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latest user's comments

#38 - I had an unfortunate incident with Aspercreme. I had a rash in…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on NO! NO! NO!... 0
#42 - jizmakdagusha (04/27/2015) [-]
I put mentholated migraine balm on the head of my penis once.
#449 - Holy balls! I did not expect this! Just got home from work an…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Motivation - weight loss +6
User avatar #454 - twinnedorphan (03/19/2015) [-]
keep it up, your progress it's amazing.
I wish you the best on your weight lost!
User avatar #453 - phantomseeker (03/19/2015) [-]
Just keep going. You're doing too good to quit now
#78 - I've been losing weight for the past 3 months. I've gone from …  [+] (96 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Motivation - weight loss +886
#452 - smoothmofo (03/19/2015) [-]
Ur still fat and ugly tho
#455 - Dember (03/19/2015) [-]
yeah bro that walmart-esque smiley face is pretty unappealing, not gonna lie, but you don't gotta be rude
#449 - kitchengypsy (03/19/2015) [-]
Holy balls! I did not expect this! Just got home from work and my notification icon was slammed.

Thank you all so much for the kind words and encouragement! This is why I keep coming back to this site! You guys are awesome!

I love you all and promise will keep you updated in the future!
User avatar #454 - twinnedorphan (03/19/2015) [-]
keep it up, your progress it's amazing.
I wish you the best on your weight lost!
User avatar #453 - phantomseeker (03/19/2015) [-]
Just keep going. You're doing too good to quit now
User avatar #448 - tehkawaiineko (03/19/2015) [-]
Just make sure you keep going. Great improvement
User avatar #445 - kyoutu (03/19/2015) [-]
Glad it keeps you motivated as you're still really fat.
#443 - yiffcario (03/19/2015) [-]
I am genuinely happy to see this. Keep it up!
#442 - oxYKellark (03/19/2015) [-]
#441 - razerdude (03/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #440 - methylgroup (03/19/2015) [-]
That's really impressive. Good work!
User avatar #436 - hydraetis (03/19/2015) [-]
#433 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
As with the rest of the crowd, I think you're doing awesome and wish you the best as you keep going. You're doing really well, and you can actually see the confidence difference too.

Here is something important I hope you keep in mind, you'll start losing weight slower the more you lose but the progress is still the same and very very healthy.

Remember that it is still working, even if the results don't seem as significant.

You hear about the difference in muscle weight versus fat but people tend to forget to mention that you are building muscle at the same time as losing the fat, not just after the fat is gone, and that because of that the numbers on the scale will be misleading after a certain point.
So here's some advice you won't hear much, but it will help you keep going to keep it in mind. The closer you get to your goal the more you should focus on how you feel and what you are now capable of doing that you weren't before, and focus on what you could be capable of with just one more week, then another, and another.

You're doing great! Keep going, we're cheering for you. =)
Pic related! You may be doing all the work, but you're not alone. Come bug us if you need a boost, yeah?
User avatar #429 - thethirddoctor (03/19/2015) [-]
Yay! Keep going!
#426 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
Just know that I am extremely proud of you. Not because you lost the weight.
I am damn proud because you took the initiative to lose it.
Because of that, you have earned the respect of everyone here.
User avatar #424 - roflstorm (03/19/2015) [-]

User avatar #420 - sarcasticone (03/19/2015) [-]
I am happy for you stranger. Don't give up! Think of the confidence you'll gain
User avatar #419 - northway (03/19/2015) [-]
God damn, losing 40 lbs in 3 month DAMN! I wish i can be that good
#418 - lastsamurai (03/19/2015) [-]
good job keep it going!
User avatar #413 - anoyingmos (03/19/2015) [-]
Holy fuck you were fat as fuck! now you're just fat.

Hope that motivated you some more. The more wight you lose, the easier it gets. Keep it up!
#410 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
I don't know whether you'll find this offensive or helpful, but - because you censored the face in the pics, I thought you were a guy in the first one. In the second one I could definitely tell you were a girl.
#427 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
keep working on it girl, never give up
#408 - arthasthegreat (03/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #403 - ergexgo (03/19/2015) [-]
i'd tap dat
nah but for real, good job, hope by the end of it you're happier and feel better, makes me want to do something about my weight
hope you're drowning in thumbs
#414 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
you can't even tap your mom
#402 - xtremehivoltage (03/19/2015) [-]
This'll be handy

Keep up the great work!
#399 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #398 - frutus (03/19/2015) [-]
That is amazing! Hope you reach your goal.
#393 - diamondperzik (03/19/2015) [-]
Damn, tits are now further than stomach, incredible!
User avatar #389 - joejigsaw (03/19/2015) [-]
Congratulations on losing so much weight! That's super impressive! Don't give up! Those side to side pictures show HUGE improvement. You've got this!
User avatar #388 - Kulthozuer (03/19/2015) [-]
Great job!
User avatar #382 - andreomir (03/19/2015) [-]
You are doing a great job. keep going
#378 - comraderoboto (03/19/2015) [-]
lel are you even trying, fatty?
#387 - xxmemosxx (03/19/2015) [-]
Let's see a pic of you then, fatty
User avatar #422 - melwach (03/19/2015) [-]
Please, nobody wants to see him.
#367 - tarabostes (03/19/2015) [-]
That's actually a pretty noice improvement! Good job witch!
#357 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
oh ym god, you were ultra fat.
Now you're jsut fat. You have reached the moment where you do not appear as being physically limited to do anything (running, fucking, rock climbing).

Congtrats. You obviosuly are doing something right with this progress.
#339 - killerofcows (03/19/2015) [-]
40 pounds on istelf is impressive, but the side to side pictures show a lot of improvment

not sure if this will come out sounding nice but I mean in the best possible way

you gone from gross landwhale to being the girl you hit on last at the club

you got a long way to go, but you doing it right. Go girl !
#437 - willys (03/19/2015) [-]
You have spent far too much time on the internet.
#366 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
I love how infants of FJ are thumbing you down haha.
#438 - Elk (03/19/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Originally, I agreed, but that next to the last line was something he should have kept to himself.
User avatar #349 - deathstare (03/19/2015) [-]
In another 3 months she'll be that charming girl you wink at occassionally, by this time next year, she'll be that girl that rejected you because you suck at compliments.
#434 - killerofcows (03/19/2015) [-]
I was expecting to get rejected anyways
My compliment was as good as you would have expected from someone on funnyjunk
#337 - cantexplain (03/19/2015) [-]
I guess pic is semi-related at most
User avatar #334 - StewieGGriffin (03/19/2015) [-]
You can do it lil nigga
#333 - eggsontoast (03/19/2015) [-]
Good Job! Keep it up because you're looking good!
#326 - Dember (03/19/2015) [-]
Went from 290 to 245 so far, for me!

I was always sort of the type who honestly believed "I know I'm fat, but I'm healthy enough" - until I finally stood on that scale and realized how bad it had gotten - you don't notice a drastic difference when you see yourself in the mirror every day, and it's so gradual that you don't "feel" yourself gaining weight.

I knew I was heavy, but not... THAT bad.

Then little pieces of the puzzle started making more and more sense - my joints hurt, especially my ankles and hips; my back aches more than it should for someone my age, I'm tired all the time, walking or running leaves me winded faster than it ought to.
Those aren't normal "healthy" problems - and whether or not they are "caused BY" being overweight, being overweight certainly worsens all of them. My doctor described it as "like trying to make a truck carry 6 tons when it's only built to carry 3."

Ideally I would like to get down to about 150 or 160 pounds. I've got a way to go, but I'm eating better and staying more active. It won't be an overnight thing, because I didn't get this way overnight - but I hope eventually I'll get there. = )

Plus, my dogs are loving the extra walkies, lol.
User avatar #439 - Elk (03/19/2015) [-]
Er, I'm missing it. Did you mention your height?
User avatar #450 - Dember (03/19/2015) [-]
Just 5'6

Could be shorter but sure would like to be taller, lol
#415 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
you are huge (in height)
220 lbs is probably your slim weight.
#451 - Dember (03/19/2015) [-]
PFT no, 5' 6".

Haha, well 220 would be amazing, I sure would NOT complain to be able to get down that low for now! I'd love to drop more than that though eventually - if not to look better, then just to feel better, and feel better about myself.

Working at it though!
#321 - kickstart (03/19/2015) [-]
I have nothing but respect for you. Good luck.
#259 - EdwardNigma (03/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #252 - xgokaru (03/19/2015) [-]
May I ask how you're going about losing weight? I'm going to Cali in a month or so and I just want to trim off a few pounds for the beach. I started running but a lot of people tell me that isn't enough. I would diet but it's just a little too expensive and inconvenient to do so.
User avatar #348 - deathstare (03/19/2015) [-]
I lost 2lbs a week just riding 15 minutes to and back from work on my bike. I went from 221 to 194 in 2.5 months because when I saw me losing 2lbs rapidly on minimal effort I started riding my bike for fun every day. 1 saturday, I decided to challenge myself and go from Kipling and Dixon to Parliamant and Dundas, toronto Ontario, canada. My first attempt, I spent the night at my gramp's because of exhaustion. After that though, I could go fro and back with ease. As you lose weight and build muscle in the right spots, it's really easy. Be careful and ride gentle though, or you'll break an arm like me. I was a speed demon always followed the law, just chaotic lawful
User avatar #249 - crystalversion (03/19/2015) [-]
Good job!! Keep up the good work!
How do you keep yourself motivated? I'm currently stuck in my own weight loss journey right now.
User avatar #246 - Haentar (03/19/2015) [-]
..I honestly didn't think that much progress was possible in 3 months. I really want to see where you go .
#241 - enginerd (03/19/2015) [-]
I'm proud of you! Keep up the good work!
User avatar #237 - mommamadeira (03/19/2015) [-]
Good job! Keep it up, it's always good to see people take their health seriously.
User avatar #235 - incrediblemrknew (03/19/2015) [-]
Keep going, started losing weight myself a month or two ago, definitely worth it. But I've recently been gaining weight from lifting so I dunno if this helps
User avatar #232 - pinethrush (03/19/2015) [-]
That's some nice progress! keep it up!
User avatar #231 - zaggystirdust (03/19/2015) [-]
Don't ever give up, we're all here rooting for you.

You're making excellent progress, don't let it go to waste!
User avatar #216 - bomberbib (03/19/2015) [-]
Great job
#206 - heyfuckoff (03/19/2015) [-]
Keep it up! Your transformation is lovely, I hope you achieve your goal!
User avatar #203 - ayumu (03/19/2015) [-]
It's hard to tell the difference, you should have been holding a banana in each photo

i keed, good work and keep it up
User avatar #201 - elcreepo (03/19/2015) [-]
Holy shit. That's amazing. You've shrunk nearly every part of your body, which is great. Some women shrink their bellies and thighs and can't get arms, or everything but the thighs go down, etc.

Have you plateaued yet, and if so, how did you overcome it?
#196 - anaphase (03/19/2015) [-]
Nice one.
User avatar #190 - hopetheworm (03/19/2015) [-]
Keep going! You look great!
#187 - jasonhasnolife (03/19/2015) [-]
btw when your skinny you will have nice tits.
User avatar #186 - greyhoundfd (03/19/2015) [-]
Holy shit, you're doing great!

Keep at it!
User avatar #182 - stripey (03/19/2015) [-]
keep going! you're doing great!
User avatar #176 - synthane (03/19/2015) [-]
That is some impressive weight loss. Keep it up!
#174 - pwnfrnzy (03/19/2015) [-]
Great work, keep going!
All of FJ is rootin' for ya'!
#416 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
don't speak in the name of others, you faggot.
#456 - pwnfrnzy (03/20/2015) [-]
Sorry you couldn't find the motivation tubby.
#173 - APURPLEPYTHON (03/19/2015) [-]
Keep kicking your own ass! Then you'll have people kissing your ass!
User avatar #166 - hwangnuneo (03/19/2015) [-]
Holy mama, keep going! I'm rooting for ya
#163 - shyyguy (03/19/2015) [-]
Nice!! Take this picture as a motivational poster.
#148 - sebthebrony (03/19/2015) [-]
This is why I fucking love FJ
we have fat shaming fridays, but when someone who's ACTUALLY working to better themselves instead of sitting down and blaming the world, we give them all our love and support
Great fucking work kitchengypsy. You're doing great. Keep lifting them weights
Godspeed you glorious faggots
User avatar #347 - deathstare (03/19/2015) [-]
The points aren't contradictory, they both want people to better themselves with an active lifestyle. Most of being fat, is having the wrong state of mind.
User avatar #444 - sebthebrony (03/19/2015) [-]
Never said they were?
#147 - Visual (03/19/2015) [-]
#146 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
you're an inspiration! I wish i had the commitment you have
#140 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
Goodluck! keep it going!
#130 - kristovsky (03/19/2015) [-]
A overweight girl that is doing something about it, and seeing results. See, this here disproves all the tumblr bullshit.

Keep up the good work Kitchengypsy, you'll go far kid.
User avatar #126 - angelodlt (03/19/2015) [-]
Tbh thats actually a huge improvement already. Keep up the good work!
#112 - diespitris (03/19/2015) [-]

That's awesome! Keep it up! You can do it!
#120 - wraithguard (03/19/2015) [-]
>using a fruit
User avatar #100 - shonasaurus (03/19/2015) [-]
That's one hell of a difference. Keep doing what you're doing!
User avatar #99 - yojo (03/19/2015) [-]
Keep it going. Getting healthier sucks during the process but the result is just an overall much better life
User avatar #98 - iceangel (03/19/2015) [-]
Holy hell you lost 40 pounds in 3 months!?!
That is seriously awesome and you look amazing.
You must have the dedication of a champion
#97 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
good work, lose that weight.

User avatar #92 - ivehadworse (03/19/2015) [-]
Good job.

I like girls with a bit of chub so it's a little sad to see that belly go. But good for you for accepting responsibility and sticking with your guns so you can live a healthier life.
User avatar #85 - vampyrate (03/19/2015) [-]
You look amazing, keep going! I am so proud of you!
User avatar #83 - mirukawa (03/19/2015) [-]
holy shit nice
User avatar #81 - hardstylehobo (03/19/2015) [-]
That's just really awesome work
#49 - No one posted this yet? I'll just leave this here then. 03/15/2015 on Extra wet +1
#28 - I love Wipe-Out. I've got a bunch of these gifs.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Pretty much +1
#46 - travrob (01/30/2015) [-]
**travrob used "*roll picture*"**
**travrob rolled image** Would mind posting them either here or as a Wipe-Out comp?
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fucking san nigger
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User avatar #1617 - creamNscream (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm glad to hear you find such enjoyment here. I too love this site, it gives a sense of belonging almost, I can't quite put it to words, but it's like a second family, a place where people can go and talk about random assorted stuff.
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