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#122 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
i shall 3D print you some terminator armor, paint it soviet red, and give you a pair of powerfist/lightningclaw/chainfists
#143 to #122 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
Continued.

Master Kras has left his cogitator-station. I am here to replace him in the online database you call 'the Internet'.
#145 to #144 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
Warp Dust and Carnifex droppings.
Warp Dust and Carnifex droppings.
#146 to #145 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
Did you say warp dust?
Did you say warp dust?
#147 to #146 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
It's sitting at 86% solubility in the fluids of outsexed Dark Eldar Wyches.
User avatar #148 to #147 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
so....
youre saying i need to drink dark eldar blood to get dusted?
#149 to #148 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
First, eat the sammich. It is a glorious sammich. You must eat it.
Then the powder will react with your saliva. As long as there is a single speck of powder, the delicious-ified girlcum of a hundred Dark Eldar Wyches will be flowing down your throat. Somewhere along the line in your digestive system, all your stomach enzymes will be breaking apart the Wychcum, which will be carrying microscopic traces of Warp Dust. That Warp Dust will travel up via your bloodstream to your brain, where it will manifest itself as a stone in your brain which will channel Warp energies to fuel itself.
'mmaterium, **** yeah.
#150 to #149 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
mfw the drug hits
#123 to #122 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
Lightning claws, please. Actually, just that figure there in Soviet colours. That is, Gun-metal Grey everywhere except for the suit's trim, which is Bright Brass, and the helmet which is predominantly Gunmetal Grey, except for some decals and patterns which are Blood Red.
Oh, and can you make sure my Lightning Claws work this time? The last Technomagos who tried to do it sent me a dummy suit made of plasteel and stole all the money I gave him.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #124 to #123 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
gunmetal grey with brass trim, thats the pre-heresy Death Guard colors......
you almost heretic

#125 to #124 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm thinking that Beaten Gold will work better for the trim. And the soft armor of my suit can be a slightly darker Grey, too.
But it's the decals on my helmet that make all the difference, comrade. What would the Death Korps be if not for the skulls upon their masks? What would be a Blood Angel without the wings mounted on his Jump Pack?

No, the red is there for a reason. Blood red. We all bleed it...

(Pic related, techno-heresy)
#126 to #125 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
youre lucky you bleed red
ive been daemonic for so long, i dont know what i bleed anymore......

that tech priest isnt a heretic, hes just part of the old Mechanicum that accepted new technology
#127 to #126 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
I told you, man. I frakkin' told you not to turn to Chaos. It's only fun for a while.

Oh well. For what it's worth, I might feel a shred of pity when running you over.
#128 to #127 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
< but only chaos gets this badass looking
its worth the trade

plus a bit hard to run me over when im flying above you
#129 to #128 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
Can't get me, I'm in mah TANK!
#130 to #129 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
yay for melta bombs

goodbye tank

.......or i could just lead a sqaud of raptors in, 2 can use their melta guns while the rest fudgepack krak grenades up your tanks ass, then poof, we get a fireworks display of your tank

your move
#131 to #130 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
Can't catch me if my tank's moving too fast!

Look, just because someone hasn't developed an anti-tank tank that flips other tanks over doesn't mean it's a good idea.
#132 to #131 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
well, if theres ever a tank that can move faster than the rocket speed that raptors fly at, id say its 						************					 o'clock and hit the planet with cyclonic nukes   
   
either that or id play the alpha legion game, have some of mine infiltrate your army and replace the crew to your tank. presto tanks mine
well, if theres ever a tank that can move faster than the rocket speed that raptors fly at, id say its ************ o'clock and hit the planet with cyclonic nukes

either that or id play the alpha legion game, have some of mine infiltrate your army and replace the crew to your tank. presto tanks mine
#133 to #132 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
But can your heretic legions stand up to RIPNTEARDICKASAURUS REX?
#134 to #133 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
what if i sent an Eversorass at you
#135 to #134 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
I would cook your Eversorass.
#136 to #135 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
then i shall have Dark Eldar Assblades come rape you
#137 to #136 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
The funny thing is, I'm not even surprised the Dark Eldar have butt-plugs with swords attached.
#138 to #137 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
and i shall have hot dark eldar girls jiggle in front of you, and while you are busy fapping, i shall steal much of your tanks and equipment
#139 to #138 - krasnogvardiech (06/08/2013) [-]
We don't care for xenos, actually. The Imperium of Man has all the sexy ladies we like, let alone need. And softcore pornography is provided by the Commissariat.
#140 to #139 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
then i shall have cultists throw 3rd edition rocks at your tanks
#142 to #141 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
Sammich
Now
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