Upload
Login or register

kingthatcrawls

Last status update:
-
Date Signed Up:7/17/2012
Last Login:8/29/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4295
Highest Content Rank:#14152
Highest Comment Rank:#2139
Content Thumbs: 75 total,  127 ,  52
Comment Thumbs: 4663 total,  5129 ,  466
Content Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 4 Content: New Here → Level 5 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:0
Content Views:9999
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:569
FJ Points:4529
Favorite Tags: me (2)

  • Views: 2373
    Thumbs Up 44 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +41
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 07/18/12
    So it seems. So it seems.
  • Views: 2040
    Thumbs Up 26 Thumbs Down 6 Total: +20
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 10/18/12
    The Jar The Jar
  • Views: 1243
    Thumbs Up 14 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +12
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 09/03/12
    Batman vs Spiderman Batman vs Spiderman
  • Views: 1572
    Thumbs Up 20 Thumbs Down 8 Total: +12
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 09/09/12
    It's glorious. It's glorious.
  • Views: 1109
    Thumbs Up 6 Thumbs Down 6 Total: 0
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 09/20/12
    The new iPhone 5 The new iPhone 5

latest user's comments

#14 - Not quite. It's still figuring out what those names mean. …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2016 on The Joker(s) +3
User avatar
#49 - tariv (08/21/2016) [-]
So? It's not like he would know the name of the one, much less the three. So his question was still pointless.
User avatar
#15 - soyfriedbryce (08/20/2016) [-]
Yeah, but it would give a pretty good start. And google is a mans best friend.
User avatar
#24 - ranoche (08/20/2016) [-]
plus batman can hack into almost anything. hospital records, government records, police records, all across the world all at his disposal.. With the amount of times he's been arrested they likely have blood and DNA samples, fingerprints or even dental records. If batman can make supercomputers and jets he should be able to make a decent facial recognition software. Honestly the fact that he hadn't already figured that out before then is bullshit.
Also Batman in almost every universe has an amazing memory and attention to detail. He should be able to notice something as obvious as a different jawline, nose, gumline, and cheekbones especially when joker loves to lean in real close to him so he can monologue, that's his favorite shtick
#16 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Google is not omniscient. Just start googling your name or friends or family. Just like a phone book. Not everyone has their name plastered for all to see. So it isn't so simple as just google it.

You have a name and a face which makes your job easier than just have a name or just a face.

A face is just a john doe.

a name is a person with no face.

Either way you need to do a little detective work. The case with Lex Luthor. He didn't care. He just was having a little fun or a joke at the expense of the situation. Considering Lex Luthor sets his focus on much bigger priorities. He doesn't see The Flash as too important for a man of his intelligence. Who could very easily find out who someone is with a little detective work.

Kind of like police work ya know. Birth records and shit. Stuff you can't simply pull up on google cause it's private info. Unless you just plaster ALL your personal info on facebook like a retard.
#45 - Tome of Beasts is the pdf. 08/17/2016 on I need a favor +5
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2016 on The Choices We Must Face -5
#17 - alarubra (08/14/2016) [-]
#12 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Yo, chill less

Any more and your brain will go into deep freeze
User avatar
#10 - ruba (08/14/2016) [-]
whut

I meant

I never eat peanuts

therefore different peanuts have no effect because i never eat them

hmmy dude
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2016 on The Choices We Must Face -6
User avatar
#8 - ruba (08/14/2016) [-]
No shit sherlock.

Allergy to peanuts= No peanut consumption= Shittier peanuts have no effect on me.
#9 - kingthatcrawls has deleted their comment.
#17 - alarubra (08/14/2016) [-]
#12 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Yo, chill less

Any more and your brain will go into deep freeze
User avatar
#10 - ruba (08/14/2016) [-]
whut

I meant

I never eat peanuts

therefore different peanuts have no effect because i never eat them

hmmy dude
#3 - I think you misread. He's MORE careful with fake currency …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2016 on How do you manage money? +52
User avatar
#4 - dehnoobshow (08/14/2016) [-]
Well yes.
Oddly enough, in my case, when something is easier to get, I take better care of it.
User avatar
#8 - donatelo (08/14/2016) [-]
How have you lived this far?
User avatar
#10 - dehnoobshow (08/14/2016) [-]
By having impulse control.
#6 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
What kind of backward arse logic is that?
User avatar
#7 - dehnoobshow (08/14/2016) [-]
I am aware.
I'm fucked up.
User avatar
#15 - theoldfritz (08/14/2016) [-]
real nigga hours be hitting on you
get some sleep
User avatar
#16 - dehnoobshow (08/14/2016) [-]
But it's 6 PM
User avatar
#21 - demonlordxsixtyfor (08/17/2016) [-]
your point is?
User avatar
#17 - theoldfritz (08/14/2016) [-]
Its 0:50 in Croatia
but we dont have black people here, soooo
fair enough i guess
#3 - See who?  [+] (23 new replies) 08/09/2016 on Dreams comes true.. +119
User avatar
#5 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
john cena, the man in the gif
User avatar
#18 - ipwnallnubz (08/10/2016) [-]
I'm confused. Why is this guy sinking in the Red Sea?
User avatar
#52 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
these people clearly have eyesight problems and mistook the red thumb for the green thumb
User avatar
#54 - ipwnallnubz (08/10/2016) [-]
Those poor people.
User avatar
#24 - carthil (08/10/2016) [-]
because memes my dear friend
#6 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
There's John Cena?
User avatar
#7 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
yes, in the gif
#8 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
Sorry, I don't see him.
User avatar
#9 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
he's in the gif for the entire shot
#10 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
I will have to watch it again then. I'll keep you updated.
User avatar
#11 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
you might need to visit an ophthalmologist if you can't see him
#12 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, still nothing.
User avatar
#13 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
i would recommend booking an appointment as soon as possible then
User avatar
#36 - sedativechunk (08/10/2016) [-]
#14 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, I can see where you're coming from. I'll look into it.
#15 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
eat my ass, you communist nazi
User avatar
#55 - tevenz (08/10/2016) [-]
turn in your meme badge.
#56 - hxhmaniac (08/10/2016) [-]
#16 - givemethesalt (08/10/2016) [-]
No thanks, I already ate.
User avatar
#19 - HobbsBear (08/10/2016) [-]
Wait, besides the fans there's someone in this gif? If there is, I can't see him.
#20 - rattygoner (08/10/2016) [-]
all i see is chair
User avatar
#21 - HobbsBear (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, it was pretty cool how they made it look like it was floating like that. But then again, wrestlings always been fake, so they've got plenty of know-how to do it.
User avatar
#25 - mustachebro (08/10/2016) [-]
I dunno. This match seems to be haunted.
#13 - Yes, explain that to a four year old.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2016 on rekt +2
User avatar
#17 - muffinofrage (08/09/2016) [-]
Batman tries to help villains be good people because his parents always told him that he should help everyone before they died. Also implying that some tumblrtard or something didn't make this up for attention.
#45 - I understand where you were going, carrots being around the sa…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2016 on Ityidiospu Boki Zolemmeysl +1
User avatar
#46 - mrpotatofudge (08/02/2016) [-]
they are

isnt their some shit about how you can bite your own fingers off like carrots but your brain is all


no

dont do that
User avatar
#56 - toosexyforyou (08/02/2016) [-]
Finger bone should be a lot harder to bite through than a carrot though.
User avatar
#63 - mrpotatofudge (08/03/2016) [-]
looking this up

you are correct


the strongest a human can bight is 1200 newtons and thats with like a fuck ton of strength factors added


average highest bite for humans is 700 newtons


it takes 1400 newtons to cause fractures to occur in the bone


so you would have to do double your average "normal tough bite" to crunch a finger



but thats just bone


im pretty sure there is weaker areas on the finger

like the joints

so it is possible for another human to bite another humans finger off

but you would have to be doing some very specific shit in order for it to happen

-Adrenalin
-specific teeth positioning
-mom strenght
-biting an old person



im not sure where im going with this tbh

but i would totally bight your fingers off if i was given the right circumstances

#35 - Hentai is under creep. Generally, to normies, if they told… 07/23/2016 on how fucked are you? 0
#13 - I agree with notnotnot, it wasn't something that needed an ans… 07/23/2016 on How it is 0