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Date Signed Up:6/20/2012
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#62 - I can't find it. You'll have to settle for "I got my head…  [+] (1 reply) 09/29/2016 on First Time Arizona Desert... 0
#63 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Solid parenting
#60 - I'm trying to find the picture of me. It's so bad... I have af…  [+] (3 replies) 09/29/2016 on First Time Arizona Desert... 0
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#61 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Sounds like a defacto-Liberce getup.
#62 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I can't find it. You'll have to settle for "I got my head stuck in my potty trainer and my Dad refused to help me get it off until Mom came home with the camera" Circa 1996, colorized
#63 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Solid parenting
#58 - I was raised by an Italian family (the kind of greasy kind) so…  [+] (5 replies) 09/29/2016 on First Time Arizona Desert... 0
#59 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
As an Italian, I can confirm that is exactly something we would do.
#60 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I'm trying to find the picture of me. It's so bad... I have aforementioned attire on and a lasso with my boot up on the bumper of my Dad's shitty Toyota truck. I'm pretty sure I'm wearing purple jeans too...
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#61 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Sounds like a defacto-Liberce getup.
#62 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I can't find it. You'll have to settle for "I got my head stuck in my potty trainer and my Dad refused to help me get it off until Mom came home with the camera" Circa 1996, colorized
#63 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Solid parenting
#56 - OH YEAH?! WELL I MOVED TO AZ FROM KOREA THE LEVEL OF SEAWEED A…  [+] (8 replies) 09/29/2016 on First Time Arizona Desert... +1
#57 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
There is an alarmingly high level of Koreans at my university, and not the good kind, the "Fashion-Forward-I-Come-From-A-Rich-Family" kind of Korean.

I saw one driving a motherfucking MINIONS THEMED MUSTANG FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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#64 - shadowavion (09/29/2016) [-]
exactly I live with 2 roommates who are from the Philippines and they both talk about how they were raised in 10 bedroom house with live in maids and their own personal drivers but they weren't rich they tell me
#58 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I was raised by an Italian family (the kind of greasy kind) so I have absolutely zero fashion sense.

My dad thought it was funny to dress me up in cowboy boots, wranglers, flannels, and cowboy hats until I was old enough to realize I looked like I came straight out of "Shanghai Noon".
#59 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
As an Italian, I can confirm that is exactly something we would do.
#60 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I'm trying to find the picture of me. It's so bad... I have aforementioned attire on and a lasso with my boot up on the bumper of my Dad's shitty Toyota truck. I'm pretty sure I'm wearing purple jeans too...
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#61 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Sounds like a defacto-Liberce getup.
#62 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I can't find it. You'll have to settle for "I got my head stuck in my potty trainer and my Dad refused to help me get it off until Mom came home with the camera" Circa 1996, colorized
#63 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Solid parenting
#54 - **** man, I just moved from Phoenix to Baltimore. ****** so gr…  [+] (10 replies) 09/29/2016 on First Time Arizona Desert... 0
#55 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Motherfucker I moved here from Washington State. The level of green in my life went from 11 to -5.

The temperature also went from an average high of like 79 to 115.

Wake me up, wake me up inside, can't wake up, wake me up inside.
SAVE MEEEEEE
#56 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
OH YEAH?! WELL I MOVED TO AZ FROM KOREA THE LEVEL OF SEAWEED AND ROTTING FISH SMELL IN MY LIFE WENT FROM 9 TO -INFINITY

I'm actually adopted from Korea
I came over here when I was 5 months old
#57 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
There is an alarmingly high level of Koreans at my university, and not the good kind, the "Fashion-Forward-I-Come-From-A-Rich-Family" kind of Korean.

I saw one driving a motherfucking MINIONS THEMED MUSTANG FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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#64 - shadowavion (09/29/2016) [-]
exactly I live with 2 roommates who are from the Philippines and they both talk about how they were raised in 10 bedroom house with live in maids and their own personal drivers but they weren't rich they tell me
#58 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I was raised by an Italian family (the kind of greasy kind) so I have absolutely zero fashion sense.

My dad thought it was funny to dress me up in cowboy boots, wranglers, flannels, and cowboy hats until I was old enough to realize I looked like I came straight out of "Shanghai Noon".
#59 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
As an Italian, I can confirm that is exactly something we would do.
#60 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I'm trying to find the picture of me. It's so bad... I have aforementioned attire on and a lasso with my boot up on the bumper of my Dad's shitty Toyota truck. I'm pretty sure I'm wearing purple jeans too...
User avatar
#61 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Sounds like a defacto-Liberce getup.
#62 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/29/2016) [-]
I can't find it. You'll have to settle for "I got my head stuck in my potty trainer and my Dad refused to help me get it off until Mom came home with the camera" Circa 1996, colorized
#63 - slayerdog (09/29/2016) [-]
Solid parenting
#3 - What did they mix moanman with in the eyepatch one? I can't remember  [+] (1 reply) 05/02/2016 on This guy moaned at least... +2
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#4 - anametoremember (05/02/2016) [-]
Soundtrack of Metal Gear Solid V.
SINS OF THE FATHER METAL GEAR SOLID 5 E3 2013 THEME
#43 - This is literally from the Saturday Night Live skit where wann…  [+] (3 replies) 01/21/2016 on matt -4
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#61 - nachobeldavid (01/21/2016) [-]
What? Bullshit. Where's your proof?
#46 - Glitched (01/21/2016) [-]
it says that on the box.
you literally typed a bunch of words that the content made irrelevant.
literally.
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#53 - mondominiman (01/21/2016) [-]
Well shit I thought it was just advertising another show on the package. I've never seen either of them so I thought this was some background guy