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knightems

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Gender: male
Age: 71
Date Signed Up:3/19/2013
Last Login:7/27/2015
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#67 - sleep tight puppers 07/26/2015 on puppy update 0
#78 - She needs at least 10 binder clips to hold her saggy skin together  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on What's your excuse? +6
User avatar #83 - facetiousrunner (07/26/2015) [-]
you can get that removed with more surgery
#368 - **knightems used "*roll 1, 0-99999*"** **knightems rolls 62,504** 07/22/2015 on Zombie Roll Game 0
#679 - A waifu pillow AND dubs? I'm ok with this. 07/21/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#676 - **knightems used "*roll picture*"** **knightems rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#679 - knightems (07/21/2015) [-]
A waifu pillow AND dubs? I'm ok with this.
#857 - **knightems used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **knightems rolls 95** … 07/21/2015 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#50 - **knightems used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **knightems rolls 260** 07/21/2015 on When i thumb up a comment... -1
#63 - I think the Character "Scott Pilgrim" can't be truly…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2015 on Mortal Kombat 0
User avatar #69 - centraldogma (07/21/2015) [-]
landartheconqueror knows what's up. You might enjoy it or it might deviate too much from the source material for you to like, but it's definitely worth a shot.
User avatar #64 - landartheconqueror (07/21/2015) [-]
it's completely true, but it is still a great, well-done movie.
#103 - **knightems used "*roll picture*"** **knightems rolled ima… 07/21/2015 on No Resisting 0
#346 - >implying I would even be able to take one bite before Musc… 07/21/2015 on You have to eat what you... 0

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User avatar #681 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/08/2015) [-]
Hey man, how have you been?
User avatar #682 to #681 - knightems (07/08/2015) [-]
Just ok buddy, and how about you? I've just been chilling a lot recently trying to get a new job. I'm still in Asia just trying to figure out what to do next.
User avatar #683 to #682 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/08/2015) [-]
That's good man, I'm good too thanks. So how is it going in Asia?
User avatar #684 to #683 - knightems (07/09/2015) [-]
Alright i'd say, there's going to be Typhoons here soon...actually 3 will hit this country in a week. It might get really bad. I've been going to the gym trying to get in better shape as well so hopefully in a few more months i'll be sexy as **** .
User avatar #685 to #684 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Damn that sucks, there was actually a minor earthquake where I used to live, seems like the world is ending lol

That's great man, I need to start working out, I've been letting myself go. I've gained 30-40 pounds in a year, but its hard to get motivated to eat healthy and exercise, for me anyways.
User avatar #686 to #685 - knightems (07/09/2015) [-]
Honestly eating healthy is much harder than exercising for me. I can go to the gym for an hour and a half no problem and work hard...But if I don't eat for a few hours my gf or her parents WILL buy me food (usually bad/fatty foods) they don't trust that I can feed myself because I'm not working right now. If i'm really hungry enough to eat alone I'll eat an apple or fruit but I have no say when they buy me things. There are many Earthquakes in this country, I've experienced at least 5 since I've been here. Luckily no bad ones yet, and all of the buildings are built earthquake proof (unless built by Chinese contractors). I think I don't need to lose weight, I just need to change it to muscle. I'm 6ft 194 pounds. If I can change all the extra fat to muscle I'll be built and sexy. I'm motivated by the fact that I'm paying $30/month for a brand new gym, and there are MANY sexy ladies in there. Not gonna lie I like to watch some girls on the treadmill while I'm doing Cardio. You always run harder next to a sexy girl. I might need to get my own place just to diet correctly though haha.
User avatar #687 to #686 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, my dad usually makes dinner and if he's not in the mood he'll just get fast food. But within the next few months I'm gonna start eating better, hopefully.

That's pretty good man, I'm 5'8'' and went from 115 pounds to close to 150, which is a little more healthier in a way but it's mostly fat, I also need to change it to muscle. I might start bulking.

And yeah, exercising next to sexy women can be motivating, but I just lift weights at home personally.
User avatar #688 to #687 - knightems (07/09/2015) [-]
The good thing for us is, if you gained the fat in such a short time, its a lot easier to lose it than someone who has been fat for 5+ years. Hopefully when I'm working my new job, i'll be more active, with time for the gym, and money for my own place. It's been one month for me and I've increased the weight I lift by a lot I think. The first few months you can see high growth but I've never really worked out my arms before so it might be half a year before I'm truly fit. I think running 2+ miles every other day is a good start though, and lifting 35Kgs+ depending on the machine/exercise. I just need to get rid of my belly and I'll be extremely happy. Damn beer....
User avatar #689 to #688 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I still have a pretty high metabolism so it will be kind of easy to lose the weight. But yeah, I've been drinking a lot and that's what is probably giving me the belly and weight besides the fast food. Personally I don't care if I have abs I just need to get my belly a little more smaller and my hips and I'll be fine.
User avatar #690 to #689 - knightems (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah I feel you, it's good that you're still at that age that you can lose it easily. I think it would be good if you looked into cooking for yourself and for your dad. Even just making a salad or baked chicken would be better than eating fast food. I try to avoid it as much as possible. It's the same for me though, belly and hips should go down. Upper body and legs are fine. it's just this damn middle haha. I also need to learn to sleep early and eat breakfast and be more active. It's hard when I don't have many friends around here who are down for that stuff.
User avatar #691 to #690 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah man, I'm thinking like just cooking chicken breasts, salmon, burgers and eating tuna and fruits and vegetables. It should help, that's how i lost weight and gained muscles a couple years ago.

I know how you feel, my gut pisses me off and my sleeping schedule changes all the time. Especially since I don' have anything to do I tend to stay up later but then get up later, and it's not good, I eat my 'breakfast' at dinner time and basically have 2 meals a day if I'm lucky, other than that it's munching on berries or chips and stuff.
User avatar #676 - luluwho (05/09/2015) [-]
Please delete 671
User avatar #675 - luluwho (05/09/2015) [-]
Pyrain would like that cat pie
User avatar #678 to #675 - knightems (05/09/2015) [-]
okey!!
User avatar #672 - luluwho (05/09/2015) [-]
What ?
User avatar #673 to #672 - knightems (05/09/2015) [-]
sorry I dont wanna sell the lotto tickets I send them to my main account usually when i have 10+
User avatar #674 to #673 - luluwho (05/09/2015) [-]
Oops
User avatar #670 - luluwho (05/04/2015) [-]
Hope you're coming back tonight
User avatar #667 - luluwho (05/03/2015) [-]
Roses
User avatar #668 to #667 - knightems (05/03/2015) [-]
Send for any price you like! You've been helping me a lot lately!
User avatar #669 to #668 - luluwho (05/03/2015) [-]
Picking as fast as I can.
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User avatar #661 - luluwho (05/03/2015) [-]
You haz more than 206, what's your count now ?
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User avatar #655 to #652 - knightems (05/02/2015) [-]
how about 20 each?
User avatar #653 to #652 - knightems (05/02/2015) [-]
would 25 each be asking too much?
User avatar #657 to #653 - luluwho (05/02/2015) [-]
Each set or each peice ?
User avatar #658 to #657 - knightems (05/02/2015) [-]
20 per chest but you can take the keys for free?
User avatar #659 to #658 - luluwho (05/02/2015) [-]
That works brb when I have them.
User avatar #660 to #659 - knightems (05/02/2015) [-]
kk! see you soon Im gonna go play some tf2
User avatar #654 to #653 - luluwho (05/02/2015) [-]
Not at all
User avatar #656 to #654 - knightems (05/02/2015) [-]
ok great somewhere in that range would be amazing! thanks!
User avatar #641 - luluwho (05/01/2015) [-]
Good Morning
User avatar #642 to #641 - knightems (05/01/2015) [-]
Haha morning. Thanks for the toads You didn't need the statues anymore?
User avatar #643 to #642 - luluwho (05/01/2015) [-]
the.realfell thought she needed 250 but it was 150 so I got the 8 back from her. I'm still gonna do it, but not right now. It takes 1K Hot Dogs and I'm farming better items atm
User avatar #644 to #643 - knightems (05/01/2015) [-]
like what?
User avatar #645 to #644 - luluwho (05/01/2015) [-]
Scary Rejecteds, All the gears and badges except FJ badges, snowballs, tickets of any kind, chest keys, TOADS lol, Whatever one stacks drop, brony shoes, Egg Horders and w/e looks better that that many hot dogs for one creepy looking gold hot dog. I'll get that fast enough as I go along the way.
User avatar #646 to #645 - knightems (05/01/2015) [-]
I have a bunch of badges for sale
User avatar #647 to #646 - luluwho (05/01/2015) [-]
I want them all But I have to farm some more when I come back cause I'm all out of toads.
User avatar #648 to #647 - knightems (05/01/2015) [-]
sounds good I'll be around until i get the warrior, and not too many people are buying badges as of now
User avatar #649 to #648 - luluwho (05/01/2015) [-]
I'm way late on that, lol.. but it's easier to buy them when it's not such a new item Good Night
User avatar #650 to #649 - knightems (05/01/2015) [-]
yeah i agree, shouldn't be too hard to get all your badges...unless you're going for level 5 or w.e lol . Goodnight!!
User avatar #651 to #650 - luluwho (05/01/2015) [-]
For now I'll be happy to get all my one thousands level 4s for unique count Then I think I'll work on something else more for a while.
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User avatar #637 - luluwho (05/01/2015) [-]
Ratio of toad to Orc ?
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User avatar #638 to #636 - knightems (05/01/2015) [-]
Can you buy back your candy jack and faceless first? Also I'm not sure which cat you're talking about idk about orcs
User avatar #639 to #638 - luluwho (05/01/2015) [-]
The FJ Cat, and I was gonna pick up Hot Dog Statues, 4 for each, like you paid and the 80 toads were interest for the loan. I need time, can't catch anything with certain players on the board.
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User avatar #634 to #633 - knightems (04/30/2015) [-]
Bear is for sale I just prefer toads and points though. don't need chocolate stuff. Looking for around 150 toads worth of that's Ok. What do you think?
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