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See if i did that then something would come along and fuck everything up and then i'd be much more profoundly unhappy than i am now.
Now i'm just pissed off, unmotivated, and crotchety.
Plus it's not a choice. The best i get is "Would you like to be unhappy consistently and bitch about it online" OR "Would you like to appear happy and then feel like a machine running with all the wires stripped and all the gears chafing and unoiled once every month or so"
I think i'll take consistent bitchiness over man period thanks.
You do you then my dude
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Yeah, but smashing someone's head over with a baseball bat (or club) could still kill them, even if you were just trying to
them. You aren't flawless in combat or interrogation, hitting them hard enough to do lethal damage is the equivalent of pushing a little too hard, or hitting too hard, without meaning too. Or that they can take less damage than you assumed. Just because it's a big strong warrior doesn't mean he's a CON focused build. So you hit him really hard assuming it would only knock him out, only to actually seriously wound them instead.
You attack, hoping to not kill them, but accidents happen.
"You aren't flawless in combat or interrogation" "You attack, hoping to not kill them, but accidents happen. "
He rolled a nat 20, it
have been flawless, with no room for error or
, that's the point the point of a nat 20. Even if you're completely and wholly inept at what you're trying to do, you
Except they weren't rolling "intimidate" or any other class skill that would actually help them get answers out of someone. They were beating them over the head with a blunt object, you don't roll to interrogate at that point, you're rolling damage and hoping the pain will make them talk. So, crit rolling doesn't mean you succeeded in interrogating, no it means your ATTACK was spectacularly well-done and powerful. You could argue that in that situation, it should be reversed (Crit fail to hurt them too much, etc.) but again, you aren't rolling a skill check. Intimidate, diplo, even heal could be reasonable ways to get answers out of someone. But when you start swinging a bat, you aren't dealing with a precise interrogation technique.
Critting means you succeed at what you're doing, what they were doing was attacking.
"You could argue that in that situation, it should be reversed (Crit fail to hurt them too much, etc.)" Yes, that is literally what I'm doing. Ultimately succeeding in a non-lethal attack shouldn't kill a man. I'm pretty sure when you roll a d20 to attack, it's to see whether or not you hit, not for how much damage you're doing unless you're using a boulder or some such nonsense. (which
just mean that you hit him in just the right spot to make him feel pain, but cause no lasting damage) But I'd think any sensible DM wouldn't have you roll to hit someone tied to a chair, there'd be no point. Which makes me thing that this was purely a roll to see
how good he did it
I'm saying you could argue it, as in you could argue that point to your DM, as by just following the rules, it's critical damage. There's no greyzone there. Also, yeah you roll to see if you hit and to see if you hit spectacularly well or terrible(Hence the crits.) Now, when dealing with enemies that are down or incapable of dodging, you still roll specifically BECAUSE you might crit. If you're not in combat and want to interrogate someone, why not just use an unarmed attack? a D3 of non-lethal won't accidentally kill someone unless you somehow hit a fragile spot in their brain. Using a club or the like is careless, in character and out. Killing or knocking out the guy you're interrogating happens.
But again, one could avoid this entire scenario if instead of BASHING their head in like a barbarian, you let the person in the party with a relevant skill handle it.
Well, everything else aside, the Rogue it probably one of the few people who
have that skill.
Oh definitely with you there, let the skill-monkey use his skills. It's better to talk someone into telling you what you want rather than beating it out of them. But still, accidental death or no, loot is loot I suppose.
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In all technicality they commuted suicide by choosing by themselves in traveling on an overcrowded boat over an ocean .
And all of that just to receive benefits .
And most likely they sank their cost themselves because when they are being reached by the Coastguard, they are required in bringing them to safety and thereby give them the direct means of not only giving them a protective status but also applying asylum .
So why should any of us care at this point ?
These people are on that boat for the sole purpose of getting free shit at the expense of a racial group they hate. I consider them invader and if their boat sinks I'm not going to shed a fucking tear. If you don't like the hate they get then blame the morons that thought it would be ok to let foreigners slowly gnaw Europe down to nothing.
Or they are on a boat to get away from the people that throw acid on their face and can't walk two feet without stepping on a landmine.
okay, simple solution to end it then. Each one that reaches the border gets handed a gun and told what direction to go so they can go fuck up the acid throwers
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Done more for them than the NDP ever did though.
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