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Do you call something the best because it's legitimately better-constructed, or because you like it more?comment
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#54 - Tumblr's getting it right. Slowly but surely. 07/27/2015 on The BTFO to end all BTFOs 0
#119 - >#117 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
#118 - And here's for the battalion following it. 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
#117 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
#118 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
And here's for the battalion following it.
#2680 - Picture 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2679 - Picture 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2678 - Sure thing. Have a good one m80 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2676 - Nemo was my first introduction to them. Over the Hill…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2674 - Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell. Here's…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2675 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2672 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2673 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
my ears hurt
User avatar #2674 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2670 - What can I say, I like rhythm.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2671 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
User avatar #2672 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
#2673 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
my ears hurt
User avatar #2674 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2668 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 07/27/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2669 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
old man kras picking a slow song
User avatar #2670 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
What can I say, I like rhythm.

Manowar - Warriors of the World United [HD 720p]
#2671 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
User avatar #2672 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
#2673 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
my ears hurt
User avatar #2674 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 - falloutsurvivor (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2680 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2679 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #2678 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#7 - Laughing Child's doll. Requires no batteries. 07/26/2015 on spoopy +5
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#11 - What are you complaining for? Free safe. 07/26/2015 on I found a safe in my house +2
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User avatar #8 - feindmachines (07/25/2015) [-]
"cum to aisle 15 in the next 10 minutes if you want a ass fucking." i hope people get the reference.
User avatar #9 - krasnogvardiech (07/25/2015) [-]
captainamericaunderstands.gif
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#2667 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Disturbed - Land Of Confusion [Official Music Video]
#2669 to #2668 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
old man kras picking a slow song
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
What can I say, I like rhythm.

Manowar - Warriors of the World United [HD 720p]
#2671 to #2670 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
manowar huh

ManoWar Fight Till We Die Music Video
#2673 to #2672 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
my ears hurt
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Music I picked for workout. Inspiring as hell.

Here's one which reminds me of the level right before the boss fight.

NIGHTWISH Endless Forms Most Beautiful
#2675 to #2674 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
okay thats a good one, i love nightwish
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Nemo was my first introduction to them.

Over the Hills and Far Away is my favourite at the moment.
#2677 to #2676 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
i gtg to work but please share more good music tovarisch
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - krasnogvardiech (07/27/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Have a good one m80

Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil -HQ Come With Me Now - Kongos (High Audio Quality)
#2639 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
time to experiment on Kras and turn him into Omega Red
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
**** no. remove niemcy and i would say yes
#2641 to #2640 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Kras will be soviet super soldier
#2642 to #2641 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
wait ****

thought you meant the nazi enemy of captain america

pic unrelated
#2643 to #2642 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
no not red skull you basic potato
OMEGA RED
#2644 to #2643 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
i'M not basic

im acidic
#2645 to #2644 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-3*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 3**
Kras is:
1: alkaline
2: neutral
3: acidic
#2647 to #2645 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
Whaddid I sai?
#2649 to #2647 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 1:
never trust a russian and always seek a second opinion
User avatar #2651 to #2649 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
rule 2:
never trust a russian, unless you are trusting them to **** **** up.
User avatar #2659 to #2655 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
yaaaasssss

rule 3:
never trust a russian. It is considered rude to immediately assume they will not backstab you in some form. Always keep your own assets in mind.
#2650 to #2648 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Rifts™.**
Kras is god of this
#2652 to #2650 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
And open up anomalies?

It's like you want New Zealand to become a new Zone.
#2653 to #2652 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
kras and rifts
#2656 to #2654 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
wanna see somehing strange
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
go on

but know i will be collapsing from fatigue in a couple of mins
#2660 to #2658 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
******* boring

get that tame **** out of my face
#2662 to #2661 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I thought you chaos types were supposed to have a little Slaanesh in you?

Боже мой, it's like you WANT to be forever vanilla.

well-made pictures, could use improvement, but well made still. Yours?
#2665 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
what kinda porn is Kras into
#2663 to #2662 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
i commissioned them, so yeah kinda mine

User avatar #2666 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm off.

may Putin not kill you for another day.
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - krasnogvardiech (07/24/2015) [-]
niiice

not my cup of tea though. I'm fukken picky about everything of mine.
#2629 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
one day the KGB got a call from a random citizen
"comrades, i think my neighbor has stolen gold buried in his back yard"

the KGB storm the neighbors house, and begin digging up the back yard.....after an hour and the whole back yard is dug up, they cant find anything and leave

the neighbor leans over the fence and tells his neighbour "there yo go, its all dug up ready for you to plant potatoes....tomorrow you can call them to dig my back yard
User avatar #2630 to #2629 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
The same joke was told, except it was a kid who was in prison who couldn't come over to break the hard clay of his grandfather's yard for the old man. He told the old man "don't dig up the tomato patch, that's where I hid the body". Police storm the area, dig up the patch, but find no body. Kid says "There papa, that's the best I could do under the circumstances."
#2631 to #2630 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
lets do the Kas dance
#2633 to #2632 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasno Fortress
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
I won't deny it.
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Fukken fantastic.
#2637 to #2636 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Kras may not live in motherland but motherland lives inside him
#2620 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
КАТЮШA (Katyusha) - Red Army Choir

Спой со мной
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
*Спокий в мине
#2622 to #2621 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
что?
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
Я не думал, извини.
#2624 to #2623 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Krasnogvardiech является картофель
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
At least I don't have as many chromosomes as one.
#2626 to #2625 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
soviet kras
only one potato
only on chromosome
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2015) [-]
But is not potato, is secret police
#2628 to #2627 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
crap that reminds me of a joke
#2607 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
wut one
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Top one. Bottom is an old account which I ****** up in using.
User avatar #2610 to #2609 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
nah m8

just forgot password.
#2611 to #2610 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
and you didnt have the safety of sending a password reminder to your email?
User avatar #2612 to #2611 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
I was a retard.
#2613 to #2612 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
krasnogvardiech не умный человек
User avatar #2614 to #2613 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
kek

yep

You get my gift thing?
User avatar #2616 to #2615 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
all good mate
#2617 to #2616 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
saying mate
like a kiwi

Krasno is losing his sovietness
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
tovarisch takes too long to type. In that space of time someone could have one-shotted my character in Last Stand.

That's where I'll be. Lord General character.
#2619 to #2618 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
what about comrade
or друг
#2602 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
that moment when america likes to boast about how big its country is
User avatar #2603 to #2602 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Also the moment when they dropped the soap.

Bubba the Butt Blaster isn't around, but Boris will be more than happy to fill that role.
#2590 - matexius (07/18/2015) [-]
Basketballs? Seriously?
User avatar #2596 to #2594 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
I WANT TO DRIBBLE ONE ALL OVER THEM AND KNOCK THEM ALL DOWN
#2581 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Kras potato
#2583 to #2582 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Tabasco in your pee-hole.**
why is kras potato
User avatar #2584 to #2583 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Just had to squeeze it all up in there.
#2585 to #2584 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
hot sauce up your dick

Kras is doing KGB torture on himself?
#2586 to #2585 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Took me months to stretch it all out.

Gotta grind the CON score, m80
#2587 to #2586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
> Kras half dead
> cannot register pleasure or pain

Kras confirmed Death Guard
#2588 to #2587 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
No, just an Imperial Infantryman. You have to be dead to sensation to stand against the voices for too long.
#2589 to #2588 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Krasno Guard
#2597 to #2595 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.**
what is Kras military specialty
User avatar #2598 to #2597 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Speciality? Never. Maybe as an inspirational figure, but he's not worth the effort to specialize a career around.
#2599 to #2598 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Kommissar Kras with flag and gun

if he cant inspire patriotism he inspires FEAR
#2600 to #2599 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
Whichever works, I'm not picky.

What about you? Konrad fukken Curze. Dying ain't much of a living, huh?

I know this is Lupercal, but I lost my other **** of you.
#2601 to #2600 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
i died knowing the only reason i did was because i LET it happen

the false emperor sent so many assassins to kill me...they all failed
its only the one i let do it who could
User avatar #2604 to #2601 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
And let's face it, you banged her beforehand too.

In other matters, do you have Steam and DoW2: Retribution?
#2605 to #2604 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
got steam but not DoW2
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - krasnogvardiech (07/18/2015) [-]
gimme ur Steam bruh
#2580 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls All my friends dying.**
how will Kras come back as a zombie
#2570 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
KRASSLE
speak to me
User avatar #2571 to #2570 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm here, what's exploding outside what the mission parameters say is supposed to be?
#2572 to #2571 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
i feel the need to send you back in time to fight the battle of stalingrad

#2573 to #2572 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
You say that like I'm not already there.
#2574 to #2573 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
and you need to watch dead snow 1-2
2 has zombie russians
#2575 to #2574 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2015) [-]
"Reporting for duty"

"Tovarisch, you are dead."

"Da. But I am still reporting for duty."

Dedication, even by Russian standards.
#2576 to #2575 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
do you know how to turn movies into gifs
< this would be a perfect "you came to the wrong neighborhood, ************ ", reaction

Dead Snow 2 - Russian Entrance
#2578 to #2577 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
where will Kras' zombies invade first
#2579 to #2578 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
isnt that alan alda from mash

aka Kras invading usa

World in Conflict - Seattle Invasion Cinematic
#2569 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
< ill buy you one and watch you dance around the **** america calls its airforce

MIG-29 OVT МиГ-29 Awesome Promo Video
#2567 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
*sticks refrigerator magnets onto metal Kras*
#2565 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
sing with them Kras

Russian soldiers singing Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
#2539 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Your identity is not considered a mental pathology (“gender identity disorder” in the DSM IV) by the psychological and medical establishments.**
kras privilege
#2543 to #2540 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
OMOH made Kras a HOMO
#2563 to #2543 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Just imagine having a battery of Earthshaker cannons for small-scale bombardment. So you could cruise in low orbit and fire and fire and fire and fire.

Of course, it would go all the way up to the bigger guns. Planet-cracking Exterminatus ought to be a one-time thing in the game.
#2564 to #2563 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
seriously...these little bastards made dawn of war a ******* snap

Dawn Of War - Basilisk Short

like "hey you see that enemy objective over there.... **** it up"
a couple missions require you to take heavily defended buildings....basilisks mean you never have to go anywhere near them
#2545 to #2544 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
lets have usa invade russia
#2546 to #2545 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Tuesday.
#2547 to #2546 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
but seriously the game was ****

aside from the very notion of usa ever being able to get a single aircraft over russian airspce being ******** ....the usa chopper was so overpowered blowing up everything with minimal shots
User avatar #2548 to #2547 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Haven't played it. But it sort of sounds like Shadow of Chernobyl.

Mods ought to make it as difficult as humanly possible.
#2549 to #2548 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
*nuclear facepalm*

mod a ******* playstation ONE game?

User avatar #2550 to #2549 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Emulators make everything a blessing.

Just tugging your chain, man. It'd be ******* nice if someone did make a game based around flying aircraft. Maybe like Eve met the Dropship PS2 game.
#2552 to #2550 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
imagine flying the thunderhawk or jumping from low orbit from one

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Intro 1080p HD
User avatar #2553 to #2552 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
Heavenly.
#2554 to #2553 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
thats one thing games havent had really

i mean theres like games where you can bail out from half a mile up like battlefield....but thats not freefall from low orbit......or having jump packs to steer where you go
User avatar #2555 to #2554 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
It would probably be a long time to wait to drop.

And more time and effort would be spent on the game's system and mechanics rather than its graphics.

Which in perspective would be nice, but still.
#2556 to #2555 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
well the way computers and games are evolving it may just become a real thing in our lifetime

we've got space engineers for space travel.....kerbal space program for getting in and out of the atmosphere...and spore for interplanetary travel....put them together?
User avatar #2557 to #2556 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
It'd be too large and too complicated a system to fix within reasonable parameters of human understanding of code, and normal human timescale.

If we had a few Adeptus Mechanicus Techpriests, then they could probably do it.
#2558 to #2557 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
they got world of warcraft going....and that ***** a huge ******

User avatar #2559 to #2558 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
That ****** also been around since 2004. They just had time.
#2560 to #2559 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
well pcs are getting more powerful...games are getting bigger....we will see full-on games

spore had like a million planets you could go to with minimal loading time to bring each up and all the **** you put on it
WoW had miles and miles of places to travel with only small loading times between zones

we'll see 40k in planet-space travel
User avatar #2561 to #2560 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2015) [-]
EVE and Planetside 2 had a joint-operation thing they could do, right?

Combine those and...
#2562 to #2561 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Iron Warrior Kras will invade planets and lay siege to ****

kras will cherish the destructible terrain
#2551 to #2550 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
i want a total 40K game in FPS with ground air and space battles and ability to quick travel between

The Lord Inquisitor - Thunderhawk Gunship - Landing gear Wip - [HD]
#2541 to #2540 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Police brutality.**

why is kras gay
#2510 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
wake up kras bear
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
Am awake, what is the happening?
#2512 to #2511 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
no opinion on that comic?
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
Which one?
#2514 to #2513 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
/user/krasnogvardiech/2509#2509

kras is not a clever man
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
I've seen tons of comics since then. Got confused.

I feel nothing.
#2517 to #2516 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
How did you know that?!
#2520 to #2519 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Reply hazy try again**

can Kras even bake cookies
#2523 to #2522 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
make me some chocolate and sultana cookies
#2521 to #2520 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Without a doubt**
can lazy bear bake cookies
#2526 to #2525 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
сука влагалище
#2528 to #2526 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
вернуться на кухню
#2530 to #2529 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
less talk
more cookies
#2538 to #2530 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor rolled user mondominiman ** is Kras secret lover
#2536 to #2530 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls An angry mob with torches and pitchforks.**
why is Kras gender confused
#2531 to #2530 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2015) [-]
Only when you deepthroat this
#2534 to #2531 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll gender*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Genderqueer** Kras is this
#2532 to #2531 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
i cant....im not american
i dont have their snake-like quality of eating too much
#2509 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/08/2015) [-]
real life problem for Krasno
#2507 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
kras
when are you dragging your flabby ass to auckland
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - krasnogvardiech (07/03/2015) [-]
Maybe someday.
#2500 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Surprise sex.**
what must Kras do to get more attention on fj
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
It's not rape, it's struggle snuggle.
#2502 to #2501 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
Krasno vs ************

who will rape who
User avatar #2503 to #2502 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
I'll win.

It's either a rape or a homicide.
#2504 to #2503 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
kras is black?
User avatar #2505 to #2504 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2015) [-]
No, just more willing to not be the raped one.
#2506 to #2505 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
kinda caught you out on that
implying it'd be rape on ************

#2489 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 5**

what chaos legion will kras join

1: black legion
2: Night Lords
3: word bearers
4: world eaters
5: iron warriors
6: death guard
7: thousand sons
8: emperors children
9: alpha legion
#2490 to #2489 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
of course soviet iron
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
We fight for Comrade Perturabo! Glory to his guns and his metal!
#2492 to #2491 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
you should read the book Storm of Iron

#2493 to #2492 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
But is it sufficiently Soviet?
#2494 to #2493 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
dude
iron warriors are pretty soviet anyway

emotionally dead, dedicated to working mechanically, do anything to achieve goals
User avatar #2495 to #2494 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
I'll give it a shot. Pretty busy nowadays anyway, going to be moved to an aluminum smeltry to work there for three months. Gonna be great.
#2496 to #2495 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
< iron warrior
< working in foundry

no ****
User avatar #2497 to #2496 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
It'll be just like a sauna, only I get to work too!
#2498 to #2497 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
im kinda picturing the opening to the movie re heat where a foundry worker picked stone out of a fireplace and gave it to arnold and he just held it while it burnt his hand
User avatar #2499 to #2498 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2015) [-]
Sounds like the rock was hot for him.
#2488 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
kras will make this for his dinner alone tonight
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