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krasnogvardiech

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Video Games Played: Too fucking many
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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#3125 - Nah, court battles are the ***************. So much crap, and …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2016 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#3126 - omarakbar (04/21/2016) [-]
anyway get ready for more comics with you in them Kras
theres plenty for me to make drunk soviet jokes with
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#3127 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2016) [-]
Go for it.
#1 - Picture 04/21/2016 on War never changes +1
#39 - OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOME 04/20/2016 on TO PALLET TOWN +3
#3123 - ********** ****** cunt <3  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2016 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#3124 - omarakbar (04/21/2016) [-]
i woulda thought new zealand would be perfect for you since kiwis mostly dont have dashcams to catch you bullshitting insurance claims
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#3125 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2016) [-]
Nah, court battles are the counterbullshit. So much crap, and a judge can take up to six fucking months to decide on anything.
#3126 - omarakbar (04/21/2016) [-]
anyway get ready for more comics with you in them Kras
theres plenty for me to make drunk soviet jokes with
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#3127 - krasnogvardiech (04/21/2016) [-]
Go for it.
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#57 - silicodeoxy (04/18/2016) [-]
This is how the infinite war begins
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#4 - Aren't kukri knives meant for beheading people, not stabbing a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2016 on Kukhri your knackers +1
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#5 - putincanmeltcrimea (04/13/2016) [-]
kukris are mostly means as a slashing weapon because of their shape, width and weight. they are basically a middle ground between a knife and an axe. i own a kukri and its the best utility knife/self defence weapon they have a nice point and can be very effective at stabbing and i even saw some kukris that were balanced for throwing so the comic is not wrong
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#40 - admiralen (04/12/2016) [-]
Is it required to suck dick or do you just start doing it naturally after a while on fit?
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#79 - krasnogvardiech (04/13/2016) [-]
Yes.
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#11 - komandantmirkoo (04/12/2016) [-]
so you're saying that gay is /k/?
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#3176 - omarakbar
(05/25/2016) [-]
Kras has no chill
Ukraine is game to you
#3177 to #3176 - krasnogvardiech
(05/25/2016) [-]
ayyy

dats me
#3178 to #3177 - omarakbar
(12 hours ago) [-]
> invaded by russia
> invaded by germany
> invaded by russia again
> invaded by america

ukraine not weak, ukraine survive so many invasions
#3175 - matexius
(05/21/2016) [-]
Krasle, I have a challenge/question for you.
What would be your ideal video-game? The one that you'd never get tired of; that accustomed to your every interest and passion.
You can use parts of other games if you want for describing.

Also, I didn't know Falmer were Slavs... Look at him, just barely holding onto the counter...

#3171 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
you must cossack dance
#3172 to #3171 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
later

for now

Dark Souls awaits me
#3173 to #3172 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
you died
#3159 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
Krasputitsa
tell me of your gaming... tell me war stories
#3160 to #3159 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
I have no stories. Only ********.
>be me, a while back
>playing in an internet cafe downtown
>Battlefield 2 cuz why not
>playing german-made map, Black Hawk Down style where we capture crashed points
>playing USA
>team rolling down the center, taking heavy casualties and generally not making much headway
>be me, inna Abrams
>decide to sneak around enemy
>go to the side alleys, expert maneuvering lets me move to cap a few points
>enemy flails trying to figure out who the **** is capping their points
>their fw SURPRISE TANK IN CRAMPED SIDE ALLEY
>I loop around and flatten more than a few of them
>most of enemy team switches to antitanks
>tfw my team starts mopping the floor with support LMGs aplenty
>tfw we flattened them with 415 tickets remaining
>tfw tankery

Considering getting World of Tanks for that very reason.
#3161 to #3160 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
krasno zhukov the tank officer
#3163 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
Battlefield games are always good for tankery, no?
#3164 to #3163 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
yet to see how things go with BF1 tanks

especially your WTF russian tanks
#3165 to #3164 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
There were crazier.
#3167 to #3165 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
those were more practical

what the hell do huge bicycle wheels do
#3168 to #3167 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
They don't get caught in trenches, apparently. That's what the huge bloody things were made for.

Howzit?
#3169 to #3168 - omarakbar
(05/19/2016) [-]
just do things the russian way

throw enough men on the front till the bodies fill the trenches
#3170 to #3169 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
That would be the Kriegsman way.
#3162 to #3161 - krasnogvardiech
(05/19/2016) [-]
da

also

>be me, fukken ages back
>get invited to hang at an internet cafe and play the store's modded BF2
>older boys mostly, but I accept anyway
>I get in onto the Iraqi team
>we play some ****** trailer map for starters, I get my ass handed to me
>then to a vehicle heavy map
>tfw there were helicopters
>tfw there were gunships
>tfw there was the ************* HIND-D
>take one and hop to the skies
>all the other idiots flail around with tactical infantry ****
>I just fly around and rain death from above
>most other players had 20ish kills at the end,
>I had 164
>became the designated airman in the next month's worth of games
#3158 - omarakbar
(05/16/2016) [-]
Krassle dazzle

tell me what you know of WW1
i need stuff to make a WW1 comic an need ruski information
#3156 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
how to make cheap booze:

fill a barrel with water and dunk kras in like a teabag.... his natural alcoholic sweat will turn the water to vodka
#3157 to #3156 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
>relying on body fluids
>not using Woozy Aura

It's like you're not even one of the faithful.
#3153 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
KRASSLE
its your day

SING kras
SING

National Anthem of USSR
#3154 to #3153 - krasnogvardiech
(05/09/2016) [-]
YOUR DAY TOO, GERMON

Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen
#3155 to #3154 - omarakbar
(05/09/2016) [-]
after whats going on in germany now, im taking to my polish side, bratishka
#3152 - omarakbar
(05/06/2016) [-]
soon
Krasnos people will be called to rescue europe from the kebabs

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#3147 - omarakbar
(05/04/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**omarakbar rolls Clams.**
how will Krasputin kill islam
#3148 to #3147 - krasnogvardiech
(05/04/2016) [-]
With clam gun on the shooter car I can remove the kebab.

Victory is mine.
#3149 to #3148 - omarakbar
(05/05/2016) [-]
> kebabs invade motherland
> Kras shows no mercy


красный медведь будит
#3150 to #3149 - krasnogvardiech
(05/05/2016) [-]
удалить кебаб удалить кебаб
Шашлык является гадость
#3151 to #3150 - omarakbar
(05/05/2016) [-]
**omarakbar used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**omarakbar rolls Ask again later**
is Kras really a kebab in disguise
#3142 - omarakbar
(04/27/2016) [-]
wai ruzzki bro never talk to me
#3143 to #3142 - krasnogvardiech
(04/27/2016) [-]
I talk back good. Just do so through messages, I'm a bit busy now man.
#3144 to #3143 - omarakbar
(04/27/2016) [-]
youre turning into shekelnator

"im busy im busy"
#3145 to #3144 - krasnogvardiech
(04/28/2016) [-]
IRL stuff is IRL stuff, man. **** needs taken care of, period, end of story.
#3146 to #3145 - omarakbar
(04/28/2016) [-]
kras gonna go all jack nicholson

all work and no play makes boris a dull boy
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