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|#287 - I like how badly pathesix is getting torn now. This is how it …||05/17/2015 on 100% OC||+2|
|#48 - > Jewish > Conservative That's a conflict o… [+] (24 new replies)||03/01/2015 on The Face Of Tumblr||+45|
#140 - wowwat (03/01/2015) [-]
The Democratic Party is the only party to be controlled by the Jews and simultaneously hate them. 70% of Jews are Democratic but the Dems. aren't too fond of Israel. Benjamin Netanyahu is speaking to Congress and 30 Dems. are boycotting him after John Boehner invited him, which he has every legal rite to do as the SOTU is hosted by Congress, not the President.
#165 - killjoyus (03/02/2015) [-]
yup, from what i understand a lot of them do. They think its like they are repenting for their ancestors or some shit. its weird, also does god let people in without foreskin? I think there was a chapter where god said "Foreskins only" if so the born again jews should watch out
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#70 - anonymous (03/01/2015) [-]
Yes. Ethnic Jews are culturally very liberal and vote this way regardless of whether or not they are very religious. Look it up. It's a really strange thing for so many Jews to vote against their own interest.
Jews who vote Democratic are prioritizing domestic social programs above stopping Iran's nuclear proliferation, for example, since a Republican administration would be far tougher on Iran than any Democratic regime. So, if you're a Jew, would you rather elect a Republican president who scales back food stamps slightly but prevents Iran from getting a nuclear bomb, or would you rather elect a Democratic president who expands social programs but is weak abroad and see a nuclear weapon detonated in Tel Aviv? The choice seems simple, but that's not how they typically vote. It's pretty strange.
I guess when they're piles of smoldering Jews on the news one day, liberal Jews will wonder how this all happened, as if Republicans and conservatives haven't been warning them and fighting to prevent this for decades. They just never took it seriously.
#74 - anonymous (03/01/2015) [-]
*there are piles
#66 - hongkonglongdong (03/01/2015) [-]
Ah, well that would explain a lot- I only meant religiously. Because I'm only ethnically Jewish and know fuck-all about actual Jewish culture (my dad being Atheist and my mum being...Christian), I automatically assume anyone else only ethnically Jewish is the same even though that's stupid of me. Just like how I automatically assume anyone on Tumblr's an insane idiot, even though there are a fair few good people on there.
#71 - hongkonglongdong (03/01/2015) [-]
Kind of. It's matrilineal, which is what you're thinking of. Basically, the Judaism runs down the female line. However, they make it so if you have a Jewish relative going back two generations who is also female, you're Jewish. So it's if you have a Jewish mother or grandmother, but not if you have a Jewish father or grandfather.
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