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User avatar #27 - hueyfreeman (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm happy
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More /x/ than potassium, but still counts.
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User avatar #28 - ohgodwaitimatheist (12/24/2014) [-]
This thread has been very amusing, sir.
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#5 - NIKO, MY COUSIN! HOW ARE YUO? 12/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1876 - How would that work? Media in that region consists of people o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1877 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
this is the problem. the CIA-SIL got stronger because the media. the only way to clear them is first close it then eradicate the area they live in.
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#1874 - Hold on. Nothing happens that easy. First off, start …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1875 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
the first one is as you said.

as you can see the CIA-SIL are spreading fast because the media support. the only way to shut them down is to close the media in iraq and syria.

but of course the world will go public outcry/
User avatar #1876 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
How would that work? Media in that region consists of people on ham radios reporting things to one another. Except for air traffic controllers and the like, but then again word of mouth is the primarily relied-on source. And you know how bad that is. Unless I'm wrong and they really do look to obviously edited propaganda as the truth.
User avatar #1877 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
this is the problem. the CIA-SIL got stronger because the media. the only way to clear them is first close it then eradicate the area they live in.
#1872 - Yes, because I'm not aware of the majority of it - let alone a…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/24/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
User avatar #1873 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
shit happens quick because we let it happen.

news are just a puppet. and 98% all belongs to one groups spreading what they want for their own interest.

i guess it is the time (really) to shut down the media.
User avatar #1874 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Hold on. Nothing happens that easy.

First off, start defining things. Which media do you want to shut down? What do you mean by 'media', the liberal trash of the U.S or the somewhat more honest organizations of the rest of the world?

The world doesn't revolve around the states. And of course it does, that's how fascism works. Not a bad system either, if not for the laziness and spinelessness of those involved.
User avatar #1875 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
the first one is as you said.

as you can see the CIA-SIL are spreading fast because the media support. the only way to shut them down is to close the media in iraq and syria.

but of course the world will go public outcry/
User avatar #1876 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
How would that work? Media in that region consists of people on ham radios reporting things to one another. Except for air traffic controllers and the like, but then again word of mouth is the primarily relied-on source. And you know how bad that is. Unless I'm wrong and they really do look to obviously edited propaganda as the truth.
User avatar #1877 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
this is the problem. the CIA-SIL got stronger because the media. the only way to clear them is first close it then eradicate the area they live in.
#1870 - What's happening?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/24/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1871 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
take a look at this world.

and you tell me whats happening?
User avatar #1872 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes, because I'm not aware of the majority of it - let alone any significant event that's occurred.

Shit happens quick, and news doesn't spread as fast.
User avatar #1873 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
shit happens quick because we let it happen.

news are just a puppet. and 98% all belongs to one groups spreading what they want for their own interest.

i guess it is the time (really) to shut down the media.
User avatar #1874 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Hold on. Nothing happens that easy.

First off, start defining things. Which media do you want to shut down? What do you mean by 'media', the liberal trash of the U.S or the somewhat more honest organizations of the rest of the world?

The world doesn't revolve around the states. And of course it does, that's how fascism works. Not a bad system either, if not for the laziness and spinelessness of those involved.
User avatar #1875 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
the first one is as you said.

as you can see the CIA-SIL are spreading fast because the media support. the only way to shut them down is to close the media in iraq and syria.

but of course the world will go public outcry/
User avatar #1876 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
How would that work? Media in that region consists of people on ham radios reporting things to one another. Except for air traffic controllers and the like, but then again word of mouth is the primarily relied-on source. And you know how bad that is. Unless I'm wrong and they really do look to obviously edited propaganda as the truth.
User avatar #1877 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
this is the problem. the CIA-SIL got stronger because the media. the only way to clear them is first close it then eradicate the area they live in.
#1868 - That cat's face pretty much sums up my reaction to the Forged …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/24/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1869 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
looks like everything is now being fucked. and we are loosing.
User avatar #1870 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
What's happening?
#1871 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
take a look at this world.

and you tell me whats happening?
User avatar #1872 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes, because I'm not aware of the majority of it - let alone any significant event that's occurred.

Shit happens quick, and news doesn't spread as fast.
User avatar #1873 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
shit happens quick because we let it happen.

news are just a puppet. and 98% all belongs to one groups spreading what they want for their own interest.

i guess it is the time (really) to shut down the media.
User avatar #1874 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Hold on. Nothing happens that easy.

First off, start defining things. Which media do you want to shut down? What do you mean by 'media', the liberal trash of the U.S or the somewhat more honest organizations of the rest of the world?

The world doesn't revolve around the states. And of course it does, that's how fascism works. Not a bad system either, if not for the laziness and spinelessness of those involved.
User avatar #1875 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
the first one is as you said.

as you can see the CIA-SIL are spreading fast because the media support. the only way to shut them down is to close the media in iraq and syria.

but of course the world will go public outcry/
User avatar #1876 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
How would that work? Media in that region consists of people on ham radios reporting things to one another. Except for air traffic controllers and the like, but then again word of mouth is the primarily relied-on source. And you know how bad that is. Unless I'm wrong and they really do look to obviously edited propaganda as the truth.
User avatar #1877 - syrianassassin (12/24/2014) [-]
this is the problem. the CIA-SIL got stronger because the media. the only way to clear them is first close it then eradicate the area they live in.
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#50 - Pay someone to tattoo that picture on it, in microscopic form.… 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... +2
#46 - Tack on that picture, too.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... 0
User avatar #48 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
But the scripture is tattooed to my dick...
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Pay someone to tattoo that picture on it, in microscopic form. Run your dick through a microprinter and put the words of that on.

Might as well do the gorilla warfare greentext too while you're at it.
#44 - Wind power is, though, a bit more easy to maintain than, say, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... 0
User avatar #47 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Agreed. I'm actually against ocean bases hydroelectric because fish are much more susceptible to change.
#42 - Read this. It shall be thy scripture.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... +3
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
My scripture is but one line, which reads : Do some wicked shite, ya gob
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Tack on that picture, too.
User avatar #48 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
But the scripture is tattooed to my dick...
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Pay someone to tattoo that picture on it, in microscopic form. Run your dick through a microprinter and put the words of that on.

Might as well do the gorilla warfare greentext too while you're at it.
#40 - Unlike a certain bad-to-the-ballsack theoretical physicist, I …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... 0
User avatar #43 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Like I said, I'm not against wind power. I'm just more for stuff that works in space.
User avatar #44 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Wind power is, though, a bit more easy to maintain than, say, hydroelectric power. And a hell of a lot better than coal.
User avatar #47 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Agreed. I'm actually against ocean bases hydroelectric because fish are much more susceptible to change.
#39 - On urban expansion you've got a point. Land is a very finite…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... +2
User avatar #41 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
I'll take any excuse for space habitats yo.
#42 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Read this. It shall be thy scripture.
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
My scripture is but one line, which reads : Do some wicked shite, ya gob
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Tack on that picture, too.
User avatar #48 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
But the scripture is tattooed to my dick...
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Pay someone to tattoo that picture on it, in microscopic form. Run your dick through a microprinter and put the words of that on.

Might as well do the gorilla warfare greentext too while you're at it.
#37 - Except however big they are and however much distortion in the…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... 0
User avatar #38 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how much a 'small difference' can make, Mister Freeman.
User avatar #40 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Unlike a certain bad-to-the-ballsack theoretical physicist, I don't have a suit of power armor handy. I can make one eventually after many, many trials and errors assuming I have infinite resources, but that might take a while.

In all seriousness, we really can't do much. Also, you've missed out the fact that the wind turbines are (comparatively) somewhat easier to repair and maintain. Also, instead of one huge one you can get hundreds of tinier ones and maintain power generation, which makes things a little easier.
User avatar #43 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Like I said, I'm not against wind power. I'm just more for stuff that works in space.
User avatar #44 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Wind power is, though, a bit more easy to maintain than, say, hydroelectric power. And a hell of a lot better than coal.
User avatar #47 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Agreed. I'm actually against ocean bases hydroelectric because fish are much more susceptible to change.
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#18 - Wind is caused by high pressure air being dispersed into a low…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... +4
User avatar #34 - commontroll (12/22/2014) [-]
Except it's more like a mile wide and 6 miles long with how big these wind farms are.
User avatar #28 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Except they're always placed in huge fields, because otherwise it's just not worth the power output. Row after row of them. It adds up. Put a windmill in a wind tunnel, stand on the other side. The wind is drastically reduced.
User avatar #37 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Except however big they are and however much distortion in the world's air currents they cause, they'll still have nothing on forests, mountains, volcanoes, oceans and generally whatever Mother Nature throws at us.

It's the same with pollution. Compared to the gigagrams of materiel that gets belched out by volcanoes, do you seriously think the world's industry is really going to make that much of a difference?
User avatar #38 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how much a 'small difference' can make, Mister Freeman.
User avatar #40 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Unlike a certain bad-to-the-ballsack theoretical physicist, I don't have a suit of power armor handy. I can make one eventually after many, many trials and errors assuming I have infinite resources, but that might take a while.

In all seriousness, we really can't do much. Also, you've missed out the fact that the wind turbines are (comparatively) somewhat easier to repair and maintain. Also, instead of one huge one you can get hundreds of tinier ones and maintain power generation, which makes things a little easier.
User avatar #43 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Like I said, I'm not against wind power. I'm just more for stuff that works in space.
User avatar #44 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Wind power is, though, a bit more easy to maintain than, say, hydroelectric power. And a hell of a lot better than coal.
User avatar #47 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Agreed. I'm actually against ocean bases hydroelectric because fish are much more susceptible to change.
User avatar #35 - bothemastaofall (12/22/2014) [-]
you're right, but it isn't a finite resource. Otherwise buildings would have used it all up.
#96 - JustintheWaysian (12/22/2014) [-]
Just because something is infinite doesn't mean that it has a finite, quantifiable flow. Suppose we had an infinite waterfall (as in, it goes on forever). It fills a pool, and the pool is also drained at the same rate as it is being filled.

Block off 1/2 of the waterfall's flow, then it only fills up its pool at 1/2 the rate. But the pool is still being drained at the normal rate. The pool will eventually bottom out.

That being said, of course the waterfall illustration is an ideal, steady state steady flow model, and is not 100% representative of the Earth. To correctly model the waterfall illustration would be to include variable flow and draining rates. But the idea is that, no matter how you look at it, if you block the flow of the waterfall, the pool's average water level will decrease.

Same thing with the Earth's climate. If you block the flow of these winds, despite wind being an infinite resource, you will affect it in some way. Now, whether the effect is actually significant or not is debatable, and I think it really depends on how much we harvest that wind energy as to whether we can determine the significance of harvesting wind energy.

Also, (not to insult you here), if you think buildings "use up wind energy and so why hasn't the wind been all used up by them?", then you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how turbines work, or the energy exchange between an inlet source and a work output in such a system. Standard, rectangular buildings do not operate in this way, and do not have the same effect on the wind as what a wind turbine would.
#97 - JustintheWaysian (12/22/2014) [-]
Edit to my first sentence:
Just because something is infinite doesn't mean it DOES NOT have a finite, quantifiable flow.
User avatar #36 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Just because its technically infinite doesn't mean we shouldn't carefully manage where we put our harvesters for it, same way we need to manage urban expansion.
User avatar #39 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
On urban expansion you've got a point. Land is a very finite resource.

That malady can be cured by going into space, no?
User avatar #41 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
I'll take any excuse for space habitats yo.
#42 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Read this. It shall be thy scripture.
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
My scripture is but one line, which reads : Do some wicked shite, ya gob
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Tack on that picture, too.
User avatar #48 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
But the scripture is tattooed to my dick...
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Pay someone to tattoo that picture on it, in microscopic form. Run your dick through a microprinter and put the words of that on.

Might as well do the gorilla warfare greentext too while you're at it.
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User avatar #1879 - konradkurze (3 hours ago) [-]
Santa Kras gives many gifts to syrianassassins people

C&C Generals - "AK47s for everyone!"
#1878 - bionicpanda (11 hours ago) [-]
Hope you have a nice one
Hope you have a nice one
User avatar #1880 to #1878 - krasnogvardiech (1 hour ago) [-]
Cheers, mate.
#1868 to #1867 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
That cat's face pretty much sums up my reaction to the Forged Alliance expansion for Supreme Commander.

******* Seraphim.
#1869 to #1868 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
looks like everything is now being ****** . and we are loosing.
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
What's happening?
#1871 to #1870 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
take a look at this world.

and you tell me whats happening?
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes, because I'm not aware of the majority of it - let alone any significant event that's occurred.

**** happens quick, and news doesn't spread as fast.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
**** happens quick because we let it happen.

news are just a puppet. and 98% all belongs to one groups spreading what they want for their own interest.

i guess it is the time (really) to shut down the media.
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
Hold on. Nothing happens that easy.

First off, start defining things. Which media do you want to shut down? What do you mean by 'media', the liberal trash of the U.S or the somewhat more honest organizations of the rest of the world?

The world doesn't revolve around the states. And of course it does, that's how fascism works. Not a bad system either, if not for the laziness and spinelessness of those involved.
User avatar #1875 to #1874 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
the first one is as you said.

as you can see the CIA-SIL are spreading fast because the media support. the only way to shut them down is to close the media in iraq and syria.

but of course the world will go public outcry/
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - krasnogvardiech (12/24/2014) [-]
How would that work? Media in that region consists of people on ham radios reporting things to one another. Except for air traffic controllers and the like, but then again word of mouth is the primarily relied-on source. And you know how bad that is. Unless I'm wrong and they really do look to obviously edited propaganda as the truth.
User avatar #1877 to #1876 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
this is the problem. the CIA-SIL got stronger because the media. the only way to clear them is first close it then eradicate the area they live in.
#1847 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
ahhhh Kras
i see you trolling the amerifats
User avatar #1848 to #1847 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Not intentionally. The dude's being an idiot and not giving details and sources. If he backed up his claims with legitimate and verified evidence I'd believe it.
#1849 to #1848 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
implying amerifats give a 						****					 about evidence
implying amerifats give a **** about evidence
User avatar #1850 to #1849 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Well, I'm a Ukrainian-turned-Kiwi. Facts, evidence, details and the hard crunchy **** is what I work with. No groupthink crap.
User avatar #1851 to #1850 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
no matter where you go
you are of MOTHERLAND

yeah its kinda ****** up how amerifats think they know more about places than the people who LIVE there
#1852 to #1851 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
I may be of Motherland, but I am also of Man. I am TERRAN.

Simple arrogance. The British did that too, except that was back in the days when the Empire was full of hard cunts who earned the right to be arrogant.
#1854 to #1853 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
All the best ideas came from Holy Terra.
User avatar #1855 to #1854 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
aha but the best marines came from motherland

Мать Россия создали Нострамо

HMKids - Lost in the Darkness (Night Hunter Konrad Curze / Конрад Кёрз)
#1856 to #1855 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
*Spetsnaz. Marines are sissies compared to them.
#1857 to #1856 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
< the best space marine

better than your spetsnaz casuals
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
He's ******* unkillable, what did you expect?

And literally, he cannot die. Even the Emperor's mind-bullets of doom that wiped out Horus couldn't bring that down.
#1859 to #1858 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
plus russians will never look as cool as NIGHT LORDS
#1860 to #1859 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, well unlike you we're not supposed to stand around looking cool. It's a side effect.
User avatar #1861 to #1860 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah because your spets are just in and out like casuals and have to come back later if a new problem comes up

Night Lords stick around to cause fear so theres no more enemies brave enough to fight them
#1862 to #1861 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
The Tempestus is supposed to go in-and-out. Call the regular Guard if you want line-holding action.
User avatar #1863 to #1862 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah waste time having to call them back later

and insurgents arent gonna be scared of regular troopers....

casual krasual doesnt understand the benefit of FEAR
#1864 to #1863 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Who needs fear when the barrels of our tanks are bigger than your head?
User avatar #1865 to #1864 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
but tanks cant go everywhere, are easily spotted and taken out

User avatar #1866 to #1865 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2014) [-]
Not when there's another tank outflanking whoever's shooting m8
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
Kras fave movie scene

Soviet Victory and Anthem (1944 version) Over Berlin
#1846 to #1845 - krasnogvardiech (12/19/2014) [-]
Not really. But it's alright.
#1844 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
sing it with me Kras

National Anthem of USSR
User avatar #1839 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
KRASNO
i have mission for you comrade
#1840 to #1839 - krasnogvardiech (12/12/2014) [-]
красно армеец готов
User avatar #1841 to #1840 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me, can you please greenthumb my comments before he logs in
User avatar #1842 to #1841 - krasnogvardiech (12/12/2014) [-]
Big bloody deal. You live off yer thumb ratio or something?
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
trying to collect items and reds slow me down
User avatar #1835 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
судьбу России
слава Родины

USA open your eyes.Russia's destiny
#1833 - konradkurze (12/04/2014) [-]
that moment i fear Kras wants to kill me and brew me into alcohol
#1834 to #1833 - krasnogvardiech (12/04/2014) [-]
dis b u

u r potato
User avatar #1824 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
*pokes* wake up bear
#1825 to #1824 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
RHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
bad bear
John West Commercial: Man Fights Bear for Fish
User avatar #1828 to #1827 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
i have anti-bear weapon

Bear vs crocodile
#1829 to #1828 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
He was on the steroid
#1830 to #1829 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
this makes kras sad
#1831 to #1830 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
*sobs quietly*
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - konradkurze (12/03/2014) [-]
**konradkurze collects your alcoholic tears and sells to irish buyers**
User avatar #1821 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
ahhhh motherland

Kras youre missing out on weird ****

Mickey Mouse and Spongebob Beat Up RUSSIAN Driver FIGHT!
User avatar #1822 to #1821 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
Seen it already. We're culturally desensitized to this sort of **** .
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
* weird **** every day
* people are feisty as hell
* gunfire is just a daily thing
* people are desensitized to it all

holy **** ..russia is like a huge new york
User avatar #1819 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1812 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*kidnaps Kras and dumps him in the middle of chechnya with out a 9mm pistol*
User avatar #1813 to #1812 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
>remove chechen
>acquire ********
>ditch ***********
>migrate south
>remove kebab
User avatar #1814 to #1813 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
Kraspetsnaz
#1815 to #1814 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
/k/rasniy gopnik
User avatar #1816 to #1815 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
a spetsnaz with a fork is more deadly than 100 soldier with rifles
User avatar #1817 to #1816 - krasnogvardiech (11/22/2014) [-]
doubt. Spetsnaz would blow up the rifles before they got them.

Failing that, just remove all the firing pins. Bam, instant 100 clubs.
User avatar #1818 to #1817 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
my russian friend told me about 2 movies with spetsnaz being awesome

one...a spetsnaz was checking an area with for enemies...a guy jumped out and grabbed his rifle....the struggled for a moment but when the spets figured it was taking too long he just pushed his rifle at the guy, drew his pistol and shot him them got his rifle back

another one had a bad guy with an ak....the spets ran up, and kicked under the gun twice...first time unloading the magazine the second cocking out the chambered round.....the guy was in a state of shock...how did the spets do that....the spets took his rifle....reloaded it, gave it back to the guy....double kicked again to unload it...the guy was impressed...then the spets killed him
User avatar #1802 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you Russian-Bear-Man, I avoided egg on my face with that last image
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
I lost track of the subject. Which image?
User avatar #1804 to #1803 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
How so I expect no Australian to read the last pic (Fallout wishlist)
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh, that. All good.

So, howzit? I reckon Fallout 4 will bring in either something completely new, or disappointingly less.

Personally, I'd like it to be even more rich with potassium (/k/) than New Vegas was. Each weapon type being a different system, with each different weapon being a different version of so.

Rails, trigger systems, firing pins and barrels, rifling, the works. And silencers and scopes and other such things.
User avatar #1806 to #1805 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Strength at 10, Dual wield Gatling lasers
User avatar #1807 to #1806 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Give me specifics, you dense ************ !

Strength 10 allows you to hold and effectively use a weapon ~15 kilograms in each hand. Since there is no way you are able to dual-weild heavy minigun laser weapons, they will have to be systems similar to an RCW mounted on submachinegun frames. Since they're laser weapons, recoil will be minimal.
The focusing and optics will be shot to hell right quick. About 30 seconds of sustained fire equalling 600 full-power shots, 3500 half-power shots.
#1808 to #1807 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
I this not think this through, I just said what I thought was cool but did stop to think if it should.   
 And I meant two gatling lasers, one in left hand and one in right hand
I this not think this through, I just said what I thought was cool but did stop to think if it should.
And I meant two gatling lasers, one in left hand and one in right hand
User avatar #1809 to #1808 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Gatling lasers akimbo is just impractical. They're weapons designed to be operated with two or more hands, with the reloading and such.
Pistols are much more easily managed. In that case it's tricky, but not impossible to reload with just one hand.
User avatar #1810 to #1809 - anotherponyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Well **** . ************************ .gif and I'd love to continue this conversation but her in Australia it's midnight - so, peace
User avatar #1811 to #1810 - krasnogvardiech (11/21/2014) [-]
Cheers. But I'm actually over in the Scotland of the southern hemisphere, aka Kiwiana. Over the ditch and all that. Anyhoo, have a good one.
User avatar #1798 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
*prods Kras' jiggly beer belly*
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2014) [-]
It's plump, but flattening and hardening gradually. Still hairy as **** .
User avatar #1801 to #1799 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
beer BEAR belly
User avatar #1784 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 79**
what percent casual is Kras
#1785 to #1784 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I only need 21% to kick your ass buddy boyo
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 31**
what percent lazy is kras
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Siesta.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
this is how many hours a day Kras actually gets out of bed
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Brain inside skeleton
cerebral cavity is bed for brain

ergo
never leave bed
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled comment #78 ** :
suffocated by everything

the voice Kras hears in his head
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I killed it
#1792 to #1791 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
yfw killed your brain
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Me, b0xxy? **** that **** outta here.
#1794 to #1793 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
this is my power hand
its for slapping bitches who badmouth boxxy

*powerslaps Kras*
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, **** you and your retard Gaia-playing waifu.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
i bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #1797 to #1796 - krasnogvardiech (11/17/2014) [-]
I also **** 'em right in the pussy.
#1779 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
i must be really ******* bored if i thought of this
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were.

Come on mate, you're a bloody Primarch. Pull your **** together.
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
well not everyone is as boring and 'sane' as you loyalists

a focused mind is a dull mind
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - krasnogvardiech (11/14/2014) [-]
Dull equals getting **** done. I'll gladly trade that off for things.
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
dull means stagnation.....
#1778 - matexius ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
Brokranian... I've found something...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2M5l__vCwo

I'd try to translate it... but... I'm still trying to figure out Cyrilic letters...
pic not related...just one of my current background...although I have been listening to Iron Maiden in the last few months...possibly best decision I've made yet...
User avatar #1762 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
Krasnogvardiech is:

1:an Imperial Guard
2: a Space Marine
3: a Chaos Marine
4: a Necron
5: an Ork
6: a Sister of battle
7: a Tyranid
8: an Eldar
9: a Dark Eldar
10: a Squat
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
I ******* hate your text color.
#1764 to #1763 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
ahhhh
the russian is filled with rage as always
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Rage buried deep beneath the drink and soul-crushing cynicism .
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
Kras needs anger management....aka vodka
#1767 to #1766 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
No, just a magical creat to remove soreness and blisters. I have a large blister on the underside of my foot, right on the pad. It is on the most annoying and pointless place to have a blister of all time.
#1768 to #1767 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
i shall fix that for you
#1769 to #1768 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Augmentic legs... yes please, tovarisch it will be of so cool
#1770 to #1769 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
ill put your head on a cyborg body so nothing below the neck shall ever bother you
#1771 to #1770 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
But then the face is completely exposed, ******* . Who designed that dude?

Go superheavy or go home, chuck my remains in a Dreadnought shell and put me in this thing.
#1772 to #1771 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
duh youre a dirty loyalist....you'd get iron hands armor
#1773 to #1772 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Screw the Space Marines. Imperial Knights all the way.
#1774 to #1773 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
awwww look at that itty bitty guy...

have your knight...ill take an imperator
#1775 to #1774 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Good luck not trampling cities when you try to move. I'm providing close walker support to my homies on the ground.
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, SOMEONE didn't appease the Machine Spirits.
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