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kouzan

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Youtube Channel: MrKouzan
Steam Profile: Kouzan
Consoles Owned: Xbox,Xbox 360, Pc.
Video Games Played: Everything good.
X-box Gamertag: Grave of Woe
PSN: ListlessFogy
Interests: Common.
Date Signed Up:3/21/2012
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6541
Comment Ranking:#808
Highest Content Rank:#6429
Highest Comment Rank:#497
Content Thumbs: 290 total,  579 ,  289
Comment Thumbs: 17543 total,  20194 ,  2651
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 25 Content: Peasant → Level 26 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 80.7% (807/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:105363
Times Content Favorited:44 times
Total Comments Made:5450
FJ Points:8175
Favorite Tags: funny (2)
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latest user's comments

#25 - He's old, not getting any younger. He probably forgot his cane… 07/14/2015 on Real heros 0
#150 - It's a joke. 07/14/2015 on Bug 0
#143 - As per any logical response to different ideas, or opinions th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2015 on Bug +1
User avatar #144 - psykobear (07/14/2015) [-]
No need to get so upset that someone else calls the creature by a different name.
User avatar #150 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
It's a joke.
#4 - Source for full video.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2015 on Milo +4
User avatar #11 - punnyjunky (07/15/2015) [-]
I tell you what, that video certainly got me fucking flustered. That one "comedian" woman is the most infuriating fucking harpy I've ever seen.
User avatar #12 - kouzan (07/15/2015) [-]
The only thing funnier is that her entire argument is a joke. Like her life. Her mother delivered one helluva punchline.
#3 - Turtle has water seal to avoid leaks. 07/14/2015 on Here’s a seal riding a... +16
#10 - But John Cena is the nicest person you'll ever meet. 07/14/2015 on the new fucking memes have... 0
#85 - Considering I'm American, I know the South is ******* c…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2015 on Bug -5
User avatar #179 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
Hey hey hey, Florida's not really in the South, we don't count them.
#71 - Yes, a typo is a mistake. And the south is usually wrong.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2015 on Bug 0
User avatar #80 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
That sure is big talk coming from a someone who is wrong.

And didn't put a man on the moon.

As other posters say, they're called lightning bugs all the way from Florida to Pennsylvania. Obviously, you're the minority.
User avatar #131 - cormy (07/14/2015) [-]
Canada here,
I have seen both fireflies and lightning bugs.
As you had said Frenzy, the lightning bug flashes are much faster and don't really glow at all like fireflies do.

Also, I think you misread the conversation with the other dude.
I'm not sure what you think he said was wrong.
User avatar #85 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
Considering I'm American, I know the South is batshit crazy. A civil war because your export was primarily picking cotton and slavery. Florida is badshit crazy, evidence of this is in local newspaper and News report in Frorida.



It was a joke. Get the joke, remove the dick in your ass and kindly thumb me down like I know you will. You're wrong.
User avatar #179 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
Hey hey hey, Florida's not really in the South, we don't count them.
#2 - **kouzan used "*roll picture*"** **kouzan rolled image ** … 07/14/2015 on Fat Shaming 0
#63 - And the south if often wrong.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2015 on Bug +7
#65 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
Do you mean "is"?

Wherever the fuck you are that isn't Ala.: -1
Ala: +Still more men on the moon than you.

Lightning bug>Firefly because their flashes are as brief as lightning, while fire lasts longer, tends to burn darker and more orange/red flames.
User avatar #119 - ilovehitler (07/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, they go to the moon because there is no reason to stay in ala
User avatar #71 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
Yes, a typo is a mistake. And the south is usually wrong.
User avatar #80 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
That sure is big talk coming from a someone who is wrong.

And didn't put a man on the moon.

As other posters say, they're called lightning bugs all the way from Florida to Pennsylvania. Obviously, you're the minority.
User avatar #131 - cormy (07/14/2015) [-]
Canada here,
I have seen both fireflies and lightning bugs.
As you had said Frenzy, the lightning bug flashes are much faster and don't really glow at all like fireflies do.

Also, I think you misread the conversation with the other dude.
I'm not sure what you think he said was wrong.
User avatar #85 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
Considering I'm American, I know the South is batshit crazy. A civil war because your export was primarily picking cotton and slavery. Florida is badshit crazy, evidence of this is in local newspaper and News report in Frorida.



It was a joke. Get the joke, remove the dick in your ass and kindly thumb me down like I know you will. You're wrong.
User avatar #179 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
Hey hey hey, Florida's not really in the South, we don't count them.
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2015 on seagull -5
User avatar #23 - chikibriki (07/14/2015) [-]
which is exactly what training isw
User avatar #20 - guiguito (07/14/2015) [-]
DUH?
#40 - That's a firefly. Not a lightning bug.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Bug +35
User avatar #140 - psykobear (07/14/2015) [-]
Believe it or not, people actually have different names for things. It's crazy, I know.
User avatar #143 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
As per any logical response to different ideas, or opinions that aren't mind. Stuff it.
User avatar #144 - psykobear (07/14/2015) [-]
No need to get so upset that someone else calls the creature by a different name.
User avatar #150 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
It's a joke.
User avatar #94 - drprofdoctor (07/14/2015) [-]
Them's known as lightning bugs here in Georgia
#61 - ihateemo (07/14/2015) [-]
they are called lighting bugs in the south
User avatar #64 - misscleoisotaku (07/14/2015) [-]
And here in Chicago.. well, southside.
User avatar #70 - mariopimp (07/14/2015) [-]
Same in very south chicago.
User avatar #63 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
And the south if often wrong.
#65 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
Do you mean "is"?

Wherever the fuck you are that isn't Ala.: -1
Ala: +Still more men on the moon than you.

Lightning bug>Firefly because their flashes are as brief as lightning, while fire lasts longer, tends to burn darker and more orange/red flames.
User avatar #119 - ilovehitler (07/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, they go to the moon because there is no reason to stay in ala
User avatar #71 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
Yes, a typo is a mistake. And the south is usually wrong.
User avatar #80 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
That sure is big talk coming from a someone who is wrong.

And didn't put a man on the moon.

As other posters say, they're called lightning bugs all the way from Florida to Pennsylvania. Obviously, you're the minority.
User avatar #131 - cormy (07/14/2015) [-]
Canada here,
I have seen both fireflies and lightning bugs.
As you had said Frenzy, the lightning bug flashes are much faster and don't really glow at all like fireflies do.

Also, I think you misread the conversation with the other dude.
I'm not sure what you think he said was wrong.
User avatar #85 - kouzan (07/14/2015) [-]
Considering I'm American, I know the South is batshit crazy. A civil war because your export was primarily picking cotton and slavery. Florida is badshit crazy, evidence of this is in local newspaper and News report in Frorida.



It was a joke. Get the joke, remove the dick in your ass and kindly thumb me down like I know you will. You're wrong.
User avatar #179 - frenzyhero (07/14/2015) [-]
Hey hey hey, Florida's not really in the South, we don't count them.
#62 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
And in many parts of Pennsylvania.
#19 - **kouzan used "*roll picture*"** **kouzan rolled image ** … 07/13/2015 on Karyotype 0
#52 - You already look good naked to me. I have binoculars for… 07/13/2015 on NoShit.jpeg 0
#18 - **kouzan used "*roll picture*"** **kouzan rolled image ** … 07/13/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#4 - **kouzan used "*roll picture*"** **kouzan rolled image ** … 07/12/2015 on Comedian owns heckler 0
#10 - I'm guessing at their logic. They stole a chicken, as in the s… 07/12/2015 on Party like its 14/14/14 0
#6 - I know what happened. They knew they'd be hungry in the mornin…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Party like its 14/14/14 0
User avatar #13 - MurphyUK (07/13/2015) [-]
And it was a smart decision
#9 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
Isn't that a rooster though?

And pglets don't usually have that much bacon on them...
User avatar #10 - kouzan (07/12/2015) [-]
I'm guessing at their logic. They stole a chicken, as in the species, not the gender.
#2071 - **kouzan used "*roll picture*"** **kouzan rolled image ** 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#276 - It'll most likely be labeled "hilarious" and a "… 07/12/2015 on The New Ghostbusters movie 0
#4 - Well, yes. Those are fruit bats, usually easy to train but the… 07/12/2015 on Can Bats be nice? 0
#12 - Every majority has a minority that they aren't proud of. For t… 07/12/2015 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin -1
#2 - That's how I feel when some of my comments get over five-hundr… 07/12/2015 on When someone replies to you 0
#2 - I'd like a mention when more of this is posted. 07/12/2015 on Wayward part 8 0
#5 - Classic example of fight or flight response. 07/12/2015 on Snowman Prank +1

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#1 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
Comment cherry taken
User avatar #2 to #2 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Damnit Carl.
User avatar #3 to #3 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
You play Reach?
User avatar #4 to #4 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Used to, too many twelve year olds.
User avatar #5 to #5 - lostusername (06/18/2012) [-]
Theres twelve year olds on a lot of Xbox games, you don't need to hear them to know their age. I play for fun, even though I kind of suck lmao
User avatar #6 to #6 - kouzan (06/18/2012) [-]
Meh.
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