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kitchengypsy

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Gender: female
Age: 27
Consoles Owned: XBOX360
Date Signed Up:3/12/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:The World
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Content Ranking:#13180
Comment Ranking:#8495
Highest Content Rank:#2008
Highest Comment Rank:#1612
Content Thumbs: 5735 total,  6760 ,  1025
Comment Thumbs: 2650 total,  2826 ,  176
Content Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 156 Content: Faptastic → Level 157 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:5
Content Views:224129
Times Content Favorited:529 times
Total Comments Made:366
FJ Points:7724
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I'm a long time FJer, sometimes I post funny stuff and sometimes I don't. That's about it.

Funny Pictures

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    It's a me Paarthurnax! It's a me Paarthurnax!
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    Glorious! Glorious!
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    What happened? What happened?
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    Uploaded: 07/12/10
    The Beginning Middle East Version The Beginning Middle East Version
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    Uploaded: 04/06/14
    Holy, fuck, ow Holy, fuck, ow
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    Mary Poppins Saw Style Mary Poppins Saw Style
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Funny Videos

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    Happy Hour in Africa Happy Hour in Africa
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    Close Calls Close Calls

YouTube Videos

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Funny Gifs

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    Can You Spot It Can You Spot It
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    Jackie Boy Jackie Boy

latest user's comments

#28 - I love Wipe-Out. I've got a bunch of these gifs.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Pretty much +1
#46 - travrob (01/30/2015) [-]
**travrob used "*roll picture*"**
**travrob rolled image** Would mind posting them either here or as a Wipe-Out comp?
#93 - I've got another one for you! The San people of Africa. They'r…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on People from around the world 5 +2
User avatar #94 - whiteusername (01/30/2015) [-]
fucking san nigger
#96 - Chukchi mother and child. They are a nomadic people that live … 01/29/2015 on People from around the world 3 +4
#71 - As a BDSM member it is total **** . It has an unhe… 01/29/2015 on 50 Shades +2
#52 - <- My immune system. 01/24/2015 on If the immune system was a... +26
#1577 - I have been a part of this site for years. I love it and all t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Know your fellow FJer +1
User avatar #1617 - creamNscream (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm glad to hear you find such enjoyment here. I too love this site, it gives a sense of belonging almost, I can't quite put it to words, but it's like a second family, a place where people can go and talk about random assorted stuff.
#199 - Well after she did her whole freakout thing she finally realiz… 12/31/2014 on Blowjob +1
#194 - <- On those days its more like this inside my head  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Blowjob 0
User avatar #196 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
Honestly, I've been in so many awkward situations that I almost don't even fucking care anymore. Though, I'll admit, that's a new level of embarrassing. What kind of fallout sis you have to deal with after that all went down?
User avatar #197 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
sis did
User avatar #199 - kitchengypsy (12/31/2014) [-]
Well after she did her whole freakout thing she finally realized I was standing there with a bloody face and started freaking out about that. Then while we were sitting down in the dining room taking care of my face she looked at me and said, "So I guess I don't have to give you the sex talk huh?"

Its now become a story we laugh about.
#7 - Awww yeah....nutrients. 12/31/2014 on Fresh Cranberries Maybe? +1
#93 - One of the worst things that ever happened to me that was sex …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Blowjob +20
User avatar #99 - peyko (12/31/2014) [-]
There was this one time, at my ex's house, she still lived home by then, we were alone home so we of course began fucking with a lot of noise. What we both failed to notice was her dad coming home from work. Usually he would yell "Hii!" when he entered the house, but this time he didnt, we just heard the door getting slammed on the ground floor (we were at the first floor, europeen measures).
We didnt even have the door closed..


The cringefull thing is, that her dad suggested whether I wanted a ride home, because he was going to my town anyway for grocery shopping, and since I was about to go home anyway, I naturally accepted.

All in all, I got busted fucking his daughter hard and 15 minutes after i'm alone in the car with him silently for around 20 minutes trying to find a good topic to keep a conversation going.

Fuck I hate getting caught. But I love the feeling you get of the slightly chance, that you cán get cought. Its wierd.
User avatar #188 - aerosol (12/31/2014) [-]
Isn't that kinda like exhibitionism?
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