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Video Games Played: Mass Effect (series), Halo 4, Metro: Last Light, Farcry 3, Deadpool: the game, Borderlands 2, Singularity, Darksiders 2, probably other ones that I've forgot right about now.
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Interests: Warhammer 40k, Aviation, Mechanical engineering, Physics, Writing fiction, Firearms, Automobiles, Aircraft, Gaming, Reading, various other things.
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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I'm fucked in the head. That's about all there is to say.

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#54 - Although, not all take that route.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Attack on Tumblr +4
#95 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
#105 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
#106 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
Fuck your lawn.
#107 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
Fuck off, Ecclesiarchy, I've got a battle to fight.

Don't you dare call me a grotsucking heretic again, y'hear?
#108 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
You are but a mere guardsman.
What is your rank anyway?
From what regiment are you?
Who do you serve?
#109 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
Warrant Officer Krasnogvardiech, Terran born and trained, thrown between regiments wherever I'm needed.
My C.O's right here on this archive, too. lordgeneral, sir, we've got the Inquisition here.
User avatar #110 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
From what i red your name is Keresek.
Am i right lord general?
I suspect that some of your men might be chaos corrupted and making sacrifices behind our backs.
Im going to leave a few inquisitors along with 6 space marines of the ultramarines chapter here to..."investigate"
They are going to return after a week.
For your sake i hope there is no chaos corruption here.

And you Officer Krasnogvardiech.
I will reccomend for you to think about your actions.
*enters a valkyre and flies away*
#111 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
That's the name from when I was a male escort. Don't ask.

Of course they're tainted by Chaos. We all are. Slightly. They're Cadian, it comes with the territory. Might you not have noticed the Daemon Gate we are trying to hold the line against?
I do hope they're individual Inquisitorial Acolytes and not fully-ranking Inquisitors. Frankly, that's a waste of time and resources. The Astartes as well.

I do not know of what they will do, but if they do not wish to weaken our position against the Archenemy they will leave things as they are, or be condemned to treason.
#112 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
Silence.
The inquisitors will inspect your men as for us 4 of my men will help you defend against the demon gate.
#113 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
I would ask what the hell you're doing.

We have been holding the line for nigh on six months waiting for the Grey Knights to finish mopping up that Chaos Citadel o'er'thataway.

Three regiments with full air, armour and artillery support. What help might you bring?
#114 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
As you heard.
We are not here to help you.
We are here to see if the soldiers here are corrupted.
The only reason i am sending my men there is beacuse they are sternguard veterans.
They can handle themselfes while you should go and fight alongside them.
#53 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Attack on Tumblr +1
#54 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
Although, not all take that route.
#95 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
#105 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
#106 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
Fuck your lawn.
#107 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
Fuck off, Ecclesiarchy, I've got a battle to fight.

Don't you dare call me a grotsucking heretic again, y'hear?
#108 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
You are but a mere guardsman.
What is your rank anyway?
From what regiment are you?
Who do you serve?
#109 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
Warrant Officer Krasnogvardiech, Terran born and trained, thrown between regiments wherever I'm needed.
My C.O's right here on this archive, too. lordgeneral, sir, we've got the Inquisition here.
User avatar #110 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
From what i red your name is Keresek.
Am i right lord general?
I suspect that some of your men might be chaos corrupted and making sacrifices behind our backs.
Im going to leave a few inquisitors along with 6 space marines of the ultramarines chapter here to..."investigate"
They are going to return after a week.
For your sake i hope there is no chaos corruption here.

And you Officer Krasnogvardiech.
I will reccomend for you to think about your actions.
*enters a valkyre and flies away*
#111 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
That's the name from when I was a male escort. Don't ask.

Of course they're tainted by Chaos. We all are. Slightly. They're Cadian, it comes with the territory. Might you not have noticed the Daemon Gate we are trying to hold the line against?
I do hope they're individual Inquisitorial Acolytes and not fully-ranking Inquisitors. Frankly, that's a waste of time and resources. The Astartes as well.

I do not know of what they will do, but if they do not wish to weaken our position against the Archenemy they will leave things as they are, or be condemned to treason.
#112 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
Silence.
The inquisitors will inspect your men as for us 4 of my men will help you defend against the demon gate.
#113 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
I would ask what the hell you're doing.

We have been holding the line for nigh on six months waiting for the Grey Knights to finish mopping up that Chaos Citadel o'er'thataway.

Three regiments with full air, armour and artillery support. What help might you bring?
#114 - datmine (07/01/2014) [-]
As you heard.
We are not here to help you.
We are here to see if the soldiers here are corrupted.
The only reason i am sending my men there is beacuse they are sternguard veterans.
They can handle themselfes while you should go and fight alongside them.
#49 - THERE WERE GAMES?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Rupert is so like Ron 0
User avatar #86 - qun (07/01/2014) [-]
i had some for the gameboy, some for the ps1 some for the pc, they still make them for the movies, the only part i could ever get excited about is peeves, he might be a pain in the ass but i love peeves
#117 - You kind of missed the point. Up in OP's post the head of that… 07/01/2014 on Sometimes tumblr gets it... 0
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#9969 - You bore me. 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#19 - I don't even mind. The cycle of post and viewing cont… 06/30/2014 on circlejerk +2
#39 - Picture 06/30/2014 on russians +6
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#9168709 - Mm? 06/30/2014 on retard forum 0
#7613 - How it goes, stranger? 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name +1
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#68 - Not so much the veganism, more the same general line of stupidity.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Sometimes tumblr gets it... 0
User avatar #111 - wthree (07/01/2014) [-]
Why is Veganism stupid?
User avatar #117 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
You kind of missed the point. Up in OP's post the head of that tumblr thread was going on practically fuelled on idiot-juice. The poster of the image in my post was not quite as drunk on whatever made them that stupid, but still headed in that direction.

TL;DR Not the subject, the context is the issue.
#232 - I don't know how to talk to you!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Clever title 0
User avatar #233 - anatidaephilia (06/30/2014) [-]
Good, then you can shut up and listen.
#230 - All good homie 06/30/2014 on Clever title +1
#229 - Okayy... that's a real masculine name!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Clever title 0
User avatar #231 - anatidaephilia (06/30/2014) [-]
Shouldn't be. It's a woman's name.
User avatar #232 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know how to talk to you!
User avatar #233 - anatidaephilia (06/30/2014) [-]
Good, then you can shut up and listen.
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Lejent of kora 0
#5 - thelizardlord (06/30/2014) [-]
#7 - nyanturtwig (06/30/2014) [-]
I was just clearing that place out a couple days ago
mfw alpha deathclaw out of fucking nowhere
User avatar #9 - anusholeboner (06/30/2014) [-]
I was clearing that place out and found no way of doing it without stealth crits, seeing as my weapons were more traditional than powerful. I tend to follow a sort of trend when I do loadouts in games and it usually gets me killed, but it's fun. Anyway, I was clearing the place out, Stealth Boy on, weapon out, when a big old Danger sign starts flashing. I panic and look around, but I don't see shit. Arcade's off shooting some shit, and I'm still looking. Then it hit me. Death outta nowhere. As my body flies across the quarry, I notice a huge fucking Deathclaw that was on the cliff below me somehow hit me through the rock and killed me in 1 hit.
#5 - ******* vegans like this I hate. ******** …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Sometimes tumblr gets it... 0
User avatar #26 - wthree (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't see why your bringing vegans into this?
User avatar #68 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2014) [-]
Not so much the veganism, more the same general line of stupidity.
User avatar #111 - wthree (07/01/2014) [-]
Why is Veganism stupid?
User avatar #117 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
You kind of missed the point. Up in OP's post the head of that tumblr thread was going on practically fuelled on idiot-juice. The poster of the image in my post was not quite as drunk on whatever made them that stupid, but still headed in that direction.

TL;DR Not the subject, the context is the issue.
User avatar #17 - dubslao (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm actually down by hunting down a rabbit and devouring it whole.
seems like a good time
#2 - **krasnogvardiech rolled user datgrass ** 06/30/2014 on bring it! +1
#18 - 100% accurate timing, thank you. 06/30/2014 on Here you go you cunts, are... 0
#16 - When does it stop being a fish and starts being scotch plaid?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Here you go you cunts, are... 0
User avatar #17 - walcorn (06/30/2014) [-]
in 37 chromosomes
User avatar #18 - krasnogvardiech (06/30/2014) [-]
100% accurate timing, thank you.
#253 - Emperor's blood, I almost forgot this existed. 06/30/2014 on Comments section 0
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User avatar #1636 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
*fills the black sea with hops and barley to brew it into beer and throws Kras in*
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
The **** would you do that for? The sea is already there, that'd just be mixing the two types of liquid. All the booze'd up water would flood the seaside areas of Ukraine and Russia and the like. That would drown several million people.

On the other hand, go for it.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
drown the ukrainians in booze?
is that even possible...they dont work, all they do is eat sleep and drink.....eternal booze would be their heaven
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - krasnogvardiech (07/09/2014) [-]
>ukrainians
>don't work

***** please
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
the hardest Ukrainians work is to steal russian gas
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - krasnogvardiech (07/10/2014) [-]
If all goes well there'll be no Ukraine. No Afghanistan or Mongolia or even Poland. There will only be Great Russia once again.
User avatar #1635 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
the Kras life

Whatever Gets Us Drunk the Fastest | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #1632 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Rus Tank T-34 & T-80 Red Square Moscow May 2005 60Th Anniversary Of Victory In WwII Russian Tanks
#1622 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
shopping with Kras
#1627 to #1622 - syrianassassin (07/04/2014) [-]
you and krasnogvardiech knew each other?

why i did not know!
#1631 to #1630 - syrianassassin (07/04/2014) [-]
the cleverfag in drama board posted jew propaganda there, i countered his **** and called ben garrision is false


what a gigantic bigot
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
come on Kras

normal people put meat and veggies in soup....you just mix booze to combine the flavors
#1625 to #1624 - krasnogvardiech (07/02/2014) [-]
I might be to alcohol what Anakin Skywalker is to midichlorians, but I still need physical substance to repair this sack of flesh and bone that I shamble about in.

Fruit and vegetables to ferment and distil from there.
#1626 to #1625 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
< Kras moment

hooking a tanker truck of alcohol to your veins
#1619 to #1618 - krasnogvardiech (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh no you don't. Not again.
User avatar #1611 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1610 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
do you even color text.
User avatar #1612 to #1610 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Sadly, no.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
I have a color gold as the holy Aquilla. Emperor be Praised
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
That's pale tan. Gold is reserved for Him on Terra, and whichever Rogue Trader is rich enough to afford it. Congratulations, you're popular in desert warfare now.

I would pick a greenish-gray. Blend into your surroundings and all that.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
They don't allow yellow on the site, so I chose the color of true gold.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - krasnogvardiech (06/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'm inclined to think the Emperor's armour and coloring was a side-effect. Perhaps it may have been simple, honest and unpainted adamantium that ended up looking like the purest and holiest of gold from such prolonged exposure to Him.
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - lordgeneral (06/20/2014) [-]
It's the physical manifestation of the Astronomican
#1608 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
for Kras birthday, i shall resurrect Lenin
#1609 to #1608 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
He'll be very confused and no doubt hungry.

Prepare a meal for the man.
#1547 - syrianassassin (06/13/2014) [-]
>2014
hereticla ******* not worshipingthe god emperor of mankind
#1588 to #1547 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
My life for the Emperor.
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
chaos gods

i spit on them.

hires some goblins to do their filthy job
#1590 to #1589 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Cultist ******* . They're everywhere.

You can see them even today. We call them Social Justice Warriors and Retards.
#1591 to #1590 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
like those heretical ******* who call them self in middle east FSA and ISIS.

if bahsar al-assad only could purge those bastards.
#1592 to #1591 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Oftentimes one may major powers unwilling to act because of supposed lack of gain. I have no doubt Govenor Al-Assad could wipe them off the face of Terra, but he would probably place himself in a less advantageous position.
#1593 to #1592 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
he wont the election by 88.7% vote. now the world will not bother them self against him.
we really have enough filth in middle east and i would be really happy if they are dead by now. young or old. we don't want to see more **** living between us.
#1595 to #1593 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Too true, comrade. Too true.
User avatar #1597 to #1595 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
how is Ukraine, i hope america isn't stuffing her nose anymore there?
User avatar #1598 to #1597 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Ukraine is... complicated, in my opinion.
I can see why some of them would want to remain separate - freedom and all that. But realistically speaking, a large nation conquering a smaller nation should be a good thing. Bigger economy, more jobs, more work, more profit.
American or even European Union interference would turn things into a bloody nightmare. The modern day and age of Mutually Assured Destruction would be ever-looming over everyone's heads, to say nothing of traditional military engagement.

Speaking as someone from there with at least some experience of the conditions, I'd say Russia ought to be allowed to conquer it, on the condition that the Federation must swear to include Ukraine as an equal to one of their other states/sectors/things. It's the practical solution.
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
just don't let ********** or western ******* stuff weapons to the rebels.
or you will be the second syria. i hope it does not happen
#1600 to #1599 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
I think that's what was already happening back in the Ukraine protests. The rebels were surprisingly well-equipped.
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
they say, killing people will be more easier then trying to control millions.

********* used by ********** and western europoor
#1602 to #1601 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
They have a point, I think. What's a mob to a king and all that.
#1604 to #1603 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Well, think about it. What would be easier to handle, one guy who can be removed by a bullet to the head, or a massive angry mob consisiting of millions spread throughout every city?
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
organized angry mob by western plans you mean
#1606 to #1605 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Pretty much.

Greed is the curse working here, I think.
#1607 to #1606 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
we thank some people
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
he won*


do i even grammar. forgive me my emperor
#1596 to #1594 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
It's all good tovarisch, can't expect the astropaths to get it right every time.
#1584 to #1583 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Emperor, am I glad for the Sororitas support. We needed their multimeltas.
#1585 to #1584 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
we just need to purge those *******

****** riddled with filth

BTW. i am syrian and 21. what about you?
#1586 to #1585 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Ukrainian, moved to New Zealand, 19 years old today.
#1587 to #1586 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
nice to know you
#1548 to #1547 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
>2014

>Not following the Imperial Cult
#1549 to #1548 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
give them this
#1550 to #1549 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
>trying to match me in 40k pics

You play a dangerous game, tovarisch.
#1553 to #1552 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
what are you? space marine?
#1554 to #1553 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Hell no. I'm a ******* Imperial Guardsman.
#1555 to #1554 - syrianassassin (06/15/2014) [-]
well as a space marine myself.
you are fine to me. just dont run from the battle and you wont be shot by your own commander.
#1556 to #1555 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Run?

RUN?

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

I. AM. CADIAN!
#1558 to #1557 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Fine. You got me. I'm Terran. Transferred out here.
User avatar #1525 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
Kras, get the game Dawn of War Retribution. I want to play last stand with you.
User avatar #1526 to #1525 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
I have it on a hard drive which is ******* inaccessible, and I can't get the multiplayer to work.
User avatar #1527 to #1526 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
get it on steam you *********
User avatar #1528 to #1527 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm a broke-ass student with no money. I can't afford it.
User avatar #1529 to #1528 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
had I thirty bucks, bro.
#1530 to #1529 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
[obvious statement]
User avatar #1531 to #1530 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
the last stand is ten bucks
I'll see what I can do.
User avatar #1532 to #1531 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
Don't worry, man. I might be coming into a little bit of money in a while.
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
If you can at least afford the last stand then get that.
it's one of the few games where the DLC are worth it IMO
User avatar #1534 to #1533 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
I know what it is. Just not how to play it, nor do I possess the funds to acquire it.
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
if you know how the multiplayer works: same deal, but you only have your champion.
when you level up you unlock wargear to increase your stats and abilities.
there is some niche stuff like the tyrant having three command slots instead of the standard one, and there's items you can only unlock by completing certain things.
I need 350 kills in one game to unlock an ork zapp knife which teleports enemies away when I hit them with melee. you can combine it with this wargear that causes things that you teleport to explode, or causes you to explode (you're fine) when you teleport.
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
Huh. Can't say I know what you're on about, but I'll give it a shot as soon as I'm able.
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
in last stand, you choose a champion: a representative of your race.
The choices are:
The Eldar Farseer (great at melee and has some kick ass magics. focuses mainly on teleportation and indirect fighting) major abiiity is this warp storm and a mass-hysteria that causes half of the enemies to fight the other half
The Ork Mechboy (Great all around fighter but a little lacking in armor) Roks. That's its ability. Roks.
The Space Marine Captain (Balanced in terms of combat and armor but a little slow without a jump pack) Dreadnought or orbital Laser
Chaos Sorcerer (Very fleshy but amazing when it comes to power and magic. Can make clones of enemies) dunno its major ability yet.
Tyranid Hive Tyrant (Great at unit control and staying alive. again, a bit slow.)
Imperial Guard Lord General (the epitome of glass canon. not too good when it comes to units as most are fleshy, but you can set up turrets) Major ability? Valkyrie Bombing Run (kills nearly everything.)

and last but not least, a champ you can only play inside of The Last Stand:
Tau Shas'O commander.

it's a dlc-only champ :c
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
Dude. I said I know what it is, and its champions. Not that I know how to play it.

1d4chan is a wonderful thing.
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't know what you mean ;w;
it's a survival-mode arena-based game mode.
you have to have all three people survive for twenty waves.
if your character goes down it has to be revived.
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
Wait, doesn't it go up to forty-five?
That one is when you get raided by Matt Ward's Ultramarines.

The wave after is when Gabriel Angelos **************** comes down like an ANGRY marine because there's no more smurfs for him to stomp.
User avatar #1541 to #1540 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
wave twenty, anvil of khorne
you fight Gabriel Angelos and his terminator squad.

#1544 to #1542 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
you would definitely enjoy it though
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
Coolio.

I have to swim into blessed unconsciousness though. Dasvidanye.
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
don't you type at me with those mune roons
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
My friend built his tyranid tyrand focusing solely on supporting his cheapest and most expendable unit: The genestealer.
he gave them the ability to bleed enemies while producing acid and noxious clouds with every hit.
they killed Angelos during the cutscene.
#1505 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
dance like braum. do it, I dare you.
User avatar #1506 to #1505 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
Just did. Never has a stubbed toe on a fridge been so worth it.
#1507 to #1506 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
wish I could have seen it.

so what's up man?
#1510 to #1509 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
being my general piece of **** self. games on thursday and sunday, probably gonna start one on wednesdays too. trying to get a job. working on writing. sucking at vidya games.
#1511 to #1510 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
The Emperor loathes self-depreciation! Have this to cheer you up.
#1512 to #1511 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
hey man, I did get to see the newest gojira movie last night.
#1513 to #1512 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty good. It's a proper unknown monstrosity now rather than an amphibious t-rex.
#1514 to #1513 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
it's always been amphibious unknown cryptid. ever since the originals.
Gojirra was a monster from times predating most known life. it had slept deep in the earth as the world changed and was hit with a nuclear bomb when it awakened.
The new lore is better, though. In my opinion at least.

**** cars three, I already want a sequel where he fights King Ghidora.
#1515 to #1514 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
I just want the outstanding scene in which we kill both of them by drowning them with firepower.

Might cost a couple thousand lives, but those things could level cities if left unchecked. Bring them down, break out the Titan Hunters!
#1516 to #1515 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
Dude, if humanity goes against Gojirra, you know the rules

It's either Mecha Godzilla or Ultraman.
#1517 to #1516 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
DID YOU NOT HEAR ME, LORD GENERAL SIR?

I SAID "BREAK OUT THE TITAN HUNTERS".
#1518 to #1517 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
I agree. Ultraman Tiga to be precise.
#1519 to #1518 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
Titan HUNTERS, sir, not other Titans.

Though that's an attractive prospect.
#1520 to #1519 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
****** not everything is about 40k.
If we're fighting gojirra, it's in the gojirraverse

because in a crossover with 40k, it's terrestrial, ergo humanity has figured out a way to repurpose it into a tyranid killer.
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
True enough.

The only thing mildly relevant to the Gojirraverse I have seen is the 1995 movie, gimme a break.
#1522 to #1521 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
I am weeaboo as **** when it comes to Gojirra.
#1523 to #1522 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
You know there's a big line between weaboo and archivist. It's class; a sense of refinement and purpose. I consider you the latter, sir.
#1524 to #1523 - lordgeneral (06/12/2014) [-]
that's fair. I look at the new **** and see the improvements, not bitch about how it's still not some guy in a green rubber suit.
#1508 to #1507 - krasnogvardiech (06/12/2014) [-]
Boozing, cruising, job hunting, welding, making boxes, making hammers, completing eighty-four pages of Engineering Physics in under two hours, visiting relatives, Fallout New Vegas and generally never having been so glad to be alive.
#1495 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
never forget Valdimir
User avatar #1497 to #1496 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
forget Putin?

предатель
User avatar #1499 to #1498 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
never forget volodya

putin best vodka
#1501 to #1500 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
youre about to be visited by the hitman
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
well youre the soviet who left the motherland

hes coming to get you deserter
#1504 to #1503 - krasnogvardiech (06/10/2014) [-]
I accept my fate with tearful eyes and open arms.
#1493 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
#1487 - krasnogvardiech (06/07/2014) [-]
**krasnogvardiech rolled user amata **
#1488 to #1487 - krasnogvardiech (06/07/2014) [-]
Dafuq you doing here, theonlyg?
User avatar #1491 to #1488 - theonlyg (06/08/2014) [-]
To **** bitches and get money.
User avatar #1489 to #1488 - amata (06/07/2014) [-]
He's here to block the cock, obviously
User avatar #1490 to #1489 - krasnogvardiech (06/07/2014) [-]
Can our love ever be?
#1475 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
Bring the vodka. I need a cry.
#1476 to #1475 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Mate, I don't quite think you knew what you were asking for when you said that.

What up?
User avatar #1477 to #1476 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
four ******* years. I've been there for her. let her lean on me. provided for her. and then she ends it.
#1478 to #1477 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
I see.

Want to go play Warframe?
User avatar #1479 to #1478 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
dude, she's the one that got me into that game. you don't even know how much I loathe it right now. that aside, I can't shoot straight, IRL or Vidya. I've missed shots on my back porch I haven't missed since I was a toddler.
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
I see. What do you want to go do, then?

Let's get **** rolling. You'll feel better when doing something unrelated.
Say, one thing. Do you RP? As in write stories on two-player mode?
User avatar #1481 to #1480 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
I do roleplay, yes.

and you know what I want to do? honestly?

I want to drink. drink until I pass out and then repeat the process until I don't wake up anymore.
I want to drink until I've stopped looking back through my memories and analyzing every conversation I ever had with her.
I want to drink until my heart stops hurting.
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Isolate the connection between heart and brain. Want to start something up? I have this online function where two people can edit a piece.
User avatar #1483 to #1482 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
sure, I guess.
User avatar #1485 to #1484 - lordgeneral (06/06/2014) [-]
on another note, I've been so aggressively fueled by rage and sadness that I've won every league game I played today...
#1486 to #1485 - krasnogvardiech (06/06/2014) [-]
Trauma is the key to success in league.
Who'd have thought?
User avatar #1453 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
I see you had an interesting exchange with everyone's favorite heretic.
#1454 to #1453 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
It's just a phase, he'll grow out of it.

How you been?
User avatar #1455 to #1454 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
Entrance exams, painted a tactical squad and a squad of Terminators with hammers, and I've been reading Honour Imperialis
#1456 to #1455 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
That sounds damn good.
User avatar #1457 to #1456 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
Need to get some Rhinos and a Razorback, but I think it'll do good. As luck would have it, I had two pairs of extra legs, so I built two guys with grav-guns to use as exchange troops in my tacticals
I'm also thinking of fielding a Librarian in some games.
Need to finish the Imperialis omnibus soon so I can move on to Yarrick: Imperial Creed
#1458 to #1457 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan.

I gotta try playing with a Marines player someday. Apparently if you attach a Chaplain to a conscript shooty-blob-of-doom it gives 4++ saves to every single model.
Every. Single. Model.

Also, the new edition's Orders rule is bawse. Overwatch and Fire on the Move is back, which is nice.
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
I need to get the new rulebook soon.
Yeah Chaplains are kinda epic people. I have Asmodai in my Dark Angels, so I can use him if I want to have a Chaplain with my Salamanders.
This one Marines player that I saw play had Centurion Devs with grav-cannons and missiles, and fielded a librarian as his commander. He teleported all over the ******* place. The vile Eldar had no recourse.
#1460 to #1459 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Fitting. Though one could really focus more on the Archenemy.
User avatar #1461 to #1460 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
Last tournament, someone fielded a Titan on the Chaos side.
#1462 to #1461 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Knight Commander Pask and a few Shadowswords can fix that.

Alternatively, there ought to be a rule for Assault or Jump infantry that allows them to go up into the titan's face. Meltas in a vent or a magazine or suchlike can **** up even an Imperator's **** .

Literally, Attack on Titan.
User avatar #1463 to #1462 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
Well, the Guard did bring in their A-game with their artillery. Still, the inherent lack of jump troops on the Imperial side made things a little... awkward. I think the eventual game changer was the Imperial Knight Titan on our side. Still, the Knight Titan needed the support to make a proper dent.
#1464 to #1463 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Again, Pask. And I wonder why even three of them all aiming for its knee or something couldn't bring it down.

Realistically speaking, they probably could stand a good chance of downing it.
User avatar #1466 to #1464 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
True.
One thing that actually kinda irks me, and one that I aim to rectify, is that most Chaos players around here play Khornate armies. My Thousand Sons and Death Guard are gonna change that **** .
User avatar #1467 to #1466 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Fielding the two combined is just nasty.

Ever fought three-a-side IG versus Chaos Demons-Marines-Traitor Guard?
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
Nope.
And I'm not going to field them at the same time.
I might also at some point just for the hell of it field a full squad of Death Company marines. You only get one, but it's up to 30. And A dreddie for every 5
#1469 to #1468 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Astorath the Grim. Stick that dude in there and you can field as many of them as you like.
User avatar #1470 to #1469 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
That's not as fun. Well, maybe for a huge apocalypse game.
Also, there are only a few Nid players, and next to no Ork players. My flamers are stuck roasting cultist scum.
#1471 to #1470 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Hoooo someone get me a Reaver titan. I need me a Gatling Blaster.
It's just like the Assault Cannon, instead it fires Battle Cannon shells rather than bullets.

I came.
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
The mega bolter is also a fun toy
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Nah man. Tank shells > giant bolt rounds any day.
User avatar #1474 to #1473 - rikter (06/02/2014) [-]
I'm kinda "Man, do I want a Thunderhawk", but then I remember that it's next to useless in the air these days, and the only good thing about it is the ability to mount a Titan-class weapon on it.
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - krasnogvardiech (06/02/2014) [-]
Clarification: Three Basilisks. Even three Basilisks, all aiming for its knee and landing enough hits.
#1440 - matexius (05/31/2014) [-]
Tovarish, I found a gif for you...
Tovarish, I found a gif for you...
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - krasnogvardiech (05/31/2014) [-]
See the shell. Feel the shell. BE THE SHELL.
User avatar #1442 to #1441 - matexius (05/31/2014) [-]
That's exactly what my socialism supporting former schoolmate said... wierd...
#1443 to #1442 - krasnogvardiech (05/31/2014) [-]
Great minds think alike.
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - matexius (05/31/2014) [-]
Can't argue with that logic...
Wait there was also this...funnyjunk.com/channel/videogames/Nailed+It/BDqGLOQ/
You may have seen it on the sait already though...
#1445 to #1444 - krasnogvardiech (05/31/2014) [-]
I know it's from Just Cause 2, but I hadn't seen it before.

Scorpio's fw doing that
#1446 to #1445 - matexius (05/31/2014) [-]
or...
I heard that Just Cause has a quite solid physics engine...but this makes me question it...
#1447 to #1446 - krasnogvardiech (05/31/2014) [-]
I've played it, I can confirm that.

These people are either ******** , mathematicians, physics majors or they altered the engine in some way.
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - matexius (05/31/2014) [-]
Checking through the comments led me to believe it's a mod or something... the whole thing has and I quote: ''that mod has the biggest pile of wat of anything i've ever seen''.

The biggest pile of what with physics engines I've ever seen was in... I think Arma 3 where a tank shot at a wall and pole-vaulted (I hope that's how you say it...I tend to not use the phrase very often) through the air onto a skyscrapper and sticks the landing
#1449 to #1448 - krasnogvardiech (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, that one.

Mods, errywhar.
#1450 to #1449 - matexius (05/31/2014) [-]
Goat Simulator also has decent physics...

has this conversation stationed itself on physics engine in games... I'm not complaing honestly...
So how've yah been otherwise?
User avatar #1451 to #1450 - krasnogvardiech (05/31/2014) [-]
About the only selling point of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4nPxKSVP2g

Not well. Ran out of money to keep living last week, can barely pay rent as it is. Can't print off CV (resume to you) either due to printing places being closed on weekends, and the Queen's birthday coming up means nobody will be working.
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - matexius (05/31/2014) [-]
Odd...you know... Meh...

That's just sucks Daemon balls... wellp... I'm sure you'll get through it...
User avatar #1423 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
*pours laxatives into every alcoholic drink in new zealand and waits for Kras to drink*
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - krasnogvardiech (05/26/2014) [-]
[brewing intensifies]
[profits intensify]
User avatar #1425 to #1424 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 63**
dubs and crimea takes over the ukraine
User avatar #1426 to #1425 - krasnogvardiech (05/26/2014) [-]
Got those mixed up. Crimea is a part of Ukraine.
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
not anymore...its russian territory...

User avatar #1428 to #1427 - krasnogvardiech (05/26/2014) [-]
Ukraine's a region. It'd be like if Canada invaded and took over Washington state.
User avatar #1429 to #1428 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
its russian territory now, separate like crimeans wanted, it used to be separate before russia gifted it to ukraine now its free again
#1430 to #1429 - krasnogvardiech (05/26/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know. Or care, really. I've got my own problems.
User avatar #1431 to #1430 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah
youre in the land of retarded farmers that makes american rednecks look like rocket scientists
#1432 to #1431 - krasnogvardiech (05/26/2014) [-]
Why the hate, man?
User avatar #1433 to #1432 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
well living in NZ for so long,,,i kinda wake up most days and ask myself "am i being punished?"
#1434 to #1433 - krasnogvardiech (05/26/2014) [-]
You're just in a worse place. Everything down here is so fukken chill.
User avatar #1435 to #1434 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah but i dont know anyone down there
User avatar #1436 to #1435 - krasnogvardiech (05/26/2014) [-]
Case in point.
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
know one crazy alcoholic ukrainian......

that'll help, right
User avatar #1438 to #1437 - krasnogvardiech (05/26/2014) [-]
Only slightly.
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
so you want me to come down there and be the sober driver taking you bar to bar
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