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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#389 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
I love it.
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#15 - No, you can't **** the bunny. The bunny is pepsi max. 04/10/2016 on small /k/ stories comp 0
#14 - Why go innawoods when you can go unnaground?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2016 on small /k/ stories comp 0
#15 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
No, you can't fuck the bunny. The bunny is pepsi max.
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#14 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
Why go innawoods when you can go unnaground?
#15 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
No, you can't fuck the bunny. The bunny is pepsi max.
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#14 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
Why go innawoods when you can go unnaground?
#15 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
No, you can't fuck the bunny. The bunny is pepsi max.
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#14 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
Why go innawoods when you can go unnaground?
#15 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
No, you can't fuck the bunny. The bunny is pepsi max.
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#14 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
Why go innawoods when you can go unnaground?
#15 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
No, you can't fuck the bunny. The bunny is pepsi max.
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#10 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
Well, some out of my own pile, anyway.
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#14 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
Why go innawoods when you can go unnaground?
#15 - krasnogvardiech (04/10/2016) [-]
No, you can't fuck the bunny. The bunny is pepsi max.
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#11 - Sufficiently ingrained ignorance is indistinguishable from malice.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2016 on Found this beauty on Facebook +13
#17 - nerik (04/10/2016) [-]
I agree. Adults must be held accountable the same, regardless of it being ignorance or malice. Children are allowed this(hopefully they get disciplined tho), but there is no excuse for either in an adult.
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#3176 - omarakbar
(05/25/2016) [-]
Kras has no chill
Ukraine is game to you
#3177 to #3176 - krasnogvardiech
(05/25/2016) [-]
ayyy

dats me
#3178 to #3177 - omarakbar
(05/25/2016) [-]
> invaded by russia
> invaded by germany
> invaded by russia again
> invaded by america

ukraine not weak, ukraine survive so many invasions
#3179 to #3178 - krasnogvardiech
(12 hours ago) [-]
Birds fly. Sun shines. Germany raises great leaders.

>Erwin Rommel
>Otto von Bismarck
>Siegfried Barbarossa

All of these told the politicians to go **** themselves. All of these Made Germany Great Again.

Soon, my Central Yuropanbro. Soon.
#3175 - matexius
(05/21/2016) [-]
Krasle, I have a challenge/question for you.
What would be your ideal video-game? The one that you'd never get tired of; that accustomed to your every interest and passion.
You can use parts of other games if you want for describing.

Also, I didn't know Falmer were Slavs... Look at him, just barely holding onto the counter...

#3180 to #3175 - krasnogvardiech
(12 hours ago) [-]
Sup, man. I didn't notice this until now.

The closest thing that ever came to a 'favorite' game for me is Supreme Commander II and its GOG expansion mod which took things back to a Forged Alliance style of things.

The Battlefield and Command & Conquer games take a pretty good standing for me, if only for nostalgia's sake.
#3171 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
you must cossack dance
#3172 to #3171 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
later

for now

Dark Souls awaits me
#3173 to #3172 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
you died
#3159 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
Krasputitsa
tell me of your gaming... tell me war stories
#3160 to #3159 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
I have no stories. Only ********.
>be me, a while back
>playing in an internet cafe downtown
>Battlefield 2 cuz why not
>playing german-made map, Black Hawk Down style where we capture crashed points
>playing USA
>team rolling down the center, taking heavy casualties and generally not making much headway
>be me, inna Abrams
>decide to sneak around enemy
>go to the side alleys, expert maneuvering lets me move to cap a few points
>enemy flails trying to figure out who the **** is capping their points
>their fw SURPRISE TANK IN CRAMPED SIDE ALLEY
>I loop around and flatten more than a few of them
>most of enemy team switches to antitanks
>tfw my team starts mopping the floor with support LMGs aplenty
>tfw we flattened them with 415 tickets remaining
>tfw tankery

Considering getting World of Tanks for that very reason.
#3161 to #3160 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
krasno zhukov the tank officer
#3163 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
Battlefield games are always good for tankery, no?
#3164 to #3163 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
yet to see how things go with BF1 tanks

especially your WTF russian tanks
#3165 to #3164 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
There were crazier.
#3167 to #3165 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
those were more practical

what the hell do huge bicycle wheels do
#3168 to #3167 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
They don't get caught in trenches, apparently. That's what the huge bloody things were made for.

Howzit?
#3169 to #3168 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
just do things the russian way

throw enough men on the front till the bodies fill the trenches
#3170 to #3169 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
That would be the Kriegsman way.
#3162 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
da

also

>be me, fukken ages back
>get invited to hang at an internet cafe and play the store's modded BF2
>older boys mostly, but I accept anyway
>I get in onto the Iraqi team
>we play some ****** trailer map for starters, I get my ass handed to me
>then to a vehicle heavy map
>tfw there were helicopters
>tfw there were gunships
>tfw there was the ************* HIND-D
>take one and hop to the skies
>all the other idiots flail around with tactical infantry ****
>I just fly around and rain death from above
>most other players had 20ish kills at the end,
>I had 164
>became the designated airman in the next month's worth of games
#3158 - omarakbar
(05/16/2016) [-]
Krassle dazzle

tell me what you know of WW1
i need stuff to make a WW1 comic an need ruski information
#3156 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
how to make cheap booze:

fill a barrel with water and dunk kras in like a teabag.... his natural alcoholic sweat will turn the water to vodka
#3157 to #3156 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
>relying on body fluids
>not using Woozy Aura

It's like you're not even one of the faithful.
#3153 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
KRASSLE
its your day

SING kras
SING

National Anthem of USSR
#3154 to #3153 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
YOUR DAY TOO, GERMON

Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen
#3155 to #3154 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
after whats going on in germany now, im taking to my polish side, bratishka
#3152 - omarakbar
(05/06/2016) [-]
soon
Krasnos people will be called to rescue europe from the kebabs

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#3147 - omarakbar
(05/04/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**omarakbar rolls Clams.**
how will Krasputin kill islam
#3148 to #3147 - krasnogvardiech
(05/04/2016) [-]
With clam gun on the shooter car I can remove the kebab.

Victory is mine.
#3149 to #3148 - omarakbar
(05/05/2016) [-]
> kebabs invade motherland
> Kras shows no mercy


красный медведь будит
#3150 to #3149 - krasnogvardiech
(05/05/2016) [-]
удалить кебаб удалить кебаб
Шашлык является гадость
#3151 to #3150 - omarakbar
(05/05/2016) [-]
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is Kras really a kebab in disguise
#3142 - omarakbar
(04/27/2016) [-]
wai ruzzki bro never talk to me
#3143 to #3142 - krasnogvardiech
(04/27/2016) [-]
I talk back good. Just do so through messages, I'm a bit busy now man.
#3144 to #3143 - omarakbar
(04/27/2016) [-]
youre turning into shekelnator

"im busy im busy"
#3145 to #3144 - krasnogvardiech
(04/28/2016) [-]
IRL stuff is IRL stuff, man. **** needs taken care of, period, end of story.
#3146 to #3145 - omarakbar
(04/28/2016) [-]
kras gonna go all jack nicholson

all work and no play makes boris a dull boy
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