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#9 - someone explain to me why he looks like that and how he got th…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Deadpool +6
#10 - marikthegunslinger (07/27/2014) [-]
Wade was diagnosed with cancer. He underwent a procedure that gave him Wolverine's healing factor, but to a ridiculous degree. It was either A) the procedure that gave him the horrendous scars, or B) the cancer spread throughout his body without killing him. I can't remember which. Anyway, the procedure also gave him his crazy agility and skills, and also drove him incurably insane. He seems to think he's in a comic book or something.

I could have gotten this partially wrong, though.
User avatar #99 - phyrex (07/27/2014) [-]
he had skin cancer and was going to die from it so he did the project x thing because screw it hes going to die anyway and it worked and he got wolverines healing factor to the UNTH degree however it also sent his skin cancer into overdrive and the constant pain kinda made him go even more bonkers
User avatar #98 - sciencexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
Are you sure about the comic book part? I know there was one Marvel comic book series where he realized he was in a comic book and he killed off the Avengers to release them from their entrapment in the comic book, but I didn't know of that last part.
#87 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
I vaguely remember something about it being brain cancer, and the healing he got from project X experiementation essentially controlled the tumour's growth, leaving him with this mass pressing on parts of his brain causing the disjoint from reality. He occasionally has lucid periods because the tumour grows before the healing kicks in and shrinks it again.
Just what I remember hearing though
User avatar #34 - camslayer (07/27/2014) [-]
The skills and shit was just him, he only got the healing factor and it was the cancer.
#16 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
You're mostly correct, except there was a lengthy story ark that explains how he already was a hit man who would assume new identities after each mission. After one said mission he came upon a couple living in the Canadian wilderness whilst injured and delirious. He then attempted to stage the husbands death in a house fire (thus scarring himself and the husband) and assume the husbands identity and settle down. Whelp the missus came home early and he ended up accidentally killing her too, which was the last straw for his psyche. So he just sort of snapped, in fact, the husband actually survived and went on to become his main rival for like the first 30 issues. So after that mess-up he wound up at the Canadian super soldier program after discovering he had stage 4 skin cancer. Yes they tried to give him the healing factor but it went awry and horribly disfigured him. It actually took his heart getting ripped out after by the "jailer" of the place for the healing factor to kick in.
#13 - houseofwolf (07/27/2014) [-]
Ok, this is how I think it goes:

The surgery that gave Wade Wolverine's healing factor was definitely out of proportion. The surgery worked so well, that it mutated not only Wade's genes, but also the cancer cells in his body. The mutated cancer cells and the hyper regenerative cells constantly clashed with one another, which caused massive scar-like tissue to form.
User avatar #12 - spartanapex (07/27/2014) [-]
Pretty good explanation. One thing, though: the healing factor was supposed to cure his cancer. However, it also gave his cancer the healing factor, and that is why he looks hideously ugly.
#14 - draikon (07/27/2014) [-]
and the reason he is so nuts is because the cells are constantly killing the braincells and then his healing factor, heals the damage again. If i recall.

also why he often loses his train of thought
#60 - you did it again!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on name it seath 0
User avatar #61 - infedel (07/25/2014) [-]
and again, bietch
#57 - that was a quick reply. like literally 6 seconds after i posted  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2014 on name it seath -1
#59 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
>implying snakes arnt adorable
User avatar #58 - infedel (07/25/2014) [-]
i happened to be checking on my content when you commented
#60 - koolkidkonnor (07/25/2014) [-]
you did it again!
User avatar #61 - infedel (07/25/2014) [-]
and again, bietch
#55 - its not cute  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2014 on name it seath -2
User avatar #56 - infedel (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - koolkidkonnor (07/25/2014) [-]
that was a quick reply. like literally 6 seconds after i posted
#59 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
>implying snakes arnt adorable
User avatar #58 - infedel (07/25/2014) [-]
i happened to be checking on my content when you commented
#60 - koolkidkonnor (07/25/2014) [-]
you did it again!
User avatar #61 - infedel (07/25/2014) [-]
and again, bietch
#128 - WE NEED TO GO BE ON TITAN. how far is it away? 07/24/2014 on Some Awesome Facts Compilation 0
#17 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Client from Hell 0
#63 - jesus christ.... what the fuck 07/21/2014 on this is not what i expected. 0
#466 - **koolkidkonnor rolls 02,993** lil' focker 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#465 - **koolkidkonnor rolls 21,408** miss mistake 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#6 - am i the only one who thinks these dog texts are stupid as fuck?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/21/2014 on If your dog could text.. +49
User avatar #61 - dazartimm (07/21/2014) [-]
I don't like them usually but the spider swallowing one made me chuckle.
User avatar #36 - prondy (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #32 - fjsknight (07/21/2014) [-]
Okay lets be honest the "ITS RAINING BATDOG BITCH" was pretty funny
User avatar #14 - lordofpenis (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - epicactual (07/21/2014) [-]
Oh man, they are so fucking stupid alright. I love them so much.
User avatar #11 - captainassbuttplug (07/21/2014) [-]
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#7 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]

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