities and equipment necessary.

Besides, zeppelins are slow. They're called airships for a reason. A modern cargo-hauler jet could get half the load there three times as fast and twice as cheaply, and that's a thing most trade/courier companies would prefer.
User avatar #201 - silverzepher (11/19/2014) [-]
that is why you make it a report in the sky, a get away from all if your problems in land, don't market it as a way Tu mine his, the problem is the building if the duo's, plus ask if the goods to run it. and the air rights you would have to negotiate writing countries
#181 - afghanautopilot (11/18/2014) [-]
My point is that certain people, situations and societal norms have probably affected your interests and passions in some way and some of those norms and situations are different depending on your gender. While growing up we constantly hear that some things are for girls and some are for guys. It can be as simple as colours or favourite foods. Those experiences are a part of what makes you to be you and we're making a mistake if we think that our previous experiences doesn't affect our decisions. We are not rational beings to that extent. Great book on the subject of subconcious thinking is Daniel Kahneman's "Thinking Fast and Slow" or just read about some cognitive biases like the Fundamental Attribution Error or the Hindsight Bias. That's shit is awesome. A lot of the time we think we make rational decisions but what we're really doing is rationalizing an instinctive decision as we're making it. I would also like to recommend Dan Ariely's Predictably Irrational. Just skip the self help part of it. Do you see what I'm trying to say?
User avatar #182 - krasnogvardiech (11/18/2014) [-]
Yes, and it's because of that that I disagree.

We're all born blank slates, and we grow to be whatever. Back to my point, though, that circumstances do not and by all rights should not interfere with one's place within the workforce. Only effort and merit, supported by knowledge and wisdom, ought to decide those.
#183 - afghanautopilot (11/18/2014) [-]
But what you think should count and what acutally does happens to be opposites. Priming is well described in the psychological litterature and does not only apply to jobs and salaries but everyday- and lifedefining decisions across the board. You are sort of right to say that we are born as blank slates (there are studies which seems to show evidence of quite extensive prenatal priming) but th very essence of what I argue is that we in fact do not grow up to be "whatever" we do very much grow up to be what is expected of us by others which we in turn rationalize internally. That is of course a good thing because people are horrible and if we didn't take other peoples opinions into account civilazation would probably crash and burn, but the medal has it's backside - as we say in Sweden and Norway - and that backside is manifested through various social inequalities like the fact that it's not until recently that it has become acceptable for men to talk about their mental wellbeing or the fact that women are defined professionaly first by their gender and second by their abilities. you almost never hear someone say "Wow, you're good at math for a guy" because we expect guys to be good at math. If your bad at it you're just bad at math. No one will say "Oh well, boys shouldn't get involved in that anyway". Important fields have long been reserved for men, not through law but societal norms and we have to accept that and actively work to change that.
User avatar #184 - krasnogvardiech (11/18/2014) [-]
And I'm saying any employer who works professionally does not give a single fuck about norms and social garbage, and instead hires based solely off competence.
#185 - afghanautopilot (11/18/2014) [-]
But they evidently do not. Employers are also human beings and highly fallible. They may very well think that they don't give a flying fuck, but that's just not the case. As I have described we all give an army of flying fucks subconciously and then trick ourselves into believing that we've made a rational decision. This is why recruiters should ask job applicants to put their names last or on a separate sheet so that their name wouldn't affect their decision. Because trust me it does. And thats not just employers. I think it was Freakonomics Radio who did an episode on some sort of racist database ads.
User avatar #186 - krasnogvardiech (11/18/2014) [-]
Thus, the conversation comes to an end. I could write theses on why you're incorrect, or leave it to philosophy majors to do so. But I need to wake up at 6am to go to work, so I'll be seeing you.
#187 - afghanautopilot (11/18/2014) [-]
As far as I can tell you have yet to bring forward evidence that supports your stand on this except for our rational thinking and a very strict application of homo economicus, which I feel I have demonstrated - at least to some extent - that we cannot trust. I would very much like to continue the discussion - which have been remarkably civilized considering it's on the internet - so feel free to PM me or just reply here in the future. Sweet dreams!
User avatar #202 - krasnogvardiech (11/19/2014) [-]
I'm back. And while I am tired as balls and do still need to get up at 6 in the morning, I'll very carefully and easily break it down. And before you get on my ass about details, keep in mind that I am a broke-ass college grad working at a factory, I speak only my thoughts and my views, and while I could become infuriated, it would ultimately achieve nothing.

Your statement takes it for granted that X-gender people want to do work in Y area, based on Z social norms. What you overlook is that social norms aren't things formed quickly, or easily. The ones in place about within an individual in the modern Western-world society are the result of recurring choices throughout history, all originally started by a group of individuals. To put it simply, our ancestors began the trend, it was followed, and then we continue to do so and see the norm as acceptable because of familiarity and settledness. It is the norm because it's effective - it works. So we keep doing it.

But the recursive point, and the reason your stance is incorrect is that ultimately it is entirely the choice of the individual whether or not to take work in X subject. Speaking from an engineering perspective (and taking heed of the lack of engineers in the modern world, respective to the progress, development and the growth of our population) that if we could do anything to double the number of engineers then that would be fantastic. More hands on deck means more work can be done, and work done properly doesn't care what gender you are. One may equate this to agriculture, social work... basically all kinds of work, done anywhere.

The ultimate choice is one's individual right - the peoples' freedom of choice being a caveat of any democratic nation. If you are to give people of any sort free handouts, then you are creating a privileged higher class which automatically are allowed more freedom to operate economically based only on their being of that higher class.

Continued.
User avatar #203 - krasnogvardiech (11/19/2014) [-]
From the creation of any privileged class the impact on the 'lesser' classes is that they're outed from opportunities to acquire work - in the worst case scenario, all the money might go towards paying off rent, and when they show up to an interview the boss will look down on the individual and would rather pick the one who had some money to spare.

The effect of this, of free handouts to X group within society, is that they're allowed higher status and given an in to any industry they so choose. And then the screening process loses a step - less productive individuals make it within any given industry. If you shorten or skew the base from which the industry intakes workers, then you change the industry; if the individual is less productive, the industry suffers.

From this, based on simple rationality and observation of cause and effect, the conclusion is as follows, from my perspective.

If members of X class are given special privilege, while being less productive than the whole, then if said privilege allows special ins to the industry, said industry will suffer; members of X class have the preference of intake.

Following this reason - and true productivity-based recruitment - you can indeed have a perfectly even distribution of race, religion, gender, et cetera within the workforce. I think you underestimate just how many people are out there. Note that I say 'can' because while it's possible, for the most part it's not exactly reachable. It may take a long, long time, but such a thing is possible. Just not practical - in such a time, you may have found many individuals more competent than employee A, but you decide to hire another based simply on his skin color. That is not reasonable. That is not efficient. That is not productivity-oriented thinking, the type of thinking that you need.

Continued, again.
User avatar #204 - krasnogvardiech (11/19/2014) [-]
To sum it all up.

There should be no special privileges.
If you give special privilege to any group within the workforce, it skews the spread of the recruitment and thus lowers productivity.
Solution: Recruit based solely off individual productive endeavour. Many forget that a machine is made up of many, many parts.

Circumstantial factors are irrelevant when recruiting individuals.
To say otherwise is discrimination, by the very definition of the term.
Solution: Recruit based solely off individual productive-mindedness. If such a system had X group as the majority of their employees, then it just shows that X group are the harder workers, excluding individuals.

External influences have no place in the workforce.
Those that are directly dealing and are directly involved in the matter should be the ones addressing a problem. This is due to a better knowledge of the assets available at any given point to deal with any given issue.
Solution: Keep the operation (industry) free of political influence or outside pressure.

Now please, afghanautopilot, leave me the hell alone. I need to sleep, get up, and think about work and solely work, and resolving this issue is not going to help me in that.
#206 - afghanautopilot (11/19/2014) [-]
Hi again, I have a few questions for you if you find the time for further discussion.

For your second paragraph: Does tradition makes those norms fair? After all, isn’t fairness what we’re discussing?
In your third paragraph, what makes you think that anything you ever do is entirely your choice? Are we not to some extent products of the society we live in? Think about people’s favourite food for example. That is one thing which varies tremendously from culture to culture.
In your fourth paragraph, are you suggesting that we by giving unemployed people money are making them a privileged higher class? Would you say that inherited capital is an unfair handout?

What makes you think that employers recruitment is solely productivity based?

I agree with your idea that circumstantial factors should be irrelevant in recruiting I just don’t think that that’s the case today. Here in Sweden for example it’s especially difficult for immigrants from the Middle East to find a job because they are continuously judged by their name and looks before their skills are even taken into account. I couldn’t find a sciencepaper on it but there have been multiple tests where they have sent out the same job applications with different names to a series of companys and consistently the traditional Swedish named applicants are favoured.

Regarding your last paragraph I also would very much like for politics to not be a part of the economy at all, but I’m afraid that’s not the case and to not see that is a dangerous mistake if you ask me.

I hope you find time to answer
#166 - No. Move out as soon as you can and cut off contacts. Make it … 11/18/2014 on golly 0
#1797 - I also **** 'em right in the pussy. 11/17/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1795 - Well, **** you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1796 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also fuck 'em right in the pussy.
#1793 - Me, b0xxy? **** that **** outta here.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1794 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, fuck you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also fuck 'em right in the pussy.
#1791 - I killed it  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1792 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? Fuck that shit outta here.
#1794 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, fuck you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also fuck 'em right in the pussy.
#1789 - Brain inside skeleton cerebral cavity is bed for brain …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/17/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1790 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #78 ** :
suffocated by everything

the voice Kras hears in his head
User avatar #1791 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I killed it
#1792 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? Fuck that shit outta here.
#1794 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, fuck you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also fuck 'em right in the pussy.
#1787 - Siesta.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1788 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
this is how many hours a day Kras actually gets out of bed
User avatar #1789 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Brain inside skeleton
cerebral cavity is bed for brain

ergo
never leave bed
User avatar #1790 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #78 ** :
suffocated by everything

the voice Kras hears in his head
User avatar #1791 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I killed it
#1792 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? Fuck that shit outta here.
#1794 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, fuck you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also fuck 'em right in the pussy.
#1785 - I only need 21% to kick your ass buddy boyo  [+] (12 new replies) 11/17/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1786 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 31**
what percent lazy is kras
User avatar #1787 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Siesta.
User avatar #1788 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
this is how many hours a day Kras actually gets out of bed
User avatar #1789 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Brain inside skeleton
cerebral cavity is bed for brain

ergo
never leave bed
User avatar #1790 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #78 ** :
suffocated by everything

the voice Kras hears in his head
User avatar #1791 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I killed it
#1792 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? Fuck that shit outta here.
#1794 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, fuck you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also fuck 'em right in the pussy.
#10044833 - I'm a Zoanthrope??! Since when?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#10044844 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
Kras is a mind flayer
#10044812 - wat  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10044825 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
you eat the brains of psychic people
User avatar #10044833 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm a Zoanthrope??!

Since when?
#10044844 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
Kras is a mind flayer
#10044790 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#10044803 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is what Kras will have for dinner tonight
#10044812 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #10044825 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
you eat the brains of psychic people
User avatar #10044833 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm a Zoanthrope??!

Since when?
#10044844 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
Kras is a mind flayer
#10044730 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10044776 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does Kras' breathe contain enough flammable chemicals to count as a flamethrower if he lit a match
#10044790 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
#10044803 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is what Kras will have for dinner tonight
#10044812 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #10044825 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
you eat the brains of psychic people
User avatar #10044833 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm a Zoanthrope??!

Since when?
#10044844 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
Kras is a mind flayer
#40 - Wasn't that the point, though? Once a skeleton can handle that… 11/17/2014 on I'm gonna pop some tags 0
#10044021 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10044030 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
does Kras fuck men no homo
#10044730 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #10044776 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does Kras' breathe contain enough flammable chemicals to count as a flamethrower if he lit a match
#10044790 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
#10044803 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is what Kras will have for dinner tonight
#10044812 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #10044825 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
you eat the brains of psychic people
User avatar #10044833 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm a Zoanthrope??!

Since when?
#10044844 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
Kras is a mind flayer
User avatar #10044034 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does Kras fuck men no homo
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Kings Field?
#398 - oriphiel (11/17/2014) [-]
Dark Souls
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#10039101 - konradkurze (11/16/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Kras gay
#10044021 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #10044030 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
does Kras fuck men no homo
#10044730 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #10044776 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does Kras' breathe contain enough flammable chemicals to count as a flamethrower if he lit a match
#10044790 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
#10044803 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is what Kras will have for dinner tonight
#10044812 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #10044825 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
you eat the brains of psychic people
User avatar #10044833 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm a Zoanthrope??!

Since when?
#10044844 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
Kras is a mind flayer
User avatar #10044034 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
does Kras fuck men no homo
#62 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on For fucks sake +4
User avatar #72 - cantfindausername (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm not siding with the feminists, but a lot of those bricks and wires were put there by men because women weren't really allowed to work there. For present day, I'm sure there are a few women in those departments - not a lot, but some.
No one should be shitting on anyone, like what that OP said. One side shouldn't be taking down the other because they did something. That'll just dig a deeper hole. We should all be trying to earn respect by being respectful to everyone. There are grey areas, but I won't get into that right now.
User avatar #64 - mezzyjezze (11/16/2014) [-]
This make me smile
#61 - Well, ldnelson did make one hell of a strawman, and shat all… 11/16/2014 on For fucks sake +4
#85 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Safety First +2
#14 - Dem iceworlds, man. ****** beautiful, if a tad chilly.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Unbearable +4
User avatar #15 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
well to review your points
> marines have their own kit
> marines can move faster than most people can change their aim to shoot them
> marines are still unique just part of companies like militaries do
> marines use others as canon fodder while they charge
> marines have better guns
> valhallan - space wolves...still iceworlders
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User avatar #1798 - konradkurze (19 hours ago) [-]
*prods Kras' jiggly beer belly*
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - krasnogvardiech (19 hours ago) [-]
It's plump, but flattening and hardening gradually. Still hairy as **** .
User avatar #1801 to #1799 - konradkurze (19 hours ago) [-]
beer BEAR belly
User avatar #1784 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 79**
what percent casual is Kras
#1785 to #1784 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I only need 21% to kick your ass buddy boyo
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 31**
what percent lazy is kras
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Siesta.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
this is how many hours a day Kras actually gets out of bed
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Brain inside skeleton
cerebral cavity is bed for brain

ergo
never leave bed
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #78 ** :
suffocated by everything

the voice Kras hears in his head
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I killed it
#1792 to #1791 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? **** that **** outta here.
#1794 to #1793 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, **** you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 to #1796 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also **** 'em right in the pussy.
#1779 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
i must be really ******* bored if i thought of this
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were.

Come on mate, you're a bloody Primarch. Pull your **** together.
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
well not everyone is as boring and 'sane' as you loyalists

a focused mind is a dull mind
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Dull equals getting **** done. I'll gladly trade that off for things.
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
dull means stagnation.....
#1778 - matexius (11/13/2014) [-]
Brokranian... I've found something...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2M5l__vCwo

I'd try to translate it... but... I'm still trying to figure out Cyrilic letters...
pic not related...just one of my current background...although I have been listening to Iron Maiden in the last few months...possibly best decision I've made yet...
User avatar #1762 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
Krasnogvardiech is:

1:an Imperial Guard
2: a Space Marine
3: a Chaos Marine
4: a Necron
5: an Ork
6: a Sister of battle
7: a Tyranid
8: an Eldar
9: a Dark Eldar
10: a Squat
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
I ******* hate your text color.
#1764 to #1763 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
ahhhh
the russian is filled with rage as always
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Rage buried deep beneath the drink and soul-crushing cynicism .
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
Kras needs anger management....aka vodka
#1767 to #1766 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
No, just a magical creat to remove soreness and blisters. I have a large blister on the underside of my foot, right on the pad. It is on the most annoying and pointless place to have a blister of all time.
#1768 to #1767 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
i shall fix that for you
#1769 to #1768 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Augmentic legs... yes please, tovarisch it will be of so cool
#1770 to #1769 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
ill put your head on a cyborg body so nothing below the neck shall ever bother you
#1771 to #1770 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
But then the face is completely exposed, ******* . Who designed that dude?

Go superheavy or go home, chuck my remains in a Dreadnought shell and put me in this thing.
#1772 to #1771 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
duh youre a dirty loyalist....you'd get iron hands armor
#1773 to #1772 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Screw the Space Marines. Imperial Knights all the way.
#1774 to #1773 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
awwww look at that itty bitty guy...

have your knight...ill take an imperator
#1775 to #1774 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Good luck not trampling cities when you try to move. I'm providing close walker support to my homies on the ground.
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, SOMEONE didn't appease the Machine Spirits.
#1761 - matexius (11/08/2014) [-]
Found it...   
   
 Flawless physics... great success...
Found it...

Flawless physics... great success...
User avatar #1752 to #1731 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
I've got no evidence as of now, and I'll probably have forgotten this in the morning. My point is lost.

The liberal media is /composed/ of them, no doubt about it. Hence the distortion of the view on the matter.
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
so those groups was in russia and they have been captured?
#1732 to #1731 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
The alcohol tolerance is questionable, but I'm sure there can be some sort of working-out for the Middle East.
#1733 to #1732 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
>2014 near 15
>still hatin russians
>still hatin putin
#1734 to #1733 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
Just imagine, though. Every angry man, woman and child in the middle east, all bearing Nagants, Kalashnikovs, Makarovs and PKMs...

Magnificent, no?
#1735 to #1734 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i find it ironic that CIA i mean the QSIS is upgraded with NATO-MURICAN weapons.

while the SAA is upgraded with soviet gears weapons and armor.
#1736 to #1735 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
You KNOW the U.S gave a ton of weapons to those places. And then there was the looting done by ISIS on the government arms caches. Guns aren't bio-degradable, and there are probably arms dealers all over the place down there.
#1737 to #1736 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
and then the baboon says it is a mistake, no time for niglet american ****** stupidity. also the coon boon trained some rebels with the best weapons and those rebels surrendered to the terrorist group the next day. OH! THE IRONY!


#1739 to #1738 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Coon, Coon.
Black Baboon.
Brutal, Worthless,
Thieving Goon.
Often High, Thrives In Jail,
His Welfare Check Is In The Mail.

#1740 to #1739 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
Makes me miss the days where acting like a complete retard would get you lynched and deported.
#1741 to #1740 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i do find executing degenerates and those waste of human DNA is something right.

we are having enough inbreed of stupidity.
User avatar #1742 to #1741 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
Hitler was correct in his prognosis of the untermensch. They are indeed a cancer plaguing us, but it's not so easily identifiable as race or religion. There was a massive deficiency in the fields of science and medicine and engineering just because a lot of them were Jewish in the time of the Third Reich.

It's identifiable by the ways they behave and the patterns of thought they follow, not by the circumstances about them.

They're the likes of hysterical soccer moms, 'social justice warriors' and feminist extremists, ISIS, the Westboro Baptist Church, the Renaissance-era French Nobility. The untermensch are literally deserving of their label as sub-human, and completely incapable of rational thought.
User avatar #1755 to #1742 - deficiency (11/07/2014) [-]
Also communism is for ******* retards.
#1754 to #1742 - deficiency (11/07/2014) [-]
Stop blaming your 						******					 life on the Juden and actually better yourself.   
Better your life.   
Make smart choices and become who you want to be, what you ought to be.   
   
Instead of screaming like 'soccer moms' like the SJW.   
Go out there and prove to yourself that you can become heroic.
Stop blaming your ****** life on the Juden and actually better yourself.
Better your life.
Make smart choices and become who you want to be, what you ought to be.

Instead of screaming like 'soccer moms' like the SJW.
Go out there and prove to yourself that you can become heroic.
#1756 to #1754 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
My life's not ****** at all, I'm in the process of doing the second part, aim to do the third, and merely am noting the situation.
Being heroic consists of two parts: being in the right place at the right time, and doing the right thing. I'd gladly do the latter, while the former still eludes me.

This account was made partly for satire, d00d. I picked a theme and it stuck to me. Besides the subject's one of the few links back to my home country that I have.
#1757 to #1756 - deficiency (11/07/2014) [-]
lol why so easy to trick you out of our cause.
you are too weak to the wills of the jew goyim

too easy to manipulate.

you are not fit to be a soldier against the modern world
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
I've got little idea where the hell this came from, and I'm not sure I want to know.
User avatar #1743 to #1742 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
the reason why we find those groups now is because we are not giving a single **** about them in reality.

like church of Scientology. you know if all the people gone out and did beat the **** out of them, those groups will be exterminated.

and like QSIS, the social Jewstice warriors and all those faggotry around us must have this kind of solution. yes it is violent but it is the only way now.
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
The world's too comfortable right now, I think. Maybe if we're lucky the nukes will launch and we'll holocaust ourselves back into hardness and mental sharpness.
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
the solution is in our table. but we are unable to grab it
User avatar #1746 to #1745 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
Who says we need to? The subhumans are poking at the bear, and eventually the bear will get mad and crush their **** back to Age of Empires.
#1747 to #1746 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
so you say let them do what they want until    
   
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   
   
now i know what is happening here.
so you say let them do what they want until

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

now i know what is happening here.
User avatar #1748 to #1747 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
This was't obvious from the beginning? Let those involved beat the nickel they swallowed last Christmas out of them, we don't even need to do anything.
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
and when do you think the bear will wake up from his sleep?
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2014) [-]
It already has. You seen the reports on how they're cracking down on their **** ? FBI and DoD is making arrests and has been investigating their cases for weeks. Odd, how all this is centered in the U.S, though.
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
what is this are you talking about and who are they?


as the media here is **** .
User avatar #1728 - konradkurze (11/06/2014) [-]
9 Rota
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - konradkurze (11/06/2014) [-]
the ****
you dont know the movie 9th company

russian movie about the war in afghanistan
User avatar #1726 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
*sets Kras on fire just for fun*
#1724 - konradkurze (10/16/2014) [-]
You are the Stalin Marine
#1725 to #1724 - krasnogvardiech (10/17/2014) [-]
Astartes are overrated. One in a billion, too.
User avatar #1716 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
the perfect Kras song

USA open your eyes.Russia's destiny
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - krasnogvardiech (10/13/2014) [-]
My god, it's amazing.
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
americans love to preach how awesome they think they are without ever checking what others pack

they need to check how russian stuff beats them on the curve most of the time

and how ive seen some american kids bleat on about how americans get more hours doing stuff somehow makes them better.....they get edgy when i tell them "well maybe the russians dont need to spend so long to learn the same or better skills...."
User avatar #1719 to #1718 - krasnogvardiech (10/13/2014) [-]
It's the Tesla versus Edison argument. Yes, the Russians know what works, but the Americans spend time testing out and confirming what doesn't work.
User avatar #1720 to #1719 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
and the americans pack in a whole bunch of shiny **** they dont need and costs more while the russians just say "heres the budget, make it work"
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - krasnogvardiech (10/13/2014) [-]
Pretty much. You know you love the latter.
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
russian stuff: so much better that R Lee Ermey had to **** with a gun trial just so the AK47 didnt pwn the m16 too badly
#1723 to #1722 - matexius (10/13/2014) [-]
I should start learning Russian more seriously...
seriously...
User avatar #1710 - konradkurze (09/21/2014) [-]
comrade
can i please have your FJ points
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
No.

I wanna hoard them this time. See how high I can get them.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - konradkurze (09/21/2014) [-]
Kras and his shekels
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
FJ points. No jews here.

Imma hoard them like one tho still
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - konradkurze (09/21/2014) [-]
Kras the jewkrainian
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2014) [-]
Pretty much ae
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
absolutely disgusting
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - konradkurze (09/17/2014) [-]
wanna know the scary part of that pic?
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - krasnogvardiech (09/17/2014) [-]
It was an artist's approximation?
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - konradkurze (09/18/2014) [-]
no.....

scariest part is

I commissioned that Snooki pic to be drawn
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - konradkurze (09/18/2014) [-]
and thats just the cheap picture....i had another artist commission a more detailed pic of her to make it lifelike
#1702 - matexius (09/17/2014) [-]
Nevermind that message, I got it for now...
Fukken bronies, man; turning our love of The Emperor against us...

Sometimes, you have to do stupid **** for the things you believe in...
User avatar #1701 - konradkurze (09/05/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1698 - matexius (09/03/2014) [-]
Hey Kras I need you to test something for me...
*injects Kras with a vial of Russianum 34 and after a brief period, he becomes a superhero of Mother Russia.*
And for the love of The Emperor; try to keep your underpants ''inside'' your suit...
there is the... ''minor'' side effect though...
#1700 to #1699 - matexius (09/05/2014) [-]
Speaking of which... Have you heard that the 'Muricans are gonna go and try to bomb/ invade Russia?
Haven't they learnt anything from Hitlers and Napoleons tries? I mean, waging war with Russia, with the coming of Winter...?
That's not war, that's a Deathwish...
User avatar #1691 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
*genetically modifies Kras to be a bear*
#1694 to #1693 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
i see an alcoholic bear on a unicycle
#1695 to #1694 - krasnogvardiech (08/29/2014) [-]
how the **** do i drive this thing
#1697 to #1696 - krasnogvardiech (08/29/2014) [-]
ubercharge is disgusting
User avatar #1677 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1672 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Kras when meeting girls
#1673 to #1672 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Ну што, нз проблема.

>Мое лицо когда
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
ваша кровь водка
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i want one thing to happen

we both know what it is

Red Alert 2 intro
User avatar #1678 to #1676 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The start of World War III?



Emperor's blood. No.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
russia putting the americans in their place

Gamehelper.com - WiC: Soviet Assault TrailerNew

needs to happen
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a stupid idea. A better one would be a long-term military alliance. Less lives and less resources lost. The way we're headed, Fallout might become a reality. And that is a terrifying thought.
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
well allying with usa means theyll try to ******** russia out of so much to profit usa and leave russia in ****

User avatar #1683 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You didn't forget about the states' massive debt, right?
#1682 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Russia's better off financially than the U.S is. It would be a blow to the Federation, certainly.

The only answer is space, tovarisch. Even a small asteroid is worth billions in scientific resources - as well as elements and materiel alien to our world.

I think the space race ought to be started up again.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah there is space but then you'd have usa and the un bitch about "anything russia colonizes should be international access
same deal as that moon treaty where somehow the moon is supposedly international property

yeah usa has a massive debt even more reason theyd ******** russia out of its wealth

hell alaska was an illegal sale and usa refused to hand it back
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The race would be combined. International access means that its resources would go to whoever needs it, with a hefty percentage going towards the nation/organization that did it.

The whole reason the US would ask for money is to pay off their debts in the first place. No reason save that - they hate the russkies too much. The States have the largest and most well-equipped army overall, no major need for military support.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
then that just leaves it open for greedy corporations to buy everything up over time thus ******** on other planets like they do to earth

best russia takes and holds on its own and lets normal people migrate to said planets and forbids corporate ownership
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You've obviously never heard of the oligarchy. It's heading that way - the few, all over the world, are taking control of all its resources. Disney's doing it, BP Oil's doing it, everyone is.

It's all over the place. I actually care, though, about what they're going to do and what opportunity does it open up for the everyman.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i say we need another yeltsin to march in with part of the army....kick out the government and also get rid of the oligarchs trying to own eveything
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The oligarchs' owning it all isn't the problem. Having much under the control of many means that it's easier to organize **** .

That's part of the reason why the Red Army failed in the initial stages of World War 2's Soviet front. Poor, disorganized leadership. So much resources eventually got the work done, but it floundered about for a while.

Mobilization, tovarisch, is the issue. Putting resources in the right place. Space is the new place for funds - the Chinese are already on the plan, for ****** sake.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yah but chinese are also a problem,,their leadership SUCKS....its still the few privileged and their friends / family getting rich and making the poor poorer and dispossessing the independent rich

like just a couple years back....some guy who owned a hotel near a river was forced to sell it for 10% of its value because the government wanted to flood the ricer to build a hydro power damn which meant his hotel would have been in the flood are otherwise

and oligarchs are one of the problems.....the rich shouldnt be allowed to buy more and create monopolies on resources...if we go to other planets we go without them and let normal people have a fresh start at prosperity
#1671 - konradkurze (08/10/2014) [-]
Kras vs america
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