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kouzan

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Youtube Channel: MrKouzan
Steam Profile: Kouzan
Consoles Owned: Xbox,Xbox 360, Pc.
Video Games Played: Everything good.
X-box Gamertag: Grave of Woe
PSN: ListlessFogy
Interests: Common.
Date Signed Up:3/21/2012
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#82 - It's not that it isn't necessary. Not to put negative light on… 07/12/2015 on The New Ghostbusters movie -1
#8 - Another reason you don't prank in the ghetto. Not because peop… 07/11/2015 on How to prank +6
#22 - I don't hate it because it doesn't have women in it. I hate it…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/11/2015 on The New Ghostbusters movie +298
#266 - bluwizard (07/12/2015) [-]
**bluwizard used "*roll picture*"**
**bluwizard rolled image** Suppose to have a cameo of the Murray, but I don't think he will do it. Maybe if it was a proper remake and not some sjw hack job that they won't put any real comedic value into. Could still have women, could still be funny. But I feel they will use it to push sjw agenda's down our throat for 2 hours.
User avatar #276 - kouzan (07/12/2015) [-]
It'll most likely be labeled "hilarious" and a "must see" but most critics will hammer this thing down like a bent nail.
User avatar #232 - burningchimera (07/12/2015) [-]
From my experience, the only female actor who can give a good comedic performance is kristen schaal. The problem just boils down to the fact that women aren't funny, at least to men. I don't think i've ever experienced a woman make me unironically laugh, it's not even a self consious thought that because she is a woman, she isn't funny. Differing senses of humor maybe? Their humor boils down to acting like a dude bro, having awful timing, or the exicution is just terrible. This hadn't hit me until i broke up with my 2nd ex and thinking back recently. Whenever she tried to be funny, her delivery would always sound forced and obnoxious, and then it hit me. Women aren't funny. My guy friends would always make me laugh, but the girls in our group were completely unfunny and obnoxious, and i don't think the guys found them funny either.

I'm not claiming any of this as my opinion, just as my experience.
User avatar #257 - ghostofnignaz (07/12/2015) [-]
Uh, it kind of depends. If the woman are already in a relationship or old and not hot you can actually joke with them because then you are not desperate to get in their pants by pretend that their boring jokes are funny. Take me for example, the one percent of this site that isnt socially retarded, i can joke about things that does not involve Hitler or sex.

Lol just kidding, nazi and sex jokes are hitlarius and people who dont enjoys those are dry sacks of shits. The reason you people dont think women are funny is either because you're gay or too busy hiding your boner because you're too beta to talk with the opposite gender without ejaculating in your pants.

I have just accepted the fact that god made me a permavirgin and i have given up the hope of any relationship and masturbate to some nasty shit online that makes me confess my sins to jesus three times a week.
#250 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
completely agree. it's like they care too much or try too hard
User avatar #246 - cantexplain (07/12/2015) [-]
I hate female stand up comedians. I think you're onto something. Great ccomedy with female protagonist lately? "Spy". Who carried that movie as a comedy? Jason Statham
User avatar #270 - djChives (07/12/2015) [-]
Yea, Jason Statham did not carry that movie. He was great, but he did not carry it. At one point he was about to be a liability to that movie because his gag started getting old. That movie was funny because the writers gave all the actors good lines and all the actors delivered. Except that british girl, she was terrible.
User avatar #253 - warioteam (07/12/2015) [-]
Every female stand up ive been to are always sex jokes and nothing but that
#271 - pikachud (07/12/2015) [-]
Yea it's always "I'm such a slut hahaha", or "I wish I was a slut but I'm fat hahahaha"
User avatar #115 - duhusst (07/12/2015) [-]
Oh! was this about women? I didn't like it because I thought they looked stupid.
#107 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
Murray is in the cast, quessin just retiring and giving these new girls the job. still feels like a spit in the face for some reason. Just dont see women as the ghostbusters, i see middle aged clumsy comedic men as ghostbusters. It like casting randy newman as batman.
Il wait for the reviews on the movie and then maybe watch it. bringing something great from the past usually always ends up in failure, like What happened to indiana jones
User avatar #223 - thatguyontheright (07/12/2015) [-]
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wasn't bad.
#244 - probablytruefacts (07/12/2015) [-]
Your opinion is bad and your should feel bad.
User avatar #247 - thatguyontheright (07/12/2015) [-]
What makes it bad?
#252 - probablytruefacts (07/12/2015) [-]
Surviving a nuclear warhead and 100+ foot drop inside of a fridge with no locking door, the entire movie was cameos and references to older movies like "Hey! Look at me! Remember how you liked these! Please love me!" That russian woman's voice was insanely cartoony, the "magnetic" skull was only magnetic when it was needed as a plot device, but literally every other time it bounced around and off metal, vine swinging with monkeys? Literally every fight could have been ended with a bullet, and every damn time indiana survived, it was completely by chance. Granted, he had a few questionable escapes in the past (Minecart escapade), but most of the time he relied on his prowess with his whip or his fighing skills. This time literally everything was "Hey, lets make it seem like Indiana Jones is about to die!" And then a deus ex machina comes along and saves his life over and over. Indiana Jones should play the fucking lottery because that guy has the luck of a god.

Also that fucking quicksand scene where they pull him out with a snake. What. The Fuck. That thing should have ripped in half. Maybe anacondas could hold the weight of a grown man, but that shit was totes cray cray.
User avatar #263 - thatguyontheright (07/12/2015) [-]
And the drop from the plane in a raft and then sledding down the side of the mountain in Temple of Doom gets a free pass?

Indiana Jones is a throw back to 30's serials where shit like that happened. They were corny, cheesy, and down right cartoony. Ever see one? Full of Deus Ex Machina and the hero surviving by chance. That's part of the fun, and Kingdom of a Crystal Skull was fun and not meant to be taken seriously.

It's better than Young Indiana Jones
#265 - probablytruefacts (07/12/2015) [-]
Temple of doom was along the same lines as crystal skull, but it did have its redeeming qualities. I love indiana jones, but crystal skull just kind makes me cringe.
Oh god, everything is better than Young Indy, i wish i could have that time of my life back.
User avatar #267 - thatguyontheright (07/12/2015) [-]
I recently watched Kingdom of a Crystal Skull again, and it was better than I remember it. I remember bitching about it, but it's still a decent adventure flick.
#79 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
I hate it because it's not necessary
you want Ghostbusters 3? Play the game. It is accepted as third part by murray and co
User avatar #136 - tenaciousleespare (07/12/2015) [-]
As a huge Ghostbusters fan, I can agree that Ghostbusters: The Video Game NOT Sanctum of Slime is probably the best and closest thing you'll get to a proper Ghostbusters 3, and it was a damn fun game.
User avatar #82 - kouzan (07/12/2015) [-]
It's not that it isn't necessary. Not to put negative light on the whole Fourth Wave of Feminism thing, but it looks like women want even more rights. They don't want to take it slow, as their generation before them did. They want it fast, loose and against the grain. Hollywood movies don't care, they just do whatever makes money. So you got an industry that doesn't care paired with a Wave of Feminism that doesn't care.
#13 - Didn't know Draven had a childhood. Thought he came out of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on 1 v 5 +1
#29 - kapkap (07/11/2015) [-]
it might be darius, cant be draven, no mustache
#11 - Where will you be when the acid hits? 07/11/2015 on Cheetah Jumps into Safari... 0
#6 - Explosive diarrhea, the one way to take the fun out of rape. 07/10/2015 on pickup the.... 0
#10 - Booby trap. 07/10/2015 on nice +16
#13 - I knew I remembered his face from somewhere. 07/10/2015 on Weed 0
#9 - To explain the situation, that's a domesticated version of a j…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2015 on THIS IS NOT A DRILL +2
#37 - angelusprimus (07/11/2015) [-]
No. That's a savannah cat. Domestic cat - serval hybrid.
They are actually very nice and act almost like dogs, unless abused. Since this one is in a shelter its probably pissed off.
#14 - anon (07/10/2015) [-]
In which case it's not domesticated.
Domestication takes at least 50 generations if not many more.
Cuddling a baby wild animal until it's less likely to hurt you is not domesticating it.
User avatar #16 - Greevon (07/10/2015) [-]
Domesticated individually, not as a species. There's a separation of definition.
User avatar #17 - alekksandar (07/10/2015) [-]
You mean Tamed then?
User avatar #43 - Greevon (07/11/2015) [-]
do·mes·ti·cated
dəˈmestəˌkādəd/
adjective
(of an animal) tame and kept as a pet or on a farm.
"domesticated dogs"

Yes, I do mean that because both of those words can mean the same thing.
User avatar #10 - duskmane (07/10/2015) [-]
I'd have said it looks like an upset Egyptian Mau.
#18 - anon (07/10/2015) [-]
dont think it is. mau's dont have broken and open spots like that little fella.
#1 - Great way to fight, arms out, face forward and presented.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2015 on when yer all talk +7
User avatar #2 - darktoucan (07/10/2015) [-]
niggers gotta nig though dude
#7 - I guess he actually broke his leg off in someone's ass before he died. 07/10/2015 on cool stuff v4 or something 0
#36 - This must be what apes think when they play with **** . 07/10/2015 on Happy Times - Happy People 0
#13 - The cat, which is a mother, have instincts. When she finds som…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2015 on Cute 0
#42 - anon (07/10/2015) [-]
uh yea they also have instincts to kill things that cry... .they only take care of things that smell like them. the baby probably smelled like food or just happen to be in the same box the baby was in...jesus christ u guys are retarded
#71 - namenotallowed (07/10/2015) [-]
It is a hormonal thing, cats have adopted other animals when hormones run high and recently after having kittens. Maternal instincts and all no thinking required. I use to raise cats on a farm and I have had odd pairings in the past. It isn't higher thinking it's simply a hormonal response if it was any other situation the baby would be dead. Why the fuck are you taking it so personally? Regardless of intention it's a cute story stop being such a fucking bore and enjoy something once in your life.
#128 - anon (07/10/2015) [-]
except what im saying is true...they are attracted to high frequency noise as a predator instinct... not a fru-fru i love the world and babies instinct.

and i disagree, the assumption that the cat saved the babies life is just that. for all we know the baby survive in spite of almost getting eaten by a parasite ridden predator

why am i so charged up about this? because ive raised cats too and i know what they are and arent capable of. they dont have a shred of remorse for anything that happens to you...it was waiting for that baby to die so it could eat it...thats a cat
#149 - namenotallowed (07/10/2015) [-]
Yeah well so do I so don't throw your little child tantrum at me I know full well what they are capable of and you damn well know that its a hormonal thing if you ever raised cats. I never said it was a lovey dovey thing its fucking biology. How about you stop bludgeoning people with your opinions and pretending they are fact the only thing you are doing is making yourself look like you have a sore asshole. I've raised cats for 10 years so don't tell me what I do and don't know.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (07/10/2015) [-]
plus, she'd already eaten
#32 - And then your team wins because you're having more fun. 07/09/2015 on its so true it hurts. 0
#3 - It's called opening your inventory.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Every Single Time... +626
User avatar #91 - kingarturi (07/04/2015) [-]
huh...
User avatar #97 - bushingenna (07/04/2015) [-]
casual
#15 - Put me in mentions sempai 07/03/2015 on Deadpool #1 0
#5 - He'd make a compelling villain. Not because his ideas, or his …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Fear is a guideline +50
#9 - zerkerex (07/03/2015) [-]
Exactly, Megamind isn't really a bad guy.
That was the whole point of the movie.
#7 - tacoperson (07/03/2015) [-]
he also has some neat goggles.
#6 - The bird is preening, which is a form of grooming which is for… 07/03/2015 on Kitten and owlet 0
#33 - Meow. 07/03/2015 on 4th of july 0
#11 - This is neat. 07/03/2015 on Anko-San of the Deep-Sea... +2
#23 - Which you wouldn't hear, noise cancelling headphones. It's alr…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on 4th of july -2
User avatar #32 - eddieblake (07/03/2015) [-]
Yeah but you were talking about things you would hear if you didn't have the headphones. C'mon man I was just trying to make a joke
User avatar #33 - kouzan (07/03/2015) [-]
Meow.
#20 - There is a silencer (or more precisely a suppressor) its calle…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2015 on 4th of july -6
User avatar #21 - eddieblake (07/03/2015) [-]
But the knife would still make noise when pulled from its sheathe.
User avatar #23 - kouzan (07/03/2015) [-]
Which you wouldn't hear, noise cancelling headphones. It's already suppresed.
User avatar #32 - eddieblake (07/03/2015) [-]
Yeah but you were talking about things you would hear if you didn't have the headphones. C'mon man I was just trying to make a joke
User avatar #33 - kouzan (07/03/2015) [-]
Meow.
#15 - That face scared the **** outta me 07/03/2015 on Gotta get back, back to the... +1
#18 - If you are driving to the middle of a 2,000 acre farm, with no…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2015 on 4th of july +9
User avatar #19 - eddieblake (07/03/2015) [-]
Implying a serial killer wouldn't have enough sense to put a silencer on his knife.
User avatar #20 - kouzan (07/03/2015) [-]
There is a silencer (or more precisely a suppressor) its called a sheathe.
User avatar #21 - eddieblake (07/03/2015) [-]
But the knife would still make noise when pulled from its sheathe.
User avatar #23 - kouzan (07/03/2015) [-]
Which you wouldn't hear, noise cancelling headphones. It's already suppresed.
User avatar #32 - eddieblake (07/03/2015) [-]
Yeah but you were talking about things you would hear if you didn't have the headphones. C'mon man I was just trying to make a joke
User avatar #33 - kouzan (07/03/2015) [-]
Meow.
#22 - Wow these guys have bad reactions to jump scares, 07/03/2015 on when oculus rift gets too real 0

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#1 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
Comment cherry taken
User avatar #2 to #2 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Damnit Carl.
User avatar #3 to #3 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
You play Reach?
User avatar #4 to #4 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Used to, too many twelve year olds.
User avatar #5 to #5 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
Theres twelve year olds on a lot of Xbox games, you don't need to hear them to know their age. I play for fun, even though I kind of suck lmao
User avatar #6 to #6 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Meh.
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