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Age: 19
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/kingxd123
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Consoles Owned: Consoles are for people with money.
Video Games Played: Tetris. (Tetrisfriends.com)
Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
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#1187 - themute (07/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by kingxddd
#961 - kingxddd (03/26/2014) [+] (11 children)
stickied by kingxddd
User avatar #1189 - andranadu ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
r
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - kingxddd (07/07/2014) [-]
No thank you!
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - kingxddd (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes! That's what I need!
User avatar #1176 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
SPAM
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
omg, bu why
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
because women do not their showers
User avatar #1181 to #1179 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
yes they do
User avatar #1174 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
[14:16:11] Pasha: comment on my profile
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User avatar #1173 - andranadu ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#1158 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
are we bestfriends
#1159 to #1158 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
we are bestfriends
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
who is that anime chick
#1162 to #1161 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Chinatsu Yoshikawa
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
cool
#1164 to #1163 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
We should talk more
We should talk more
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
why dont you then.. dont you love me
User avatar #1177 to #1166 - joshlol (06/22/2014) [-]
OH SO THATS HOW IT IS HUH
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I THOUGH I WAS SOMETHIGN SPECIAL
User avatar #1180 to #1177 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
[14:21:08] Emperor Pink: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>tfw not mod on rb
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
can i see it
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
if you give me your irl
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
because we are bestfriends
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - kingxddd (06/22/2014) [-]
but im insecure about myself
#1172 to #1171 - abstractpink (06/22/2014) [-]
Don't be, show me your irl pleeeeeeeaaaaaase
User avatar #1157 - jonglio (06/14/2014) [-]
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BRO FIST

IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO
User avatar #1147 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
MLP : FIM - Cutie Mark Crusaders song. (HD)
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
why not
User avatar #1150 to #1149 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
cuz autism
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
did you inject it
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
yeah, why
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
just doing my daily checkup
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
but why the video?
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - abstractpink (06/11/2014) [-]
You won bonus autism
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - kingxddd (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes!!
User avatar #1141 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
how many pavels do you need to build a rocketspaceshipsubmarine that can fly in jelly because my freezer is hot so i can use it to bake my pizzas
User avatar #1143 to #1141 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
so many
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
i cant even
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - kingxddd (06/10/2014) [-]
leave the room
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
Answer me on Skype homo
User avatar #1139 - jonglio (06/06/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #1138 - nought (06/04/2014) [-]
How did I get here?
User avatar #1142 to #1138 - abstractpink (06/10/2014) [-]
you didnt
User avatar #1119 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1117 - andranadu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
i bet u cant get to level 400 fgt
User avatar #1121 to #1117 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1123 to #1121 - andranadu ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #1110 - jonglio (05/31/2014) [-]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Post this to the prettiest dickgirls you know

If you get 3 back you are a pretty dickgirl

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
User avatar #1120 to #1110 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
but no
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - jonglio (05/31/2014) [-]
butt yes
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
butt no
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - jonglio (05/31/2014) [-]
but butts
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
whats with the late responses?
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - jonglio (05/31/2014) [-]
d-doing ur mom sorr
User avatar #1108 - abstractpink (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey kid, want some pony porn?
User avatar #1122 to #1108 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - kingxddd (05/31/2014) [-]
n-no mum said it might cause autism
User avatar #1106 - alexthesiro ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
everybody thumb down kingxdd's content so he can't be 1
User avatar #1124 to #1106 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1137 to #1124 - alexthesiro ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
copypasta
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - kingxddd (05/30/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #1103 - jonglio (05/30/2014) [-]
you have been visited by a meme, repost 3 times or you will be memed
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User avatar #1125 to #1103 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1130 to #1125 - jonglio (06/01/2014) [-]
cute
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - kingxddd (05/30/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - jonglio (05/30/2014) [-]
you just got memed.
User avatar #1102 - jonglio (05/29/2014) [-]
POST THIS ON ALL UR FRIENDS WALLS IF U WOULD GO FAST
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User avatar #1126 to #1102 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her ***** was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
User avatar #1129 to #1126 - jonglio (06/01/2014) [-]
y are u doin this
User avatar #1131 to #1129 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
cuz i get turn'd on
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - jonglio (06/01/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
did u **** hawke yet
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - jonglio (06/01/2014) [-]
men faen, nei
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - abstractpink (06/01/2014) [-]
Hvor er du trist >:c
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - jonglio (06/01/2014) [-]
jeg er ikke trist lol
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