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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/kingxd123
Steam Profile: kingxd
Consoles Owned: Consoles are for people with money.
Video Games Played: Tetris. (Tetrisfriends.com)
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:8/19/2014
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#9328333 - **kingxddd rolled user rudebrat ** cut yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9328342 - darthsalias (07/22/2014) [-]
lel
#9328310 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9328338 - fausticorn (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #9328328 - darthsalias (07/22/2014) [-]
fukken saved
#9328305 - **kingxddd rolled user fausticorn **  [+] (10 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9328331 - darthsalias (07/22/2014) [-]
this works really well with leekspin in the backround
#9328316 - holyfool (07/22/2014) [-]
#9328312 - ajrin (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #9328327 - nickypickle (07/22/2014) [-]
you bought a vita
#9328332 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
/v/-tard pls go.
User avatar #9328329 - ajrin (07/22/2014) [-]
no
#9328308 - fausticorn (07/22/2014) [-]
#9328310 - kingxddd (07/22/2014) [-]
#9328338 - fausticorn (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #9328328 - darthsalias (07/22/2014) [-]
fukken saved
#9328276 - **kingxddd rolled user caffeine ** 07/22/2014 on retard forum +1
#9327418 - Yeah right, where do you find those? They will only find you a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9327429 - lordmandy (07/22/2014) [-]
#9327244 - i dont want a girlfriend i'd prefer a friend that has a lot in…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9327253 - lordmandy (07/22/2014) [-]
why not a gf you've a lot in common with
User avatar #9327418 - kingxddd (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah right, where do you find those? They will only find you as a friend.
User avatar #9327429 - lordmandy (07/22/2014) [-]
#9327209 - 69? nice  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9327213 - datgrass (07/22/2014) [-]
yee
#9327205 - how old will you be?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9327206 - datgrass (07/22/2014) [-]
95
User avatar #9327209 - kingxddd (07/22/2014) [-]
69? nice
User avatar #9327213 - datgrass (07/22/2014) [-]
yee
#9327202 - exactly you don't know me bitch  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9327211 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this
#9327210 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
where am I
#9327208 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
who am I
#9327200 - ok 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9327196 - who are you  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9327197 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
who are you
User avatar #9327202 - kingxddd (07/22/2014) [-]
exactly you don't know me bitch
#9327211 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this
#9327210 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
where am I
#9327208 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
who am I
#9327189 - how many of you want it up the ass?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9327198 - aczzoh (07/22/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #9327200 - kingxddd (07/22/2014) [-]
ok
#9327194 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
u
User avatar #9327196 - kingxddd (07/22/2014) [-]
who are you
#9327197 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
who are you
User avatar #9327202 - kingxddd (07/22/2014) [-]
exactly you don't know me bitch
#9327211 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this
#9327210 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
where am I
#9327208 - rize (07/22/2014) [-]
who am I
#3 - #3 07/22/2014 on thearchangell's profile 0
#9326668 - is that sperm on her keyboard? 07/22/2014 on retard forum +1
#9326652 - and a face  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9326655 - ayumu (07/22/2014) [-]
that's part of a body you fucking strawberry
User avatar #9326654 - tehbestever (07/22/2014) [-]
kingxddd, destroyer of self esteem
#9326644 - xD 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#17 - *after 07/21/2014 on Love Hurts 0
#48 - I don't get it? all I see is tits?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on 4chan designs some shirts +4
User avatar #64 - deadadventurer (07/21/2014) [-]
Tits gets results.
#9320979 - ?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9320987 - ajrin (07/21/2014) [-]
im not into beastiality
#9320970 - what about girl cats?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9320974 - ajrin (07/21/2014) [-]
[worried laugh]
User avatar #9320979 - kingxddd (07/21/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #9320987 - ajrin (07/21/2014) [-]
im not into beastiality
#7 - Picture 07/21/2014 on WOMBO COMBO! +6
#6 - Comment deleted 07/21/2014 on WOMBO COMBO! 0
#9318738 - where do i buy book ******  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9318741 - closingcubez (07/20/2014) [-]
from stores
#9318676 - what are you talking about 07/20/2014 on retard forum 0
#9318674 - Alright. 07/20/2014 on retard forum +1
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#1187 - themute (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by kingxddd
#961 - kingxddd (03/26/2014) [+] (11 children)
stickied by kingxddd
#1250 - jonglio (08/12/2014) [-]
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#1242 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
pasha more like pasta lol rek'd fgit git gud
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - kingxddd (07/31/2014) [-]
no I'm not hungry
#1244 to #1243 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
why u hurt me like this
why u hurt me like this
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - abstractpink (07/31/2014) [-]
where's my ******* shekels bitch
User avatar #1236 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
What have you been up to?
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
Nothing, you?
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
The usual, ya know took up siting sources for Simpsons episodes with a certain nodding gif. I haven't seen you being places that you question how you got to lately, did you stop posting content?
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, got bored of it
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
You're too close to lvl 400. Don't quit before you get there.
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - kingxddd (07/28/2014) [-]
lol its decaying bro
#1234 - lotengo ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Baby take me
High upon a new time
High up where the sky meets the sun

I could love you , build my world around you
Never leave you till my life is done

Baby I love you come, come,come into my arms
Let me feel the wonder of all of you
Baby I want you now, now, now and hold on fast
Could this be the magic, at last ?

#1191 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
........!
User avatar #1212 to #1191 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Hurry up! reply limit
#1213 to #1212 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
**themute shakes head**

.......
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
But why..
What did I do
#1215 to #1214 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
........, ............ .............   
   
.............. ........................   
   
.................! ..................!
........, ............ .............

.............. ........................

.................! ..................!
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Wait.. It's my fault?
Do I need to get undressed
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Ladies first.
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Hurry upp
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Please?
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Why are you like that babe....
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
You need to be naked right now
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Is this for me?
#1229 to #1228 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
**themute nods**   
   
-_-
**themute nods**

-_-
#1233 to #1232 - themute (07/23/2014) [-]
............, ..............   
   
............ .................
............, ..............

............ .................
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
I love you too!
#1231 to #1230 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
...
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Finally! I thought you died!
#1193 to #1192 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
.............

........, .............
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Where have you been?
#1195 to #1194 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
......................

................. :/
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
What kind job is that?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Wait, you're a drunk?
#1199 to #1198 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
............!!!   
   
......., ............!!
............!!!

......., ............!!
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Really shouldn't do drugs
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm the police, lets do this
#1203 to #1202 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
..-.....?

......!
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Let's go! I'm ready
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Terrorists are bombing my house
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Don't change the subject!
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Okay, undress
User avatar #1189 - andranadu (07/07/2014) [-]
r
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
No thank you!
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes! That's what I need!
User avatar #1176 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
SPAM
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
omg, bu why
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
because women do not their showers
User avatar #1181 to #1179 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
yes they do
User avatar #1174 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile¨
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
#1158 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
are we bestfriends
#1159 to #1158 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
we are bestfriends
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
who is that anime chick
#1162 to #1161 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Chinatsu Yoshikawa
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
cool
#1164 to #1163 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
We should talk more
We should talk more
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
why dont you then.. dont you love me
User avatar #1177 to #1166 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
OH SO THATS HOW IT IS HUH
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I THOUGH I WAS SOMETHIGN SPECIAL
User avatar #1180 to #1177 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:21:08] Emperor Pink: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>tfw not mod on rb
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
can i see it
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
if you give me your irl
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
because we are bestfriends
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but im insecure about myself
#1172 to #1171 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't be, show me your irl pleeeeeeeaaaaaase
User avatar #1157 - jonglio (06/14/2014) [-]
………..
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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO
User avatar #1147 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
MLP : FIM - Cutie Mark Crusaders song. (HD)
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
why not
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
cuz autism
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
did you inject it
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
yeah, why
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
just doing my daily checkup
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
but why the video?
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
You won bonus autism
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes!!
User avatar #1141 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
how many pavels do you need to build a rocketspaceshipsubmarine that can fly in jelly because my freezer is hot so i can use it to bake my pizzas
User avatar #1143 to #1141 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
so many
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
i cant even
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
leave the room
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
Answer me on Skype homo
User avatar #1139 - jonglio (06/06/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #1138 - nought (06/04/2014) [-]
How did I get here?
User avatar #1142 to #1138 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
you didnt
User avatar #1119 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
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