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Video Games Played: Call of Duty, Battlefield, Gears of War, Halo, Grand Theft Auto V
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Interests: Video Games, Hiking, Chatting, Guns, Artwork, Nature
Date Signed Up:3/26/2012
Last Login:2/01/2015
Location:Norway ME
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#48 - I don't care if the person cheated on them with one, ten, or a…  [+] (9 new replies) 15 hours ago on Why?? +53
User avatar #85 - mutzaki (6 hours ago) [-]
No, absolutely, all he deserves is a strongly-worded letter. Four years of being in a relationship with the guy only to find out he's been cheating on you with multiple girls. Yeah, no, his now 50-or-so dollar console is obviously too priceless to be messed with after he's been an incredible dick-bag.
#90 - NereidALbel (5 hours ago) [-]
Cheating is being a dick-bag, but, destruction of property is being a felon
User avatar #93 - mutzaki (5 hours ago) [-]
Good thing legality and morality are two different things, then. I'm not saying the legal system agrees with me in terms of who is in the right.
#68 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
only of fj would a bunch of faggots value property over people
#71 - electronicbacon (8 hours ago) [-]
Would you sell your house to make a person's life much better?
#60 - unicornoverlord (12 hours ago) [-]
agreed, should've just cut the fucker's balls off
yes I'm a man and no, I have nothing to do with feminist bullshit
User avatar #81 - mcassio (6 hours ago) [-]
And no, we don't care.
#58 - Arterialace (13 hours ago) [-]
Fucker still had it coming
#53 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
actually it is felony property damage
#1263 - It did look familiar, but you responded nonetheless so it matt… 18 hours ago on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +1
#1253 - I listened to it a few times and I have no idea what it says, …  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +1
User avatar #1259 - shadowtails (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh I gave you the wrong vocaroo

sorry
User avatar #1263 - konysugandanbitch (18 hours ago) [-]
It did look familiar, but you responded nonetheless so it matters little.
#1191 - I'll take whatever.  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +1
User avatar #1253 - konysugandanbitch (18 hours ago) [-]
I listened to it a few times and I have no idea what it says, but god damn is that erotic.
User avatar #1259 - shadowtails (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh I gave you the wrong vocaroo

sorry
User avatar #1263 - konysugandanbitch (18 hours ago) [-]
It did look familiar, but you responded nonetheless so it matters little.
#9 - Oh don't worry, we already have one thought up, but I'll keep … 01/31/2015 on Sexy Hitler 0
#7 - Next time I see my girlfriend, I will immediately show her tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Sexy Hitler 0
User avatar #8 - legacyelite (01/31/2015) [-]
Have her roleplay as Sexy Hitler and raid her secret bunker.
#11 - thehiddensoul (01/31/2015) [-]
the amount of times i used this today is amazing
User avatar #9 - konysugandanbitch (01/31/2015) [-]
Oh don't worry, we already have one thought up, but I'll keep that in mind.
#2854 - Yeah, she's in a similar problem with school as I am. I love g…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2857 - getonpoint (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know what it's like to balance school and a relationship; what's important is that it'll still work out if you both take time for your studies.
And initiative is all you'll need to get through your school situation; just push through any hesitation. Seriously, initiative is like moving a lopsided boulder downhill--past the initial push it'll eventually roll off.
I used to have a problem with procrastination, too. Same biz as boulders, man.
Just push your boulders one at a time. sorry for the awful metaphor
#2789 - She has also been depressed and often feels sick. Recently I h…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2799 - getonpoint (01/29/2015) [-]
Twice a week is good, you're doing a fine job on your end.
So she has physical sickness? Maybe her depression is causing that. Perhaps your girlfriend needs you to be optimistic and positive around her to feel better? Sometimes people reflect our own behavior and feelings like a wavelength kind of thing.
Do you ever do something outside like a walk in the park? Maybe she needs you to be her ray of sunshine. Sometimes it's about influence.

But regardless, weather and work can be bad, but you just have to ride it out. If you feel overly depressed, maybe there's something still bothering you that you need to look into or approach.
I wish I could offer better advice, but it seems like it would help to take things one step at a time--that, and collect your thoughts on all the things troubling you and why.
User avatar #2854 - konysugandanbitch (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, she's in a similar problem with school as I am. I love going outside, walks, hikes, even just going to the store I enjoy. She's not so much an outdoors person, but once spring gets here I am going to get her outside as much as I can.

Taking things slow is probably the best thing I can do, since trying to do everything at once is a problem I have often, that and procrastination.
User avatar #2857 - getonpoint (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know what it's like to balance school and a relationship; what's important is that it'll still work out if you both take time for your studies.
And initiative is all you'll need to get through your school situation; just push through any hesitation. Seriously, initiative is like moving a lopsided boulder downhill--past the initial push it'll eventually roll off.
I used to have a problem with procrastination, too. Same biz as boulders, man.
Just push your boulders one at a time. sorry for the awful metaphor
#2724 - Yeah, and I guess I don't want it that bad. It's been well…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2729 - getonpoint (01/29/2015) [-]
She doesn't feel well? Is she ill?
I'm sure so long as it's consistent enough (once every 2-3 days, for example) and you have a good reason to stay away, such as work, she'll be understanding of your passion for your work and your art.
And if it is an art you need to practice, that's understandable; consistency is more important than putting in longer practice sessions.
Self-important diligence can get you anywhere, my friend.
User avatar #2789 - konysugandanbitch (01/29/2015) [-]
She has also been depressed and often feels sick. Recently I have barely been able to go over twice a week, a mix between weather, work, and me being overly depressed.
User avatar #2799 - getonpoint (01/29/2015) [-]
Twice a week is good, you're doing a fine job on your end.
So she has physical sickness? Maybe her depression is causing that. Perhaps your girlfriend needs you to be optimistic and positive around her to feel better? Sometimes people reflect our own behavior and feelings like a wavelength kind of thing.
Do you ever do something outside like a walk in the park? Maybe she needs you to be her ray of sunshine. Sometimes it's about influence.

But regardless, weather and work can be bad, but you just have to ride it out. If you feel overly depressed, maybe there's something still bothering you that you need to look into or approach.
I wish I could offer better advice, but it seems like it would help to take things one step at a time--that, and collect your thoughts on all the things troubling you and why.
User avatar #2854 - konysugandanbitch (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, she's in a similar problem with school as I am. I love going outside, walks, hikes, even just going to the store I enjoy. She's not so much an outdoors person, but once spring gets here I am going to get her outside as much as I can.

Taking things slow is probably the best thing I can do, since trying to do everything at once is a problem I have often, that and procrastination.
User avatar #2857 - getonpoint (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know what it's like to balance school and a relationship; what's important is that it'll still work out if you both take time for your studies.
And initiative is all you'll need to get through your school situation; just push through any hesitation. Seriously, initiative is like moving a lopsided boulder downhill--past the initial push it'll eventually roll off.
I used to have a problem with procrastination, too. Same biz as boulders, man.
Just push your boulders one at a time. sorry for the awful metaphor
#2617 - I guess it's possible, but I really don't have that kind of de…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2720 - getonpoint (01/29/2015) [-]
It's how badly you want it.
Well, have you been spending enough time with her? What's been going on?
Also, I thought art was about inspiration, not difficulty; is it a side business? What's making it difficult?
User avatar #2724 - konysugandanbitch (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, and I guess I don't want it that bad.
It's been well between us, I just haven't been able to go over as often as I used to, and I feel like it contributes to her not feeling well either.
I do do it out of inspiration, I'm just rather poor at it and I don't have a lot of time to get enough practice in.
User avatar #2729 - getonpoint (01/29/2015) [-]
She doesn't feel well? Is she ill?
I'm sure so long as it's consistent enough (once every 2-3 days, for example) and you have a good reason to stay away, such as work, she'll be understanding of your passion for your work and your art.
And if it is an art you need to practice, that's understandable; consistency is more important than putting in longer practice sessions.
Self-important diligence can get you anywhere, my friend.
User avatar #2789 - konysugandanbitch (01/29/2015) [-]
She has also been depressed and often feels sick. Recently I have barely been able to go over twice a week, a mix between weather, work, and me being overly depressed.
User avatar #2799 - getonpoint (01/29/2015) [-]
Twice a week is good, you're doing a fine job on your end.
So she has physical sickness? Maybe her depression is causing that. Perhaps your girlfriend needs you to be optimistic and positive around her to feel better? Sometimes people reflect our own behavior and feelings like a wavelength kind of thing.
Do you ever do something outside like a walk in the park? Maybe she needs you to be her ray of sunshine. Sometimes it's about influence.

But regardless, weather and work can be bad, but you just have to ride it out. If you feel overly depressed, maybe there's something still bothering you that you need to look into or approach.
I wish I could offer better advice, but it seems like it would help to take things one step at a time--that, and collect your thoughts on all the things troubling you and why.
User avatar #2854 - konysugandanbitch (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, she's in a similar problem with school as I am. I love going outside, walks, hikes, even just going to the store I enjoy. She's not so much an outdoors person, but once spring gets here I am going to get her outside as much as I can.

Taking things slow is probably the best thing I can do, since trying to do everything at once is a problem I have often, that and procrastination.
User avatar #2857 - getonpoint (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know what it's like to balance school and a relationship; what's important is that it'll still work out if you both take time for your studies.
And initiative is all you'll need to get through your school situation; just push through any hesitation. Seriously, initiative is like moving a lopsided boulder downhill--past the initial push it'll eventually roll off.
I used to have a problem with procrastination, too. Same biz as boulders, man.
Just push your boulders one at a time. sorry for the awful metaphor
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#5 - tranquilizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
**tranquilizer rolls 14**
User avatar #2 - buttlord (04/02/2012) [-]
ill leave it here so you remember it

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User avatar #3 to #2 - konysugandanbitch ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
'Kay, thanks.
User avatar #4 to #3 - buttlord (04/02/2012) [-]
no problem
#1 - zoef ONLINE (03/26/2012) [-]
mfw when op actually delivered
mfw when op actually delivered
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