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#123 - My biggest issue with these people is that they are most likel… 04/06/2015 on Fat Shame 0
#24 - Thank you so much for this. I'm a girl and I grew up in a fami…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2014 on (untitled) +11
#105 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
I think maybe one of the harmful things for you there was image and delusion. I've come to learn recently that even though I'm a guy, the results come really slow. You can't expect to lose as much as weight as you'd like to think you do, and that's the mentality that a lot of people have. Instead, you'd be happier if you just focused on losing a small bit every month or so, because you aren't expecting too much of yourself. But the fact that you managed to lose something and you tried your absolute hardest, got to where you're OK with your body type and you feel confident is an incredible achievement and we're all proud of you for it.
User avatar #43 - timmywankenobi (08/13/2014) [-]
A Tidbit of advice, Science has shown that women lose weight faster by focusing on exercises like jogging,biking,spin class,treadmill,jumping jacks,skip rope and hot yoga instead of weight based activities like benching or chin ups ect.
User avatar #137 - amusingusername (08/13/2014) [-]
So do men...

Weight lifting is meant to build muscle not burn fat.
User avatar #183 - timmywankenobi (08/14/2014) [-]
yes but the vast majority of men want good tone and well defined muscles cardio alone won't give you that.
User avatar #185 - amusingusername (08/14/2014) [-]
That's a completely different matter. What you are talking about is the kind of exercise required to obtain the body shape most people prefer.

The point here is to lose fat so you stop overweight and for that cardio is the way to go whether you are a man or a woman.
User avatar #106 - sciencexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
Spin classes and bikes and all of those exercises are called cardiovascular exercises, buddy. Benching and lifting is weight training.
User avatar #184 - timmywankenobi (08/14/2014) [-]
I said Cardio in like 6 other comments dood.
#26 - AnonymousDonor (08/13/2014) [-]
thats fantastic

you poor thing
forgive my patronizing, but from my perspective that i described above, i mean honestly how can i possibly understand the struggle of others to stay thin..
seriously, women who work hard and actually lose it - i mean, again, genetics probably plays a strong part, but the drive of said women is phenomenally respectable

and uhh for the record you sound sexy as fuck also for what its worth im italian and i do love a girl with at least a little curve. i mean goddamn its only healthy
while i can sympathize with the idea of wanting to achieve society's idea of perfection, i will never understand girls who legitimately want and think that its sexy to be a goddamn lich my oldest and (then) best friend got that into her head, starved herself until she became a member of the undead, and subsequently became just another mindless tendril of society.... in short, my best friend died

in any case you are most welcome and i hope the best for you
(but from what i hear and envision, i have a feeling you'll attract the kinda guy who'll not only love you for your personality but also find you insanely sexy and, if you know anything about true love, that's way more than enough to eventually transcend physical attraction altogether. eventually
#158 - According to this, I'm an hourglass shape. My waist isn't smal… 08/06/2014 on Female body types. 0
#22 - lol have a 1500 word essay due in 2 hours...haven't even started. 05/07/2014 on Reaction 0
#19 - I got really excited when I saw that she spells her first name… 11/13/2013 on Ok then 0
#70 - What college did he go to?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on My brother's yearbook staff... 0
User avatar #87 - squaretree (10/16/2013) [-]
El Cid!
User avatar #73 - facetiousrunner (10/16/2013) [-]
The Citadel
#91 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [-]
Just got accepted by the Citadel a few days ago! Did he enjoy it?
User avatar #93 - facetiousrunner (10/16/2013) [-]
yeah he did. Him and my dad can tell stories for hours about that place
#29 - almost? pssh, I was sobbing by that time! 08/07/2013 on Harry Potter 0
#4 - I thought he was Robert Downey Jr. at my first glance. I didn'… 05/30/2013 on Modern street artist 0
#75737 - Holy ******* hell. That is the best advice that has bee…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #75738 - azumeow (05/30/2013) [-]
It's such good advice because it's honest. Guys fucking LOVE honesty.
#75458 - I am really into this guy in my pre-cal class. He is perfect i…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75509 - azumeow (05/29/2013) [-]
Tell him that you're changing schools, that you regret that the two of you never talked more, and ask for his phone number.
User avatar #75737 - kinsanity (05/30/2013) [-]
Holy fucking hell. That is the best advice that has been given to me. The other stuff was good, but that is just perfect.
User avatar #75738 - azumeow (05/30/2013) [-]
It's such good advice because it's honest. Guys fucking LOVE honesty.
#75487 - guitargurl (05/29/2013) [-]
i was in your shoes not too long ago... well like 3 years. i was really liked this one guy i sat next to during lunch and i finally got the guts to ask him out three days before school went out. To my luck he said he was moving to California over the summer, but he said sure anyways. his family decided to wait until he graduated high school and stayed an extra year. We've been together ever since ^^ you should really go for it, you have absolutely nothing to lose. Good Luck!!!
<-- me and him (he also introduced me to funnyjunk)
User avatar #75565 - advicedude (05/29/2013) [-]
You are awesome.
User avatar #75475 - daryldixon (05/29/2013) [-]
bitch nigga just go up to him be like yo cutie whassup
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#14 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
sorry you had to find out that you don't know as much about crocs and gators as you thought you did. Georgia here, and I bet you feel silly now, marsh boy.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kinsanity (03/29/2013) [-]
No I definitely know the same amount about alligators and crocodiles. I just didn't look at the picture long enough to notice that the jaw wasn't as wide as I originally thought. After reading the comments and looking at the picture, I can see how it is a crocodile.
#7 - spanishwolf (06/29/2012) [-]
I'd like to give you a medal. For being a logical person on the internet.
User avatar #8 to #8 - kinsanity (06/29/2012) [-]
oh why thank you. I appreciate that.
User avatar #5 - themanta (06/17/2012) [-]
sorry about your whole, 174 thumbs down thing, man. funnyjunk is ******* retarded.
User avatar #6 to #6 - kinsanity (06/18/2012) [-]
thanks, bro. It's good to know that some of funnyjunk has some sense.
#2 - mantaur (03/07/2012) [-]
You do not belong on Funnyjunk, GTFO.
User avatar #3 to #2 - kinsanity (03/08/2012) [-]
My status....was about you. Shut the **** up and get off my page. If you don't wanna see my **** , don't look at it.
#1 - smoothrapsody (03/07/2012) [-]
your profile virginity is mine XD
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