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knifegun

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:2/26/2015
Location:Manchester England
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#41 - Cheer up, you could be a fan of the Edmonton Oilers, lol.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Dallas Cowboys +1
#86 - ThugAimm (02/19/2015) [-]
After reading this I thought "Well maybe lifes not to bad after all"
#12 - Yes. 02/02/2015 on Remember 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (37 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Young Bruins fan -1
#82 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
That was a fucking cheap shot, lucic kicked his ass in the rematch
User avatar #86 - narddogg (12/30/2014) [-]
No he didn't lmao
#8 - bringmesolo has deleted their comment.
#7 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
#10 - bringmesolo (12/29/2014) [-]
He's a dirty POS.
#13 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
He sure as fuck is!

AND WE FUCKIN' LOVE IT

Nothing is better than hearing little bitches cry about our players because we kick ass and win fucking games.

/crymore bruh
#18 - narddogg (12/29/2014) [-]
>''We kick ass and win fucking games''
>Currently out of the playoffs
>Have one point less than the Panthers, with 3 more games played
User avatar #78 - fuckthehabs (12/30/2014) [-]
in our defense the panthers are actually looking good this year
#87 - narddogg (12/30/2014) [-]
Being from Montreal and seeing your username, by the laws of the Internet I must disagree with and find flaws in anything that you say
User avatar #102 - fuckthehabs (12/31/2014) [-]
At least you manned up and disagreed with me as opposed to calling the cops
User avatar #103 - narddogg (12/31/2014) [-]
Ohohoh playing dirty now m8, although mass-calling the cops was an emotional overreaction, that hit was just fucked up
User avatar #104 - fuckthehabs (01/02/2015) [-]
Look up the Cooke hit on Savard or the Rome hit on Horton, those were fucked up. The Chara one was bad enough to deserve a 2-3 game ban, but nothing more. To that point I'm surprised he didn't get a ban/fine at all, it looked like it deserved some reaction, but very far away from the big cheap hits in the NHL
User avatar #105 - narddogg (01/02/2015) [-]
Is Savard officially retired now? Is he still trying to come back/does he still count on the bruins' salary cap?
User avatar #106 - fuckthehabs (01/02/2015) [-]
Really sad situation actually. He's not officially retired; he's still on the long term IR. He was on a long term contract that should be running up soon, so if he were to retire now he would lose a ton of money. He counts towards the cap UNTIL the season actually begins, he has to be confirmed by doctors that he won't be able to play for the whole season. He will never play again, but he deserves to receive the money that's owed to him. After his contract runs up he'll officially retire.
User avatar #107 - narddogg (01/02/2015) [-]
I see. It's a shame for the league, he was a 1pt/game type of guy. Looked it up and his contract ends after the 2016/2017 season. At least he will have received a total of 28,150,000$ by the end of this contract, I'm sure that it helps in dealing with post-concussion syndromes
User avatar #108 - fuckthehabs (01/02/2015) [-]
It helps, true, but the last thing I heard, which wasn't too long ago unfortunately, is that he still has trouble sleeping on a nightly basis and under constant nausea. The hit screwed up his life and Matt Cooke didn't even get a slap on the wrist for it because it "wasn't against the rules" at the time.
User avatar #109 - narddogg (01/04/2015) [-]
The brain is so fragile, it's a shame that we don't know how to fully take care of it yet
#14 - bringmesolo (12/29/2014) [-]
> Kick ass and win games
> Losing to Montreal
The Bruins are a joke and everyone knows it. Chara is old and useless and Rask chokes when it matters.
But keep telling yourself that cheap shots and scumbag players is the key to success.
User avatar #17 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
We've been great the last few seasons, lots of cup potential, and we took it from the Canucks and made them burn their damn city down.

As bad as you hate us for kicking the shit out of whatever shitty team you cheer for, the Bruins have been pretty steady in the standings for a long time now, we lost a few good players and we haven't suffered terribly for it.

Face it, the Bruins are goons, we fight better than we play, but considering how many games it wins us, I'll stick to it.
User avatar #88 - narddogg (12/30/2014) [-]
Interesting that you haven't replied to my comment
User avatar #89 - shameonapony (12/30/2014) [-]
That's because I don't care what you think
User avatar #90 - narddogg (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh but they're not thoughts, they're facts, maybe you saw how many people thumbed up the comment and didn't find a proper comeback :/
And you cared about what the other guy thought about 7 or 8 times, woops
User avatar #91 - shameonapony (12/30/2014) [-]
Why are you trying to start a fight?

Are you that pathetic that you need my disapproval?
#92 - narddogg (12/30/2014) [-]
But the bruins prone hostility and starting fights, is it not as fun when others are doing it to you?
User avatar #93 - shameonapony (12/30/2014) [-]
No, it's just not as entertaining as watching the Habs get plastered all over the ice.
#94 - narddogg (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh my, using big words now, let's make a list of the Habs vs Bruins latest match-ups shall we?
22/11/14: 2-0 for the Habs
13/11/14: 5-1 for the Habs
16/10/14: 6-4 for the Habs
24/03/14: 2-1 for the Habs
12/03/14: 4-1 for the Bruins (I'll give ya that one m8)
30/01/14: 4-1 for the Habs
5/12/13: 2-1 for the Habs
Lest we forget the glorious victory in Game 7 during the last playoffs. (Shoutout to Lucic for his death threats during what is supposed to be a respectful handshake tradition, stay classy #17)

Of course, you might have been referring to some lopsided defeats the Habs have suffered this season against other teams, which still leave them with a +13 goal differential vs the Bruins' -1. It doesn't hurt that the team is 2nd in the Atlantic as of the 3-1 victory over the Canes tonight.

That's enough from my part, the numbers have made my point, have a good 2nd half of the season and hopefully we'll meet in the playoffs if you make them.
User avatar #95 - shameonapony (12/30/2014) [-]
Are you proud of yourself? I didn't read it and nobody probably will, sorry.
#96 - narddogg (12/30/2014) [-]
Just the quick glance you took at it to figure out what I was talking about is all I need to feel satisfied, I don't need anybody else reading it
User avatar #97 - shameonapony (12/30/2014) [-]
Well good for you.
#19 - bringmesolo (12/29/2014) [-]
Don't forget the epic choke against the Flyers and then another choke against Chicago.
Also the Bruins are 6th in the Atlantic division and haven't played like a cup contender at all this year. They had their peak a few years ago and now it's all down hill. They need to make some serious changes.
User avatar #20 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
Damn right they need to make changes

I never said we were the best team in the league, I know we aren't, I'm not stupid.

It's my home team and the team I grew up watching. Watching the Bruins lose is heartbreaking, but watching them win, sitting in a pub in Boston when we score is fucking incredible. Maybe we're just different people over here and that's why the hockey games are more exciting, but the Bruins are an entertaining team to watch.

Nothing is better than watching them take a team that's supposed to be so incredible and beating the absolute dogshit out of them.

We aren't contenders this season, like I said we lost a lot of good players, but he haven't dropped that far. Things will pull back around with a couple trades, and I don't think Chara has met his date yet.
User avatar #21 - bringmesolo (12/29/2014) [-]
There's nothing wrong with playing physical and fighting I like it but I don't like it when players take cheap shots.
User avatar #22 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
I haven't sat here to watch all the cheap shots and laughed like a mad cunt...

Well maybe some of them...

But I don't like it most of the time, sure it's funny, but it's unsportsmanlike, and I can't stand sucker punching people, it ruins shit for me.

I can agree that the cheap shots are way too much, but I would rather watch us hit people than try to outmatch our opponents. We can't skate or shoot as good as most teams, that's pretty obvious, so we play physical and win that way.

Cheap shots get penalties and fines, then we move on to the next game.
#23 - bringmesolo (12/29/2014) [-]
To each their own. At least I think we can agree that hockey is the greatest sport on the planet. Peace.
User avatar #24 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
Tru, tru...
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"Wrong puck."
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User avatar #29 - drewhamster (12/19/2014) [-]
At least they left out the abomination that was the 4th one.
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Thanks buddy
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User avatar #132 - fluffylittlebunny (12/21/2012) [-]
would you trade your badges? I have good trade material
User avatar #133 to #132 - knifegun (12/21/2012) [-]
If the trades right, then sure thing!
User avatar #134 to #133 - fluffylittlebunny (12/21/2012) [-]
you can exchange the carrot for any 2 chocolatitems or 4 crystal (only doubles)
User avatar #135 to #134 - knifegun (12/21/2012) [-]
Thank you very much for your generosity. :D
User avatar #136 to #135 - fluffylittlebunny (12/21/2012) [-]
thank you for selling badges, no one want to sell and I want to make the level 5. Send trade for carrot (s) when you see something you like
#130 - awalkingdisaster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #131 to #130 - knifegun (12/07/2012) [-]
Not a problem <3
User avatar #127 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
thank you so much!!! :D
User avatar #128 to #127 - knifegun (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm in a good mood, so keep your eye out for another drop in a while :D
User avatar #129 to #128 - mmoranoderp (11/16/2012) [-]
okay :D
User avatar #123 - ing (11/10/2012) [-]
Feel free to take stuff in reutrn!@
User avatar #124 to #123 - knifegun (11/10/2012) [-]
No, bro. I give you this stuff because of your extremely friendly nature and because I feel that kindness should not go unrewarded. :3
User avatar #125 to #124 - ing (11/10/2012) [-]
Awww why thank you bro :3 <33
User avatar #126 to #125 - knifegun (11/10/2012) [-]
I'll get back to you in a while with some more fiend parts, happy hunting bro! <3
User avatar #119 - ing (11/10/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #120 to #119 - knifegun (11/10/2012) [-]
I'll gather some more up for you, myself realize that crafting fiends, Abominations etc. is long work. :)
User avatar #121 to #120 - ing (11/10/2012) [-]
Thank you man :3
User avatar #122 to #121 - knifegun (11/10/2012) [-]
It's no problem. :3
User avatar #115 - hamsterfart (11/10/2012) [-]
i am intrested in buying all of your chests and keys
User avatar #116 to #115 - knifegun (11/10/2012) [-]
I see, what would you give me for them?
User avatar #118 to #117 - knifegun (11/10/2012) [-]
Send an offer please :D
#113 - fiends **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #114 to #113 - knifegun (11/05/2012) [-]
Anytime, bro.
User avatar #94 - ragingbrony (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't need gold ore
User avatar #95 to #94 - knifegun (10/29/2012) [-]
Oh, yeah, my bad. Angelic and Demonic ore?
User avatar #96 to #95 - ragingbrony (10/29/2012) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #92 - ubnub (10/23/2012) [-]
You jelly?
User avatar #93 to #92 - knifegun (10/23/2012) [-]
No. Nice things, though. :p
User avatar #78 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
Can I buy your fiends?
User avatar #79 to #78 - knifegun (10/20/2012) [-]
Sorry buddy, I'm saving them to make an Abomination. :(
User avatar #80 to #79 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
Okay <3
User avatar #81 to #80 - knifegun (10/20/2012) [-]
I'll gift you something. <3
User avatar #82 to #81 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
It's cool bro, no need <3
User avatar #83 to #82 - knifegun (10/20/2012) [-]
TOO BAD.
User avatar #84 to #83 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
You sure buddy!?
User avatar #85 to #84 - knifegun (10/20/2012) [-]
I'm in a very good mood today, please take my gifts.
User avatar #86 to #85 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
Thanks man, you're brilliant <3
User avatar #87 to #86 - knifegun (10/20/2012) [-]
Hope it helped. ;D
User avatar #88 to #87 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
It did <3
User avatar #89 to #88 - knifegun (10/20/2012) [-]
I wish you luck on your quest for the Abomination. <3
User avatar #90 to #89 - ing (10/20/2012) [-]
THank you :3 <3
User avatar #91 to #90 - knifegun (10/20/2012) [-]
No problem. :3 <3
User avatar #72 - nerdfest (10/02/2012) [-]
What would you like for all of your RITs?
User avatar #73 to #72 - knifegun (10/02/2012) [-]
Make me an offer.
User avatar #74 to #73 - nerdfest (10/02/2012) [-]
Done, check it please
User avatar #75 to #74 - knifegun (10/02/2012) [-]
Pleasure doing business with you. :)
User avatar #76 to #75 - nerdfest (10/02/2012) [-]
You too :)
User avatar #70 - khl (09/17/2012) [-]
You know what...ignore that last trade offer, how about this

Your:
gay Glasses
Dragon bones

For My:
White hoof
Yellow hoof
gay gem

Opinions ?
User avatar #71 to #70 - knifegun (09/17/2012) [-]
That sounds good.
User avatar #61 - ubnub (09/15/2012) [-]
TRADE ME QUICK
User avatar #57 - ubnub (09/15/2012) [-]
QUICK, no time to explain
User avatar #60 to #57 - knifegun (09/15/2012) [-]
noes.
User avatar #62 to #60 - ubnub (09/15/2012) [-]
theres a guy who trades stuff like throwing stars for 10. gimme those and I van get it before I go
User avatar #63 to #62 - knifegun (09/15/2012) [-]
How many do you need?
User avatar #64 to #63 - ubnub (09/15/2012) [-]
7!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #65 to #64 - knifegun (09/15/2012) [-]
Ugh, fine -_-
User avatar #59 to #57 - knifegun (09/15/2012) [-]
wat do you need
User avatar #56 - ubnub (09/15/2012) [-]
knifegun plz
User avatar #58 to #56 - knifegun (09/15/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #52 - SonicTeam (09/05/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add KnifeGun.
(Reply to confirm friendship..nothing stupid)
User avatar #53 to #52 - knifegun (09/05/2012) [-]
Friendship confirmed. :)
User avatar #54 to #53 - SonicTeam (09/06/2012) [-]
Friendship accepted. Welcome to the team
#50 - shamoosh (09/01/2012) [-]
raptor for gay gem
User avatar #51 to #50 - knifegun (09/01/2012) [-]
I'm very sorry, I've just traded it for one. Sorry again. :(
User avatar #46 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/28/2012) [-]
Here's one of my most horrible stories. Me, Ray, Lucas were at my old school, sitting under a tree, talking about video games n **** , when these stupid 7th graders start calling Ray a Nazi. (He's German). And then they start saying that all Germans are Nazi's. Wut?! I can't remember what happens from then
User avatar #47 to #46 - knifegun (08/28/2012) [-]
I hope that Ray gave out a mighty fierce ass-whoopin' that day.
User avatar #48 to #47 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/28/2012) [-]
He couldn't touch em cuz they were GURLZ, so, Ya know what he did? Those girls thought that Ray had cooties or some **** , so I whispered to him, "Chase them." And then... He ******* charges at them. Those bitches start running like Usain Bolt. They left us alone after that.
User avatar #49 to #48 - knifegun (08/28/2012) [-]
Good on you guys. I hate little girls that believe that their gender grants them immunity from punishment.
User avatar #45 - knifegun (08/22/2012) [-]
[url deleted] 6
User avatar #44 - ubnub (08/17/2012) [-]
*heres solo*
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