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Date Signed Up:3/19/2013
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#33401 - pingas 01/02/2016 on Items board 2 0
#33400 - thanks 01/02/2016 on Items board 2 0
#33397 - do you need more? My slimes are on other account I can send extra. 01/02/2016 on Items board 2 0
#33395 - Sell me toads pls! 01/02/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#33353 - **knightems used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **knightems rolls 3,0…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#33355 - aceshot (01/02/2016) [-]
yeah you should roll 0-9999, 0000 is an option and by starting at 1, you are missing out on that
#33341 - Haha I was just teasing. Probably more points than 5. maybe in…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#33344 - ladyfantabulous (01/02/2016) [-]
Cool, thanks
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#33331 - 5 things  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#33339 - ladyfantabulous (01/02/2016) [-]
Things? Not 5 points?
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#33341 - knightems (01/02/2016) [-]
Haha I was just teasing. Probably more points than 5. maybe in the 20 ish range?
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#33344 - ladyfantabulous (01/02/2016) [-]
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#681 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/08/2015) [-]
Hey man, how have you been?
#682 to #681 - knightems (07/08/2015) [-]
Just ok buddy, and how about you? I've just been chilling a lot recently trying to get a new job. I'm still in Asia just trying to figure out what to do next.
#683 to #682 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/08/2015) [-]
That's good man, I'm good too thanks. So how is it going in Asia?
#684 to #683 - knightems (07/09/2015) [-]
Alright i'd say, there's going to be Typhoons here soon...actually 3 will hit this country in a week. It might get really bad. I've been going to the gym trying to get in better shape as well so hopefully in a few more months i'll be sexy as ****.
#685 to #684 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Damn that sucks, there was actually a minor earthquake where I used to live, seems like the world is ending lol

That's great man, I need to start working out, I've been letting myself go. I've gained 30-40 pounds in a year, but its hard to get motivated to eat healthy and exercise, for me anyways.
#686 to #685 - knightems (07/09/2015) [-]
Honestly eating healthy is much harder than exercising for me. I can go to the gym for an hour and a half no problem and work hard...But if I don't eat for a few hours my gf or her parents WILL buy me food (usually bad/fatty foods) they don't trust that I can feed myself because I'm not working right now. If i'm really hungry enough to eat alone I'll eat an apple or fruit but I have no say when they buy me things. There are many Earthquakes in this country, I've experienced at least 5 since I've been here. Luckily no bad ones yet, and all of the buildings are built earthquake proof (unless built by Chinese contractors). I think I don't need to lose weight, I just need to change it to muscle. I'm 6ft 194 pounds. If I can change all the extra fat to muscle I'll be built and sexy. I'm motivated by the fact that I'm paying $30/month for a brand new gym, and there are MANY sexy ladies in there. Not gonna lie I like to watch some girls on the treadmill while I'm doing Cardio. You always run harder next to a sexy girl. I might need to get my own place just to diet correctly though haha.
#687 to #686 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, my dad usually makes dinner and if he's not in the mood he'll just get fast food. But within the next few months I'm gonna start eating better, hopefully.

That's pretty good man, I'm 5'8'' and went from 115 pounds to close to 150, which is a little more healthier in a way but it's mostly fat, I also need to change it to muscle. I might start bulking.

And yeah, exercising next to sexy women can be motivating, but I just lift weights at home personally.
#688 to #687 - knightems (07/09/2015) [-]
The good thing for us is, if you gained the fat in such a short time, its a lot easier to lose it than someone who has been fat for 5+ years. Hopefully when I'm working my new job, i'll be more active, with time for the gym, and money for my own place. It's been one month for me and I've increased the weight I lift by a lot I think. The first few months you can see high growth but I've never really worked out my arms before so it might be half a year before I'm truly fit. I think running 2+ miles every other day is a good start though, and lifting 35Kgs+ depending on the machine/exercise. I just need to get rid of my belly and I'll be extremely happy. Damn beer....
#689 to #688 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I still have a pretty high metabolism so it will be kind of easy to lose the weight. But yeah, I've been drinking a lot and that's what is probably giving me the belly and weight besides the fast food. Personally I don't care if I have abs I just need to get my belly a little more smaller and my hips and I'll be fine.
#690 to #689 - knightems (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah I feel you, it's good that you're still at that age that you can lose it easily. I think it would be good if you looked into cooking for yourself and for your dad. Even just making a salad or baked chicken would be better than eating fast food. I try to avoid it as much as possible. It's the same for me though, belly and hips should go down. Upper body and legs are fine. it's just this damn middle haha. I also need to learn to sleep early and eat breakfast and be more active. It's hard when I don't have many friends around here who are down for that stuff.
#691 to #690 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (07/09/2015) [-]
Yeah man, I'm thinking like just cooking chicken breasts, salmon, burgers and eating tuna and fruits and vegetables. It should help, that's how i lost weight and gained muscles a couple years ago.

I know how you feel, my gut pisses me off and my sleeping schedule changes all the time. Especially since I don' have anything to do I tend to stay up later but then get up later, and it's not good, I eat my 'breakfast' at dinner time and basically have 2 meals a day if I'm lucky, other than that it's munching on berries or chips and stuff.
#676 - luluwho (05/09/2015) [-]
Please delete 671
#677 to #676 - knightems (05/09/2015) [-]
np!
#675 - luluwho (05/09/2015) [-]
Pyrain would like that cat pie
#678 to #675 - knightems (05/09/2015) [-]
okey!!
#672 - luluwho (05/09/2015) [-]
What ?
#673 to #672 - knightems (05/09/2015) [-]
sorry I dont wanna sell the lotto tickets I send them to my main account usually when i have 10+
#674 to #673 - luluwho (05/09/2015) [-]
Oops
#670 - luluwho (05/04/2015) [-]
Hope you're coming back tonight
#667 - luluwho (05/03/2015) [-]
Roses
#668 to #667 - knightems (05/03/2015) [-]
Send for any price you like! You've been helping me a lot lately!
#669 to #668 - luluwho (05/03/2015) [-]
Picking as fast as I can.
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