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kitchengypsy

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Gender: female
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:3/12/2010
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:The World
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Level 160 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 161 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:261492
Times Content Favorited:548 times
Total Comments Made:384
FJ Points:8706
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I'm a long time FJer, sometimes I post funny stuff and sometimes I don't. That's about it.

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    It's a me Paarthurnax! It's a me Paarthurnax!
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    Glorious! Glorious!
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    What happened? What happened?
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    The Beginning Middle East Version The Beginning Middle East Version
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    Holy, fuck, ow Holy, fuck, ow
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    Squirm Squirm
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    Happy Hour in Africa Happy Hour in Africa
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    Close Calls Close Calls
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    Can You Spot It Can You Spot It
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    Jackie Boy Jackie Boy

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#6 - I have been tempted. That or pour his precious coffee into the… 02/29/2016 on Shitty Houseguest (long... 0
#4 - He actually leaves in 2 days. We told him we can no longer hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2016 on Shitty Houseguest (long... 0
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#5 - roannoke (02/29/2016) [-]
What a prick, Let the air out of his tires as before he leaves then lock the door and dont let him back in
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#6 - kitchengypsy (02/29/2016) [-]
I have been tempted. That or pour his precious coffee into the gas tank.
#2 - Oh we tried to. We explained to him both before he came to sta…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2016 on Shitty Houseguest (long... +1
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#3 - roannoke (02/28/2016) [-]
I have a roommate like this before I kicked him out. Yall need to drop the hammer then. Ultimatum time. Tell him to shape up or ship out. Its awkward as hell but it is what it is. How long has he been there?
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#4 - kitchengypsy (02/29/2016) [-]
He actually leaves in 2 days. We told him we can no longer have him there. It hasn't been easy to say the least.
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#5 - roannoke (02/29/2016) [-]
What a prick, Let the air out of his tires as before he leaves then lock the door and dont let him back in
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#6 - kitchengypsy (02/29/2016) [-]
I have been tempted. That or pour his precious coffee into the gas tank.
#42 - I worked in the only adult store in a small town for 3 months.… 11/22/2015 on Tales from the Porn shop +11
#7 - I can assure you my vagina is very real and even though some h…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2015 on Oh My.... 0
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#8 - funkydiscomaggot (10/23/2015) [-]
I would like to see what some of these scholars say about the properties of your vagina
inb4 baby making properties
#5 - No, but I lack the requested anatomical appendage which is nor…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2015 on Oh My.... 0
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#11 - heartlessrobot (10/23/2015) [-]
Come back when you have a dick.
And yes, a strap-on works too.
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#6 - funkydiscomaggot (10/23/2015) [-]
I thought vagina people on FJ was only a myth
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#7 - kitchengypsy (10/23/2015) [-]
I can assure you my vagina is very real and even though some have claimed it as mystical properties.
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#8 - funkydiscomaggot (10/23/2015) [-]
I would like to see what some of these scholars say about the properties of your vagina
inb4 baby making properties
#2 - Would a strap-on work?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/23/2015 on Oh My.... +1
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#4 - funkydiscomaggot (10/23/2015) [-]
what are you, gay? the answer is yes
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#5 - kitchengypsy (10/23/2015) [-]
No, but I lack the requested anatomical appendage which is normal for my gender.
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#11 - heartlessrobot (10/23/2015) [-]
Come back when you have a dick.
And yes, a strap-on works too.
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#6 - funkydiscomaggot (10/23/2015) [-]
I thought vagina people on FJ was only a myth
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#7 - kitchengypsy (10/23/2015) [-]
I can assure you my vagina is very real and even though some have claimed it as mystical properties.
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#8 - funkydiscomaggot (10/23/2015) [-]
I would like to see what some of these scholars say about the properties of your vagina
inb4 baby making properties
#424 - Band- Route 86 Album- Prejudice and discrimination … 10/21/2015 on Wikipedia Album Game 0
#226 - Worth it. <~~my Guinea pigs Leeloo and Ruby 10/04/2015 on Adventures of God 2 +3
#6 - <-I want...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Pizza Motivation 0
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#9 - smashingprodigy (06/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, pizza's good, but his hair puts me in the mood for Ramen.