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|#9 - someone explain to me why he looks like that and how he got th… [+] (9 new replies)||07/27/2014 on Deadpool||+6|
#10 - marikthegunslinger (07/27/2014) [-]
Wade was diagnosed with cancer. He underwent a procedure that gave him Wolverine's healing factor, but to a ridiculous degree. It was either A) the procedure that gave him the horrendous scars, or B) the cancer spread throughout his body without killing him. I can't remember which. Anyway, the procedure also gave him his crazy agility and skills, and also drove him incurably insane. He seems to think he's in a comic book or something.
I could have gotten this partially wrong, though.
#99 - phyrex (07/27/2014) [-]
he had skin cancer and was going to die from it so he did the project x thing because screw it hes going to die anyway and it worked and he got wolverines healing factor to the UNTH degree however it also sent his skin cancer into overdrive and the constant pain kinda made him go even more bonkers
#87 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
I vaguely remember something about it being brain cancer, and the healing he got from project X experiementation essentially controlled the tumour's growth, leaving him with this mass pressing on parts of his brain causing the disjoint from reality. He occasionally has lucid periods because the tumour grows before the healing kicks in and shrinks it again.
Just what I remember hearing though
#16 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
You're mostly correct, except there was a lengthy story ark that explains how he already was a hit man who would assume new identities after each mission. After one said mission he came upon a couple living in the Canadian wilderness whilst injured and delirious. He then attempted to stage the husbands death in a house fire (thus scarring himself and the husband) and assume the husbands identity and settle down. Whelp the missus came home early and he ended up accidentally killing her too, which was the last straw for his psyche. So he just sort of snapped, in fact, the husband actually survived and went on to become his main rival for like the first 30 issues. So after that mess-up he wound up at the Canadian super soldier program after discovering he had stage 4 skin cancer. Yes they tried to give him the healing factor but it went awry and horribly disfigured him. It actually took his heart getting ripped out after by the "jailer" of the place for the healing factor to kick in.
#13 - houseofwolf (07/27/2014) [-]
Ok, this is how I think it goes:
The surgery that gave Wade Wolverine's healing factor was definitely out of proportion. The surgery worked so well, that it mutated not only Wade's genes, but also the cancer cells in his body. The mutated cancer cells and the hyper regenerative cells constantly clashed with one another, which caused massive scar-like tissue to form.
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