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Date Signed Up:3/12/2010
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I'm a long time FJer, sometimes I post funny stuff and sometimes I don't. That's about it.

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    It's a me Paarthurnax! It's a me Paarthurnax!
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    Glorious! Glorious!
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    What happened? What happened?
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    The Beginning Middle East Version The Beginning Middle East Version
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    Holy, fuck, ow Holy, fuck, ow
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    Mary Poppins Saw Style Mary Poppins Saw Style
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    Happy Hour in Africa Happy Hour in Africa
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    Close Calls Close Calls
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    Can You Spot It Can You Spot It
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    Jackie Boy Jackie Boy

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#52 - <- My immune system. 01/24/2015 on If the immune system was a... +26
#1577 - I have been a part of this site for years. I love it and all t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Know your fellow FJer +1
User avatar #1617 - creamNscream (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm glad to hear you find such enjoyment here. I too love this site, it gives a sense of belonging almost, I can't quite put it to words, but it's like a second family, a place where people can go and talk about random assorted stuff.
#199 - Well after she did her whole freakout thing she finally realiz… 12/31/2014 on Blowjob +1
#194 - <- On those days its more like this inside my head  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Blowjob 0
User avatar #196 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
Honestly, I've been in so many awkward situations that I almost don't even fucking care anymore. Though, I'll admit, that's a new level of embarrassing. What kind of fallout sis you have to deal with after that all went down?
User avatar #197 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
sis did
User avatar #199 - kitchengypsy (12/31/2014) [-]
Well after she did her whole freakout thing she finally realized I was standing there with a bloody face and started freaking out about that. Then while we were sitting down in the dining room taking care of my face she looked at me and said, "So I guess I don't have to give you the sex talk huh?"

Its now become a story we laugh about.
#7 - Awww yeah....nutrients. 12/31/2014 on Fresh Cranberries Maybe? +1
#93 - One of the worst things that ever happened to me that was sex …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Blowjob +20
User avatar #99 - peyko (12/31/2014) [-]
There was this one time, at my ex's house, she still lived home by then, we were alone home so we of course began fucking with a lot of noise. What we both failed to notice was her dad coming home from work. Usually he would yell "Hii!" when he entered the house, but this time he didnt, we just heard the door getting slammed on the ground floor (we were at the first floor, europeen measures).
We didnt even have the door closed..


The cringefull thing is, that her dad suggested whether I wanted a ride home, because he was going to my town anyway for grocery shopping, and since I was about to go home anyway, I naturally accepted.

All in all, I got busted fucking his daughter hard and 15 minutes after i'm alone in the car with him silently for around 20 minutes trying to find a good topic to keep a conversation going.

Fuck I hate getting caught. But I love the feeling you get of the slightly chance, that you cán get cought. Its wierd.
User avatar #188 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
Isn't that kinda like exhibitionism?
#82 - Sadly its not my worst.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Blowjob +1
User avatar #83 - peyko (12/31/2014) [-]
I dont know why, but you are making me pop a boner ..

Do tell.
#93 - kitchengypsy (12/31/2014) [-]
One of the worst things that ever happened to me that was sex related was when I met this guy on OKCupid and went out on a date with him. We went to the carnival and had a really good time. He told me he was an honorably discharged Marine after he had taken a bullet to the face (he did have a scar) and he wanted to show me something, but hoped I wouldn't freak out. I said I wouldn't and he promptly removed his teeth. I wasn't too freaked out by it and he was quite relieved.

So the rest of the date goes great and since I hadn't gotten laid in a while I figured why the hell not? We go back to his place, start messing around, and soon we're doing the horizontal mambo.

All was going well until all of a sudden while he's thrusting he starts shouting in my face, ''WHOSE YOUR MARINE?! WHOSE YOUR MARINE?! WHOSE YOUR MARINE?!" I froze and was like "Uhh....you?" To which he replied, "That's right... I"M YOUR FUCKING MARINE! I'M YOUR FUCKING MARINE!"....then boom goes the dynamite he finishes in a fiery explosion of screams.

Luckily not long after he finished my roommate called me and I used her as an excuse to have to go home.

To this day I cannot look at someone who is a Marine without thinking about that.
User avatar #99 - peyko (12/31/2014) [-]
There was this one time, at my ex's house, she still lived home by then, we were alone home so we of course began fucking with a lot of noise. What we both failed to notice was her dad coming home from work. Usually he would yell "Hii!" when he entered the house, but this time he didnt, we just heard the door getting slammed on the ground floor (we were at the first floor, europeen measures).
We didnt even have the door closed..


The cringefull thing is, that her dad suggested whether I wanted a ride home, because he was going to my town anyway for grocery shopping, and since I was about to go home anyway, I naturally accepted.

All in all, I got busted fucking his daughter hard and 15 minutes after i'm alone in the car with him silently for around 20 minutes trying to find a good topic to keep a conversation going.

Fuck I hate getting caught. But I love the feeling you get of the slightly chance, that you cán get cought. Its wierd.
User avatar #188 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
Isn't that kinda like exhibitionism?
#78 - I gave my first blowjob when I was 14. I brought my boyfriend …  [+] (13 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Blowjob +40
#186 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
You ever have one of those days where shit just goes horribly wrong all at once?

and in your head you're just like
#194 - kitchengypsy (12/31/2014) [-]
<- On those days its more like this inside my head
User avatar #196 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
Honestly, I've been in so many awkward situations that I almost don't even fucking care anymore. Though, I'll admit, that's a new level of embarrassing. What kind of fallout sis you have to deal with after that all went down?
User avatar #197 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
sis did
User avatar #199 - kitchengypsy (12/31/2014) [-]
Well after she did her whole freakout thing she finally realized I was standing there with a bloody face and started freaking out about that. Then while we were sitting down in the dining room taking care of my face she looked at me and said, "So I guess I don't have to give you the sex talk huh?"

Its now become a story we laugh about.
#111 - bwiedieter (12/31/2014) [-]
#96 - nchobby (12/31/2014) [-]
that sounds terrible. Pic related to your horrible boyfriend
#81 - peyko (12/31/2014) [-]
**peyko used "*roll picture*"**
**peyko rolled image** Mfw. Dont know if I trust that story though.
User avatar #82 - kitchengypsy (12/31/2014) [-]
Sadly its not my worst.
User avatar #83 - peyko (12/31/2014) [-]
I dont know why, but you are making me pop a boner ..

Do tell.
#93 - kitchengypsy (12/31/2014) [-]
One of the worst things that ever happened to me that was sex related was when I met this guy on OKCupid and went out on a date with him. We went to the carnival and had a really good time. He told me he was an honorably discharged Marine after he had taken a bullet to the face (he did have a scar) and he wanted to show me something, but hoped I wouldn't freak out. I said I wouldn't and he promptly removed his teeth. I wasn't too freaked out by it and he was quite relieved.

So the rest of the date goes great and since I hadn't gotten laid in a while I figured why the hell not? We go back to his place, start messing around, and soon we're doing the horizontal mambo.

All was going well until all of a sudden while he's thrusting he starts shouting in my face, ''WHOSE YOUR MARINE?! WHOSE YOUR MARINE?! WHOSE YOUR MARINE?!" I froze and was like "Uhh....you?" To which he replied, "That's right... I"M YOUR FUCKING MARINE! I'M YOUR FUCKING MARINE!"....then boom goes the dynamite he finishes in a fiery explosion of screams.

Luckily not long after he finished my roommate called me and I used her as an excuse to have to go home.

To this day I cannot look at someone who is a Marine without thinking about that.
User avatar #99 - peyko (12/31/2014) [-]
There was this one time, at my ex's house, she still lived home by then, we were alone home so we of course began fucking with a lot of noise. What we both failed to notice was her dad coming home from work. Usually he would yell "Hii!" when he entered the house, but this time he didnt, we just heard the door getting slammed on the ground floor (we were at the first floor, europeen measures).
We didnt even have the door closed..


The cringefull thing is, that her dad suggested whether I wanted a ride home, because he was going to my town anyway for grocery shopping, and since I was about to go home anyway, I naturally accepted.

All in all, I got busted fucking his daughter hard and 15 minutes after i'm alone in the car with him silently for around 20 minutes trying to find a good topic to keep a conversation going.

Fuck I hate getting caught. But I love the feeling you get of the slightly chance, that you cán get cought. Its wierd.
User avatar #188 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
Isn't that kinda like exhibitionism?
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