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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: Swiggity
Youtube Channel: Swooty
Steam Profile: ImComingForThatBooty
Date Signed Up:10/14/2012
Last Login:5/04/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 382 total,  470 ,  88
Comment Thumbs: 79831 total,  82430 ,  2599
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 38 Content: Peasant → Level 39 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 91.1% (911/1000)
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Content Views:22314
Total Comments Made:7708
FJ Points:16502

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#1 - Looks like a reason to NOT work if you ask me  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on well sh*t +13
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#5 - remilia (02/16/2014) [-]
I would light up a match and throw it inside, then go for a walk and come back half an hour later.

Either my work place is cleaned the fuck up or the building burned down. Either way, the shit is gone.
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#9 - minnten (02/17/2014) [-]
turning a harmless prank into attempted arson is a sure way to not have to worry about a workspace for 5-10 years.
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#14 - remilia (02/17/2014) [-]
Regret nothing. i don't fuck around.
This is work, not a playground.
#2 - I thought it was a speaking toaster 10/10  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on The phonecall +200
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#26 - manicekman (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh wait, so that is a radio?
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#10 - furiousmarshmellow (02/16/2014) [-]
In North Korea, that does count as a television.
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#76 - brettyht (02/17/2014) [-]
I can confirm this. the glorious lord told us it is true
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Gotta catch'em all +2
#11 - abraxocleaner (02/16/2014) [-]
How do i click?
#6 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
cant see shit
#4 - Picture 02/16/2014 on ditto 0
#3 - Picture 02/16/2014 on Logic +108
#1 - Cluedo is a lot harder when there isn't a black guy to blame it on.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on A typical game of cluedo +1
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#3 - demigodofmadness (02/15/2014) [-]
Ah yes, it was Mister Negro spanish for black who killed him with a Glock in the kitchen. He also killed anybody else who accused him in various other places.
#4 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 02/15/2014 on /b/ +237
#36 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
peanutbitter said himself, stop rehashing this joke
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#5 - angrybarts (02/15/2014) [-]
No, Fuck off we're done with that now
#19 - countbleck (02/16/2014) [-]
you dare insult our beloved and handsome demigod of FJ?
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#51 - sharklazers (02/16/2014) [-]
He said himself to stop making these shitty jokes.
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#81 - megatheman (02/17/2014) [-]
shitty jokes?
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#82 - sharklazers (02/17/2014) [-]
HUEHUEUHRHRUE LOL SO FANNEE
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#83 - megatheman (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm actually sorry.
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#46 - meanie (02/16/2014) [-]
lol that's pretty sad
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#7 - furrysheaperd (02/15/2014) [-]
i agree that was just gross what he did dont know why people love him for being disgusting
#71 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
Yiff in hell, furfag.
#72 - furrysheaperd (02/16/2014) [-]
k
#40 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
says the furry posting as anon just to use this gif
#42 - furrysheaperd (02/16/2014) [-]
a video of a guy shitting is no where near as bad as a furry
#74 - furiousmarshmellow (02/16/2014) [-]
That's right.

A furry is far worse.
#75 - furrysheaperd (02/16/2014) [-]
then the worst would be a furry into poo videos worst of both cases
#76 - furiousmarshmellow (02/16/2014) [-]
You post these gifs saying you don't give a fuck, yet you apparently care enough to reply to these.
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#77 - furrysheaperd (02/16/2014) [-]
i just think its rude not to respond when someone talks to me even if i dont care there inuslting me i should at least acknowledge the fact i saw it ya know?
#41 - dagreatmax (02/16/2014) [-]
Fukken saved
#2 - I misread it as "70 bans hidden in 1 picture" … 02/15/2014 on 70 bands hidden in 1 picture. +7
#28 - [Potato eating intensifies] 02/14/2014 on AoT Fact Compilation #3... 0
#3 - AWW YISS SHARE THE BREADCRUMBS 02/14/2014 on Bread Crumbs +6
#17 - This websiteball thing may be just exactly what Funnyjunk need…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Funnyjunk and Tumblr +4
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#55 - someoneforamoment (02/15/2014) [-]
*cancerball
#11 - Honestly, I'd like it if Michael Jackson was spiderman. Here c…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +62
#70 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
Couldn't be any worse than the angst-y man-child of Spiderman 3.
#24 - stealingbikes (02/15/2014) [-]
#7 - Comment deleted 02/14/2014 on Girl hijacks bf's fb after... +2
#6 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/14/2014 on this... actually makes... +69
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#11 - infinitereaper (02/15/2014) [-]
>tfw my soil has no nutrients
>tfw when my field is polluted
>tfw when I don't even have a field
#27 - adrianoc (02/15/2014) [-]
That field when
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#22 - tehrox (02/15/2014) [-]
>that feel when when I don't even have a field
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#45 - hackhazardly (02/15/2014) [-]
That field man.
#21 - lastsamurai (02/15/2014) [-]
tfw when
fuck man.
#1 - "Bat-Mobile" for those who don't get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Boy "wonder" +80
#3 - olizandri (02/15/2014) [-]
You're...

A DORA BOWL! I GET IT!
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on I've build a Dane +48
#4 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
I feel like you should blame English for that, so many countries use the word "fart" and variations of it to say "speed" and here they go making it flatulence.
#5 - Picture 02/14/2014 on Captain England +1
#12 - Picture 02/14/2014 on Bitches be like +7
#880400 - Yeah, **** was dokidoki as **** 02/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#2 - And then you failed the kid for being a cheeky cunt  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2014 on 007 +302
#30 - jvcjvc (02/14/2014) [-]
- and she is a cunt!
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#31 - bouazizforever (02/14/2014) [-]
Facts: Tycho Brahe lost his nose in a duel, and he died because he held back his need to urinate for several hours.
#35 - jvcjvc (02/14/2014) [-]
It was only a small part of his nose, and his death due to urine-infection (because his bladder exploded) is only a myth. He was at a party and became ill, then he died 1-2 weeks later.

Examinations of his hair has given a sagnificant indication that he died from mercury poisoning. they saw in a particle examination that a small part the straw of hair had a very high concentration of mercury in what is calculated as the length of hair that grows in 20 minuttes. this showed that the mercury came from the blood and not the mercury fumes in the observatory (because their equipment was often gilded with mercury). This mercury is most likely from "medicine" (pure mercury) that he most likely ingested when he was sick.

TL;DR: he died from mercury poisoning
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#37 - bouazizforever (02/14/2014) [-]
PS: I saw that they got his skull in a jar.
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#36 - bouazizforever (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. I just read an article on it, was it about his beard?
#880181 - Picture 02/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#879799 - Most people here torrent their anime, so it's unlikely they'd … 02/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#879798 - ほら、みあみご 02/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#879797 - Harry x Snape  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#879817 - yusay (02/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't click that.
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#879829 - jettom (02/12/2014) [-]
faggot
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#879828 - gardenmanly (02/12/2014) [-]
That just made me want to click it more
I regret it
#2 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 02/12/2014 on meanwhile in Japan +234
#102 - aerosol (02/13/2014) [-]
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#74 - theungenious (02/13/2014) [-]
Top Secret > Naked Gun
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#50 - newdevyx (02/13/2014) [-]
I can't remember where that's from. Care to remind me?
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#54 - theodordronen (02/13/2014) [-]
that's top secret
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#70 - propanex (02/13/2014) [-]
Can you just tell us?
#72 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
He did
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#93 - propanex (02/13/2014) [-]
Way to kill it...
#28 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
i was just like "wait whaaaat?" the first six times i saw it!
-dinozzzo
#31 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
uhhh... What? Dinozzo is my name...
#33 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
Nope, dinozzzo here
~dinozzzo
#59 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
will the real dinozzzo please stand up
#32 - veryspecialagent (02/13/2014) [-]
Hey mine too.
#15 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
Top Secret!
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#420 - miia ONLINE (05/17/2016) [-]
GIF
**miia rolled user sketchE **
#398 - thatnigger (02/12/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

I remember you once knocking me for having a plain background on MAL. I got this now, hope you like it.
#399 to #398 - kingsombra (02/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty nice

I don't like it when people overkill it with CSS, but yours look pretty good.

You need to login to view this link

But do you have preview-images when you hover over the links?
#400 to #399 - thatnigger (02/12/2014) [-]
Don't need preview-imgaes. Hiro is all my MAL need.

Thankies, I think mine looks nice as well. Yours is good as well.
#401 to #400 - kingsombra (02/12/2014) [-]
What's so special about Hiro?
#402 to #401 - thatnigger (02/12/2014) [-]
She's cute and loving. She can cook as well and look after people so she's responsible. She's awesome.
#403 to #402 - kingsombra (02/12/2014) [-]
So pretty much the same as the 3000 other characters of the same type?
#404 to #403 - thatnigger (02/12/2014) [-]
pretty much the best*
#397 - swagloon (02/07/2014) [-]
Hey.
I League.
You League.
Lets League together.

Summoner's name is Bangala. I mostly play as Lulu, Singed, or Tristana.
#396 - kragadraga (01/08/2014) [-]
I see them all the time but hadn't seen the sombra version of your profile pic, too much d'aw
I see them all the time but hadn't seen the sombra version of your profile pic, too much d'aw
#391 - hornack (01/04/2014) [-]
Is there a way I could get your fj points?
#392 to #391 - kingsombra (01/04/2014) [-]
Tell me one of your secrets, and you just might
#393 to #392 - hornack (01/04/2014) [-]
I secretly like girls.
#394 to #393 - kingsombra (01/04/2014) [-]
Wow

Good thing we're anonymous on the internet, huh?
#395 to #394 - hornack (01/04/2014) [-]
We're suppose to stay anonymous? Crap.
#380 - mikli (12/14/2013) [-]
Hi Sombra
#381 to #380 - kingsombra (12/14/2013) [-]
uguu~~
#382 to #381 - mikli (12/14/2013) [-]
That's not how say hi, baka
#383 to #382 - kingsombra (12/14/2013) [-]
UGUUUU~~
#384 to #383 - mikli (12/14/2013) [-]
omfg
omfg
#385 to #384 - kingsombra (12/14/2013) [-]
Is that your new mascot?
#386 to #385 - mikli (12/14/2013) [-]
I have several mascots. I change from conversation to conversation.
#387 to #386 - kingsombra (12/14/2013) [-]
You soulless creature
#388 to #387 - mikli (12/14/2013) [-]
y dis
this way I can have all the blondes
#389 to #388 - kingsombra (12/14/2013) [-]
I'd say her hair is more wheat colored.

it's funny because the kanji for wheat is "mugi"
#390 to #389 - mikli (12/14/2013) [-]
oh ****
i didn't even know
#377 - turdofdoom (12/11/2013) [-]
you just made tha beggest mestaek of ya laef
#378 to #377 - kingsombra (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I regret it
#379 to #378 - turdofdoom (12/11/2013) [-]
aaaah is no problem is goin to be ok ma *****
#365 - drainbramage (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm just letting you know that you disgust me.
#367 to #365 - kingsombra (08/30/2013) [-]
What did I do wrong?
#369 to #367 - drainbramage (08/30/2013) [-]
You know exactly what you did wrong.
You know exactly what you did wrong.
#370 to #369 - kingsombra (08/30/2013) [-]
Sorry for being alive
Sorry for being alive
#371 to #370 - drainbramage (08/30/2013) [-]
You're not forgiven, faggot.
#372 to #371 - kingsombra (08/30/2013) [-]
#356 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
I had nearly forgotten you existed still. Hi buddy.
I had nearly forgotten you existed still. Hi buddy.
#357 to #356 - kingsombra (08/21/2013) [-]
Back at you. Surprised to see you're still around
#358 to #357 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
I only came back here because lordbutthurt was here. How have you been?
I only came back here because lordbutthurt was here. How have you been?
#359 to #358 - kingsombra (08/21/2013) [-]
I've been good, I guess. Nothing to complain about at least, been watching a lot of anime so I haven't seen a pony episode in like a year, though I've already seen the 2 first seasons like 5 times. Anything new within the pony world? I heard about something called Equestria Girls, but I have no idea what it is. </lifestory>

I'm surprised to hear Lordbutthurt is still around as well. So, what about you?
#360 to #359 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
Eh, i finally achieved being happy. so there is that. and i also have a fiance now.
#361 to #360 - kingsombra (08/21/2013) [-]
Does achieving happiness have anything to do with meeting a fiance?

What's your sex again? My brain says girl, but I don't wanna say anything for sure
#362 to #361 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes, it does. and your brain is right.
#363 to #362 - kingsombra (08/21/2013) [-]
What the **** is up with your avatar
#364 to #363 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
I don't know!
#352 - phanact (07/23/2013) [-]
I know how you feel
I move all my items to an alt so my profile isn't ugly
#353 to #352 - kingsombra (07/23/2013) [-]
Well, I tried to do that, but I couldn't find the "initiate a trade" button
#354 to #353 - phanact (07/23/2013) [-]
It needs items
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