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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
X-box Gamertag: Krasnogvardiech
Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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#23 - I feel obliged to inform you that this guy said the same thing…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Meanwhile in the Zone 0
#58 - CaptainKill (02/10/2014) [-]
I know, I made it like that so it had both authenticity and it could be understood by non-Russians.
#62 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Shouldn't it be "pochyemu"? My Russian is a bit rusty, but I think I'm right. In fact, my English is a bit rusty, my Russian is rust incarnate.
User avatar #63 - CaptainKill (02/10/2014) [-]
Transliteration of Cyrlllic letters to the Latin alphabet is difficult to do because English is so fuck-tarded with it's pronunciation. That's why Привет can be written as "privet" OR "privyet" and each of them is correct.

So, yes, "e" in Russian can be written as just "e" in English, or you can make it the full on "ye"
#66 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
I guess "read however you want it" rule applies here... and "e" alone looks better. Anyway, thx for answer, I was too lazy to check it myself.
#71 - Listening to Darude - Sandstorm and this gif is perfectly time… 02/10/2014 on Admin is going to hell +1
#11 - If you think I'll partake in a ritual as heretical as this, yo… 02/09/2014 on Admin in a nutshell 0
#92 - Remember; with China there is no such thing as spam. … 02/09/2014 on Artillery +1
#90 - Are they good feelings, comrade? This day is to be re…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Artillery +1
User avatar #91 - badpeace (02/08/2014) [-]
Y'kno what? I'm off to spend the rest of my evening on the china campaign. DAMN this game is good
User avatar #92 - krasnogvardiech (02/09/2014) [-]
Remember; with China there is no such thing as spam.

There is only the next wave.
#115 - You don't know how much a basement dweller faps, do you? 02/08/2014 on my pistols for Zday +2
#114 - Picture 02/08/2014 on my pistols for Zday +2
#88 - All for one, one for all! 02/08/2014 on Artillery +1
#87 - Picture 02/08/2014 on Artillery +2
#86 - "Brighter than the sun." 02/08/2014 on Artillery 0
#85 - "The mother of all weapons."  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Artillery +1
User avatar #89 - badpeace (02/08/2014) [-]
arrhhh my good FEEELS
User avatar #90 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2014) [-]
Are they good feelings, comrade?

This day is to be remembered.
User avatar #91 - badpeace (02/08/2014) [-]
Y'kno what? I'm off to spend the rest of my evening on the china campaign. DAMN this game is good
User avatar #92 - krasnogvardiech (02/09/2014) [-]
Remember; with China there is no such thing as spam.

There is only the next wave.
#14 - Yes. 02/08/2014 on SAO season 2 character designs 0
#12 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user megpoidgumibear ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on I'll be ready now 0
User avatar #13 - megpoidgumibear (02/08/2014) [-]
yudodis
#28 - No, it doesn't. You shut up and sit the hell down, because the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Fucking Eugene +7
#34 - gingebro (02/09/2014) [-]
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Fucking Eugene 0
User avatar #30 - nimba (02/08/2014) [-]
yeah... no... this guy definitely isn't either of these
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on AWW 0
#2 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
well played
#5 - How do we know that the story's not just being told from other… 02/08/2014 on finally +2
#1 - Something cool i found.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Something cool i found. +49
#53 - daentraya (02/09/2014) [-]
Thats neat. Here, have a sheep
#42 - xxhadesflamesxx (02/09/2014) [-]
reminds me of the dead marshes in lotr
User avatar #9 - auan (02/09/2014) [-]
That actually is pretty cool, Before I start asking questions on it, Sauce?
#12 - auan (02/09/2014) [-]
#37 - nibbero (02/09/2014) [-]
#5 - What's wrong with appreciating the results of hard work and ef… 02/08/2014 on People You Will Meet at Gym 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2014 on People You Will Meet at Gym +1
User avatar #10 - mutzaki (02/08/2014) [-]
I never liked this post.
Function depends entirely what you're doing. Most of the time, the body builder-esque body, in smaller proportions and lower focus on appearance, will be far more functional.
#8 - slurpedurp (02/08/2014) [-]
also waistline is largely genetic and there is very little one can do about slimming down/thickening a waistline without gaining or losing fat, can clueless people subcribing to mike chang and jeff seid stop talking about these things please
#7 - slurpedurp (02/08/2014) [-]
implying elite powerlifters arent juicing their brains out
#3 - Picture 02/08/2014 on Beauty +1
#1 - This only affirms the version of things inside my head t… 02/08/2014 on when I release a bug from... +1
#4 - Erotic. 02/08/2014 on Hypnotic +1
#22 - Delivered in desktop quality, though it's not quite the same i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2014 on can someone pls photoshop a... +8
#25 - summerbreeze (02/08/2014) [-]
this is exactly what i´m looking for and it looks realy good, thank you very much
#23 - EndeleanX (02/08/2014) [-]
That's really not bad at all.
#4 - >Gets an assignment that would see him elevated to Spectre … 02/08/2014 on Bad luck Eren +3
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User avatar #1677 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 - The Russian Offensive
#1672 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
Kras when meeting girls
#1673 to #1672 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Ну што, нз проблема.

>Мое лицо когда
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
ваша кровь водка
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i want one thing to happen

we both know what it is

Red Alert 2 intro
User avatar #1678 to #1676 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The start of World War III?



Emperor's blood. No.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
russia putting the americans in their place

Gamehelper.com - WiC: Soviet Assault TrailerNew

needs to happen
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a stupid idea. A better one would be a long-term military alliance. Less lives and less resources lost. The way we're headed, Fallout might become a reality. And that is a terrifying thought.
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
well allying with usa means theyll try to ******** russia out of so much to profit usa and leave russia in ****

User avatar #1683 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You didn't forget about the states' massive debt, right?
#1682 to #1681 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
Russia's better off financially than the U.S is. It would be a blow to the Federation, certainly.

The only answer is space, tovarisch. Even a small asteroid is worth billions in scientific resources - as well as elements and materiel alien to our world.

I think the space race ought to be started up again.
User avatar #1684 to #1682 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah there is space but then you'd have usa and the un bitch about "anything russia colonizes should be international access
same deal as that moon treaty where somehow the moon is supposedly international property

yeah usa has a massive debt even more reason theyd ******** russia out of its wealth

hell alaska was an illegal sale and usa refused to hand it back
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The race would be combined. International access means that its resources would go to whoever needs it, with a hefty percentage going towards the nation/organization that did it.

The whole reason the US would ask for money is to pay off their debts in the first place. No reason save that - they hate the russkies too much. The States have the largest and most well-equipped army overall, no major need for military support.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
then that just leaves it open for greedy corporations to buy everything up over time thus ******** on other planets like they do to earth

best russia takes and holds on its own and lets normal people migrate to said planets and forbids corporate ownership
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
You've obviously never heard of the oligarchy. It's heading that way - the few, all over the world, are taking control of all its resources. Disney's doing it, BP Oil's doing it, everyone is.

It's all over the place. I actually care, though, about what they're going to do and what opportunity does it open up for the everyman.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
i say we need another yeltsin to march in with part of the army....kick out the government and also get rid of the oligarchs trying to own eveything
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - krasnogvardiech (08/16/2014) [-]
The oligarchs' owning it all isn't the problem. Having much under the control of many means that it's easier to organize **** .

That's part of the reason why the Red Army failed in the initial stages of World War 2's Soviet front. Poor, disorganized leadership. So much resources eventually got the work done, but it floundered about for a while.

Mobilization, tovarisch, is the issue. Putting resources in the right place. Space is the new place for funds - the Chinese are already on the plan, for ****** sake.
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - konradkurze (08/16/2014) [-]
yah but chinese are also a problem,,their leadership SUCKS....its still the few privileged and their friends / family getting rich and making the poor poorer and dispossessing the independent rich

like just a couple years back....some guy who owned a hotel near a river was forced to sell it for 10% of its value because the government wanted to flood the ricer to build a hydro power damn which meant his hotel would have been in the flood are otherwise

and oligarchs are one of the problems.....the rich shouldnt be allowed to buy more and create monopolies on resources...if we go to other planets we go without them and let normal people have a fresh start at prosperity
#1671 - konradkurze (08/10/2014) [-]
Kras vs america
#1662 - matexius (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - matexius (07/28/2014) [-]
...I have no idea how to react to that...

Also...what is your opinion on the addition of these webm.s?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
**** can only get better, while the main section of the site still hates videos. I don't know what to think.
User avatar #1667 to #1665 - matexius (07/28/2014) [-]
Also...I hope you don't mind that I'm a bit more...let's say actve... The Belarussian girl that's the closest thing that I've ever had to a GF left for Russia for 4 weeks...and I'm bored halfway to the Imperial Palace and back...
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - krasnogvardiech (07/28/2014) [-]
All good. You'll have to watch for me being less active, though, as I have a thing called a job.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - matexius (07/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know... What can you do? Money rules the world...
Have you ever like, had a GF even?
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - matexius (07/28/2014) [-]
Quite... 4chan already had them, right?
A former schoolmate said they'd be good to add... I was sceptical...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the ********** on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1670 to #1661 - krasnogvardiech (08/04/2014) [-]
I successfully disarmed a ********** with something very close to what he is *********** about. What you donna do about it?
User avatar #1660 - matexius (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No ******* clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to **** with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The **** would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

***** please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his **** and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
#1619 to #1618 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh no you don't. Not again.
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