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#76 - asflugaligil 04/23/2013 on klavikothethird's profile 0
#107 - Picture 04/21/2013 on Facebook (420) +2
#71 - hwut  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on spelly's profile 0
User avatar #72 - spelly (04/19/2013) [-]
Hi <#
#73 - ;_;  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on klavikothethird's profile 0
User avatar #74 - spelly (04/20/2013) [-]
That spelly guy is a little bitch.
#1284 - Picture 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#18 - you're welcome 04/16/2013 on Worst virus, ever. +11
#77 - Fake, North Dakota is a myth  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Spring in North Dakota +6
#124 - gilfhunter (04/18/2013) [-]
Well we do have the tallest structure in the western hemisphere (previously world)

#6 - The brazen bull is an burning execution device they …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Original Bad Luck Brian +49
#36 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
That looks exactly like my little boxer!
User avatar #31 - alltimetens (04/15/2013) [-]
Hey, I mentioned that in one of my videos! It's about brutal methods of executions. You should watch it.
#19 - breakfastlunch (04/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like what happened to Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas.
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#33 - breakfastlunch (04/15/2013) [-]
He's barely mentioned during the vanilla game, and when he is, he's called the Burned Man. He was in part responsible for the loss of the Hoover Dam, since he was the commander (Legate) of Caesar's forces. Caesar had him executed to make an example of him by having him coated in pitch, lit on fire, and thrown over the side of the Grand Canyon. He survived the fall and appears in the expansion pack Honest Hearts as one of the main characters.
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#37 - breakfastlunch (04/15/2013) [-]
Happy to be of service
User avatar #16 - jacklane (04/15/2013) [-]
It was said that upon being taken out of the bull he said this: "Jupiter's cock! Finally the Gods remove cock from ass and see it fit that I should live!"

User avatar #15 - oishiine (04/15/2013) [-]
"Roman Persecution of Christians

Saint Eustace... was roasted in a brazen bull with his wife and children...

The Catholic Church discounts the story of Saint Eustace's martyrdom as 'completely fabulous'"

Even though in this context fabulous means fabricated, I found it funny.
#7 - darthblam (04/14/2013) [-]
Historically the Greeks sound like a bunch of assholes.

Not to mention their mythology... nothing but incest and rape.
User avatar #8 - toughactintinactin (04/14/2013) [-]
And their activities, Gymnasium means "Place to be naked" in ancient greek.
#26 - creepyunclebob (04/15/2013) [-]
They put a lot of stock in body image, if they had it they flaunted it. Also, I'm pretty sure that when they did sporting events they did them naked to prove they weren't women.
User avatar #13 - goodguygary (04/15/2013) [-]
interesting, i have no knowledge to share, so take this thumb instead.
#67 - I used to play Minecraft with 10 guy, he said that that day th… 04/14/2013 on Your Fav Me-Me's In Real Life 0
#16 - we shall call him BLACKIE CHAN 04/11/2013 on WTF? +9
#70 - damn straight 04/09/2013 on klavikothethird's profile 0
#34 - why didn't you tell me about my new granddaughter  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on spelly's profile 0
User avatar #35 - spelly (04/09/2013) [-]
You weren't online.
#44 - The Veiny Cock at least it's not the veiny ass or something 04/06/2013 on some OC 0
#6 - It's pretty obvious they just stole chicken technology  [+] (14 new replies) 04/06/2013 on MōVI - Camera Stabilizer... +506
User avatar #175 - mrfourtysevenman (04/07/2013) [-]
i swear to god
i saw somebody put a camera on a chickens head
and called it revolutionary camera technology

its a third world solution to a first world problem s'wat it is
User avatar #146 - rainbowtacos (04/06/2013) [-]
Some of the best human inventions are modeled after nature.
User avatar #171 - Leopard (04/07/2013) [-]
The Wheel
User avatar #174 - Nihatclodra (04/07/2013) [-]
The wheel was likely based off of small natural round stones.
User avatar #134 - Lilstow (04/06/2013) [-]
ROTATE YOUR OWL FOR SCIENCE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA
User avatar #105 - eggoman (04/06/2013) [-]
heh, looks like he's choking the chicken
#100 - ieatglue (04/06/2013) [-]
#49 - ttrnecka (04/06/2013) [-]
ohh god, I just pissed my pants, which was not easy to do considering they are in the closet right now.
#35 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
hahahahaha holy shit thats funny
#34 - megashot (04/06/2013) [-]
''chicken technology''
#27 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
i love u, don't kill yourself.
#19 - kazekage (04/06/2013) [-]
chickens would be the greatest break dancers if they could break dance
User avatar #110 - MrMouz (04/06/2013) [-]
Yours is a lot darker than mine, and we're 9 months apart.
#121 - SHAMU (04/06/2013) [-]
Same here...I thought mine was as dark as it got...

<---oh well
#2479 - Be quiet, he's not supposed to know that yet 04/04/2013 on blastizard's profile 0
#2477 - If I did this you could probably make hundreds, I'd imagine a …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on blastizard's profile 0
#2478 - hundreds (04/04/2013) [-]
BUT I ALREADY EXIST
User avatar #2479 - klavikothethird (04/04/2013) [-]
Be quiet, he's not supposed to know that yet
#27 - Picture 04/04/2013 on spelly's profile 0
#2475 - Really? How much  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2013 on blastizard's profile 0
User avatar #2476 - blastizard (04/04/2013) [-]
It depends on the user

Personally I value them as $0
#2477 - klavikothethird (04/04/2013) [-]
If I did this you could probably make hundreds, I'd imagine a lot of the principles are similar
#2478 - hundreds (04/04/2013) [-]
BUT I ALREADY EXIST
User avatar #2479 - klavikothethird (04/04/2013) [-]
Be quiet, he's not supposed to know that yet
#25 - I remember having pingas stuff playing on repeat all…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on spelly's profile 0
User avatar #26 - spelly (04/04/2013) [-]
#2473 - You might like tf2 trading if you like items, plus you can mak…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2013 on blastizard's profile 0
User avatar #2474 - blastizard (04/04/2013) [-]
I might be able to sell my items to someone for money as well
User avatar #2475 - klavikothethird (04/04/2013) [-]
Really? How much
User avatar #2476 - blastizard (04/04/2013) [-]
It depends on the user

Personally I value them as $0
#2477 - klavikothethird (04/04/2013) [-]
If I did this you could probably make hundreds, I'd imagine a lot of the principles are similar
#2478 - hundreds (04/04/2013) [-]
BUT I ALREADY EXIST
User avatar #2479 - klavikothethird (04/04/2013) [-]
Be quiet, he's not supposed to know that yet
#23 - ohw yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2013 on spelly's profile 0
User avatar #25 - klavikothethird (04/04/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DykGDJ0NPdM

I remember having pingas stuff playing on repeat all of last summer



It changed me spell
User avatar #26 - spelly (04/04/2013) [-]
#252 - Everyone gets stupid when they're tired Also I'v…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on djequalizee's profile 0
User avatar #253 - djequalizee (04/01/2013) [-]
that's when i did it
#250 - " Sometimes i dream of a new age. An age where everyt…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2013 on djequalizee's profile 0
#251 - djequalizee (04/01/2013) [-]
I was awake for 48 hours.
User avatar #252 - klavikothethird (04/01/2013) [-]
Everyone gets stupid when they're tired


Also I've tried doing sleep paralysis a couple times but I always just get too bored or tired

I think I'll save trying to lucid dream for the summer or something when I have some more time
User avatar #253 - djequalizee (04/01/2013) [-]
that's when i did it
#91 - Picture 03/21/2013 on oh my go tf2 gif time 0
#148 - Picture 03/21/2013 on (9001) Facebook +4
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User avatar #131 to #130 - fuckingtrolls (06/07/2014) [-]
I feel cheated
User avatar #129 to #128 - klavikothethird (03/09/2014) [-]
this is beautiful
User avatar #127 - jollypiratedonut (01/23/2014) [-]
klev
User avatar #120 - xxhunterxx (11/26/2013) [-]
Klaviko.
User avatar #121 to #120 - klavikothethird (11/27/2013) [-]
hey hunter this is the first day I've been on fj in months and somebody posts on my profile
User avatar #122 to #121 - xxhunterxx (11/27/2013) [-]
omg
klavi
I thought you ded
omg
fuk
I'm
omg
jeesus
i
i can't
I love you.
User avatar #125 to #122 - klavikothethird (11/27/2013) [-]
I was dead
until yesterday
User avatar #123 to #122 - klavi (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm alive and well, thank you!
User avatar #124 to #123 - xxhunterxx (11/27/2013) [-]
stay out of my love square.
User avatar #118 - spelly (08/25/2013) [-]
I miss the klav
User avatar #114 - avoideduniform (08/09/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #116 to #114 - klavikothethird (08/09/2013) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #113 - tianadesu (08/08/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #110 - spelly (07/16/2013) [-]
I miss you
User avatar #111 to #110 - klavikothethird (08/02/2013) [-]
spell pls
User avatar #112 to #111 - spelly (08/02/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #90 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV
User avatar #91 to #90 - klavikothethird (05/26/2013) [-]
DJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
User avatar #92 to #91 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
are you still trying to lucid dream
User avatar #93 to #92 - klavikothethird (05/26/2013) [-]
I kinda forgot

I was going to try in summer
User avatar #94 to #93 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
Well tell me if when you do it you are connected to your body by some sort of tether
User avatar #97 to #95 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=66tq9xji0xA also this will help with lucid dreaming

But you need to wear headphones while listening
User avatar #96 to #95 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
there are certain people who say that inducing lucid dreaming can make you astral project. And i think that would be neat if it was true. I would try it myself but sleep anxiety
User avatar #98 to #96 - klavikothethird (05/26/2013) [-]
so you're looking at yourself from the outside?
User avatar #99 to #98 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty much
User avatar #100 to #99 - klavikothethird (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm just interested in flying around and stuff

Or when I have fun dreams but I can't really do anything in them and they all end early
User avatar #101 to #100 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, the main thing people do during lucid dreaming is fly around.

Apparently if you really do astral project you can find people irl and see what they look like and what they're doing. I don't know if this is true, but it would be cool if it was.
User avatar #102 to #101 - klavikothethird (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't really believe in all this kinda supernatural stuff
User avatar #103 to #102 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't really either that's why i'm making you see if it works
User avatar #104 to #103 - klavikothethird (05/26/2013) [-]
what's sleep anxiety
User avatar #105 to #104 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
I used to have random night terrors. But now i just have trouble sleeping all the time. It's like insomnia only i can sleep when i'm tired enough
User avatar #106 to #105 - klavikothethird (05/26/2013) [-]
Well when else do you sleep
User avatar #107 to #106 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
I need to be really fukken tired when i go to sleep, so i usually stay up till like 2am
User avatar #108 to #107 - klavikothethird (05/26/2013) [-]
oh that sucks
User avatar #109 to #108 - djequalizee (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeh, oh well. It's getting better so eventually i'll be fine
User avatar #89 - avoideduniform (04/23/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #77 - spelly (04/23/2013) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #78 to #77 - klavikothethird (04/23/2013) [-]
honestly
User avatar #79 to #78 - spelly (04/23/2013) [-]
wtf
User avatar #80 to #79 - klavikothethird (04/23/2013) [-]
I ******* know right what a ******* joke I'm getting too klav for this ****
User avatar #81 to #80 - spelly (04/23/2013) [-]
r u gay
User avatar #83 to #82 - spelly (04/23/2013) [-]
liar
User avatar #84 to #83 - klavikothethird (04/23/2013) [-]
srs though
User avatar #85 to #84 - spelly (04/23/2013) [-]
You and ******* trolls are closet homos.
Hurry up and come out.
User avatar #87 to #86 - spelly (04/23/2013) [-]
why wont you just admit you're gay
we all know you are
User avatar #119 to #88 - spelly (10/11/2013) [-]
queer
User avatar #76 to #75 - klavikothethird (04/23/2013) [-]
asflugaligil
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User avatar #69 - spelly (04/06/2013) [-]
KLAV IM MAKING LE TERRARTIEA SERVER

HOW DO I FIND OUT WHAT THE IPPPPP ISSS???!??!?!?@!?$!


&&&&77777777777
User avatar #71 to #69 - spelly (04/15/2013) [-]
Holy **** you're a ******* faggot.
User avatar #74 to #73 - spelly (04/20/2013) [-]
That spelly guy is a little bitch.
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User avatar #67 - spelly (04/04/2013) [-]
klav baby
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