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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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its a dude
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Comrade Dog Да
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#15 - hourlyb (04/12/2016) [-]
"service"
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#10 - ironstorm (04/12/2016) [-]
>battle rifle

That's a bolt action. Not a battle rifle. Battle rifles are semi or select-fire like the garand and the G3.
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#11 - pentol (04/12/2016) [-]
If the G3 is a battle rifle, then Battle rifles must also be capable of Full Retard mode.
I've only used the AG3 myself (Norwegian military standard service rifle until a couple of years ago. Essentially just the G3, but with longer stock and modifications to the...bolt(?) that allow for silent loading, but otherwise identical) but it most certainly was able to full auto.
Only got to try Full Retard mode once, and only as a reward for our troop showing great discipline at the firing range, but it was fun.
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#12 - ironstorm (04/12/2016) [-]
Full auto is not very useful when your rifle is chambered in 308.

> allow for silent loading

I know what you mean. Ive shot my dads G3 (semi-auto only unfortunately) plenty of times.

>Essentially just the G3, but with longer stock

Why? The G3 is already long as it is. Was it just a big recoil pad on the stock or a different stock?
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#13 - pentol (04/12/2016) [-]
The AG3 is chambered in standard NATO 7,62 × 51 mm, not 308.

Wikipedia told me that the G3 does not allow for silent loading, unlike the AG3. Your dad has some variant of it, i assume?

The G3 is pretty long, but because norwegian soldiers generally were bigger, and with bigger hands than german ones, the stock was extended by 2 cm. so long as you are at least 180, it's just fine. This was fairly hillarious to see one particularly short girl conscript, maybe just 155, who had to use a gun larger than herself until a more suitable size stock could be procured (few days).

Trying the HK416, it felt like a toy, because of how small and light it was. Definitely not bad for the urban environment/breach n' clear training we did, but accuracy suffered noticeably at the range.
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#14 - ironstorm (04/12/2016) [-]
308 and 7.62x51 is the same thing.

I think he has a pretty bog standard G3 A2 (plastic handguard full of holes with no bipod).

The HK416 is basically an AR15 relative designed by HK.
#19 - heyword (04/12/2016) [-]
It's an AR15 with a G36 gas system, very similar to a gas piston AR, (Link: info.stagarms.com/blog/bid/297530/The-difference-between-Gas-Piston-and-Direct-Impingement-technology-for-an-AR-15 )
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Taking of Debrah Logan in case anyone is interested.
#11 - grasman (04/12/2016) [-]
Is that from a movie?
#12 - anon (04/12/2016) [-]
no m8 its real life

fuck do you think?
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#29 - xedeid (04/12/2016) [-]
Thanks man.
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#6 - xedeid (04/11/2016) [-]
Nice thumbnail. I tried to find an actual readable version using google reverse image search as well as tineye, but came up dry. Do you have the full size image?
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Re-uploaded.
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#29 - xedeid (04/12/2016) [-]
Thanks man.
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#8 - theqotsakiller (04/11/2016) [-]
You and I both know thats the Navy seals copypasta.
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It is now.
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#27 - krasnogvardiech (04/12/2016) [-]
>>#26,
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It's not though.
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>>#26,
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#6 - >Not the holy 1911  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2016 on Jesus's Favorite Gun? +1
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Made by a mormon, so yeah...
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#3176 - omarakbar ONLINE
(1 minute ago) [-]
Kras has no chill
Ukraine is game to you
#3175 - matexius
(05/21/2016) [-]
Krasle, I have a challenge/question for you.
What would be your ideal video-game? The one that you'd never get tired of; that accustomed to your every interest and passion.
You can use parts of other games if you want for describing.

Also, I didn't know Falmer were Slavs... Look at him, just barely holding onto the counter...

#3171 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
you must cossack dance
#3172 to #3171 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
later

for now

Dark Souls awaits me
#3173 to #3172 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
you died
#3174 to #3173 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
DARK SOULS SONG  YOU DIED
#3159 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
Krasputitsa
tell me of your gaming... tell me war stories
#3160 to #3159 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
I have no stories. Only ********.
>be me, a while back
>playing in an internet cafe downtown
>Battlefield 2 cuz why not
>playing german-made map, Black Hawk Down style where we capture crashed points
>playing USA
>team rolling down the center, taking heavy casualties and generally not making much headway
>be me, inna Abrams
>decide to sneak around enemy
>go to the side alleys, expert maneuvering lets me move to cap a few points
>enemy flails trying to figure out who the **** is capping their points
>their fw SURPRISE TANK IN CRAMPED SIDE ALLEY
>I loop around and flatten more than a few of them
>most of enemy team switches to antitanks
>tfw my team starts mopping the floor with support LMGs aplenty
>tfw we flattened them with 415 tickets remaining
>tfw tankery

Considering getting World of Tanks for that very reason.
#3161 to #3160 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
krasno zhukov the tank officer
#3163 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
Battlefield games are always good for tankery, no?
#3164 to #3163 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
yet to see how things go with BF1 tanks

especially your WTF russian tanks
#3165 to #3164 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
There were crazier.
#3167 to #3165 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
those were more practical

what the hell do huge bicycle wheels do
#3168 to #3167 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
They don't get caught in trenches, apparently. That's what the huge bloody things were made for.

Howzit?
#3169 to #3168 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/19/2016) [-]
just do things the russian way

throw enough men on the front till the bodies fill the trenches
#3170 to #3169 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
That would be the Kriegsman way.
#3162 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
da

also

>be me, fukken ages back
>get invited to hang at an internet cafe and play the store's modded BF2
>older boys mostly, but I accept anyway
>I get in onto the Iraqi team
>we play some ****** trailer map for starters, I get my ass handed to me
>then to a vehicle heavy map
>tfw there were helicopters
>tfw there were gunships
>tfw there was the ************* HIND-D
>take one and hop to the skies
>all the other idiots flail around with tactical infantry ****
>I just fly around and rain death from above
>most other players had 20ish kills at the end,
>I had 164
>became the designated airman in the next month's worth of games
#3158 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/16/2016) [-]
Krassle dazzle

tell me what you know of WW1
i need stuff to make a WW1 comic an need ruski information
#3156 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/09/2016) [-]
how to make cheap booze:

fill a barrel with water and dunk kras in like a teabag.... his natural alcoholic sweat will turn the water to vodka
#3157 to #3156 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
>relying on body fluids
>not using Woozy Aura

It's like you're not even one of the faithful.
#3153 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/09/2016) [-]
KRASSLE
its your day

SING kras
SING

National Anthem of USSR
#3154 to #3153 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
YOUR DAY TOO, GERMON

Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen
#3155 to #3154 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/09/2016) [-]
after whats going on in germany now, im taking to my polish side, bratishka
#3152 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/06/2016) [-]
soon
Krasnos people will be called to rescue europe from the kebabs

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#3147 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/04/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**omarakbar rolls Clams.**
how will Krasputin kill islam
#3148 to #3147 - krasnogvardiech
(05/04/2016) [-]
With clam gun on the shooter car I can remove the kebab.

Victory is mine.
#3149 to #3148 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/05/2016) [-]
> kebabs invade motherland
> Kras shows no mercy


красный медведь будит
#3150 to #3149 - krasnogvardiech
(05/05/2016) [-]
удалить кебаб удалить кебаб
Шашлык является гадость
#3151 to #3150 - omarakbar ONLINE
(05/05/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**omarakbar rolls Ask again later**
is Kras really a kebab in disguise
#3142 - omarakbar ONLINE
(04/27/2016) [-]
wai ruzzki bro never talk to me
#3143 to #3142 - krasnogvardiech
(04/27/2016) [-]
I talk back good. Just do so through messages, I'm a bit busy now man.
#3144 to #3143 - omarakbar ONLINE
(04/27/2016) [-]
youre turning into shekelnator

"im busy im busy"
#3145 to #3144 - krasnogvardiech
(04/28/2016) [-]
IRL stuff is IRL stuff, man. **** needs taken care of, period, end of story.
#3146 to #3145 - omarakbar ONLINE
(04/28/2016) [-]
kras gonna go all jack nicholson

all work and no play makes boris a dull boy
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