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#82 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
That was a fucking cheap shot, lucic kicked his ass in the rematch
#104 - fuckthehabs (01/02/2015) [-]
Look up the Cooke hit on Savard or the Rome hit on Horton, those were fucked up. The Chara one was bad enough to deserve a 2-3 game ban, but nothing more. To that point I'm surprised he didn't get a ban/fine at all, it looked like it deserved some reaction, but very far away from the big cheap hits in the NHL
#106 - fuckthehabs (01/02/2015) [-]
Really sad situation actually. He's not officially retired; he's still on the long term IR. He was on a long term contract that should be running up soon, so if he were to retire now he would lose a ton of money. He counts towards the cap UNTIL the season actually begins, he has to be confirmed by doctors that he won't be able to play for the whole season. He will never play again, but he deserves to receive the money that's owed to him. After his contract runs up he'll officially retire.
#107 - narddogg (01/02/2015) [-]
I see. It's a shame for the league, he was a 1pt/game type of guy. Looked it up and his contract ends after the 2016/2017 season. At least he will have received a total of 28,150,000$ by the end of this contract, I'm sure that it helps in dealing with post-concussion syndromes
#108 - fuckthehabs (01/02/2015) [-]
It helps, true, but the last thing I heard, which wasn't too long ago unfortunately, is that he still has trouble sleeping on a nightly basis and under constant nausea. The hit screwed up his life and Matt Cooke didn't even get a slap on the wrist for it because it "wasn't against the rules" at the time.
#17 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
We've been great the last few seasons, lots of cup potential, and we took it from the Canucks and made them burn their damn city down.
As bad as you hate us for kicking the shit out of whatever shitty team you cheer for, the Bruins have been pretty steady in the standings for a long time now, we lost a few good players and we haven't suffered terribly for it.
Face it, the Bruins are goons, we fight better than we play, but considering how many games it wins us, I'll stick to it.
#94 - narddogg (12/30/2014) [-]
22/11/14: 2-0 for the Habs
13/11/14: 5-1 for the Habs
16/10/14: 6-4 for the Habs
24/03/14: 2-1 for the Habs
12/03/14: 4-1 for the Bruins (I'll give ya that one m8)
30/01/14: 4-1 for the Habs
5/12/13: 2-1 for the Habs
Lest we forget the glorious victory in Game 7 during the last playoffs. (Shoutout to Lucic for his death threats during what is supposed to be a respectful handshake tradition, stay classy #17)
Of course, you might have been referring to some lopsided defeats the Habs have suffered this season against other teams, which still leave them with a +13 goal differential vs the Bruins' -1. It doesn't hurt that the team is 2nd in the Atlantic as of the 3-1 victory over the Canes tonight.
That's enough from my part, the numbers have made my point, have a good 2nd half of the season and hopefully we'll meet in the playoffs if you make them.
#19 - bringmesolo (12/29/2014) [-]
Also the Bruins are 6th in the Atlantic division and haven't played like a cup contender at all this year. They had their peak a few years ago and now it's all down hill. They need to make some serious changes.
#20 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
Damn right they need to make changes
I never said we were the best team in the league, I know we aren't, I'm not stupid.
It's my home team and the team I grew up watching. Watching the Bruins lose is heartbreaking, but watching them win, sitting in a pub in Boston when we score is fucking incredible. Maybe we're just different people over here and that's why the hockey games are more exciting, but the Bruins are an entertaining team to watch.
Nothing is better than watching them take a team that's supposed to be so incredible and beating the absolute dogshit out of them.
We aren't contenders this season, like I said we lost a lot of good players, but he haven't dropped that far. Things will pull back around with a couple trades, and I don't think Chara has met his date yet.
#22 - shameonapony (12/29/2014) [-]
I haven't sat here to watch all the cheap shots and laughed like a mad cunt...
Well maybe some of them...
But I don't like it most of the time, sure it's funny, but it's unsportsmanlike, and I can't stand sucker punching people, it ruins shit for me.
I can agree that the cheap shots are way too much, but I would rather watch us hit people than try to outmatch our opponents. We can't skate or shoot as good as most teams, that's pretty obvious, so we play physical and win that way.
Cheap shots get penalties and fines, then we move on to the next game.
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