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Age: 19
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/kingxd123
Steam Profile: kingxd
Consoles Owned: Consoles are for people with money.
Video Games Played: Tetris. (Tetrisfriends.com)
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:8/01/2014
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#9239869 - FUCK YOU\ I WANT MAGIC TRICK  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9239887 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
use your magic to spawn chocolate milk
User avatar #9239895 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
OKAY
#9239858 - OKAY FAGGOTS WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME MAGIC TRICKZ!?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9239861 - ajrin (07/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #9239860 - darkdanger (07/09/2014) [-]
I
#9239855 - >rook  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9239865 - sovietrussianbear (07/09/2014) [-]
rook moves vertically and horizontally
bishop moves also diagonally
gentleman of color
#9239852 - I CAN GO BUY IT RIGHT NOW BUT I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9239857 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
you really want chocolate milk
just imagine the cold chocolate taste

fuck i want it now
User avatar #9239869 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU\
I WANT MAGIC TRICK
User avatar #9239887 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
use your magic to spawn chocolate milk
User avatar #9239895 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
OKAY
#9239844 - who? 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
#9239842 - nigga 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
#9239839 - I can help you 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
#9239837 - EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE PUFFYCLOUDS NAMES I WANT TO GO BUY CH…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9239846 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
i'd kill someone for a cold glass of chocolate milk
i've been sick today so i can't leave the house to buy some
it's been too hot to leave the house
and i have no money :c
#9239853 - dancininseptember has deleted their comment.
#9239876 - ribocoon (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9239873 - fluttermon (07/09/2014) [-]
Nicely done
User avatar #9239863 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
congrats
you made me press the hide all button for the first time
User avatar #9239867 - dancininseptember (07/09/2014) [-]
awh shiet nigga
User avatar #9239880 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
i usually don't use hide all, but i've been sick all day and you make it worse
you can show yourself when i'm not sick
User avatar #9239885 - dancininseptember (07/09/2014) [-]
I think you've got a serious problem if that makes you that mad, but okay
#9239915 - rize (07/09/2014) [-]
what was it
User avatar #9240145 - dancininseptember (07/09/2014) [-]
a gif of someone pouring chocolate milk down the drain
#9240151 - rize (07/09/2014) [-]
hahaha oh wow
damnit puffy
User avatar #9239899 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
i'm not mad i just don't want to see that shit now
User avatar #9239903 - dancininseptember (07/09/2014) [-]
I deleted it sorry m8
User avatar #9239907 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
ok you're on show all now
User avatar #9239909 - dancininseptember (07/09/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #9239926 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #9239852 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
I CAN GO BUY IT RIGHT NOW
BUT I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO
WHY DO YOU MA|KE ME DO THIS
User avatar #9239857 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
you really want chocolate milk
just imagine the cold chocolate taste

fuck i want it now
User avatar #9239869 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU\
I WANT MAGIC TRICK
User avatar #9239887 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
use your magic to spawn chocolate milk
User avatar #9239895 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
OKAY
User avatar #9239841 - izanaginookami (07/09/2014) [-]
I buy banana milkshakes instead.
User avatar #9239851 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
i'd kill someone for saying that to me
User avatar #9239859 - izanaginookami (07/09/2014) [-]
I've said it to you before.
User avatar #9239866 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
not irl
#9239830 - Celsius?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9239832 - puffyclouds (07/09/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #9239842 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
nigga
#9239826 - QUICKER 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
#9239820 - killself  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9239822 - masterofmuffins (07/09/2014) [-]
oke
User avatar #9239826 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
QUICKER
#9239814 - human cancer  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9239834 - jonglio (07/09/2014) [-]
do u mean kingxddd
User avatar #9239844 - kingxddd (07/09/2014) [-]
who?
#9239812 - gentleman of colors 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
#9239811 - assholes 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
#9239808 - faggots 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
#9239804 - gentleman of colors  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9239813 - ajrin (07/09/2014) [-]
gentleman of colors
gentleman of color
gentleman of colors
User avatar #9239817 - ajrin (07/09/2014) [-]
o
#9232062 - how  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9232066 - maybetraffy (07/08/2014) [-]
copypaste
#9232055 - exotic running out of pictures so he is posting pics that aren…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on retard forum 0
#9232071 - exotic (07/08/2014) [-]
**exotic rolls 082,852**
#9232048 - **kingxddd rolls 975,820** 07/08/2014 on retard forum 0
#9225324 - **kingxddd rolled image ** 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
#9225205 - Thanks man 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
#9225195 - For me?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9225206 - joshlol (07/07/2014) [-]
who the fuck needs that many inches
User avatar #9225212 - exposeyourgenitals (07/07/2014) [-]
people witgh prolapsed anuses. do you know how much it takes for them to feel it?
User avatar #9225207 - walcorn (07/07/2014) [-]
ur mum
User avatar #9225205 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks man
#9225030 - not fatter than you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9225033 - caet (07/07/2014) [-]
yes
#9225025 - Not that fat  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9225028 - caet (07/07/2014) [-]
very fat
User avatar #9225030 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
not fatter than you
User avatar #9225033 - caet (07/07/2014) [-]
yes
#9225013 - how not? so much fat  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9225015 - caet (07/07/2014) [-]
um wow rude. you'r efat.
User avatar #9225025 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
Not that fat
User avatar #9225028 - caet (07/07/2014) [-]
very fat
User avatar #9225030 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
not fatter than you
User avatar #9225033 - caet (07/07/2014) [-]
yes
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#1187 - themute (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by kingxddd
#961 - kingxddd (03/26/2014) [+] (11 children)
stickied by kingxddd
#1242 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
pasha more like pasta lol rek'd fgit git gud
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - kingxddd (07/31/2014) [-]
no I'm not hungry
#1244 to #1243 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
why u hurt me like this
why u hurt me like this
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
where's my fucking shekels bitch
User avatar #1236 - sorenlolz (07/28/2014) [-]
What have you been up to?
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
Nothing, you?
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - sorenlolz (07/28/2014) [-]
The usual, ya know took up siting sources for Simpsons episodes with a certain nodding gif. I haven't seen you being places that you question how you got to lately, did you stop posting content?
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, got bored of it
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - sorenlolz (07/28/2014) [-]
You're too close to lvl 400. Don't quit before you get there.
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
lol its decaying bro
#1235 - jonglio ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
#1234 - lotengo (07/25/2014) [-]
Baby take me
High upon a new time
High up where the sky meets the sun

I could love you , build my world around you
Never leave you till my life is done

Baby I love you come, come,come into my arms
Let me feel the wonder of all of you
Baby I want you now, now, now and hold on fast
Could this be the magic, at last ?

#1191 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
........!
User avatar #1212 to #1191 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Hurry up! reply limit
#1213 to #1212 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
**themute shakes head**

.......
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
But why..
What did I do
#1215 to #1214 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
........, ............ .............   
   
.............. ........................   
   
.................! ..................!
........, ............ .............

.............. ........................

.................! ..................!
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Wait.. It's my fault?
Do I need to get undressed
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Ladies first.
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Hurry upp
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Please?
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Why are you like that babe....
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
You need to be naked right now
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Is this for me?
#1229 to #1228 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
**themute nods**   
   
-_-
**themute nods**

-_-
#1233 to #1232 - themute (07/23/2014) [-]
............, ..............   
   
............ .................
............, ..............

............ .................
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
I love you too!
#1231 to #1230 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
...
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Finally! I thought you died!
#1193 to #1192 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
.............

........, .............
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Where have you been?
#1195 to #1194 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
......................

................. :/
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
What kind job is that?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Wait, you're a drunk?
#1199 to #1198 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
............!!!   
   
......., ............!!
............!!!

......., ............!!
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Really shouldn't do drugs
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm the police, lets do this
#1203 to #1202 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
..-.....?

......!
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Let's go! I'm ready
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Terrorists are bombing my house
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Don't change the subject!
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Okay, undress
User avatar #1189 - andranadu ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
r
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
No thank you!
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes! That's what I need!
User avatar #1176 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
SPAM
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
omg, bu why
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
because women do not their showers
User avatar #1181 to #1179 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
yes they do
User avatar #1174 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile¨
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
User avatar #1173 - andranadu ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
niggers
#1158 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
are we bestfriends
#1159 to #1158 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
we are bestfriends
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
who is that anime chick
#1162 to #1161 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Chinatsu Yoshikawa
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
cool
#1164 to #1163 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
We should talk more
We should talk more
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
why dont you then.. dont you love me
User avatar #1177 to #1166 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
OH SO THATS HOW IT IS HUH
#
I THOUGH I WAS SOMETHIGN SPECIAL
User avatar #1180 to #1177 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:21:08] Emperor Pink: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>tfw not mod on rb
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
can i see it
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
if you give me your irl
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
because we are bestfriends
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but im insecure about myself
#1172 to #1171 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't be, show me your irl pleeeeeeeaaaaaase
User avatar #1157 - jonglio ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
………..
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…………./´¯/‘…’/´¯¯`·¸
………./‘/…/…./……./¨¯\
……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/‘…’)
………\……………..‘…../
……….’’…\………. _.·´
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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO
User avatar #1147 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
MLP : FIM - Cutie Mark Crusaders song. (HD)
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
why not
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
cuz autism
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
did you inject it
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
yeah, why
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
just doing my daily checkup
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
but why the video?
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
You won bonus autism
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes!!
User avatar #1141 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
how many pavels do you need to build a rocketspaceshipsubmarine that can fly in jelly because my freezer is hot so i can use it to bake my pizzas
User avatar #1143 to #1141 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
so many
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
i cant even
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
leave the room
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
Answer me on Skype homo
User avatar #1139 - jonglio ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #1138 - nought (06/04/2014) [-]
How did I get here?
User avatar #1142 to #1138 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
you didnt
User avatar #1119 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1117 - andranadu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
i bet u cant get to level 400 fgt
User avatar #1121 to #1117 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1123 to #1121 - andranadu ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
probably
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