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Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Swiggity
Youtube Channel: Swooty
Steam Profile: ImComingForThatBooty
Date Signed Up:10/14/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#2 - I thought it was a speaking toaster 10/10  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on The phonecall +200
User avatar #26 - manicekman (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh wait, so that is a radio?
User avatar #10 - furiousmarshmellow (02/16/2014) [-]
In North Korea, that does count as a television.
User avatar #76 - brettyht (02/17/2014) [-]
I can confirm this. the glorious lord told us it is true
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Gotta catch'em all +2
#11 - abraxocleaner (02/16/2014) [-]
How do i click?
#6 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
cant see shit
#4 - Picture 02/16/2014 on ditto 0
#3 - Picture 02/16/2014 on Logic +108
#1 - Cluedo is a lot harder when there isn't a black guy to blame it on.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on A typical game of cluedo +1
User avatar #3 - demigodofmadness (02/15/2014) [-]
Ah yes, it was Mister Negro spanish for black who killed him with a Glock in the kitchen. He also killed anybody else who accused him in various other places.
#4 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 02/15/2014 on /b/ +237
#36 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
peanutbitter said himself, stop rehashing this joke
User avatar #5 - angrybarts (02/15/2014) [-]
No, Fuck off we're done with that now
#19 - countbleck (02/16/2014) [-]
you dare insult our beloved and handsome demigod of FJ?
User avatar #51 - sharklazers (02/16/2014) [-]
He said himself to stop making these shitty jokes.
User avatar #81 - megatheman (02/17/2014) [-]
shitty jokes?
User avatar #82 - sharklazers (02/17/2014) [-]
HUEHUEUHRHRUE LOL SO FANNEE
User avatar #83 - megatheman (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm actually sorry.
User avatar #46 - meanie (02/16/2014) [-]
lol that's pretty sad
User avatar #7 - furrysheaperd (02/15/2014) [-]
i agree that was just gross what he did dont know why people love him for being disgusting
#71 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
Yiff in hell, furfag.
#72 - furrysheaperd (02/16/2014) [-]
k
#40 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
says the furry posting as anon just to use this gif
#42 - furrysheaperd (02/16/2014) [-]
a video of a guy shitting is no where near as bad as a furry
#74 - furiousmarshmellow (02/16/2014) [-]
That's right.

A furry is far worse.
#75 - furrysheaperd (02/16/2014) [-]
then the worst would be a furry into poo videos worst of both cases
#76 - furiousmarshmellow (02/16/2014) [-]
You post these gifs saying you don't give a fuck, yet you apparently care enough to reply to these.
User avatar #77 - furrysheaperd (02/16/2014) [-]
i just think its rude not to respond when someone talks to me even if i dont care there inuslting me i should at least acknowledge the fact i saw it ya know?
#41 - dagreatmax (02/16/2014) [-]
Fukken saved
#2 - I misread it as "70 bans hidden in 1 picture" … 02/15/2014 on 70 bands hidden in 1 picture. +7
#28 - [Potato eating intensifies] 02/14/2014 on AoT Fact Compilation #3... 0
#3 - AWW YISS SHARE THE BREADCRUMBS 02/14/2014 on Bread Crumbs +6
#17 - This websiteball thing may be just exactly what Funnyjunk need…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Funnyjunk and Tumblr +4
#55 - someoneforamoment (02/15/2014) [-]
*cancerball
#11 - Honestly, I'd like it if Michael Jackson was spiderman. Here c…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +62
#70 - anonymous (02/15/2014) [-]
Couldn't be any worse than the angst-y man-child of Spiderman 3.
#24 - stealingbikes (02/15/2014) [-]
#7 - Comment deleted 02/14/2014 on Girl hijacks bf's fb after... +2
#6 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/14/2014 on this... actually makes... +69
User avatar #11 - infinitereaper (02/15/2014) [-]
>tfw my soil has no nutrients
>tfw when my field is polluted
>tfw when I don't even have a field
#27 - adrianoc (02/15/2014) [-]
That field when
User avatar #22 - tehrox (02/15/2014) [-]
>that feel when when I don't even have a field
User avatar #45 - hackhazardly (02/15/2014) [-]
That field man.
#21 - lastsamurai (02/15/2014) [-]
tfw when
fuck man.
#1 - "Bat-Mobile" for those who don't get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on Boy "wonder" +80
#3 - olizandri (02/15/2014) [-]
You're...

A DORA BOWL! I GET IT!
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on I've build a Dane +48
#4 - anonymous (02/15/2014) [-]
I feel like you should blame English for that, so many countries use the word "fart" and variations of it to say "speed" and here they go making it flatulence.
#5 - Picture 02/14/2014 on Captain England +1
#12 - Picture 02/14/2014 on Bitches be like +7
#880400 - Yeah, **** was dokidoki as **** 02/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#2 - And then you failed the kid for being a cheeky cunt  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2014 on 007 +302
#30 - jvcjvc (02/14/2014) [-]
- and she is a cunt!
User avatar #31 - bouazizforever (02/14/2014) [-]
Facts: Tycho Brahe lost his nose in a duel, and he died because he held back his need to urinate for several hours.
#35 - jvcjvc (02/14/2014) [-]
It was only a small part of his nose, and his death due to urine-infection (because his bladder exploded) is only a myth. He was at a party and became ill, then he died 1-2 weeks later.

Examinations of his hair has given a sagnificant indication that he died from mercury poisoning. they saw in a particle examination that a small part the straw of hair had a very high concentration of mercury in what is calculated as the length of hair that grows in 20 minuttes. this showed that the mercury came from the blood and not the mercury fumes in the observatory (because their equipment was often gilded with mercury). This mercury is most likely from "medicine" (pure mercury) that he most likely ingested when he was sick.

TL;DR: he died from mercury poisoning
User avatar #37 - bouazizforever (02/14/2014) [-]
PS: I saw that they got his skull in a jar.
User avatar #36 - bouazizforever (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. I just read an article on it, was it about his beard?
#880181 - Picture 02/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#879799 - Most people here torrent their anime, so it's unlikely they'd … 02/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#879798 - ほら、みあみご 02/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#879797 - Harry x Snape  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#879810 - yusay has deleted their comment.
User avatar #879817 - yusay (02/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't click that.
User avatar #879829 - jettom (02/12/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #879828 - gardenmanly (02/12/2014) [-]
That just made me want to click it more
I regret it
#2 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 02/12/2014 on meanwhile in Japan +234
#102 - aerosol (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 - theungenious (02/13/2014) [-]
Top Secret > Naked Gun
User avatar #50 - newdevyx (02/13/2014) [-]
I can't remember where that's from. Care to remind me?
User avatar #54 - theodordronen (02/13/2014) [-]
that's top secret
User avatar #70 - propanex (02/13/2014) [-]
Can you just tell us?
#72 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
He did
User avatar #93 - propanex (02/13/2014) [-]
Way to kill it...
#28 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
i was just like "wait whaaaat?" the first six times i saw it!
-dinozzzo
#31 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
uhhh... What? Dinozzo is my name...
#33 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
Nope, dinozzzo here
~dinozzzo
#59 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
will the real dinozzzo please stand up
#32 - veryspecialagent (02/13/2014) [-]
Hey mine too.
#15 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
Top Secret!
#4 - He went out in style 02/12/2014 on I believe I can fly +14
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User avatar #418 - kingsombra (11/02/2014) [-]
Where's the highest comment rank?
User avatar #398 - thatnigger (02/12/2014) [-]
myanimelist.net/animelist/thatnigger

I remember you once knocking me for having a plain background on MAL. I got this now, hope you like it.
User avatar #399 to #398 - kingsombra (02/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty nice

I don't like it when people overkill it with CSS, but yours look pretty good.

myanimelist.net/animelist/Xeeva

But do you have preview-images when you hover over the links?
#400 to #399 - thatnigger (02/12/2014) [-]
Don't need preview-imgaes. Hiro is all my MAL need.

Thankies, I think mine looks nice as well. Yours is good as well.
User avatar #401 to #400 - kingsombra (02/12/2014) [-]
What's so special about Hiro?
#402 to #401 - thatnigger (02/12/2014) [-]
She's cute and loving. She can cook as well and look after people so she's responsible. She's awesome.
#403 to #402 - kingsombra (02/12/2014) [-]
So pretty much the same as the 3000 other characters of the same type?
#404 to #403 - thatnigger (02/12/2014) [-]
pretty much the best*
#397 - swagloon (02/07/2014) [-]
Hey.
I League.
You League.
Lets League together.

Summoner's name is Bangala. I mostly play as Lulu, Singed, or Tristana.
#396 - kragadraga (01/08/2014) [-]
I see them all the time but hadn't seen the sombra version of your profile pic, too much d'aw
I see them all the time but hadn't seen the sombra version of your profile pic, too much d'aw
User avatar #391 - hornack (01/04/2014) [-]
Is there a way I could get your fj points?
User avatar #392 to #391 - kingsombra (01/04/2014) [-]
Tell me one of your secrets, and you just might
User avatar #393 to #392 - hornack (01/04/2014) [-]
I secretly like girls.
User avatar #394 to #393 - kingsombra (01/04/2014) [-]
Wow

Good thing we're anonymous on the internet, huh?
User avatar #395 to #394 - hornack (01/04/2014) [-]
We're suppose to stay anonymous? Crap.
#380 - mikli ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Hi Sombra
#382 to #381 - mikli ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
That's not how say hi, baka
#384 to #383 - mikli ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
omfg
omfg
#385 to #384 - kingsombra (12/14/2013) [-]
Is that your new mascot?
#386 to #385 - mikli ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
I have several mascots. I change from conversation to conversation.
User avatar #387 to #386 - kingsombra (12/14/2013) [-]
You soulless creature
User avatar #388 to #387 - mikli ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
y dis
this way I can have all the blondes
User avatar #389 to #388 - kingsombra (12/14/2013) [-]
I'd say her hair is more wheat colored.

it's funny because the kanji for wheat is "mugi"
User avatar #390 to #389 - mikli ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
oh ****
i didn't even know
#377 - turdofdoom (12/11/2013) [-]
you just made tha beggest mestaek of ya laef
User avatar #378 to #377 - kingsombra (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I regret it
#379 to #378 - turdofdoom (12/11/2013) [-]
aaaah is no problem is goin to be ok ma *****
#365 - drainbramage (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm just letting you know that you disgust me.
#367 to #365 - kingsombra (08/30/2013) [-]
What did I do wrong?
#369 to #367 - drainbramage (08/30/2013) [-]
You know exactly what you did wrong.
You know exactly what you did wrong.
#370 to #369 - kingsombra (08/30/2013) [-]
Sorry for being alive
Sorry for being alive
#371 to #370 - drainbramage (08/30/2013) [-]
You're not forgiven, faggot.
#356 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
I had nearly forgotten you existed still. Hi buddy.
I had nearly forgotten you existed still. Hi buddy.
User avatar #357 to #356 - kingsombra (08/21/2013) [-]
Back at you. Surprised to see you're still around
#358 to #357 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
I only came back here because lordbutthurt was here. How have you been?
I only came back here because lordbutthurt was here. How have you been?
#359 to #358 - kingsombra (08/21/2013) [-]
I've been good, I guess. Nothing to complain about at least, been watching a lot of anime so I haven't seen a pony episode in like a year, though I've already seen the 2 first seasons like 5 times. Anything new within the pony world? I heard about something called Equestria Girls, but I have no idea what it is. </lifestory>

I'm surprised to hear Lordbutthurt is still around as well. So, what about you?
#360 to #359 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
Eh, i finally achieved being happy. so there is that. and i also have a fiance now.
User avatar #361 to #360 - kingsombra (08/21/2013) [-]
Does achieving happiness have anything to do with meeting a fiance?

What's your sex again? My brain says girl, but I don't wanna say anything for sure
#362 to #361 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes, it does. and your brain is right.
User avatar #363 to #362 - kingsombra (08/21/2013) [-]
What the **** is up with your avatar
#364 to #363 - meettehmedic (08/21/2013) [-]
I don't know!
User avatar #352 - phanact (07/23/2013) [-]
I know how you feel
I move all my items to an alt so my profile isn't ugly
User avatar #353 to #352 - kingsombra (07/23/2013) [-]
Well, I tried to do that, but I couldn't find the "initiate a trade" button
User avatar #354 to #353 - phanact (07/23/2013) [-]
It needs items
User avatar #336 - RevengeNL (07/07/2013) [-]
Hey, yesterday when I sent you that trade, I sent another one, you didn't accept or decline it yet. Can you take a look at it please? Thanks
User avatar #337 to #336 - kingsombra (07/07/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm not trading the old items
User avatar #338 to #337 - RevengeNL (07/07/2013) [-]
Okay no problem man
User avatar #335 - kingrui (07/03/2013) [-]
We are all kings
#332 - yusay ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Here.
User avatar #333 to #332 - kingsombra (06/28/2013) [-]
I'm on the list for all of it, right?
#334 to #333 - yusay ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Yep.
Yep.
User avatar #324 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Just wondering if you would be willing to trade the bronze comment badge ?
User avatar #326 to #325 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
What would you like for it ?

You seem to like ponies so I could give you some of the un-dead horses you are missing ?
User avatar #327 to #326 - kingsombra (05/28/2013) [-]
Yeah sure, I don't really care about items anymore
User avatar #328 to #327 - khl (05/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot man, been after that one for ages

If I get any more spare ponies they are coming to you for FREE
User avatar #329 to #328 - kingsombra (05/28/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it, bro

Like I said, my item-days are over
User avatar #330 to #329 - khl (05/31/2013) [-]
Are we really becoming self-aware ? haha

Nice comment bro : P
#303 - tanabata ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
What did you mean by "macro that"?
#304 to #303 - kingsombra (04/25/2013) [-]
Bind it to a key, so whenever you press that button that text shows up. A lot of keyboards have a lot of extra buttons made for macroing, but since you don't know what it is I can only assume you don't
User avatar #302 - phanact (04/10/2013) [-]
lkolol
#281 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
Remember me 						************					?
Remember me ************ ?
User avatar #282 to #281 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
lolno who r u
#283 to #282 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
I loved you back when you were nothing, and now that you're a big shot, you've forgotten the little people who have been with you since the beginning, you've changed man, you've changed.
I loved you back when you were nothing, and now that you're a big shot, you've forgotten the little people who have been with you since the beginning, you've changed man, you've changed.
#284 to #283 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I still love you   
   
So what've you been up to?
Don't worry, I still love you

So what've you been up to?
#285 to #284 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
Not much, I've just been playing Dark Souls and dying over, and over, and over, and over again. Also exams and 						****					...Watching Naruto...Y'know, the usual. Have you seen the trailer for the Sword Art Online dub? The only good voice is Kirito's and his got some pretty stupid lines.    
   
So yeah, what about you bigboy?
Not much, I've just been playing Dark Souls and dying over, and over, and over, and over again. Also exams and **** ...Watching Naruto...Y'know, the usual. Have you seen the trailer for the Sword Art Online dub? The only good voice is Kirito's and his got some pretty stupid lines.

So yeah, what about you bigboy?
#286 to #285 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
I can't stand dubs, and SAO was meh at best, so no I haven't seen the trailer. I think Kirito would be rather lame dubbed though.

Been playing some visual novels when I had the time for it, but I usually spend my days on skating. I'm also following a lot of animes that just started now in april.
Yeah, and I'm trying to get a better rank in a game I play called OSU, I'm currently #38 in my country, and my IRL friend is #39, so we somehow managed to end up as rivals.
#287 to #286 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
My Gmod is broken somehow, it sometime opens, but usually it comes up with an error with no known cause or cure. Are you going to attempt to get the &quot;blaze&quot; account? I kind of want to see how that turns out, so many lols will be had me thinks.   
   
   
There's a game called Rusty Hearts which I play sometimes but the controls are really dumb, but it's addictive.    
   
Are you a fan of Dragon Ball Z by chance? I've been trying to find the new movie with little luck...I was wondering if you might have found it.    
   
Also, I started collecting the Soul Eater manga, I don't know why, but I really enjoy Soul Eater.
My Gmod is broken somehow, it sometime opens, but usually it comes up with an error with no known cause or cure. Are you going to attempt to get the "blaze" account? I kind of want to see how that turns out, so many lols will be had me thinks.


There's a game called Rusty Hearts which I play sometimes but the controls are really dumb, but it's addictive.

Are you a fan of Dragon Ball Z by chance? I've been trying to find the new movie with little luck...I was wondering if you might have found it.

Also, I started collecting the Soul Eater manga, I don't know why, but I really enjoy Soul Eater.
#288 to #287 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
I love the soul eater anime, haven't read the manga though

Haven't seen DBZ, too many episodes

And isn't the blaze thing like 3 in the morning? : / Not sure if I can be bothered to stay up just for a 1/1000 chance to get the account
#289 to #288 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
According to google, it's happening at around 11:00 PM here...So somewhere between 10 and midnight for you I think.


Now quick, with out thinking about it, what Anime do you hate the most?
User avatar #290 to #289 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
MARS OF DESTRUCTION
#291 to #290 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
Never seen it, but it sounds cliche to the max. What's it about?
Never seen it, but it sounds cliche to the max. What's it about?
User avatar #292 to #291 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
It's a 19 minute OVA, go watch it NAOOOO

Remember to laugh at it
#293 to #292 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
I'll watch it later, I'm watching Naruto at the moment. How old is it? It sounds old.   
   
Nyeh Norge.
I'll watch it later, I'm watching Naruto at the moment. How old is it? It sounds old.

Nyeh Norge.
User avatar #294 to #293 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
I don't think it's too old really.

The blaze thing was UTC time, wasn't it? I googled UTC time and it was like 2 or 3 hours behind me, which means it'll happen around 2-3 AM for me

Or am I mistaken?
#295 to #294 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
It was an hour in front of me...Are there  like, 4 hours between us or something?
It was an hour in front of me...Are there like, 4 hours between us or something?
#297 to #296 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
This is the most confused I have ever been in my entire life. It says that UTC is an hour in front of my time, yet it is an hour behind. I don't know what to make of this. You're an hour ahead of me, so for you, UTC is 2 hours behind, so the Blaze race is at 10 for you. One of us is doing maths wrong I think. You...You do live in Norway right?
This is the most confused I have ever been in my entire life. It says that UTC is an hour in front of my time, yet it is an hour behind. I don't know what to make of this. You're an hour ahead of me, so for you, UTC is 2 hours behind, so the Blaze race is at 10 for you. One of us is doing maths wrong I think. You...You do live in Norway right?
User avatar #298 to #297 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes I do live in Norway, and I'm just as confused

I'm 1 hour ahead of you, UTC is 2 hours before me
User avatar #299 to #298 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, so what the **** are you talking about when you're saying it's at like, 3 in the morning?
User avatar #300 to #299 - kingsombra (04/09/2013) [-]
Since it's 2 hours before me, It'll be 00:00 UTC when It's 2 AM in Norway
#301 to #300 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm so confused right now, it's currently 19:25, the current UTC time is 18:25. my head hurts.
I'm so confused right now, it's currently 19:25, the current UTC time is 18:25. my head hurts.
User avatar #274 - haunterbrony (03/30/2013) [-]
Pssst

A certain user calls Sombra the samefag

Lordtriggs
#275 to #274 - lordtriggs (03/30/2013) [-]
with good reason to!
#278 to #276 - lordtriggs (03/30/2013) [-]
Lord of Wizadry > measly king
User avatar #277 to #276 - haunterbrony (03/30/2013) [-]
That's hot

..I mean the coffee! The coffee is hot..
User avatar #263 - TheAbsol (03/23/2013) [-]
HEY I KNOW YOU
#264 to #263 - kingsombra (03/23/2013) [-]
WHY   
   
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU
WHY

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU
User avatar #265 to #264 - TheAbsol (03/25/2013) [-]
AH BUT YOU DO
User avatar #266 to #265 - kingsombra (03/25/2013) [-]
INTERESTING, TELL ME MORE
User avatar #267 to #266 - TheAbsol (03/25/2013) [-]
WELL, I MIGHT NOT


UNLESS YOUR NAME IS STARSWIRL
User avatar #271 to #270 - TheAbsol (03/25/2013) [-]
OH HELLO

I THINK I KNOW YOU
User avatar #272 to #271 - TheAbsol (03/25/2013) [-]
WAIT... NO I DONT
User avatar #268 to #267 - kingsombra (03/25/2013) [-]
I LAUGH AT YOUR FAILURE

FOR STARSWIRL I AM NOT
#269 to #268 - TheAbsol (03/25/2013) [-]
oh.... never mind then
oh.... never mind then
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