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Date Signed Up:4/28/2011
Last Login:3/26/2015
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Comment Ranking:#10498
Highest Content Rank:#14
Highest Comment Rank:#127
Content Thumbs: 149120 total,  165146 ,  16026
Comment Thumbs: 16750 total,  19840 ,  3090
Content Level Progress: 90.89% (9089/10000)
Level 314 Content: Wizard → Level 315 Content: Wizard
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Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:98
Content Views:3635258
Times Content Favorited:7719 times
Total Comments Made:2451
FJ Points:9490
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#47 - I think it's only fair for atheists to point out stupidity wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Seth MacFarlane 0
User avatar #56 - sircool (08/20/2014) [-]
people watch the fucking show for comedy, not a political/religious lesson.
#3 - You can always tell when someone lies about weed... I…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Greentext time! +8
User avatar #16 - keyebaus (08/20/2014) [-]
really depends on the weed. I guess what this guy had might be like the opposite of a bad trip
User avatar #14 - anusraper (08/20/2014) [-]
it depends on your state of mind at the moment and the company you're with, and ofcourse the sort of weed you're smoking m8
User avatar #9 - spidermehn (08/20/2014) [-]
Dude i get really horny man
#6 - swiggityswooty (08/20/2014) [-]
not if youre new to it, then you get weird.
#7 - hakuna (08/20/2014) [-]
Never to the point where you do stupid shit you could never dream of sober. You always know what you're doing in the moment.
User avatar #10 - Faz (08/20/2014) [-]
It hits people differently, i do stupid things but not to the level of that in the post, when walking down the stairs i randomly thought "Jump" and then jumped down half of the stairs and lead on the floor at the bottom for like 5 minutes winded, i was walking home from a friends house in the cold and started shivering and my mind instantly thought "Im on a motorbike" due to the shivering being like the vibration you get on a motorbike and i ran down the street revving and making motorbike noises (i was 18 at the time btw not 12 as you might think from that). It depends on what type of person you are on how it effects you, if you're childish it will get amplified, if you're serious you'll get a nice buzz.
#15 - harleycurnow (08/20/2014) [-]
Pretty much this. I was once walking over a grass field pretty early in the morning that was a little frosty. My brain decided it looked like snow, even though i knew what it really was i just stared making skiing motions because the way my arms swung felt really smooth.
#11 - hakuna (08/20/2014) [-]
Ye true, I've had the thought of being massaging a person even though I just held a cake in my hand. But as you say, for those who would want to try it and never has, you're always in full control of your body. Like if you want to act cool and doesn't wanna do stuff, you can easily just control your body. If you let your mind free and just relax fully, then you'll do some funny stupid shit, but never to the point of like cutting off your dick or some shit.
User avatar #4 - WootBoot (08/20/2014) [-]
Maybe they had really strong accents
#12 - Why do adults watch childrens shows?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on P & F... -1
User avatar #13 - bendingtimeisgood (08/20/2014) [-]
Because a lot of them are funny and entertaining.
#37 - Don't know why people hate Seth all of a sudden... Ye…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Seth MacFarlane +8
User avatar #50 - sugoi (08/20/2014) [-]
Whats hating Seth got to do with Anime and Cartoons?

I mean I get he makes cartoons but so what? Just cause I dislike M. Night Shyamalan doesn't mean I'm swearing off movies.
User avatar #45 - Lainge (08/20/2014) [-]
watch the family guy episode where meg outs brain for being an atheist and tell me seth isn't a huge jackass
User avatar #47 - kodex (08/20/2014) [-]
I think it's only fair for atheists to point out stupidity within religion. Religion doesn't shut up about how America should work, not teaching evolution in certain schools, book-burnings, stupid religious shit...
User avatar #56 - sircool (08/20/2014) [-]
people watch the fucking show for comedy, not a political/religious lesson.
User avatar #40 - thechosentroll (08/20/2014) [-]
People don't hate the comedy aspects of his shows. They hate how he uses them to force his views on others. Literally every time Brain opens his mouth, it's just Seth sharing his political views. Coincidentally, that's why Brain became a douchebag in the later seasons.
#488 - An executive-like dress.. 08/20/2014 on Transvestites 0
#22 - That means you end up walking towards it 180º would … 08/19/2014 on Real Facts -1
#12 - Picture 08/19/2014 on You best enlarge, son 0
#3615 - **kodex rolls 52,116** yeah 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#4 - I can't even thumb down your comment...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on WTF -3
User avatar #5 - joshlol (08/12/2014) [-]
you're subscribed to me just so you can thumb down my shit? lol
User avatar #6 - uzbekistan (08/12/2014) [-]
That's funny and pathetic.
#6 - 2SOON  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on RIP IN PEACE 0
User avatar #9 - marioisbestpony (08/12/2014) [-]
kill yourself
#8 - Uhhhh.... 08/12/2014 on Dat ass +7
#14 - WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS! 08/12/2014 on Dorito mode 0
#36 - GOTTA GO FAST 08/12/2014 on Italian Oven-Baked Flat Bread +49
#141 - Picture 08/12/2014 on SKELETONS -2
#11 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2014 on That's how it works, right? +379
#141 - ciacheczko (08/11/2014) [-]
To hobos, change comes from within people's wallets.
#135 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
#107 - pendeja (08/11/2014) [-]
saw the top comment right above this one and thought this was referring to cash change
#20 - ledhendrix (08/10/2014) [-]
I agree, but...
#2645 - **kodex rolled image ** Gay 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#26 - You don't dream when you're having surgery.I've had it 3 times… 08/09/2014 on maximum overderp 0
#34 - We a born and placed in a box, drive round in a box, watch our… 08/08/2014 on I love the nothing box +3
#13 - Picture 08/07/2014 on the cold war 0
#12 - George Carlin said that...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on the cold war 0
#13 - kodex (08/07/2014) [-]
#9 - >Right click >Loop 08/05/2014 on High Quality webm +1
#2 - Who hurt you Schnizel?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Morals +55
User avatar #33 - undeadwill (08/06/2014) [-]
Me.
User avatar #3 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
Noone.
User avatar #4 - ohhh (08/05/2014) [-]
You can tell us, how big was it?
User avatar #36 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Like a rekting ball.
#3 - Sauce is KSIOlajideBT 08/05/2014 on White Folk +4
#4 - This is the only thing I've seen Radiohead ever being mentione…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Rising to the occasion. +1
#5 - umppis (08/05/2014) [-]
4chan.org/mu/

There you go, have a nice circlejerk
#9 - Most of these are from The Simpsons... 08/05/2014 on Tumblr opens up some stores 0

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kodex only allows comments from friends.
 
#62 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi kodex! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
User avatar #63 to #62 - kodex (03/24/2015) [-]
poor buggers
User avatar #60 - thelonelyfeel (10/03/2012) [-]
Y U CORRECT MY SPELLING ERRORS BUT STILL USE THE AVATAR I MADE YOU?!
User avatar #61 to #60 - kodex (10/03/2012) [-]
I don't know...

It's a good avatar, why change it?
User avatar #58 - thelonelyfeel (09/14/2012) [-]
You're still using the avatar I made you in 2011? I feel loved.
User avatar #59 to #58 - thelonelyfeel (09/14/2012) [-]
Apparently I made this comment 2 month ago XD
#56 - blartonfairweather (08/19/2012) [-]
You, sir, are amazing at making comics :DD   
   
Keep it up! Really good stuff! I subbed :3
You, sir, are amazing at making comics :DD

Keep it up! Really good stuff! I subbed :3
User avatar #57 to #56 - kodex (08/19/2012) [-]
thanks :)
#51 - rummler (08/19/2012) [-]
>sees content
>looks at description
"accepting all friend request
>prays to god
>accepts it
MFW

in return i shall give you a decently good item my new friend
User avatar #49 - zeusmm (08/19/2012) [-]
dood, how do ya get so many thumbs or your contents went to FP? my contents which went to FP are only like 8 out of 26 contents
(newbie here:p)
User avatar #50 to #49 - kodex (08/19/2012) [-]
I have no idea. Just try and post stuff that hasn't been seen here in ages. Or make something new...
User avatar #52 to #50 - zeusmm (08/19/2012) [-]
i dont do reposts :p
but ok i'll make more OCs :p
User avatar #53 to #52 - kodex (08/19/2012) [-]
YAY :D
#54 to #53 - zeusmm (08/19/2012) [-]
but when i do, the repost got thumbed down (which will never happened)
#48 - lonzie (08/18/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for accepting the friend request.
#45 - blartonfairweather (08/15/2012) [-]
What's going on, mn?
What's going on, mn?
User avatar #46 to #45 - kodex (08/15/2012) [-]
wha-?
User avatar #34 - thelonelyfeel (07/16/2012) [-]
You are still using the gif I made you for your avatar...I feel loved.
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User avatar #26 to #39 - kodex (11/29/2011) [-]
why?
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User avatar #28 to #41 - kodex (11/29/2011) [-]
neutral...
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#16 - silentkiler (04/30/2011) [-]
holy **** dude, you have 2 days and too many frontpages, youre awesome
User avatar #17 to #19 - kodex (05/01/2011) [-]
It may may not seem it but im putting alot of effort into the comics. Thanks for the compliment, I really appreciate it. :D
#15 - toothlessthedragon (04/30/2011) [-]
things your gonna do after yo become famous on FJ
#13 - shapeshiftragain (04/30/2011) [-]
sweet content, man :D You're the guy noob FJers like me want to be. keep it up :)
sweet content, man :D You're the guy noob FJers like me want to be. keep it up :)
User avatar #14 to #15 - kodex (04/30/2011) [-]
If you see the day I signed up, you'll call me a noob......
User avatar #7 - bobJML (04/30/2011) [-]
I actually kind of like your comics, subscribed.
User avatar #8 to #7 - kodex (04/30/2011) [-]
Thank you bob, appreciate everything :)
#9 to #8 - bobJML (04/30/2011) [-]
You're an welcome.
User avatar #10 to #9 - kodex (04/30/2011) [-]
I just realized your proper famous On FJ... I'm honoured...
#11 to #10 - bobJML (04/30/2011) [-]
...or AM I?
...or AM I?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kodex (04/30/2011) [-]
Believe it or not, I'm watching a transvestite comedian on my xbox...
User avatar #19 to #4 - kodex (05/01/2011) [-]
Exactly my friend, his latest show, stripped!!!
#18 to #4 - Maranaa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - thesandwhichmaker (04/30/2011) [-]
okay... thats random
i'm playing portal 2
User avatar #6 to #5 - kodex (04/30/2011) [-]
I want that game... On ps3 or xbox?
#1 - toothlessthedragon (04/29/2011) [-]
nice oc man
nice oc man
User avatar #2 to #1 - kodex (04/29/2011) [-]
Thank you sir, thank you
 
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