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krasnogvardiech

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Got my new multitool. Leatherman OHT. Already cut myself on it by accident.comment
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I agree, keeping with logic and common sense is normally a priority. The hills have eyes, y'know?
On the other hand, there is a point where reason is to be thrown to the curb. We have gone past that point and that is why I am here.

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#9 - Why the **** do we need to be reminded about Predators?…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on Daily reminders +3
User avatar #74 - schnizel (05/09/2015) [-]
The woman in the top looks like one.
#2330 - Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2331 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2328 - Only in big cities. Go to Queenstown or another mount…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2329 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka shit in it
User avatar #2330 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish shit in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2326 - не моя проблема  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2327 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is shit
#2328 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is fucking purest shit ever.
#2329 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka shit in it
User avatar #2330 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish shit in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2324 - Food is rubbish, but we make do.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2325 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is shit
#2328 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is fucking purest shit ever.
#2329 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka shit in it
User avatar #2330 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish shit in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2322 - Such is life in the zone.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2323 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is shit
#2328 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is fucking purest shit ever.
#2329 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka shit in it
User avatar #2330 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish shit in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2320 - interdasting  [+] (11 new replies) 05/09/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2321 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is shit
#2328 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is fucking purest shit ever.
#2329 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka shit in it
User avatar #2330 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish shit in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2318 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 05/09/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2319 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2320 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
interdasting
#2321 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is shit
#2328 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is fucking purest shit ever.
#2329 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka shit in it
User avatar #2330 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish shit in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2316 - Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and t…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/09/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2317 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
#2318 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
#2319 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2320 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
interdasting
#2321 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is shit
#2328 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is fucking purest shit ever.
#2329 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka shit in it
User avatar #2330 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish shit in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2313 - But then how will I ******** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on krasnogvardiech's profile 0
#2314 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
idk but i think a kras bear / vodka / borscht pie might make me shit myself

so theres some shit
#60 - Devil's in the details. And sitting on our wings. 05/08/2015 on We are the Deathbreathers +2
#54 - And the magnificent response.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on We are the Deathbreathers +2
#58 - phonicghost (05/08/2015) [-]
At first I had no idea where you were going with this
#60 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Devil's in the details. And sitting on our wings.
#52 - A ****** troll...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2015 on We are the Deathbreathers +1
#54 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
And the magnificent response.
#58 - phonicghost (05/08/2015) [-]
At first I had no idea where you were going with this
#60 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Devil's in the details. And sitting on our wings.
#51 - I aim to please. I hit sometimes occasionally, too. 05/08/2015 on We are the Deathbreathers +3
#13 - Picture 05/08/2015 on We are the Deathbreathers +11
#12 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/08/2015 on We are the Deathbreathers +80
#31 - ComradeBritish (05/08/2015) [-]
March on into the void, you crazy bastards.
#40 - phonicghost (05/08/2015) [-]
Humanity, fuck yeah!
#52 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
A shitty troll...
#54 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
And the magnificent response.
#58 - phonicghost (05/08/2015) [-]
At first I had no idea where you were going with this
#60 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Devil's in the details. And sitting on our wings.
User avatar #28 - derpwolf (05/08/2015) [-]
You always have the right picture for the job.
#51 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
I aim to please. I hit sometimes occasionally, too.
#13 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]

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#2351 - falloutsurvivor (6 hours ago) [-]
*sniffs*
i smell borscht
kras must have logged in
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - krasnogvardiech (4 hours ago) [-]
Playing Hellgate London. Wazup?
#2350 - rageblade (05/21/2015) [-]
that moment when kras met admin
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Flash flooding.**
what kinda tv show should we put kras in
#2349 to #2347 - falloutsurvivor (05/16/2015) [-]
great
kras brings his rasputitsa to new zealand
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
Nice, surfing.
#2341 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Hot Pockets©.**
what kind of girlfriend does kras need
#2343 to #2342 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
what\you dont want a girl who will bring you food randomly through the day
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - krasnogvardiech (05/15/2015) [-]
That will interfere with my bringing her food randomly through the day though.
#2345 to #2344 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
*prods Kras belly*
you'll feed each other to death
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - krasnogvardiech (05/16/2015) [-]
So romantic.
#2340 - rageblade (05/15/2015) [-]
> play rust
> walk near bear
> bear charges

goddam even in pc games, russians are edgy
#2339 - falloutsurvivor (05/13/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
#2337 - falloutsurvivor (05/12/2015) [-]
Kras
stop buying alcohol and buy better internet
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - krasnogvardiech (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe on Wednesday.
#2334 - rageblade (05/11/2015) [-]
Krassie
come join me in Rust

surely a little soviet farmer would like building his own house, hunting animals for food, and living off the land
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - krasnogvardiech (05/11/2015) [-]
Sounds fukken nice, but it's an internet game. Thus, I can't play it. Connection 2 **** .
#2336 to #2335 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
its called buy a better internet provider
#2333 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
*jumps onto Kras' back*
onwards noble steed

URAAAAAAAA
#2332 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
and thats how Kras gets the girls

#2315 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
I am heavy weapons Krasnogvardiech
and this is maya malushka
User avatar #2316 to #2315 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Not enough bear hands in employ. You need to kill a bear and take its hands with your bare hands for them to be bear hands.
#2319 to #2318 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
not true

you dont have right to whole bear

motherland IS whole bear
#2321 to #2320 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
....then theres your country ukraine

#2322 to #2321 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Such is life in the zone.
#2323 to #2322 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
STALKER

Soviet Tragedy Always Leaves Kras Eating Rubbish
#2324 to #2323 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Food is rubbish, but we make do.
#2325 to #2324 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
but remember

at least you aint american

half their food is synthetic
#2326 to #2325 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
не моя проблема
#2327 to #2326 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah in new zealand
food is okay.....the water is ****
#2328 to #2327 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Only in big cities.

Go to Queenstown or another mountain-lake city. Water is ******* purest **** ever.
#2329 to #2328 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
dont they fluoridate all water in new zealand

aka **** in it
User avatar #2330 to #2329 - krasnogvardiech (05/09/2015) [-]
Yep. But to be fair, that's only past all the farms, factories, meat processing plants, chemical plants... you see what I mean?

Mountain water is drinkable straight from the lake, even if ducks and fish **** in it.

Mountain water fresh from completely pure lakes? Bruh come on the refractory period ain't even over yet.
#2331 to #2330 - falloutsurvivor (05/09/2015) [-]
where do you live
#2312 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
*puts Kras in a meat grinder and makes bear pie*
User avatar #2313 to #2312 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
But then how will I ******** ?
#2314 to #2313 - falloutsurvivor (05/08/2015) [-]
idk but i think a kras bear / vodka / borscht pie might make me **** myself

so theres some ****
#2282 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
for mother russia
for mother russia
#2303 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
/tg/ don't give a single **** about hating anything outside the various editions of 40k. Here's a taster.
#2304 to #2303 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
i will give it a try. but later.

play with me
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Link to game?

They're various stories I collected over the years. To hell with it, I'll put it up as content.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
agar.io/


lets play with russian server
User avatar #2307 to #2306 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Fukken sweet. ******** as it may be, tho, I have to head out for the night.

Goodbye, Stalker.
User avatar #2309 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
or morning
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
good night
#2283 to #2282 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
You know it. remove ******** tho

#2284 to #2283 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
russians are weebs by themselves

what are you defect thing or something?
#2285 to #2284 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Nyet

just not a serf
User avatar #2286 to #2285 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
***** WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NZ?
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Chillin'. ****** nice down here.
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
you leave near konrad?
User avatar #2289 to #2288 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Not far if you count an ocean and nearly the entire length of the country as pretty close .

So in short, nah mate.
#2290 to #2289 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>TFW NZ kiwi fruit
#2291 to #2290 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Gotta admit, it's pretty good.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
indeed.

unlike the Italian kiwis they suck!
#2293 to #2292 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Why? I've not had them so I have to ask.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
can we have kiwis as pets
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Considering they're nocturnal, finicky as hell about their habitation, legally impossible to get a hold of and have their eggs eaten by ******* possums, I'd say no.

Doable, but not feasible. Why, you like 'em?
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
they look adorable

i once had a chicken as a pet but then we feasted on it.
User avatar #2297 to #2296 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
They're tiny. Those leaves in the above picture are as big as your hand from base of palm to fingertip.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
well. i dont think they can handle this ****** weather in kuwait
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Dense forests are where they're best. Free of night-time land predators.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
>brings kiwis to kuwait
>kiwis evaporates
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - krasnogvardiech (05/08/2015) [-]
Lel, prolly.

Are you by chance a fan of /tg/ stories? My collection is... extensive.
User avatar #2302 to #2301 - syrianassassinsoul (05/08/2015) [-]
nien

i dont go to hate chans much.
#2281 - rageblade (05/08/2015) [-]
dance kras
DANCE

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#2278 - falloutsurvivor (05/07/2015) [-]
we must make Kras bear a new character with the wolf and rabbit on Nu Pagodi
#2279 to #2278 - krasnogvardiech (05/07/2015) [-]
Ah, Nu Pogodi. A good portion of my childhood there.
#2280 to #2279 - falloutsurvivor (05/07/2015) [-]
so rabbit-wolf-bear

new show with kras the drunk bear
#2275 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
So I hear you remove kebabs.....
#2310 to #2275 - kebabs (05/08/2015) [-]
***** ur a bird u cant even remove the leftover **** from your feathers
User avatar #2311 to #2310 - mcburd (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, sorry kebables
#2277 to #2275 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
I occasionally remove kebab, yes.
#2238 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
*prods Kras' flabby russian belly*
#2240 to #2239 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls My reply is no**
does kras give a ****
User avatar #2241 to #2240 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
It's why I am immune to *********** .

I like the company.
#2242 to #2241 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
i thought you were immune to *********** becuase soviet life bred emotions out of you
#2243 to #2242 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
The opposite, tovarisch.

Life in the Zone is harsh. But with what little company and goodness you can find, you must enjoy it to the fullest, for you do not know what day may be your last.

Harsh times breed strong people, but those who are weak outside such times. They do not know what to do.

In harsh times interspersed with easy times, the person will squander their works to have momentary relief from the pain. It, then, is best to have easy times interspersed with harshness so that the individual can learn to adapt, and learn to change things for the better.
#2244 to #2243 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Lesbian schoolgirls.**
whats Kras most used emotion
#2246 to #2244 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
I won't lie and disagree.
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#2249 to #2248 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image** how about this
User avatar #2250 to #2249 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
The bird of freedom is an attractive woman, but just not the type for me. Considering she claims to be a free spirit, she certainly forces others to act the same way as her.
#2251 to #2250 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Estrogen.** what is Kras symbolic bird
#2253 to #2251 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
estrogen - female

most popular female bird is McBurd
#2254 to #2252 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
Kras shall worship MCBURD!!!!!
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
A lot of people do. The temples are flattering, I would guess, but embarassing.

I look over the dashboard of my kitchen and wave with a grizzly smile as she leaves the house in the morning.
#2256 to #2255 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
McBurd acts like a crow and steals this for Kras
User avatar #2274 to #2256 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #2258 to #2256 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
Steal me a pretty woman? Nice.
#2259 to #2258 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
but....but....mcburd is a pretty girl
#2276 to #2273 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
*hugs burdy* its true
User avatar #2260 to #2259 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
She's also a cockatiel. I could crush her with my bear hand.
User avatar #2272 to #2260 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
I dont even want to fight.
#2261 to #2260 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
youre kinda underestimating her

she has knives and tanks
#2257 to #2256 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
McBurd steals candy for kras
#2262 to #2257 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
Mcburd may have knives and tanks, but I have a RED ARMY!
#2271 to #2262 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
Ok well maybe the tank
#2269 to #2262 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
i need to nest myself....

sleep well krasbear
#2267 to #2262 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
pffft
russian women would welcome burdies females and unite against kras men
User avatar #2268 to #2267 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
So, average life in the motherland.

I need to hibernate. See you on the other side
#2265 to #2262 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
mcburd has arab friends

they will blow up your tanks
User avatar #2270 to #2265 - mcburd (05/06/2015) [-]
I do not.
#2266 to #2265 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
go ahead

ladies in the army love target practice.
#2263 to #2262 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
you never saw that old movie 'the birds' did you

in the end the birds won remember.....
#2264 to #2263 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
They didn't have many of these puppies.
#2245 to #2244 - falloutsurvivor (05/06/2015) [-]
krasnogvardiech confirmed mostly horny
#2228 - rageblade (05/06/2015) [-]
*shaves kras so he is a bare bear*
User avatar #2229 to #2228 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
But around infants I am a Care bear.

Moscow put me through a course and mandates my schedule.
User avatar #2231 to #2230 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
Basically.
#2232 to #2231 - rageblade (05/06/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.** how gay is kras
User avatar #2233 to #2232 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
**krasnogvardiech used "*roll cah answer*"**
**krasnogvardiech rolls A micropenis.**

I am not gay. This is what I give to my neighbors.
#2235 to #2233 - rageblade (05/06/2015) [-]
kras admits non-rape with his babydick
User avatar #2234 to #2233 - krasnogvardiech (05/06/2015) [-]
It's not my own. That would split them in half.
#2237 to #2234 - rageblade (05/06/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Projectile vomiting.** why is kras bologne so tiny
#2221 - falloutsurvivor (05/04/2015) [-]
Kras must cossack dance
User avatar #2222 to #2221 - krasnogvardiech (05/04/2015) [-]
Maybe tomorrow.
#2225 to #2224 - falloutsurvivor (05/04/2015) [-]
do it or i destroy every bottle of alcohol in new zeland so you have to go sober
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - krasnogvardiech (05/04/2015) [-]
go ahead

breweries will making more
#2227 to #2226 - falloutsurvivor (05/04/2015) [-]
then ill destroy the breweries and every homebrew kit so noone can make stuff at home either
#2217 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
*pokes kras with a stick*
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - krasnogvardiech (05/03/2015) [-]
***** i need sleep

fuk off
#2219 to #2218 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
> needs sleep
> still logs onto FJ

kek
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