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krasnogvardiech

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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#31 - I thought it was a scene out of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on cute not shipping stuff. +1
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#41 - wrpen (01/01/2016) [-]
I thought this was America.
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#49 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2016) [-]
#30 - Only the good die young. 01/01/2016 on cute not shipping stuff. +3
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on halfling butt rape +37
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#6 - scramf (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh my fucking god that thread is amazing.

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#2 - santamansan (01/01/2016) [-]
Wow, they even talk about putting a half long assasin in there later in the thread. Fuck
#114 - Picture 01/01/2016 on It's that time of year... 0
#8 - Smokey the Bear is gonna strangle him. 12/31/2015 on It was a test fire 0
#59 - I reckon the boy will get nerves of steel out of having her as…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Bomango - 18 +2
#66 - stifflimb (12/31/2015) [-]
Already happened friend, good prediction m8
#58 - Emperor approves of her because of #56. #40 is an unhelpful, s… 12/31/2015 on Bomango - 18 +4
#57 - Give the half-Ogryn ladies a break, will you? Their husbands d… 12/31/2015 on Bomango - 18 0
#56 - She makes an effort to integrate to human society and actively…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Bomango - 18 +1
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#62 - kibbleking (12/31/2015) [-]
You defend this affront to nature?
>>#58
#85 - krasnogvardiech (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm defending the wife of my buddy Borrog and his mates in the Bullgryns. Get off your frakkin' high throne and fight for the Emperor like real men do.
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#86 - kibbleking (01/01/2016) [-]
You bastard
#87 - krasnogvardiech (01/01/2016) [-]
Bastard I may be, but I'm a servant of the Emperor. Can you say the same?
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#88 - kibbleking (01/01/2016) [-]
You will yield to the true emperor.
#89 - krasnogvardiech (01/01/2016) [-]
By the sound of that, I'm getting the impression your Emperor's not the one on Holy Terra.

You aren't some kind of...

Heretic...

Are you?
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#90 - kibbleking (01/01/2016) [-]
No.
#91 - krasnogvardiech (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh, good. For a second there I had the wrong impression.
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#92 - kibbleking (01/01/2016) [-]
That's right, it's me.
#93 - krasnogvardiech (01/01/2016) [-]
The monarch of Hive Bumfuck on the world of Nowhere, in the Kibble sector? Fucking Navigators never get their shit right.
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#94 - kibbleking (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm going to be making the rules from now on.

First decree; taco Tuesdays every Tuesday
#95 - krasnogvardiech (01/01/2016) [-]
Where are you going to get tacos from?
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#96 - kibbleking (01/01/2016) [-]
I said taco Tuesdays
#97 - krasnogvardiech (01/01/2016) [-]
LOGISTICS, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW IT?
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#98 - kibbleking (01/01/2016) [-]
Do it
#43 - He is no god. Just a man speaking the truth.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Guy destroys fat acceptance... +1
#82 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
*infantryman. Were better than normal men