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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
X-box Gamertag: Krasnogvardiech
Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#13 - It's adorable. 07/11/2014 on Meanwhile in Kazakhstan 0
#48 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Got what he deserved +15
#95 - danielsturk (07/11/2014) [-]
The middle number is the amount of intentional homicides.
Yes, I know it's because their population is so low they simply never had one. Hold on to your autism hat I was making a joke.
#106 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
You made a shitty joke and then make preemptive insults to anyone that doesn't like it fuck you
User avatar #112 - danielsturk (07/11/2014) [-]
You pretended you don't own an account so you'd have a reason to hide behind anonymous.
fuck you
#1428 - T_T 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#1423 - **krasnogvardiech rolls 831,255,874** THOSE GAMES ARE GOLD.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
User avatar #1428 - krasnogvardiech (07/11/2014) [-]
T_T
#54 - Mother of God. You won after all. Good bloody job. 07/11/2014 on That too in a single night.. +2
#104 - Before they did bad shit, the Nationalist-Socialist party made… 07/11/2014 on Patriotic 0
#103 - YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. 07/11/2014 on Patriotic 0
#115 - 1kyearsago is the Tau coming to power and taking in the Kroot …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Warhammer Facts +1
#116 - deadmaniii (07/11/2014) [-]
Thanks
#10 - I'll clarify. Russia is slowly heading back to an oli… 07/10/2014 on The long con 0
#742 - **krasnogvardiech rolls 0,974** Please stop. 07/10/2014 on muh sticky power 0
#807 - The janitor. Kids do NOT want to know what shit goes … 07/10/2014 on Admins School 0
#1237 - **krasnogvardiech rolled image ** 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#19 - Picture 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones +1
#12 - Picture 07/10/2014 on agile 2013 +1
#17 - Hell, nigerians are gentlemen of color now. Oh how I missed yo… 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones 0
#16 - I said roll for true damage, you stupid gentleman of color. I …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones +2
User avatar #18 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
No, I dun wanna. You can't make me
#19 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
Hell, nigerians are gentlemen of color now. Oh how I missed you, text correction!
#14 - And you hit, too. Roll 1d4 for true damage.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones 0
User avatar #15 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
How 'bout no. It's late as hell and I should probably be getting to bed.
#16 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
I said roll for true damage, you stupid gentleman of color. I ain't got all lunch break.
User avatar #18 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
No, I dun wanna. You can't make me
#19 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
Hell, nigerians are gentlemen of color now. Oh how I missed you, text correction!
#6 - Picture 07/10/2014 on found this in my folder +1
#12 - >killed by a pin when he sat on his throne >pain in …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones +5
User avatar #13 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
I aim to please, m'lord.
#14 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
And you hit, too.

Roll 1d4 for true damage.
User avatar #15 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
How 'bout no. It's late as hell and I should probably be getting to bed.
#16 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
I said roll for true damage, you stupid gentleman of color. I ain't got all lunch break.
User avatar #18 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
No, I dun wanna. You can't make me
#19 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
Hell, nigerians are gentlemen of color now. Oh how I missed you, text correction!
#10 - Noted. George said he was going to use this image as the final…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones 0
User avatar #11 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
If you're in power, just remember, SOMEONE will find a way to kill you unexpectedly. One king was killed by a pin on his throne. He happened to be violently allergic to milk, and the pin was dropped in a pail of milk before being hidden where it would be a pain in the ass to find.
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
>killed by a pin when he sat on his throne
>pain in the ass to find

I see what you did there, mister Bond.
User avatar #13 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
I aim to please, m'lord.
#14 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
And you hit, too.

Roll 1d4 for true damage.
User avatar #15 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
How 'bout no. It's late as hell and I should probably be getting to bed.
#16 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
I said roll for true damage, you stupid gentleman of color. I ain't got all lunch break.
User avatar #18 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
No, I dun wanna. You can't make me
#19 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
Hell, nigerians are gentlemen of color now. Oh how I missed you, text correction!
#8 - This is the version approved of by Martin himself.  [+] (13 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones +61
User avatar #9 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
The one for the show is small, and made to be comfortable, and rather symetrical, and all that nice movie stuff. Which goes against the description of the damn thing.
User avatar #33 - mrselfdestruct (07/10/2014) [-]
the actual thing would also be really expensive
User avatar #21 - tehtrollface (07/10/2014) [-]
The only reason they made it smaller was because of budget, and from what I heard its still uncomfortable to sit in.
User avatar #10 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
Noted. George said he was going to use this image as the final future reference for the Iron Throne, too. You can see it's made of thousands of swords, not just a couple dozen. Looks like a thing you can kill yourself on very easily - further proving that 'A king must never rest easy' is true as always.
User avatar #11 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
If you're in power, just remember, SOMEONE will find a way to kill you unexpectedly. One king was killed by a pin on his throne. He happened to be violently allergic to milk, and the pin was dropped in a pail of milk before being hidden where it would be a pain in the ass to find.
User avatar #12 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
>killed by a pin when he sat on his throne
>pain in the ass to find

I see what you did there, mister Bond.
User avatar #13 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
I aim to please, m'lord.
#14 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
And you hit, too.

Roll 1d4 for true damage.
User avatar #15 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
How 'bout no. It's late as hell and I should probably be getting to bed.
#16 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
I said roll for true damage, you stupid gentleman of color. I ain't got all lunch break.
User avatar #18 - trostell (07/10/2014) [-]
No, I dun wanna. You can't make me
#19 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
Hell, nigerians are gentlemen of color now. Oh how I missed you, text correction!
#14 - Picture 07/10/2014 on Yes 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Damn it feels good to be human +9
#45 - mrmask (07/10/2014) [-]
I can also see the first dick and balls he drew
#52 - mangostormlegend (07/10/2014) [-]
And here are the first dick and balls drawn on another world
#41 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
too bad that moonlanding was fake.
#1641 - If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mon…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#1642 - konradkurze (07/10/2014) [-]
#9241341 - My sex method is lesbians? I can get behind this. 07/10/2014 on retard forum 0
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#1662 - matexius (07/26/2014) [-]
Was bored...found this...
Was bored...found this...
User avatar #1661 - languagexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Please stop engaging the shitposter on the TG board. He needs to not get any attention. At all. kthx.
User avatar #1660 - matexius (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Something tells me you've heard this one...
#1657 - matexius (07/22/2014) [-]
Hey Krasno...
Would you happen to know of an energy source, that is small, yet efficient and could power a man sized mechanical exoskeleton, kinda like this one?

I'm planning on maybe starting something like it and I'm trying to find an energy source... I know it's probably futile, but hey... Why not?
My father says I should be less on the computer, so... I need to find ways to entertain myself... friend suggested this...
I know it's way out of my field of experties and education, but I want to show those Japs that they're not the only ones who can build one... Gonna cost a lot though...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - krasnogvardiech (07/22/2014) [-]
No fucking clue. Tried making a tiny nuclear reactor?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - matexius (07/22/2014) [-]
... Right...
I'm fairly sure a tiny nuclear reactor could horribly backfire... and there are things even I can't get my hands on... i was thinking something like a small tesla coil, connected to a divider where one part is then in turn connected back into the coil and another to the suit... just a spark to fire it up... probably wouldn't work, though...
Still thank you for your time...
User avatar #1656 - konradkurze (07/20/2014) [-]
trolling people the Kras way

Friends Joseph Stalin
User avatar #1652 - nought ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
firt
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - krasnogvardiech (07/19/2014) [-]
Not first by a long shot, and if that was an attempt to flirt, it went over my head.

What's up?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - nought ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
wat u talkin bout
FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT FIRT
User avatar #1647 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
#1649 to #1648 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
< people who tried to fuck with Kras' alcohol
#1650 to #1649 - krasnogvardiech (07/16/2014) [-]
More accurately tho.
#1651 to #1650 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
reminds me of when i do online gaming
#1645 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Kras on a friday night
User avatar #1644 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (1/9) Movie CLIP - Crossing the Volga (2001) HD
User avatar #1643 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
Enemy at the Gates (2/9) Movie CLIP - Battle of Stalingrad (2001) HD
User avatar #1636 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The fuck would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

Nigga please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his shit and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
#1619 to #1618 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh no you don't. Not again.
User avatar #1611 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #1610 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
do you even color text.
User avatar #1612 to #1610 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Sadly, no.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
I have a color gold as the holy Aquilla. Emperor be Praised
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
That's pale tan. Gold is reserved for Him on Terra, and whichever Rogue Trader is rich enough to afford it. Congratulations, you're popular in desert warfare now.

I would pick a greenish-gray. Blend into your surroundings and all that.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
They don't allow yellow on the site, so I chose the color of true gold.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'm inclined to think the Emperor's armour and coloring was a side-effect. Perhaps it may have been simple, honest and unpainted adamantium that ended up looking like the purest and holiest of gold from such prolonged exposure to Him.
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
It's the physical manifestation of the Astronomican
#1608 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
for Kras birthday, i shall resurrect Lenin
#1609 to #1608 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
He'll be very confused and no doubt hungry.

Prepare a meal for the man.
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