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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/kingxd123
Steam Profile: kingxd
Consoles Owned: Consoles are for people with money.
Video Games Played: Tetris. (Tetrisfriends.com)
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:8/19/2014
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#9391280 - ok 07/29/2014 on retard forum 0
#9391276 - why  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9391278 - jonglio (07/29/2014) [-]
because its bad
User avatar #9391280 - kingxddd (07/29/2014) [-]
ok
#9391272 - Good.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9391275 - jonglio (07/29/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #9391276 - kingxddd (07/29/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #9391278 - jonglio (07/29/2014) [-]
because its bad
User avatar #9391280 - kingxddd (07/29/2014) [-]
ok
#9388667 - **kingxddd rolls 9,875** 07/29/2014 on retard forum +2
#9388459 - I'd rather drink acid  [+] (19 new replies) 07/29/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9388466 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
pepsi is better than coke fag
User avatar #9388484 - xxangelisxx (07/29/2014) [-]
my nigga
#9388471 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
they're both disgusting high fructose corn syrup water
#9388469 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
Dr Pepper master race
User avatar #9388485 - xxangelisxx (07/29/2014) [-]
tfw no big dr pepper bottles in morrisons
User avatar #9388495 - xxangelisxx (07/29/2014) [-]
meh the closest option is crawling to one of vending machines here
they have dr pepperino
User avatar #9388478 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
we don't have dr pepper here
#9388480 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
I weep for you
User avatar #9388504 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
weep harder
#9388510 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9388513 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
not that hard that's gay
#9388521 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9388523 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
ur gay
#9388525 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9388528 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
very gay
#9388532 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9388536 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
the gayest
#9388539 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
#9388454 - Don't put them in acid  [+] (22 new replies) 07/29/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9388456 - xxangelisxx (07/29/2014) [-]
Nigga it is pepsi
User avatar #9388461 - unusualmoo (07/29/2014) [-]
yeah, acd
User avatar #9388459 - kingxddd (07/29/2014) [-]
I'd rather drink acid
User avatar #9388466 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
pepsi is better than coke fag
User avatar #9388484 - xxangelisxx (07/29/2014) [-]
my nigga
#9388471 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
they're both disgusting high fructose corn syrup water
#9388469 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
Dr Pepper master race
User avatar #9388485 - xxangelisxx (07/29/2014) [-]
tfw no big dr pepper bottles in morrisons
User avatar #9388495 - xxangelisxx (07/29/2014) [-]
meh the closest option is crawling to one of vending machines here
they have dr pepperino
User avatar #9388478 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
we don't have dr pepper here
#9388480 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
I weep for you
User avatar #9388504 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
weep harder
#9388510 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9388513 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
not that hard that's gay
#9388521 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9388523 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
ur gay
#9388525 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9388528 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
very gay
#9388532 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9388536 - tinkotin (07/29/2014) [-]
the gayest
#9388539 - fizzor (07/29/2014) [-]
#9388443 - all of you. You are not allowed to roll me  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on retard forum 0
#9388608 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user splinterloo **
User avatar #9388458 - ajrin (07/29/2014) [-]
**ajrin rolled user thatnigger **
User avatar #9388455 - snipys (07/29/2014) [-]
**snipys rolls a faggot**
#9377578 - Wake up? Is that all you have to do to wake up from a coma is … 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#9376890 - I thought she was going to say b-b-batman 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#9376887 - slut  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9376888 - jonglio (07/28/2014) [-]
stop bullying
#9376884 - fat 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#9376772 - **kingxddd rolled user freepotatoe **  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9376784 - thisiskevinhanian (07/28/2014) [-]
**thisiskevinhanian rolled comment #1848979 ** :
Good
vaginas are gay
#9376777 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
> rape
#9376774 - freepotatoe (07/28/2014) [-]
**freepotatoe rolled comment #11 ** :
Look at all that ridiculous movement
User avatar #9376909 - mckinkymcormic (07/28/2014) [-]
spaceboobs
User avatar #9376864 - konradkurze (07/28/2014) [-]
sauce on that
User avatar #9376908 - freepotatoe (07/28/2014) [-]
Btooom
#9376920 - konradkurze (07/28/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
does freepotatoe fap his brains out to btooom
#9376768 - joshlol irl confirmed 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#9376529 - then yeah that's a ****** offer 07/28/2014 on retard forum +1
#9376520 - dark souls 2 though?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9376526 - insulation (07/28/2014) [-]
nah i'm buying dark souls 1, i already have dark souls 2
User avatar #9376529 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
then yeah that's a shitty offer
#9376519 - oh 07/28/2014 on retard forum +1
#9376512 - Picture 07/28/2014 on retard forum +2
#9376506 - Don't do it, come Skype  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9376515 - insulation (07/28/2014) [-]
i have no money on steam, i'm giving him the money irl, and then he'll gift it to me
User avatar #9376520 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
dark souls 2 though?
User avatar #9376526 - insulation (07/28/2014) [-]
nah i'm buying dark souls 1, i already have dark souls 2
User avatar #9376529 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
then yeah that's a shitty offer
User avatar #9376519 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
oh
#9376501 - For how much? I can hit you up with a better price  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9376505 - insulation (07/28/2014) [-]
for like 15 dollars
User avatar #9376506 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
Don't do it, come Skype
User avatar #9376515 - insulation (07/28/2014) [-]
i have no money on steam, i'm giving him the money irl, and then he'll gift it to me
User avatar #9376520 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
dark souls 2 though?
User avatar #9376526 - insulation (07/28/2014) [-]
nah i'm buying dark souls 1, i already have dark souls 2
User avatar #9376529 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
then yeah that's a shitty offer
User avatar #9376519 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
oh
#9376485 - Picture 07/28/2014 on retard forum +1
#9376069 - yup 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#9376066 - That's correct!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#9376067 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #9376069 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
yup
#9376065 - oh no 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#9375971 - no 07/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#1241 - lol its decaying bro 07/28/2014 on kingxddd's profile 0
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#1187 - themute (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by kingxddd
#961 - kingxddd (03/26/2014) [+] (11 children)
stickied by kingxddd
#1250 - jonglio (08/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1242 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
pasha more like pasta lol rek'd fgit git gud
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - kingxddd (07/31/2014) [-]
no I'm not hungry
#1244 to #1243 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
why u hurt me like this
why u hurt me like this
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
where's my ******* shekels bitch
User avatar #1236 - sorenlolz (07/28/2014) [-]
What have you been up to?
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
Nothing, you?
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - sorenlolz (07/28/2014) [-]
The usual, ya know took up siting sources for Simpsons episodes with a certain nodding gif. I haven't seen you being places that you question how you got to lately, did you stop posting content?
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, got bored of it
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - sorenlolz (07/28/2014) [-]
You're too close to lvl 400. Don't quit before you get there.
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
lol its decaying bro
#1234 - lotengo (07/25/2014) [-]
Baby take me
High upon a new time
High up where the sky meets the sun

I could love you , build my world around you
Never leave you till my life is done

Baby I love you come, come,come into my arms
Let me feel the wonder of all of you
Baby I want you now, now, now and hold on fast
Could this be the magic, at last ?

#1191 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
........!
User avatar #1212 to #1191 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Hurry up! reply limit
#1213 to #1212 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
**themute shakes head**

.......
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
But why..
What did I do
#1215 to #1214 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
........, ............ .............   
   
.............. ........................   
   
.................! ..................!
........, ............ .............

.............. ........................

.................! ..................!
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Wait.. It's my fault?
Do I need to get undressed
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Ladies first.
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Hurry upp
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Please?
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Why are you like that babe....
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
You need to be naked right now
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Is this for me?
#1229 to #1228 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
**themute nods**   
   
-_-
**themute nods**

-_-
#1233 to #1232 - themute (07/23/2014) [-]
............, ..............   
   
............ .................
............, ..............

............ .................
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
I love you too!
#1231 to #1230 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
...
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Finally! I thought you died!
#1193 to #1192 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
.............

........, .............
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Where have you been?
#1195 to #1194 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
......................

................. :/
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
What kind job is that?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Wait, you're a drunk?
#1199 to #1198 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
............!!!   
   
......., ............!!
............!!!

......., ............!!
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Really shouldn't do drugs
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm the police, lets do this
#1203 to #1202 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
..-.....?

......!
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Let's go! I'm ready
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Terrorists are bombing my house
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Don't change the subject!
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Okay, undress
User avatar #1189 - andranadu ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
r
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
No thank you!
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes! That's what I need!
User avatar #1176 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
SPAM
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
omg, bu why
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
because women do not their showers
User avatar #1181 to #1179 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
yes they do
User avatar #1174 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile¨
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
User avatar #1173 - andranadu ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#1158 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
are we bestfriends
#1159 to #1158 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
we are bestfriends
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
who is that anime chick
#1162 to #1161 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Chinatsu Yoshikawa
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
cool
#1164 to #1163 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
We should talk more
We should talk more
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
why dont you then.. dont you love me
User avatar #1177 to #1166 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
OH SO THATS HOW IT IS HUH
#
I THOUGH I WAS SOMETHIGN SPECIAL
User avatar #1180 to #1177 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:21:08] Emperor Pink: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>tfw not mod on rb
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
can i see it
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
if you give me your irl
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
because we are bestfriends
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but im insecure about myself
#1172 to #1171 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't be, show me your irl pleeeeeeeaaaaaase
User avatar #1157 - jonglio (06/14/2014) [-]
………..
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………\……………..‘…../
……….’’…\………. _.·´
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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO
User avatar #1147 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
MLP : FIM - Cutie Mark Crusaders song. (HD)
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
why not
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
cuz autism
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
did you inject it
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
yeah, why
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
just doing my daily checkup
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
but why the video?
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
You won bonus autism
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes!!
User avatar #1141 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
how many pavels do you need to build a rocketspaceshipsubmarine that can fly in jelly because my freezer is hot so i can use it to bake my pizzas
User avatar #1143 to #1141 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
so many
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
i cant even
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
leave the room
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
Answer me on Skype homo
User avatar #1139 - jonglio (06/06/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #1138 - nought (06/04/2014) [-]
How did I get here?
User avatar #1142 to #1138 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
you didnt
User avatar #1119 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
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