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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#168 - You're immune to bullets, but not to pointy nuggets. I win. 03/31/2015 on Go to sleep or I'm coming... 0
#885 - My first name was redguardsman. Long since abandoned the accou… 03/31/2015 on Origin of your FJ username 0
#120 - Well, looks like we'll be having that Flamer practice early. E… 03/31/2015 on plague for the plague God 0
#116 - Warhammer 40,000 is a tabletop game currently in its seventh o…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2015 on plague for the plague God +1
#180 - floran (6 hours ago) [-]
Tell me about Slaanesh, uncle Krasnogvardiech
User avatar #150 - wutangswords (03/31/2015) [-]
Wow! Thank you! God mine was like the retarded cliff notes version compared to that! Thumbs all around!!!
#160 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
You just don't give a TL;DR to Warhammer 40,000, mate. You're either in it for the entirety and eternity of it, or out. Much like FJ.
User avatar #161 - wutangswords (17 hours ago) [-]
With all the new nonsensical rules I'm out as far as tabletop gaming goes. I've got mad love for the game (and the rules at the time I stopped tabletop ping in'97) the stories, the painting, the terrain building, and tha will never change. I just thought if you're trying to build interest in spreading the GW love, a brief summarization is better than a sermon. Too much, and new people will be turned off. plus I'm kinda lazy
User avatar #162 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
The immense history and backstory is why most people get into it and become devou/tg/uardsmen. Whichever comes first is up to chance.
#164 - wutangswords (17 hours ago) [-]
i loved reading through the codexes, and learning about all the different aspects of the games and the different races. My first army were Blood Angels, always a good time. I had kicked around the idea of starting a tyranid army, but went with plague marines.
#165 - krasnogvardiech (17 hours ago) [-]
If I had to pick, my choice would be the Ninth Legion as well.
User avatar #133 - sabcy (03/31/2015) [-]
I'd like to hear more about orks, please.
#20 - I don't need protection. I want backup. Getting paid … 03/31/2015 on Jen Jen rose 0
#65 - They're united against the rest, though. The honest, well-to-d… 03/31/2015 on Real feminist YPJ vs... +3
#113 - Don't even begin to accept pity into your heart for the corrup… 03/31/2015 on (untitled) +4
#102 - They were people once. Then they were poisoned by this way of …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (03/31/2015) [-]
If we simply accepted that we are all different, but still the same as we are all human beings, we could work together as a species to bring about the Imperium of Mam in all its glory and begin wars with xenos across the galaxy. Because fuck aliens.
#113 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
Don't even begin to accept pity into your heart for the corrupt. Once the Archenemy has them under their thrall, the only thing you can do is still their life of pain, and speed them to the Golden Throne.

Xenos we can tolerate for now - the thralls of Chaos are and will be the utter greatest threat. They're not called the Archenemy for no reason.
#5 - k 03/31/2015 on Cuteness content announcement +2
#10555493 - And likewise is a German not a Nazi. All they care about is so…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10555560 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
beer is the one thing we can see eye to eye on.....

germans and russians guzzle bucketloads of it
#10555478 - Not possible. Nazis and Communists loathed one another by principle.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10555484 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
makes me think of a line i heard in a movie

"the russian is not a communist...the russian doesnt give a damn who runs things....all he cares about is that he has a bottle of vodka to suck on and some form of domestic animal life to fuck, and he will happily sit in shit his whole life....THAT is his politics"
User avatar #10555493 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
And likewise is a German not a Nazi. All they care about is some form of work in front of them, anything that's not blasted, toxic, irradiated soil to grow crops in for their beer, and a sadistic superior shouting orders at them that they can be a masochist to.
#10555560 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
beer is the one thing we can see eye to eye on.....

germans and russians guzzle bucketloads of it
#10555463 - Well, they agreed to not attack one another. And it worked... …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10555473 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
i keep wondering what it would have been like if nazu germany and the ussr allied properly....maybe become one nation,...purge undesirables out of the gene pool and make a master race from spain to primorski

User avatar #10555478 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
Not possible. Nazis and Communists loathed one another by principle.
#10555484 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
makes me think of a line i heard in a movie

"the russian is not a communist...the russian doesnt give a damn who runs things....all he cares about is that he has a bottle of vodka to suck on and some form of domestic animal life to fuck, and he will happily sit in shit his whole life....THAT is his politics"
User avatar #10555493 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
And likewise is a German not a Nazi. All they care about is some form of work in front of them, anything that's not blasted, toxic, irradiated soil to grow crops in for their beer, and a sadistic superior shouting orders at them that they can be a masochist to.
#10555560 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
beer is the one thing we can see eye to eye on.....

germans and russians guzzle bucketloads of it
#2105 - We agree on a whole lot of things, actually. 03/31/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#10555460 - We agree on a lot of things, actually.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10555461 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
a nazi and a commie agreeing on stuff

if only that happened 70 years ago.........
User avatar #10555463 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
Well, they agreed to not attack one another. And it worked... kind of. Logically, Stalin would have eagerly waited out to see how Europe would tear itself apart, the Third Reich would have had an excellent chance against the USSR had they the resources of the entirety of Europe.
#10555473 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
i keep wondering what it would have been like if nazu germany and the ussr allied properly....maybe become one nation,...purge undesirables out of the gene pool and make a master race from spain to primorski

User avatar #10555478 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
Not possible. Nazis and Communists loathed one another by principle.
#10555484 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
makes me think of a line i heard in a movie

"the russian is not a communist...the russian doesnt give a damn who runs things....all he cares about is that he has a bottle of vodka to suck on and some form of domestic animal life to fuck, and he will happily sit in shit his whole life....THAT is his politics"
User avatar #10555493 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
And likewise is a German not a Nazi. All they care about is some form of work in front of them, anything that's not blasted, toxic, irradiated soil to grow crops in for their beer, and a sadistic superior shouting orders at them that they can be a masochist to.
#10555560 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
beer is the one thing we can see eye to eye on.....

germans and russians guzzle bucketloads of it
#12 - Like Tinder for Gamers?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on GameFindr +5
User avatar #15 - Kairyuka (03/30/2015) [-]
Only with more resulting sex
#54 - Hello. 03/30/2015 on Yes, yes I have 0
#236 - That is the most toxic, masochistic, pointless bout of self-ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on German empire memes +1
User avatar #241 - aldkai (03/30/2015) [-]
Well...What can you do.
User avatar #243 - mathmanchris (03/30/2015) [-]
Looking at the bad sides of things first is a human trait we can't deny or stop. Remember the last time you've bought something from Amazon? What did you look for, the good or the bad reviews? It's (empirically) proven, that one bad review cancels out 5 good ones. I think you're right when saying people do that to point out their own superiority, which I find ridiculous.
#234 - The bad sticks out more. I can understand why, too. Would one …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2015 on German empire memes +1
User avatar #235 - aldkai (03/30/2015) [-]
I think it's all politics. When you make another country look bad you feel that this makes yours,therefore you,better in comparison.
User avatar #236 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2015) [-]
That is the most toxic, masochistic, pointless bout of self-harm circlejerking I've ever conceived. Those are the nations with which you can trade and profit with, it makes no sense to keep them crippled.

One single steady, honest trade agreement is worth a thousand dirty profits.
User avatar #241 - aldkai (03/30/2015) [-]
Well...What can you do.
User avatar #243 - mathmanchris (03/30/2015) [-]
Looking at the bad sides of things first is a human trait we can't deny or stop. Remember the last time you've bought something from Amazon? What did you look for, the good or the bad reviews? It's (empirically) proven, that one bad review cancels out 5 good ones. I think you're right when saying people do that to point out their own superiority, which I find ridiculous.
#232 - Joan of Arc and the Revolution was on point **** . Plus,…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/30/2015 on German empire memes +2
User avatar #233 - aldkai (03/30/2015) [-]
People tend to remember all the bad about other countries

And not even look at the good.

Russia's only commie soviets... Not the great empire that stretches from Sweden to Japan,united by vikings. Things like that. Respect to everyone I say. Even Brazil had their glory.
User avatar #234 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2015) [-]
The bad sticks out more. I can understand why, too. Would one rather remember a fuck-up so that they avoid doing it, or never remember how they found out which was the right thing to do?

Like this, en masse.
User avatar #235 - aldkai (03/30/2015) [-]
I think it's all politics. When you make another country look bad you feel that this makes yours,therefore you,better in comparison.
User avatar #236 - krasnogvardiech (03/30/2015) [-]
That is the most toxic, masochistic, pointless bout of self-harm circlejerking I've ever conceived. Those are the nations with which you can trade and profit with, it makes no sense to keep them crippled.

One single steady, honest trade agreement is worth a thousand dirty profits.
User avatar #241 - aldkai (03/30/2015) [-]
Well...What can you do.
User avatar #243 - mathmanchris (03/30/2015) [-]
Looking at the bad sides of things first is a human trait we can't deny or stop. Remember the last time you've bought something from Amazon? What did you look for, the good or the bad reviews? It's (empirically) proven, that one bad review cancels out 5 good ones. I think you're right when saying people do that to point out their own superiority, which I find ridiculous.
#231 - BLOOD AND IRON 03/30/2015 on German empire memes 0
#56 - BE OF USE THE VINTOVKA MOSIN SUPERIOR 54MM BULLET PIE… 03/30/2015 on Getting gas in Detroit +2
#39 - I ****** up somewhere. 03/30/2015 on Is she too old for you? 0
#104 - Picture 03/30/2015 on Insomniac doing the thing. 0
#102 - Not enough dakka. 03/30/2015 on Insomniac doing the thing. 0
#101 - It was a ****** PSMove thing. Focused more on sensing t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Insomniac doing the thing. 0
User avatar #103 - buckoman (03/30/2015) [-]
Gross. Probably a Sony-mandated thing.

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#2104 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
baby Schnizel versus baby Krasnogvardiech   
   
round 1   
FIGHT
baby Schnizel versus baby Krasnogvardiech

round 1
FIGHT
User avatar #2105 to #2104 - krasnogvardiech (03/31/2015) [-]
We agree on a whole lot of things, actually.

#2103 - matexius (03/26/2015) [-]
You see Ivan, when fire mortar like me, the enemy will be of bombed by both artillery and air-strike...   
   
 I tried...
You see Ivan, when fire mortar like me, the enemy will be of bombed by both artillery and air-strike...

I tried...
#2101 - rageblade (03/26/2015) [-]
holy ****

they were your people?
#2098 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #2099 to #2098 - krasnogvardiech (03/25/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#2097 - rageblade (03/18/2015) [-]
mother of god
i found the Krasnogvardiech swim club

Swimming in the pool after using a bottle of vodka
#2091 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
Kras
dont be antisocial
talk to me comrade
User avatar #2092 to #2091 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
This you kurzy?

I barely keep up with **** as it is, don't be cutting my ballsack off
#2093 to #2092 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
who else makes soviet taunts about you?

yes it is Konrad

whatcha been up to comrade
User avatar #2094 to #2093 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
Work, Study, eating, gaming, ******** , lifting, sleeping. Repeat.

That's about it. Tired as balls most of the time now.
#2095 to #2094 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
efficient soviet man
but you forgot drinking....

comrade....i am disappoint
User avatar #2096 to #2095 - krasnogvardiech (03/16/2015) [-]
That happens in every single ******* stage, you fukn casul

step it up fag
#2089 - matexius (03/07/2015) [-]
Komrade...I'm gonna need an opinion-check from you...
What do you think?
I kinda like it...
User avatar #2090 to #2089 - krasnogvardiech (03/08/2015) [-]
Must be a fan of the Astartes. Didn't think Sororitas would go that far, but apparently they would.
#2074 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
Kras....
i require your alcohol
User avatar #2075 to #2074 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
BE OF ******* OFF

GOPNIK
#2076 to #2075 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
nyet
all your alcohol are belong to me
User avatar #2077 to #2076 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Come a little closer so I can shishkebab you with bayonet

I dare yuo comrade
#2078 to #2077 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
good luck with that little Kras
#2079 to #2078 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Boris managed it just fine
#2080 to #2079 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
you got a real purdy mouth, comrade
#2081 to #2080 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
And you're a real big target

You'll be such a pain to scrape off my treads
#2082 to #2081 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
awwwww Kras has a toy tank

let me show you my imperator titan
#2083 to #2082 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I saw that on the scopes coming over to the world.

Niiice big target for an orbital bombardment, ey?
#2084 to #2083 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
fine fine

ill bring in unicron
#2085 to #2084 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
Bring it on, then.

The Emperor is with us.
#2086 to #2085 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
whats he gonna do
hit me with his walking stick....feed me his medication

old fart cant fight
User avatar #2087 to #2086 - krasnogvardiech (03/07/2015) [-]
If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 1: Adorable Centurion (REMAKE)

No, but he can rage and complain about things.

And the whole point was that the Emperor would become the head and center of the galaxy Titan that Terra would become.
#2088 to #2087 - vorasharaptor (03/07/2015) [-]
unicron can just eat terra with the emperor on it

Kras is food
#2072 - vorasharaptor (03/06/2015) [-]
kras
make me some borscht
User avatar #2073 to #2072 - krasnogvardiech (03/06/2015) [-]
Xорошо
#2062 - vorasharaptor (03/05/2015) [-]
i smell vodka
must mean comrade kras is online
User avatar #2063 to #2062 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
[Hymn of the USSR playing in the distance]
#2064 to #2063 - vorasharaptor (03/05/2015) [-]
[T90's rolling down the street and mig29's flying in the sky]
User avatar #2065 to #2064 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
SU-47's, rather. Raptor killers all.
#2066 to #2065 - vorasharaptor (03/05/2015) [-]
kras wants to kill me?
#2067 to #2066 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh, you know what I meant.
#2068 to #2067 - vorasharaptor (03/05/2015) [-]
comrade kras should say american killer
#2069 to #2068 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
But it doesn't kill Americans. It was built as a counter to these.

To be fair, both are great aircraft.
User avatar #2071 to #2070 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
MiGs are old hat, m8.
User avatar #2058 - arena (03/03/2015) [-]
WOW calm down,.
User avatar #2059 to #2058 - krasnogvardiech (03/03/2015) [-]
w0t m8?
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - arena (03/03/2015) [-]
AH HELL NAW
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - krasnogvardiech (03/03/2015) [-]
Wrong person?

Nice text color, by the way.
#2056 - matexius (03/02/2015) [-]
Krasno, get over here! You need to check this out...    
This is bigger than that Russian Lake Monster I sent a while ago...    
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipe6CMvW0Dg   
 It's 8 minutes long...
Krasno, get over here! You need to check this out...
This is bigger than that Russian Lake Monster I sent a while ago...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipe6CMvW0Dg
It's 8 minutes long...
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - krasnogvardiech (03/03/2015) [-]
Cool. I'm leaving a comment on it.
User avatar #2046 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2048 to #2047 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
In 13 minutes it'll be midnight so good morning

cool profile. nice shade of red.
User avatar #2049 to #2048 - krasnogvardiech (03/02/2015) [-]
In thirteen minutes I'll be lifting.

All is well.
User avatar #2050 to #2049 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
**** did I come at a bad time
User avatar #2051 to #2050 - krasnogvardiech (03/02/2015) [-]
I said in thirteen minutes. Does the internet have a stutter function?

Eleven minutes, now. No time is bad.
User avatar #2052 to #2051 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
I dunno I was hoping deep enriching thought provoking commentary but nah

Getting swole tho.
User avatar #2053 to #2052 - krasnogvardiech (03/02/2015) [-]
Did you really think feelings weigh greater than weights?

Stupid. Feelings are what you burn to fuel the lifting.

Ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - murrlogic (03/02/2015) [-]
>Men don't have emotions. Women have them...in their ovaries- Stan Smith American Dad
#2055 to #2054 - krasnogvardiech (03/02/2015) [-]
Oh, men have emotions alright. Just conserve and let them fuel your actions.
#2042 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
The Fix

starting off fixing yourself the Kras way.....then using the turtletroll helper
#2044 to #2043 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
did you watch it
User avatar #2045 to #2044 - krasnogvardiech (03/01/2015) [-]
Yes.

What a pussy that guy was.
#2038 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll 1, 15-99*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls 85**
what year wil Kras' soviet army conquer europe
#2039 to #2038 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
2085 confirmed
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - krasnogvardiech (03/01/2015) [-]
Blood Red and Soviet Steel will conquer the world.
#2041 to #2040 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic

'85 attack europe
'89 attack usa
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That's a telling trait of sociopathy, friend.
#2037 to #2036 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
not really
can also be a case of seeing too much and being dead inside

#2021 to #2020 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
ill bring her right to your house

Breaking Up with Overly Attached Girlfriend
#2022 to #2021 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 20**
#2024 to #2022 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
*krasnogvardiech becomes omnipotent....knowing the outcome of everything before it happens*
User avatar #2025 to #2024 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That would be Omniscient.
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 13**

I kick her in the face hard enough to shatter the front of her skull.
#2026 to #2023 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
implying you could beat a russian woman

ive met a few.....get a mouth guard so you dont lose teeth
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll 4, 1-20*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 14**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 08**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 06**
**krasnogvardiech rolls 03**

I go for a four-hit combo.
#2028 to #2027 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
the 14 was a fair hit....then the other three just got weaker each time....aka she counterattacks and you get raped
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
That is the opposite of a problem. I get pusi b0ss
#2030 to #2029 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
right......
new zealand style
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - krasnogvardiech (02/27/2015) [-]
Russian women aren't sheep, m8
#2032 to #2031 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
soviet she-bear?
#2034 to #2033 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
USA: big boobs are silicone
Russia: big boobs are natural

checkmate
#2017 - vorasharaptor (02/26/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Hello Kitty vibrator.**
if i hunt down Kras' psycho ex and fly her here to new zealand...what will Kras do
#2014 - arena (02/24/2015) [-]
King Fedora.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - arena (02/24/2015) [-]
This is legit everything he is.
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - krasnogvardiech (02/24/2015) [-]
By the Emperor, how horrifying.

Seriously, I didn't think people came as retarded as you described him. Thought they must've just drawn the bad card in looks.

Exactly why is he still alive, again? Any idea?
#2000 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"****vorasharaptor rolls Signs point to yes**   
should i hook Krassle up with a psycho girl
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Signs point to yes**
should i hook Krassle up with a psycho girl
#2001 to #2000 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Who the hell are you?

Depends on her looks, though. And whether or not she takes meds.
#2002 to #2001 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
you forgot me that easily?

well **** you too kras
#2003 to #2002 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Fairly certain no pinknames are in my friends list.

This you, Kurze?
#2004 to #2003 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
yes its me you damned commie
#2005 to #2004 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Pinknames. Pinknames.

How was I supposed to know, in all fairness? Nothing to indicate but writing style.
#2006 to #2005 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
well who else posted a pic of that crazy girl and said you hook up with her

ill make sure you stick your dick in crazy again
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Point. Still, when you assume you make an ass out of 'u' and 'me'.
#2008 to #2007 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
ill put you to sleep wit ha tranquilizer and feed you viagra so the psycho girls can do you while youre out
User avatar #2012 to #2008 - tranquilizer ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Well if it's kurze I'm not surprised
You mention me a lot
#2013 to #2012 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
what can i do

i cant always kill people...sometimes i need to use you to put people to sleep
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Sounds like something that would happen at a party.

I'm in.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - krasnogvardiech (02/21/2015) [-]
Everybody gets some.
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