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#151 - Well, all of us on the sidewalk were just looking at him with … 2 hours ago on Oh daym 0
#111 - I finally heard someone yell at a white guy over his "whi…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on Oh daym +3
#123 - schneidend (5 hours ago) [-]
That sounds like the funniest shit ever, to be honest. How did the jogging dude not laugh his ass off and point at the other guy like:
#151 - kmichel (2 hours ago) [-]
Well, all of us on the sidewalk were just looking at him with blank stares, probably thinking "did he really just say that?". The guy who said it was driving a ghastly sub-compact with different colored side panels and a hood that looked like some kind of art project (and it probably was).
#364 - It's well-known that PETA did this to the animals. They even w… 02/27/2015 on A cat id fine too 0
#199 - After I found out that PETA killed about 30,000 adoptable hous…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on A cat id fine too +20
#213 - garymuthafuknoak (02/27/2015) [-]
Who the fuck carried that out? PETA Hitler?
I'm not defending PETA, but come on. Doesn't that sound a bit ridiculous?
#364 - kmichel (02/27/2015) [-]
It's well-known that PETA did this to the animals. They even went to court over it. They would get in touch with people who were having difficulty keeping their pets, and promised to give them homes. They euthanized the animals in the backs of their vans and tossed some bodies in dumpsters. Other bodies were placed in a large freezer they had bought for just this purpose.
#222 - othagovna (02/27/2015) [-]
#319 - lordsepulchure (02/27/2015) [-]
#70 - Did he try homeopathy or some related BS? 02/26/2015 on Better blow jobs and no Jobs 0
#92 - I love how Asians are the smallest minority, yet they earn the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on But..muh oppression. +2
#117 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
#90 - But women are paid equal to men in the same fields and jobs.  [+] (11 new replies) 02/26/2015 on But..muh oppression. +31
#140 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
Actually, statistics show that companies atempting to ensure that they do not get sued for sexism will frequently pay female workers more than their male counterparts, so it's actually reversed in some cases, especially in education.
User avatar #102 - trappedtime (02/26/2015) [-]
then why are people still debating it
answer me that
if there doesn't exist this problem then why are people still talking about it?
you sound just like people who don't believe in global warming. "it doesn't exist therefore we don't need to do anything"
User avatar #359 - Spitfirex (02/26/2015) [-]
people still debate that vaccines cause autism, with has no supporting evidence it does.
so what's your point.
#209 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh man, people talking about stuff means it's true?

Then judging by the comments here, I'd say it's fair to assume you're a fucking idiot.
( It must be true, otherwise why would we talk about it? )
#183 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
I think you may be the stupidest person to ever say anything. Anyone reading your comments are now more stupid because of your statement. Once upon a time a person wrote a wikipedia "fact" that spiders crawl into your mouth when you sleep. Everyone believed it and it became fact even though it didn't happen. The same thing is happening here.
#146 - alexanderh (02/26/2015) [-]
People are still talking about it because idiots like you refuse to look at the facts and keep perpetuating falsehoods.
#145 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
Because fucking idiots like you don't fact-check and believe every fucking thing that a female says because "muh womyns n muh soggy knee"
#189 - cjsixtyseven (02/26/2015) [-]
The only reason people like HIM say "muh womyns n muh soggy knee" is because FJ can't tell what a fucking troll is if it punched them in the face,
User avatar #233 - trappedtime (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm actually amused you think a troll could punch FJ, and not miss.
User avatar #109 - deadnanners (02/26/2015) [-]
people are still debating it because people can't look at the fucking facts and instead focus on things like why young people seem so interested in science and then lose interest somewhere along the way
User avatar #100 - alfibrakiz (02/26/2015) [-]
They definitely are in my country.
#227 - I never said anybody on here is doing that. 02/26/2015 on privilege 0
#140 - The whole idea of "privilege" is ridiculous. Every g…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on privilege 0
User avatar #151 - nimba (02/25/2015) [-]
which is what precisely nobody here is doing.
#227 - kmichel (02/26/2015) [-]
I never said anybody on here is doing that.
#46 - I present the world's longest rifle currently in production (I… 02/25/2015 on world's largest revolver 0

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