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#304 - Thor isn't killed by Loki during Ragnarok, he and the Midgard … 09/12/2013 on "Did you know" comp. 0
#66 - Big Blue?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on Super Smash Bros Melee +1
User avatar #79 - Lintutu (07/10/2013) [-]
>falco
>spaceship

#221 - Yes. Black/Blue mill/discard ftw. Or black aggro 12/30/2012 on Go home Charizard, you're... +1
#192 - And yet i did nothing to stop it. Why do i fear success? 11/30/2012 on Slavery +1
#234 - >Opinions get ridiculed online >Pretends it was tro…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Short Comic #3 0
User avatar #235 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Today, I'm going to "express my opinion" on how the holocaust was faked
#232 - What about the gay goats, DO THEY HAVE A CHOICE.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Short Comic #3 0
User avatar #233 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I love gay goats. Those fuckers saved my gay parrot
User avatar #234 - korlosh (11/06/2012) [-]
>Opinions get ridiculed online
>Pretends it was trolling the entire time
User avatar #235 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Today, I'm going to "express my opinion" on how the holocaust was faked
#180 - Are all sins equal to God? Yes and no. In severity? No. In pen…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Short Comic #3 0
User avatar #199 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
Exactly. God only punishes someone in one way. A one-way ticket to Hell.
User avatar #185 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Did you know that if you teach someone, their good deeds that come from them also go to you, and if they teach others then their good deeds also accumulate. Also when you do a good deed, you get more reward than if you sin. Unfortunately, people sin WAY more than do good deeds. A teacher of the faith has a great chance to collect good deeds without doing much themselves. The same goes the other way. If you know someone is sinning and you leave them alone. You are a witness and you will be included in the sin. The police also work this way, so it should not be shocking to you. Where do you think "Good Samaritan" comes from?
#197 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey guys, let's spend an annoying amount of time arguing about things on the internet, where having an opinion means you're retarded!
#172 - But every sin is equal in the eyes of god, and you're not supp…  [+] (32 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Short Comic #3 0
User avatar #177 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Saying being gay by anything other than choice is retarded. Every sin has different weight in the eyes of God. God will not punish a man who told a lie with the same severity as a man who killed 150 infants. Just saying that is foolish.
When God says don't judge, you understand it as, we as humans cannot set standards and regulate the community to uphold those standards. I understand it as, I cannot tell someone that they are going to Heaven or Hell. That is up to God. All I can say is tell them that what they are doing is wrong and will affect them negatively.

You need to realize that everything is in black and white, and must be read in context. If I say I love kids, you would think I were a nice, neighborly man. If you say I love 9 year olds specifically, I would be deemed sick, even though 9 years falls within that category.

Keep everything in context when arguing them
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User avatar #186 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
If you really think being gay is a choice, that is up to you. I will not force anything upon you.
I will however remain firm in my belief that having two penises touch is not meant to be.
If God had intended some men to be gay by design, would he not have given them some way to reproduce with each other? I've never heard of a case of children being born of anal sex, only STD's and AIDS.
User avatar #232 - korlosh (11/06/2012) [-]
What about the gay goats, DO THEY HAVE A CHOICE.
User avatar #233 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I love gay goats. Those fuckers saved my gay parrot
User avatar #234 - korlosh (11/06/2012) [-]
>Opinions get ridiculed online
>Pretends it was trolling the entire time
User avatar #235 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Today, I'm going to "express my opinion" on how the holocaust was faked
User avatar #196 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
I guess since every couple must be able to reproduce, the elderly and the infertile are going to Hell too.
User avatar #207 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
The elderly were not always the elderly. Marriage is a must, and having children if you are able to is a must. Now what this means is, if you are fertile, you must marry and bear children. If you are infertile, you will not be sinned for not being able to bear children, unless you microwaved your genitals or did something to cause infertility.

gay people are capable of finding a woman and having a nice, normal relationship. The CHOSE to engage in those of their own gender, and will surely pay for it on Earth and during judgement day. You can disagree with me, but holding your hands to your ears and yelling will not deter the truth. Simply said being gay is pure wrong. There is NO way you can justify being gay. How does it help human survival.
In order for gay people to have children, one male, or female must take their egg and mix with the egg of another of the opposite sex. If the world were all men, or all women we would die. Period. If God wanted gay people to stay alive, he would give them a means.
#210 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
"having children if you are able to is a must."
"if you are fertile, you must marry and bear children."

SO I GUESS OUR ORPHANAGES AREN'T FULL ENOUGH FOR YOU.
User avatar #214 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
The orphanages are not even meant to exist. That is the result of shoddy parenting and planning. When marrying, you've got to plan how you will take care of your family and your ability to take care of your children. Bear as many children as you can handle. Don't just pop out a new one every 9 months. Also, if your brother or sister passes away, their children are yours and your families to take care of. You may think you don't have enough relatives to do that but that's where you are wrong. There are many relatives you don't even know about because the naming system that the West uses are all jumbled up. Originally your full name was "Your name, your father, your g-father,g-g-f,g-g-g-f" and so on until you reach far enough back that you can compare the line with others and see if you have relation. You may have married your long lost sister and you might never know.
User avatar #216 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
And what if you cannot handle even one child?
User avatar #219 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
You get married, and work your ass off to get that one child. In the long run, that one child, and you will agree, though times would be tough, was the best thing that ever happened to you.
User avatar #220 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
What if you are a fucking quadriplegic. What if you fucking have a fucking mental disorder. What if you're fucking homeless. There are a thousand and one other reasons why a person would not be able to handle a child. God damn it, I'm getting tired of you. Our species no longer has to breed like rabbits in order to survive, our population is growing to big for our world to handle. To be honest, more childless couples would benefit our society. That is my last direct word on the subject. Any other replies from here on out will be informing you that you are an embarrassment to my religion, and politely requesting that you shove a cactus inside your anus.
User avatar #222 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I was done with the flame war anyway. You were the only one who kept biting over and over again. I'll try again tomorrow.
User avatar #225 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
Have fun. I will say one thing though, not angry with you anymore.

Why do you believe the things that you do? And what joy does it give your life?

I argued with you because I prefer to believe that our God is a loving one. Why do you prefer to believe in an angry one that would hate an entire group of people?
#226 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Trying to see how many people I could get to spend as much time arguing as possible.
Looks like I hit 1 hour!
Flame on brotha
#227 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
NOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i ben trld
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User avatar #191 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
So. Anal sex causes AIDS? I can see how you've extensively researched the topic.
User avatar #228 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
So the instant messager and PM don't seem to be working but to answer that question.
comment #226. Attempt at wasting peoples time. 1 hour mark passed. Success?
User avatar #229 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
Wait. So what's your actual stance on homosex?
#230 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not homosexual, so as long as a man does not shove his penis at me, I will not fight him.
However, my friends and I try to make each other feel as uncomfortable as we can by saying suggestive things to the other in public. If people ask what we are talking about, the aggressor would make up an embarrassing story on the spot. Just today, I told a hot girl that he left the dorm so quickly that he forgot to pull up his pants. I also brought to her attention that he left so abruptly during the dominatrix that I missed the whipping and hit my thigh, and as I keeled over the condom slipped off my penis and got stuck in his ass.

Suffice to say, she was shocked and her eyes were wide open. I gave him a suggestive wink, and he blew me a kiss. She ran off and we burst to tears.
User avatar #236 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
OH GAWD LOL
User avatar #213 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I can understand how you misinterpreted that. I have only observed STD's and AIDS being caused by anal sex, I have never seen children being born from anal sex.

That's like me saying I've only ever seen a grease coming out of the oven, not the radiator.
To which you come to the conclusion that ovens themselves create grease. No, they don't they are given the grease from other sources and simply transmit them. Ovens however don't make ice-cream, because an oven making ice-cream makes no sense, much like forcing a baby out of your anus
User avatar #223 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
Let me put it this way. If you think homosexuality is the leading cause of STD transmission, then you are way off. Heterosexuality has a much higher rate of transmission, particularly HIV. Secondly, AIDS is not transmitted. HIV is transmitted. There's a difference. Straight, gay, bi whatever. Safe sex should be practiced. You talk about the subject as if you're 100% familiar on what it is. I have tried abstaining from homosexuality. I've tried for years and it didn't work. Then it hit me. I don't have to try. Why not just accept it? If a God really does exist then he is a cruel one. Of course primary indication of God's cruelty is war, terror and crimes in the world rather than my bitching. However, if I was an abomination and I work so hard to get rid of it to no avail while you're simply born straight, then there is no fairness in that. God is not just. God is not merciful.
User avatar #224 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
refer to comment 222. Apparently I had two fish.
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User avatar #180 - korlosh (11/06/2012) [-]
Are all sins equal to God? Yes and no. In severity? No. In penalty? Yes. You should worrying about the things you're doing wrong before you worry about what other people are doing wrong.
User avatar #199 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
Exactly. God only punishes someone in one way. A one-way ticket to Hell.
User avatar #185 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Did you know that if you teach someone, their good deeds that come from them also go to you, and if they teach others then their good deeds also accumulate. Also when you do a good deed, you get more reward than if you sin. Unfortunately, people sin WAY more than do good deeds. A teacher of the faith has a great chance to collect good deeds without doing much themselves. The same goes the other way. If you know someone is sinning and you leave them alone. You are a witness and you will be included in the sin. The police also work this way, so it should not be shocking to you. Where do you think "Good Samaritan" comes from?
#197 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey guys, let's spend an annoying amount of time arguing about things on the internet, where having an opinion means you're retarded!
#134 - I play on xbox..for i have never been a fan of pc games save f… 10/13/2012 on Skyrim 0
#125 - My basement is entirely full of the rarest treasure in all the…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Skyrim +3
User avatar #132 - totaljerkface (10/13/2012) [-]
Lies, you play on PC and use a cheat code which brings you to a store room filled with all the shit.
User avatar #134 - korlosh (10/13/2012) [-]
I play on xbox..for i have never been a fan of pc games save for mmos of course and strategy based games.
#66 - You must also think guitars can only ahve 6 strings.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2012 on God damn it Token +6
User avatar #67 - pinheadify (08/11/2012) [-]
Dude omfg just no you just had to be that one bitch that scrolled down to the comments just to be a bitch and correct me just let me be and I know guitars can have more than 6 string or more


Ya freakin jack ass
#85 - antimainstream (08/11/2012) [-]
#94 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE.

AND I'M ANON NOW.

HA!

WHAT YOU THINK YOU GONNA DO?
THUMB MY ANON COMMENT DOWN?
BITCH NIGGER I'M INVURNABLE TO RED'S NOW.


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ALL HAIL THE WHITE RACE AND WHITE GAY PEOPLE. EXCEPT JEWS.
#69 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
Also, bass guitars can have 5.
#68 - anonymous (08/11/2012) [-]
''dude omfg no''
lol
#475 - KPH is easy to convert into mph, 1 mile is like 1.6km, so you … 08/02/2012 on We're dead either way 0
#116 - Mastar Cheef is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliens and doesnt …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Meanwhile at 4chan -4
#125 - ChIkEnRuLe (07/11/2012) [-]
Who is mastar cheef that guy is halo...
User avatar #117 - ButtonFly (07/11/2012) [-]
* eh
#59 - I was actually kind of disappointed with that final fight with…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on Makeup -1
#67 - autonom (06/28/2012) [-]
that would ruin the whole plot you idiot
#371 - Nah its probably not any harder, and if it is not by much. You… 06/27/2012 on vertical stairs 0
#842 - Yea if you have a certain team your rooting for then its a dif…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2012 on Rugby VS Football +1
User avatar #848 - cedrock (06/18/2012) [-]
Exactly, heh.
#829 - Yea im not really into soccer, i cant stand to watch it or bas…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Rugby VS Football 0
User avatar #837 - cedrock (06/18/2012) [-]
I understand...At first I was barely interested in staying 90 minutes in front of the TV, and barely anything happens, but when you support a team, you will want to monitor every move, every pass, every assist...See where I'm going with this?
User avatar #842 - korlosh (06/18/2012) [-]
Yea if you have a certain team your rooting for then its a different story and suddenly it becomes really intense lol
User avatar #848 - cedrock (06/18/2012) [-]
Exactly, heh.
#820 - Yea they act like bitches..and it kinda makes it unfun to watch now  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Rugby VS Football 0
User avatar #826 - cedrock (06/18/2012) [-]
I agree about the bitches part, but if you were watching a game, and there is a team you support, you get annoyed when the opposing team start acting, yet you don't realize that you enjoy it a lot if it's your team(occasionally)...

But I can understand you are not much of a soccer fan(supposedly), and you don't stick to a team that you support all time...Am I correct?

It's sports entertainment really, I don't know why you dislike it so much...
User avatar #829 - korlosh (06/18/2012) [-]
Yea im not really into soccer, i cant stand to watch it or basketball with how much it seems to go on, kinda why i prefer rugbie or american football
User avatar #837 - cedrock (06/18/2012) [-]
I understand...At first I was barely interested in staying 90 minutes in front of the TV, and barely anything happens, but when you support a team, you will want to monitor every move, every pass, every assist...See where I'm going with this?
User avatar #842 - korlosh (06/18/2012) [-]
Yea if you have a certain team your rooting for then its a different story and suddenly it becomes really intense lol
User avatar #848 - cedrock (06/18/2012) [-]
Exactly, heh.
#208 - Because people on here are ******* idiots..these … 06/02/2012 on Comp of Facts 6 +1
#335 - Well, if the science channel has taught me anything its that m…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Lightning slow motion 0
#408 - mrgreatreturns (06/14/2012) [-]
Haha, no we amn't, you jist have yet to unnerstand are vasd intelict.
User avatar #344 - the one and only (06/01/2012) [-]
no we is ... not? .... ... I just helped prove your point *sigh*
#3308 - The best thing ever posted on fj. 05/05/2012 on Im a penguin. +1
#241 - Best roll ever. 05/04/2012 on psycho bitch +2
#134 - you can see pretty clearly that it has a center hole though 05/01/2012 on Father James -1
#477 - thats what i was saying, kirby games have always been easy and… 04/13/2012 on FUN 0
#427 - I was disappointed in rayman origins, and i think the legend o…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2012 on FUN 0
#438 - anonymous (04/13/2012) [-]
you're reasoning is kind of flawed... i can see not liking the tacked on motion controls of twilight princess... but it shouldn't be why you're playing it, you should be playing it because the game itself is fun. Skyward sword on the other hand had wonderful motion controls and are a role model for future games to come. mario galaxy both 1 and 2 have recieved critical acclaim and there is plenty of profit to back it up so it wins in both sales AND mass opinion. i'm confused because here is your biggest flaw in your argument, when in gods name could a kirby game NOT be beaten in a few hours? kirbys return to dreamland took pretty much just as much time to beat as the oh so legendary kirby super star (still the best kirby game ever made in many peoples opinion) for the SNES. I beat the original kirby games where he couldn't even copy powers in even less than that :/ maybe you're just growing up and it SEEMS like its a short time... but kirby returns to dreamland comes equipped with plenty of extra features to add more play time on if you're looking for more bang for your buck, plus i speak for many when i say kirby super star is a role model for 4 player co-op games everywhere with its easy to use and understand controls, drop in / drop out system, character selection (1-4 kirbys ftw), and the fact that its pretty hard to accidentally kill your own team mate unlike some similar games... *cough*
User avatar #477 - korlosh (04/13/2012) [-]
thats what i was saying, kirby games have always been easy and quick, which just isn't fun anymore because you really don't get that much gameplay from them. The only kirby game imo that's worth playing after you've done everything in it once is Kirby's Air Ride, just because the city trial mode is amazingly fun when you have 2-4 people playing it, we still play tag on it all the time, which would be an amazing game mode to include if they made a new one. My younger nephew has Skyward Sword and i can watch him play it, but it's really not fun enough for me to sit there and play it myself for more then an hour.
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User avatar #5 - monkeysmist (03/01/2014) [-]
Ey, did you ever happen to play runescape by any chance?
User avatar #6 to #5 - korlosh (03/01/2014) [-]
Yes i did
User avatar #7 to #6 - monkeysmist (03/01/2014) [-]
Under the same username?
User avatar #8 to #7 - korlosh (03/01/2014) [-]
Yup
User avatar #9 to #8 - monkeysmist (03/01/2014) [-]
Holy **** , I think you're on my friends list lol
User avatar #11 to #9 - korlosh (03/01/2014) [-]
Although i don't remember how met on there
User avatar #12 to #11 - monkeysmist (03/01/2014) [-]
Me neither, might've been something for a quest or something
User avatar #13 to #12 - korlosh (03/01/2014) [-]
Did you know anyone named Corvina or Mr T?
User avatar #14 to #13 - monkeysmist (03/01/2014) [-]
Not that I remember unless someone changed their username, why?
User avatar #15 to #14 - korlosh (03/01/2014) [-]
Those were just people i was with a lot on there. I think i either met you on some beach area or i helped you do that quest where theres a giant tower and in the basement you can make unicows and stuff
User avatar #16 to #15 - monkeysmist (03/01/2014) [-]
I know which quest you're talking about and I can faintly remember that beach area. And now that I think about it Mr T does sound familiar
User avatar #17 to #16 - korlosh (03/01/2014) [-]
Well i just called him Mr T, his actual name was something like Tbullock
User avatar #10 to #9 - korlosh (03/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, i remember someone named Monkeymist and I think you're still on mine too lol
User avatar #1 - tomdukes (10/15/2011) [-]
looks like that bitchy little **** defending the dumbass kid thumbed down all our comments because of logic and reason. we done been showed up :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - korlosh (10/15/2011) [-]
I thumbed most of his down on that entire post lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - tomdukes (10/15/2011) [-]
i usually dont serious on FJ but the the circumstances called for it. you shouldnt support every cause. especially ones with such little merit. for what its worth though, its a decent change of pace finding somebody intelligent who can voice their opinion besides me on here.
User avatar #4 to #3 - korlosh (10/15/2011) [-]
thats what i was thinking too..i mean i know its not really anything to be taken seriously but when you see posts like that everyday and all the idiotic people who comment on them...was a nice ray of sunshine to see someone being smart lol
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