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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

latest user's comments

#39 - FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR UNLEASHES AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF CUM 04/21/2015 on FJ? Were you having a good... 0
#38 - second one >he was performing surgery in the swamp… 04/21/2015 on FJ? Were you having a good... 0
#29 - **krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"** **krasnogvardie… 04/21/2015 on beep 0
#64 - Extended a war to four fronts. European, Russian, Africa…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Most unpopular opinion on FJ +4
User avatar #136 - pinethrush (04/27/2015) [-]
And four times as many balls he had, or so I've heard.
#67 - Ken M (04/21/2015) [-]
And twice as many nipples he had, or so i heard.
#44 - No related story. No personal experience. Just someone with so…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on "it means courage" +1
#45 - vegasstoner (04/21/2015) [-]
yeah but the kid doesnt have any money. his family does. granted that means he'll proably get to go to a better college and have an easier time because he doesnt have to work for it. but still....guess i should just get over it. bitches are stupid.
#90 - You cheeki breeki little **** . 04/21/2015 on (untitled) +5
#89 - Not so fun fact. Had the three Chernobyl Divers not released t… 04/21/2015 on (untitled) +1
#48 - And here I am slugging vodka on my off days. Have to …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on too kiwi 0
#49 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
'Night man
#46 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on too kiwi +1
#47 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Every time I try to drink I just start gagging.
On the plus side I can handle straight scotch better than everyone I know
#48 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
And here I am slugging vodka on my off days.

Have to go, sleep for work needed.
#49 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
'Night man
#44 - Better than the Zone, at any rate. Tourist's Delight and Diet …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on too kiwi +1
#45 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Shitty beer? You mean, any of them?
I just can't stand the taste
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
#47 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Every time I try to drink I just start gagging.
On the plus side I can handle straight scotch better than everyone I know
#48 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
And here I am slugging vodka on my off days.

Have to go, sleep for work needed.
#49 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
'Night man
#42 - Ukraine. cheeki breeki  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2015 on too kiwi +1
User avatar #43 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
I figured the soviet bear thing was like a joke.
So how's the shire?
User avatar #44 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Better than the Zone, at any rate. Tourist's Delight and Diet Sausage is good for the average stalker, but I'd rather go with meat pies and shitty beer, now that the choice is available to me.
#45 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Shitty beer? You mean, any of them?
I just can't stand the taste
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
#47 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Every time I try to drink I just start gagging.
On the plus side I can handle straight scotch better than everyone I know
#48 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
And here I am slugging vodka on my off days.

Have to go, sleep for work needed.
#49 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
'Night man
#40 - Moved over here in '02. Better than what I left behind, at lea…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/20/2015 on too kiwi +1
User avatar #41 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Moved from?
User avatar #42 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Ukraine.

cheeki breeki
User avatar #43 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
I figured the soviet bear thing was like a joke.
So how's the shire?
User avatar #44 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Better than the Zone, at any rate. Tourist's Delight and Diet Sausage is good for the average stalker, but I'd rather go with meat pies and shitty beer, now that the choice is available to me.
#45 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Shitty beer? You mean, any of them?
I just can't stand the taste
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
#47 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Every time I try to drink I just start gagging.
On the plus side I can handle straight scotch better than everyone I know
#48 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
And here I am slugging vodka on my off days.

Have to go, sleep for work needed.
#49 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
'Night man
#2419 - schozzle is Persian, you dumb **** . Kebab with white meat. 04/20/2015 on syrianassassin's profile 0
#38 - They do. Source: I live here. Get fukt, mate  [+] (11 new replies) 04/20/2015 on too kiwi +1
User avatar #39 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
You're a kiwi?
Never would've guessed
User avatar #40 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Moved over here in '02. Better than what I left behind, at least.

Glad I'm not over there now.
User avatar #41 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Moved from?
User avatar #42 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Ukraine.

cheeki breeki
User avatar #43 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
I figured the soviet bear thing was like a joke.
So how's the shire?
User avatar #44 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Better than the Zone, at any rate. Tourist's Delight and Diet Sausage is good for the average stalker, but I'd rather go with meat pies and shitty beer, now that the choice is available to me.
#45 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Shitty beer? You mean, any of them?
I just can't stand the taste
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
#47 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Every time I try to drink I just start gagging.
On the plus side I can handle straight scotch better than everyone I know
#48 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
And here I am slugging vodka on my off days.

Have to go, sleep for work needed.
#49 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
'Night man
#11 - Picture 04/19/2015 on Otherkin 0
#10 - There's a big, big difference between these retards and **…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Otherkin 0
#11 - krasnogvardiech (04/19/2015) [-]
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on The Rock 0
#17 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
The source is incase, before anyone asks
#5 - Sadly, most see it instead as a challenge. Those without reaso… 04/19/2015 on Thomas Paine 0
#17 - I've come to talk with you again... 04/19/2015 on Goodnight sweet prince 0
#21 - What kind of mutant is that? 04/19/2015 on The Turdchicken +1
#30 - Girth. Not length. Always check the diameter of condoms before… 04/19/2015 on It Fits 0
#10 - U WOT MATE  [+] (13 new replies) 04/19/2015 on too kiwi +7
User avatar #27 - anotherponyaccount (04/19/2015) [-]
Kiwi's don't say mate as far as I know
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
They do.

Source: I live here.

Get fukt, mate
User avatar #39 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
You're a kiwi?
Never would've guessed
User avatar #40 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Moved over here in '02. Better than what I left behind, at least.

Glad I'm not over there now.
User avatar #41 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Moved from?
User avatar #42 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Ukraine.

cheeki breeki
User avatar #43 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
I figured the soviet bear thing was like a joke.
So how's the shire?
User avatar #44 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
Better than the Zone, at any rate. Tourist's Delight and Diet Sausage is good for the average stalker, but I'd rather go with meat pies and shitty beer, now that the choice is available to me.
#45 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Shitty beer? You mean, any of them?
I just can't stand the taste
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
#47 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
Every time I try to drink I just start gagging.
On the plus side I can handle straight scotch better than everyone I know
#48 - krasnogvardiech (04/20/2015) [-]
And here I am slugging vodka on my off days.

Have to go, sleep for work needed.
#49 - anotherponyaccount (04/20/2015) [-]
'Night man
#35 - Comment deleted 04/19/2015 on Cursed 21st Series: Lamenters +1
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on MLG Autism +4
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#2221 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
Kras must cossack dance
User avatar #2222 to #2221 - krasnogvardiech (05/04/2015) [-]
Maybe tomorrow.
#2225 to #2224 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
do it or i destroy every bottle of alcohol in new zeland so you have to go sober
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - krasnogvardiech (05/04/2015) [-]
go ahead

breweries will making more
#2227 to #2226 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
then ill destroy the breweries and every homebrew kit so noone can make stuff at home either
#2217 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
***** i need sleep

fuk off
#2219 to #2218 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
> needs sleep
> still logs onto FJ

kek
#2216 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
kras
accept my friend request
#2214 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
World in conflict soviet assault cutscenes  5
#2215 to #2214 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
вы знаете
User avatar #2211 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
rageblade, maxetius.
Calm yo bitch asses down. I went to Catachan's ancestor for a holiday, nothing too bad.

Australia. The Gold Coast. **** was cash, but I died there. Stung by venomous everything.
#2207 - rageblade (04/30/2015) [-]
i think Kras pepsi

User avatar #2208 to #2207 - matexius (04/30/2015) [-]
Doubt it...
But he hasn't been online in a while...
I hope nothing bad happened...
Just when I sent him that apology PM... God-Emperor damnit...
#2209 to #2208 - rageblade (05/01/2015) [-]
well its not natural for him to be gone more than a few days....hes been gone a week and a half....kinda worried
User avatar #2210 to #2209 - matexius (05/01/2015) [-]
Maybe he's got money problems?
That's what was wrong the last time he was gone for a week...
It IS winter in NZ, afterall; might have to pay more for heating.
Though, he is Ukranian/basically Russian, he should be used to the cold...
#2220 to #2210 - rageblade (05/04/2015) [-]
apparently the red bear went to roast his nuts in australia

#2206 - rageblade (04/29/2015) [-]
Krasno
why you ignore me
#2205 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
im sad now

i think i have Krasno liver

i drank a bottle of wine and felt nothing
User avatar #2212 to #2205 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
You drink wine for the flavor, man.
#2213 to #2212 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
cant hurt drinking for flavor and effect
#2204 - rageblade (04/20/2015) [-]
ahhh motherland

High-Speed Russian VDV Airborne: Air-Mech Paras Jump with Drogues
User avatar #2200 - krasnogvardiech (04/16/2015) [-]
>>404
#2198 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Cannot predict now**
will Kras be the next tsar of the motherland
User avatar #2199 to #2198 - krasnogvardiech (04/16/2015) [-]
It cannot predict because I decided it would not.
#2191 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls A monkey smoking a cigar.**
what makes Kras cringe
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
noooooooo
#2193 to #2192 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
cigar monkey time
User avatar #2194 to #2193 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
remove ****** remove ******
#2195 to #2194 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
****** already in motherland
User avatar #2196 to #2195 - krasnogvardiech (04/15/2015) [-]
will die

******* cannot live rape kill steal in cold weather
#2197 to #2196 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
these ******* look okay to me
maybe they learned to handle snow
#2176 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
здравствуйте
User avatar #2177 to #2176 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
Guten tag.
#2178 to #2177 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
wie gehts kamerad Kras
User avatar #2179 to #2178 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
Ничего важности
#2180 to #2179 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> in NZ
> doing nothing important

so relevant
User avatar #2181 to #2180 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm going to go shooting in about two hours. And I intend to get above 100 points this time.

I swear upon the Emperor, the Murderkube and Ireland.
#2182 to #2181 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
> russian
> giving a **** about accuracy

lel
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
My ancestors and heroes are looking down upon me. I must cheeki the breeki and ooga the chaka.
#2184 to #2183 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
your ancestors would say "the **** are you using a gun you pussy....charge in with swords drawn like a real ruski warrior"
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
*like a Cossack

And i say **** them, I fight the way that is effective.
#2186 to #2185 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
go to war as 100% russian
#2187 to #2186 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
DA

And bears are very intelligent animals, thinking on it.
#2188 to #2187 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in Belarus

the hairy gay men 'bears' are very dumb
User avatar #2189 to #2188 - krasnogvardiech (04/14/2015) [-]
And just about anywhere else.
#2190 to #2189 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls My sources say no** is Kras a gay bear
User avatar #2150 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2174 to #2151 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
>Implying they can't be mutual business partners

The thing about being a selfish corportized sociopath is you have a tendency to demand more because there is no such thing as "enough"

>No more room for stripmalls
>No more oil to drill
>No more diamonds to mine
>No more animals to slaughter

Asami is a very VERY greedy woman. She could offer to find hostile planets for the Emperor to wage war with since his ego revolves around feeding the itchy trigger fingers of angry marines.

Meanwhile he would offer to find peaceful, heavily resourced planets for her to destroy. Think Avatar only this time the Megacorporation wins.
#2175 to #2174 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Dude

Dude

Doooood

Bruh

Broski

You're not thinking long-term enough.

Emperor dictates that the Imperium must expand in X galactic arm. Asami Goto, High Lord of Terra and (for the purposes of this conversation) Mistress of the Rogue Traders, spies a nice cluster of sectors not yet under Imperial Law. Said sectors are populated by a nice assortment of humans, xenos, assets and valuables. Asami Goto 'advises' a few of her Rogue Traders to go there. Her lieutenants fund shadow and civil wars alike, leaving the sectors in desperate want. Goto herself extends a token effort which is calculated and placed for maximum efficiency - the sectors end up serving her.

Once mercantile dependancy is placed under Goto's rule - calculated so that maximum output whilst providing wealth and decent standard for operation of the assets, by miss Goto - the Emperor would order in his Liberation fleets, after which it would be very simple and normal Imperial life.

Basically, it's not so much a matter of being mutual business partners. The Emperor would likely very astutely recognize her business capability and hand over all of his Imperium's commercial authority in exchange for her working for him. After which he'll basically leave her to her own functioning, and the Imperial war machine will only profit.

And in the long term, not a lick of difference will be made to canon because you know **** could've happened this way and nobody would be able to tell the difference.

Come on, you know she wouldn't say no to having this and thousands many times more things like it. Small price to pay in exchange for putting up with the rest of the Imperium.

-

The (slight) heresy against the Emperor is in your assumption of ego. It's all an act until he needs it otherwise. Should there be a threat the Imperial Army cannot handle, a tactical assessment is done. The solutions are simple. If the threat afflicts the Imperium, such as a xenos invasion or suchlike, send a Liberation Fleet. If even a Crusade-level Liberation fleet spearheaded by the Astartes can't handle it, then and only then is Exterminatus a viable option.
User avatar #2161 to #2151 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Absolutely none of those

Rich Girl with desire to become richer and powerful best fetish.
User avatar #2163 to #2161 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Logical. Man and woman have to complement each other in status, right?
User avatar #2164 to #2163 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Nah man I want a Shallow Materialistic Bitch who takes her lavish lifestyle to an extreme

We're not talking acctress rich

or even "I'm pro right wing everything" rich

We're talking "I have transcended the realm of mortal peasantry" rich.
#2165 to #2164 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
So rich you measure your wealth not by numbers, but by which order of magnitude you are wealthier than the person next to you.

Niiiiice.
#2166 to #2165 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Asami would look at a billionaire and laugh   
   
>I'm sorry. Unemployment line is over there   
   
Trillionaire would be like a kid with a shiny new quarter   
   
It would boggle the mind.
Asami would look at a billionaire and laugh

>I'm sorry. Unemployment line is over there

Trillionaire would be like a kid with a shiny new quarter

It would boggle the mind.
#2167 to #2166 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Quadrillionaire. Like, Bill Gates rich. A Rogue Trader in the making.

her fw
User avatar #2168 to #2167 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
KEK

Sounds about right. The kind of spoiled rich girl who lives in a 2000 ft tall mansion and complains that the decor is all wrong and we need to start over from scratch

>Bulldoze the entire house down. One wall is not the color I want we need to start over.
#2169 to #2168 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Concrete and steel is cheap anyway. And hiring the woman who designed Saddam Hussein's bunker (who herself is descended from the man who designed Adolf Hitler's bunker) is a pittance, right?

her fw people come asking for money
User avatar #2170 to #2169 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Well she is a Weapon's developer among other things. Monopolists don't like it where there is something or someone they don't own yet

Private Mercenaries? **** that I'll take an entire army, navy, marine force, air force, ALL OF IT

My life is worth more than 6 billion people I have ever right to be a teensy bit paranoid so die for your queen.
#2171 to #2170 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Ah, Rogue Trader-funded colonies in a nutshell. Or the megacorporations of Borderlands.
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Megacorporation is an understatement

Remember when Mitt Romney said on live TV "Corporations are like people?"

Asami takes that to an extreme. A corporation is like a new born baby you need to love and nurture it and show it no harm. So keep your taxes and laws away from her baby.
#2173 to #2172 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Not even Rogue Traders are beyond the law of the Imperium, though. Big Boss says jump, she still asks how high. That's just what you do when the guy who mandated just everything you do tells you to.

And besides, just look at this magnificent superhuman demigod. He is twenty-one feet tall, at minimum. And he still managed to find time to hand-make all that **** . You bow to that kind of guy.
User avatar #2152 to #2151 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Morning Draken its midnight

sup.
#2153 to #2152 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
The ceiling is up, despite all my efforts.

I have the day off tomorrow in exchange for having to work on a saturday. Good thing I'm contracted.

Give me three random words and I'll try to include them in my novel I'm currently writing.
#2154 to #2153 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
3 random words? OK

Asami

Best

Waifu.
#2155 to #2154 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Those words were most decidedly not random, but I'll include them in this work anyway.

The name will be the wife of a skyport repair-dock worker that he'll be phoning home to, 'Best' is fairly common so I'll use it as a colloquialization for 'Bestie', a type of propeller engine for airships that fell out of production (though the repair-dock at which the main character works's stationed wizard will retell tale after tale of those reliable little things) and I'll have a shored mercenary that doesn't know a lick of English try to pronounce 'Rifle' and fail horrendously.

Pic only slightly related.
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User avatar #2157 to #2156 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
I don't really care, to be honest. I posted it because it seemed relevant.

How have things been happening and how have you been attempting to milk them for all their worth in this great ******** we call life?
User avatar #2158 to #2157 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Man **** you then I care greatly I love my art projects

Its like 12:30 AM where I am right now thinking of new porn ideas to fap to.
User avatar #2162 to #2158 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
Wait a sec. You aren't seriously one of the dudes who works on LoK, are you?
#2159 to #2158 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2015) [-]
*roll fetish*

Spin the wheel!
#2139 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
*puts a bowl of borscht in the middle of a minefield and waits for Kras*
#2140 to #2139 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
I equip Soyuzkoptr and retrieve the borsht
I equip Soyuzkoptr and retrieve the borsht
#2141 to #2140 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
allahu akbar
#2143 to #2142 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
you remember the scene from 9 Rota where the plane gets shot down

allahu akbar
#2145 to #2144 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Outlook good**
will syrianassassin fly a plane into the kremlin
#2146 to #2145 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
Never   
   
Russia give even less of a 			****		 than America   
   
SAMs will shoot down before he descends past 10,000 feet.
Never

Russia give even less of a **** than America

SAMs will shoot down before he descends past 10,000 feet.
#2147 to #2146 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
what is kebab comes down from space and just drops like a meteor

AA wont have time to track him
User avatar #2148 to #2147 - krasnogvardiech (04/09/2015) [-]
********

radar is quick

missile is quick

kebab b gon
#2149 to #2148 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
then you have burning debris of kebab fall out you


ans what if kebab packs plane with bombs and scatters them before missiles hit him...then you have bombs rain down
#2136 - rageblade (04/08/2015) [-]
Krasno admits south siders are ******* idiots

same rule no mater where you go
User avatar #2137 to #2136 - krasnogvardiech (04/08/2015) [-]
Oi. Inverz ain't that bad.
#2138 to #2137 - rageblade (04/08/2015) [-]
yeah but are people on the south side of town idiots
#2126 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Kras... I think I found your great, great, great, great... *1.5 hour later*... great grandson...
#2127 to #2126 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, there is a resemblance.
User avatar #2128 to #2127 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Seriously though... I just found the Vostroyans'... and kind of a '' ********** thing right here they're Space Russians... That makes me think... Are there Space Germans, Americans, Slovenes and Brits, too?
User avatar #2129 to #2128 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
Specifically, they are Tsarist Cossacks IN SPAAACE!.

Now, in order:

Armageddon Steel Legion is Wehrmacht Armoured Divisions (Heer, not SS) IN SPAAACE!.
Death Korps of Krieg is WWI Prussian/German Trench Fighters IN SPAAACE!.
Elysian Drop Troops are a mix between the French Foreign Legion and American Airborne Infantry IN SPAAACE!.
Cadian Shock Troops are WWII Allied forces IN SPAAACE!, which counts as American, I'd say.
Mordian Iron Guard alternate between the USMC Dress Uniform and Zulu/Boer War British Colonial Infantry IN SPAAACE!.
No idea about Slovenes.
User avatar #2131 to #2129 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Also... What is ''CREEEEEEEEEDDD'' supposed to mean?
#2132 to #2131 - krasnogvardiech (04/05/2015) [-]
It's part cry of frustration and the rest the lament of the defeated. Most often sounded when the enemy has been the victim of a commander that bore tactical genius on Lord Castellan Creed's level.
User avatar #2133 to #2132 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh...now that picture makes sense...
I saw a picture in the comments that was a Greater Daemon of Tzeench, who's essentially an overgrown bird with anger issues that played...I think Chess or something with a Guardsman with a big cloak and a cigar; the bird thing was screaming ''CREEEEEEEED'' and flipping the table...
I asked what it meant, but nobody answered... Now I feel like the guy who never heard of Marneus Calgar...
User avatar #2130 to #2129 - matexius (04/05/2015) [-]
You think they still remember the old Terra Dance?

Cadians are the 'Muricans, kinda makes sense... only that they don't bomb your ass with artilerry...
How did I not see the Krieg guys... I need to think before I think out loud...

Eh, just asking about Slovenes, since I'm one...
I'll be completely frank with you... we probably wouldn't survive the next 38 milleniums, well, maybe; we've survived under near constant assault since the 4. century from the Germanics, Italians (Romans), Turks, Hungarians, the Spaniards, even our neighbours from the Balkans, etc. and we're still here. I don't know why I'm telling you this... we just might have a chance...
#2124 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
just another day in the land of Krasnogvardiech

Russian Security Guards Group Fight 4 on 1.avi
#2125 to #2124 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
No **** is given for traitor to motherland.
#2123 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
Call o Duty 5 : World at War    Soviet song
User avatar #2115 to #2114 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
you know it
#2116 to #2115 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
you gotta make more soviet OC krassle
User avatar #2117 to #2116 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
i don't wanna
#2120 to #2119 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
do it you lazy chechen
#2121 to #2120 - krasnogvardiech (04/03/2015) [-]
but if I am of chechen how is chechen of me?
#2122 to #2121 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
Krasno is cheeki breeki
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