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Age: 19
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/kingxd123
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Consoles Owned: Consoles are for people with money.
Video Games Played: Tetris. (Tetrisfriends.com)
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
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#9198789 - your mom doesn't have a compuer  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9198800 - jonglio (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah she doesn't
#9198787 - fag  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +4
User avatar #9198793 - abstractpink (07/04/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #9198795 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
your mom is o
#9198784 - Inbox (62/70) Sent (0/3) Empty Inbox (no subject)T…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +5
#9198820 - mrturferpop (07/04/2014) [-]
#9198779 - your mom didn't get sims  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9198782 - jonglio (07/04/2014) [-]
my mom doesn't have a computer..
User avatar #9198789 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
your mom doesn't have a compuer
User avatar #9198800 - jonglio (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah she doesn't
#9198777 - because I paid for it from my own money! And I also change… 07/04/2014 on retard forum 0
#1 - STOP PLS I BEG OF YOU  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Quarter Final Antics:... -3
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (07/04/2014) [-]
I can't
not until the WC is over
and then i'll do the Euro 2016 qualifiers
User avatar #3 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
NO I DONT LIKE FOOTBALL
#5 - mudkipfucker (07/04/2014) [-]
as long as theres football, i'll make oc
User avatar #17 - lordfroz (07/05/2014) [-]
keep posting football stuff i love you. brasil will win.
User avatar #6 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
OH GOD *sobbing internally*
#9198765 - can't wait to play this game  [+] (8 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +4
User avatar #9198810 - ajrin (07/04/2014) [-]
it's shit tho
User avatar #9198801 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
why didn't you get minecraft?
User avatar #9198770 - thewitchking (07/04/2014) [-]
Have that for the ps3
played it once, never again.
User avatar #9198771 - jonglio (07/04/2014) [-]
wtf you didn't get sims?
User avatar #9198779 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
your mom didn't get sims
User avatar #9198782 - jonglio (07/04/2014) [-]
my mom doesn't have a computer..
User avatar #9198789 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
your mom doesn't have a compuer
User avatar #9198800 - jonglio (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah she doesn't
#9198759 - Hasn't* you stupid uneducated **** 07/04/2014 on retard forum +4
#9198754 - Nah, piece of crap doesn't even make you draw any better, I st…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9198768 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't need it to make me draw better
i just wonder if it's easy to draw and if it works properly
also, if it's a piece of crap then why not just give it to me?
User avatar #9198777 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
because I paid for it from my own money!
And I also changed the OS those devices to 4.4 kitkat rom. Works fine.
#9198750 - themute haven't said a word to me today.. Hates me.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +3
#9201520 - themute (07/05/2014) [-]
..., .............

.............
#9198758 - agreatusername (07/04/2014) [-]
Dont talk about my waifu like that.
#9198747 - ************ GET YOUR OWN  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9198749 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
i will when i have money
can you tell me if it's good
is it worth it?
User avatar #9198754 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Nah, piece of crap doesn't even make you draw any better, I still draw stickmans
User avatar #9198768 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't need it to make me draw better
i just wonder if it's easy to draw and if it works properly
also, if it's a piece of crap then why not just give it to me?
User avatar #9198777 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
because I paid for it from my own money!
And I also changed the OS those devices to 4.4 kitkat rom. Works fine.
#9198731 - NO YOU ****** You know how much I paid for those!?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9198733 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
probably as much as it says in the link

you have 2 , gib one of them plz
User avatar #9198747 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
MOTHERFUCKER GET YOUR OWN
User avatar #9198749 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
i will when i have money
can you tell me if it's good
is it worth it?
User avatar #9198754 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Nah, piece of crap doesn't even make you draw any better, I still draw stickmans
User avatar #9198768 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't need it to make me draw better
i just wonder if it's easy to draw and if it works properly
also, if it's a piece of crap then why not just give it to me?
User avatar #9198777 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
because I paid for it from my own money!
And I also changed the OS those devices to 4.4 kitkat rom. Works fine.
#9198727 - I have like 2 of those laying around  [+] (8 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +2
User avatar #9198728 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
gib
User avatar #9198731 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
NO YOU FUCKER
You know how much I paid for those!?
User avatar #9198733 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
probably as much as it says in the link

you have 2 , gib one of them plz
User avatar #9198747 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
MOTHERFUCKER GET YOUR OWN
User avatar #9198749 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
i will when i have money
can you tell me if it's good
is it worth it?
User avatar #9198754 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Nah, piece of crap doesn't even make you draw any better, I still draw stickmans
User avatar #9198768 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't need it to make me draw better
i just wonder if it's easy to draw and if it works properly
also, if it's a piece of crap then why not just give it to me?
User avatar #9198777 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
because I paid for it from my own money!
And I also changed the OS those devices to 4.4 kitkat rom. Works fine.
#9198720 - how fun is it from scale a scale of 1 to 13  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9198725 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
sims 3 is a 14
User avatar #9198723 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
that's an opinion m9
#9198711 - i like fun games  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9198714 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
far cry 3
User avatar #9198720 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
how fun is it from scale a scale of 1 to 13
User avatar #9198725 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
sims 3 is a 14
User avatar #9198723 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
that's an opinion m9
#9198706 - I played skyrim a little bit havent played fallout  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9198708 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
what do you mean a little bit? what's wrong with you?
User avatar #9198711 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
i like fun games
User avatar #9198714 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
far cry 3
User avatar #9198720 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
how fun is it from scale a scale of 1 to 13
User avatar #9198725 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
sims 3 is a 14
User avatar #9198723 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
that's an opinion m9
#9198677 - ok 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
#9198675 - yeah 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
#9198668 - Yeah but I don't want to play L.A. Noire in german  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9198672 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
b-but
#9198658 - really?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9198670 - kidmorbid (07/04/2014) [-]
no
of course not
User avatar #9198677 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
ok
#9198652 - I haven't play L.A. Noire in the first place  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9198663 - kidmorbid (07/04/2014) [-]
reply lvl 1000000
User avatar #9198675 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #9198656 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
wat
you dont have to play LA. noire to learn german
User avatar #9198668 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but I don't want to play L.A. Noire in german
User avatar #9198672 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
b-but
#9198639 - EVERYTHING IS BORING\ someone recommend a fun long lasting game  [+] (35 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9198716 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
the sims 3
User avatar #9198700 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
any Bethesda game studios game
User avatar #9198706 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
I played skyrim a little bit havent played fallout
User avatar #9198708 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
what do you mean a little bit? what's wrong with you?
User avatar #9198711 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
i like fun games
User avatar #9198714 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
far cry 3
User avatar #9198720 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
how fun is it from scale a scale of 1 to 13
User avatar #9198725 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
sims 3 is a 14
User avatar #9198723 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
that's an opinion m9
User avatar #9198648 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
learn german
User avatar #9198652 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
I haven't play L.A. Noire in the first place
User avatar #9198663 - kidmorbid (07/04/2014) [-]
reply lvl 1000000
User avatar #9198675 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #9198656 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
wat
you dont have to play LA. noire to learn german
User avatar #9198668 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but I don't want to play L.A. Noire in german
User avatar #9198672 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
b-but
User avatar #9198649 - andranadu (07/04/2014) [-]
i dropped it its annoyin af
User avatar #9198664 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
ur a pussy
dont you even know anything more than english
User avatar #9198667 - andranadu (07/04/2014) [-]
i can understand spoken russian perfectly
User avatar #9198674 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
w-who needs russian anyway I'm going to learn russian too
User avatar #9198678 - andranadu (07/04/2014) [-]
hehe gl
User avatar #9198680 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
nigga russian its easy as fuck
User avatar #9198683 - andranadu (07/04/2014) [-]
so is ur mum
User avatar #9198690 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
fotze
User avatar #9198665 - nazo (07/04/2014) [-]
do you*
User avatar #9198647 - oxymoronking (07/04/2014) [-]
animal crossing
you'll be addicted for years
User avatar #9198645 - andranadu (07/04/2014) [-]
super mario bros
User avatar #9198644 - kidmorbid (07/04/2014) [-]
mw1 multiplayer
User avatar #9198715 - linxusthevagabond (07/04/2014) [-]
are you implying mw1 is not the only good game in that series?
User avatar #9198658 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
really?
User avatar #9198670 - kidmorbid (07/04/2014) [-]
no
of course not
User avatar #9198677 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #9198643 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
minecraft
User avatar #9198641 - jonglio (07/04/2014) [-]
the sims 3
User avatar #9198646 - puffyclouds (07/04/2014) [-]
lol yes
#9198284 - nope 07/04/2014 on retard forum 0
#9198097 - **kingxddd rolled image ** this is offensive  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9198107 - xxangelisxx (07/04/2014) [-]
Is that a pug?
#9198105 - ashedust (07/04/2014) [-]
**ashedust rolled image** This is funny
#9198092 - lol 07/04/2014 on retard forum 0
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#1187 - themute (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by kingxddd
#961 - kingxddd (03/26/2014) [+] (11 children)
stickied by kingxddd
#1191 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
........!
User avatar #1212 to #1191 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Hurry up! reply limit
#1213 to #1212 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
**themute shakes head**

.......
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
But why..
What did I do
#1215 to #1214 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
........, ............ .............   
   
.............. ........................   
   
.................! ..................!
........, ............ .............

.............. ........................

.................! ..................!
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Wait.. It's my fault?
Do I need to get undressed
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Ladies first.
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Hurry upp
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Please?
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Why are you like that babe....
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
You need to be ***** right now
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Is this for me?
#1229 to #1228 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
**themute nods**   
   
-_-
**themute nods**

-_-
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
I love you too!
#1231 to #1230 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
...
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Finally! I thought you died!
#1193 to #1192 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
.............

........, .............
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Where have you been?
#1195 to #1194 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
......................

................. :/
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
What kind job is that?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Wait, you're a drunk?
#1199 to #1198 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
............!!!   
   
......., ............!!
............!!!

......., ............!!
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Really shouldn't do drugs
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm the police, lets do this
#1203 to #1202 - themute (07/11/2014) [-]
..-.....?

......!
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Let's go! I'm ready
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Terrorists are bombing my house
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Don't change the subject!
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - kingxddd (07/11/2014) [-]
Okay, undress
User avatar #1189 - andranadu (07/07/2014) [-]
r
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
No thank you!
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes! That's what I need!
User avatar #1176 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
SPAM
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
omg, bu why
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
because women do not their showers
User avatar #1181 to #1179 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
yes they do
User avatar #1174 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile¨
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
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#1158 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
are we bestfriends
#1159 to #1158 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
we are bestfriends
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
who is that anime chick
#1162 to #1161 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Chinatsu Yoshikawa
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
cool
#1164 to #1163 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
We should talk more
We should talk more
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
why dont you then.. dont you love me
User avatar #1177 to #1166 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
OH SO THATS HOW IT IS HUH
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I THOUGH I WAS SOMETHIGN SPECIAL
User avatar #1180 to #1177 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:21:08] Emperor Pink: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>tfw not mod on rb
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
can i see it
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
if you give me your irl
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
because we are bestfriends
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but im insecure about myself
#1172 to #1171 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't be, show me your irl pleeeeeeeaaaaaase
User avatar #1157 - jonglio ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
………..
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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO
User avatar #1147 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
MLP : FIM - Cutie Mark Crusaders song. (HD)
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
why not
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
cuz autism
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
did you inject it
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
yeah, why
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
just doing my daily checkup
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
but why the video?
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
You won bonus autism
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes!!
User avatar #1141 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
how many pavels do you need to build a rocketspaceshipsubmarine that can fly in jelly because my freezer is hot so i can use it to bake my pizzas
User avatar #1143 to #1141 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
so many
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
i cant even
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
leave the room
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
Answer me on Skype homo
User avatar #1139 - jonglio ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #1138 - nought ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
How did I get here?
User avatar #1142 to #1138 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
you didnt
User avatar #1119 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1117 - andranadu (05/31/2014) [-]
i bet u cant get to level 400 fgt
User avatar #1121 to #1117 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #1110 - jonglio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
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Post this to the prettiest dickgirls you know

If you get 3 back you are a pretty dickgirl

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User avatar #1120 to #1110 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
but no
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - jonglio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
butt yes
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
butt no
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - jonglio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
but butts
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
whats with the late responses?
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - jonglio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
d-doing ur mom sorr
User avatar #1108 - abstractpink (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey kid, want some pony porn?
User avatar #1122 to #1108 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
n-no mum said it might cause autism
User avatar #1106 - alexthesiro ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
everybody thumb down kingxdd's content so he can't be 1
User avatar #1124 to #1106 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1137 to #1124 - alexthesiro ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
copypasta
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - kingxddd (05/30/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #1103 - jonglio ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
you have been visited by a meme, repost 3 times or you will be memed
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User avatar #1125 to #1103 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1130 to #1125 - jonglio ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
cute
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - kingxddd (05/30/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - jonglio ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
you just got memed.
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