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#14 - Not quite. It's still figuring out what those names mean. …  [+] (4 replies) 08/20/2016 on The Joker(s) +3
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#49 - tariv (08/21/2016) [-]
So? It's not like he would know the name of the one, much less the three. So his question was still pointless.
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#15 - soyfriedbryce (08/20/2016) [-]
Yeah, but it would give a pretty good start. And google is a mans best friend.
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#24 - ranoche (08/20/2016) [-]
plus batman can hack into almost anything. hospital records, government records, police records, all across the world all at his disposal.. With the amount of times he's been arrested they likely have blood and DNA samples, fingerprints or even dental records. If batman can make supercomputers and jets he should be able to make a decent facial recognition software. Honestly the fact that he hadn't already figured that out before then is bullshit.
Also Batman in almost every universe has an amazing memory and attention to detail. He should be able to notice something as obvious as a different jawline, nose, gumline, and cheekbones especially when joker loves to lean in real close to him so he can monologue, that's his favorite shtick
#16 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Google is not omniscient. Just start googling your name or friends or family. Just like a phone book. Not everyone has their name plastered for all to see. So it isn't so simple as just google it.

You have a name and a face which makes your job easier than just have a name or just a face.

A face is just a john doe.

a name is a person with no face.

Either way you need to do a little detective work. The case with Lex Luthor. He didn't care. He just was having a little fun or a joke at the expense of the situation. Considering Lex Luthor sets his focus on much bigger priorities. He doesn't see The Flash as too important for a man of his intelligence. Who could very easily find out who someone is with a little detective work.

Kind of like police work ya know. Birth records and shit. Stuff you can't simply pull up on google cause it's private info. Unless you just plaster ALL your personal info on facebook like a retard.
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 replies) 08/14/2016 on The Choices We Must Face -5
#17 - alarubra (08/14/2016) [-]
#12 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Yo, chill less

Any more and your brain will go into deep freeze
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#10 - ruba (08/14/2016) [-]

I meant

I never eat peanuts

therefore different peanuts have no effect because i never eat them

hmmy dude
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 replies) 08/14/2016 on The Choices We Must Face -6
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#8 - ruba (08/14/2016) [-]
No shit sherlock.

Allergy to peanuts= No peanut consumption= Shittier peanuts have no effect on me.
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#17 - alarubra (08/14/2016) [-]
#12 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Yo, chill less

Any more and your brain will go into deep freeze
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#10 - ruba (08/14/2016) [-]

I meant

I never eat peanuts

therefore different peanuts have no effect because i never eat them

hmmy dude
#3 - I think you misread. He's MORE careful with fake currency …  [+] (9 replies) 08/14/2016 on How do you manage money? +52
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#4 - dehnoobshow (08/14/2016) [-]
Well yes.
Oddly enough, in my case, when something is easier to get, I take better care of it.
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#8 - donatelo (08/14/2016) [-]
How have you lived this far?
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#10 - dehnoobshow (08/14/2016) [-]
By having impulse control.
#6 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
What kind of backward arse logic is that?
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#7 - dehnoobshow (08/14/2016) [-]
I am aware.
I'm fucked up.
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#15 - theoldfritz (08/14/2016) [-]
real nigga hours be hitting on you
get some sleep
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#16 - dehnoobshow (08/14/2016) [-]
But it's 6 PM
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#21 - demonlordxsixtyfor (08/17/2016) [-]
your point is?
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#17 - theoldfritz (08/14/2016) [-]
Its 0:50 in Croatia
but we dont have black people here, soooo
fair enough i guess
#3 - See who?  [+] (23 replies) 08/09/2016 on Dreams comes true.. +119
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#5 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
john cena, the man in the gif
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#18 - ipwnallnubz (08/10/2016) [-]
I'm confused. Why is this guy sinking in the Red Sea?
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#52 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
these people clearly have eyesight problems and mistook the red thumb for the green thumb
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#54 - ipwnallnubz (08/10/2016) [-]
Those poor people.
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#24 - carthil (08/10/2016) [-]
because memes my dear friend
#6 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
There's John Cena?
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#7 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
yes, in the gif
#8 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
Sorry, I don't see him.
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#9 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
he's in the gif for the entire shot
#10 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
I will have to watch it again then. I'll keep you updated.
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#11 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
you might need to visit an ophthalmologist if you can't see him
#12 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, still nothing.
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#13 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
i would recommend booking an appointment as soon as possible then
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#36 - sedativechunk (08/10/2016) [-]
#14 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, I can see where you're coming from. I'll look into it.
#15 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
eat my ass, you communist nazi
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#55 - tevenz (08/10/2016) [-]
turn in your meme badge.
#56 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
#16 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
No thanks, I already ate.
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#19 - HobbsBear (08/10/2016) [-]
Wait, besides the fans there's someone in this gif? If there is, I can't see him.
#20 - rattygoner (08/10/2016) [-]
all i see is chair
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#21 - HobbsBear (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, it was pretty cool how they made it look like it was floating like that. But then again, wrestlings always been fake, so they've got plenty of know-how to do it.
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#25 - mustachebro (08/10/2016) [-]
I dunno. This match seems to be haunted.
#13 - Yes, explain that to a four year old.  [+] (1 reply) 08/09/2016 on rekt +2
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#17 - muffinofrage (08/09/2016) [-]
Batman tries to help villains be good people because his parents always told him that he should help everyone before they died. Also implying that some tumblrtard or something didn't make this up for attention.
#45 - I understand where you were going, carrots being around the sa…  [+] (3 replies) 08/02/2016 on Ityidiospu Boki Zolemmeysl +1
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#46 - mrpotatofudge (08/02/2016) [-]
they are

isnt their some shit about how you can bite your own fingers off like carrots but your brain is all


dont do that
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#56 - toosexyforyou (08/02/2016) [-]
Finger bone should be a lot harder to bite through than a carrot though.
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#63 - mrpotatofudge (08/03/2016) [-]
looking this up

you are correct

the strongest a human can bight is 1200 newtons and thats with like a fuck ton of strength factors added

average highest bite for humans is 700 newtons

it takes 1400 newtons to cause fractures to occur in the bone

so you would have to do double your average "normal tough bite" to crunch a finger

but thats just bone

im pretty sure there is weaker areas on the finger

like the joints

so it is possible for another human to bite another humans finger off

but you would have to be doing some very specific shit in order for it to happen

-specific teeth positioning
-mom strenght
-biting an old person

im not sure where im going with this tbh

but i would totally bight your fingers off if i was given the right circumstances