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konradkurze

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konradkurze Avatar Level 368 Comments: FJ Noble
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#40 - well what did you have in mind?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Burntcheese's profile 0
#41 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
can't see what you have, but something i don't have or something i could use
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
seriously
accept friend request, have a look at my items
i only have a few
#45 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
sorry, i don't need or want any of those, collect some other stuff and we'll try again in a few days
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
i dont play the items game i just needed a phanact thingy for a friend on here
#47 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
sorry
User avatar #42 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
seriously what do you want
#43 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
i don't know what you have to offer, but those 2 items are very common
#37 - the thing that looks like a little orange homo  [+] (10 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Burntcheese's profile 0
#39 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
you're going to have to do a lot better than that
User avatar #40 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
well what did you have in mind?
#41 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
can't see what you have, but something i don't have or something i could use
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
seriously
accept friend request, have a look at my items
i only have a few
#45 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
sorry, i don't need or want any of those, collect some other stuff and we'll try again in a few days
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
i dont play the items game i just needed a phanact thingy for a friend on here
#47 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
sorry
User avatar #42 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
seriously what do you want
#43 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
i don't know what you have to offer, but those 2 items are very common
#38 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
yeah, i'll sell 1 of them, just make offer
#60 - had to be done his thirst for friends is so real … 01/23/2015 on Simpsons Comp 8 +10
#52 - Comment deleted 01/22/2015 on Pufferfish -15
#51 - yeah does kinda look likes its saying "AW YISS" 01/22/2015 on Pufferfish +5
#179 - simple recorded fact that norway is the 5th largest consumer o… 01/22/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#9 - joshcat fat bastard  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on (Webtoon Challenge) I Care... +2
User avatar #18 - joshlol (01/23/2015) [-]
im skinny
User avatar #33 - nicetrydingleberry (01/25/2015) [-]
So you're a nigger?
User avatar #34 - joshlol (01/25/2015) [-]
white
#36 - anon (01/27/2015) [-]
skinny white and sexy <3
fuck me pls
#6 - especially with all the fatty acids in the foods you brits eat  [+] (11 new replies) 01/22/2015 on (Webtoon Challenge) I Care... +2
#13 - wanagoloco (01/23/2015) [-]
fatty acids are typicaly a good thing(i.e omega 3 and omega 6 fatty acids, good for heart health), fat is typicaly a bad thing (i.e. butter, grease, lard, etc)
User avatar #7 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
I don't eat fast food
#14 - wanagoloco (01/23/2015) [-]
obviously, because it would get away for you.
User avatar #17 - joshlol (01/23/2015) [-]
harharhar
#21 - wanagoloco (01/23/2015) [-]
So quick Question, why exactly am I supposed to hate you? I think i need the image of Chris Pratt but don't have it saved.
User avatar #22 - joshlol (01/23/2015) [-]
idk
#9 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
joshcat fat bastard
User avatar #18 - joshlol (01/23/2015) [-]
im skinny
User avatar #33 - nicetrydingleberry (01/25/2015) [-]
So you're a nigger?
User avatar #34 - joshlol (01/25/2015) [-]
white
#36 - anon (01/27/2015) [-]
skinny white and sexy <3
fuck me pls
#4 - no friends led to her death aw **** ....people.…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/22/2015 on (Webtoon Challenge) I Care... +30
User avatar #5 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
especially with all the fatty acids in the foods you brits eat

#13 - wanagoloco (01/23/2015) [-]
fatty acids are typicaly a good thing(i.e omega 3 and omega 6 fatty acids, good for heart health), fat is typicaly a bad thing (i.e. butter, grease, lard, etc)
User avatar #7 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
I don't eat fast food
#14 - wanagoloco (01/23/2015) [-]
obviously, because it would get away for you.
User avatar #17 - joshlol (01/23/2015) [-]
harharhar
#21 - wanagoloco (01/23/2015) [-]
So quick Question, why exactly am I supposed to hate you? I think i need the image of Chris Pratt but don't have it saved.
User avatar #22 - joshlol (01/23/2015) [-]
idk
#9 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
joshcat fat bastard
User avatar #18 - joshlol (01/23/2015) [-]
im skinny
User avatar #33 - nicetrydingleberry (01/25/2015) [-]
So you're a nigger?
User avatar #34 - joshlol (01/25/2015) [-]
white
#36 - anon (01/27/2015) [-]
skinny white and sexy <3
fuck me pls
#104 - soooo hes left FJ? 01/22/2015 on Never feel lonely again +1
#347 - well itd be one thing if they kept records of church members f…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Smart, Smart, Smart, Smart,... +1
User avatar #434 - meisterchef (01/26/2015) [-]
What if they convert an atheist/person from a different religion to the church? This way, they have the records of his/her lineage. (Not saying I agree with it. One of the reasons I left the church.)
#350 - salsawin (01/22/2015) [-]
What the LDS church keeps is generally referred to as genealogy--so records of dead people, more than anything. So stuff like birth date/death date, place of birth and place of death, etc. If you're curious, familysearch.org/ is the official genealogy site they use--just plug in a name, and see what there is. Very, very little on living people unless they themselves have uploaded it.
#367 - popeflatus (01/23/2015) [-]
They even baptize people who are dead. Ffs.... Bill Maher UN DOES a MORmON baptism of the dead
#10333231 - **konradkurze rolled user solynaaar ** is the real MVP 01/22/2015 on Autism Board +1
#83 - what happened to him?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Never feel lonely again +1
User avatar #104 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
soooo hes left FJ?
#62 - well im a goth, i like gaming - fallout, minecraft, battl…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2015 on U Wot? 0
User avatar #65 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
You wanna maybe play something sometime?
User avatar #66 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
Yes I'm lonely
User avatar #64 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm from Norway, pretty normal guy, enjoy gaming with my friends.
6"4 blue eyes brown hair if you want a mental image to fap to
#35 - its just rich people assholery showing off how much they can a… 01/22/2015 on Celebrity mansions 0
#61 - a friends reunion would be awesome i can literally he… 01/22/2015 on Tumblr Comp +1
#35 - any chance i can buy your phanact item?  [+] (12 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Burntcheese's profile 0
#36 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
which item is that?
#37 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
the thing that looks like a little orange homo
#39 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
you're going to have to do a lot better than that
User avatar #40 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
well what did you have in mind?
#41 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
can't see what you have, but something i don't have or something i could use
User avatar #44 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
seriously
accept friend request, have a look at my items
i only have a few
#45 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
sorry, i don't need or want any of those, collect some other stuff and we'll try again in a few days
User avatar #46 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
i dont play the items game i just needed a phanact thingy for a friend on here
#47 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
sorry
User avatar #42 - konradkurze (01/23/2015) [-]
seriously what do you want
#43 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
i don't know what you have to offer, but those 2 items are very common
#38 - Burntcheese (01/23/2015) [-]
yeah, i'll sell 1 of them, just make offer
#1256 - JACK can i beg and plead for some FJ points i need the…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/22/2015 on jackmanagan's profile 0
#1257 - lightingmike (01/24/2015) [-]
Sadly, Jack got banned.

I could give fj points to you. Do you want them?

Also, have I seen you before?
User avatar #1258 - konradkurze (01/24/2015) [-]
what did jacks silly ass do to get banned?
#1259 - lightingmike (01/24/2015) [-]
He posted porn on his own profile.
User avatar #1260 - konradkurze (01/24/2015) [-]
can i beg and plead with you for FJ points since jacks not too bright
#1261 - lightingmike (01/24/2015) [-]
Sure!

But one question, have we met before?
User avatar #1262 - konradkurze (01/24/2015) [-]
idk....cant say i remember your name....
#1263 - lightingmike (01/24/2015) [-]
You blocked me.
User avatar #1264 - konradkurze (01/24/2015) [-]
huh
i only block trolls so you must have been silly at some point
#1266 - lightingmike (01/24/2015) [-]
Anyway, send me a request and I'll give you all of my points.

Also, jack's here www.funnyjunk.com/user/katiamanagen
#1267 - konradkurze (01/24/2015) [-]
#1268 - lightingmike (01/24/2015) [-]
No problem!
#1265 - lightingmike (01/24/2015) [-]
I was kind of a noob and a troll back then because this is my first time being on FJ
#5840 - *rattles tin cup* lord Muddy can i plox has FJ points  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
User avatar #5841 - mudkipfucker (01/22/2015) [-]
i like you, but please stop asking for free points. if you want points, i'll trade them for phan act items
#168 - < admin in 10 years 01/22/2015 on Admin doesn't retire from FJ +7
#10333178 - **konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"** **konradkurze ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10333179 - levchenko (01/22/2015) [-]
#57 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2015 on U Wot? 0
User avatar #60 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
So, guy I just got my ass penetrated by.. tell me about youself
User avatar #62 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
well im a goth,
i like gaming - fallout, minecraft, battlefield
love warhammer

you?
User avatar #65 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
You wanna maybe play something sometime?
User avatar #66 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
Yes I'm lonely
User avatar #64 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm from Norway, pretty normal guy, enjoy gaming with my friends.
6"4 blue eyes brown hair if you want a mental image to fap to
User avatar #58 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
Full homo* Sorry autocorrect
#55 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 01/22/2015 on U Wot? 0
User avatar #56 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
No homo tho
#57 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #60 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
So, guy I just got my ass penetrated by.. tell me about youself
User avatar #62 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
well im a goth,
i like gaming - fallout, minecraft, battlefield
love warhammer

you?
User avatar #65 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
You wanna maybe play something sometime?
User avatar #66 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
Yes I'm lonely
User avatar #64 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm from Norway, pretty normal guy, enjoy gaming with my friends.
6"4 blue eyes brown hair if you want a mental image to fap to
User avatar #58 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
Full homo* Sorry autocorrect
#191 - wait put this on the stealth planes normally… 01/22/2015 on SCIENCE +1
#53 - so in short you dont enjoy the buttsex but you like jizzin…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/22/2015 on U Wot? +2
User avatar #54 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
Thank you for rolling dubs to fuck me in the ass
User avatar #55 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #56 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
No homo tho
#57 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #60 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
So, guy I just got my ass penetrated by.. tell me about youself
User avatar #62 - konradkurze (01/22/2015) [-]
well im a goth,
i like gaming - fallout, minecraft, battlefield
love warhammer

you?
User avatar #65 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
You wanna maybe play something sometime?
User avatar #66 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
Yes I'm lonely
User avatar #64 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm from Norway, pretty normal guy, enjoy gaming with my friends.
6"4 blue eyes brown hair if you want a mental image to fap to
User avatar #58 - fittetjuven (01/22/2015) [-]
Full homo* Sorry autocorrect

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#3021 - anon (05/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #3020 - hellomynameisbill (05/28/2015) [-]
Tell me about yourself.
User avatar #3016 - superblade (04/07/2015) [-]
Found you rageblade
#3017 to #3016 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
well ****

he found me
#3022 to #3017 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
The greatest irony is that everytime you actually spew 			****		 on me that you proclaim I do. you exactly do the same thing but worse!    
   
   
Remember the good times when Admin himself said you should stop proxy'ing and you went full &quot;dindunuffin&quot; ?  oooooh and then you got banned
The greatest irony is that everytime you actually spew **** on me that you proclaim I do. you exactly do the same thing but worse!


Remember the good times when Admin himself said you should stop proxy'ing and you went full "dindunuffin" ? oooooh and then you got banned
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - superblade (04/07/2015) [-]
Yet and it all because of ************
#3019 to #3018 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
the Canadians know!   
shut it down!
the Canadians know!
shut it down!
#3015 - anon (04/07/2015) [-]
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#3014 - anon (03/27/2015) [-]
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#3013 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
Hey rageblade nice account
#3012 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
I love posting these images here Rageblade   
   
Cause no matter what, you can't remove them cause you can't take it    
   
   
Let it rip cowardkurze :^)
I love posting these images here Rageblade

Cause no matter what, you can't remove them cause you can't take it


Let it rip cowardkurze :^)
#3011 - anon (03/15/2015) [-]
#3010 - anon (03/14/2015) [-]
#3009 - evilicious (03/13/2015) [-]
Show me what you've got!
#3008 - anon (03/08/2015) [-]
#3009 - supervillian (02/28/2015) [-]


holy **** what a gigantic faggot
#3008 - anon (02/27/2015) [-]
rest in peace in pieces
User avatar #3007 - syrianassassin (02/07/2015) [-]
u dead?
#3006 - anon (01/28/2015) [-]
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#3005 - anon (01/27/2015) [-]
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