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#83 - Yeah I'm planning on it! We have to do a little bit of a long … 08/13/2015 on If Kim Possible was PG-13 0
#81 - I'm 18. I've hung out with guy #2 yesterday and today again an…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2015 on If Kim Possible was PG-13 0
User avatar #82 - BeVuTz (08/12/2015) [-]
Aww bless! Good for you ^_^

So you plan on keeping it exclusive with him then?
User avatar #83 - kinsanity (08/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm planning on it! We have to do a little bit of a long distance thing because I'm going off to school. But it's only three hours so we will visit each other.
#79 - -Update- You probably don't give a **** , but I thin…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2015 on If Kim Possible was PG-13 0
User avatar #80 - BeVuTz (08/11/2015) [-]
That's more in line with the experiences I know of. Just take it easy for the next couple of days. Each time will get considerably easier but, depending on your body, it will take a couple of sessions for your body to get used to it.
From there on it's a quest to find out if you can orgasm with a guy in you.

Just out of curiosity, how old are you?
User avatar #81 - kinsanity (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm 18. I've hung out with guy #2 yesterday and today again and didn't have sex.. I'm not sore anymore today.
Guy #2 turned out to be a really awesome guy. He's the total package. The only "problem" is that he's 24. I don't care but I know my family will. lol I never thought that a random person on FJ would be witness to the birth of my first relationship.
User avatar #82 - BeVuTz (08/12/2015) [-]
Aww bless! Good for you ^_^

So you plan on keeping it exclusive with him then?
User avatar #83 - kinsanity (08/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm planning on it! We have to do a little bit of a long distance thing because I'm going off to school. But it's only three hours so we will visit each other.
#69 - I get it. I've had lots of nights where I just go cuddle with … 08/10/2015 on If Kim Possible was PG-13 0
#65 - I always heard that it would hurt, too. But I guess he was jus…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2015 on If Kim Possible was PG-13 0
User avatar #66 - BeVuTz (08/09/2015) [-]
As you mentioned, being a bit drunk also probably helped too. You were more relaxed that way

Also, friends of mine have said that length isn't everything. Girth is where it's at. A thick 15-17cm dick compared to a thin 20-23cm dick is much, much more enjoyable.

But I don't know, I feel really envious of most people commenting here. I've had a lot of sex, but never really that mindblowing. Only twice. So when a dry spell comes along, I don't miss sex. What I miss most is the human intimacy, even if it's in a one night stand.
User avatar #79 - kinsanity (08/11/2015) [-]
-Update-
You probably don't give a shit, but I think this is hysterical. Had sex with a different guy last night (that's a whole long story in itself, but I pinky promise I'm not just whoring it up).
Turns out that guy #1 just had a tiny dick and that's why it didn't hurt. Last night hurt pretty bad. Even going slow and being gentle still was a very tight fit. I'm very very sore today.
User avatar #80 - BeVuTz (08/11/2015) [-]
That's more in line with the experiences I know of. Just take it easy for the next couple of days. Each time will get considerably easier but, depending on your body, it will take a couple of sessions for your body to get used to it.
From there on it's a quest to find out if you can orgasm with a guy in you.

Just out of curiosity, how old are you?
User avatar #81 - kinsanity (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm 18. I've hung out with guy #2 yesterday and today again and didn't have sex.. I'm not sore anymore today.
Guy #2 turned out to be a really awesome guy. He's the total package. The only "problem" is that he's 24. I don't care but I know my family will. lol I never thought that a random person on FJ would be witness to the birth of my first relationship.
User avatar #82 - BeVuTz (08/12/2015) [-]
Aww bless! Good for you ^_^

So you plan on keeping it exclusive with him then?
User avatar #83 - kinsanity (08/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm planning on it! We have to do a little bit of a long distance thing because I'm going off to school. But it's only three hours so we will visit each other.
User avatar #69 - kinsanity (08/10/2015) [-]
I get it. I've had lots of nights where I just go cuddle with a guy. Sex isn't necessary to have a good time.
Don't get me wrong, though. Sex is extremely fun. It's the reason I'm getting birth control next week so I can do it whenever I want.
#57 - Had sex for the first time Friday night. Insanely awesome …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/09/2015 on If Kim Possible was PG-13 0
User avatar #64 - BeVuTz (08/09/2015) [-]
Women suck equally as well in that regard. You can find douches in both sexes. So don't lose hope

And on a side note, I find it odd that your first time was that great. Most of my female friends said it was uncomfortable and painful, even if they were with someone they absolutely trusted.
User avatar #65 - kinsanity (08/09/2015) [-]
I always heard that it would hurt, too. But I guess he was just small enough. I mean, I definitely felt it, but it was good fit. I will admit that I was a little sore the next day. Mainly my neck from sleeping on his arm.
I'm scared of the day I'm with a guy who has a really big dick. That'll probably hurt.
User avatar #66 - BeVuTz (08/09/2015) [-]
As you mentioned, being a bit drunk also probably helped too. You were more relaxed that way

Also, friends of mine have said that length isn't everything. Girth is where it's at. A thick 15-17cm dick compared to a thin 20-23cm dick is much, much more enjoyable.

But I don't know, I feel really envious of most people commenting here. I've had a lot of sex, but never really that mindblowing. Only twice. So when a dry spell comes along, I don't miss sex. What I miss most is the human intimacy, even if it's in a one night stand.
User avatar #79 - kinsanity (08/11/2015) [-]
-Update-
You probably don't give a shit, but I think this is hysterical. Had sex with a different guy last night (that's a whole long story in itself, but I pinky promise I'm not just whoring it up).
Turns out that guy #1 just had a tiny dick and that's why it didn't hurt. Last night hurt pretty bad. Even going slow and being gentle still was a very tight fit. I'm very very sore today.
User avatar #80 - BeVuTz (08/11/2015) [-]
That's more in line with the experiences I know of. Just take it easy for the next couple of days. Each time will get considerably easier but, depending on your body, it will take a couple of sessions for your body to get used to it.
From there on it's a quest to find out if you can orgasm with a guy in you.

Just out of curiosity, how old are you?
User avatar #81 - kinsanity (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm 18. I've hung out with guy #2 yesterday and today again and didn't have sex.. I'm not sore anymore today.
Guy #2 turned out to be a really awesome guy. He's the total package. The only "problem" is that he's 24. I don't care but I know my family will. lol I never thought that a random person on FJ would be witness to the birth of my first relationship.
User avatar #82 - BeVuTz (08/12/2015) [-]
Aww bless! Good for you ^_^

So you plan on keeping it exclusive with him then?
User avatar #83 - kinsanity (08/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm planning on it! We have to do a little bit of a long distance thing because I'm going off to school. But it's only three hours so we will visit each other.
User avatar #69 - kinsanity (08/10/2015) [-]
I get it. I've had lots of nights where I just go cuddle with a guy. Sex isn't necessary to have a good time.
Don't get me wrong, though. Sex is extremely fun. It's the reason I'm getting birth control next week so I can do it whenever I want.
#78 - I'm a big girl but I hate the fat acceptance movement. I'm 5'…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2015 on Body Acceptance 0
User avatar #107 - joedeltaco (07/31/2015) [-]
Bro, if your fat cool dont care, as long as you dont try to force people with different tastes to idolize your body shape we all good.
#629 - Oh damn it. I did screw it up. I'm in South Carolina, USA. 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#492 - I accidentally posted as anon a while ago. My bad. Let's try t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... +1
#536 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
>Post your pic and location

>Posts just pic

Welp, looks like you did indeed manage to 'mess this up.'
User avatar #629 - kinsanity (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh damn it. I did screw it up. I'm in South Carolina, USA.
#123 - My biggest issue with these people is that they are most likel… 04/06/2015 on Fat Shame 0

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#14 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
sorry you had to find out that you don't know as much about crocs and gators as you thought you did. Georgia here, and I bet you feel silly now, marsh boy.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kinsanity (03/29/2013) [-]
No I definitely know the same amount about alligators and crocodiles. I just didn't look at the picture long enough to notice that the jaw wasn't as wide as I originally thought. After reading the comments and looking at the picture, I can see how it is a crocodile.
#7 - spanishwolf (06/29/2012) [-]
I'd like to give you a medal. For being a logical person on the internet.
User avatar #8 to #8 - kinsanity (06/29/2012) [-]
oh why thank you. I appreciate that.
User avatar #5 - themanta (06/17/2012) [-]
sorry about your whole, 174 thumbs down thing, man. funnyjunk is ******* retarded.
User avatar #6 to #6 - kinsanity (06/18/2012) [-]
thanks, bro. It's good to know that some of funnyjunk has some sense.
#2 - mantaur (03/07/2012) [-]
You do not belong on Funnyjunk, GTFO.
User avatar #3 to #2 - kinsanity (03/08/2012) [-]
My status....was about you. Shut the **** up and get off my page. If you don't wanna see my **** , don't look at it.
#1 - smoothrapsody (03/07/2012) [-]
your profile virginity is mine XD
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