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|#14 - Not quite. It's still figuring out what those names mean. … [+] (4 new replies)||08/20/2016 on The Joker(s)||+3|
#24 - ranoche (08/20/2016) [-]
plus batman can hack into almost anything. hospital records, government records, police records, all across the world all at his disposal.. With the amount of times he's been arrested they likely have blood and DNA samples, fingerprints or even dental records. If batman can make supercomputers and jets he should be able to make a decent facial recognition software. Honestly the fact that he hadn't already figured that out before then is bullshit.
Also Batman in almost every universe has an amazing memory and attention to detail. He should be able to notice something as obvious as a different jawline, nose, gumline, and cheekbones especially when joker loves to lean in real close to him so he can monologue, that's his favorite shtick
#16 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Google is not omniscient. Just start googling your name or friends or family. Just like a phone book. Not everyone has their name plastered for all to see. So it isn't so simple as just google it.
You have a name and a face which makes your job easier than just have a name or just a face.
A face is just a john doe.
a name is a person with no face.
Either way you need to do a little detective work. The case with Lex Luthor. He didn't care. He just was having a little fun or a joke at the expense of the situation. Considering Lex Luthor sets his focus on much bigger priorities. He doesn't see The Flash as too important for a man of his intelligence. Who could very easily find out who someone is with a little detective work.
Kind of like police work ya know. Birth records and shit. Stuff you can't simply pull up on google cause it's private info. Unless you just plaster ALL your personal info on facebook like a retard.
|#45 - Tome of Beasts is the pdf.||08/17/2016 on I need a favor||+5|
|#9 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies)||08/14/2016 on The Choices We Must Face||-5|
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|#3 - I think you misread. He's MORE careful with fake currency … [+] (9 new replies)||08/14/2016 on How do you manage money?||+52|
#6 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
|#3 - See who? [+] (23 new replies)||08/09/2016 on Dreams comes true..||+119|
|#13 - Yes, explain that to a four year old. [+] (1 new reply)||08/09/2016 on rekt||+2|
|#45 - I understand where you were going, carrots being around the sa… [+] (3 new replies)||08/02/2016 on Ityidiospu Boki Zolemmeysl||+1|
#63 - mrpotatofudge (08/03/2016) [-]
looking this up
you are correct
the strongest a human can bight is 1200 newtons and thats with like a fuck ton of strength factors added
average highest bite for humans is 700 newtons
it takes 1400 newtons to cause fractures to occur in the bone
so you would have to do double your average "normal tough bite" to crunch a finger
but thats just bone
im pretty sure there is weaker areas on the finger
like the joints
so it is possible for another human to bite another humans finger off
but you would have to be doing some very specific shit in order for it to happen
-specific teeth positioning
-biting an old person
im not sure where im going with this tbh
but i would totally bight your fingers off if i was given the right circumstances
|#35 - Hentai is under creep. Generally, to normies, if they told…||07/23/2016 on how fucked are you?||0|
|#13 - I agree with notnotnot, it wasn't something that needed an ans…||07/23/2016 on How it is||0|