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#7 - I don't see what there's to either like or dislike, actually. …  [+] (73 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Tales of Valoran #42 0
User avatar #10 - grogovic (22 hours ago) [-]
I have over 300 ranked games with Garen and I'm Diamond.
#12 - venomousvalentine (22 hours ago) [-]
Imagine what rank you could be with a champion that was good.
User avatar #84 - grogovic (19 hours ago) [-]
You guys make me sad.ç
User avatar #82 - grogovic (19 hours ago) [-]
Venomous, valentine, are you guys going to play any time?
User avatar #16 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I go 22/0 in ranked games.
Also my 2nd main is Hecarim with 110 games KDR: 8/2/19
rest is very good support mains with 30-40 game each. 3/4/16 4/6/17 every one of them.
So fuck you.
#20 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
A wise man once said that if you have the mechanics down for a champion you can always outdo your opponent no matter who they are.

But consider if you'd taken the time to learn a stronger top laner where you might be.
Hell you could be in LCS right now. But people don't play bad champions in LCS (Mostly) for the reason that others are statistically better.
User avatar #83 - grogovic (19 hours ago) [-]
venomousvalentine madzombiie, are we going to play any time or are you guys just not going reply?
User avatar #22 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I start with 64 ad, 85 armor and 59 magic resist.
User avatar #21 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Garen is not a bad champion.
User avatar #25 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Then why does nobody in the LCS agree with you?
User avatar #27 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
What server are you on? Just tell me so I can open an account and we can play together once.
User avatar #30 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Im not saying I'm better than you, and you PROBABLY could beat me hands down.
As I said with the mechanics and everything.

But you beating me doesn't change my point of garen being a poor pick.
User avatar #26 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Because I can kick their ass.
User avatar #13 - madzombiie (22 hours ago) [-]
hes right you know
User avatar #17 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #18 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
let me see the account or some form of proof and i'll believe you, but garen is a shit champ no matter what you say. Hes a lane bully but out of lane he cant do anything in a team fight aside from silence and spin
User avatar #19 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Aside from silence and spin. You are fucking retarded.
I go nuts on enemy adc's ass, W Q E Randuin Ignite and R, he gets obliterated.
User avatar #34 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah, and wheres the proof?
User avatar #35 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Which server are you in?
Can we play together once, please?
User avatar #36 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
NA
User avatar #40 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Do you play Normal games at all?
User avatar #38 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Do we need Skype?
User avatar #42 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
yeah I'll get you in a call with both of us.

My skype is venomous valentine.
User avatar #78 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Although I have no runes or abilities at all.
User avatar #79 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
What server do you play on usually?
And whats your username on that server?
User avatar #85 - grogovic (19 hours ago) [-]
Why are you online and ignoring me?
User avatar #37 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Okay, wait for me. Let me open an account there so we can play.
I will show you what Diamond Garen can do.
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User avatar #49 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
When I play ranked with something else, people usually insist playing Garen with me because I used to be ranked 1st in the world.
#53 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #55 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I learned through 3,000 games.
#59 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
>Rank 1 in the world

Literally retarded.
User avatar #62 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Before I go 30/0/30
#66 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Are you gonna prove something or are you gonna spout more retarded bullshit?
User avatar #73 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I CAN'T PLAY
User avatar #72 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
OH WAIT
User avatar #68 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
We are going to play, come on!
User avatar #64 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
That was my best game.
User avatar #70 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
venomousvalentine add John Revolt on Skype, also add Grogovic on LoL.
User avatar #69 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
You going to add me on skype?
User avatar #60 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Everybody says that to me.
User avatar #74 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
There are a lot of john revolts.
What is your skype username.
User avatar #76 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
What is yours?
User avatar #57 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Aram, dominion and normal games are included.
User avatar #77 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
venomous valentine
User avatar #63 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
>Counting aram and dominion
User avatar #81 - grogovic (20 hours ago) [-]
Reply?
User avatar #80 - grogovic (20 hours ago) [-]
Are you guys going to play?
Also get fucking rekt.
User avatar #67 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Let's go faggots.
User avatar #65 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Lolskill.net counts them, that's why I did.
User avatar #75 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Madzombiie, can we play after I become level 3? I just opened a new account.
You too venomousvalentine.
User avatar #71 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
what server do you normally play on and what is your ign?
User avatar #54 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I failed a lot.
User avatar #51 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
oh so youre faker now?
User avatar #52 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
No, I'm just pretty good with Garen and good with other heroes too.
User avatar #56 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
well grats man, you b8'd me reel good
User avatar #58 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
We gon' play or not?
User avatar #61 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
you can join the call if you want, add VenomousValentine
User avatar #50 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
TWICE.
User avatar #31 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
hehehe youre a treat. i havent had an argument with someone like you since that guy that said yorick was good. The problem with Garen at the moment is that he cant get close to the high mobility adc's like lucian or ez, and if the adc can kite well (like a Draven juggling axes off your dome) you cant "go nuts" especially since the randuins nerf that got rid of the on hit slow. and let me just run through your play here, you use your 2 second tank buff to run in with your q then try to silence the adc thats kiting you, THEN you lose the speed buff from that and e nothing and try to randuins to slow them but hit nothing again and die. amirite?
#23 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Wow you mean you were able to kill the squishiest class in the game with your entire combo? Thats really impressive.
User avatar #24 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Have you ever played Draven in Diamond league?
User avatar #28 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
No, but regardless of league, ADCs are squishy little fucknuggers that will always die if they're in a bad spot.

And if you killed them, that means they were in a bad spot.
User avatar #33 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Also my fav. champion is Darius.
User avatar #39 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
He's also not that good right now, but he's better than garen.
User avatar #41 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Get 250 ad = your ult equals to 1k true damage.
Are you serious, have you ever played Darius?
User avatar #43 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Yes I have.
He's extremely low mobility.
User avatar #44 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
His E is like a blitzcrank shotgun.
User avatar #45 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
He's extremely low mobility.
Thats why he's seldom played in the LCS
User avatar #47 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
You people are the whore of LCS.
User avatar #48 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
LCS are LCS because they're the best they have to offer.
User avatar #29 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I also play Gangplank, Pantheon, Nasus, Kha'Zix and Veigar.
User avatar #32 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
That is a completely irrelevant statement.
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I may have rolled the wrong person to say that to.
But it's too late to go back now.
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#11 - toxicwastedump (22 hours ago) [-]
i want one
#14 - krasnogvardiech (22 hours ago) [-]
#8 - levitatingscrotum (07/30/2014) [-]
#9 - krasnogvardiech (23 hours ago) [-]
I cum bearing sauce.
User avatar #4 - thechosentroll (07/30/2014) [-]
You know, that actually makes him seem almost likable.
#7 - krasnogvardiech (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't see what there's to either like or dislike, actually. Dude with a huge sword, big bloody deal.

Unless you're talking about the mechanics and playstyle. In that case I haven't played him or really any champion enough to say much.
User avatar #10 - grogovic (22 hours ago) [-]
I have over 300 ranked games with Garen and I'm Diamond.
#12 - venomousvalentine (22 hours ago) [-]
Imagine what rank you could be with a champion that was good.
User avatar #84 - grogovic (19 hours ago) [-]
You guys make me sad.ç
User avatar #82 - grogovic (19 hours ago) [-]
Venomous, valentine, are you guys going to play any time?
User avatar #16 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I go 22/0 in ranked games.
Also my 2nd main is Hecarim with 110 games KDR: 8/2/19
rest is very good support mains with 30-40 game each. 3/4/16 4/6/17 every one of them.
So fuck you.
#20 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
A wise man once said that if you have the mechanics down for a champion you can always outdo your opponent no matter who they are.

But consider if you'd taken the time to learn a stronger top laner where you might be.
Hell you could be in LCS right now. But people don't play bad champions in LCS (Mostly) for the reason that others are statistically better.
User avatar #83 - grogovic (19 hours ago) [-]
venomousvalentine madzombiie, are we going to play any time or are you guys just not going reply?
User avatar #22 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I start with 64 ad, 85 armor and 59 magic resist.
User avatar #21 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Garen is not a bad champion.
User avatar #25 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Then why does nobody in the LCS agree with you?
User avatar #27 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
What server are you on? Just tell me so I can open an account and we can play together once.
User avatar #30 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Im not saying I'm better than you, and you PROBABLY could beat me hands down.
As I said with the mechanics and everything.

But you beating me doesn't change my point of garen being a poor pick.
User avatar #26 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Because I can kick their ass.
User avatar #13 - madzombiie (22 hours ago) [-]
hes right you know
User avatar #17 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #18 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
let me see the account or some form of proof and i'll believe you, but garen is a shit champ no matter what you say. Hes a lane bully but out of lane he cant do anything in a team fight aside from silence and spin
User avatar #19 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Aside from silence and spin. You are fucking retarded.
I go nuts on enemy adc's ass, W Q E Randuin Ignite and R, he gets obliterated.
User avatar #34 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah, and wheres the proof?
User avatar #35 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Which server are you in?
Can we play together once, please?
User avatar #36 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
NA
User avatar #40 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Do you play Normal games at all?
User avatar #38 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Do we need Skype?
User avatar #42 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
yeah I'll get you in a call with both of us.

My skype is venomous valentine.
User avatar #78 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Although I have no runes or abilities at all.
User avatar #79 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
What server do you play on usually?
And whats your username on that server?
User avatar #85 - grogovic (19 hours ago) [-]
Why are you online and ignoring me?
User avatar #37 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Okay, wait for me. Let me open an account there so we can play.
I will show you what Diamond Garen can do.
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User avatar #49 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
When I play ranked with something else, people usually insist playing Garen with me because I used to be ranked 1st in the world.
#53 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #55 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I learned through 3,000 games.
#59 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
>Rank 1 in the world

Literally retarded.
User avatar #62 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Before I go 30/0/30
#66 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Are you gonna prove something or are you gonna spout more retarded bullshit?
User avatar #73 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I CAN'T PLAY
User avatar #72 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
OH WAIT
User avatar #68 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
We are going to play, come on!
User avatar #64 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
That was my best game.
User avatar #70 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
venomousvalentine add John Revolt on Skype, also add Grogovic on LoL.
User avatar #69 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
You going to add me on skype?
User avatar #60 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Everybody says that to me.
User avatar #74 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
There are a lot of john revolts.
What is your skype username.
User avatar #76 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
What is yours?
User avatar #57 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Aram, dominion and normal games are included.
User avatar #77 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
venomous valentine
User avatar #63 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
>Counting aram and dominion
User avatar #81 - grogovic (20 hours ago) [-]
Reply?
User avatar #80 - grogovic (20 hours ago) [-]
Are you guys going to play?
Also get fucking rekt.
User avatar #67 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Let's go faggots.
User avatar #65 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Lolskill.net counts them, that's why I did.
User avatar #75 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Madzombiie, can we play after I become level 3? I just opened a new account.
You too venomousvalentine.
User avatar #71 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
what server do you normally play on and what is your ign?
User avatar #54 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I failed a lot.
User avatar #51 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
oh so youre faker now?
User avatar #52 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
No, I'm just pretty good with Garen and good with other heroes too.
User avatar #56 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
well grats man, you b8'd me reel good
User avatar #58 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
We gon' play or not?
User avatar #61 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
you can join the call if you want, add VenomousValentine
User avatar #50 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
TWICE.
User avatar #31 - madzombiie (21 hours ago) [-]
hehehe youre a treat. i havent had an argument with someone like you since that guy that said yorick was good. The problem with Garen at the moment is that he cant get close to the high mobility adc's like lucian or ez, and if the adc can kite well (like a Draven juggling axes off your dome) you cant "go nuts" especially since the randuins nerf that got rid of the on hit slow. and let me just run through your play here, you use your 2 second tank buff to run in with your q then try to silence the adc thats kiting you, THEN you lose the speed buff from that and e nothing and try to randuins to slow them but hit nothing again and die. amirite?
#23 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Wow you mean you were able to kill the squishiest class in the game with your entire combo? Thats really impressive.
User avatar #24 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Have you ever played Draven in Diamond league?
User avatar #28 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
No, but regardless of league, ADCs are squishy little fucknuggers that will always die if they're in a bad spot.

And if you killed them, that means they were in a bad spot.
User avatar #33 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Also my fav. champion is Darius.
User avatar #39 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
He's also not that good right now, but he's better than garen.
User avatar #41 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
Get 250 ad = your ult equals to 1k true damage.
Are you serious, have you ever played Darius?
User avatar #43 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
Yes I have.
He's extremely low mobility.
User avatar #44 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
His E is like a blitzcrank shotgun.
User avatar #45 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
He's extremely low mobility.
Thats why he's seldom played in the LCS
User avatar #47 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
You people are the whore of LCS.
User avatar #48 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
LCS are LCS because they're the best they have to offer.
User avatar #29 - grogovic (21 hours ago) [-]
I also play Gangplank, Pantheon, Nasus, Kha'Zix and Veigar.
User avatar #32 - venomousvalentine (21 hours ago) [-]
That is a completely irrelevant statement.
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Also, Vladivostok.
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#1662 - matexius ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
NSFW can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the shitposter on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1660 - matexius ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No fucking clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
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User avatar #1647 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to fuck with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The fuck would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

Nigga please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his shit and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
#1619 to #1618 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh no you don't. Not again.
User avatar #1611 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #1610 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
do you even color text.
User avatar #1612 to #1610 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Sadly, no.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I have a color gold as the holy Aquilla. Emperor be Praised
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
That's pale tan. Gold is reserved for Him on Terra, and whichever Rogue Trader is rich enough to afford it. Congratulations, you're popular in desert warfare now.

I would pick a greenish-gray. Blend into your surroundings and all that.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
They don't allow yellow on the site, so I chose the color of true gold.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'm inclined to think the Emperor's armour and coloring was a side-effect. Perhaps it may have been simple, honest and unpainted adamantium that ended up looking like the purest and holiest of gold from such prolonged exposure to Him.
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - lordgeneral ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
It's the physical manifestation of the Astronomican
#1608 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
for Kras birthday, i shall resurrect Lenin
#1609 to #1608 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
He'll be very confused and no doubt hungry.

Prepare a meal for the man.
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