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#152 - england had a chance to cleanse thew world of the apes and the…  [+] (42 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Knees weak, arms are heavy +1
User avatar #153 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
I can't tell white people and black people apart any more

both like tea
#154 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
even blind people can tell them apart
why cant you
User avatar #155 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
They both drink tea
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
one makes tea the other steals it
User avatar #157 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Well atleast they don't dump it in the sea like those barbaric americans
User avatar #163 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
And I make a special celebrity appearance

That's the best post made
User avatar #164 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
with you and your weed tea

plus i know i showed you that post back in august when i made it

weeds making you forget shit turty
User avatar #165 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
But weed doesn't affect your memory. But weed doesn't affect your memory.
User avatar #166 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #167 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah right like i'm going to believe a ring tone over shady asian dealers
User avatar #168 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
the dial tone is in your head bruh

i could ask how many times you forgot shit while you were high but you probably forgot those moments happened
User avatar #177 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Drinking hot chocolate like a 5 year old or a grandma

Grow up or grow down fagit
User avatar #198 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
bit late to try asking for mercy
User avatar #196 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah but why take a chance

turtletroll confirmed permanent troll
User avatar #197 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Judge not less you be judge judy yourself
User avatar #194 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
ill just mark you down on the same page as 'always trolling' like damping
User avatar #195 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
But I might not be trolling
User avatar #192 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
so a turtle lied to me when he said hes not relaly a troll
User avatar #193 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Or am I lying now?
User avatar #190 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
turtletroll is officially a troll
#191 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Good one Sherlock what gave it away
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
nope
youre the one getting edgy over tea
#189 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Taking anything I say seriously
#186 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
4everastoned
stonerloner

joshlol has more chances to get laid
because he doesnt spend all his money on drugs
#187 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Looks like I touched a nerve
User avatar #184 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah keep drinking your tea in england the land of girls so ugly you cant tell if theyre girls or guys....to be soon not mattering when they're all wearing burkhas

ill be here drinking swiss hot chocolate with tons of choice of girls so hot they make my hot chocolate boil

#185 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
2ugly4me
#182 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
hot chocolate
for people who actually got game to get girls
aka not brits
User avatar #183 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Right now there are plenty of girls who would fuck benedict cumberbatch or matt smith just because they're british

And they're both ugly as fuck
#180 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
Tea: for starch arse homo limeys who are formal as hell
User avatar #181 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Maybe I could read you a bed time story with that hot chocolate
User avatar #178 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
tea is for bloody starch-arse limeys with crumpets jammed up their backsides
User avatar #179 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Don't you think it's bed time for little boys
User avatar #169 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Why would I listen to my brain

it's high as fuck

considerlefollowing
User avatar #174 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
well if other danes are anything like caffeinecommissar...they drink near fatal amounts of coffee
User avatar #176 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
right
coffee is shit
i tried some and it was like someone found a way of turning toasted bread into a drink

hot chocolate master race
User avatar #175 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
tea>coffee
User avatar #172 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
then we'll send you to denmark to hook up with caffeinecommissar

theres so many stoners in denmark they actually took over a city called christiania
User avatar #173 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Well what else do danes do but go to bakeries and smoke weed
User avatar #170 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
we need to take you to syrianassassins place
he'll get you stoned to shit
User avatar #171 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Not the right kind of stoned
#149 - ahhh britainistan land of kebabs who drink tea  [+] (44 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Knees weak, arms are heavy +1
#151 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Not just kebabs who take tea seriously here in good ol Britannia
User avatar #152 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
england had a chance to cleanse thew world of the apes and they ruined it and now the apes fight back and ruin england
User avatar #153 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
I can't tell white people and black people apart any more

both like tea
#154 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
even blind people can tell them apart
why cant you
User avatar #155 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
They both drink tea
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
one makes tea the other steals it
User avatar #157 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Well atleast they don't dump it in the sea like those barbaric americans
User avatar #163 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
And I make a special celebrity appearance

That's the best post made
User avatar #164 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
with you and your weed tea

plus i know i showed you that post back in august when i made it

weeds making you forget shit turty
User avatar #165 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
But weed doesn't affect your memory. But weed doesn't affect your memory.
User avatar #166 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #167 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah right like i'm going to believe a ring tone over shady asian dealers
User avatar #168 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
the dial tone is in your head bruh

i could ask how many times you forgot shit while you were high but you probably forgot those moments happened
User avatar #177 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Drinking hot chocolate like a 5 year old or a grandma

Grow up or grow down fagit
User avatar #198 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
bit late to try asking for mercy
User avatar #196 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah but why take a chance

turtletroll confirmed permanent troll
User avatar #197 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Judge not less you be judge judy yourself
User avatar #194 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
ill just mark you down on the same page as 'always trolling' like damping
User avatar #195 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
But I might not be trolling
User avatar #192 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
so a turtle lied to me when he said hes not relaly a troll
User avatar #193 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Or am I lying now?
User avatar #190 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
turtletroll is officially a troll
#191 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Good one Sherlock what gave it away
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
nope
youre the one getting edgy over tea
#189 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Taking anything I say seriously
#186 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
4everastoned
stonerloner

joshlol has more chances to get laid
because he doesnt spend all his money on drugs
#187 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Looks like I touched a nerve
User avatar #184 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah keep drinking your tea in england the land of girls so ugly you cant tell if theyre girls or guys....to be soon not mattering when they're all wearing burkhas

ill be here drinking swiss hot chocolate with tons of choice of girls so hot they make my hot chocolate boil

#185 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
2ugly4me
#182 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
hot chocolate
for people who actually got game to get girls
aka not brits
User avatar #183 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Right now there are plenty of girls who would fuck benedict cumberbatch or matt smith just because they're british

And they're both ugly as fuck
#180 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
Tea: for starch arse homo limeys who are formal as hell
User avatar #181 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Maybe I could read you a bed time story with that hot chocolate
User avatar #178 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
tea is for bloody starch-arse limeys with crumpets jammed up their backsides
User avatar #179 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Don't you think it's bed time for little boys
User avatar #169 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Why would I listen to my brain

it's high as fuck

considerlefollowing
User avatar #174 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
well if other danes are anything like caffeinecommissar...they drink near fatal amounts of coffee
User avatar #176 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
right
coffee is shit
i tried some and it was like someone found a way of turning toasted bread into a drink

hot chocolate master race
User avatar #175 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
tea>coffee
User avatar #172 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
then we'll send you to denmark to hook up with caffeinecommissar

theres so many stoners in denmark they actually took over a city called christiania
User avatar #173 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Well what else do danes do but go to bakeries and smoke weed
User avatar #170 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
we need to take you to syrianassassins place
he'll get you stoned to shit
User avatar #171 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Not the right kind of stoned
#273 - im kinda crazy, BUT seeing some of the people on this site mak… 01/20/2015 on What makes you feel like... +1
#147 - well ill put it this way germany's leadership is so …  [+] (46 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Knees weak, arms are heavy +1
User avatar #148 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
But out leaders are hard motherfuckers who don't take no shit

Unless it's from america then we totally take shit
User avatar #149 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
ahhh britainistan
land of kebabs who drink tea

#151 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Not just kebabs who take tea seriously here in good ol Britannia
User avatar #152 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
england had a chance to cleanse thew world of the apes and they ruined it and now the apes fight back and ruin england
User avatar #153 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
I can't tell white people and black people apart any more

both like tea
#154 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
even blind people can tell them apart
why cant you
User avatar #155 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
They both drink tea
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
one makes tea the other steals it
User avatar #157 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Well atleast they don't dump it in the sea like those barbaric americans
User avatar #163 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
And I make a special celebrity appearance

That's the best post made
User avatar #164 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
with you and your weed tea

plus i know i showed you that post back in august when i made it

weeds making you forget shit turty
User avatar #165 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
But weed doesn't affect your memory. But weed doesn't affect your memory.
User avatar #166 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #167 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah right like i'm going to believe a ring tone over shady asian dealers
User avatar #168 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
the dial tone is in your head bruh

i could ask how many times you forgot shit while you were high but you probably forgot those moments happened
User avatar #177 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Drinking hot chocolate like a 5 year old or a grandma

Grow up or grow down fagit
User avatar #198 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
bit late to try asking for mercy
User avatar #196 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah but why take a chance

turtletroll confirmed permanent troll
User avatar #197 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Judge not less you be judge judy yourself
User avatar #194 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
ill just mark you down on the same page as 'always trolling' like damping
User avatar #195 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
But I might not be trolling
User avatar #192 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
so a turtle lied to me when he said hes not relaly a troll
User avatar #193 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Or am I lying now?
User avatar #190 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
turtletroll is officially a troll
#191 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Good one Sherlock what gave it away
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
nope
youre the one getting edgy over tea
#189 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Taking anything I say seriously
#186 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
4everastoned
stonerloner

joshlol has more chances to get laid
because he doesnt spend all his money on drugs
#187 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Looks like I touched a nerve
User avatar #184 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah keep drinking your tea in england the land of girls so ugly you cant tell if theyre girls or guys....to be soon not mattering when they're all wearing burkhas

ill be here drinking swiss hot chocolate with tons of choice of girls so hot they make my hot chocolate boil

#185 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
2ugly4me
#182 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
hot chocolate
for people who actually got game to get girls
aka not brits
User avatar #183 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Right now there are plenty of girls who would fuck benedict cumberbatch or matt smith just because they're british

And they're both ugly as fuck
#180 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
Tea: for starch arse homo limeys who are formal as hell
User avatar #181 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Maybe I could read you a bed time story with that hot chocolate
User avatar #178 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
tea is for bloody starch-arse limeys with crumpets jammed up their backsides
User avatar #179 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Don't you think it's bed time for little boys
User avatar #169 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Why would I listen to my brain

it's high as fuck

considerlefollowing
User avatar #174 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
well if other danes are anything like caffeinecommissar...they drink near fatal amounts of coffee
User avatar #176 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
right
coffee is shit
i tried some and it was like someone found a way of turning toasted bread into a drink

hot chocolate master race
User avatar #175 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
tea>coffee
User avatar #172 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
then we'll send you to denmark to hook up with caffeinecommissar

theres so many stoners in denmark they actually took over a city called christiania
User avatar #173 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Well what else do danes do but go to bakeries and smoke weed
User avatar #170 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
we need to take you to syrianassassins place
he'll get you stoned to shit
User avatar #171 - turtletroll (01/20/2015) [-]
Not the right kind of stoned
#13 - yeah i dont see damping letting me eat him with the r… 01/20/2015 on 'Murica! +1
#5 - **konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **konradkurze rolls 7*… 01/19/2015 on 'Murica! +1
#3 - but..... i cant eat you damping....cannibalism is illegal in usa  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2015 on 'Murica! +1
#8 - nexdemise (01/20/2015) [-]
Cannibalism is not illegal. Getting the body however generally is, since few people consent to being eaten.
User avatar #13 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah i dont see damping letting me eat him

with the rule 'you are what you eat' he wont want me getting his freedoms
#4 - damping (01/19/2015) [-]
Nothing is illegal in the US
User avatar #5 - konradkurze (01/19/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 7**

how should damping be cooked

1-2 baked
3-4 Fried
5-6 grilled
7-8 boiled
9-0 steak tartar
#13734 - forever alone batjosh?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
User avatar #13737 - joshlol (01/20/2015) [-]
yes
#13733 - **konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"** **konradkurze roll…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
#13734 - konradkurze (01/19/2015) [-]
forever alone batjosh?
User avatar #13737 - joshlol (01/20/2015) [-]
yes
#789 - when Obama says, we is the master race Fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on damping's profile 0
User avatar #831 - walhor (02/10/2015) [-]
The irony that this video has been taken down
#1 - this is the part where Damping starts preaching 'american master race'  [+] (7 new replies) 01/19/2015 on 'Murica! -7
#2 - damping (01/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #24 - salihzzz (01/20/2015) [-]
i've heard of you two
User avatar #3 - konradkurze (01/19/2015) [-]
but.....
i cant eat you damping....cannibalism is illegal in usa
#8 - nexdemise (01/20/2015) [-]
Cannibalism is not illegal. Getting the body however generally is, since few people consent to being eaten.
User avatar #13 - konradkurze (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah i dont see damping letting me eat him

with the rule 'you are what you eat' he wont want me getting his freedoms
#4 - damping (01/19/2015) [-]
Nothing is illegal in the US
User avatar #5 - konradkurze (01/19/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 7**

how should damping be cooked

1-2 baked
3-4 Fried
5-6 grilled
7-8 boiled
9-0 steak tartar
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User avatar #38 - konradkurze (01/19/2015) [-]
caffeinecommissar, get your drunken ass over here
#13696 - you knew and you didnt warn us the **** bruh  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
#13697 - imboyo (01/19/2015) [-]
I was young and foolish.

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