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krasnogvardiech

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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#8 - Picture 05/31/2015 on Cock sauce 0
#13 - Cola. Known and worldwide. Trumps even apple and chocolate. 05/31/2015 on Soda life 0
#13 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user killjoyus ** And th… 05/31/2015 on Merlin rocket engine firing up 0
#11 - They're still around. Just not paid attention to anymore. … 05/31/2015 on Quick Question... 0
#10 - Picture 05/31/2015 on Let Me See your Facial Hair... 0
#45 - You forgot about attaching a bungy cord to their feet. Or did …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Cool things for FJ 0
User avatar #50 - thisisspartah (05/31/2015) [-]
nah thats just common sence
#4 - Eh, I needed to do some neck stretches anyway. 05/31/2015 on HE's AN OCTOPUS!! 0
#18 - "He who refers to the Sororitas as 'Bolter Bitches' will … 05/31/2015 on Adepta Sororitas Cosplay +2
#17 - Sounds about right. 05/31/2015 on Adepta Sororitas Cosplay 0
#16 - Why do most of them not have helmets? That's just silly, they …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Adepta Sororitas Cosplay +2
User avatar #25 - lazorgator (05/31/2015) [-]
Stray shots dont hit loyal servants of the emperor.

The Emperor protects.
User avatar #23 - captainwow (05/31/2015) [-]
I pointed this out to one of my friends that plays Grey Knights about the Dreadknight, how he was basically just strapped in and not really protected. His response was "eh it's Terminator armor". When I pointed to the guy strapped in without a helmet, his response was "he's fiiiiiiiiiiiine".
#21 - *Remarkables. That's looking down on the place when t… 05/31/2015 on Cool things for FJ 0
#27 - >Astartes arguing As frakking usual. 05/30/2015 on norge 0
#75 - Don't you ******* dare talk smack about shovels. 05/30/2015 on anon exposed +4
#73 - Picture 05/30/2015 on anon exposed +19
#2 - I saw this on this ******* site today. One sec, I'll go… 05/30/2015 on (untitled) 0
#10 - The Alliance's standard soldiers, though, are Marines. The Qua… 05/30/2015 on Wait....what? 0
#15 - It's so easy, too. 05/30/2015 on Demise of mouse society +6
#6 - Plot twist: It is one of the invading army of Heaven, sent to … 05/30/2015 on Cool things for FJ +5
#4 - saurus 05/30/2015 on IDKFAwwwwwww! 0
#42 - Good amounts of food when younger coupled with a relatively he… 05/30/2015 on Girls and tall guys 0
#8 - So what? There's many organizations that take on the name of M…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Wait....what? +1
User avatar #13 - dragonjackel (05/30/2015) [-]
k i know das the image used for alliance marines in ME3's war asset console, but why do they look like Eclipse Troopers and why did i never notice
User avatar #12 - captainprincess (05/30/2015) [-]
Wouldn't be as funny if GW hadn't honest-to-emprah tried to trademark the term 'Space Marine'

legit they tried that
User avatar #9 - subaqueousreach (05/30/2015) [-]
Spectres are not Marines.
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (05/30/2015) [-]
The Alliance's standard soldiers, though, are Marines. The Quarian fleet uses Marines, too.
#22 - This is it. End of the line. That messy, colorless muck in the… 05/30/2015 on Scrape off the blood clot... +2
#9 - Nonono, less /k/ and more Stalker. /k/'s way is to fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on (untitled) +6
#14 - goodvibrations (05/30/2015) [-]
/k/ek
#2 - tf can I say, I'm hungry  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on Bears in the air 0
#3 - falloutsurvivor (05/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls The inevitable heat death of the universe.**
what is kras fave snack
#4 - Well, he's not wrong. 05/30/2015 on Star Wars +4

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User avatar #2399 to #2398 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - syrianassassinsoul (06/02/2015) [-]
click and watch
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Did.

Bloody hate that conspiracy **** , but the video did have a point. The US is again at war with an ideology that wants to destroy them.
#2402 to #2401 - syrianassassinsoul (06/02/2015) [-]
see?   
   
we must unite and 			****		 			*************		 from the east and west
see?

we must unite and **** ************* from the east and west
#2386 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
wake up soviet comrade
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
What is the happening?
#2388 to #2387 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
just taking it easy before work
whats crazy red bear up to
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Just come back from work. Popped a tire on the way home, but my hours are set later from today so I can just walk.

Going shooting in a while.
#2390 to #2389 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
russians and guns

such evil
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
My highest score, out of 100.10, is a 98.1.

Fear me.
#2392 to #2391 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
kras is the sniper from 9 Rota

User avatar #2393 to #2392 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaybe.
#2394 to #2393 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
hand Kras a dragunov and he can shoot the star off a soviet coin at a mile off
User avatar #2395 to #2394 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
With a good enough scope to see the bloody thing, maybe.
#2396 to #2395 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
you need a scope?
russian pleb
finland sniper does it without scope

Simo Hayha > > > Vasily Zaitzev
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Finns outsnipe basically everyone on the planet tho, bruh

Simo was a hunter and a woodsman for years before WWII. Vasily was a similar dude who got handed a rifle and went to town, and he forgot all that **** since he was a little boy in a peasant village.

Also Simo didn't train any other snipers, Vasily trained like, 90.

Simo had ********* targets, too, Russians that were Southern Slavs, weren't skilled in winter warfare. Zaystev had the ******* Germans, in the ruins of Stalingrad.
#2367 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.**
how badass is Kras
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll cah answer*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls Sunshine and rainbows.**

Damn straight. Now, how badass are you?
#2369 to #2368 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
so Kras is the new Tzar

and i burst into flame in the evil sun
#2370 to #2369 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
So I'm the leader of a new world superpower and you become a ******* Solar Exalted?

******** , absolute ******** .
#2371 to #2370 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
no no...i burst into flame aka burn to death
sunlight bad....very bad

#2372 to #2371 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
So you become a ******* Fire Elemental.

For ****** sake man, I'm trying to be comparable here.
#2373 to #2372 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
fine if youre trying to keep me alive ill be judge fire
#2374 to #2373 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Sweet, you're appointed to be my new Minister of Law.

If judging and being fire is all you do may as well get paid for it. And hell, you're not corrupt like the other guy.
User avatar #2378 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
That's Tsar Nicholas II. Useless ******* cunt.
#2379 to #2378 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
wasnt it tsar peter who travelled the world gathering up as much knowledge from other countries for russia to learn from
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
**** you

no ******* way am I being that incompetent *******

He got cucked by Rasputin for ****** sake

Piss off with that ******** .
#2377 to #2376 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
so you can be Tsar Piotr who helped russia move forwards
#2380 to #2377 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes.

Fancy ************ , led the empire with science and steel. Nicholas was a faggot who spent all his time partying and jacking off.
#2381 to #2380 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
so Kras is tsar peter to revolutionize russia again

imagine russia more advanced than japan
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
It is a good dream.
#2383 to #2382 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
russia might actually fulfil its 40K prediction of being the hub of a galactic empire

and the primarchs will be born in the urals
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Hell no, wasn't the Emperor's laboratory underneath the Himalayas?
#2385 to #2384 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
just checked....his lab was actually on the moon

though im sure the 40k novels said the urals
i hate how they keep retconning 40k
#2363 - falloutsurvivor (05/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls A crappy little hand.**
how gay is Kras
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
boo

None of that.

Crash Bandcoot playan here. Thinking of a sauna tomorrow.
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
yaaaassssss
#2361 - falloutsurvivor (05/25/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Naruto headbands.**
what is kras superpower
#2360 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
is the lazy bear awake?
#2354 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor buys Kras a russian havoc copter**
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
ffs kurze

i need to sleep

stop tempting me from it
#2356 to #2355 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf its only 10pm
you lazy blob
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
I need to get up for work tomorrow tho

and my alarms fail to wake me.
#2358 to #2357 - falloutsurvivor (05/24/2015) [-]
lazy bear does not wake easily
#2353 - rageblade (05/23/2015) [-]
i think we need to post fake porn of kras out in the fields with the sheep
#2351 - falloutsurvivor (05/22/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Hot Pockets©.**
what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
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