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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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User avatar #6 - albeit (05/11/2015) [-]
Ok, then I'll concede that it makes sense. Still looks fucking retarded in my opinion, but I hate most "text talk" now a days, anyway
User avatar #7 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Hysterical white chick dating ghetto trash, making near no sense while texting?


The redundancy department paged you. Cleanup on Aisle 6.
#3 - Replace 'going to' with 'finally'.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Period +4
#17 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
"fixen to"
User avatar #9 - discobleach (05/11/2015) [-]
but that's not what finna means, etymologically. it means 'fixing to'
there is a whole linguistic debate about the differences between finna and gonna.
some distinctions that have been found:
'finna' carries more a connotation of imminence and urgency than 'gonna'
'finna' also implies [sometimes] that something is happening beyond the utterer's control, as opposed to 'gonna'
albeit
#19 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
Or it's just that he's from the south, and that's how we talk. LOL! Where the hell are you people from? "Fixen to" = "about to." The sentence reads "you ain't about to get me," and it makes perfect sense, get it? LOL! I love your scholarly analysis on speech that has existed as long as the south has existed as if it's something new--like you're dissecting an alien language. Too funny.
User avatar #20 - discobleach (05/11/2015) [-]
it may be obvious to you, but considering how I'm italian and I've never been to the US, it isn't to me
#34 - marioauditore (05/11/2015) [-]
I read your first two comments and thought: "There is something familiar about this guy writing style". I apparently recognized a fellow italian by the way he writes in english. Mindblown.
User avatar #37 - discobleach (05/12/2015) [-]
e io che pensavo di parlarlo cosí bene da passare inosservato
#22 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
My bad. I assumed you were American since you knew that finna = fixin' to =/= finally.
User avatar #23 - discobleach (05/11/2015) [-]
a lot of people outside of America speak english.
and quite proficiently too.
I also listen to rap so it helps
User avatar #4 - albeit (05/11/2015) [-]
Then it turns that sentence into "you ain't finally get me". Unless you mean it combines "finally going to", that makes a bit more sense.
#18 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
No. It's "fixen to." LOL! Where the hell are you people from?
User avatar #5 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #6 - albeit (05/11/2015) [-]
Ok, then I'll concede that it makes sense. Still looks fucking retarded in my opinion, but I hate most "text talk" now a days, anyway
User avatar #7 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Hysterical white chick dating ghetto trash, making near no sense while texting?


The redundancy department paged you. Cleanup on Aisle 6.
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User avatar #2399 to #2398 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - syrianassassinsoul (06/02/2015) [-]
click and watch
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Did.

Bloody hate that conspiracy **** , but the video did have a point. The US is again at war with an ideology that wants to destroy them.
#2402 to #2401 - syrianassassinsoul (06/02/2015) [-]
see?   
   
we must unite and 			****		 			*************		 from the east and west
see?

we must unite and **** ************* from the east and west
#2386 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
wake up soviet comrade
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
What is the happening?
#2388 to #2387 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
just taking it easy before work
whats crazy red bear up to
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Just come back from work. Popped a tire on the way home, but my hours are set later from today so I can just walk.

Going shooting in a while.
#2390 to #2389 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
russians and guns

such evil
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
My highest score, out of 100.10, is a 98.1.

Fear me.
#2392 to #2391 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
kras is the sniper from 9 Rota

User avatar #2393 to #2392 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaybe.
#2394 to #2393 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
hand Kras a dragunov and he can shoot the star off a soviet coin at a mile off
User avatar #2395 to #2394 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
With a good enough scope to see the bloody thing, maybe.
#2396 to #2395 - rageblade (06/02/2015) [-]
you need a scope?
russian pleb
finland sniper does it without scope

Simo Hayha > > > Vasily Zaitzev
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2015) [-]
Finns outsnipe basically everyone on the planet tho, bruh

Simo was a hunter and a woodsman for years before WWII. Vasily was a similar dude who got handed a rifle and went to town, and he forgot all that **** since he was a little boy in a peasant village.

Also Simo didn't train any other snipers, Vasily trained like, 90.

Simo had ********* targets, too, Russians that were Southern Slavs, weren't skilled in winter warfare. Zaystev had the ******* Germans, in the ruins of Stalingrad.
#2367 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.**
how badass is Kras
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll cah answer*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls Sunshine and rainbows.**

Damn straight. Now, how badass are you?
#2369 to #2368 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
so Kras is the new Tzar

and i burst into flame in the evil sun
#2370 to #2369 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
So I'm the leader of a new world superpower and you become a ******* Solar Exalted?

******** , absolute ******** .
#2371 to #2370 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
no no...i burst into flame aka burn to death
sunlight bad....very bad

#2372 to #2371 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
So you become a ******* Fire Elemental.

For ****** sake man, I'm trying to be comparable here.
#2373 to #2372 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
fine if youre trying to keep me alive ill be judge fire
#2374 to #2373 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Sweet, you're appointed to be my new Minister of Law.

If judging and being fire is all you do may as well get paid for it. And hell, you're not corrupt like the other guy.
#2375 to #2374 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Tsar Kras
User avatar #2378 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
That's Tsar Nicholas II. Useless ******* cunt.
#2379 to #2378 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
wasnt it tsar peter who travelled the world gathering up as much knowledge from other countries for russia to learn from
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
**** you

no ******* way am I being that incompetent *******

He got cucked by Rasputin for ****** sake

Piss off with that ******** .
#2377 to #2376 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
so you can be Tsar Piotr who helped russia move forwards
#2380 to #2377 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes.

Fancy ************ , led the empire with science and steel. Nicholas was a faggot who spent all his time partying and jacking off.
#2381 to #2380 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
so Kras is tsar peter to revolutionize russia again

imagine russia more advanced than japan
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
It is a good dream.
#2383 to #2382 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
russia might actually fulfil its 40K prediction of being the hub of a galactic empire

and the primarchs will be born in the urals
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
Hell no, wasn't the Emperor's laboratory underneath the Himalayas?
#2385 to #2384 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
just checked....his lab was actually on the moon

though im sure the 40k novels said the urals
i hate how they keep retconning 40k
#2363 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls A crappy little hand.**
how gay is Kras
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
boo

None of that.

Crash Bandcoot playan here. Thinking of a sauna tomorrow.
#2365 to #2364 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
< kras moment
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - krasnogvardiech (05/29/2015) [-]
yaaaassssss
#2361 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Naruto headbands.**
what is kras superpower
#2360 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
is the lazy bear awake?
#2354 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor buys Kras a russian havoc copter**
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
ffs kurze

i need to sleep

stop tempting me from it
#2356 to #2355 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
wtf its only 10pm
you lazy blob
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - krasnogvardiech (05/24/2015) [-]
I need to get up for work tomorrow tho

and my alarms fail to wake me.
#2358 to #2357 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
lazy bear does not wake easily
#2353 - rageblade (05/23/2015) [-]
i think we need to post fake porn of kras out in the fields with the sheep
#2351 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Hot Pockets©.**
what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
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